千鳥のクセスゴ！2025年2月2日 ＜中編＞僕青が危険コラボ＆八木勇征ギャグ披露！
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00:00The next episode is a special collaboration festival between the 11 members of the Super High School.
00:10The teacher of music whose expression is too difficult.
00:15Usagi oishika no ya.
00:21Yes, boys.
00:23Your voices are weak overall.
00:25You are all very weak.
00:28We are hanging from the ceiling with a single thread.
00:32Break through the ceiling and make a voice sword.
00:36A voice sword?
00:38Insert it into the hole in the ceiling.
00:40Yes, insert it!
00:42Your voice is coming out.
00:44I haven't inserted it at all.
00:46Make more voice swords.
00:48How many are there?
00:50Make a thin and strong sword.
00:54Next, pull it out from the brain.
00:57Yes!
00:58A teacher who is angry and goes to the staff room.
01:01It's a unique teacher.
01:03Takayashi told me not to say it.
01:06That's scary.
01:07Stop it!
01:09It's scary.
01:10It's messed up.
01:13It's you!
01:15Don't you know that you're bothering everyone?
01:17Angry and go to the staff room.
01:19I can't believe it.
01:20I can't think about it.
01:22I don't want to teach anymore. I'm going home.
01:25Excuse me.
01:27I'm going home.
01:29Please think about it.
01:31Excuse me.
01:34I was really happy.
01:38It's messed up.
01:39It's messed up.
01:40It's messed up.
01:42A kind teacher when he goes to call someone.
01:46Excuse me.
01:47I'm sorry about earlier.
01:50Do you know why I was so angry?
01:53It's a kind teacher.
01:55It's a teacher.
01:58I was angry because I met you.
02:00I'm sorry.
02:01Actually, the teacher regrets it.
02:04I'm sorry.
02:06I hope you understand.
02:07That's why it's messed up.
02:11I'll be back in five minutes.
02:13Why?
02:14I'm sorry.
02:15Come back soon.
02:17Why in five minutes?
02:18I don't know what I'm talking about when I'm walking with you.
02:21A teacher who wants to throw away all the things in the classroom.
02:25I have something to tell you before we start the homeroom.
02:34There are too many things to throw away.
02:37Who is this?
02:38It's dirty.
02:39Who is it?
02:40It's a boy.
02:41It's dirty.
02:42I'll throw it away.
02:43Five, four, three, two, one.
02:46I'll throw it away.
02:47Which one do you want?
02:48I'll throw it away.
02:51It's a scary teacher.
02:54I left it next to the window.
02:56Who is it?
02:57It's a七-year-old man.
02:58I'll throw it away.
02:59Alright?
03:00I'll throw it away.
03:02Do you need this?
03:04No.
03:05I'll throw it away.
03:06I'll throw it away.
03:08This towel is a problem.
03:10This is a problem.
03:11It stinks.
03:13I'll throw it away.
03:16I'm sorry. And everyone, this is my umbrella!
03:19Umbrella! You have a lot of umbrellas!
03:27Kayoko, don't you think this kind of dress suits you?
03:29Eh, but it's a little flashy, isn't it?
03:31Eh, it's okay. You'll definitely look cute in it.
03:34I wonder...
03:35It's okay, right? I think it suits you.
03:37See?
03:38Eh, if you say so, then I'll go with this one.
03:42When is your wedding scheduled?
03:44Ah, I'm a rental girlfriend, so I won't get married.
03:46That's scary!
03:48You're a rental girlfriend?
03:49Yes, I'm not really a girlfriend.
03:50Ehh, don't say such cold things.
03:53But you're a rental girlfriend, right?
03:54I'm a rental girlfriend.
03:57You shouldn't say that.
03:59Then, I'll pay you when I get out.
04:01Next, let's go look for a house where we can live together.
04:05Got it.
04:08Well, that was a tough job.
04:11He's a rental girlfriend, Mr. Okubo.
04:15Hey, miss, would you like some tea?
04:16Eh, with me?
04:18Yeah, but if you look at my face, I'm not your type at all.
04:20So if you say yes, I'll feel like I don't want to go, is that okay?
04:23That's...
04:23I'm not that kind of person.
04:25Let's go.
04:26Ah, I see.
04:27I'm so happy!
04:29This is good.
04:34Mr. Okubo.
