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On the Buses S01E04 Bus drivers stomach
Original air date - (21 March 1969)
Arthur tells Stan that his stomach pains are caused by his poor diet of greasy chips. Stan tells him his condition is known as the "bus driver's stomach", caused by sitting in the bus cab all day long. After Mum hears Arthur reading out aloud from a book about the seriousness of the condition, she puts Stan on a diet. The bus company has announced that all unfit bus drivers are to be given alternative jobs within the company such as cleaning and maintenance jobs. Doctor Clark comes to Stan's house and assesses him, and later Stan passes the company medical. A colleague of Stan's failed the medical and was promoted to the position of bus inspector
Transcript
00:00🎵
00:17APPLAUSE
00:40Oh, God.
00:41Hello, Mum. Hi, Olive. Hi, Arthur.
00:43Hello, Stan. You're very late.
00:45I couldn't help it, Mum. The traffic's absolutely murder.
00:47Who'd be a bus driver? Do you know what?
00:49It took me half an hour to get down the high street.
00:51Blimey, I'll see you get down the high street quicker than that.
00:53Of course I could, but I'm not allowed to leave the cab, am I?
00:58Well, dinner will be ready in five minutes.
01:00Oh, good. Just time for a quick fag.
01:02Oh, it's a good idea. Thanks very much.
01:07Don't the railways pay you enough, then?
01:09Why do y'all don't you buy your own fags?
01:11I do, my packet's empty.
01:12I've come to the conclusion you buy empty packets, you don't buy fags.
01:15That's right.
01:16I think you only married my sister just to get at my fags.
01:20Oh, did you?
01:23Oh, now, now, Stan. You didn't order smoke. It's not good for you.
01:27Well, I'm all on edge. You don't realise, Mum.
01:29I've been driving that bus for nearly four hours non-stop.
01:32I can't relax for a minute, you know.
01:34Oh, I know. It's a great responsibility.
01:36All them people's lives in your hands.
01:38Oh, blimey, what a lot of fuss.
01:40He drives a bus, not a jumbo jet.
01:43Don't give me that, mate. Those pilots have it cushy.
01:46What? Six hours across the Atlantic, battling against the elements?
01:50Yes, but they don't have to keep stopping to pick up passengers.
01:53And they don't have a hostess dinging the bell all the time to let people off.
01:57Oh, dear, you've got that there pain again.
02:00Oh, it's only a twinge. Don't worry about it, Mum. We all get it.
02:02It's what they call a bus driver's stomach.
02:05Bus driver's stomach?
02:07It's no such thing. What a lot of rot you do to it.
02:10Of course there is.
02:12It's sitting over that thumping engine all day long with the stress and the strain of it all.
02:16It's what they call occupational hazard.
02:18It's like knocking the conductors get standing all day.
02:20Do they have bus driver's stomach too?
02:23No, they get conductor's flat feet.
02:27Oh, well, that's not so bad.
02:29You can put your feet in a nice hot bowl of water.
02:31More than you can do with your stomach.
02:34Oh, dear.
02:35Oh, dear, you've got the pain again. You'd better have some of Olive's medicine.
02:38You don't mind, do you, Olive?
02:40Couldn't care less. Gives me wind.
02:44Mum, I don't want it, please. Now, put it away. I don't want it. I don't want the medicine.
02:47Oh, dear. Come on, give me a hand.
02:49All I want is me lunch.
02:50I'll get you lunch now, Stevie Ray.
02:51It's got nothing to do with it. I get the pain from driving the bus.
02:54It has got nothing to do with driving your bus. It's your eating habits.
02:58What are you talking about?
02:59Gobbling down all the wrong sort of food.
03:02Blimey, you've done half talk, a load of rubbish at times.
03:04Don't take your notes from me, mate.
03:06Here's your evidence.
03:08You listen to this.
03:09The effects of food on the body.
03:12You are what you eat.
03:13If that's the case, you must have been brought up on stewed cod's heads.
03:18Do you mind? It's a very serious book.
03:20Chapter one.
03:21How to stop digging your grave with your teeth.
03:23That's easy. Have your teeth out.
03:27If you don't shut up, I'll knock yours out.
03:28Blimey, Arthur, I was only joking.
03:31Now what's going on here, eh?
03:33Oh, good.
03:34Fried sausages and chips.
03:37Where are the chips, then?
03:38Here they are. I've just warmed them up.
03:40Oh, good.
03:41The smell gets right in me lungs.
03:42Well, don't worry, love.
03:43I'll soon put this lot out of your way.
