103.On The Buses.Olive takes a trip
To Stan's horror Olive gets a job as a bus conductress but she gets sick from the diesel fumes as well as getting stuck in the doors. It is down to Stan to think up an ingenious plan to get Olive off the buses - like saying that she is pregnant.
Transcript
00:00Now, ladies and gentlemen, we'll have a little bit of applause at the beginning of the show.
00:02That's to show you're here, and we're starting the bus engine now. Let's just see if it works.
00:05And when I wave to you after the thing starts, don't wave back, start clapping.
00:10And I'll tell you when to stop.
00:31Over as I please.
00:34Over as I please!
01:00You know, Mum, I don't think Stan's going to like it when he finds out I'm working on the buses.
01:20Well, if your husband doesn't mind you being a clippy, I don't see why your own brother should.
01:24Yeah, but you know what Stan's like about things like that.
01:27Hello, love.
01:28Hello, love.
01:29How's it going, love?
01:30All right.
01:31How's the idea going?
01:32All right, very much.
01:33Well, charming. Why don't you buy a paper for a change?
01:36Well, it's a bit of a waste of time, isn't it? Five pence a time, we might just as well take turns.
01:40Turns? Last time you bought one, they were a penny.
01:43Come on, come on, Stan. Come and sit down and have your tea.
01:47All right, Mum.
01:48Olive's got some news.
01:50Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, come on, where is it then?
01:53She's getting a job.
01:54I bet that's made the headlines. Have a look, mate.
01:58Let's see. That's 40-70 you've had this year, isn't it?
02:01Oh, Stan, don't be rude to your sister. She can't help it. It's the labour exchange.
02:07Yeah, but they haven't invented one to suit her yet.
02:10Yeah, well, I must say I don't approve of my wife working, really. Still, it will help with the little luxuries, won't it?
02:15Oh, she's going to buy you a fag, then.
02:18Right, come on, then. Give us it. What's the news?
02:21Well, it was Mum's idea.
02:22Well, I had a brainwave.
02:24Oh, yeah?
02:25She's working on the buses.
02:29Has something gone down the wrong way, love?
02:32That bit of news did.
02:34Her? Olive on the buses?
02:36Yes. It's going to be nice for her, working at the same depot as you.
02:40Me? Why me?
02:42Why not? You're her brother.
02:44Well, you're her husband. Why don't you get her a job on the railways?
02:48Let her work in the booking office, will you?
02:50Selling railway tickets is highly skilled work. What on earth would she do?
02:55She could clean your little window.
02:59Or do you like it dirty, so the people can't see what you're up to?
03:03Those windows are dark because they're armour-plated to stop the bullets.
03:09Bullets? Who from? Bandits or passengers?
03:12Oh, come on, then. No, she wouldn't suit you, love, I'm telling you that.
03:15Yeah, well, as I say, I don't approve of my wife working, really.
03:18The money will come in useful, Arthur. Working as a clippie, I'll earn £11.10 a week.
03:22£14.13 and five with late shift and overtime.
03:27Why don't you get her on nights?
03:29That's a good idea. That'll bring it up to £17.
03:32Oh, shut up. I still don't think it suits you, love.
03:35And you're very choosy, love. Besides, wait till you see the application form.
03:38That'll soon put you off.
03:39Oh, she's filled in all the form, haven't you, love?
03:42She'll understand.
03:43Yeah, all except the questions on the back, the medical section.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Question number one.
03:49What's it say? I can't read the small print.
03:52Have you got good eyesight?
03:56I'll put yes.
03:57What are you talking about? Blimey, she couldn't read the question.
04:00Oh, well, she could if she had her proper glasses and a little more light.
04:04Now then, question two.
04:05Have you had any of the following childhood diseases?
04:08Tick and put date against the ones you have had.
04:11Of course, your pen'll run out, I think.
04:13Mumps.
04:14Now, let me see. What was those dates?
04:17Dates? You don't have mumps twice.
04:20Olive did.
04:22Oh, well, I'll put two ticks, yes.
04:24Now, measles, whooping cough, German measles.
04:27Ooh, there are a lot, aren't there?
04:29Yeah. Why don't you make it a fermentation?
04:31I still don't say that she's not fit for the job.
04:34Oh.
04:35Do you suffer from dizzy spells and nausea and fainting?
