Oh, Doctor Beeching! - 102 [couchtripper][U]
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00:30Steady on, you're making me soak in wet.
00:41What the hell?
00:43What are you doing kipping down in my garden?
00:45And look, you've knocked over me gnomes.
00:47Mum locked me out, Mr Skinner.
00:49Well, why don't you kip in your own garden?
00:51Yours is cozy, it's got bigger bushes.
00:53What's going on?
00:55Your boy here, he's been kipping with my gnomes.
00:58Mum, she locked me out, Mum.
01:00That front door was open until two o'clock.
01:02If you're not in by then, you can stop in the garden.
01:05Not in my garden, he can't.
01:07And look, he's bent the fishing rod.
01:10Heaven knows where the fish on the hook is.
01:13I think I've found the hook.
01:17Serves you right.
01:19Get to the kitchen sink and give yourself a good wash.
01:21I don't want any breakfast.
01:23You're not getting any.
01:25I've got five bedrooms to do, it's Thursday.
01:28That's not kind.
01:30All your fluff's going in my window
01:32and it's not very hygienic.
01:34I'm sorry, Vera.
01:36It's that boy. He'll be the death of me.
01:39Well, where's he been to this time?
01:41He'll have been down to the club with Harry again.
01:44I heard that.
01:46You needn't start blaming me.
01:48I left him last night half eleven.
01:51He had half a pint of milder bitter in his hand
01:54and he needed double 13 for game.
01:57I am totally blameless.
02:00It's a rotten dart, Claire,
02:02but it shouldn't take him two hours to get double 13.
02:04Or perhaps he's got a girlfriend.
02:06No, he hasn't. Not my Wilfred.
02:08He's only 17.
02:10He's not got round to girls yet.
02:12He's only just finished with hamsters.
02:16Jack, give Gloria some money.
02:18She's going to the shops for the papers.
02:20I want to see if there's anything more about this beaching business.
02:22Here's a couple of bottles.
02:23Get me some woodbines and a box of matches.
02:25Can I keep the change?
02:26Don't be cheeky to your father.
02:28I don't mind how you go.
02:30The wireless was going on about beaching this morning.
02:33They said 2,000 stations was to close,
02:36but they didn't say which ones.
02:37Well, it'll take them all day to list them.
02:39That's why I want the paper.
02:41Go and turn the urn up.
02:42We'll all have a cup of tea in the buffet
02:44while she gets back with the news.
02:53Larrow!
02:55That last station was quite an improvement.
02:58I didn't overshoot, did I?
03:00No, no, no, you didn't overshoot.
03:02Actually, you were a bit short.
03:04But not too much, though.
03:06No, no, no, not too much.
03:08You'd just left half a carriage standing off the platform.
03:12Only a couple of passengers getting time to get off.
03:15That was all right then, wasn't it?
03:17Yes, yes, all right, yeah.
03:20Just relax for a few minutes.
03:22All right, I'll relax.
03:24Shall I put some more coal on?
03:26When did you put the last load on?
03:28I don't know, I never looked at me watch.
03:31About five minutes ago, I guess.
03:34Yes, there was snow.
03:36Shove some on quick.
03:38And you don't whistle just because you're putting coal on.
03:43I'm sorry, I was getting confused.
03:46Where is everybody?
03:48Mum and Dad and the rest are in the buffet.
03:50I'm in the doghouse.
03:51Oh, poor you.
03:52I've got the paper, you'd better come too.
03:54Here it is.
03:55Give it here.
03:56It doesn't say much.
03:58Little Fred.
04:00Hop down to the signal box, ask Gary for a dozen eggs.
04:04I need them for my egg sandwiches.
04:06That's the best thing I've ever heard.
04:08I've got to go.
04:09Bye.
04:10Bye.
04:11Bye.
04:12Bye.
04:13Bye.
04:14That's the best thing for egg sandwiches, is eggs.
04:18Be off with you.
04:19It says they're closing all the stations north of Inverness.
04:22Most of the branch lines in North Wales are going.
04:25And Central Wales and the West Country.
04:27That doesn't affect us, does it?
04:29No, but it affects all them Scotch and North and Central Welshers.
04:33It says here, many branch lines in England are earmarked for the axe.
04:38Are we a branch line?
04:39We're not a main line, that's for sure.
04:41But we're very important.
04:43Look at all the milk and fertiliser and chickens and things that go through here.
04:47And pigeons.
04:48Well, perhaps Mr Polking, the new stationmaster, will have news for us.
