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00:00YetNovice. Channel for the whole family.
00:30Bingo, bingo, bingo, bing, bing, bing, bing
00:35Science is a thing, it's tricky, you can't resist it
00:37Science is a thing, it's strong, you'll tear all your teeth off
00:40Good luck, sit on the doorstep and turn the iron
00:42All your life will change as soon as you trust
00:44That's bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo
00:49That's bingo, bingo, bingo, bing, bing, bing
00:54That's bingo, bingo, bingo, bingo
00:59That's bingo, bingo, bingo, bing, bing, bing
01:22My friend, don't turn around
01:26Tell me, what is this disguise for?
01:28I asked you not to turn around
01:30Keep pretending you're reading a newspaper
01:34Okay
01:37Disguising is a necessary measure
01:40They can be anywhere
01:44Who?
01:45Don't turn around
01:47I can't talk, this place is too unsafe
01:52We'll get in touch later
01:54The password is banana
01:57Don't look for me, I'll find you myself
02:01Ouch!
02:02Oh, hello
02:03You didn't see me
02:06What's wrong with him?
02:08Don't ask
02:10Yes
02:11Bite him, bee
02:14Bite him, bee
02:33Batman!
02:37Excuse me, my impressive friend
02:40According to my data, this is the only safe place
02:44For some reason, I don't feel safe at all
02:48What kind of jokes are these?
02:50Quiet, quiet, I don't want jokes
02:52My records of solar activity
02:54They disappeared again
02:56What records?
02:58What activity?
03:00You don't know
03:02For the last few weeks
03:04I've been watching the sun
03:06It's peak activity
03:08Which will be repeated only in 11 years
03:11This is a unique study
03:13In such conditions and with such equipment
03:16No one has ever done it before me
03:19But every time I check the record of another flash
03:23It turns out that the camera was turned off at that moment
03:27And what?
03:29An annoying coincidence, of course, but ...
03:32This is not a coincidence, this is a pattern
03:35I even looked into a gyroscope
03:37To see if the sun's flashes affect the equipment
03:41And I found something terrible
03:45I am now talking to a giant butterfly in the shower
03:48What can be worse?
03:50My naive friend, it's me, Losyash
03:53I'm just disguised as a butterfly
03:56Imagine me without wings and you will understand everything
03:59I would never have guessed
04:01I, too, would never have guessed
04:03What is behind my missing records
04:06Or rather, who is standing
04:10It turns out that there is an ancient solar order
04:15Its members keep a certain secret about our lamp
04:20Which is opened only by the chosen ones
04:24For many centuries they have been storing this knowledge
04:28And are destroying the work of everyone
04:30Who got too close to the solution
04:34A wonderful fairy tale!
04:36He invented it himself
04:37Do not believe? See for yourself
04:39Request?
04:40Solar order!
04:43No, it's all them
04:45Members of the brotherhood
04:47They deleted the information about themselves
04:49Here it is written that the page was deleted
04:52Due to complete anti-science
04:54How do you not understand?
04:56Everything matches!
04:58My missing research
05:00Deleted information from the gyroscope
05:02They are watching me
05:04My friend
05:06I think you are looking for connections where they simply do not exist
05:09Have you ever heard of the zero hypothesis?
05:15Our world is beautiful and diverse
05:19And it is full of the most different laws and patterns
05:27For example, the body falls down due to the gravity
05:31And if you eat a lot of ice cream in winter
05:33You will definitely catch a cold
05:36The most different scientists liked to come up with such laws
05:39And give them their names
05:42But then it turned out that many of them rushed with their conclusions
05:46And their laws and patterns were not tested by time
05:52No matter how much we do not want to find an explanation for everything
05:56When looking for another pattern
05:58It should be taken into account that this pattern may simply not exist
06:04This rule is called the zero hypothesis
06:09All scientists can be divided into two types
06:12Some forget about the existence of the zero hypothesis
06:15And come up with a bunch of non-existent theories
06:18And others come up with a bunch of non-existent theories and laws
06:22This is, as a rule, scientists-theorists
06:26Other laborious practices spend years in research
06:30Studying nature in the smallest details
06:37It is their discoveries that remain for centuries
06:42Therefore, you should never rush with your conclusions, my friend
06:46You mean to say that my conclusions are not justified?