04:38Blimey, she's had a jackpot, hasn't she?
04:40I'll put no.
04:42What do you mean, no? What about last week?
04:44Oh, well, that was because of the weather. It was awful.
04:47Now, let's see. Four.
04:49Do you suffer from vertigo? No, she never had that.
04:51What is it?
04:52Vertigo is being frightened of heights and high places.
04:55Oh, I am. Even going up the stairs.
04:59What are you going to do on the top deck of a bus, then?
05:01Well, it's all right when she closes her eyes.
05:04Oh, that's marvellous, isn't it?
05:05Wandering about on the top deck of a bus with your eyes shut.
05:08You're supposed to be collecting fares, not playing blind man's buff with the passengers.
05:12Now, this is ridiculous. You've got to answer them properly.
05:14Now, look here. I filled in all the forms last time.
05:16All you've got to do is just sign it there. See?
05:18Did he sign?
05:20Look here. You've worked on the buses for so long, you can recommend Olive.
05:23You can say that she's suitable for...
05:25Let's see what she's suitable for.
05:27Oh, she's a suitable person to serve as a conductress. There you are.
05:30Well, I don't think she is.
05:31Besides, if the fellas knew I put her up, they'd kill me.
05:34Go on.
05:35Go on. Do as you're told, love.
05:38The manager's the only one who'll know.
05:40All right, then. I'll sign it, but I'll put an X for no publicity.
05:47I made it fit, Arthur.
05:49Don't you think Olive looks nice in her uniform?
05:52Yeah, dazzling.
05:54Hey, I've dashed home early.
05:56I might get the last bit of football in, Arthur.
05:58Stan. Stan.
06:00Look at Olive's suit. I've altered it.
06:02You know, show it off. Show it off.
06:05Oh!
06:07All right?
06:08Yeah. Looks like one of them Paris models.
06:11Not exactly star-bought Christian Dior, was it?
06:14Looks more like it's been bashed out by Layla Motors.
06:19Here. How's the training going, love?
06:21Olive starts on her own tomorrow.
06:23We want you to give her a bit of last minute advice.
06:25I will, after I've seen the match, Mum.
06:27Here. What do I do first? Do I tell her if her tickets will take me money?
06:30Go on. Show her.
06:32Well, I can't without rolling tickets.
06:34I'll see you afterwards.
06:38Here. What are you doing?
06:39Now Olive will have to imagine she got the tickets.
06:42Oh, wait a minute. I've got an idea.
06:47Here you are. That'll do, dear. Just take that.
06:50Here. Here. You can't give her that. I bought that.
06:54What do you mean, bought it?
06:56It's got British Railway stamped on every seat.
06:59I supplied it, didn't I?
07:01No wonder the British Railways are going broke.
07:04Now, there we are. There we are.
07:06Now, we've got to imagine that these are the bus seats.
07:09Come on, Stan.
07:11Can't I do it after the match is over?
07:13Oh, come on.
07:14All right, then. All right.
07:15Here we are.
07:20What are we doing?
07:22I'm on the bus.
07:26They're going to be very big tickets.
07:28Oh, well, you'll have to imagine it's a very long journey.
07:31First, please. First, please.
07:34Come on, Stan. Ask if we need a ticket.
07:36Oh, all right.
07:37A 6.1 from the High Street to Warwick Road.
07:39Yes, sir.
07:40Wrong.
07:41Oh, I thought you'd done that very nicely.
07:43But there isn't a bus that goes from the High Street to Warwick Road.
07:46Oh, Stan, you are awful.
07:48You're only teasing.
07:50Just like when we were children.
07:52I'll do it properly this time.
07:54Hurry up. Hurry up, will you?
07:55Give me a 10.1 to the Cemetery Gates,
07:57and I've only got a quid.
07:59Tenpence from a pound, that'll be...
08:04...19.
08:06And tuppence change.
08:08And there's your ticket.
08:09You can't say she didn't do that well.
08:11Very good.
08:12The only difference was I only gave her a 10-bob note.
08:15Oh, Stan.
08:17Don't call that very nice.
08:18I'm sure no-one would be so dishonest.
08:20You're joking, Mum. At least I gave her money.
08:22One dark night, someone's going to work her a soap voucher.
08:25Oh, dear.
08:26I'll be fair with you, love.
08:27I'll tell you what I'll do. Take your money back.