04:52Where did he stay last night?
04:54Well, he was going back to Clumberfield, where he's been living.
04:57Then he was going to pop into district office to see if they knew anything.
05:00Then he was going to catch the 7.58 train in the morning to get back here.
05:04And he helps to move into the stationmaster's house the day after tomorrow.
05:09How did you find all that out?
05:12We were just chatting yesterday as he was leaving.
05:15Oh, you must have been chatting for quite a while, May.
05:18He's practically given you his timetable.
05:20That silly Jack was, just trying to make him feel welcome.
05:24He seems a bit pompous.
05:26Oh, he always was.
05:29I expect.
05:31Hello. Anyone selling tickets here?
05:34They are. We've got customers.
05:36I'd better open up shop. The 7.58 will be here in a minute or two.
05:43Hey, Harry. May says, can she have some eggs?
05:46Just a minute. Can't you see I'm trying to mend this clock?
05:49Have some manners.
05:51How many does she want?
05:53A dozen.
05:54A dozen? That's all I've got.
05:56She'll have to make them last.
05:58The hens can't keep it up.
06:01Oh, Jack!
06:03Another ruddy train.
06:05I rushed off me feet this morning.
06:09I rushed off me feet this morning.
06:15Ralph, can you see the signal?
06:18Yeah, it's all clear.
06:20Now ease it back.
06:22And I'll tell you when to brake.
06:25And, Ralph, be gentle.
06:31Tickets, please. Tickets, please.
06:38I've got your son.
06:40Your granny will be waiting for you at Hackney.
06:43Morning, Mr Parkin.
06:46Any more news about Beeching?
06:48Not a thing. I was at district office last night.
06:50They don't seem to know any more than the papers.
06:52Ah, well, we'll just have to carry on, won't we?
06:56You met everyone at Hackney, then?
06:58Yes, I have.
07:00Great bunch, aren't they?
07:02That woman that runs the refreshment bar.
07:04Oh, she's a cracker, isn't she?
07:06I hadn't noticed.
07:08You and I have had some fun, I can tell you.
07:10A better old man's not looking, of course.
07:12Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
07:14You and me, I fancy her daughter something rotten.
07:17She's a bit young, isn't she?
07:19She's 18. Start young these days.
07:21And older is to know by 16, start practising too.
07:24Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
07:26I can't say I approve of that sort of thing.
07:28Ah, well, I'll be there in a couple of minutes.
07:30Come on, sonny, let's find your granny.
07:32Oh, mum, this is heavy.
07:34Here are all your teddy bears.
07:36I have my guns in there, actually.
07:38Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
07:43Here you are.
07:44Here's a dozen eggs.
07:46Four and six teller.
07:48And don't break them. It's the lock.
07:50Thanks. Harry?
07:52Yeah? You know your turkey, Oscar?
07:54Of course I know my turkey, Oscar.
07:56Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
07:58Well, it's running up the line.
08:00What? Running up the line?
08:02Oh, my God!
08:04Oh, quick! Phone check!
08:06The cherry moscow's running up the line!
08:08PHONE RINGS
08:12Hello? Hadley Booking Office?
08:16Oh, heck!
08:18Jack! Jack!
08:20What's up?
08:22Oscar's running up the line.
08:24Oscar who?
08:26Oscar Turkey.
08:28Harry's turkey.
08:30The one we're all having for Christmas dinner.
08:34Christmas dinner's months away.
08:36If Arnold's train runs over it,
08:38we'll be having turkey wrist holes tomorrow!
08:44Argh!
08:46Ralph!
08:48We're all clear!
08:50It was!
08:52But it's not now!
08:54I can't trust you to do a thing!
08:56Stop the train!
08:58Stop the bloody train!
09:14That'll be Ralph again.
09:18What's to do?
09:20Oscar's under the train.
09:22Oscar who?
09:24Oscar Turkey, of course.
09:26He's probably cut his head off.
09:28Oscar! Oscar!
09:30What's happening?
09:32Oscar is under the train,
09:34and we've probably cut his head off.
09:36Like at the first aid kit.
09:40Stop playing with your whistle!
09:42Oscar! Oscar!
09:44Oscar!
09:46Oscar! Oscar!
09:48Gobble, gobble!
09:50Gobble, gobble!
09:52Those turkeys don't go gobble, gobble!
09:54Yes, they do.
09:56Old MacDonald had a farm, and on that farm he had some turkeys.
09:58With a gobble, gobble here, and a gobble, gobble there.
