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00:30Avec le soutien de
01:00Et par sous-titres réalisés par la communauté d'Amara.org
01:30Bonzaiiiiie!
01:34Yich! Hey, who put this gooey stuff on the porch?
01:47Caught you, red pod!
01:50My porch, you worthless beast!
01:54Oh, Grump, can't take a joke.
01:58She's a jolly good feline!
02:01Which nobody can deny!
02:06Oh, Lestie, Knuckles, Raoul, you remembered!
02:11Remembered what?
02:16Oh, nothing important, Heathcliff, former boyfriend, just my birthday!
02:24Heath, how old are you?
02:35I'll just settle here for a nice catnap.
02:38You stupid schooljunk!
02:43My essay! Oh, no!
02:49Heathcliff, how could you?
02:54I'll show them! Those cat-haters! I'll run away and never come back!
03:03The French Cat Legion. That's it!
03:13Down with the desert rat hordes! Up with the shish kebab!
03:19I'll show them all! And since nobody seems to need me, Iggy,
03:23I'm off to join the French Cat Legion, for life!
03:27Maybe longer! The neighborhood won't have Heathcliff to kick around anymore!
03:38Last call for flight 86 to the burning Sahara Desert!
03:49Oh, I'll make it! Just hang on!
03:53Welcome, lowly recruits!
03:56Let me tell you a tale of a now legendary legionnaire.
04:00There was once a poor, miserable excuse for a cat like yourselves,
04:05who thought he could escape life's trials by coming here.
04:10He was arrogant, uncivilized, and a coward.
04:14That's my kind of cat!
04:16So he ran away from his shallow life to become a legionnaire hero
04:22and fight the desert rat hordes!
04:25But what it takes to be a hero is so little,
04:29that you can't even imagine what it takes to be a hero.
04:33You have to be a hero!
04:35You have to be a hero!
04:37You have to be a hero!
04:39You have to be a hero!
04:41But what it takes to be a hero is sweat, hard work...
04:45Almost free!
04:47And absolute obedience!
04:50That miserable young cat was me!
04:54And I'm here to tell you...
04:59If the sun doesn't get you, the desert will!
05:04And if the desert doesn't get you, I will!
05:12You really know how to make a cat feel welcome.
05:15Get into your uniform and report for duty!
05:22Later, Clyde!
05:24Where can I grab a catnap?
05:27I think the commandant likes you.
05:29How do you figure that?
05:31Because your uniform has sleeves.
05:34Attention! Line up for exercise!
05:39What? And wrinkle my new uniform?
05:47Let me go!
05:49What? And wrinkle my new uniform?
05:53Let me talk to the boss.
05:57As you probably guessed, he is the boss.
06:04Pity. It's not cooked right yet.
06:07If I never see another potato again, it'll be too soon.
06:15I came here just to fight desert rat hordes.
06:18The desert rat hordes?
06:20The desert rat hordes can wait.
06:23And after you're through here, I've got some work for you in my cactus garden.
06:31I think he likes you. Ouch!
06:34What do you mean?
06:36Your shovel has a handle.
06:40I still say he likes you.
06:42Yeah, yeah. Soon they'll be calling me the commandant's pet.
06:50Voilà! Bravo!
07:21I guess I told him.
07:24A letter from home for our brave legionnaire.
07:31Dear Heathcliff, we all miss you.
07:34You remember our milkman?
07:36Since you left, he hasn't been getting much exercise.
07:41Heathcliff, come and get it!
07:51Spike has become a terrible bully.
08:01Marcy has no one to push around in her buggy.
08:06Sonya still thinks of you.
08:08But Knuckles is here and you aren't.
08:12I've got to get back.
08:14I've had it!
08:17Wrong claw!
08:24Free at last!
08:26You've brought disgrace to the legion!
08:30You'll get strict punishment!
08:32I'll give you some punishment.
08:35Do you have a last request before you face the potato-loved squad?
08:41Yeah, don't scoop!
08:43You have but one alternative.
08:46Now what? A cactus overcoat?
08:49Short-cheating my cell?
08:52I'll give you that!
08:54I'll give you that!
08:56I'll give you that!
08:58I'll give you that!
09:00I'll give you that!
09:02Short-cheating my cell?
09:05You must single-handedly battle the Desert Rat Horde!
09:19You are now ready to prove yourself as a proud legionnaire!
09:23Sure you can't spare 50 or 60 legionnaires?
09:26Look at those rats! They're as big as Spike!
09:29And just as dumb! So what am I worried about?
09:47At this rate, it's going to take all day!
09:57He was a brave legionnaire kitty-cat!
10:00Bad potato-masher! Terrible gardener!
10:03But a brave legionnaire!
10:07And now, into the night!
10:09Or day!
10:11Whatever!
10:27Alors, he is gone!
10:30But his legend will live on!
10:33Welcome, lowly recruits!
10:36Let me tell you a tale of a now legendary legionnaire named Heathcliff!
10:50There's no place like home!
10:54There's no place like home!
11:01Hey, Jim! Mary! Wait till you see my new dog!
11:14I don't understand why she's afraid!
11:17If you've got very young friends, introduce them to your dog
11:21by keeping the dog on a leash in the beginning
11:24so they know you've got them under control!
11:51And no one can deny
11:53that they'll make up history
11:56and always have another bite!
11:59So join in the jubilee!
12:01The cats are great, they're all agree!
12:09But Heathcliff just won't be undone!
12:12You should realize he can win with you!
12:21To be continued...