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00:00We're beautiful, unemployed, in the workforce for years
00:07With a life sentence and unpaid salaries
00:11It's all our wealth, two hearts on our palms
00:15Capital at the beginning, with which we'll conquer the whole world
00:21We'll conquer the whole third world
00:25We'll conquer the whole third world
00:29We're beautiful, unemployed, in the workforce for years
01:00I'd love to take you to the office
01:02But you know, they're going to say that we're friends, that we're nepotistic, that maybe we love each other and so on, you understand?
01:08Of course
01:09Standing in the corridor, you shine as an example, you are a living proof that there is honesty in business
01:15That's what I feel
01:15And your son, what's his name?
01:17Daughter, very good
01:19Do you help her or is Bociek on his own?
01:21I help a little
01:22Well, then the apartment will stop
01:23Yes
01:25How do you know?
01:26I like to know what's going on with my employees
01:28Friends, people and so on
01:29Well, I work, I fly, I don't bother
01:32Besides, I have to make the biggest change in my career
01:35First of all, I can see my ass
01:37Secondly, there's a view
01:39Oh my God
01:40Romek, then work
01:43Bye
01:47Cow, cow, cow, cow
01:52I'm sorry, I'll have to catch you
01:55I can't catch you with my hand
01:57Otherwise
01:59Wait
02:04Give up, what the fuck
02:06You're empty, I guess
02:08Are you inside or what?
02:09You spat it out by mistake, right?
02:12You're not my son
02:13Hi, dad
02:15Hello
02:16You're not my son
02:19You're unemployed
02:21The pig has already eaten all the potatoes
02:23I'm hiring new ones
02:25The pig will eat the potatoes
02:28You're not my son
02:29Dad, don't talk to me like that
02:31You can't sit down
02:33You can't mow
02:34You can't even put on a nanny's shirt
02:37You almost came back, but you've never really been with her
02:41Bye, all the best on your birthday
02:46Good morning
02:48Well, well, well
02:50You settled down nicely here
02:53Did you come back, cow?
02:55You've grown up like a real ham
02:58If you want to make up with me, there's no way
03:01Forget it, unless you're going to crawl in front of me
03:04Calm down, you're zero for me, and I just didn't get it
03:07So why did you come? To earn a head with a fork?
03:10I can see you're a cow, can't you?
03:13I help my father on the farm
03:16How much do you have from the ball?
03:17A million
03:19Finally, a job worthy of your skills
03:21And you design planes
03:23I'm bored
03:24Now I'm a treasure hunter
03:26The corpse of a stupid eagle
03:28Our common ancestor, I mean mine more than yours, Hamie
03:32He buried a great treasure in Lesieńce
03:34And I just have to find it
03:36Look, I found a co-ordinator whom I haven't seen before
03:39And now the question is, do you want to help me?
03:41Do you prefer to keep squeezing animals?
03:43Or do you prefer to climb the peaks with me like an eagle?
03:47Okay, but if we find something, we split it in half
03:50Even if you know where the treasure is, you won't be my son
03:54Come on, look
03:55Do you see?
04:00Here, here
04:05Where did you get it?
04:07I bought it from the Russians in that bazaar
04:09The last one worked, right?
04:12What do you mean?
04:13Because it's not about detecting metals, it's about detecting freaks
04:16Come on
04:17I don't believe in any treasure
04:19I'm still doing my job
04:21Even when he was dying of typhus, he joked that it was a stick, a stick, a stick
04:25Stop talking, or the instruments will go stupid because of you
04:28This is only contagious
04:31Hold on
04:39A capsule
04:40A capsule?
04:41Do you think you can turn your destiny upside down with some stupid luck?
04:44We never succeed
04:46I got it
04:47I'm going to the farm, I'm going on my own, and that's it
04:50We ended up like morons
04:52With Russian equipment
04:54Looking for gold coins in the vault
04:56Listen to me
04:59You will give me back half of my debt
05:01And that's actually the end of it
05:03So much of our friendship
05:05Do you hear?
05:08Okay
05:09Bye
05:12And what?
05:18If we were millionaires, we would find something
05:21I'm not talking nonsense, okay?