06:51That I am a graphomaniac from science?
06:54You have failed several experiments
06:56And you have already decided that you are standing on the threshold of the greatest discovery
07:00But you are hindered by some invented solar sect
07:04I did not come up with anything
07:06And I will prove it
07:09Why are you sitting with your ears pierced?
07:12Did you turn off the water again?
07:16Everything is fine
07:18Thank you, it's much better this way
07:42Banana
07:46I think I'm starting to dislike this fruit
07:49Today is the last chance to catch them red-handed
07:53According to my calculations, there should be another flash of the sun soon
07:58You will see, they will want to interfere with me again
08:02Of course, I am wildly grateful that you trusted me
08:06But why don't you turn to other crew members?
08:11But I can't endanger the lives of all my friends
08:15And mine means you can
08:17Now you will see everything with your own eyes
08:21So be it, but after that, no bananas!
08:31Now I will turn on the camera
08:40And now I'll go for a walk
08:46Let's see what these fanatics are
08:50Have you thought about where they could have been hiding all this time?
08:54Oh, don't underestimate them
08:57Judging by the fact that I read about the members of the Order
09:00They are very sly and will do anything to keep their secret
09:05Therefore, just in case
09:10Wake up!
09:12The flash of the sun will come from minute to minute
09:16And I, you know, had such a funny dream
09:19As if we were catching some fanatics
09:22Oh, well, yes, it's a dream
09:25But it's not a dream, it's a dream
09:28It's not a dream, it's a dream
09:31It's not a dream, it's a dream
09:34It's not a dream, it's a dream
09:37Listen to the fanatics
09:39Oh well, yes, it's not a dream
09:42Quiet, do you hear?
09:45SONG
10:10Oh my God! What have you done?
10:12What have you done?
10:15You see, we have just finished the most important experiment.
10:20Your experiments have nothing to do with me.
10:23My job is to keep order.
10:26I can't find a word from you.
10:29Come on, lift your legs up.
10:31LAUGHING
10:42What's so funny?
10:43LAUGHING
10:50I don't even know why I am so upset.
10:53Because of the failed experiment,
10:56or because the solar brotherhood does not exist...
10:59At the very least, your conspiracy theory didn't last too long.
11:04And sometimes it takes centuries for a zero-sum hypothesis to triumph again.
11:09Once upon a time, there was a famous scientist, Eduard Kopp,
11:13an outstanding dinosaur specialist.
11:16One day, he compared the changes in the development of dinosaurs
11:20and concluded that in the process of evolution,
11:23each species strives to increase the size of the body.
11:26He called this pattern the Kopp's law
11:29and convinced everyone that this is how it is.
11:32And only almost a century later, scientists realized
11:35that such a law simply does not exist.
11:39If you analyze other species,
11:42it turns out that some did not change their size for millions of years,
11:46and others, on the contrary, decreased.
11:51Since then, the Kopp's law is one of the vivid examples
11:55of the victory of the zero-sum hypothesis over hasty conclusions.
12:00I can say that I am lucky.
12:04Until the next solar cycle, 11 more years,
12:07I will have time for thorough preparation.
12:12He didn't figure anything out?
12:15It looks like not.
12:17But we must note that our methods were too rude.
12:21The order has never been so close to failure.
12:25Maybe it would be easier to tell him?
12:28Sooner or later, we will have to.
12:31In the meantime, let him be in a happy ignorance.
12:34Personally, I would prefer not to know our secret.
12:38I confess, too.
12:40Oh!
12:42It's okay, you'll get used to it.
12:46Happy birthday to you!
12:49Happy birthday to you!
