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00:30Hey, mint hats, it's me, your Dutch girl.
00:34To smile nicely and, of course, without stress,
00:37lose up to 30% of your current weight,
00:40you don't have to sweat, you don't have to be angry,
00:43you don't have to be stupid to lose weight.
00:46Let's start!
00:47From your balls!
00:49All you have to do is change your attitude.
00:52The most important thing is your attitude.
00:55You are the attitude of a mint woman.
00:59I'm not skinny.
01:01No, you're too skinny.
01:03The wind will blow you right away, girl.
01:06Renata, oh, this is some kind of a trick.
01:1010 seconds of full steam.
01:13What are you doing?
01:15And what does it look like?
01:18You're sweating on the floor.
01:20Look at yourself.
01:21Let go of any muscles that these women see in you.
01:26You'd better exercise.
01:28Smile.
01:29You can't do anything without a smile.
01:31You're telling me now?
01:33Fat, for your information, is the best carrier of taste.
01:39Why are you trying so hard?
01:41I want to be the best version of everyone, you know?
01:44Even if you succeed, it won't be fun anyway.
01:52Take a break, my dears.
01:54Join the group, like the fanpage, click on the bell
01:57and give this world a heart.
02:00Because the most important thing is your attitude.
02:05So what?
02:06So, shit.
02:07Maybe Vaga has a bad attitude.
02:11Oh, a big woman.
02:14Like.
02:17Why are they sweating like that?
02:19You'd better tell me why you need those baboons.
02:21They're still young, but they're like rotten pears.
02:26What baboons?
02:27What kind of word is that?
02:29Watch what you say.
02:30These are sensitive human beings.
02:33I already have that.
02:34I just need warmth.
02:36And these warm women have excesses.
02:39You put yourself on one nipple, you cover yourself with the other.
02:41You have such an excess of warmth.
02:43You put yourself on one nipple, you cover yourself with the other.
02:46Such an excess, for me, is the essence of life.
02:49If only they didn't have moustaches yet.
02:53Moustaches.
02:55The cult of beauty has short legs.
02:57For me, what's important is what the woman has inside.
03:00The woman has the same inside as the man, more or less.
03:02My idea for the show is at the same time simple and flexible.
03:06Listen.
03:07No one is interested in women of Rubensian shapes
03:12called by you, poetically, baboons.
03:15And I am.
03:17This is my niche.
03:18I have a monopoly here.
03:20And that's how I like it.
03:22If the women are too pretty, then I make some progress.
03:27And the average ones, well, they're calm women,
03:31familiar, family.
03:35You're right.
03:37No one thinks about ugly women.
03:40That's it.
03:41That's what?
03:42I've found my niche.
03:44What niche?
03:45Do you have a phone?
03:47What for?
03:48Record me.
03:54Hi.
03:55Bears, jellies, plushies,
04:01bears, jellies, plushies.
04:04It's me, your Guido.
04:07I have a special training for you.
04:09For you.
04:11Ordinary, Kowalski, newbies,
04:13who want to lose a few kilograms
04:15to find them later in the evening,
04:18when the desire for cake comes.
04:20All these trainers, skinny, fat,
04:23with endorphins and a calorifer on their bellies,
04:25they won't understand you.
04:27And I will.
04:29Do you want a snack with beer?
04:31Take it.
04:32Do you want chips with bacon and a meter?
04:35Give it.
04:36Just let it be our reward.
04:38Do you want a snack with beer?
04:40Take it.
04:41Do you want chips with bacon and a meter?
04:44Give it.
04:45Just let it be our reward.
04:47Do you really believe that someone will watch you?
04:50That's cute.
04:52I already have three displays.
04:54They're yours.
04:57Fatty.
04:59I'm counting on you.
05:10Goodbye.
05:12Goodbye.
05:14Let the burning of calories last!
05:22Hey, what's up?
05:24It's not good.
05:26What about you?
05:27I'm watching
05:29the top ten of the biggest cathedrals in the world.
05:33Something like that.
05:38Are you still going to do this?
05:40You don't want to help?
05:42At least don't disturb me.
05:46Well, no one will come.
05:49They will, they will.
05:51Oh, shit.
05:56Welcome to my club.
05:58I'm Vidon.
05:59Good morning, Janusz.
06:01Janusz.
06:02Andrzej.
06:03And the other one?
06:04Janusz.
06:05What's up with Janusz?
06:08Well, gentlemen.
06:11What's your problem?
06:17I understand.