03:47Blimey, if you've got a pain in your stomach, you shouldn't be eating fried food for a start.
03:51Well, can't do him no harm. I cooked him myself.
03:54If you cooked him arsenic, he wouldn't exactly thrive on it, would he?
03:58Now, listen here.
03:59Fried food can be positively dangerous to anyone with an ulcer.
04:03But, blimey, I haven't got an ulcer.
04:05You will have after that lot, mate.
04:08If an habitual pain is not caused by ulceration, however, it could be the sign of several serious ailments.
04:16What ailments?
04:18Well, it doesn't specify exactly, but it says most of these can prove fatal.
04:24Fatal?
04:25Yeah.
04:26I don't know. It's a load of rubbish, Mum.
04:28Well, makes you think, Stan.
04:30You never know.
04:33What are you doing?
04:34It's got nothing to do with it.
04:36I just get the cramp, that's all.
04:37It's the acid in your stomach.
04:39You've got enough acid in your stomach to burn a two-inch hole in a carpet.
04:42Now, look here. Now, that's silly.
04:43Stan don't eat bits of carpet.
04:46Look, it is a well-established fact that the excess heat in a fried food can lead to the necessity for surgical intervention.
04:54Try it.
04:55Well, we won't take no chances.
04:57What are you...
04:58Oh, for mother's sake, chips have never hurt me.
05:01Oh, yes, they have.
05:02Remember when you went in the Charabang to market?
05:05You had chips and you were sick all day.
05:07I remember that day better than you do.
05:09And on that day, I had cockles, six ice creams, two plates of jelly deals, a candy floss, a ride on the Big Dipper, kicking the stomach from her all in half an hour.
05:18It's got nothing to do with chips.
05:20Well, I think Arthur's right.
05:22Best have no chips at all.
05:25Chips never did anyone any good at all.
05:27Blimey, look, I can't survive on two sausages.
05:29No, no, no, all right, love, all right.
05:31You shall have one of Olive's yogurts.
05:34Yogurt?
05:35Yes, that's right.
05:36Apple and bilberry.
05:38I don't like it.
05:39Besides, you want it, don't you, Olive?
05:40No, I've had too many chips.
05:43Right, well, I've got to get back to the depot anyway.
05:46What, now?
05:47You're not taking a bus out till four o'clock.
05:49No, I know, but I just remembered I've got some paperwork to do, haven't I?
05:52Tell Arden.
05:53That's all, love.
05:54That's all.
06:10The service in this canteen's getting shocking.
06:13You came up here half an hour ago
06:15and you've only just got your chips.
06:17That's his third portion.
06:20Smash him, mate.
06:21That's what I've been telling him.
06:23If you've got a pain in your stomach, feed it.
06:26Give me a gastric juice, it's something to work on.
06:29Couldn't agree more.
06:30Pass that to the sauce, will you, Harry?
06:33Might as well give it a bit of overtime.
06:36I've been driving for 20 years
06:38and you've got to learn to live with busman's stomach.
06:41Double portion of chips and tea, love.
06:44Mind you, if your stomach's bad, don't let on to the inspector.
06:47They're tightening up.
06:48They're tightening up.
06:49Any driver who isn't up to it is being transferred to cleaning.
06:53That's typical, isn't it?
06:54The management don't want to risk having to pay sick benefit.
06:57No, they'd rather pay death benefit.
07:00Cos that way they only pay it once, you see.
07:04Jack, I've got that pain again.
07:06Do you think it's anything to do with eating this greasy food?
07:08No, of course it is.
07:09It's sitting in your cab all day, isn't it?
07:11Slumped over the wheels.
07:13It's your posture.
07:16What's wrong with it?
07:17You ain't got none.
07:20Now, I'll tell you what it is, mate.
07:21See, your vertebra is pressing against your gastric nerve there.
07:25Busman's stomach.
07:26Busman's stomach.
07:27I was telling my brother-in-law Arthur about that.
07:29What you want, mate, is manipulation.
07:32Tell you what, why don't you get Bert to have a go at you?
07:34He does the football team.
07:35Wizard with his hands, you know.
07:37Jack's right.
07:38A quick twist of your backbones from Bert and you'll be as right as rain.
07:41Bert, come over here.
07:43He's an expert on bones.
07:46What's your trouble, Bert Bussels?
07:48No, no, it's not me, it's him.
07:50It's vertebra.
07:51Yeah, it's to do with the spine.
07:53What's it say?
07:54Manipulation.