04:35Oh, manager.
04:36Today's schedule is...
04:38After the variety show, we'll go to the office live show.
04:41Then, we'll work at a bar at night.
04:43It's like a young actor's schedule.
04:44I want to sell it soon.
04:46Let's do it.
04:48Good combination.
04:50Ladies and gentlemen!
04:52Welcome to the Senor Saito Marumori show!
04:55First, we have Ulf Reznor!
04:58I'm doing it with Ulf Reznor.
05:01Good grip.
05:03It's ketchup!
05:05Correct!
05:07Wonderful.
05:08Everyone gets it.
05:10So, I'm Senor Saito.
05:12And...
05:13Hello, I'm pretty Takashi.
05:15Yeah, pretty, pretty.
05:17What is this?
05:18Hey, pretty, wait a minute.
05:20Your shirt is wrinkled, you idiot.
05:22Atasu?
05:23It's Atasu.
05:24Your reaction is old.
05:25It's that.
05:25What?
05:26I borrowed an iron from Jonio.
05:27Ah.
05:27He didn't come back.
05:28Is it him again?
05:29That's right.
05:29He's a bad guy, so it can't be helped.
05:31That's right.
05:31I'll call Jonio.
05:32Yes.
05:32Let's have you sing a song while we connect.
05:35A song while we connect?
05:36Yes, let's hear it.
05:37Maximum.
05:38It's not Tora Tora Tora.
05:40Ride On Time?
05:41Let's go!
05:42It's a hit!
05:44What will it be?
05:45Na na na na na na
05:47Na na na na na na
05:49I'm busy.
05:50I'm on the, I'm on the, I'm on the
05:54What are you doing?
05:55What?
05:55It's connecting.
05:57It's great.
05:58I got the hang of it.
05:59I got the hang of it.
06:00I got the hang of it.
06:02Don't say it!
06:02What are you doing?
06:03Hey, Jonio, Jonio.
06:04What are you doing?
06:06I'm saying it.
06:07Say something.
06:08I don't drink rock.
06:10Because I have a cold.
06:13That's great.
06:14With an iron?
06:14What do you mean with an iron, you idiot?
06:16Hey, that's enough.
06:17Don't use an iron, you idiot.
06:18Suimamyon?
06:19Is he going to say it?
06:20It's a combo, isn't it?
06:21After eating the iron set meal.
06:23Speaking of which,
06:24I remembered it with an iron.
06:26I went to Myeong-dong.
06:27Oh, you're Otsuda.
06:28Myeong-dong with an iron and Otsuda.
06:29Myeong-dong?
06:30I bought hamaguri.
06:31Oh, I see.
06:31Let's eat it together.
06:32You only have one.
06:34Hamaguri.
06:35One.
06:37That's it.
06:38I'm getting hungry.
06:39This is the last song.
06:41You can't say hamaguri.
06:42The last song is this.
06:45Fireworks by Aiko Takeshi.
06:47I'm going.
06:48I'm going.
06:48I'm going this way.
06:49One, two, three, four.
06:50Fireworks.
06:51I'll stop at your right arm and hold my wings.
06:56If you're tired, stop.
07:01I'm going to get up on my back and get up on my back.
07:04I'm going to eat hamaguri.
07:06I'm going to eat hamaguri.
07:08Did you eat hamaguri?
07:09I know.
07:10You're just eating.
07:11That's right.
07:12Animal, hamaguri.
07:13I'm tired.
07:14I'm going to eat hamaguri.
07:15I'm excited.
07:16I'm excited.
07:19That's great.
07:20That's great.
07:21Hello, I'm Tomohiro Omura, the son of Total Tembosu.
07:24He's big.
07:25I'm Haruku Omura.
07:26I'm 17 years old.
07:27That's cool.
07:28Please listen.
07:30Boundy's Time Paradox song.
07:34I'm really into it.
07:36I'm really into it.
07:37That's a good thing.
07:38You're a guitarist.
07:39You're a guitarist.
07:49That's a weird microphone.
08:04He's a good dancer.
08:09You have a great voice.
08:11You have a great voice.
08:19You have a great voice.
08:36Dad.
08:40I'm going to get you out of there.
08:42I'm going to get you out of there.
08:49I'm going to get you out of there.
09:04It's a real story.
09:05It's a real story.
