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00:00["Podbijemy Cały Trzeci Świat"]
00:30I'm sorry.
00:37Why are you wandering around the city?
00:39Don't you have a home?
00:40I have, I have.
00:41It's hard to say.
00:42I share a room with my brother,
00:44but he doesn't respect my privacy.
00:51I don't have the strength for him,
00:54because I don't have my own place.
00:56I have nowhere to go.
00:58I'm like a homeless cat.
01:02I just look out the window,
01:04and if the cat disappears,
01:06I can go back.
01:08Did it happen twice?
01:10It happened once a week.
01:12There were trips.
01:14Attention!
01:15The floor is covered.
01:16I'm curious now.
01:17Is he sleeping or not?
01:18Let's see.
01:19He's not sleeping!
01:21Attention!
01:22From the catalogue of Polish names,
01:23Dorota.
01:24Good evening.
01:25Good evening.
01:26Did you go to the bathroom?
01:28Here you are.
01:31Gwydon!
01:32Gwydon!
01:33Come back, Gwydon!
01:34Come back, Gwydon!
01:35What is it?
01:36Let me introduce you.
01:38This is Wiesiek.
01:39Wiesia.
01:41Wiesia.
01:42Let's go.
01:43We don't bother you.
01:44Welcome to the room of the
01:46Nepostrące Kryształów,
01:48because it's a Czech special collection.
01:52And who are you?
01:53Why are you lying like that?
01:55What's your name?
01:56Gwydon.
01:57Gwydon!
01:58Gwydon!
01:59Gwydon!
02:00Gwydon Wacky!
02:01You have to do it in your old way,
02:03to be called like that.
02:04And I'm Teresa,
02:06just a
02:08consoler from Trapione.
02:10The boy consoled us.
02:12I'm just worried.
02:13He doesn't read.
02:14He doesn't sleep here.
02:15He's a lazy guy.
02:16He's a reader.
02:17Good night!
02:19Lazy guy!
02:23I don't give a fuck where to sleep.
02:24I know, because I lived with my mother.
02:25Anyway, she still calls me.
02:27It doesn't matter.
02:28Did she find a chavalier?
02:30I say, mother,
02:31I only know the mints here.
02:33And me.
02:34Exactly.
02:38I'm not going anywhere.
02:40I'm not going back to my father's village.
02:43My mother would say
02:45that a boy must have his own cat.
02:48Well, I don't know how to build it now.
02:50Well, you have to have all these
02:52permits, papers,
02:54professionals.
02:56Own cat.
02:59Own cat.
03:02I told you,
03:03if you don't want to be a builder,
03:04it's a sick business.
03:05But it's easy.
03:06You don't have to know anything.
03:07How easy?
03:08It's a very complicated job.
03:11How does it open?
03:12Exactly.
03:13Exactly.
03:17This is the simplest job in the world.
03:19You dilute the paints,
03:20and that's it.
03:22Boss,
03:23I think we need to glue the windows,
03:25because they're going to die, right?
03:27What do you care?
03:29I'll wash my wife.
03:30She's probably going to live here, right?
03:32Oh, there you are,
03:33dear Mr. Zygmunt.
03:35Good morning.
03:39What is it now?
03:40I'm listening.
03:42I'm begging you.
03:43Is there such a possibility?
03:45I'm sorry
03:46that you're in such a hurry.
03:48It's already the seventh month.
03:49I'm about to give birth.
03:51Unfortunately,
03:52there have been some unexpected difficulties.
03:56And we're just solving them.
03:58But slowly.
03:59Because they came suddenly.
04:01But I'll pay for it.
04:02I understand,
04:03but money is not everything yet.
04:05What do you think?
04:09For example, Mr. Glazurnik.
04:11Do you think he has no money?
04:13He has.
04:14And what does it have to do with his alcoholism?
04:17None.
04:18It's a completely different matter.
04:21Money is not everything.
04:33All right, all right.
04:34I'll be there in the evening.
04:35Hey, hey, hey.
04:37So what?
04:39Not finished yet?
04:40A little bit more.
04:42No, no, no.
04:43You're overdoing it.
04:44What is it?
04:45You're doing it for yourself.
04:46No, no, no.
04:47You're not going to shoot from this, are you?
04:49This color is disgusting.
04:50What do you mean?
04:51You wanted this one, so you have this one.
04:53No, no.
04:54Actually, I wanted white.
04:55But I have some paint left.