07:55You might need a little bit of looting out of Rob.
07:59Your father doesn't like sitting down.
08:01Stand up.
08:04All it wants is your own neck stretched out.
08:09Hey, Bert!
08:10Are you a bone man or an egg man?
08:13Now, look, you've got to relax.
08:15If you don't relax, I can't do nothing, can I?
08:17Blimey, haven't you done it?
08:18Now, look, you ready?
08:19Yeah.
08:20I'm going to do it now. Hold up.
08:23You do that and I'll stretch the whole spine out.
08:27Let me make sure it's good and tight.
08:33Put me back here.
08:36Come and sit down.
08:37Sit down.
08:40Now, all you've got to do is when you get home,
08:42have a nice hot bath and you'll be as white as rain.
08:45Right?
08:48Oh, thanks, Bert.
08:49There you are.
08:50Never felt a thing, did you?
08:51That's because I'm numb.
08:52You look better already.
08:53Harry knows what he's doing, Bert.
08:55He was taught to do that in the army.
08:57To their side or ours?
08:59Blimey, he's half crippled me, Jack.
09:01Only half.
09:02Yeah, Bert, you haven't...
09:05Pay attention now.
09:06I've got an official notice here from the office.
09:08Concerns all drivers.
09:10You all right, are you?
09:11Yeah. Oh, blimey!
09:13Yeah, why, what's wrong?
09:14I'm glad to hear it.
09:15Because the management, in their infinite wisdom,
09:17have decided that all drivers must undergo a medical next Tuesday.
09:21Medical?
09:22What for?
09:24Too many of yous are not properly fit.
09:26Some of yous are not fit for anything.
09:29Any driver found to be suffering from stomach, back or allied complaints
09:33might be transferred to other duties, i.e. cleaning or maintenance.
09:37That means no overtime.
09:38Exactly.
09:39So you'd better hurry up and get yourself fit, don't you?
09:42You've got exactly five days in which to fool the board.
09:45Don't worry me, mate. There's nothing wrong with me.
09:47No?
09:51Well, I'll pin this up on the board,
09:52and you can all read it at your own leisure time, right?
09:54Yeah.
09:57He's a right comic, that man, isn't he?
09:59Medical.
10:00It's a piece of cake, mate.
10:02Talk it. Let's have a look at it.
10:04Oh, God!
10:06I keep telling you, I don't need a doctor.
10:08I can pass that company medical just like that.
10:10There's nothing wrong with me, so stop worrying.
10:12It's just a little twinge I've got.
10:14I'm fit.
10:15Fit? Blimey, you even make Olive here look healthy.
10:19What a family I'm married into.
10:21Now, kid, don't you talk about my children like that.
10:23When you married my Olive, we all knew about your condition.
10:26Yeah.
10:28Anyway, it was better after you had the operation.
10:31Yeah, but it ruined the first year of my marriage.
10:33Yeah, well, shut up.
10:36Anyway, I've got to go, mate.
10:37Now, then, are you coming back later, love?
10:39Yeah, and I'm telling you something else.
10:40I don't need a doctor,
10:41so you can get your mind off of that for a start.
10:43Well, I still think you want to see Dr Clark.
10:45I don't want one, Mum.
10:46I hate doctors. You know that.
10:47I've got to get cracking now.
10:49All right, are you coming back later?
10:50Well, I'll knock off at two o'clock. Let's see.
10:52I'll promise Jack to see his motorbike,
10:54take his injured to bits.
10:55I'll be back at five o'clock.
10:56All right, love.
10:57Tell her, Mum.
10:59Arthur.
11:00Yeah?
11:01I've been thinking,
11:02when Dr Clark comes to see Olive,
11:04he could see Stan at the same time.
11:06Well, he's not coming to see Olive.
11:08Oh, yes, he is.
11:10Olive, dear, I think you'd better go up to bed.
11:12I don't feel that ill.
11:14Don't argue, dear.
11:15Do as your mum says. Up you go.
11:17Oh, Mum, I saw Dr Clark yesterday.
11:19Arthur, ring up Dr Clark
11:20and tell him that Olive's not feeling very well.
11:22Ring up Dr...
11:25Oh, I see.
11:28You're a cunning old thing, aren't you?
11:30I tell you one thing,
11:31if Stan finds out Dr Clark's here,
11:33he's not going to stop me to see him.
11:35Oh, I can manage Stan all right.
11:37He won't know nothing about it till it's too late.
11:39Won't he?
11:40No.
11:41Dr Clark will be here shaking him by the hand
11:43with one hand
11:44and filling his stomach with the other.