09:18That's right.
09:19That's right.
09:20There's no one who sings this kind of song.
09:36Listen to me in detail.
09:39Is that what happened?
09:40What is this?
09:42It's for those who are wrong.
09:44It's for those who are wrong.
09:46I measured the time.
09:48I measured the time.
09:49It's 1 hour and 47 minutes.
09:50It's 1 hour and 47 minutes.
09:51It's 1 hour and 47 minutes.
09:52It's like a movie.
09:53It's like a movie.
09:54Next.
09:55Next.
09:56Who is it?
09:57Who is it?
09:58Who is it?
10:00I want to meet Ao Zora, who is Nogezaka46's official rival.
10:01I want to meet Ao Zora, who is Nogezaka46's official rival.
10:04Please sing after his voice.
10:09Who will it be?
10:10Who will it be?
10:11It must be Aoi.
10:12It's better to have not to meet Aoi.
10:29The moment our eyes met
10:32I tried not to let my feelings show
10:35Smiling
10:36I thought I might have a little charm
10:39But I was wrong
10:42Yes, but who?
10:45Our world is so dreamy
10:49It's just me and you
10:51If it's just the two of us, we can be anything
10:54Even if it's just you and me
11:00I love you so much, up and down
11:02Heaven or hell
11:04I don't care
11:05It's okay
11:07I'm confident
11:09I'm not afraid
11:11I'm not afraid
11:14Oh, it's the first time
11:16So I'm not shy
11:18No matter what happens, I'm free
11:21I'm the luckiest girl in the world
11:25I love you so much, up and down
11:28Heaven or hell
11:30I'm confident
11:32I'm not afraid
11:34Oh, it's the first time
11:36So I'm not shy
11:38No matter what happens, I'm free
11:41Oh, it's the first time
11:43So I'm not shy
11:45No matter what happens, I'm free
11:48Oh, it's the first time
11:50Oh, it's the first time
11:52So I'm not shy
11:54No matter what happens, I'm free
11:56Oh, it's the first time
11:58So I'm not shy
12:00No matter what happens, I'm free
12:02Oh, it's the first time
12:04So I'm not shy
12:06No matter what happens, I'm free
12:08Oh, it's the first time
12:10So I'm not shy
12:12No matter what happens, I'm free
12:14Oh, it's the first time
12:16So I'm not shy
12:18Touch you, touch you opportunity
12:20Touch the others
12:21Each time I see it, my face changes
12:22I gain weight
12:23I lose weight
12:24They make me eat
12:26I have to put up with it to eat
12:28Kiss, go for food
12:30One shot
12:31Two shots
12:32Good food
12:33Hi, the end
12:34Hey, hey, hey
12:35Even though it is too much
12:36Re Acadia
12:37Hey, hey, hey
12:39hashtag
12:40please
12:41Executive I really worry about Mr.Sakarachi
12:45He was worried about the pinpoint
12:47I know
12:53Kikuna kikuna
12:57Say you should be myself
13:09See don't
13:11Go to the camera. I'll eat you come back to me. I'm gonna watch the same watch on the menu
13:16Oh, I always thought we should hold my name my own. So I don't have it get there. Oh
13:22How do you make a company home country
13:26They do it today
13:28I
13:59Know she's my
14:03Motto go over there. Yeah, come on. I got it. I got a sports. Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm boxing. Don't go look at the name day
14:12Wow, okay, I think we're in the car
14:14What are you doing down?
14:16So touch, I didn't know it's not about me on there
14:28Oh
14:58Oh
15:28Keep me
15:30Super-duper. Thank you. Oh, did you get together? I mean, yeah, they should come on it for those fun. There's no
15:38Tanahashi, no, so by the way, they don't know
15:42Not get you
15:46In Jota
15:50To make that good
15:53Who you know
15:55You
16:25I
16:55I
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18:04He did it.
18:05Oh my goodness.
18:06Please answer.
18:07What happened?
18:08It wasn't a joke.
18:09Awesome.
18:10We called the police.
18:11I'm really hurt.
18:12Because of you.
18:13Because of you.
18:14I was really wasting my money.
18:15I had to go to Asean, and wasn't sure whether I was in a good success
18:18or aAn luxury life.
18:21And you challenged me in a bit anything at all.
18:23This is the song I love.
18:26I love this song.