12:52Happy birthday, Resonant!
12:55Happy birthday to you!
13:00Resonant?
13:02Resonant!
13:09Faster!
13:10I fell!
13:11I can't move!
13:16Faster!
13:22Well, where is our patient?
13:25Here he is.
13:28Is this a joke?
13:31What jokes?
13:33In the morning, as soon as he fell, he didn't get up.
13:37But I'm not a veterinarian.
13:40The bears are there to treat the lambs.
13:43One thing.
13:45Well, I'll try, of course.
13:53I would ask without comments.
14:05Breathe.
14:06Don't breathe.
14:09Tell me...
14:21Well, how is he?
14:23I can't give a definite diagnosis.
14:26But it looks like it's old age.
14:29And where can I find a younger doctor?
14:32I meant your worm.
14:35My Resonant!
14:37Where else?
14:39He's fine.
14:42Why are we getting old?
14:45Well, if in general terms...
14:48Let's take a house as an example.
14:51A house?
14:52A house.
14:53What will you do if it gets old?
14:56Well, if you think about it, it needs a major renovation.
14:59We'll have to change all the bricks.
15:02Here.
15:03Our organism is the same house.
15:05And it consists of an unimaginable number of tiny bricks.
15:10Cells.
15:11From time to time, some of these bricks wear out and fall off.
15:17But it won't fall apart for long.
15:20Don't worry, you won't fall apart.
15:22As soon as the old cells disappear, the neighbors start the renovation.
15:26Scientifically, this is called cell division.
15:30Cell division takes place in several stages.
15:33Each cell has a nucleus.
15:36It's so small that you can't really see anything in it.
15:39There are some threads over there.
15:42This is the first stage of division.
15:45And the threads are chromosomes.
15:48A chromosome is a giant molecule.
15:52Oh, thank God for my memory.
15:54It's a deoxyribonucleic acid.
15:57Or, in short, DNA.
16:00It contains a huge amount of our hereditary information.
16:05An ant has at least two chromosomes.
16:08A human has 23 pairs.
16:11And a bear probably has the most chromosomes.
16:16A beaver probably has the most chromosomes.
16:18All these chromosomes have their own copies.
16:20Especially for division.
16:22At the second stage, the chromosomes are built into a chain.
16:26Then the cell is pulled out.
16:28And each pair of chromosomes is divided in half.
16:32And now we have two cells with their own nuclei.
16:37Inside these nuclei, each chromosome builds its own copy.
16:41For the next division.
16:43And now we have a new cell instead of the old one.
16:48The renovation, as they say, is over.
16:51We repeat because our cells stop dividing properly.
16:55So the bricks wear out.
16:58Why don't they stop dividing?
17:00I don't know.
17:02I need to refresh my memory.
17:04Look in the book.
17:22Turn around.
17:24You can't.
17:31I greet you in this wonderful place.
17:34Sooner or later, all the worms get here.
17:37Or rather, only the best ones.
17:39For example, I am a famous worm.
17:42Doubt.
17:44What you haven't heard about me makes you better.
17:48So, what's so good about this place?
17:51Look for yourself.
17:55Isn't it a wonderful place to stay here forever?
18:05Let's see.
18:07What is it?
18:09How does it move?
18:11If I don't get in the way, it will be faster.
18:14If I don't get in the way, it will be faster.
18:17It's just a resonant.
18:20It doesn't come to itself.
18:23Let it sleep for now.
18:25In a dream, all the processes slow down.
18:28And this is for us.
18:30Let it lie down and calmly look at its worm dreams.
18:45Bravo, bravo!
18:47You passed the first test.
18:49Of course, who needs such banalities?
18:52After all, there is a whole world of worm possibilities in front of you.
18:56Here you can find what your soul desires.
18:59And even more.
19:01How about a new body?
19:03Yes.
19:05Of course, there is no fundamental difference.
19:08But I want to try something new.
19:15It's a magical feeling.
19:17It's not true.
19:21Why did you let me down, old man?