10:00Here a gobble, there a gobble, everywhere a gobble, gobble.
10:02They don't gobble, gobble.
10:04They go ooh!
10:06No, not turkeys.
10:08That's red Indians.
10:10Not red Indians. Red Indians go
10:12ooh!
10:14Listen, yous two.
10:16If you must know,
10:18you don't do it with your hand or your finger.
10:20You do it with your tongue,
10:22like this.
10:28What exactly is going on?
10:30Oh, Mr. Parkin,
10:32I didn't see you there.
10:34You gave me quite a turn.
10:36Why has this train been halted?
10:38Oh, Mr. Parkin, we suspected
10:40an obstruction on the line.
10:42A body, possibly.
10:44It's a turkey, Mr. Parkin.
10:46A turkey? With feathers.
10:48Do you mean to tell me
10:50you stopped the 758, a passenger train,
10:52for a turkey?
10:54His Christmas dinner.
10:56Is this what you're looking for?
10:58You got it the wrong way round.
11:00You're sticking me in the face
11:02near me eyes.
11:04It's dangerous.
11:06This end's dangerous and all.
11:08Get back in your box and get this train moving.
11:10I'll see you all in my office at 12 o'clock.
11:12Not 12 o'clock, Mr. Parkin.
11:14I've got the goods to Buston at 12 o'clock.
11:16Well, one o'clock, then.
11:18I've got the rules made at 1-2-2.
11:20I'll get relieved at 2 o'clock.
11:22How about 5 past 2?
11:24Oh, very well. 5 past 2.
11:26Now get this train moving.
11:28Right, Mr. Parkin.
11:30Enough rice.
11:38Harry, are you busy?
11:40I'm rushed off me feet.
11:42I'm trying to mend Ethel's clock.
11:44There's bets to place.
11:46There's that bike to do.
11:48And on top of that, they keep sending me
11:50these ruddy trains.
11:52Do you think you could find time
11:54to thread me this needle?
11:56The cotton end just refuses to go in the eye.
11:58Oh, heaven give me strength.
12:00Oh, give me an ear.
12:02It is your own personal trousers
12:04what is needing attention.
12:06Well, there's only a couple of buttons
12:08or so, aren't there?
12:10Well, there's very essential buttons, Harry.
12:12There was fly button.
12:14You can't go around without them.
12:16Or persons will be observing
12:18that which should only be observed
12:20by your needy wife.
12:22She left me 5 years ago.
12:24She stopped doing
12:26any observing 3 years before,
12:28don't you think?
12:30I have already
12:32licked it.
12:36You're a sad person, Harry.
12:38I hear you
12:40had an autification with Mr. Parkin.
12:42Not half I didn't.
12:44He came ferreting round here.
12:46He seen my rabbits and the chickens.
12:48Did he say anything?
12:50Not a word. I tell you this, Vera,
12:52I was within an inch of giving him
12:54the flat end of my tongue.
12:56Fancy. And I've been cleaning
12:58the stationmaster's house ready for him.
13:00He better modumate
13:02his attitude
13:04or he'll find cockroaches
13:06and centipedes nesting under his pillar
13:08in his pyjama trousers.
13:12Oh, dreck!
13:14I nearly done it
13:16and here's a running train.
13:20There you are, Amy.
13:22One day return to Winstead. Thank you.
13:24Oh, and you're not permitted to travel
13:26back on the 551 or the 618.
13:28Oh, why have I not? Well, that's because
13:30it's a cheap day, you see.
13:32You must have some restrictions, otherwise
13:34everybody'd be buying them.
13:36Jack,
13:38I can hear the train.
13:40Shouldn't you be on the platform?
13:42Parking's doing it.
13:44But you've always done it.
13:46If he wants to show off by waving his flag
13:48and blowing his whistle, let him get on with it.
13:50What do you think he's going to do to us
13:52when we go to see him at five past two?
13:54Nothing. He sorts all wind.
13:56What about Harry?
13:58He shouldn't have stopped the train
14:00or left his box.
14:02He might report him, but I doubt it.
14:04Oh, it's coming.
14:06This is Hadley.
14:08Hadley. Hadley.
14:10Oh, get him.
14:14Change here for Boston
14:16and Wednesday. Change here
14:18for Boston and Wednesday.
14:20Oh, give over, Jack.
14:22If he hears you, he'll go bananas.
14:24Well, listen to that hoity-toity voice.
14:26It's like having Adam MacMillan as stationmaster.