18:28The smell of the snow is starting to pass through me.
18:33The more you touch it, the more you love it.
18:41While being hurt.
18:46I'll let you hear it.
18:48Tachi wa shita to yuuki wo
18:54Yume mite ikite yuku
19:01Itsuka mada oshiawaru
19:04Sanishu anata soko ni wa
19:07Iko ni ite mo
19:08Ni o shite mo
19:10Kiketsukete ageru kara
19:13Arifureteru
19:15Koto wa nante sute sate shimaou
19:19Nani mo iranai anata ga iru
19:22Sore dake ga boku no subete
19:27Yume mite ikite yuku
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23:37Project July
23:42Project July
23:50Project July
23:56Before we get into aerobics, we have a new student joining us today.
24:02A new student?
24:04Pleased to meet you.
24:06It's Ryo Fukawa.
24:08He does look like him.
24:10Please introduce yourself.
24:12I'm Ryo Fukawa.
24:14It's Ryo Fukawa.
24:16It's Ryo Fukawa.
24:18Why did you decide to learn aerobics?
24:20Fuka-kun, you're experienced, right?
24:22Yes.
24:24You've done aerobics before, right?
24:26Yes, I have.
24:28I've seen you do it.
24:30Let's get started.
24:32Music, start!
24:40First, let's walk.
24:48Let's open your legs little by little.
24:54Lower your center of gravity.
24:58Ryo Fukawa does aerobics normally.
25:04Let's walk.
25:06You can do it.
25:08Ryo Fukawa does aerobics normally.
25:12Let's walk.
25:14It's a waste.
25:16It's a waste for Ryo Fukawa to do aerobics normally.
25:20Let's put our hands together.
25:22You can do interesting aerobics,
25:24but we want to see interesting aerobics.
25:28Put your center of gravity to the right.
25:30This is it.
25:32This is Ryo Fukawa's signature move.
25:36That move is left.
25:38I want to hear it.
25:42If Ryo Fukawa does this move,
25:44I want to hear it.
25:46Let's walk.
25:48That's it.
25:50Ryo Fukawa was moving a lot.
25:52I was sweating a lot.
25:54Ryo Fukawa is sweating a lot.
25:56Excuse me.
25:58You are Ryo Fukawa, right?
26:02You are Ryo Fukawa.
26:04Let's hear it.
26:06It's rude.
26:08Excuse me.
26:10Can I ask you something?
26:12Of course.
26:14When I go to the dentist,
26:16I want to go to the bookstore.
26:20I want to go to the bookstore.
26:22It's rude.
26:24Next is
26:26a love collaboration from an elf.
26:30I love high-tension characters.
26:32I want you to inject different energy
26:34into Gyaru Manzai.
26:38A lively M-1 champion
26:40appears in Gyaru Manzai.
26:42M-1 champion?
26:44Hello.
26:46Hello.
26:48I'm Deco.
26:50Is that all?
26:58I want to be a gyaru.
27:00That's great.
27:02That's impossible for you.
27:04Gyaru is a mind game.
27:06How do you know that?
27:08That sounds fun.
27:12Let's go on a trip to be a gyaru.
27:14Let's go on a trip.
27:161, 2, 3, Roller!
27:181, 2, 3, Vulcan!
27:20Why is Masanori here?
27:22Masanori, we're at Don Quijote.
27:24What is this?
27:26Masanori is a gyaru,
27:28so I want to give him a nickname.
27:30He's doing his best.
27:32Let's buy him a nickname.
27:34A nickname?
27:36Norinori, Norinori, Norinori Masanori.
27:38Come on!
27:40Norinori, Norinori, Norinori Masanori.
27:42And?
27:44And?
27:46And?
27:48Oh, oh, oh.
27:50Oh, oh, cute.
27:52Oh, oh, oh.
27:54Oh, oh, cute.
27:56Oh, oh, oh.
27:58Oh, oh, cute.
28:00No, no, no.
28:02You can't do that.
28:04I didn't know you were so gyaru.
28:06This is a gyaru firework.
28:08Firework?
28:10Fire!
28:12Fire!
28:14He's getting the hang of it.
28:16Don't do it too much!
28:18Fire!
28:22Are you okay?
28:24My face is on fire!
28:26You look surprised.
28:28The real thing is coming.