19:25I found it!
19:27Who is good?
19:29Owl is good.
19:32I found the reason why our cells can't share forever.
19:37When our cells share, it doesn't go unnoticed.
19:41The fact is that at the ends of each chromosome there are protective caps.
19:46Which are called telomeres.
19:49These caps protect the chromosome from interacting with other molecules.
19:54During the division of the cell and copying of the chromosome,
19:58its telomeres are slightly shortened.
20:01Until they disappear completely.
20:04After that, a full-fledged copy of the chromosome is made.
20:09After that, a full-fledged copy of the chromosome becomes impossible.
20:13The cells stop updating.
20:15And our body ages irrevocably.
20:19So, we just need to figure out how to lengthen these telomeres.
20:23Absolutely right!
20:25Resonant, wait a little.
20:28Everything will be ready soon.
20:38I'm hungry.
20:40I'm hungry.
20:42I'm hungry.
20:44I'm hungry.
20:46I'm hungry.
20:48I'm hungry.
20:50I'm hungry.
20:52I'm hungry.
20:54I'm hungry.
20:56I'm hungry.
20:58I'm hungry.
21:00I'm hungry.
21:02I'm hungry.
21:04I'm hungry.
21:07We must admit, we will not succeed in the elixir of eternal life.
21:12Stop giving up!
21:14We haven't tried everything yet.
21:17Kopatych, there is no such recipe even in the horoscope.
21:22Which means it will not be invented in the next thousand years.
21:36To be continued...
22:06To be continued...
22:36Well, of course, a new body is such a trifle.
22:40Is it worth limiting yourself to such nonsense?
22:43You can merge with the universe itself
22:47and gain eternal life in the form of mass or energy.
22:52Stop! Don't go there!
22:55You don't know what awaits you!
22:58Maybe there is nothing there at all!
23:03You won't be able to go back!
23:07Do you hear me? Don't go!
23:20Re...Resonant?
23:23Well, Kopatych, congratulations!
23:28No, well, who could have assumed
23:31that your worm was just waiting for offspring?
23:34What are you talking about?
23:36A resonant? A girl?
23:40Not quite.
23:42It looks like it reproduces by fertilization.
23:45Bite me, worm!
23:49Who is it here with us?
23:54A resonant and a telomere!
23:58Bite, bite, and don't think about getting sick!
24:01Do you hear me?
24:03It is unlikely that they will succeed.
24:05I studied the resonance cells more carefully.
24:08It has an amazing ability to regenerate.
24:14It can be said that its cells can be shared forever.
24:19It is possible that there is a key to immortality
24:23in the genes of this worm.
24:42Hello, I'm listening.
24:44The order is accepted.
24:46Kopatych, honey buns.
25:17Everything is ready. I'm coming.
25:38Your culinary genius will simply not reach the speed of light.
25:44Perfect!
25:47Come on!
25:49I haven't tried it yet, but I already want some more.
25:52It's your turn.
25:54Thank you.
25:56Thank you, thank you.
25:59Bravo!
26:01Thank you, master.
26:04Eat already!
26:14What? Is something wrong?
26:18I'm sorry, but why are the pies salty?
26:23And ice-cold!
26:26Maybe you are a little tired and confused?
26:32Who? Me? Tired?
26:35You won't get there.
26:37I have everything under control.
26:39Just...
26:41Just...
26:43Just everyone from the 1st of April!
26:47It's a raffle!
26:50Oh, you should have seen your physiognomy!
26:53Raffle, raffle!
26:56Funny.
26:58Isn't it July now?
27:01Oh, mixing sugar with salt.
27:04What a shame!
27:09It's a lifelong culinary disqualification!
27:13I can't do it!
27:20Help me out, Sharoscope.
27:22Show me a universal recipe,
27:25so that everyone is satisfied.
27:29Wow!
27:32Unverified source of information.
27:35Wow!
27:37Let's check it out.
27:39Food.
27:40There is a lot of food in this word.