14:28Twenty-three
14:30tickets, please.
14:32Thank you, sir. Thank you.
14:34Thank you, miss. Thank you.
14:36Season.
14:38Don't be clever.
14:40Jack, I want to go and wave to Percy.
14:42Do you think I dare?
14:44I wouldn't. Not with him standing there.
14:46Right away.
14:48Right away.
14:52Right. Stop playing
14:54with your whistle.
14:56Anyway, you're wasting your time
14:58with Percy. He's like a randy poodle.
15:00Rubbish.
15:02It's all talk. He walked me home
15:04last Monday from Ruskin Memorial Hall
15:06and there's all sorts of nooks
15:08and crannies and dark places along the way
15:10and he never tried to shove me
15:12into any of them. Not once.
15:14Best to look next time.
15:16That's quite
15:18enough of that Jack Skinner.
15:20Hey, up.
15:28He's not said a word to me all morning.
15:30I think he's crossed with us.
15:36Hello. Hadley Booking Office.
15:38Oh, hello,
15:40Mr Fenwright.
15:42Just a moment.
15:44He wants Harry to give him a haircut
15:46at four o'clock.
15:48Do you think
15:50he'll dare?
15:52I'll ask him.
15:54Just a moment, please. My colleague
15:56is dealing with the matter.
16:04Hello, Harry.
16:06Can you give Mr Fenwright
16:08an haircut at four o'clock?
16:10Who's that?
16:14Jack.
16:16That's nasty cold you've got there.
16:20Never mind about that. Can you do it?
16:22No, I can't.
16:24I haven't fiddled Vera's needle yet.
16:26They keep sending me
16:28these ratty trains. I'm rashed off me feet.
16:30Tell him I'll call him tomorrow.
16:32Oh, and Jack?
16:34I'll mix you up some of my cough mixture
16:36for that cold.
16:38I haven't got a cold.
16:40He says call back tomorrow.
16:42Mr Fenwright,
16:44are you there?
16:46Harry says, will you call
16:48tomorrow?
16:50No, Mr Fenwright.
16:52I haven't got a cold.
16:54I'm having to whisper
16:56because Mr...
16:58Well, all right. Maybe I have got
17:00a slight cold.
17:02He thinks I've got a cold
17:04because I'm whispering.
17:06This is no time for a pop concert.
17:08His nigger's in there and we're all
17:10for the high jump at two o'clock, so don't
17:12make it any worse. Go and clean the
17:14brass in the gent's watsit. I've already done it
17:16once. Well, go and do it again. Can I take my guitar?
17:18No, you can't. Now get lost.
17:22Poor lad.
17:24He never gets the chance
17:26to practise. I'm not having him
17:28practise in the gent's watsit.
17:30And I'm fed up with all this whispering.
17:32Come into the booking hall.
17:36Now, I want you to tell me something.
17:38And I want you to promise me
17:40that you'll be quite honest. All right, Jack.
17:42I promise.
17:44But why are we still whispering?
17:46Because
17:48May's still in there and I don't want her to hear us.
17:50Oh, I see. Come and sit down.
17:54Now then, Ethel.
17:56Do you think
17:58May and Parkin have met before,
18:00judging by their demeanour?
18:04Their what?
18:06Their
18:08demeanour.
18:10The way they've been acting together.
18:12Oh, I see.
18:14Do you think they've met before because
18:16they don't seem quite normal together?
18:18And she seems to
18:20know a lot about his comings and goings and doings and
18:22throwings.
18:24Jack, you've got to stop being so
18:26suspicious. And you've not got
18:28to start cross-examining her about it.
18:30Well, you two seem to
18:32get on quite well. I mean, why don't you
18:34ask her? I'll do no such thing.
18:36Shh! Come on, let's have a cup of tea.
18:40Gloria, give that table a wipe down. There's a loaf.
18:42All right, Mum.
18:48Gloria, what are you doing here?
18:50I'm helping Mum. I've not got classes
18:52till this evening.
18:54May, you've got to do something about that skirt.
18:56I can see you're stocking tops.
18:58No, you can't. Because I've got tights on.
19:00What, you let the hem down?
19:02I'm the one who put it up.
19:04Nobody minds about
19:06short skirts these days, Jack.
19:08I put one of mine up four inches.
19:10Nobody said a word.
19:12Come on, have your tea. I've just made it.
19:14Thanks, Mum.
19:16Me and Ethel have been talking.
19:18Oh, yeah? Yeah, she seems to think
19:20she's met Parkin before.