04:57I can't pour it out, can I?
04:59You'll be angry.
05:01Let him be happy that he has a place to live.
05:03Do you know that most of the world is not built?
05:07And why?
05:10Why?
05:14Because it's the oceans.
05:17What are you doing?
05:19I'm throwing it away.
05:20You're throwing it away?
05:22No, I'm not.
05:23I'm throwing it away.
05:24This poor woman is pregnant.
05:26She's giving birth.
05:27I have a daughter, too.
05:28I have a daughter, too.
05:29And I don't want her to live in such a yellow shithole.
05:31Man, a lemon on such a wall?
05:33Do you have it flush with the ceiling?
05:35And what do you think?
05:36That I, as a professional,
05:38I don't know,
05:39that a caramel pudding would be the best fit for this cubature?
05:44Here, a caramel pudding?
05:46A gay desert is a dilapidated one.
05:49So, a juicy mango would be even better for this light?
05:53Yes?
05:54Twice as sweet.
05:55If this apartment was from the south, right?
05:57And not from the west.
05:58And only lavender noise.
06:00Imbeciles without a school.
06:02Get out!
06:04He'll get out himself.
06:05Get out!
06:06Are you coming, Gwidon?
06:07I can paint, because I don't understand colors.
06:09You too, get out.
06:10Okay.
06:11Romek, wait.
06:12Wait.
06:14Get out!
06:18Romek!
06:19Wait.
06:20Why are you holding me like this?
06:22What do you want?
06:23Do you want us to build a house?
06:24How?
06:25You don't even have two left hands.
06:26You have, I don't know,
06:27two torn paws.
06:28That's why I need you.
06:30I have the perfect job for you and for us.
06:33Great.
06:34What?
06:35That we make fools out of each other?
06:36I thank you.
06:37No, because you are so sensitive to colors.
06:39You always say that blocks have
06:40not the right color.
06:41Who says that?
06:43Look, a surprise.
06:46They are repainting Ursynów.
06:52Seriously?
06:58We actually got this job because no one wanted it.
07:01We are the only ones on the construction site,
07:03Ukrainians and a hundred guys from Strylanka.
07:06I'm about to throw up.
07:07You racist.
07:08Out of fear.
07:09I'm going to throw up.
07:10It's a hundred meters away.
07:12Well, if you're going to throw up,
07:13watch out for the woman with the cart.
07:15She's going to have a surprise for the kids.
07:18But it's a cool job.
07:20Fresh air.
07:22Wet as hell.
07:23It doesn't rain on your head.
07:25For now.
07:26Any fat guy would like to switch with us.
07:28Okay, get to work.
07:32So, have you already thrown up?
07:33It's not me.
07:34Then what is it?
07:35The paint has such a reddish color.
07:38It's disgusting.
07:40We're not going to paint with it.
07:41Color like color.
07:42Color like color.
07:44The whole of Poland is in this pink mess.
07:47Either a bright pink rye,
07:48or a bright brown shit,
07:49or some kind of celadon spinach.
07:52To paint a whole block in one color?
07:54No way.
07:55Here green, here blue, here red,
07:56here pink,
07:57here slag,
07:58here a pattern.
07:59And there's also information on a blind wall
08:01that it's eight kilometers to a shop.
08:03Would you like to live in such a block
08:05with such information
08:06that it's eight kilometers to a shop?
08:07It's always eight kilometers to a shop.
08:11I'm sorry, but I'm protesting.
08:13Hey, take one more loan.
08:15Buy yourself an apartment in Paris
08:18with a view of the Colosseum
08:20and who's going to defend you?
08:21Don't you understand that this country
08:22is in a gangrene?
08:24And I, a patriot,
08:25won't put my hand on it.
08:26With a stick.
08:27And I'll put my hand on it.
08:28I'll paint with a stick.
08:29You won't put your hand on it either.
08:30Are you crazy?
08:31Look!
08:32Look around!
08:33How does it all look?
08:34What?
08:35Advertisements,
08:36signs,
08:37posters,
08:38sheet metal,
08:39marble,
08:40monster churches,
08:41brick houses,
08:42Janusz Palace,
08:43which was not destroyed by the war,
08:44which was not destroyed by the commune,
08:45the 90s,
08:46developers from Turkey,
08:47and now this!
08:48I'm not interested in any of this.
08:50I'm going to paint
08:51because I need money for my life,
08:53I need money for food.
08:55Don't go there.
08:56I will.