27:42In fact, food is batteries,
27:44which supply us with the necessary energy.
27:47Batteries, which, alas, we can't live without.
27:51But that's not the point.
27:53We spend much more energy on these batteries
27:56than they can give.
27:57Surprised?
27:58Me too.
27:59And all because the products require additional processing.
28:03In the form of cheese,
28:05they can contain dangerous bacteria and other parasites.
28:09The oldest method of processing is high temperature.
28:14At high temperature, many bacteria die,
28:17and food becomes unsafe to eat.
28:20This method was used by the very first cooks at the dawn of culinary.
28:25So what?
28:26A good method, proven by time.
28:28Of course.
28:29But like all outdated methods,
28:31there is a significant drawback.
28:33On average, we spend 10 times more energy on food production
28:37than we get in the end.
28:39At the same time, the cooking process itself is very tiring.
28:42What now?
28:43We don't cook at all?
28:45Is there any cheese or something?
28:47There is a better way.
28:49Get away from the stove!
28:50Woman!
28:51Your place!
28:52On vacation!
28:53And who, excuse me, will cook?
28:56Multicooker!
28:57A unique invention with a fundamentally new way of cooking.
29:01Energy and time consumption are reduced to a minimum.
29:04With it, you will forever forget about the burnt scrambled eggs and the runaway milk.
29:09Multicooker is happiness that will not burn and will not run away.
29:14One click, and it's in your kitchen.
29:16Instant delivery to any point in space-time.
29:28But I asked for pies with...
29:31When I eat, I'm deaf and mute.
29:34Enjoy your meal.
29:44Well?
29:58This is divine!
30:04Compression!
30:05Who wants some more?
30:28A few hours later...
30:41Well, how about an unloading run?
30:45Sport is wonderful.
30:48But what about getting a little stronger?
30:52For starters.
30:53Right.
30:54That would be great.
30:56But you just ate.
30:58Yes, yes, it was very good.
31:01And we would be happy to evaluate your culinary genius one more time.
31:08Oh, come on, gluttony!
31:11Can it be as tasty, but without gluttony?
31:17A few hours later...
31:25Oh, what a pleasant lightness has formed inside.
31:29Natural!
31:32Now you can run on a treadmill.
31:35But you can also run and eat at the same time.
31:39Come on, come on, come on!
31:46More! More! More!
32:06What the hell is going on here?
32:10Ouch!
32:12The service of the feedback of the multi-cooker will answer any of your questions.
32:16All conversations are recorded to improve the service.
32:19Something is wrong with this meat grinder.
32:21What are you mixing in there?
32:23Do you want to know the secret of our magical taste?
32:26We answer!
32:27In the distant 20th century, prehistoric scientists believed that the Earth was flat,
32:32and all our taste receptors were on the tongue.
32:36It was believed that there were only five types of them.
32:39A recipe for bitterness, sweetness, acidity, salinity,
32:42and a special recipe for spicy food.
32:45Fried meat and soy sauce.
32:47They even came up with a special name for it.
32:49Umami.
32:51But science does not stand still.
32:53Over time, scientists became smarter,
32:55and it turned out that taste receptors are scattered throughout the body.
32:59In the nose, lungs, intestines, and many other places.
33:03Of course, taste sensations depend heavily on the smell of food.
33:07The new era of cooking began after the discovery
33:10that the most delicious combinations form products that have common taste harmonics.
33:17For example, strawberries with cream, bread with butter,
33:20or pasta with cheese.
33:24After a thorough study, a complete table of all taste harmonics was drawn up.
33:30But not for our multi-cooker.
33:33Having processed all the available data,
33:35he created a product that has no equal in taste.
33:39A product that is simply impossible to refuse.
33:43Are you sure that this product, so to speak, is harmless?
33:48When the population of the planet exceeded 20 billion,
33:51the concept of harmlessness, to put it mildly, was simplified.
33:54And what could be worse than hunger?
