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00:00Mangeki ga Nanbo no Monjai! Shinkigeki Next vs. Manzai Gekijou!
00:05NETA BATTLE!
00:11This time, we have the manzai gekijou,
00:14Daburo Higashi and Rin Gen!
00:18Mangeki vs. Shinkigeki Next,
00:20the Gachinko NETA BATTLE!
00:23It's a G.
00:25It's a J.
00:29From the bottom of my heart,
00:31it was the most boring.
00:33From the bottom of your heart?
00:35That's not true!
00:38Shinkigeki Next vs. Manzai Gekijou!
00:44It was the most boring.
00:45We have Rin Gen and Daburo Higashi from Manzai Gekijou.
00:50I'm really sorry.
00:52What is this?
00:54It's a big thing.
00:55If it wasn't for Daburo Higashi and Rin Gen,
00:59I wouldn't be able to do this.
01:02You have respect.
01:03Yes, I do.
01:04I have respect.
01:05But let me make it clear.
01:07It's not about who wins.
01:09It's about who wins!
01:14That's all I want to say.
01:16This time,
01:17you will battle in a tournament format.
01:21The genre is content.
01:24What is it?
01:25What will it be like?
01:27It's the third time.
01:29It's called the young Toriumon.
01:31That's right.
01:32That's what this is about.
01:33You will know the thickness of the wall.
01:36Visbra and Longcoat Daddy
01:38will fly all over the country.
01:40That's right.
01:41First of all,
01:42it's about whether you can win or not.
01:44That's not true!
01:45That's right.
01:46This time,
01:48it's them!
01:49It's them!
01:50It's them!
01:56Tanakume.
01:57What's that?
01:59You're so dirty.
02:00I've never seen you wear a hoodie.
02:02Tell him he's dirty, Tatsumi!
02:04What part of me is dirty?
02:05Everything.
02:06Everything.
02:07You only wear shoes.
02:09That's what you are.
02:13If you wear it like that,
02:14you'll look strong.
02:17Is that so?
02:19If you wear it like that,
02:20you'll look strong.
02:22Higashi from Double Higashi
02:24is my soccer friend.
02:26I'm not going to lose today.
02:29Are you his friend?
02:30Are you his friend?
02:32Are you his friend?
02:33Are you his friend?
02:35That's right.
02:36This guy is crazy!
02:39Go get it!
02:41He's a keeper.
02:42He's such a friend.
02:43This guy is crazy!
02:45He's always like that.
02:46He only played soccer once.
02:49He thinks he's his friend.
02:51He's the craziest guy.
02:54That's right.
02:55The craziest guy.
02:56He's the craziest guy.
02:57He's a little bit cocky.
02:58He's the craziest guy.
02:59He's the craziest guy.
03:00He's the craziest guy.
03:01He's the craziest guy.
03:02What's wrong with you?
03:03What's wrong with you?
03:04What's wrong with you?
03:05You're more of a chimpanzee than me.
03:08You're the one.
03:10I don't need noodles anymore.
03:11I can do it myself.
03:12I can do it myself.
03:13I can do it myself.
03:14I'm a crocodile.
03:15We'll play against these four judges.
03:17They are the judges in this episode.
03:20These three.
03:22Wow!
03:23That's amazing!
03:24That's amazing!
03:25Hello!
03:29I'm older than them.
03:31So I'll be the judge this time.
03:34We'll see.
03:36That's not funny.
03:37You're going to give away your jaw.
03:39He always answers like this.
03:41Chasho! Chasho! Chasho!
03:42Chasho! Chas...
03:43...o.
03:45That's the best.
03:49Now, I will announce the combination of the tournament.
03:53Here it is.
03:57It's strange.
03:59No one thought of it.
04:02NEXT members are serious.
04:06I really like Double Higashi Rinji.
04:09It's really interesting.
04:11I'm serious.
04:13What's that?
04:15It's like Seto-san in Akka.
04:18Switch is on.
04:20We've been watching it for a long time, so we forgot about it.
04:23But when I saw it, I thought it was a giant.
04:27The first match of Versus Manzai Theater.
04:31Double Higashi vs. Tatsumi-Tanikawa.
04:35Tatsumi-Tanikawa is the number one manzai show in Kansai.
04:41I hate him.
04:44I really hate him.
04:46I really hate him.
04:49I really hate him.
04:53I really hate him.
04:56I hate him.
05:05I don't like his sumo.
05:07I don't like his sumo.
05:11It's a battle of distance.
05:14It's a battle of distance.
05:17It looks like a big man.
