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00:00Kureto!
00:14There are 55 minutes left until the end of the day.
00:18Let's go. Let's go to the next one.
00:20Why are you wearing such a unique outfit?
00:23Are you wearing a fujioi outfit?
00:25I can see it.
00:28Thank you very much.
00:30I have a complaint.
00:33Complaint?
00:37I was in Kyoto.
00:38I was working in Kyoto yesterday.
00:40I was staying overnight.
00:41I had a day off today.
00:43What?
00:44I had a day off.
00:46I was staying in Kyoto for a day.
00:49I thought it was my first day off in a long time.
00:51Then I found this.
00:54I had to go to Osaka for my first day off tomorrow.
00:58That's the worst.
00:59If I didn't have this, I would have stayed in Kansai for a long time.
01:02It's because of this.
01:03I came back to Kansai for this.
01:05I had to go to Osaka for my first day off tomorrow.
01:07That's the worst.
01:08Because of this, I didn't have a day off.
01:12No matter how much time I have.
01:14I like Shinsengumi.
01:16I'm going to Kyoto for a day.
01:18I decided to go around the land of Shinsengumi.
01:22I was really looking forward to it.
01:24But I felt like I was going to Shinsengumi.
01:27I felt like I was going to Shinsengumi.
01:30But I decided to go around the land of Shinsengumi.
01:32I went to Shinsengumi with my juniors.
01:36I went to Shinsengumi with my juniors.
01:41I really wanted to go to Yagitei.
01:45There was a guide tour.
01:47There were 15 to 20 people.
01:50I was guided to the room.
01:52The guide told me a lot of things.
01:54The first director of Shinsengumi, Serizawa Kamo.
01:57He was a violent person.
02:00He was killed in Yagitei.
02:03The place where he was killed is here.
02:08It's where you are.
02:10I happened to sit down and listen to the story.
02:12I was told that it was there.
02:13I was told that it was there.
02:15There were about 20 people.
02:18I thought it was Iguchi.
02:23I thought it was Iguchi.
02:28I thought it was Iguchi.
02:30I was a very noticeable person.
02:35I heard about Shinsengumi.
02:38I thought it was Iguchi.
02:41I was worried about it.
02:42I remember meeting Iguchi.
02:46I didn't want to miss it, so I went to a temple called Mibu-dera near here.
02:52It's also in Shinsengumi Yukari-no-chi.
02:55It's beautiful.
02:56It's beautiful and the weather is nice.
02:59I was going to get my master's autograph.
03:03I said, I'd like to get my master's autograph.
03:05Then he said, what?
03:07What?
03:08It's not like that.
03:10It's not like that.
03:11I want my master's autograph.
03:12I asked him to draw my master's autograph.
03:14He said, please draw my master's autograph.
03:16I asked him to draw my master's autograph.
03:18He said, please exchange my master's autograph with the autograph you drew.
03:21I asked him, why?
03:22I asked him, why?
03:23It's a hand or a mouth.
03:25It's a game.
03:26It's a hand or a mouth.
03:28It's like Higashi.
03:30It's a hand or a mouth.
03:31What's a hand or a mouth?
03:34The clock is missing.
03:36I'm curious about the clock.
03:38What is that?
03:39There is a clock.
03:41What is this?
03:42Is there a clock?
03:43Is there a clock?
03:44There was a clock.
03:45Suddenly.
03:46Is it because you're a junior?
03:48Is there such a thing?
03:49No, it's not.
03:54That's what I was talking about earlier.
03:57It was before the All Night Nippon Podcast.
04:01I called a comedian on YouTube run by a game company.
04:06I asked him to take a video.
04:08It's like a game point and a laughing point.
04:11It's like the director of the comedy department.
04:14I'm the only director.
04:17I was doing it there.
04:19It was pretty exciting.
04:21It looks fun.
04:23After that, I went to the All Night Nippon Podcast.
04:27I got in a taxi.
04:30There was a young man next to me.
04:33The taxi driver was young.
04:36I'm not mistaken.
04:38I'm aware of it.
04:40I'm aware of it.
04:42My manager said,
04:45For example,
04:46I'm sorry.
04:47It's full of prejudice.
04:48If it's a big show like Chijoha or Golden,
04:53I'm still...
04:55It's a show run by a game company on YouTube.
04:59You said it.
05:00I said it.
05:02My manager praised me on the game.
05:08Because it was good.
05:09Because it was good.
05:10I was so embarrassed.
05:13That's not true.
05:14It's a job.
05:16I felt like,
05:17Is that the job?
