Frasier Season 6 Episode 14 Three Valentines (1)
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00:00Francois, it's Niles Crane. You delivered some champagne earlier for Valentine's Day.
00:07Well, you brought over the 88, and I asked for the 85.
00:11Yes, my date will know the difference. He happens to be the president of our wine club.
00:17Thank you. Thank you. Yes, it's great. Remember, I won't be at home.
00:22No, I'm not entertaining at the Shangri-La. My brother was kind enough to let me use his apartment.
00:27Well, what could I do? I threw a blanket over it.
00:31All right, now hurry, please. This woman is very particular.
00:38Lucky for you, she loves dogs.
03:07All right, all right, all right, it's fine.
03:10Take your time, take your time.
03:28Hey!
03:40Hey, hey, hey!
03:57Oh.
04:06Oh, dear.
04:28Oh, dear.
04:30Oh, dear.
04:32Oh.
04:38Oh.
04:58Hey.
05:01Oh.
05:03Yes.
05:05Oh.
05:24Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:38No.
05:57Oh.
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07:27on, come on, come on, co,
08:27Hello?
08:28Ross, it's Frasier.
08:29Listen, I need your help.
08:30Well, I don't have much time.
08:31I'm on my way out.
08:32All right, just answer me this.
08:33How do you know if you're on a date?
08:34Are you alone?
08:35Yes.
08:36Then you're not on a date.
08:37Very funny.
08:38Listen, I'm in a restaurant waiting for Cassandra Stone, you know, our new publicity director.
08:39I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
08:40I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
08:41I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
08:42I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
08:43I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
08:44I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
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09:00I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:01I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
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09:03I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:04I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:05I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:06I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:07I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:08I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:09I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:10I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:11I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:12I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:13I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:14I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:15I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:16I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:17I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:18I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:19I'm waiting for Cassandra Stone.
09:21Oh, come on.
09:22Every time I see you two together,
09:23she's got her hands all over you.
09:25She always has her hands all over everybody.
09:27She's a big flirt.
09:28That's true.
09:29She even flirted with me the first time I met her
09:31till I took off my baseball cap and parka.
09:37Why don't you just ask her if it's a date?
09:39Oh, Roz, I can't do that.
09:40What if the answer is no?
09:43For God's sake, it'll be awkward all through dinner.
09:45Awkward at work.
09:46Imagine how embarrassing it'll be
09:48if it gets around the station.
09:49Well, I guess you're just gonna have to play it by ear.
09:52We all know what she has in mind,
09:54by the way she's dressed, how she acts,
09:56how she treats you.
09:57Yeah, yeah, I guess you're right.
10:00Oh, there's my date.
10:02Oh, who are you going out with tonight?
10:03Oh, Bob, you know, the tax accountant.
10:06Isn't he the one who drones on so incessantly
10:08you call him the cricket?
10:10No, I call him the cricket
10:12because he rubs his hands together
10:14really fast during sex.
10:17Hi.
10:18Come on.
10:23Oh.
10:28Good, Sandra.
10:29Sorry to keep you waiting.
10:31Oh, well, that's all right.
10:32I was just starting to wonder
10:33if maybe you'd changed your mind.
10:35What, impassive dinner with the sexiest man in radio?
10:38Oh.
10:45You know, it's just our plans were so last minute
10:47I thought, you know, maybe I'd misunderstood.
10:52My.
10:54Things have certainly been clarified.
10:58Will you excuse me for a second?
11:00Of course.
11:01Excuse me.
11:03Excuse me.
11:04See that woman over there by the coat chair?
11:06Yes.
11:07Yes, well, she was my dinner companion this evening,
11:10but things have taken a turn toward the romantics.
11:12You know, I just want to make her feel
11:14as special as possible.
11:17Then you should have offered to check her coat.
11:21Yes, thank you very much.
11:22All right, just play something romantic
11:24when she comes back, all right?
11:25Miss Cassandra.
11:28So nice to see you again.
11:30You too, Mario.
11:31And how's the sexiest maitre d' in Seattle?
11:42Sorry again for keeping you waiting.
11:45I got sucked in at this cocktail party.
11:47Oh, you were at a cocktail party.
11:49Some benefit thing.
11:50It was very fancy.
11:51Obviously.
11:52Why else would I show up wearing this?
11:54Why else indeed.
12:03Oh, they have the best wine list here.
12:07Do you feel like sharing a bottle?
12:09If you like.
12:11It's a good thing I took a cab here.
12:12I'm a real lightweight.
12:14Then again, I'm sure a gentleman like you
12:17wouldn't mind escorting me back to my room
12:19after dinner, will you?
12:21Well, I think that could be arranged.
12:28I love the food here.
12:30What do you recommend?
12:31I'll start with the anchovies and red peppers
12:35and then the garlic chicken with scallions.
12:45Are you in the mood for oysters?