08:29Listen, I'm going to ask you a question now.
08:31If a drunk got on the bus...
08:33See, what would you do? Come on.
08:35Well, the inspector said...
08:36Don't worry about what he said.
08:38I'm the driver, and I know.
08:40Right, if he wants to start a fight,
08:42you rap smartly on the window of the cab.
08:44Of course, so he can come and help you.
08:46No, so he can lock himself in.
08:49Oh, Stan.
08:51You would go and help your climp here.
08:53No, it's far better for him to stop there
08:55than if she's in real trouble, he can drive her straight to the hospital.
08:58Well, I'm fed up with this game anyway.
09:00Hey, Arthur.
09:01Oi.
09:02Come here and play an awkward passenger.
09:04How do I do that?
09:05Just be yourself.
09:07No, I don't think that's very nice.
09:09Will you? Oh, don't, Stan.
09:10Here, come on, Arthur. Come and help your wife.
09:12Go on, go on.
09:13All right, all right, all right.
09:14Come on, I'll get the set warmed up.
09:15First, please. First, please.
09:18I'll have a sixpenny, and here's a pound note.
09:20Now, I'd better be sure this is a pound.
09:22Especially if it's Arthur's.
09:25Oh, dear, I'll have to pay you all in sixpences.
09:28You can't do that.
09:29Why?
09:31Well, blimey, she's a clipper, you're not a fruit machine.
09:34No, save your float. Always save your float.
09:36Look, I'm going to report you for inefficiency if you don't hurry up.
09:39Oh, no, don't stand for that from one of the passengers.
09:41Order him off the bus.
09:43What for?
09:44For smoking on the lower deck.
09:46There goes the final whistle.
09:47What a fantastic finish.
09:495-1 to the South Americans and four goals scored in the last five minutes.
09:53A really wonderful game.
09:54Brilliant.
09:55I don't know when I've enjoyed a game so much.
09:57Can I get buses with you and Mr Football Match now?
09:59No, there's nothing on until the midnight movie.
10:01Oh, good.
10:02Well, we've got three hours to teach Olive.
10:04Come and sit down.
10:07First, please. First, please.
10:09Come on.
10:20Morning, Dol. Morning, Dol.
10:22Hello.
10:23Your sister's starting today, then, Stan?
10:26Yeah, she's on her number nine.
10:27Oh, yeah?
10:28Not for me, thank God.
10:29Oh, she's all right, but you know what it is, working with the family.
10:32Oh, butler, I've switched your conductor.
10:34You're on the 29 again.
10:36Oh, no.
10:37What for?
10:38Yes, well, your mother had a word with me.
10:40She told me you like to have your sister on the bus with you.
10:43What?
10:45Well, we like to keep everyone happy here, you know.
10:47Suit you?
10:48Well, yeah.
10:49Stan, you was going to ask him, weren't you?
10:51Oh, yes, yes.
10:53Yes, well, there's the bus.
10:54Number 11 to the Cemetery Gates.
10:56Do it in three minutes.
10:58All right.
10:59Hop on, Olive.
11:01Check your way, Bill.
11:03Now, look, Olive, I'm going to buy your first ticket.
11:06I'll have a tempany one.
11:07She just can't give you a ticket.
11:09Of course she can. I'm going with you.
11:11I wouldn't miss Olive's first trip.
11:13Ten.
11:18LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
11:21APPLAUSE
11:37MUSIC
11:45Look, Mum, I know it's Olive's first day as a clipper,
11:48but you can't sit on the bus all day with an older hand in case she cries.
11:51Oh, well, I'm only going as far as the shops.
11:53Oh, Stan, I'll be Olive's first passenger.
11:57Do you think I ought to wish?
12:00LAUGHTER
12:02You know, Stan, it's a thing a mother never forgets.
12:06Could be something the bus company never forgets at all.
12:09How do I look, Mum?
12:10Oh, smashing love.
12:12You know, you two ought to have your photos took,
12:14brother and sister in uniform again.
12:16What do you mean, again? When did we have it taken before?
12:19When you was a wolf cub and you was a brownie.
12:22Oh, Mum, I'm not a brownie any more. This is quite different.
12:26Oh, no, it's not, love. Here comes Brown Al.
12:29LAUGHTER
12:31Would you act directly, Butler? Mind you leave on time.