05:19I don't think it's a job.
05:21I don't think it's a job.
05:22I don't think so.
05:23After this, I said,
05:24I'm busy with my schedule.
05:25I said,
05:26This show is good.
05:28TV Tokyo.
05:29But he said,
05:30I'm busy with my schedule.
05:31I said,
05:32I'm a podcaster.
05:33I'm embarrassed.
05:34That's not true.
05:35That's not true.
05:36It's a game company on YouTube.
05:38I'm a podcaster.
05:39I moved a taxi.
05:41My manager praised me.
05:44That's not true.
05:45I was so embarrassed.
05:46That's not true.
05:47I was so embarrassed.
05:48I used a taxi for a podcaster.
05:50You're strict with the media.
05:52I'm strict.
05:53You're old.
05:54I don't think I'm bad at podcasting.
05:56How many times do you say that?
06:00How is it?
06:01There are people who haven't come yet.
06:03What is it?
06:04It's like Joker.
06:05It's Sekimachi.
06:06Where is it?
06:07There's no element of me anywhere.
06:09What is it?
06:10What is it?
06:11I'm scared.
06:12I'm scared.
06:13I'm scared.
06:14There's a shadow.
06:15What is this production?
06:16What is it?
06:17Hello.
06:18Hello.
06:19Hello.
06:20Hello.
06:21Hello.
06:22Hello.
06:23Yes.
06:24Hello.
06:25I'm scared.
06:26I'm Taro Kagoshima.
06:27Nice to meet you.
06:28I'm Taro Kagoshima.
06:29I'm Taro Kagoshima.
06:30I was asked to send the event I met today on X.
06:36I sent it.
06:37I was asked to come because it was decided to appear three hours ago.
06:40Really?
06:41Today?
06:42Just a while ago?
06:43Just a while ago.
06:44What?
06:46Three hours before the recording started,
06:48Taro Kagoshima was asked to send the event he met today in a direct message.
06:52He held an impromptu audition.
06:55And the only one who passed the audition was...
07:01Taro Kagoshima.
07:02Yes, Taro Kagoshima.
07:03I know, I know.
07:04It wasn't like this at that time.
07:06It wasn't like this at that time.
07:07It was a pose.
07:08I was doing a gag with Taro Kagoshima in a pose.
07:10Yes, yes, yes.
07:11It's completely different.
07:12I couldn't hold Taro Kagoshima anymore.
07:15People in Tokyo don't know Taro Kagoshima at all.
07:20What is the story of Taro Kagoshima who sealed his hometown gag?
07:26First of all, I'd like you to look at the photo.
07:28Photo?
07:29It's Kabukicho at 8 o'clock in the morning.
07:338 o'clock in the morning?
07:34Yes.
07:35The reason why I'm in Kabukicho today is that I'm working part-time at a business hotel.
07:41I see.
07:42It's a business hotel, but it's about 3,000 yen on average in Shinjuku area.
07:48It's a cheap business hotel.
07:50It's pretty cheap.
07:51That's right.
07:52So-called long-term residents live here.
07:55I see.
07:56Because it's cheap.
07:57There are only about 20 rooms in total, but 6 of them have been here for about 2 years.
08:03That's a long time.
08:04I've been paying for one night, but I've been living here.
08:07As a house?
08:08Yes, as a house.
08:09Well, I have money, but it's more convenient to live in a hotel.
08:13There are many people living here.
08:15When I was waiting for the reception at about 1 o'clock in the morning, a Korean man came to the check-in room.
08:22He entered the room on the first floor.
08:24The front is also on the first floor, so you can see his entrance from here.
08:28I can see it.
08:29He came to the front, and when he came on a trip, he was excited.
08:34He wanted to invite a girl to his room.
08:36I see.
08:37I see.
08:38He looked at the Internet and saw the number.
08:41He wanted to make a phone call here, so he said,
08:43Please lend it to me.
08:45So I said, OK, OK, and I lent it to him.
08:48Then he came back.
08:49When I was waiting, a woman came down from the 4th floor of my hotel and came out.
08:55She's also a long-term resident.
08:58She lives in a room with two women in their late 40s.
09:03She's been living here for about two or three years.
09:06She's a good friend of mine.
09:07She said, how are you?
09:09Then she went into the room of a Korean man.
09:15What's that?
09:16She came out of the room and went up to the 4th floor.
09:19Another woman came down and went into the room of a Korean man.
09:23So he got a change.
09:27That's amazing.
09:28That's so funny.
09:29That's a great story.
09:32He's so good at talking.