08:57Don't go there.
08:58I'm going.
08:59Don't go there.
09:00I'm going.
09:01Don't go there.
09:02Don't go there.
09:03Don't go there.
09:04Don't go there.
09:05Don't go there.
09:06Don't go there.
09:07Don't go there.
09:08Leave me.
09:09Leave me.
09:10Look at this helmet.
09:14People!
09:17Help!
09:19Help, people!
09:22What's with the shouting?
09:23Nobody understands you.
09:24Not everyone is an asshole.
09:30You are okay with this pastry chef.
09:32Get out, bandits!
09:34You're nice.
09:36Now a Pole will call for help.
09:40I agree with him.
09:42He's right. Bandits. It's your fault.
09:44You're a bandit.
09:46What do you mean I'm a bandit?
09:47What did I want to do to him?
09:49You think I didn't see you stealing goods?
09:51Stealing what? Where? When?
09:52At the construction site.
09:53Every day. Everything.
09:54Pathological child of the commune and PGR.
09:57I'm not stealing, I'm gathering.
10:00Do you know why I have to gather?
10:03Because I'm a bandit?
10:04Because I'm fed up with you!
10:07You're honest.
10:09Then let's talk.
10:10When we hang out, we have time.
10:12Like brother and brother.
10:13Like Kay and Zable.
10:14Tell me, what's on your mind?
10:16Do you know why they fire us?
10:18We still don't have money.
10:19And I have to gather?
10:21Because you're the last shoe.
10:23Me?
10:24When was I the last shoe?
10:30You son of a bitch.
10:33Citizens, I'm introducing martial law
10:36in the whole country.
10:39And I'm deporting all dogs.
10:41Also in the whole country.
10:43So I'm introducing and deporting at the same time.
10:45Someone has to have character.
10:46One of us.
10:47I have it.
10:48Because you're the last shoe.
10:50Shoe?
10:51When was I a shoe?
10:55Oh!
10:57Roman!
10:59What are you looking at?
11:00Come here.
11:01Oh, Jesus.
11:02Unblock me.
11:03Come on.
11:04Roman.
11:05Unblock me.
11:08Roman!
11:12Roman!
11:34Roman!
11:35Roman!
11:36I dream that we live in such an empty apartment.
11:40I'm not the last shoe.
11:43You can say I'm cute.
11:45Cute?
11:46People from Sri Lanka, listen.
11:48He's cute.
11:49Who told you that?
11:50The saleswoman from the store remembers.
11:51She didn't tell me that.
11:52Get away from her.
11:53Because you love her, right?
11:54I don't love her.
11:55You're so poor.
11:56I don't love her.
12:05The wind brought me
12:08Two tickets to the opera.
12:10Two comfortable seats.
12:12I hate the opera.
12:14If I wanted someone to shout at me for three hours,
12:16I would call my mother.
12:17I don't either.
12:20So many of us.
12:27You know,
12:29I hate men.
12:31I don't either.
12:34So many of us.
12:45What are you doing here?
12:48Oh,
12:50maybe I'll buy a few.
12:51Maybe they'll fit.
12:53How much?
12:55Well,
12:59a zloty.
13:03What does my name mean here?
13:07Well, it's a species.
13:10These flowers are called like that.
13:12Krystyna.
13:14In Polish.
13:18It smells nice.
13:19I can smell it too.
13:22So many of us.
13:26Sometimes,
13:27I just look at her.
13:29But she's much younger than you.
13:32Secondly, she's much wiser.
13:34Thirdly,
13:35where's the old man,
13:37so young and handsome,
13:39with a copper nail?
13:41Young and handsome?
13:44Are you a thief?
13:46When did I ever steal anything?
13:53What color is that jar?
13:58Red.
13:59Red.
14:00Red.
14:04She's never going to spend a penny.
14:05I'm not going to spend a penny.
14:06I'm not going to spend.
14:07That's what I'm going to do.
14:08A honest working woman.
14:09Respect that.
14:10And you're the descendant of the peasant's boys.
14:12You're afraid of everything your priest will sacrifice.
14:15And you're their slave.
14:17LGBT.
14:18And that,
14:19and gender.
14:21And everything that's supernatural,
14:22you like that.
14:24I'm just tolerant.
14:26Tolerant.
14:27For everyone.
14:28Regardless of race,
14:30gender,
14:31origin,
14:32education.
14:33Gays are great.
14:34But why bother with that?
14:36Guys are guys.