06:19Then I invite you to the chateau.
06:23Then I invite you to the chateau.
06:27No, then we have to add the eleventh catastrophe.
06:30How do you pronounce it?
06:33Chernobyl?
06:35What?
06:36Gentlemen!
06:37Let's start with the exercise for a good attitude.
06:40Because a good attitude is the most important.
06:43Here you go.
06:44Here you go.
06:45And attention!
06:46This is a cutlet.
06:48A hot cutlet.
06:49And we throw it from hand to hand.
06:53To cool down.
06:54One, two.
06:55One, two.
06:56One, one.
06:58And we join the legs.
06:59One, two.
07:01One, two.
07:03Three, nine.
07:05Good.
07:06Fifteen, twenty.
07:07Now we put the cutlets aside.
07:09They have cooled down.
07:10How do I look, Galaret?
07:11Better, right?
07:12And now squats.
07:14Well, low squats.
07:16Lower.
07:17Lower.
07:19Attention, because the pants will break in the step.
07:22Lower.
07:23Good, good.
07:24As if a fork fell on the floor.
07:26We look at each other under the couch.
07:28We look, yes.
07:29And there only sugar and cats.
07:31The most important thing is a good attitude.
07:33That's right.
07:34And now like this.
07:35Ass down, lower.
07:36Exercise yourself.
07:37Exercise yourself.
07:38Exercise yourself.
07:39If you don't help, don't bother.
07:41I have it under control, okay?
07:43I know, I know.
07:45I'm sorry, Mr. Coach.
07:48Guys, see you at the Olympics.
07:51What is it?
07:52Gentlemen, let's continue to exercise.
07:54Your fans are waiting.
07:55One, two.
07:58Gentlemen, we brought buns.
08:00Warm.
08:01Tastier.
08:02Because they will buy you out.
08:03Let's go, let's go.
08:07That's right, Janusz.
08:10This is what cycling looks like.
08:12You don't forget this.
08:14One, one, one.
08:16This is like riding a bike.
08:20Do you feel how the world, society, mother, genetics hold you back?
08:25Get out of it.
08:27Break it.
08:28Yes.
08:29Strongly.
08:30Strongly.
08:31Such.
08:32Good.
08:33Good.
08:34You give, you give.
08:36Up.
08:37It's light.
08:38It's light.
08:39Show that your 56 years didn't go to waste.
08:43I'm 29.
08:46Don't smoke so much.
08:48You give, you give.
08:50Come on.
08:51We're melting.
08:52Like butter on a croissant.
08:53Good, good, good.
09:04The most important thing is the prize.
09:07And not the attitude?
09:10There are a lot of things.
09:11The most important.
09:13And the attitude is the most important.
09:15Well, it's time to start the fun.
09:17Are there going to be losers?
09:23The attitude, the attitude.
09:25I'll give you the attitude.
09:31Hey, you.
09:34Are you stupid, ugly, boring, not funny?
09:38Me too.
09:40And yet, I have partners.
09:43And what are they?
09:44Renata!
09:46Can I ask you here?
09:49Come on, sit down, girl.
09:51They look like me.
09:53Thanks to simple ways,
09:55which do not require any,
09:57I repeat,
09:58any physical activity.
10:00Well, maybe one, but that's later.
10:03Mom, what are you?
10:07Renata!
10:08Oh, I'm here, I'm here.
10:11So today, dear Jams,
10:14sign up for a quick seminar program.
10:18With enthusiasm, eye contact,
10:21self-confidence,
10:23and general knowledge.
10:25And you'll get a course,
10:27how to throw this feather,
10:29to make her happy.
10:31I recommend this coach, Renata.
10:36And now, excuse me,
10:38because we have something to do.
10:47Well, hello,
10:49heartily welcome, gentlemen.
10:52Hi.
10:53Hi.
10:54Oh, new client.
10:55Hi.
10:56Hi, but wait,
10:58where are you going,
10:59teddy bears, jellies, plushies?
11:02Hello, new client,
11:03but good gentlemen.
11:04Good.
11:05What's going on here?
11:08Take a look.
11:12Are you stupid,
11:13ugly,
11:14boring,
11:15not funny?
11:16Me too.
11:17Renata!
11:18I recommend this coach.
11:21You took my clientele.
11:22Gentlemen,
11:23this is not a good attitude.
11:25Fall down.
11:26He knows what's going on.
11:28Oh, ass.
11:29Don't be angry, Gwidon,
11:31you're bothering me.