09:33He's good.
09:34When I was in Kagoshima, it was a waste of time.
09:37He's good at talking.
09:38I think Kabukicho is more of a weapon than Kagoshima.
09:41I agree.
09:49How is it?
09:50It's Takano.
09:52Yes, it is.
09:53Takano.
09:58There was a recording before this.
10:02He does my makeup.
10:07He does my makeup like this.
10:10What's that?
10:11These are both his hands.
10:13He holds my hand like this.
10:15What?
10:16He does my makeup like this.
10:17He does my makeup like this to avoid the bangs of people with bangs.
10:24He has no habit.
10:25He's been holding my right hand like this.
10:28He's been holding it.
10:29He doesn't let me move it.
10:31The person holding my hand said,
10:33Did you hold my hand with your bangs?
10:39Then I said,
10:40No.
10:41He said, It's stable if you hold here.
10:44What does that mean?
10:45Is he popular?
10:46Is he popular?
10:47He said, It's stable if you hold here.
10:48It's not stable.
10:49Whose head?
10:50What's stable?
10:51If you hold there.
10:53It's not comfortable.
10:54What's comfortable?
10:57I was curious about it.
10:58I thought about it.
11:00Did I hold your hand?
11:02Why did you say that suddenly?
11:04You didn't need to say that.
11:06You didn't need to say that.
11:08Did you think about it?
11:10Did you think about it?
11:12I didn't think about it.
11:13He said, It's stable if you hold here.
11:15That's good.
11:16Everyone liked it.
11:17But he suddenly hated it.
11:19He said, It's me.
11:20Don't say that.
11:22Why don't you kill yourself like Takoshima Taro?
11:24Takoshima Taro?
11:28Let's move on to the next talk.
11:30He hasn't come out yet.
11:32He came out.
11:34He hasn't come out yet.
11:38You're the only one who didn't see the dice.
11:40That's the rule.
11:45As Iguchi said,
11:47He went to Kyoto yesterday.
11:49He went sightseeing in Kyoto.
11:52And I got a picture of him.
11:54He was a partner of Iguchi's juniors.
11:58He was a partner of Iguchi's juniors.
12:00He was a partner of Iguchi's juniors.
12:02He was a partner of Iguchi's juniors.
12:04I like Japanese sake.
12:06I like Japanese sake.
12:08There are many pubs around there.
12:10I want to go there.
12:12I wonder why Iguchi brought me there.
12:14You can't drink.
12:16There are many scenes.
12:18I drank a lot of water.
12:20It was underwater.
12:22It was underwater.
12:24I drank a lot of water.
12:26They were filled with water.
12:28Completely not shining.
12:30It's how Iguchi makes it look.
12:32It's how Iguchi makes it look.
12:34They t really don't care about you.
12:36They t really don't care about you.
12:38I really wonder how much any
12:48I don't think so.
12:49Not many people were watching.
12:51Out of all those people?
12:52Was it just the two of you?
12:53He said, there's no way I'd get stabbed like that, so he messed with me.
12:56Oh, so he was just messing with you.
12:58So I went around in circles, and in the end, I couldn't talk to anyone.
13:03Huh?
13:03Huh?
13:04You got caught?
13:04Huh?
13:05And I had this, and I wanted to go home early, so I had time for Shinkansen.
13:10So I said bye-bye, but he said he'd come with me.
13:13Oh, he'd send you?
13:14To the station.
13:16I don't think I'd get stabbed by anyone, so they probably took care of me and started taking me to places where there were people.
13:25He's a troublemaker.
13:26I think it's a zero, but I feel bad for him.
13:31So I went to the biggest shopping district in Fushimi, but I didn't get stabbed by anyone.
13:38I just got to the nearest station, said goodbye, and said goodbye.
13:43Oh, and...
13:44That's not the end of it!
13:46What's the end of it?
13:46You're drunk, aren't you?
13:48You're drunk, aren't you?
13:49You're drunk, aren't you?
13:51I'm not drunk.
13:52Let me say this.
13:53I'm not drunk.
13:54You're not drunk.
13:56I'm just facing this show.
13:58I was looking at you during this talk, and you had a nice face.
14:02Thank you very much.
14:03You were smiling.
14:04Say something else.
14:06Something like this?
14:11Hoshu!
14:12Hoshu!
14:13I have no choice but to hit you.
14:15You raised your hand, didn't you?
14:17No, I didn't.
14:18Did you?
14:19Yes, I did.
14:20That's strange.
14:22This is the second time.
14:23But I think it's just right.