28:30From people who were waiting to see
28:32Yagi-kun's collaboration,
28:34here is a surprise video.
28:36I'm Yao!
28:38We're Yagi!
28:40He has more than 1,470 jokes, he's a savage goat.
28:44I'm scared because I'm not getting any older.
28:46This time, he presents jokes from goat to goat.
28:49Really?
28:50The jokes I'm going to present to Yusei-san,
28:52I'm going to shout towards the other side of the earth,
28:55but I'd like Yusei-san to shout as well.
28:58Where is he going to shout?
29:03Can you hear me, people in the neighborhood?
29:06I don't like this.
29:08Yusei-san, please try to use it.
29:11It was really fun to think about it.
29:13I'm really happy, but I thought about it in about 2 seconds.
29:15That's right.
29:17Well then, Yagi-kun.
29:18I got it.
29:19Since I got it.
29:20I'll take it.
29:22Can you hear me, people in the neighborhood?
29:25Thank you very much.
29:26What are you doing?
29:28Well, well, well, it's not just this.
29:31Yagi-san also made a joke for this person.
29:35I'm blessed.
29:36In addition, Yagi-kun also made a joke for Tsuda-kun.
29:40The joke I'm going to present to Tsuda-kun is
29:42the evolution of Goi-Goi-Suu.
29:44This is good.
29:45Please use this from this year.
29:48This is good.
29:49Goi-Goi-Suu!
29:51Please look at the palm of my hand.
29:54It's good.
29:55It's too Yagi-san-like.
29:57Since this year, I have to change it a little.
30:00There is already an evolution.
30:03Goi.
30:04Goi-Go-Goi.
30:05Goi-Goi-Suu.
30:06Suu-Suu-Suu.
30:07Suu!
30:08I'll give you Suu!
30:10And the highest level is
30:11Kakka-Kuu-Ka!
30:15Kakka-Kuu-Ka?
30:16After this, it will be very popular.
30:18Come directly to the Nanya-Sono-Kao Championship!
30:22It's a very good song.
30:28It's a short-sleeved costume.
30:29Sekai-kun is wearing a short-sleeved costume.
30:31This is hot, right?
30:32Live.
30:33It was hot.
30:34I made it in Yagi-kun's style.
30:37I'm sorry.
30:45I'm sorry to call you suddenly.
30:47It's okay.
30:48What is it?
30:49It's an important story.
30:50I have something to tell you.
30:53It's a little embarrassing to say it in words.
30:56I made it into a song.
30:58In a song?
30:59Yes.
31:00So listen to this.
31:01Will you get an answer?
31:03Yes.
31:04I understand.
31:06Let's go.
31:11It's intense.
31:14It's intense.
31:18It's good.
31:19It's pretty intense.
31:27It's music.
31:28I can't sing.
31:29It's music at that time.
31:33What is it?
31:40Wait a minute.
31:42Is the song you want to tell me an instrumental?
31:46And it's Bruce's song?
31:49It's different.
31:54What's that face?
31:57It's good.
31:58If it's a ballad, it's a confession of love.
32:01What's Bruce's instrumental?
32:03What does it mean?
32:04I can't understand the instrumental.
32:12What should I do?
32:15I'm looking for a response.
32:18It's difficult.
32:22It's a foreign language.
32:27I don't understand.
32:32It's not English.
32:48Can you give me an answer?
32:51I can't answer.
32:53I'm Ozwald Hatanaka.
32:54I'm Ozwald Hatanaka.
32:57Before the summer of this year began,
33:01there was a big event in my life.
33:05It's been about a month since then.
33:08It's been a while since I've seen you again.
33:12When I saw you again, I felt it.
33:16I made that feeling into a song.
33:19Please listen.
33:21Leave me in summer.
33:25It's good.
33:39It's been about five years.
33:45It's good.
33:54What is this?
33:56Are you shooting a music video?
33:58It's amazing.
34:00It's a bit like you.
34:03I thought it was you.
34:12It's like you.
34:14It's like you.
34:17It's like you.
34:24It's like you.
34:29It's like you.
34:40It's sad.
34:43It's sad.
34:46It's like you.
34:55It's like you.
35:01It's amazing.
35:04It's the last scene.
35:19It's a great song.
35:22It's a great song.
35:24It's like Masashi Sada.
35:26It's Masashi Sada.
35:29It's great.