05:23Would you like to be a millionaire?
05:25Pull out your shovel
05:26I'll give it to you
05:33Wait
05:35What?
05:36There's something
05:38What?
05:39There's something
05:42There's something
05:46I told you
05:52What did you say?
05:54Wait
06:00I'll dig this letter out for anyone
06:02I'm giving you my luck
06:04which I didn't manage to use
06:07It's honestly won in cards
06:09100 hectares of land
06:12Unfortunately, not in Warsaw
06:14In Wilanów
06:16Wilanów
06:20It's cheap and bad land
06:22But maybe
06:23it will be worth something for someone
06:25Read it, I got it
06:28We never have to read anything anymore
06:31Write anything
06:33We never have to work, do you understand?
06:35Do you understand that?
06:36Never!
06:41Is the entrance to Skrzynek enough?
06:43It's half a liter per head
06:45You can always order more
06:47It's hot in the stove, they'll drink fast
06:49But there will be dances
06:50If you shake like that, you can drink more
06:52I invited the whole village
06:53And I invited my wife, ex-wife and daughter
06:55And Biszczewski too
06:56What about him?
06:57Let him get drunk
06:58Okay, I'll get rid of him out of anger
07:00It's all paid off, Widonku
07:02We're finally someone
07:03I have everything
07:04I have everything
07:05I have everything
07:06So that everyone will get drunk
07:07That's right!
07:10What are you doing?
07:11Get up!
07:16Wait!
07:18It's time to start the feast
07:25Did you invite everyone from the village?
07:27Yes
07:29The village is getting popular
07:31Besides, my father repeated so many times
07:32that there is no son, no son
07:34And did you say that there is free vodka?
07:36I did
07:37But some suspicious people
07:39say that you can get drunk for free
07:41Not always
07:42Okay
07:44Okay
07:47Good day
07:48Good day
07:50Sit down
07:58Dear
07:59And you, Biszczewski
08:01I want to tell you one thing
08:03One thing
08:05Is this your fiancé?
08:07Yes, dad, yes
08:08Great
08:10Never give up on your dreams
08:13Really?
08:14Really
08:15No matter what they are
08:18And remember
08:19that you can count only on yourself
08:23Hey
08:25Don't ask what the state can do for you
08:28Because when you ask
08:30the state will deceive you
08:32Because the state is just watching
08:34how you will be beaten to a pulp
08:37What about me?
08:38Are you sleeping?
08:41When the state takes your hand out
08:44it means that in this hand
08:46there is a hidden razor
08:49If the state puts money in your pocket
08:52it means that a moment ago
08:53it took the same money
08:55from your other pocket
08:56and took half of it on the way
08:58Good
09:01My daughter Monika's dream
09:03was not to have debts
09:05And...
09:07I made it
09:10That's why, daughter
09:13let's drink
09:14to your future
09:15Here you go
09:16Cheers, grandma
09:19Let's have fun
09:22And now I'll have fun
09:24Dad
09:26So, he's still not your son?
09:29I told you
09:30that he will never be
09:31Should I break my word?
09:33But he's rich
09:34Maybe he's a farmer at least
09:36No
09:37A neighbor?
09:38No
09:40Oh
09:41My lucky daughter
09:42Sit down, child
09:43Eat something
09:44Maybe a poppy seed
09:45Maybe a candy
09:46I know you're a vegan
09:47I think you can do it today
09:48Maybe
09:49you can taste some cavalry
09:51Maybe
09:52you can taste some cavalry
09:53If you thought, dad
09:54that my dream was
09:55just a life without debts
09:56you were wrong
10:02Tell me
10:03what's the matter with her?
10:05Does she still have to be
10:06dissatisfied with something?
10:07Even today?
10:08Love
10:09and emotions, Romek
10:11are more important
10:12than your money
10:13Exactly
10:15My son is right
10:16Emotions
10:18Look
10:19how much is on the table
10:20and it's all mine
10:21Should I worry
10:22or
10:23that I did it?
10:25Why are you so sad?
10:27Eat, drink, people
10:29I'd love to
10:30Who are you?