14:25It's just right?
14:26What's right?
14:27What's right?
14:28I think it's just right.
14:29I think it's just right.
14:30You'll know when you hear it.
14:31I think it's just right.
14:32I see.
14:36The last time was on McHarry's Bay FM.
14:41To be honest, I had a lot of things to do.
14:43Why are you busy?
14:44Are you busy?
14:45Why are you busy?
14:46I just happened to be busy.
14:47I just happened to be busy.
14:48This program is common, so everyone is suddenly busy on this day.
14:51Why?
14:52That's right.
14:53I haven't eaten lunch all day.
14:55Oh, my God.
14:56I want you to look at this picture.
14:58I'm sorry it's hard to understand.
15:00There are all the things I really want.
15:04This is a quiz.
15:06A quiz?
15:07Wait a minute.
15:09I don't know which one to choose.
15:11I ate here.
15:12Where is this?
15:13I can't see.
15:14I can't see.
15:15I don't know.
15:16I can't see.
15:17The lineup is amazing.
15:18There's also a gogo curry.
15:20There's also a stadon.
15:21There's a stadon.
15:22I'm hungry, so I think it's a stadon.
15:25Yoshinoya.
15:26Yoshinoya.
15:27How can you all be so motivated?
15:29Yaro ramen.
15:30Yaro ramen.
15:31Actually, it's a guest.
15:33Guest.
15:34Actually, it's a guest.
15:35There is.
15:36There's a tsukemen car on the second floor.
15:37There is.
15:38Tsukemen car.
15:39You were hungry, right?
15:40Yes.
15:41Suddenly there was a steak.
15:42There is.
15:43I see.
15:44Everyone was scattered.
15:45It's a mess.
15:46The correct answer is...
15:48Takano Yoshinoya is correct.
15:50You're going to make a mess, you bastard.
15:52What was that?
15:53Takano.
15:54A little bit of Kanda Hakusa.
15:55It's not a dan dan dan.
15:57What happened to that?
15:58Do you have a picture?
15:59Is the quiz over?
16:00It's delicious anyway.
16:01What do you mean by delicious anyway?
16:03There are people who eat Yoshinoya fresh.
16:05I haven't eaten anything.
16:07What is this?
16:08Anyway, it's delicious.
16:09What is this?
16:12I finished eating in about 80 seconds.
16:14I don't know.
16:15It was so delicious.
16:16What size did you eat?
16:18Nami.
16:21I even ate a cat.
16:23A straight cat.
16:24A straight cat.
16:25A straight cat.
16:2810 minutes left.
16:29What?
16:30Then Naro, you didn't get it right.
16:31Naro, let's go.
16:32I didn't get it right.
16:33Can I?
16:34I didn't get it right.
16:35Naro didn't get it right.
16:39As I said before, the previous scene was the same as Mr. Nagano.
16:42It was the scene of the game program.
16:45There was The Geese.
16:46There was The Geese.
16:47Mr. Ozaki was cosplaying as a game character.
16:51It's called Final Fight Hager.
16:53It's close.
16:54Just before the show, he said he wanted me to stop because of adult matters.
16:59There are various circumstances.
17:01Please stop Hager.
17:02I have no choice.
17:04What is that?
17:09It's cheap.
17:11It's cheap.
17:12It's not macho.
17:13It's cheap.
17:14I managed to leave only one belt.
17:15It's true.
17:16I have a beard.
17:17My beard was removed just before the show.
17:19I don't understand.
17:20People who don't understand are just doing it.
17:22But when the recording started, Mr. Ozaki was really good.
17:27It was interesting.
17:28It was interesting.
17:29It was really interesting.
17:30It's amazing.
17:31It's amazing.
17:40He was a senior officer in the army.
17:41He was a senior officer ten times in the army.
17:42That's a lot.
17:43This is the senior officer that he was.
17:44He was conscious of the camera.
17:47He was told to be careful ten times.
17:49He was 25 years old.
17:50He was 27 years old at that time.
17:51He was careful many times.
17:53He was careful many times.
17:56He said every little thing to me.
17:59I'm just worried about Minamikawa's rating.
18:02Don't look at the camera.
18:03The important thing is me and Minamikawa.
18:05Why?
18:06Minamikawa is popular now, so I don't want to be hated.
18:09That's too much.
18:12Thank you for your hard work for a long day.
18:14Thank you for your hard work.
18:16What?
18:17The judges are judging again.
18:19There are judges again?
18:21Are there judges?
18:22I don't know.
18:23They're doing it on their own.
18:25I'm scared.