11:51I hope Stan won't be late.
11:53Ah, look, the doctor's not due for ten minutes.
11:56Yeah, come on, love.
11:57Come on, help me tidy up the place.
11:58Go on.
11:59Oh, no.
12:00Here, Rusty.
12:01Here, there, there.
12:02Hey, do you want this, uh,
12:03on this laundry, put in the cupboard there?
12:05No, no, no, give it to me.
12:06I got it out for Stan.
12:07Well, clean, festive pants.
12:08Yes, I want him to have everything on clean.
12:11He's got to have everything on clean.
12:13You never know what the doctor may want to examine.
12:17And I'll tell you something,
12:18Dr Clark is very thorough.
12:21Here, he's standing out.
12:22Oh, so it is.
12:23Hello, Stan.
12:24Tea's nearly ready.
12:26Stan!
12:29Oh, Stan, you're filthy.
12:31Well, of course I am.
12:32I had to take Jack's motorbike and a bit to the engine.
12:34Look, it's a bit of a messy job, see?
12:36Yeah, yeah, well,
12:37well, you can't sit down a tea like that.
12:39No, of course you can't.
12:40I'll turn the water on in the sink.
12:41There's no point, Mum.
12:42I'm going straight back after tea
12:44to put the engine together again.
12:45Yeah, well, I'm telling you,
12:46you can't sit down a tea like that.
12:48Oh, well, if you feel that way about it,
12:49I shan't bother about tea.
12:50I'll go straight back to Jack.
12:51Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, love.
12:53You can't do that, because, er...
12:54Because what?
12:55Well, because, er...
12:56Yeah, well, because your mother's got the tea all set out,
12:58hasn't she?
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00Now, come on, wash your face and your hands.
13:01I'll turn the water on.
13:03Now, there's the soap, love.
13:04Go on, get cracking.
13:05Soap?
13:06What, he needs a quick whip round with a wild wolf?
13:07Nah, he's running his paraffin.
13:08That's the stuff that gets him.
13:09Oh, dear, it smells awful.
13:11That's all right.
13:12Really, it does.
13:13Oh, here, look at her chest.
13:14It's all covered in oil.
13:15Don't, don't, don't.
13:17Don't wipe that off, Mum.
13:18Makes your ears grow bigger.
13:21Oh, you stink to high heaven.
13:23It's all right.
13:24All right?
13:25Here, look, even the cat's got out the room.
13:28Yeah, look, Mum, you've got to do something.
13:30Where's the air freshener?
13:32What?
13:33Oh, yes, that's the idea, yes.
13:34Here we are.
13:35That's fine.
13:36What are you doing?
13:37Turn it in.
13:38I don't want it.
13:39Get away.
13:40I don't want it, Mum.
13:41Pack it up, pack it up.
13:42You've got to smell nice, anyway.
13:43Blimey, I'm only going to have a cup of tea.
13:44I'm going on my honeymoon.
13:46Give me a cigarette.
13:48Blimey, that's hand killer.
13:51Well, never mind.
13:52There's snake oil in it.
13:53You can do without as well.
13:55And you can do with a few scratches yourself.
13:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
14:00What?
14:01Don't sit down on there with them filthy trousers.
14:03You get them changed, eh, Mum?
14:05Get them changed.
14:06And while you're at it, you can put your clean pants on, too.
14:10Clean pants?
14:12Clean pants, but blimey.
14:13I don't have a cup of tea.
14:16Have your vest.
14:18A vest and pants?
14:19Have you gone potty?
14:21What about his vest and pants?
14:22Why don't he change his?
14:25Oh.
14:26There's someone at the front door.
14:27I wonder who that can be.
14:29Shall I go and answer it?
14:31No, I'll let him in.
14:36How do you know it was in him?
14:38Yeah, well, she must have recognised his knock.
14:41But he rang.
14:44Blimey.
14:48Blimey, it's Dr Clark.
14:49What's he come for?
14:51Oh, he must have come to see Olive.
14:52She's in bed with her chest.
14:53Well, let's hope she doesn't bring him in here.
14:54That's all I say.
14:57Oh, I've got it.
14:59I've got it now.
15:01Clean vest, clean pants, all the best crockery out.
15:03Yeah, well.
15:04Blimey, she's cunning and she's dead crafty.
15:06You've got to admit that.
15:07And you knew all about it as well.
15:08I'll tell you something, mate.
15:09He's not putting his hands on me.
15:10Shouldn't he keep wanting without rubber gloves on?
