I made the priest's daughter my 100th conquest
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00:00I slept with 99 girls, and wanted my hundredth to be a virgin.
00:07So I went to church,
00:11in search of the perfect prude.
00:14However, there were only elderly ladies inside.
00:19I was about to leave, when I saw the priest's daughter, Ashley.
00:26Sweet, young, and obviously naïve.
00:32The perfect candidate.
00:34I ambushed her outside with a bouquet of flowers.
00:41Your eyes are like an ocean, and I'm drawing in it.
00:47You're an adult and can swim?
00:50She laughed and walked past me.
00:53That rejection made even the beggar snicker.
01:04I decided to be smart and follow her.
01:07But she walked into a bad neighborhood, and entered a bar.
01:17The filest rabble in the city could be found inside,
01:22and Ashley was on a date with some huge guy.
01:29You are with this ragamuffin? Are you out of your mind?
01:34Suddenly, the big man pushed me away.
01:38Get lost, boy! Can't you see we're talking?
01:42After that, almost the entire bar stood up for Ashley,
01:47and I barely had time to run avoid getting beaten up.
01:52I was at a loss.
01:55What was that prude hiding?
01:59Suddenly, I felt Ashley's hand on my shoulder.
02:04I help the unfortunate who have gone astray.
02:07The people from the bar attend my help center.
02:11She handed me her card.
02:13You should come too. A little help won't hurt you.
02:18I immediately had an idea.
02:22But first, I needed a detox from being right.
02:27I decided to hang out with some hotties,
02:31and brag to them about my plan.
02:38Miss Pris will soon become my trophy.
02:43The next day, I went by the center.
02:47There were just pathetic losers inside.
02:50Ashley, like an angel, was helping everyone.
03:02Eventually, it was my turn.
03:12I've gone astray. I need someone who'll understand me.
03:18Ashley fell for it and offered to listen to me after class.
03:24Everything was going according to my plan.
03:27As soon as everyone left, I turned off the power in the building.
03:33I was sure that a candlelight conversation would help create a romantic atmosphere.
03:41Ashley listened to my made-up story so intently,
03:46that I moved closer to her and put my hand on her knee.
03:52Ashley, I think I've been looking for someone like you my whole life.
04:00She naively looked into my eyes.
04:03I reached out to kiss her.
04:07At that moment, Ashley burst out laughing.
04:11Out of all the pick-up champs I've seen, this one is the most ridiculous.
04:17And by the way, don't forget to turn the electric panel back on.
04:24I realized that the prude wasn't naive at all.
04:28However, that only made it even more exciting.
04:33The next day, I went by center again.
04:37The next day, I went by center again.
04:41I wanted to ask Ashley out on a date, but the place was closed.
04:49I asked one of the guys what happened, and he shocked me.
04:54Ashley was in a hospital.
04:58It seemed that one of the visitors attacked and robbed her.
05:03Alex? Why are you here?
05:06Go home.
05:08You help others, yet there is no one to help you.
05:14She reluctantly let me stay, and I was glad because I had plans for that night.
05:21When everyone was asleep, I told Ashley that there was a surprise for her.
05:28She clearly didn't expect it, but agreed to come with me.
05:36We ended up on the roof, where I prepared everything for a date.
05:42No one had ever done anything like that for her.
05:49You're not as helpless as I thought.
05:56I hugged Ashley, and she didn't mind.
06:01She was so beautiful in the moonlight that I wanted to protect her from the whole world.
06:08You are going to close the center after what happened, right?
06:13Of course not. I'll go back tomorrow.
06:18Why? You almost died.
06:22Suddenly, Ashley's eyes filled with tears, and she whispered.
06:28That place belonged to my mother.
06:33As it turned out, Ashley's parents met there and fell in love.
06:40Soon after, they had a daughter, but her mother died while giving birth.
06:46The father overcame his grief thanks to faith and became a priest.
06:54And when Ashley grew up, she started working at the help center.
07:00Everyone should have a second chance in life, Alex. And I want to be the person who gives it.
07:06That's when I knew I couldn't use Ashley.
07:16I was about to leave when suddenly she stopped me.
07:23I've heard millions of other people's stories, but no one ever listened to mine.
07:30Stay.
07:32She pulled me close and kissed me.
07:37That night, I got what I dreamed of.
07:44After that, I went back to my previous life.
07:48The other girls started asking me about Ashley, and I admitted that we spent a night together.
07:57Did she ask her father for permission?
08:02For some reason, their words hurt me.
08:07Shut up!
08:09She's worth more than all of you put together.
08:13I didn't want to be with them for one more second.
08:18When I saw Ashley again, she immediately threw herself into my arms.
08:26Alex, I was afraid you would never come back.
08:30At that moment, I realized that I couldn't live without her.
08:38The very next day, I took Ashley on a date, during which I was going to tell her about my feelings.
08:46But at a traffic light, I found some old acquaintances.
08:55Where have you disappeared to? Looking for a new prude to get into her pants?
09:03Upon hearing those words, Ashley asked for an explanation.
09:09Yes, it's true.
09:12But honey, I...
09:15She didn't want to listen and ran out of the car in tears.
09:24I called her day and night, yet she ignored me.
09:32When I passed by the help center, one of the big guys refused to let me in.
09:40Your mean heart really needs help, but you won't get it here.
09:45Leave while you're still alive.
09:48I was not worthy of Ashley and had to reinvent myself.
09:54My past life disgusts me.
09:57So I sold my car, my clothes, my jewelry.
10:10And made a donation to Ashley's center.
10:19I had no hope that she would forgive me.
10:23However, Ashley showed up at my house shortly after.
10:28Do you want to buy me? Take your money back.
10:34I was an idiot.
10:36And you helped me change.
10:39I fell in love with you.
10:42Unfortunately, it's not mutual.
10:50I thought Ashley would leave, but she touched me.
10:55A good man taught me that everyone deserves a second chance.
11:01Ashley smiled and I hugged her.
11:05She was able to forgive me and I never let her go again.
11:11Sometimes in love, second chance work even better than the first.
11:17Because we have learned from our mistakes.