18:26Something is walking.
18:28A giant is coming.
18:30It's big.
18:31It's really big.
18:36It's too long.
18:37Wait a minute.
18:39How long are you going to do this?
18:41I'm hungry.
18:43We think it's too long.
18:46Look at that.
18:49Wait a minute.
18:51In the behind-the-scenes of the live broadcast,
18:55Fujibiki, the judge, was assigned to Masahira, the black charisma.
19:04I really wanted to be at home on this important day.
19:07What is it?
19:08My birthday.
19:10Congratulations.
19:11Congratulations.
19:12Congratulations.
19:13Congratulations.
19:14It's my birthday.
19:15It's my birthday.
19:16It's my birthday.
19:17It's my birthday.
19:18I'm calling someone whose birthday is today.
19:21I'm calling someone whose birthday is today.
19:23I'm in a bad mood.
19:24I'm in a bad mood.
19:25I'm in a bad mood.
19:26You're the worst.
19:27Please tell us the best story today.
19:31The best memory is pumpkin.
19:34Pumpkin.
19:35Pumpkin.
19:37Is it true?
19:38Pumpkin and mom.
19:42That was a good story.
19:44Pumpkin.
19:45That's a good story.
19:46It's a good story.
19:48It's a good story.
19:49It's a good story.
19:55He won.
19:56Honestly, I have no answer to that story.
19:59He was waiting for the pumpkin.
20:01He was waiting for the pumpkin.
20:02It was in the judges' hearts.
20:04And this time, I asked him to choose the least interesting story.
20:11If you are chosen, you will be punished.
20:14I'm scared.
20:15I'm scared.
20:16So, Mr. Chono, what's the lowest?
20:19You can tell by yourself, right?
20:20What?
20:21He's saying it in an unpleasant way.
20:22Who is it?
20:23Was it Dantotsu?
20:24No, I don't know.
20:26It's a little suspicious.
20:27I've been eye-contacting him.
20:29You've been watching him?
20:30Eye-contacting?
20:31Huh?
20:32It's this way.
20:33Wait a minute, it's this way.
20:34Which one?
20:35Which one?
20:36Blue or yellow.
20:39It's him.
20:41It's yellow!
20:43Yellow?
20:44Yellow?
20:45What's the lowest?
20:49It's yellow!
20:50So, Takano is the lowest.
20:51You're grounded!
20:52Oh, no!
20:53Chono is grounded!
20:54What?
20:55What?
20:56What?
20:57The end of the year is over.
20:58The end of the year is over.
20:59It's no good.
21:00This is bad.
21:01It's a free game.
21:02Wait a minute.
21:03This is bad!
21:04How much do I have to do?
21:07This is scary!
21:08You're grounded.
21:09You're grounded.
21:10Yoshida.
21:11Oh, no!
21:12If you close your eyes and say,
21:13I'm sorry that today's story wasn't funny
21:18I'm sorry that today's story wasn't funny
21:20Let's go!
21:21OK, read this
21:23Huh?
21:24It's not Binta
21:25It's not Binta
21:29The Batman movie!
21:31It's been quite a while since the Batman movie
21:33What is Batman?
21:37Let's go!
21:38OK, read this
21:40It's not Binta!
21:42What kind of punishment is this?
21:44Read this.
21:46A letter?
21:48Read it carefully.
21:50Information from Takano Kishitaka's wife, Yume Manako Maruyuka.
21:56It's a letter from his wife.
21:58When you buy a condom at a convenience store,
22:02do you want to be seen by me?
22:04Or do you want a sincere response?
22:06Or do you want to be seen by me at a convenience store first?
22:12Also,
22:14there was a time when a batman movie that was playing in the middle of the show was over.
22:26Also,
22:28there was a time when a batman movie that was playing in the middle of the show was over.
22:38So,
22:40the punishment for this time is
22:42reading a condom.
22:44What is this?
22:46It's hard.
22:48Binta is better.
22:50So,
22:52I prepared this for the number of people.
22:54This is dangerous.
22:56This is dangerous.
22:58This is dangerous.
23:00This is dangerous.
23:02This is dangerous.
23:04This is dangerous.
23:06This is dangerous.
23:10There is an important announcement from the program.
23:12Please read it out loud.
23:14Next week,
23:16it will be broadcast live.
23:18What does that mean?
23:20What does that mean?
23:22We will be here!
23:24breaking
23:26theanti-ancy
23:2820
23:30group
23:3220
23:34or
23:36more
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23:40or
23:42more
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23:46It's not my fault!