05:19It's a combination.
05:21It's a step.
05:23I think we don't find it's kind of like she got me kissy bunny run a zero money that
05:28don't show me name on me the couple you think I'm gonna be dying a little a
05:34bouquet show more I am ma so java meet I know it's pretty yummy
05:39just a party shorty total damn it's a party you must a wash it on me tiny no
05:45good cause she'll touch the tip of me that's for Papa on the cook cook cook
05:49Colby tiny you're gonna poke a marshmallow I don't know if she got talk me up
05:55take a look at it can't come to Korea it's a little early and it's a little
06:02I'm a little cookie or cut the cream on my show more on my yeah but it's more
06:09show more on my
06:12ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
06:42Tatsumi Kamikawa Combi
07:12What are you doing?
07:42You've been in the well
07:44It's going to be messed up
07:46If you're in the well, your 1000 yen bill is going to be messed up
07:50I can't use this
07:52Then let's talk about whether you can use it or not
07:56This is the real well battle
08:01Don't laugh like that
08:03Your laugh is really scary
08:05Go back to the well
08:07I understand
08:09No, that's not a well
08:11It's my bag
08:13Simple
08:15You're funny
08:17Why?
08:19Where?
08:21I have a comedy contest next week, but I can't come with you
08:25Why?
08:27I understand
08:29Now it's a practice
08:31Yes
08:33Let's go
08:37A week later
08:39That was amazing
08:41The shadow mic
08:53Thank you
08:55I'm going to die
08:57I'm going to die
08:59I'm going to be killed
09:01This is the Izabata meeting
09:03Don't laugh like that
09:05It's a different kind of tsukkomi
09:07You can't make the line
09:09I can't make the line
09:11You're laughing
09:17You're admiring the tsukkomi
09:19You're admiring the tsukkomi
09:21It's no use
09:23You're admiring the tsukkomi
09:25I was
09:27I was
09:29I was
09:31It was overwhelming
09:33The number of jokes...
09:35We're so funny, seriously.
09:37The number of jokes...
09:39was really amazing.
09:41The number of jokes...
09:43was the pair or...
09:45the double-eastern with a big punch?
09:47That's the judge's preference.
09:49What preference?
09:51That's not the judge's preference.
09:53Everything said about the judge's preference...
09:55I think that's correct.
09:57This is cheating.
09:59I'm looking forward to it.
10:01Yes, please.
10:05Yes, it's wrong.
10:07Minami is the champion!
10:09Minami is the champion!
10:11Minami is the champion!
10:13Moe, Moe, Moe!
10:15It's a little too much.
10:17No, no, no, it's wrong!
10:19What's the reason?
10:21Why?
10:23When Sato-kun said something,
10:25he said it was wrong.
10:27No, no, no, it's definitely wrong.
10:29You're from the Sumo generation.
10:31You're definitely from the Sumo generation.
10:33You're definitely the generation that likes Sumo.
10:35You'd laugh with just this.
10:37You don't know Sadako, do you?
10:39The way the wrestler steps,
10:41the way he makes his moves,
10:43the way he opens up just one scene
10:45and then the way he laughs.
10:47The way he does it,
10:49it reminds me of
10:51Mr. Ohigashi.
10:53It reminds me of your father.
10:55Your father was a professional boxer
10:57when he retired.
10:59He often came to watch my father's matches.
11:01He often came to watch my father's matches.
11:03When Mr. Ohigashi retired
11:05and was training,
11:07I learned from him
11:09that he was just like
11:11his father when he was training.
11:13Is that so?
11:15You shouldn't have said that!
11:17You have a lot of memories.
11:19You're making it worse.
11:21You're making it worse.
11:23You're making it worse.
11:25You're making it worse.
11:27Speaking of Mr. Ohigashi,
11:29when we were on the network,
11:31Mr. Rikishi said
11:33that he didn't need springs.
11:35I think he needs springs.
11:37So I got
11:39a lower score.
11:41Did I make a mistake
11:43and leave your team?
11:45Exactly.
11:47Exactly?
11:49You seem to be
11:51not that popular on the internet.
11:53It's like a comment on the internet.
11:56This is a terrible tournament.
11:58It's started.
11:59This is bad.
12:00It's over.
12:01This is terrible.
12:02Well, now Double Higashi has a 3-0 lead.
12:05But they have to give up either way.
12:07It may have been a 3-0 lead following the gold difference.
12:11No, no.
12:11Ms. Koyama, you shouldn't go there.
12:13It's a big difference, but...