35:31It's sudden, but...
35:33Hey, CHOI!
35:35What's that outfit?
35:37CHOI will debut as an idol.
35:40Did you lose weight?
35:42Wait a minute.
35:43Debut as an idol?
35:45I've already made a song.
35:47If you become an idol,
35:49what should I do?
35:50What should I do?
35:52Now, CHOI will sing.
35:54TAKUTO,
35:56do an idol song!
35:58You can do an idol song?
35:59Isn't it great?
36:01It's a rebound-confirmed way to lose weight.
36:04Music,
36:05start!
36:11Everyone, thank you for coming today.
36:14Let's get excited!
36:21TAKUTO, you can do it!
36:22More! More!
36:26I'm an idol.
36:27My boyfriend is...
36:29Wow, do you have a boyfriend?
36:30Can I have a boyfriend?
36:34It's amazing.
36:36It's amazing.
36:38You're getting prettier.
36:41You're getting lighter.
36:43I see.
36:44I'm sorry to say this,
36:46but do you really have a boyfriend?
36:49Do you really have a boyfriend?
36:50Teka, are you really okay?
36:54You're really okay, right?
36:56You're an idol, right?
36:58My boyfriend is...
37:01You're an idol, right?
37:02I don't want to hear your explanation.
37:04My boyfriend is...
37:0654 years old!
37:09Wow, you're really old, right?
37:10Teka, you're really old, right?
37:12I'll do this.
37:13I'll do this.
37:16You're really old, right?
37:17Hey, you're lying, right?
37:18You're lying, right?
37:19You're lying, right?
37:20You're lying, right?
37:21You're lying, right?
37:22You're lying, right?
37:23Everyone,
37:24we can do this!
37:25We can do this!
37:27We can do this!
37:31This is amazing.
37:33But I lied,
37:35so I'm quitting being an idol.
37:37Wow, are you quitting?
37:38Are you quitting?
37:42They're crying.
37:43They're both crying.
37:45I've only had one life.
37:46That's what I'm doing.
37:49What's this?
37:51Explosion warning?
37:52There's a bomb in this venue.
37:54If you start talking,
37:55the bomb will explode.
37:57What does that mean?
37:58Master!
37:59There's a bomb in this venue!
38:01Master!
38:03Master, there's a bomb on your face.
38:05I know.
38:06I know.
38:07It's right in front of you.
38:08That's right.
38:09That's scary.
38:10It's scary, right?
38:11If you start talking, it'll explode?
38:12That's right.
38:13If you start talking, it'll explode?
38:14Yes.
38:15It's a stand-up comedy.
38:16I see.
38:17You'll talk and then come back.
38:18I see.
38:19Is that okay?
38:20Yes.
38:21If that's okay, then it's okay.
38:22Mr. Ono Ukiyo, please come on stage!
38:24Please!
38:25Please!
38:26Smile.
38:27Don't be shy.
38:30I'm Marutamaru from Yamagoya.
38:32It's okay.
38:33Don't worry.
38:34I'm like a brooch.
38:38But it's been raining a lot lately.
38:40Is it because of the guerrilla war?
38:42There are people with plastic umbrellas.
38:45In the Edo period, umbrellas were made of paper.
38:48What would have happened if it had suddenly rained?
38:51It would have been a disaster.
38:52The rakugo has started.
38:54The rakugo has started.
38:55Has it started?
38:56Yes.
38:57My creation, the story of the Oedo paper umbrella, has it started?
39:00It has started.
39:01It has started?
39:02The rakugo that the master stole a plastic umbrella and had to go to court has started.
39:05It has started?
39:06No.
39:07It's definitely no good.
39:08No good.
39:09I'm sorry.
39:10It's dangerous.
39:11I'm sorry.
39:12Don't worry.
39:13It's okay.
39:15But this year, the starry sky is more beautiful when it snows.
39:20Actually, there is a UFO in that star.
39:23The aliens may come down from that UFO.
39:27The rakugo has started.
39:29The rakugo has started.
39:30My creation, the story of the Oedo paper umbrella, has it started?
39:32The rakugo that the master stole a plastic umbrella and had to go to court has started?
39:34It has started.
39:35The rakugo that the master stole a plastic umbrella and had to go to court has started?
39:38It has started?
39:39No good.
39:40It's definitely no good.