12:34Yes, sir.
12:36Oh, Stan, you're giving him the Boy Scout salute.
12:39No, love, no, that's the busman salute.
12:42It's the same, two fingers, you know,
12:44but we don't bring it right up to the forehead,
12:46we stop halfway in between, like this.
12:48Butler?
12:50I said, two minutes due out.
12:53Come on, love, we'd better go.
12:55Oh, we can't, I've got to do my hair.
12:57Oh, don't forget your curlers.
12:59You haven't got time to put curlers in.
13:01Oh, she's not putting them in, she's taking them out.
13:04She was very late this morning.
13:07It was Arthur's fault.
13:09Yeah, he never bought her early morning tea.
13:11Looking like that, I'm not surprised.
13:13I'll only take a second, I'll go up to the ladies and take them out.
13:16Oh, well, if you're going there, dear, you might as well...
13:18Yes, you're next, Mum.
13:20Well, all right, I'm going to get in the cab, Mum.
13:22Oh, Stan, I'm so glad she's going to be with you.
13:26You can keep an eye on her when you're driving.
13:28What was that you said?
13:30I said you can keep an eye on her when you're driving.
13:32Mum, I drive that way.
13:34And when I drive that way, the company might as well look that way.
13:38It keeps down the insurance, you see.
13:40So if you want me to keep an eye on Olive, you want to get her to run in front of the bus?
13:45You know what I mean.
13:47Wow.
13:48I was as quick as I could, Stan.
13:49Have you got it ready?
13:50Yeah.
13:51Oh, no, me ticket machine.
13:52Where did you leave it?
13:53Hanging on the door of the loo.
13:54Oh, really?
13:56I've got an idea, it's going to be a nightmare journey.
13:59Mum, get in the bus, will you?
14:00All right, love.
14:01For God's sake, let's have somebody in their position.
14:04I've got it, Stan.
14:05You all right now?
14:06Yeah.
14:07OK, get in then.
14:08Ow!
14:12What's the matter?
14:15You did that on purpose.
14:17I didn't do it.
14:18Mum, please get in, will you?
14:19I've got to get going.
14:20OK.
14:21All right.
14:22OK, get in.
14:23OK?
14:24Right.
14:26Come on.
14:37Stop!
14:38Stop!
14:39Stop the engine!
14:40Stop the engine!
14:41What's the matter now?
14:42It's the fumes.
14:43I've sent it.
14:44She can't breathe.
14:45Oh, I can't breathe!
14:46It's upsetting that she can't breathe
14:48and the doors are shut.
14:49Can't you do something about that terrible smell?
14:53This bus goes on diesel, not only cologne.
14:57You've got to get used to it.
14:59Look, she's got a sensitive stomach.
15:01Do you know what she's like when we have sardines?
15:03But is she going to work on the buses?
15:05You want to put a filter on her intake?
15:07Come on, come on.
15:08All right, all right.
15:09Do you mind, please?
15:10All right, Inspector.
15:11I'm sorry.
15:12Get on.
15:13Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
15:22Wait!
15:23Wait!
15:24Wait!
15:25Wait!
15:26Wait!
15:27Hey, wait!
15:28Wait!
15:32Wait!
15:54Stan, I feel sick.
15:57Look, you'll have to get used to it.
15:59Now get back on the bus.
16:28You're better.
16:29And now we've stopped.
16:30What's up now?
16:31Come on, what's up?
16:32Olive's not feeling very well.
16:33She's got travel sickness.
16:34Oh, God, that's all I need.
16:35Carsick clipping.
16:36Oh, Jesus.
16:37Can't do for me.
16:38I'll get off here.
16:39Oh, dear.
16:40Something wrong, miss?
16:41Oh.
16:42She's down there.
16:43She's a bit tired.
16:44She's got a bit of a headache.
16:45Oh, not surprising.
16:46The hours these girls are expected to work.
16:48Oh.
16:49Perhaps a glass of water would help, eh?
16:51It would, but we haven't got one out yet.
16:53Oh, dear.
16:54Oh, dear.
16:55Perhaps a glass of water would help, eh?
16:56It would, but we haven't got one out yet.
16:58Well, there's a cafe just down the road.
17:00I'm sure they'd let me have one.
17:01Yes.
17:02I'll go and see.
17:03Look, Mum.