12:50Actually, I'm not sure.
12:58Well, here we are.
13:02Your hotel room must stop.
13:08Oh, come on in.
13:10Oh, thank you so much for this coat.
13:13Of course.
13:14Oh, God, I can't believe we got caught in that rainstorm.
13:18I'm freezing.
13:19Yes, me too.
13:21I know something we can do to warm up really fast.
13:24Yes, all we have to do is...
13:26Have a brandy.
13:27Yes, let's have a brandy.
13:29The minibar's right over there.
13:30Oh, great.
13:31I'll be right out.
13:32Uh-huh.
13:34Hello?
13:35Roz, it's Frazier.
13:37Where are you?
13:38I'm in Cassandra's hotel room.
13:40She invited me up here after dinner.
13:42I'm just not sure what that means.
13:44What it means?
13:45It means even a blind pig finds an acorn once in a while.
13:52I'm sorry.
13:53I'm sorry.
13:54I'm sorry.
13:55I'm sorry.
13:56I'm sorry.
13:57I'm sorry.
13:58I'm sorry.
13:59I'm sorry.
14:00I'm sorry.
14:01I'm sorry.
14:03I'm still getting a lot of conflicting signals.
14:05You see, maybe she just wants me up here to talk about business, for God's sakes.
14:09I just wish I could get one clear, unambiguous sign.
14:16I just had to get out of that dress.
14:18Oh, here's your brandy.
14:20Oh.
14:22Wow.
14:31I'll just go dry my hair.
14:35Roz, I'm back.
14:40Okay.
14:41She ditched her dress and she's hitting the sauce.
14:44What do you need, runway lights on the mattress?
14:48Roz, Roz, it's not as clear-cut as it seems.
14:52Look, Frasier, she is way out on a limb here.
14:55You know how rejected she's going to feel if you don't make a move?
14:59You're going to blow it forever.
15:01Right.
15:02You know what?
15:03I'll take off my jacket.
15:05Yeah.
15:06Go get them, cowboy.
15:09Frasier!
15:11Are you making yourself comfortable?
15:14Yes.
15:17If it's okay, I still have a few questions about the ad campaign I'd like to ask you.
15:23Well, that's why I'm here.
15:27Or if you prefer, we could just talk about it over breakfast tomorrow.
15:35Breakfast, you say?
15:37I hope I wasn't being presumptuous.
15:39We will be having breakfast together, won't we?
15:41Absolutely.
15:44Great, so who else is going to be there?
15:47Where?
15:49At the breakfast meeting, the one for the sponsors here at the hotel tomorrow.
15:53You just said you were going, right?
15:55The meeting, of course.
16:01Frasier.
16:04What are you doing?
16:07Well, I, uh...
16:10I thought you said you were going to make yourself comfortable.
16:14Why don't you check the closet?
16:16I'm sure you'll find something in there you can slip on.
16:19All right.
16:20I'm just going to take my lenses out.
16:26You know, I'm really glad I asked you to dinner.
16:29Gosh, so am I.
16:32You may not believe this, but I almost chickened out at the last minute.
16:36It just goes to show it's always better to take the risk.
16:40Yes.
16:41I mean, so you say no.
16:43I'm an adult.
16:44What's a little embarrassment?
16:46I couldn't agree more.
16:48Did you find the slippers?
16:57What?
16:59In the closet.
17:00You stepped in that puddle after dinner.
17:02I figured you might want to get out of those wet shoes and socks.
17:07I mean, it's up to you, I know.
17:09Some people feel funny about taking their shoes off in someone else's room.
17:16My gosh, it's really starting to come down out there.
17:20You know what I'm thinking?
17:23No, I truly don't.
17:27Well, it doesn't make much sense for you to drive home in this weather,
17:31especially since you are coming back for breakfast anyway.
17:35Why don't you just stay over tonight?
17:38All right.
17:43When you say stay over, you mean, of course...
17:47Stay here.
17:49Oh.
17:51Here.
17:52Right.
17:54Here.
17:55Right.
17:56Splendid.
18:01Oh, my God!
18:02What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
18:05I just can't believe it's so late.
18:09What are you sorry for?
18:12Oh, just for keeping you up so late.
18:16Oh, that's all right.
18:20Aren't you coming to bed?
18:23Yes.
18:24Coming to bed, yes.
18:26Coming to...
18:28this bed.
18:32Well, would you mind turning the lights out?
18:34Oh, no, no, no, not at all.
18:47You know, Cassandra, I know this may sound like a silly question
18:50seeing as how we're in bed together
18:55and nearly naked, and...
19:01I've just been wondering,
19:04is this a romantic date
19:08or a business thing?
19:21Cassandra?
19:24Cassandra!
19:34Ross, it's Frasier.
19:45You know, Daph, I'm really impressed with you.