11:35Gentlemen,
11:36it started with me asking myself
11:39how,
11:40without exercising,
11:41to effectively hit the target.
11:45And the next question.
11:47What is the female equivalent of me?
11:55What's written here?
11:57Gwidon.
11:58Gwidon.
12:01Dear God,
12:03why does nothing ever work out for me?
12:05It's all a matter of attitude.
12:14Is that you?
12:15Excuse me?
12:18Are you Dutch?
12:20Do you know me?
12:22I can only come here at night
12:23so that people don't take pictures of me.
12:25I like the air.
12:28I hope you won't take pictures of me.
12:30I don't know why,
12:31but I'm your fan.
12:33Gwidon.
12:34Hey, mint socks.
12:36That's right,
12:37because I have a problem.
12:38I was trying to do something
12:40and if I succeeded,
12:41everything went to shit.
12:43At the moment.
12:44Because it's all a matter of attitude.
12:47I know,
12:48because I have a good attitude,
12:49but the circumstances sometimes...
12:50Darling,
12:51it's all a matter of attitude.
12:53But I have a good attitude,
12:54but I have the impression
12:55that sometimes it's not everything.
12:57I don't know what's wrong with you,
12:59but it's all a matter of...
13:00Let me guess.
13:01Attitude.
13:03Exactly.
13:04How did you know?
13:07Are you a coach?
13:08Me?
13:10Actually?
13:12Coach Gwidon.
13:17What would you say to work together?
13:24Expectations are key.
13:26Expectations.
13:27If you don't have any,
13:28then basically you are happy
13:30all the time, right?
13:31Because you have what you wanted.
13:33What do you want?
13:34I want Jankowska to like me
13:36from under three.
13:37Too much.
13:38You want me.
13:39I want to see my prince
13:40when I look down.
13:41Too much.
13:42Why do you need such a view?
13:43What do you want?
13:44I would like...
13:45Too much.
13:46Too much.
13:47You don't want anything.
13:48You have nothing.
13:49You have achieved your goal, right?
13:50If a woman is naked,
13:51has no eyes,
13:52the better.
13:53She won't look at you
13:54in a bad way
13:55or catch up with you, right?
13:56If she can't hear you,
13:57very well,
13:58you can talk to her
13:59straight in the face.
14:00Clear?
14:02Hey, you little rascals!
14:04Do you want something like that?
14:06Yo!
14:07Yes!
14:08Yes, yes!
14:09Let's move, you fat bellies!
14:12What is this supposed to be?
14:13What is this supposed to be?
14:14What?
14:15What?
14:16What is this supposed to be?
14:17With what?
14:18With an egg!
14:19What a miracle
14:20you managed to get rid of the crazy woman!
14:21It was all a good mood.
14:22And everything I earned.
14:23You ruined the business,
14:24Kamonio.
14:25They should have never had any ambition.
14:26But before you,
14:27you ruined them all.
14:28Great!
14:29A man without ambition
14:30is a nobody.
14:31Do you understand that?
14:32What's up,
14:33bags of mutations,
14:34fighting in the corner?
14:35Come to us!
14:36This was a fight between us,
14:37but you brought this dry larva.
14:38Why don't you ask Russians
14:39for an intervention?
14:40What did you just say?
14:41You don't want Russians
14:42to intervene?
14:43What did you say?
14:44Traitor!
14:45Russian?
14:48You could have killed me, you bastard!
14:52It was a dream.
14:54It was a dream.
15:04The star has a hand.
15:05I don't know.
15:06The viewer is in a better shape.
15:14What's going on here?
15:16Exactly.
15:17What's going on here?
15:19Oh!
15:20Romuś, Gwiduś.
15:22Dear schoolmates.
15:24Our paths cross again.
15:25This is my gym.
15:27What are you doing?
15:28What do you mean, sir?
15:29He said it was his.
15:31And that one told us it was his.
15:33And people say, and the teachers say,
15:34that these are not tears, but stones.
15:37They?
15:38They're just cleaning up,
15:39and they're about to get a beating.
15:40Calm down.
15:41Calm down?
15:42What's with the nerves, partner?
15:44Partner?
15:45Oh, yes.
15:46I work with the gym's networks.
15:48I sell these miracles.
15:52Gentlemen,
15:53do you want to look beautiful
15:54and have a woman in the dirt
15:55without any, but it's no work?
15:57Yes, yes.
15:58Do you want to have such a great girl
15:59as Mrs. Holandowska?