33:56Scientists came up with an idea of how to produce artificial meat from animal cells.
34:02But it is definitely not worth pressing the buttons of a complex device without reading the instructions.
34:10We are not responsible for your actions.
34:16Ouch!
34:18Ouch!
34:20Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
34:24So, I didn't cook for you, but this hellish meat grinder.
34:29And I, I can't stand anything anymore.
34:32I don't have time for anything, and I mix up the products.
34:36Food!
34:37Food!
34:40Food!
34:42Food!
34:43Yuck!
34:44Food!
34:46Yuck, I said!
34:47Food!
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35:51Food!
35:54Standard today!
35:56Need to say something?
35:58Thanks for..
36:00Your welcome!
36:02Additional for what?
36:12Where am I?
36:14Is there anyone alive?
36:20What the hell?
36:26My mysterious friend,
36:28I think you've made a mistake.
36:30I'm sorry,
36:32but I have to go.
36:34Goodbye.
36:36Goodbye.
36:38Goodbye.
36:40My mysterious friend,
36:42I think you've made a mistake with the surface.
36:44You've confused something
36:46about me,
36:48my friend.
36:50It's quite possible.
36:52I have some problems
36:54with orientation in this space.
36:56The same trouble.
36:58Therefore, I propose a compromise.
37:04Well, be brave.
37:06Now it's different.
37:08Who am I?
37:10It's a shame to say,
37:12but I don't remember who I am.
37:14But your face
37:16seems familiar to me.
37:18It would be very convenient,
37:20because I also forgot my name.
37:22Wait a minute,
37:24I'll try to remember.
37:26K...
37:28No, K...
37:30Of course, Kopatych.
37:32Exactly.
37:34And you?
37:36How could I forget?
37:38You're Savunia!
37:40Phenomenal!
37:42Kopatych!
37:48Savunia, my friend,
37:50what happened to us?
37:52Where are we?
37:54Most likely,
37:56we became victims
37:58of some experiment.
38:00It seems so.
38:02I'd like to remember which one.
38:04Let's try to restore the events.
38:08Hi, IQ!
38:10Colleagues!
38:12I'm sorry if I don't make myself clear.
38:14You certainly don't suspect
38:16what kind of IQ it is, do you?
38:18Stop, stop, stop!
38:20I don't want to scare you,
38:22but the reality in your memories
38:24is clearly distorted.
38:26Our friends definitely look different.
38:28Indeed.
38:30You certainly don't suspect
38:32what kind of IQ it is, do you?
38:34Yes,
38:36it looks more like the truth.
38:38And what happened next?
38:40Of course,
38:42I thought I should enlighten
38:44everyone present.
38:46Well, yes,
38:48who would have doubted?
38:50As they say in one saying,
38:52intelligence is more valuable than gold.
38:54But if everything is more or less clear with gold,
38:56then what is intelligence?
38:58How to measure it?
39:00Is it a smart person or,
39:02pardon me,
39:04not so smart?
39:06It is obvious that in most different situations
39:08a smart person understands
39:10better what to do.
39:12In Latin,
39:14understanding is intellectus.
39:16That's why we can say
39:18that a smart person has
39:20a big intelligence,
39:22and a stupid one has a small one.
39:24To measure the level of intelligence,
39:26scientists came up with a test
39:28to measure the regularity
39:30in the sequence of figures.
39:32Performing these tasks,
39:34you can measure the level of your intellect,
39:36or in English,
39:38intelligence questioned,
39:40abbreviated as IQ.
39:42At the same time,
39:44the IQ test evaluates
39:46exactly the thinking abilities,
39:48not the level of knowledge or erudition.
39:50That's why a doctor of science
39:52has no advantage over a child
39:54and can even be
39:56stupider.
39:58The one who answers
40:00the most questions correctly
40:02will be smarter
40:04and will get more points.
40:06A person with an average IQ
40:08gets about 100 points,
40:10a stupid one gets less than 70,
40:12and a genius gets more than 130.