12:15maybe it was a 3-0 lead in everyone's mind.
12:19That's...
12:20Don't get depressed.
12:21No, no, this tournament is terrible.
12:22What is this? It's a gradation!
12:26It's gradually going away.
12:28It's not a 3-0.
12:30It's a 3-0.
12:32It's a draw.
12:34This is no good.
12:36It's rotten.
12:38The second match of Versus Manzai Gekijou.
12:42Genji vs. Matsumoto Arai.
12:45The first match is between Genji, who has been a finalist for King of Conte for two years in a row.
12:50All right.
12:52What is this?
12:54Explosive notice.
12:56A bomb has been planted somewhere in this venue.
12:58I don't like the pun of Yamagoya's Marutamaru.
13:01If I start the pun, I'll blow up the bomb.
13:04A bomb has been planted in this venue?
13:06I'll call the police.
13:08No, I'll call my master first.
13:10Master, there's a bomb in this venue!
13:12Master!
13:16Master, there's a bomb on your face.
13:19Do you understand?
13:21There's a bomb in front of you.
13:23I'm scared.
13:25I'm scared.
13:27If I start the pun, I'll blow up the bomb.
13:29That's scary.
13:31I don't like the pun either.
13:33There's a bomb in this venue.
13:35That's right.
13:37If I start the pun, I'll blow up the bomb.
13:39If I start the pun, I'll blow up the bomb.
13:41I don't like the pun.
13:43I don't like the pun.
13:45That's right.
13:47I've never blown up a seat.
13:49I'm about to blow up my seat.
13:51That's scary.
13:53Don't force yourself to do it.
13:55Don't force yourself to do it.
13:57I'm not going to talk to him.
13:59That's right.
14:01There's a lot of people here.
14:03I'll go out and talk to him.
14:05I'll leave the rest to my student.
14:07I'll leave the rest to my student.
14:09I'll talk to him and come back.
14:11I'm not going to talk to him.
14:13I'll go back to my student.
14:15Let's have a music player.
14:25I'm Yamagashi Teyamaru Tamaru.
14:27Yes.
14:29I'm not scared.
14:31I'm not scared.
14:33I'm okay.
14:35I'm okay.
14:37I have a vinyl umbrella.
14:39I have a vinyl umbrella.
14:41Yes.
14:43It was made by a god.
14:45It's plastic now, but it was an umbrella.
14:48What would you do if a guerrilla storm came at that time?
14:52Master!
14:53It's raining again.
14:54Master!
14:55Rakugo has started.
14:56Rakugo has started.
14:58My creation, Rakugo, Oedo Kamikasa Monogatari, has started?
15:02It has started.
15:03Rakugo has started. Master has been robbed of a plastic umbrella and has been brought to trial.
15:07Has started?
15:08No good?
15:09No good.
15:10I'm sorry.
15:11I'm sorry.
15:12It's Rakugo.
15:13Will it snow this winter?
15:17I like snow.
15:19On the contrary, when it snows, the night sky looks more beautiful.
15:25In fact, UFOs are confused and aliens may come.
15:31No good.
15:32It's UFO.
15:33Rakugo has started.
15:34Rakugo has started.
15:35My creation, Rakugo, Predator vs. me, has started?
15:40It has started.
15:41Master has started Rakugo, Predator vs. me.
15:44Has started?
15:45No good.
15:46No good.
15:47No good.
15:48No good, right?
15:49Master, Rakugo is no good.
15:50I've been doing it for 50 years.
15:51Well, this one.
15:52This one.
15:53This button is not good.
15:54This is a button, so Rakugo is not good.
15:55Hey!
15:56I'm sorry.
15:57What are you doing?
15:58I'm sorry.
15:59You are going to be demoted from Rakugo.
16:00Yes.
16:01What are you doing?
16:02I'm sorry, master.
16:03I'm sorry, I was preaching.
16:04Are you stupid?
16:05Are you stupid?
16:06I'm sorry, master.
16:07Have you ever hit a person?
16:08No.
16:09Have you ever hit a person?
16:10I don't know what to do.
16:12Master, the fall is starting!
16:14Master, the fall is starting!
16:20Thank you very much.
16:26Good, good, good.
16:28I think I've come up with a good idea.
16:31It's fine if it ends here.
16:34The show.
16:37The show is brought to you by Arai and Matsumoto.
16:43It's been a while since I've been on USJ. I'm going to have fun.
16:49There's a bearded old man over there.
16:51I'm going to tease him a little.
16:53Hey, bearded old man, look over here.