14:38Women are great.
14:39Of course, only those who paint.
14:42And the pretty ones,
14:43who paint,
14:44and the ugly ones,
14:45who paint,
14:46well,
14:47why paint if they're ugly?
14:48They won't be prettier.
14:49All women, man.
14:51I have nothing against Jews.
14:52A great nation.
14:55But
14:57I'm sorry.
14:59And you killed a man.
15:01Where?
15:03You said it wrong.
15:05There are bottles. Come.
15:07Great.
15:14They saved him.
15:15He's squeaking, but he's breathing.
15:18And your article in the ass of the Railway?
15:21Some actor threw himself off the bridge.
15:24But there was water on the belt.
15:25And you drink.
15:26But only at home.
15:27Never at work.
15:28I'm going.
15:41The state left us.
15:42Wiśniewski deceived us.
15:44Something broke in me.
15:45A monkey is not a drink.
15:46If we were couriers,
15:47you'd laugh at me.
15:49Who told you?
15:50Zaruziej.
15:53Mr. Stromek.
15:56He'll sign.
16:03You really were
16:05pitiful like a disco ballad.
16:07And you were pitiful like the last onion in the field.
16:12We don't fit together at all.
16:14Absolutely.
16:16Although we are supposed to be brothers.
16:18But from different fathers.
16:20I honestly grabbed him
16:22from the smart guy
16:23and that's why you complain all the time.
16:25Quite the opposite.
16:26And I have a break from complaining.
16:29I like this blog.
16:32This pasteloza will not compromise.
16:38But apart from difficult moments,
16:41it was funny, wasn't it?
16:44So what, dear?
16:45Muzynia?
16:46Sure that Muzynia.
16:55This is my whole life.
16:56We got rid of Kwasta.
16:58Now there is no one on our path.
17:02Cheers.
17:03Cheers.
17:09Always not a potato.
17:10I haven't played for a long time.
17:11I haven't played for a long time.
17:12I haven't played for a long time.
17:13You're sitting in a chicken coop.
17:14You're sitting in a chicken coop.
17:15Come on.
17:18The times are constantly changing.
17:19The times are constantly changing.
17:20The times are constantly changing.
17:21The one who was born in shoes
17:22The one who was born in shoes
17:23Where was he walking?
17:24Where was he walking?
17:25There.
17:26There.
17:27There are bottles.
17:28Come on.
17:29Great.
17:42What a faggot.
17:43Tell me, sun of Carpathia.
17:46Good.
17:47Very good.
17:48Very nice.
17:53Good job.
18:03It was hard, but it could have been worse.
18:06I only have you.
18:07And I could have had two brothers.
18:08Another moron like you.
18:10Yeah.
18:12I also got out of the loan.
18:15Apparently, the worst was the first four years.
18:17And then 50 years.
18:18It's like gold.
18:20From the top.
18:21From the top.
18:22Agree?
18:25Agree.
18:26And I see someone.
18:28On my block, like leaves,
18:29hang Gwidon and Romek.
18:31Go.
18:32Wiśniewski, you're rotten.
18:33Friends, dear.
18:35And it's in my estate.
18:36Do you live here?
18:37I don't live as much as the estate belongs to me.
18:41By the way, you hang on Wiśniewski Street.
18:44Nice to see how your brotherhood flourishes.
18:48Don't you need help, maybe?
18:50Nobody wants any help from you.
18:51Nothing.
18:52Wait.
18:53Wait.
18:54What do you want?
18:55Very good, Romek.
18:56Convince your brother to understand.
18:58As my employee.
19:01Who?
19:02Shut up.
19:03I don't understand.
19:04Shut up.
19:05And you can't address your employer like that.
19:07Oh, oh.
19:08Employer?
19:09You told me you hate that girl more than me.
19:20несколько kosmicznych incidentów
19:26Zabić tego kilanucha to za mało.
19:28Trzeba by wrong ты имный ритуал,
19:29что бы в пекле не достал жадного становиска.
19:32In hell can't you get any proper position.
19:34Ta zgalereciała Żygowina,
19:35ten wyleniały pomiot,
19:36Vlota i Mołów.
19:38Dobrze, dobrze.
19:39Vulgaryzmy są dobre pod yere motifom,
19:40что их niedużo.
19:41Cice tom miałaś pieniosy
19:43na te swoje kobietki.
19:45Na galaretki dla них.
19:47I dla tego chuciłyś pracę u Maestra.
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