40:14I discovered
40:16such an IQ test
40:18in a gyroscope
40:20and decided to test my intellect.
40:22Guess how many points
40:24I got.
40:26Ta-da!
40:28Pardon.
40:30Ta-da!
40:32It means that on Earth
40:34only 3% of the population
40:36is smarter than me.
40:38That's it.
40:40I thought that one of the signs
40:42of a great mind is modesty.
40:44Let those be modest
40:46who get less than 130 points.
40:48Are you going to
40:50show off all the time?
40:52Show off?
40:54I'm so smart!
40:58My friend,
41:00it's not serious to test
41:02one's intellect.
41:04The IQ test has been tested for decades,
41:06but only those
41:08who can't get
41:10more than 70 points
41:12can criticize it.
41:14Well, yes.
41:16Yesterday you said
41:18that your actual age is 16.
41:20You'd better try
41:22to test your IQ
41:24if you take the risk.
41:28I'll take the risk.
41:32Ouch!
41:36Yes.
41:38No.
41:40Yes.
41:42No.
41:44Yes.
41:46Yes.
41:48No.
41:50Yes.
41:54Don't congratulate me.
41:56I didn't even
41:58think about it.
42:00Maybe someone else
42:02will want to test
42:04his IQ for strength.
42:18I'd better not
42:20think about it.
42:22It was a lot of fun,
42:24I think.
42:26It's easy for you
42:28to say,
42:30but I'd rather
42:32not think about it.
42:34It was a lot of fun,
42:36I think.
42:38It's easy for you
42:40to say,
42:42but I'd rather
42:44not think about it.
42:46It's easy for you
42:48to say,
42:50but I'd rather
42:52not think about it.
42:54It was a trick.
42:56It's easy for you
42:58to become a genius
43:00if you know
43:02the right answers in advance.
43:04A trick?
43:06Exactly!
43:08Admit it,
43:10it made you a little upset.
43:12A little?
43:14Yes,
43:16because you did
43:18a lot of research
43:20with doctors
43:22and got out
43:24of all the scientific communities.
43:26You say
43:28it was just a trick.
43:30Yes,
43:32it was a little hard.
43:34But you had a brilliant idea.
43:36I'd even say
43:38a genius one.
43:40You're right.
43:42I had a lot of fun
43:44and came to some conclusions.
43:46It's time to stop
43:48dividing society
43:50by the level of intelligence.
43:52It's inhumane
43:54and humiliating.
43:56So what do you propose?
43:58I propose to create
44:00artificial intelligence
44:02of increased genius.
44:04In comparison with it
44:06we'll all look stupid
44:08and it won't matter
44:10Sounds tempting.
44:12Yes, very tempting.
44:14No one will feel
44:16harmful anymore.
44:18And the technology
44:20of brain decoding
44:22will help us.
44:24We often compare the brain
44:26with the work of a computer
44:28and don't know
44:30if it's right.
44:32It's so right
44:34that our mind
44:36can be written
44:38with memories.
44:40If we look at the brain
44:42through a microscope
44:44we'll see a huge number
44:46of nervous cells.
44:48Nervous cells interact
44:50with each other
44:52like computers do.
44:54They exchange impulses
44:56and transmit information.
44:58This is what our mind is made of.
45:00But how to transfer
45:02this information to a computer?
45:04We need to look at the principle
45:06Short-circuit cells
45:08collect information from their neighbors.
45:10And long-circuit cells
45:12send the impulse
45:14to other nervous cells.
45:16At the same time
45:18the cells can be in two states
45:20on and off.
45:22Impulses from one cell
45:24will turn on
45:26and from the other one
45:28will turn off.
45:30If we assign the value 1
45:32to the on-cell
45:34and the value 0 to the off-cell
45:36we can write down
45:38the principle of each cell
45:40in a binary code
45:42and make a program
45:44of their interaction
45:46on a computer.
45:48Amazing, isn't it?
45:50It's a miracle!