17:04I thought you told me she got over being carsick.
17:06Oh, she has almost.
17:07It's only when she travels at the back.
17:09She's quite all right when she's sitting in the front.
17:11Well, why didn't you tell me she could come and sit up on my knee?
17:13Oh, now, now, now.
17:14Now, do be sensible, Stan.
17:16You're right.
17:17I could be sensible.
17:18I could drive the bus in reverse.
17:20Look, this is absolutely ridiculous, Mum.
17:22She should never have started to be a clippy if she suffered from motion sickness.
17:25She can't help it.
17:26It's very common.
17:27What about them there astronauts that went to the moon?
17:31They suffered from motion sickness?
17:35Blimey, they went 250,000 miles to the moon.
17:39Nine times round it and 250,000 miles back again.
17:43Blimey, she's only come half a mile from the depot.
17:47I know, but she didn't have their training.
17:51Oi!
17:52What?
17:53What's the hold up?
17:54Well, we're running a bit early, mate.
17:55We're regulating the time a bit, you know.
17:57I'm surprised you haven't stopped for a cup of tea.
18:02Mum, this is absolutely ridiculous.
18:04I can't stop here and yet I can't move off without a conductor.
18:07I'm not supposed to stop until I get to the end of the route.
18:09And where's that?
18:10We turn round at the symmetry gates.
18:16Called by the look of her, I might just as well drive straight in.
18:20Stan, you didn't know what I was saying, though.
18:22There you are, my dear.
18:23Nice cup of tea.
18:24That'll make you feel better, eh?
18:26Oh, thank you.
18:27Wonderful, you know.
18:28How a small cup of tea puts new life into you, doesn't it?
18:31Pretty you didn't bring a pot.
18:34I'll be on my way.
18:35Yeah, thank you.
18:36For God's sake, when are we going?
18:38Oh, no, I've seen a lot now.
18:40Five minutes from the depot and you stop for a tea break.
18:43Now, when are the countries ruined?
18:45It's not a proper tea break.
18:47Oh, yeah, it comes later, I suppose, round the next corner.
18:50Now, one of the fares are going up.
18:52It cost me two bob from the garage to Apex Corner.
18:55By the time you get there, I've no doubt the fares will have gone up again.
18:59Very funny.
19:00Well, we're having a bit of trouble, and I'll tell you what, mate.
19:02Here, here's your two bob back.
19:03Two bob.
19:04Get on the bus behind.
19:05Go on, hop in.
19:06All right, I will.
19:07That's it.
19:09Got rid of him, the stupid nit.
19:12He's not such a nit.
19:13Why?
19:14He didn't buy a ticket.
19:18Look, Mum, it's absolutely impossible.
19:20I can't stand here.
19:21They think I've deserted them.
19:22I mean, they're sending out a search party.
19:24Look, I'm going to start up the motor.
19:26Well, go on, start it up.
19:27Go on, get going.
19:28Now, don't talk to me.
19:29Come on, love.
19:30You come up.
19:31I'll look after you till the end of the journey.
19:32Oh, I feel awful.
19:33Come on, love.
19:34What are you going to do if more passengers get on?
19:36I'll manage.
19:37That's all right.
19:38Go on.
19:39All right, then.
19:40All right.
19:41Careful.
19:42Careful.
19:43There we are.
19:44Now, sit down there, love.
19:45That's right.
19:47Two one-and-twos and two halves, please.
19:49Sorry about that.
19:50I'll bring your change along.
19:52I'm all right.
19:53Don't worry, love.
19:54I'll do that for you.
19:55Come along.
19:56Now, it's...
19:57What do you say?
19:58Two one-and-twos and two halves.
20:00Oh, I've got a tap knee.
20:02Oh, I've got another tap knee.
20:04Oh, dear.
20:05I must be doing something wrong.
20:06Show me what to do, will you, love?
20:08Oh.
20:09No.
20:10No, I know.
20:11All right, I'll do it, dear.
20:12Don't worry.
20:13Oh, they're all tap knees.
20:14Oh, well.
20:15Tap knees, that's all.
20:18There we are.
20:19Well.
20:20Well, I think I'd better have some change now.
20:22I've got some money in the satchel.
20:24There's a good girl.
20:25Now, I...
20:28You know, love.
20:29I'll see you.
20:30Hello.
20:45Mum!