15:12Clever kid.
15:14He's nothing but a doddering old fool.
15:16I'm telling you that.
15:18Do you know what he is?
15:19He's an old twat.
15:20Oh, hello.
15:23Yes, Stan.
15:24Dr Clark insisted on seeing Olive, but see you first.
15:28I bet he did.
15:29Good afternoon, Arthur.
15:30Good afternoon.
15:31Well, now, Stanley, your mother tells me you've been having trouble with your stomach.
15:34Well, just a twinge, you know.
15:36Well, now, tell me.
15:37Do you feel any pain just there?
15:39No.
15:41Oh, yeah?
15:42Oh, yeah.
15:44And sometimes we get some pain just there.
15:48He's got a full house, hasn't he?
15:51Well, you're both strange.
15:52You're all alike.
15:53The acute inflammation of the stomach and the duodenum.
15:55You'll have to watch what he eats.
15:56She can't do that.
15:57It's never on the plate long enough.
15:59Well, of course.
16:00It's food, doesn't it?
16:01Always did, even when he was a little baby.
16:03Yes.
16:04He was always so eager.
16:05Used to bite the top off the bottle.
16:07Still down there, I think.
16:10Doctor, do you think that Stan will pass his bus medical?
16:13What?
16:14The company doctor will spot what's wrong with him without getting out of his car.
16:18Listen, Doctor, can you give me something?
16:19Well, I can't do anything about the shaking up you get from the engine.
16:22But I can give you a little painkiller.
16:24And you'll have to go on a very strict diet of milk and slops.
16:28What?
16:29No chips?
16:30He won't stay on that for a minute.
16:31Oh, yes, he will if I say so.
16:33Yeah.
16:34I've got willpower.
16:36You are a chip addict.
16:38You're chip sudden, mate.
16:39You have them with every meal.
16:41What are you talking about?
16:42I don't have them for breakfast, do I?
16:44I can give up chips just like that, mate.
16:45They don't mean anything to me, I'm telling you.
17:06Sure you don't want a few chips, mate?
17:08Me? No, no, I'm all right for this, no.
17:12What is that stuff?
17:14Old milk and straight tapioca.
17:17Oh, blimey.
17:18Yeah, very good. Go down the tree.
17:20Stuffing your kite as usual, are you?
17:22Come on, you're due out in three minutes.
17:24Oh, blimey, I've got me way, Bill. See you on the bus.
17:26Yeah, all right then, Jack, yeah.
17:39Woo-hoo!
17:41Woo-hoo!
17:45Woo-hoo!
17:4811th Cemetery Gate.
17:49This will be Stan's bus.
17:51Now, he ought to be here at any moment now.
17:53I wonder where he is.
17:59Oh, there he is.
18:01Stan!
18:02Hello, Stan.
18:03Been in the canteen?
18:04Yes, ma'am.
18:05Having your milk pudding?
18:06Pudding, yeah.
18:08Why are you chewing?
18:09Oh, it's a bit lumpy.
18:12Ready, Stan?
18:13Yes, yeah.
18:14Here.
18:15What are you two doing here, anyway?
18:17Oh, Mum bought something to help your stomach.
18:19From the chemist.
18:20I don't want any more medicine.
18:22No, not medicine. This.
18:26A rubber ring?
18:28Yeah, you sit on it, love.
18:30Well, look, this is not an halo.
18:32Look, Mum, I've got pains in me stomach,
18:34I've got pains in me back,
18:35but I certainly haven't got pains in my...
18:36Yeah, well, you will have
18:37if the inspector cops you with that thing.
18:39You'll get a boot right up your rear bumper.
18:42Now, Stan, you put that on the driving seat
18:44and it stops all the vibrations going up to your stomach, you know?
18:47Yeah, I know, Mum.
18:49Now, put it on the...
18:50Yeah, what I'm trying to say is, Mam, you see...
18:51Well, what's the matter? Don't you like it?
18:53Oh, yeah, yeah. It's just what I wanted.
18:55Oh, well, put it on the seat and sit on it.
18:57What, now?
18:58Yes, love. We want to see if it fits.
19:00The man said it must fit properly.
19:01It might not be your size.
19:03Yeah, 6 7 8. That's my size, yeah.
19:05We don't want you to get stuck in it, Stan.
19:07No, don't worry.
19:08If he does, I can always prise him out
19:10with a couple of tyre levers.
19:14Here, Mum, look.
19:15I don't think I can put this in the cabin.
19:17Here, watch it. Here comes the gestapo.