39:41The rakugo has started.
39:42You can't do that because there is a cushion.
39:43Hey!
39:44What are you doing?
39:45I'm sorry!
39:46You shouldn't have come home.
39:47You're injured here.
39:48I'm sorry.
39:49You idiot!
39:50You idiot!
39:51I'm sorry.
39:52Have you ever hit someone before?
39:53No.
39:54You haven't hit someone before, right?
39:55No.
39:56Hitting someone is how it feels.
39:57The rakugo has started.
39:58The rakugo has started.
39:59The rakugo has started.
40:00No good.
40:01The rakugo has started.
40:02The rakugo has started.
40:03I've died.
40:04I've died.
40:05I've died.
40:06I've died.
40:07I've died.
40:08I've died.
40:09I've died.
40:10This acting is difficult.
40:18I'll be starring in this drama.
40:20I'm Honma.
40:21I'm Nakajima.
40:22I've seen it, but it seems like you guys haven't mastered the acting yet.
40:26Yes.
40:28Do you want to see a play?
40:30Is that okay?
40:31Instead, do it in the real world.
40:33Yes.
40:34Thank you very much!
40:35Ready!
40:36Start!
40:37Why don't you do it?
40:39It's already over!
40:40It's over?
40:42Emiko still likes you!
40:44You're no good!
40:46Your emotions are completely different.
40:48I'm sorry.
40:49One more time!
40:51Why don't you do it?
40:53It's already over!
40:54It's over?
40:56Emiko still...
40:57You're no good!
40:58I'm sorry.
40:59Listen up.
41:00The flame of anger here is the purple flame.
41:03Get wrapped up in the purple flame!
41:07Play with the smoke.
41:08Play with the smoke.
41:09Do you really understand?
41:11Play with the smoke.
41:12Why don't you do it?
41:13It's already over!
41:14It's over?
41:16Emiko still...
41:17You're no good!
41:18I'm sorry.
41:19You're no good.
41:21That's enough.
41:22You're pitiful.
41:23We'll do your scene later.
41:24It's cold.
41:25It's okay.
41:26Next.
41:27Why don't you do it?
41:28Is that okay?
41:29Do it in the real world.
41:31Thank you very much!
41:32Ready!
41:33Start!
41:34Why don't you do it?
41:36It's already over!
41:38Is that okay?
41:39Why don't you do it?
41:40Don't be selfish!
41:41Like this!
41:44This is the purple flame.
41:46That's right.
41:47Do it like that!
41:50Why don't you do it?
41:51Don't be selfish!
41:55You don't understand what I'm saying!
41:57It's gone.
41:59That's it.
42:01Don't forget that feeling.
42:03Are you an idiot?
42:07What's that face?
42:08What's that face?
42:11This face?
42:15Excuse me!
42:16Yes?
42:17There's hair in it.
42:20I'm sorry!
42:21I'll get you a new ramen right away!
42:23We're doing a live broadcast right now.
42:26I just ate ramen.
42:28There was hair in it.
42:30You're the one who made this ramen, right?
42:32I'm sorry!
42:33Please stop the camera!
42:34Please answer!
42:35You're the one who made this ramen, right?
42:38Yes.
42:39I'm sorry!
42:41Mr. Yamashita.
42:44Mr. Yamashita of the store called Ryurai-ken in Nishiogikubo.
42:47He put hair in the ramen.
42:49Everyone watching the live broadcast, please call the store!
42:53It's you, right?
42:54It's because you put hair in the ramen, right?
42:57No, but...
42:58It's true, right?
43:00Huh?
43:02This hair...
43:03It's not mine, is it?
43:05Huh?
43:06No, this is straight hair, isn't it?
43:10I...
43:12I'm short-tempered.
43:15This...
43:16Isn't this customer's hair?
43:18Huh?
43:19Oh my.
43:20Oh my.
43:21This was Yabai-no-Koitsu!
43:23Ueda Kouki, 26 years old.
43:25Suginami-ku, Asagaya, Nishi.
43:272-4-5.
43:28Kouki, Takamatsu, D-2.
43:31He's a fair person.
43:33He's a very fair person.
43:35Please spread it out.
43:37Let's do a screenshot time to spread it out.
43:42He's not a bad person at all.
43:44He's amazing.
43:45He's a fair person.