19:22Oh, really? I didn't exactly
19:24say that, Jack. I said his
19:26face seemed familiar. I mean,
19:28some people have familiar sorts of faces, don't they?
19:30Especially Mr Parkin.
19:32I doubt if you've met him before.
19:34He doesn't hail from these parts, as far as I know.
19:36Well, where does he hail from?
19:38Oh, up Blackpool way, I get the
19:40impression. Or maybe Morecambe.
19:42Oh, you two were up that way
19:44at the end of the war. So we were.
19:46We never met him, though. Not as far as I know.
19:48We might have. I doubt it.
19:50It's possible, of course. I mean, a lot of people
19:52go to Blackpool. And Morecambe.
19:54Have you been to Blackpool and Morecambe?
19:56I don't think so. Well, you can't have seen him there, then.
19:58Where else have you been? Skegness.
20:00Well, perhaps you saw him there.
20:04She's behaving very
20:06suspiciously. Stop it, Jack.
20:08You're becoming obsessed.
20:10What are you two whispering about?
20:12Er, Mr Fenriger wants an air cut.
20:14Well, so do you. There's no need to
20:16whisper about it.
20:18Ah, Mr Skinner. There you are.
20:20The Clamberfield train is due in a few minutes.
20:22Would you go and see it through?
20:24Yes, of course.
20:28Oh, I, er, thought you wanted
20:30to do it. Not on this occasion,
20:32Mr Skinner.
20:34And there may be
20:36some passengers. I suggest you stand by in the
20:38booking office, Mrs Schuman.
20:40Oh, er, yes, of course,
20:42Mr Parkin.
20:44Oh, er, they
20:46usually pop their heads in here if they want a ticket.
20:48Not any more, Mrs Schuman.
20:50Yes, of course,
20:52Mr Parkin.
20:56He's going to ruin this station.
20:58That'll be all for now,
21:00Gloria, love. Go and tidy your room.
21:02Pick some of those things up off the floor.
21:04They need washing. Well, they will do if they've been
21:06on the floor. Now, run along.
21:08Tra.
21:12Tra.
21:16That girl's skirt is far too short.
21:18That's up to me and her father to decide, isn't it?
21:20Well, me and Mr Skinner.
21:22You haven't changed a bit, May.
21:24You always did put me in my place.
21:26Not enough has it happened.
21:28Oh, we can't turn back the clock. We were young
21:30then and terribly in love.
21:32You know, I completely lost my heart to you, May.
21:34That's nothing compared to what I lost.
21:38Oh, May, you haven't changed a bit.
21:40You have. You were one of the
21:42lads then. Now you're all pompous.
21:44You talk posh. Well, I've had to,
21:46May. I've been assistant
21:48stationmaster at some very important stations.
21:50Shenfield, for instance.
21:52All the passengers there were lawyers
21:54and stockbrokers and business people.
21:56They expected everything to be just so.
21:58One had to live up to their standards.
22:00Well, you'll find things very different
22:02round here. I couldn't sleep
22:04last night for thinking of you.
22:06All those wasted years we haven't been together.
22:08I should have been with
22:10you, May, to see every
22:12wrinkle grow on that lovely forehead.
22:14Every line
22:16under those pretty eyes.
22:18Every fold under that
22:20adorable chin.
22:22Don't say any more,
22:24Slesley. I'm sorry, am I upsetting
22:26you? I'm just trying
22:28to stop myself pouring this hot pot of tea
22:30all over your head.
22:36It's two o'clock. Time for the meeting.
22:38Where's his nibs?
22:40It's two o'clock.
22:42He's in his office.
22:44He'll be poking his nose into something.
22:46Here, I made this up for you.
22:48Take a good swig of that whenever you
22:50feel that throat coming on and you'll be as right as
22:52nightmares. I haven't got a bad throat.
22:54I was talking quietly because I didn't want Parkin...
22:56Oh, hello, Mr Parkin.
22:58Come into my office.
23:02And don't forget, stick to the plan
23:04and we'll be all right.
23:06More home. Mr
23:08Fenwright sent round this inhaler.
23:10He said pour four drops from this little bottle
23:12into some water and your cold
23:14will be gone in no time.
23:16Thank you, Wilfrid.
23:18I didn't know you had a cold,
23:20Mrs Shuman. Oh, just a small one.
23:24I think perhaps you'd better
23:26sit by the wall, Mrs Shuman. If I catch a cold at this
23:28time of year, it'll last until the autumn.