10:31I'm the current husband
10:32of your ex-wife
10:34Paradoxically, I also have
10:35a name
10:36Roman
10:37Welcome
10:38What a nice opportunity
10:42Let him go
10:45I wanted to congratulate you
10:47You proved
10:48that with hard work
10:49you can really achieve something
10:51You did a great job
10:52I was a witness
10:53of it
10:54You've had
10:55many professions
10:56and in each
10:57you were
10:58only
10:59a profession
11:00again
11:03You can joke
11:04Joke
11:05because it doesn't
11:06touch me
11:07It doesn't matter to me
11:08Nothing
11:09It doesn't matter
11:10to me
11:11Nothing
11:12Because we are
11:13richer than you
11:14We are
11:15rich
11:16because we are
11:17richer than you
11:20I'll tell you
11:22I regret
11:23that I had
11:24a lot of women
11:25after you
11:27But none of them
11:28were as good as you
11:29I had
11:30a lot of guys
11:31after you
11:32and I was better
11:33with everyone
11:34than with you
11:35You know
11:36I wasn't
11:37trying too hard
11:38I was driving
11:39at 10%
11:40I was afraid
11:41that if I go
11:42to 100%
11:43I would be
11:44scared
11:46Here you are
11:47I made it
11:48the way you like
11:49with a bit
11:50of calvados
11:53Oh my
11:54It's a bit
11:55awkward
11:56But we are
11:57all family now
11:58Right?
11:59Not him
12:00No, no
12:01Kiss each other
12:02But be careful
12:03because hay
12:04brings diseases
12:05The mental ones
12:06too
12:07Fight
12:08Oh, I see
12:09You still love each other
12:10How sweet
12:11I was supposed
12:12to be jealous
12:13You know
12:14I'm kidding
12:15Of course
12:16Listen
12:17I'm very happy
12:18that I finally
12:19met you
12:22I have to tell you something
12:23Yeah?
12:24I have a defect
12:26I don't have enough testosterone
12:28My moustache
12:29doesn't grow
12:30Even my mustache
12:31doesn't grow
12:32Look
12:33Take it
12:34I will never
12:35be a man
12:36like you
12:37But I'm trying
12:38Roman
12:39Do you understand?
12:40I'm trying very hard
12:41I'm trying
12:43Excuse me
12:44for a moment
12:47You came
12:54Here you go
12:57Yes, I came
12:59I came
13:00out of curiosity
13:02You wrote me
13:03a letter
13:04Nobody writes them anymore
13:06And I wrote
13:09I wrote
13:11because
13:12I thought
13:13we know each other
13:18You know
13:19it will all
13:20belong to me
13:21It already is
13:24But
13:28I don't have a house
13:31Do you have someone in mind?
13:33I do
13:34Who?
13:36A lady
13:38I guess
13:39a lady
13:40But
13:43What's her name?
13:44This lady
13:52Do you have a lighter?
13:54The last one
14:01But
14:02apart from cigarettes
14:04we have everything, right?
14:05Yes
14:07Maybe
14:09I'm missing one word
14:11What word are you missing?
14:12Thank you
14:14I should
14:15thank you?
14:16For what?
14:17Man
14:19If it wasn't for me
14:21you would still be
14:22choosing a bucket of champagne
14:24And you would be
14:25licking the shoes
14:26of Wiśniewski
14:27I won't tell you
14:28what you would be licking
14:29Gwynid
14:31You are my
14:32parasite
14:33for the rest of your life
14:35You are
14:36such a whore
14:37I'm so sorry
14:38I can see that
14:39you have a nice life
14:40but
14:41but I'll be going
14:44So
14:45go
14:46If you don't eat
14:47you'll turn into a pig
14:48Another pig
14:49Yes
14:50Don't be mad at me
14:52If I ever
14:53hurt you
14:54don't take it to heart
14:56We all make mistakes
14:58but everyone
14:59should have a chance
15:00to make up for it
15:02It's over
15:03and I'm leaving
15:04Go to hell
15:05Something will
15:06drive you away
15:07if you keep
15:08whining
15:09I forgive you
15:10We forgive you
15:11Yes
15:12Oh
15:14One more thing
15:15I wanted to say
15:16because I prepared
15:17all this
15:18God-fearing treasure
15:19not to humiliate you
15:21I did it
15:22out of pity
15:24because when you were apart
15:25I felt sorry
15:26to humiliate you
15:29So all this treasure
15:30was a lie?