19:19Come on, Butler. Come on.
19:20You're due out, you know.
19:21Oh.
19:22Oh.
19:23Got the whole family here today, have we?
19:25I do.
19:26I do.
19:27Stan, we bought this for Stan.
19:29Yeah, it's a good cop to give me a send-off.
19:31The...
19:32Send-off?
19:34He's going to the cemetery gates and back.
19:36He's not sailing on a non-stop voyage around the world.
19:39I'll see the Queen gives him a night-nod
19:41when he comes back, shall I?
19:42Oh, thank you.
19:45Well, there you go round the Cape, won't you?
19:47Watch that new bollard in the high street.
19:50Hi.
19:51What?
19:52What are you sitting up by like that for?
19:54I'm not. I'm not.
19:55You are.
19:56You're much higher than usual.
19:57What are you sitting up by like that for?
19:58I'm not. Well, it's, er...
19:59What is it?
20:00Well, they've pumped the...
20:01What is it?
20:02Well, they've pumped the target up a bit too hard.
20:06Drive away.
20:07Oh!
20:10Master!
20:28What do you think you're doing?
20:29Recognise the taste?
20:31Yeah, I'm waiting to go green, you stupid nit.
20:34Keep blowing up.
20:36Just pack it in, will you? You're making us look ridiculous.
20:41What's the matter now?
20:42Corner, I've gone giddy.
20:43Get in there.
21:00What, aren't we moving?
21:02What's wrong now?
21:06I've got a poacher.
21:09He'll come out and jack you up.
21:10Fit you with a spare.
21:12And get cracking.
21:30Now, Butler, you're three minutes late, you know.
21:32You must do better than that.
21:33I can't in the traffic. I mean you can't, do you?
21:36What's that?
21:38Oh, yes, that's my life belt.
21:42Life belt?
21:43What, you're thinking of driving into the river, are you?
21:46Yeah, next time you're on board.
21:48I'm not on board.
21:50I'm not on board.
21:52I'm not on board.
21:54I'm not on board.
21:56I'm not on board.
21:58Next time you're on board.
22:01Very funny.
22:02Well, you'd better start thinking of doing that within the next three days, then, haven't you?
22:05What are you talking about?
22:06When the medical board sees you, mate, they'll have you out of that cab.
22:09You won't be up there driving it, you'll be under there cleaning it.
22:12I tell you what, mate, you wouldn't pass the medical.
22:14They'd chuck you out for making acid.
22:17What are you talking about?
22:18Don't be personal.
22:20I do not make acid.
22:22No, but I do, every time I see you.
22:25Come and jack.
22:28Come on.
22:33Here you are, Arthur.
22:34Here's your chips.
22:35Oh, thanks very much.
22:36You know, I'm in medical.
22:38Do I have to keep drinking this stuff all the time?
22:40You haven't had the results yet.
22:42No, I think you'd better stick to your milk, you know.
22:44Tomorrow, I'll give you something else.
22:46Oh, good.
22:47A nice piece of boiled cod.
22:50He's in here.
22:51Stan, it's Jack and Harry.
22:53Oh, hello, Jack.
22:54Hello, Harry.
22:55Oh, Stan, we've just come from the depot.
22:56They put the results of the medical in the rack.
22:57Oh, yeah?
22:58We thought you'd like to see yours.
22:59Oh, yeah, of course, yeah.
23:05I wonder what he says.
23:06You're too frightened to open it.
23:09I'm not.
23:12I'm fast, mate, I'm fast!
23:14What did I tell you? I'm fast.
23:16Don't get too excited.
23:17It'll upset your stomach.
23:19You're lucky, mate.
23:20Harry here got turned down.
23:21Oh, not mate.
23:22Did they put you on cleaning?
23:24No.
23:25Inspector.
23:29Inspector?
23:30Yeah.
23:31The three drivers that failed the medical got made inspector.
23:33Oh, I see.
23:34You know, you're not getting so much money then.
23:36Two quid a week.
23:37More.
23:41My pain.
23:42I've got my pain back again.
23:43All right, all right, love.
23:44All right, all right.
23:45Come on, you better have some more milk.
23:46I don't want to drink any more of that stuff.
23:47If I'd have drunk it in the first place, I'd have been an inspector.
23:49Besides, milk's for cats.
23:50Give it to Rusty.
23:51Oh.
23:52Oh, Stan, what are you going to have?
23:54Oh, there's chips.
23:55Give them to me.
23:56Hey!
23:57What are you doing?
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