23:32I'll mix you up some of my throat mixture.
23:34You'll be as right as nightmares
23:36in a fright. I think I should tell you
23:38that I intend to write a report on this
23:40station, especially on recent events.
23:42Whether I send it or not
23:44depends upon you and your future conduct.
23:46Oh, well, that sounds very fair to me, sir.
23:48Very fair indeed.
23:50Now, as I see it, you stopped the train
23:52because your turkey was seen on the line.
23:54Ah, that's not quite correct, sir.
23:56It's not really my turkey.
23:58One could say
24:00it's a British Railways turkey.
24:04British Railways turkey.
24:06Yes, there was 150 turkeys
24:08delivered here and they wasn't all collected.
24:10150?
24:12That's right. Two were left behind.
24:14Two? I'm sorry, Mrs Shuman,
24:16do you mind?
24:20Well, these two laid
24:22some eggs. Well, at least one of them
24:24did. And when the farmer came for
24:26the two turkeys, he didn't want the eggs.
24:28So Harry actually hatched them.
24:34And Oscar was one of the brood.
24:36Now, the point
24:38is, sir, are they our
24:40turkeys or British
24:42Railways' turkeys?
24:44They were hatched by Harry.
24:46Well, he didn't
24:48actually chitter them. He put them in his side oven.
24:52But they were laid on
24:54British Railways' property
24:56when they were under British Railways'
24:58care. Now, who
25:00do they belong to, I ask
25:02myself? Would you give a
25:04ruling, sir? Well, I don't know.
25:06You shouldn't be keeping turkeys here.
25:08Looking after them, sir. Well, you shouldn't
25:10be keeping your rabbits here either.
25:12British Railways' rabbits.
25:16Harry snares them on the banks and in the
25:18cuttings. Yeah. They're playing
25:20havoc with British Railways' property.
25:22They're out of control. Well, you must
25:24get rid of them. Do you know what it is
25:26to get rid of? The British Railways'
25:28rabbits.
25:30Look, all this has nothing to do with the matter
25:32in hand. The fact is that you are all
25:34playing fast and loose with Railways' regulations.
25:36You've got hens roaming all over
25:38your signal box and laying eggs underneath on the
25:40signal levers. Ah, well, they're not mine.
25:42No, they're not Harry's.
25:44Well, who do they belong to, then?
25:46You? Uh, not
25:48exactly. Uh,
25:50the maids.
25:52Maids? She uses them
25:54in the refreshment room. She makes
25:56wonderful egg sandwiches with them.
25:58Egg sandwiches? Yeah, they come
26:00from miles around.
26:02Simply miles.
26:04And British Railways get the benefit
26:06because they're so salty, people drink more.
26:08You see, it's
26:10all a bit complicated.
26:12It is indeed. Look, I think I'm going to mull over
26:14all this and come to a decision later. That'll be
26:16all for now. Thank you all very much. Thank you, Mr.
26:18Barton.
26:22May I say,
26:24sir, it's a pleasure to have
26:26someone in charge who's so
26:28fair and yet so
26:30firm.
26:32Thank you, Mr. Lambert.
26:50Well, how did it go? Oh, I don't know.
26:52He's got one of those blank
26:54sort of faces so you don't know what he's thinking
26:56or if he's thinking at all.
26:58I nearly gave him a mouthful,
27:00I can tell you. Just one
27:02more question and I'd have
27:04let him have it.
27:06If you ask me, he's as pompous as half
27:08a dozen bishops. Oh, he's not like that
27:10underneath.
27:12I expect.
27:18Hartley Refreshment Room.
27:20Oh, hello, Mr. Parkin.
27:22Oh, yes, of course
27:24you can.
27:26I'll have one ready for you in five minutes.
27:32What was all that about? That was Mr. Parkin.
27:34He says, can I have one of
27:36my egg sandwiches?
27:38We've made it.
27:40He's bought it.
27:46Well, it's egg sandwiches all
27:48round then, eh?
27:50And that is
27:52fine.
28:22There will be none.
28:24I'll have to buy a bike
28:26cos I can't afford a car.
28:28Oh, Dr. Beeching, what a naughty
28:30man you are.
28:32Oh, Dr. Beeching,
28:34what have you done?
28:36When once the lots were trained to get,
28:38well, soon there will be none.
28:40I'll have to buy a bike
28:42cos I can't afford a car.
28:44Oh, Dr. Beeching, what a
28:46naughty man you are.
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