15:31A lie
15:32Yes
15:33To sum up
15:34you get
15:35not only a loan
15:36but everything
15:37you bought for this party
15:38which you have to admit
15:39was very, very successful
15:41Those victuals
15:42that vodka
15:43It's a pity
15:44that so few people came
15:54I couldn't listen to him anymore
16:04but I apologize
16:05I was wrong
16:27Dad, aren't you drunk?
16:30A real man
16:31doesn't get drunk
16:32but rinses his body
16:33Why?
16:45Finally.
16:52So, the same again?
16:55It went well, it went well, and it went badly.
16:59We will never get rid of these debts.
17:02Let's go to the forest and finish it.
17:05Let the wild animals tear us apart.
17:08What wild animals? There are only roe deer here.
17:11Roe deer will tear you apart.
17:13Then we will feed on workers.
17:15Although, knowing our luck, we will confuse them with horses.
17:18Then we will be flying.
17:21Don't worry, dad. I somehow felt that this was going to happen, you know?
17:25I'm sorry, daughter.
17:29I let you down again.
17:31You are ashamed of me, aren't you?
17:34Everyone has normal parents, but you have such an unsuccessful uncle.
17:39It's not true.
17:40There is definitely someone else like me.
17:43Listen, dad, because I have to tell you something.
17:46When you were collecting money for me this year, I was collecting money for you, too.
17:50And I collected enough so that you could rest a little,
17:55maybe buy new furniture, pay a few cents for the start,
17:58so that you could get up, old man.
18:02What is it?
18:12No, dad told you.
18:18Robert, what is it?
18:20Shut up, I'm just moved.
18:23You are too good for him.
18:25I know.
18:31Let's go. Bye.
18:33Bye.
18:34What a man!
18:36What a growth!
18:38What a mustache!
18:40Be quiet. You are also a man.
18:42But not like him.
18:44Not like him.
18:54What happened?
18:56I sold myself in the franchise. I couldn't do it.
18:59The concern burned me.
19:02There is no Poland anymore.
19:04And there was no need for war.
19:07They just bought me.
19:09And what are you going to do now?
19:11Well, a little.
19:13I'll work here for them.
19:15I'll put something away, get myself together.
19:17And I'll start on my own.
19:19So we're going in the same cart?
19:21Yes.
19:22Let's start over.
19:24We still have a long way to go, but it's not so bad.
19:28If you didn't open the shop after me, I'd take the cottage.
19:32I love you.
19:34Well, finally you dare.
19:36You don't get mad at him.
19:38He confessed his love to a dog.
19:40Let me tell you.
19:42You continue.
19:43Do you love me?
19:44Yes.
19:45Because we are far from the shop,
19:47and I came here only for you.
19:50It's not that you're pretty.
19:52I mean, also.
19:54But you make me a better person.
19:59Thanks to you I learned that women have some rights.
20:03That if someone is fat, you can't laugh.
20:06That love is not a plush teddy bear.
20:10Therefore, I would like to invite you somewhere.
20:14Where?
20:17I don't know what you like.
20:20Coffee, cookies or fresh juice?
20:22You're going to a good boy.
20:24You won't hurt him.
20:26Damn.
20:28Well, you're ugly, but nice.
20:31Yes.
20:34But old.
20:36But...
20:37But he's not young.
20:40Look, you have to look for the positive.
20:42You're detained.
20:43What's going on?
20:44You're detained.
20:45What?
20:46Hand.
20:47Legs wider.
20:48Bye.
20:49What for?
20:50Do you know Wiśniewski?
20:51Yes.
20:52You know what for.
20:54Hi, boy.
20:55Wait, I greet you.
20:56I will tell you that the first time in life is not the best.
21:00Head.
21:01Already.
21:02Hand.
21:04Hand.
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