43:47Yes, this ramen.
43:49I put hair in this ramen.
43:53Look at this noodle.
43:56It's from the city, but it's homemade, right?
44:00It's a food report!
44:02He's trying to increase the store's reputation!
44:05He's a good person.
44:06It's 3 minutes away from Toho.
44:08It's in the middle of the city.
44:09The store is beautiful and it's the best store!
44:12He's the worst person!
44:15I don't know much about those kinds of jokes.
44:18Like live streaming.
44:21It's scary.
44:25After this, the Kusetsu characters will meet.
44:28Please find your favorite Kusetsu character!
44:36Before the R-1 final, we'll show you the Kusetsu characters!
44:40I don't care!
44:46Wow, this guy.
44:48I hate this guy.
44:50Why?
44:51This guy is a pain in the ass.
44:53It's been a while since he appeared.
44:54He's the shame of the sumo world.
44:56It's been a while since I've seen such a shameful history.
44:59I hate this guy.
45:00I don't hate history.
45:01It's a shame.
45:03It's left!
45:06It's a shame.
45:08This guy is a shame.
45:10This guy's sumo is boring!
45:12It's not interesting at all.
45:13Who wants to see a distance fight in sumo?
45:16A distance fight.
45:18It's a shame.
45:19We don't want to see that.
45:21We want to see a big guy and a big guy fighting.
45:26It's a shame.
45:28It's not interesting at all.
45:29It's a shame.
45:30It's a shame.
45:31Rikishi, don't use your feet.
45:34Rikishi, don't use your feet.
45:37We don't want to see that.
45:40We want to see a big guy and a big guy fighting.
45:47We want to see that.
45:49Rikishi, don't use your feet.
45:52We want to see a big guy and a big guy fighting.
45:58We don't want to see a distance fight in sumo.
46:02We want to see a big guy and a big guy fighting.
46:10We want to see a big guy and a big guy fighting.
46:15Don't use your feet.
46:19Don't use your feet.
46:22Don't use your feet.
46:26It's a shame.
46:27How can a big guy use his feet?
46:30Don't use your feet.
46:32Don't use your feet.
46:34Stop that.
46:35It's a shame.
46:37It's a shame.
46:38Get out.
46:43He is scaring her.
46:48I
47:18Think
47:48What the country
48:18My
48:48I
49:18It's more expensive than a plane ticket.
49:20This is a great lesson.
49:22Is this okay?
49:26Do you want to decide the date for the next date?
49:28I'm married.
49:32This is a great lesson.
49:38Oh, it's raining.
49:42I'm glad I brought an umbrella.
49:44I'm glad I brought an umbrella.
49:46Let's get in.
49:50Your umbrella is always under my face.
49:56What is this?
49:58There is a character.
50:00I read it.
50:02I'm glad I brought an umbrella.
50:06Your umbrella is always under my face.
50:10There is a title.
50:12What is this?
50:14I'm sorry.
50:16Are you okay?
50:20I'm selling salmon at a fish shop.
50:22It looks delicious.
50:24It's salmon, baby.
50:28It's salmon, baby.
50:30It's salmon, baby.
50:32It's not funny.
50:34It's not funny.
50:38But I can watch it.
50:42Because I like you.
50:46Because I like you, I can talk.
50:48Because I like you.
50:50I can hear your heart and talk.
50:54I exposed everything.
50:56Because I like you.
50:58Because I like you.
51:00Because I like you.
51:02I can't stand it.
51:04I don't know the rules.
51:08I like you.
51:10It's just the letters.
51:12Because I like you!
51:19UNO!
51:20It was UNO!
51:22He was playing UNO.
51:24Where did you get it from?
51:26Did you say UNO because it was the last one?
51:29Or did you want to play UNO?
51:31The voice of my heart.
51:33That's true, that's true.
51:41Please get married.
51:43He didn't get married.
51:46Nagatsuki.
51:48That's too much.
51:50I'm sorry for those of you who thought we were a couple.
51:54Actually, we were still a couple.
51:56That's not true.
51:58It was a surprise from my grandfather and grandmother.
52:05It's a great development.
52:08I'll be happy.
52:11That was a good story.
52:14This program doesn't have an audition.
52:17If I had a store, I would have dropped it.
52:32I want to be on TV!
52:35How are you?
52:37You're so sweet.