16:55What a pain. I'm going to ignore him.
16:57Hey, bearded old man, don't ignore me.
16:59What are you doing, bearded old man?
17:01Hey, bearded old man.
17:03Hey, bearded old man.
17:05Why are you making it sound like Japan?
17:07I'm going to get attention, so stop it.
17:09Hey, bearded old man.
17:12Hey, bearded old man.
17:14I'm not saying you should be on the night scene.
17:16Who is this guy?
17:19Hey, everyone, look over here.
17:21There's a bearded old man.
17:23Stop it, stop it, stop it.
17:25I thought it was an official bearded old man,
17:27but it was a bearded old man.
17:29It's a nuisance, so stop it.
17:31Hey, bearded old man.
17:33You're wearing a beard because it's Halloween, right?
17:36Take a look at this.
17:38Stop it, stop it.
17:40It's real. I'm not conscious of Halloween.
17:43You're lying. Is that a real beard?
17:45Hey, everyone.
17:47It's a natural beard.
17:49Stop it.
17:51What's wrong with him?
17:53He's chasing me because I'm not moving in the line of attraction.
17:56I'm scarier than a flying dinosaur.
17:58Hey, bearded old man.
18:00You missed it.
18:02Hey, bearded old man.
18:04Don't you listen to me?
18:06Hey, bearded old man.
18:08Stop it, stop it, stop it.
18:10What should I do?
18:12Imitate an animal.
18:14Imitate an animal?
18:16Do whatever you want.
18:18Why don't you do it?
18:25Hey, wait a minute.
18:27What are you imitating?
18:29Chimpanzee.
18:31You told me to do it.
18:33Stop it.
18:37He didn't fall down.
18:39He didn't fall down.
18:41This is...
18:43This is easy.
18:45This is a piece of cake.
18:52Now, it's time for the judges to decide.
18:54Please.
18:56He's hesitating.
18:58Blue is coming up.
19:02Imabeppu got 300 points.
19:05Imabeppu got 300 points.
19:07He's so heavy.
19:10Rinjin.
19:12Yes.
19:13You had a great speech.
19:15Yes.
19:16It was a great speech.
19:18It was really...
19:20It was really...
19:22It was really...
19:24It was really...
19:26It was really...
19:28It was really...
19:30It was like Rinjin.
19:32Yes.
19:34You said you couldn't make a joke.
19:40It was a slander.
19:44It was a slander.
19:46It was a slander.
19:48It was a slander.
19:50It has nothing to do with the setting.
19:54Any dissing moment yet?
19:56Your state of mind was messed.
20:00How do you mean?
20:02I have never scratched anybody with this joke.
20:05I get a fork.
20:07I mix it up with the master situation.
20:11You always do it perfectly.
20:13For the first time, I scratched him a lot.
20:15For the first time, I scratched him a lot.
20:17But I still don't understand it.
20:21Rinjin tried hard to scratch me.
20:23I wanted to win, but I was in 10th place, so I was really disappointed.
20:31I was really disappointed.
20:38Let's move on to the finals!
20:41I don't want to!
20:42I really don't want to!
20:44Zayn will learn the techniques of the Kansai SDGs and try to make a sustainable content.
20:50Kansai SDGs, start!
20:53This time, we're in Palette House Japan in Higashi-Osaka.
20:57We make furniture with industrial-grade wood.
21:02We use waste materials from construction sites and factories to make various products.
21:08For example, this tabletop called Cabrinha.
21:12It can be used as a new table by covering it with a table that is normally discarded.
21:20What does SDGs mean?
21:23Number 12. It's our responsibility to make it and use it.
21:28Wooden pallets are used as raw materials for furniture.
21:32In fact, they are often discarded without reusing them.
21:37By reusing them and reducing the amount of wood that is discarded, CO2 emissions are reduced.
21:45We want to spread the charm of furniture made with waste materials to the world.
21:51Please give us a sustainable content!
21:58Hey, do you know Cabrinha?
22:01No, I'm not a sub-leader. Who are you?
22:03No, I'm Cabrinha.
22:05I didn't say ballerina.
22:07No, I'm Cabrinha.
22:08Why is crab fried rice like that?
22:10No, I'm Cabrinha.
22:11Isn't Love Game completely different?
22:14Don't you know?
22:15Palette House Japan.
22:16It's not a champagne that spills talent.
22:18No, it's not.
22:19It's Palette House Japan.
22:21It's a collaboration of Palette House.
22:29This is a real challenge meeting.
22:34Don't laugh like that.
22:35Your laugh is really scary.