20:46What are you doing?
20:47Oh, for the money.
20:48I never knew a bus had so many crepes.
20:49What's all these tickets?
20:50Well, I had a bit of difficulty with the rolls.
20:51Well, you'd better clear it up before he expects to seize it.
20:52Oh, well, all right.
20:53Whatever.
20:54Give me a hand.
20:55Oh, dear.
20:56Oh, dear.
20:57Oh, dear.
20:58Oh, dear.
20:59Oh, dear.
21:00Oh, dear.
21:01Oh, dear.
21:02Oh, dear.
21:03Oh, dear.
21:04Oh, dear.
21:05Oh, dear.
21:06Oh, dear.
21:07Oh, dear.
21:08Oh, dear.
21:09Oh, dear.
21:10Oh, dear.
21:11Oh, dear.
21:12Oh, dear.
21:13Oh, dear.
21:14It is.
21:15Oh, well, all right.
21:16Well, give me a hand.
21:17Oh, well, just about had it up here, mate.
21:18Give me a hand over.
21:19Hello.
21:20Mrs Butler, what you doing here?
21:21Now, now, look, Inspector, there's your tickets and there's your money.
21:27You'll find it's all correct but some of it's under the seats.
21:29Well, what's the meaning of this?
21:30Mm-hm.
21:31You know the regulations.
21:32Butler, your conductor is not allowed to get off the bus without the tickets and the money.
21:35Oh, she hasn't got off the bus, Inspector.
21:37Well, where is she then?
21:38Lying on the floor.
21:40Eh?
21:41Yeah, she travels better that way.
21:43Now, this is all wrong, Mrs Buckley, you know, look at those tickets, Annie, look, look,
21:48all those hundreds of slave tickets.
21:50Oh, I feel so sick!
21:53Oh, my good God almighty.
21:55What's wrong with her?
21:57Don't worry, Inspector, it's all right, she's never done this before, has she?
22:00Well, no, she hasn't.
22:01No, never, she'll be quite all right, she'll be fine when she's better, won't you, love?
22:04It's just the travelling, you know.
22:06Buckley, come over here a minute.
22:08I want to have a word with you.
22:11When you recommended your sister for this job, you signed a form to say she was suitable.
22:16Well...
22:17Suitable.
22:18Yeah, I know, I know.
22:19Well, when she signed the form, she was.
22:21What do you mean?
22:22Well, um, can I have a word with you a minute?
22:24Yeah.
22:25Let's just...
22:26Yeah, yeah.
22:27Yeah.
22:28Yeah.
22:29Yeah.
22:30Yeah.
22:31Yeah.
22:32Yeah.
22:33See?
22:34Why didn't you say that before?
22:35Well, I didn't know.
22:36I'll go and have a word with the general manager.
22:39Stan, what did he say?
22:41Has he given Olive the sack?
22:43Well, she's too ill to work.
22:45Will she have a sickness benefit?
22:49She must be potty!
22:51Well, why not?
22:52It's their bus what's made her sick.
22:54You can't claim sickness benefit after 12 months.
22:57She's only done one trip, 72 minutes.
23:00She doesn't even qualify for an aspirin.
23:03Well, I've had a little word with the general manager.
23:06And he's very, very kindly offered to give her a lift home in his own motor car.
23:11Oh, that is nice.
23:12Did you hear that, Stan?
23:13I'll give you a hand, love.
23:14No, no.
23:15Don't you strain yourself, my dear.
23:17Nurse.
23:18I keep my fingers.
23:20I keep this here in case any other passengers are ever taken ill.
23:23Get in, love.
23:24All right, there you go now.
23:27If you want a lift as well, Mrs. Butler, I'm sure the general manager will only be too happy.
23:31Come along with us.
23:32Very nice of you.
23:33Very, very nice.
23:35What did you say to him?
23:36Well, you see, when I found myself in all that trouble, I told him the first thing that came to my mind.
23:41And what was that?
23:42Well, I told him Olive was in the family way.
23:46Oh, Stan.
23:48Stan, does that mean she can't come back to the job?
23:51Well, not for another nine months.
23:53Oh, really, Stan.
23:55You didn't ought to have done that.
23:56You know I don't like lies.
23:57Well, don't get on to me.
23:59You want to speak to her husband, Arthur.
24:04Thank you.
24:34Thank you.