19:49A lot of people get all insecure
19:52if they don't have a date on Valentine's Day, but not you.
19:55Oh, heavens no.
19:57If you think about it, it's just a silly holiday
20:00they made up to sell more flowers and candy.
20:03Right.
20:04Well, you take a look at the menu and I'll check your coat.
20:07Oh, there's no need for that.
20:09So, what looks good to you?
20:12The coat checker. Give me your coat.
20:16Happy Valentine's Day. Welcome to Rossano's.
20:21And the waiter will be by to take your drink order when your husband gets back.
20:24Oh, he's not my husband. I don't have a...
20:29husband.
20:37Wow, I wish there was something else I could check, besides my blood pressure.
20:42Well, I know what I'm in the mood for.
20:45A nice big steak. How about you?
20:50What happened?
20:52Well, look around you.
20:55Nothing but couples in love.
20:58It's never going to be me.
21:00I'm just going to wind up a dried up old maid
21:03in a quilted bathrobe with a smelly deaf cat on my lap.
21:07But I thought you said you were okay with that.
21:10What?
21:11All right, Daph. Come on, now. Come on.
21:13Now, don't get upset. Here, have a drink of water or something.
21:16Oh, I'm sorry about this.
21:18That's okay.
21:20I don't know what came over me.
21:22I haven't cried like this since, well, New Year's Eve.
21:27Oh, jeez. Come on, Daph.
21:30You're, you know, you're going to find someone.
21:34You know, you're going to find someone.
21:37You think so?
21:38Well, sure, yeah.
21:40You have a lot of very great qualities.
21:47I'm so sorry about this.
21:50I know it makes you uncomfortable to talk about personal things.
21:54Yeah, well, that's all right. So you ready to order?
21:57Yeah.
22:00What kind of qualities?
22:04Well, you know, you're smart and nice-looking and fun to be with,
22:11so you're going to go with a super salad.
22:14You really think I'm nice-looking?
22:16Well, sure, yeah.
22:18Where's that guy with the bread?
22:21That is so sweet of you.
22:24Well, don't mention it.
22:26Let's just have a nice, happy evening.
22:29Of course. I'm fine now.
22:37Nice-looking how?
22:39Oh, jeez.
22:40Oh, never mind.
22:42Oh, no, it's all right.
22:44Well, you know, you're pretty and tall
22:50and take good care of your hair.
22:55You know, you're attractive. What do you want from me?
22:58You know, I'm sorry, but I don't hear this sort of thing very much lately.
23:02Well, you're just in a slump, that's all.
23:05You ask me, you're a great catch.
23:08It's not my place to say so, miss, but I think your father's right.
23:12You're a very attractive woman.
23:19Well, how about that?
23:23That's a nice little ego boost.
23:29I feel so silly all of a sudden.
23:31Getting upset out of nowhere like that.
23:34Well, I feel better now.
23:36Ready to share a nice big steak?
23:38Yeah, fine, whatever.
23:42What's wrong with you?
23:44Why did he assume I was your father?
23:46I mean, a lot of guys my age go out with women like you.
23:49What's he trying to say, that I can never attract someone young and pretty?
23:53Oh, thank you, Mr. Crane.
23:55Does this all have to be about you?
23:57Oh, for heaven's sakes.
24:00You're a very attractive man with lots of wonderful qualities.
24:04Yeah, yeah, I know. All right, let's order.
24:14Like what?
24:17Oh, come on now.
24:19You're very charming and you have a good sense of humour.
24:24And you've got lovely eyes.
24:27But most of all, you're good company.
24:30I enjoy living with you.
24:32Well, thank you, Daphne. I like living with you, too.
24:42So why do you like living with me?
24:44For God's sake, can't we just agree to cut this out?
24:48Oh, all right, all right.
24:50You're wonderful, I'm wonderful.
24:53You know, it's funny when I think about the two of us.
24:56I mean, sure, we have our little fights,
24:59but for the most part, we get along so well together.
25:03And when I think about how I enjoy looking after you
25:07and how you always seem to miss me when I've been gone for too long,
25:12it's sort of like you're my...
25:15What?
25:17No, it might sound funny to say this.
25:20Come on, that's all right, you can say it.
25:25All right.
25:27Well, it's sort of like you're my pet.
25:33What?
25:35In a good sense, like you and Eddie.
25:38What the hell are you talking about? You call me a dog now?
25:42I can't believe this.
25:44I've been around so long, I can't buy you a nice meal.
25:46You call me a dog.
25:48I just wish I ate as well as Eddie.
25:50I'm telling you, that's going to be the start of you.
25:56Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
25:59tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
26:02Oh, my.
26:05And maybe I seem a bit confused.
26:08Well, maybe.
26:10But I got you pegged.
26:14But I don't know what to do
26:16with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
26:21They're calling again.
26:24Goodnight, Seattle, we love you!