16:00Hey.
16:01Hey.
16:03But you know it's impossible.
16:05I thought it was impossible.
16:07No, well, I thought,
16:08well, maybe.
16:09There is one way.
16:11This.
16:12Oh.
16:13It will do the job for you.
16:14And not reduce the number of eggs?
16:16But how, sir?
16:17It just increases
16:18to the size of grapefruits.
16:20A breakthrough.
16:21Medicine has achieved its dream.
16:23And are there any side effects?
16:25No.
16:27Except for those
16:28cool ones.
16:35So what?
16:36We're moving,
16:37stuffed bellies?
16:38Wow, wow.
16:39Super.
17:10No.
17:18Oy, oy, oy.
17:21No, also no.
17:39No.
17:54Listen, if you can't bite,
17:55then you have this.
17:59Don't worry.
18:00It will all grow
18:02provided that the doctor
18:03has a good attitude.
18:05The most important thing
18:06is a good attitude.
18:08Don't laugh,
18:09because I can't.
18:10But don't laugh also,
18:11because it was not funny.
18:14Drink, drink.
18:16What kind of soup is this?
18:18Beetroot.
18:19Very good.
18:21No, shit.
18:22Again.
18:23Nothing touched you
18:24after such physical effort.
18:25Nothing.
18:26Do you understand?
18:27Not a kilogram.
18:28God,
18:29why don't you love me?
18:31And you know what?
18:32Someone
18:33took off all the shoes.
18:34And took off the shoes.
18:35And took off the shoes.
18:38And now you know.
18:43A kilogram less.
18:44Romek,
18:45you are a coach.
18:46Oh, shit.
18:47Really.
18:48Jesus.
18:51Thanks.
18:52Jesus.
18:54Are you stupid?
19:01I'm in great shape.
19:02Seriously.
19:03I go to the gym in the morning.
19:05I have to fight with a guy there.
19:07I have to do a lot of exercises.
19:09Then I do back exercises,
19:10because I have to pack everything
19:11for the van.
19:13Then I stand here.
19:14These are my legs.
19:15I exercise my arm,
19:16because my mother calls me.
19:18And then you come in,
19:19I turn around.
19:20Thighs.
19:22That's how you look.
19:23Healthy.
19:24The last time I had a doctor
19:25was seven years ago.
19:26Maybe I'm healthy.
19:27Maybe I have cancer.
19:28Who knows?
19:29Lottery.
19:30Do you want something?
19:31I would take an energy drink,
19:32but I'm not in the mood.
19:34What do you mean?
19:36Don't leave me now, Renia.
19:38Hello, Renia.
19:39Don't hang up.
19:43You see,
19:44she left you for such a slut.
19:46What slut?
19:47What slut?
19:48Just a fat woman.
19:50If you're going to offend women,
19:51people with bones,
19:52or anyone at all,
19:53then get me out of this store.
19:55Just because people
19:56treat each other like garbage,
19:57it's so sad here.
19:59In this store, right?
20:00In the fucking country.
20:02With respect.
20:03Do you understand?
20:04Yes.
20:05Yes.
20:16You don't like telegenics?
20:19So vulgar.
20:20Maybe you could do this to me.
20:23I demand
20:24payment of money.
20:26First,
20:27I have scars on my face.
20:28Second,
20:29I can't pronounce
20:30the letters
20:31E.
20:32If you can't pronounce it,
20:33then I don't even know what letter it is.
20:34E.
20:35Please write it down.
20:41L.
20:42Ah,
20:43the letter L.
20:44A very noble letter.
20:45Impossible.
20:47Really?
20:48Why do my heels hurt so much?
20:50I'm talking about money,
20:51because it's possible.
20:52Everything is
20:53on the list
20:55of side effects,
20:56along with
20:57the flow of eye drops
20:58and
20:59other food ingredients.
21:00Here you go.
21:01It's a scandal!
21:02Our master was cheating on us!
21:04He took advantage of the fact
21:05that he wanted to
21:06spend his life
21:07in a restaurant.
21:08You know?
21:09What does that mean to us?
21:11But the most important thing is
21:12the attitude.
21:21In a moment,
21:22another episode of
21:23Beautiful and Unemployed.
21:25This time,
21:26the gentlemen will be couriers.
21:27They will deliver
21:28a lot of good fun to us.
21:30Next, at 10 p.m.,
21:31a comedy by
21:32Juliusz Makulski,
21:33Wabank 2,
21:34which is
21:35Riposte.
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