45:52And you may ask
45:54how to collect information
45:56about all the brain cells.
45:58There are billions of them!
46:00How is it possible?
46:02It's a piece of cake!
46:04All we have to do
46:06is to write down copies of our brains
46:08and combine them
46:10into one intellect.
46:12Yes, yes, excellent!
46:14Wait, what?
46:16It's the last thing
46:18I remember.
46:20But it doesn't explain
46:22how we got here
46:24and what kind of place it is.
46:26What's not clear here?
46:28We are just digital copies
46:30and we are on a hard drive
46:32of a computer.
46:34Phenomenal!
46:36We are artificial intelligence
46:38and we will stick
46:40in this digital hole forever!
46:44How can we get out of here, smarty?
46:46I read that in the future
46:48artificial bodies
46:50for digital brains
46:52will be made.
46:54And how long should we wait?
47:00Maybe...
47:02to the cities?
47:04Los Angeles.
47:06Stockholm.
47:08Moscow.
47:10I don't remember such a city.
47:12Then Mars.
47:14Sirius.
47:16Saint-Petersburg.
47:20These memories
47:22were not fully recorded
47:24or distorted when digitized.
47:26But in general
47:28everything is clear.
47:30And how is our digital superbrain?
47:32To be honest,
47:34I don't quite understand
47:36what he is doing.
47:38Yes, he doesn't look
47:40very ingenious.
47:46Where did you run?
47:48I'm a super hedgehog!
47:54Where?
47:56Where?
47:58Here you are!
48:08Here you are!
48:16Ha-ha-ha!
48:18That's it!
48:20Got you, Charanoid!
48:22Ha-ha-ha!
48:24I'm ready!
48:28Oh-oh-oh!
48:30Got you, Charanoid!
48:32Got you, Charanoid!
48:40Yeah...
48:44We should have thought about it.
48:46Play on a board computer.
48:48And we should play
48:50some smart game.
48:52For example,
48:54chess.
48:56Control the spaceship
48:58and save the ship
49:00from the evil Charanoids.
49:02What a nonsense!
49:04Maybe just turn it off
49:06and on again?
49:08Not at all!
49:10A board computer controls
49:12the air supply
49:14and other vital systems.
49:16Let me help you
49:18to fix it.
49:20Do you know
49:22how to use a computer?
49:24No.
49:26Then don't distract me,
49:28you are my stupid gamer.
49:36Attention!
49:38A Charanoid has been found on the ship.
49:40And what is this?
49:42A glitch?
49:44I'm activating a space defender.
49:46I think I asked
49:48not to distract me.
49:50Why are you
49:52wearing a spacesuit?
49:54Got you, Charanoid!
49:56And you...
49:58The average temperature is
50:0020 degrees Celsius.
50:02Hedgehog! Hedgehog!
50:04Attention! The computer has gone mad!
50:06You are in danger!
50:08You have caught me.
50:10Now all hope is on you.
50:12I'm a computer.
50:14But I don't know how to fix it.
50:16With the help of future technologies
50:18I will pass on
50:20my skills to you.
50:22The brain is responsible
50:24for all our actions.
50:26For example, when I play badminton
50:28the cells of the brain
50:30responsible for this skill work.
50:32And when I work with a computer
50:34others are involved.
50:36Now let's imagine
50:38that I want to pass on
50:40my skills to the computer.
50:42The traditional way is a long training
50:44when I explain to you
50:46and show you what to do.
50:48But there is another way.
50:50Directly teach
50:52your brain.
50:54To make this method work
50:56we need to first determine
50:58which neurons of my brain
51:00are responsible for the desired skill.
51:02For this we need
51:04an electroencephalogram
51:06or EEG.
51:08Each nerve cell of our brain
51:10is a small battery.
51:12To make sure of this
51:14it is enough to insert
51:16a microelectrode inside the cell
51:18and measure the voltage
51:20in volts-meters.
51:22When the cell is asleep
51:24the voltage of its battery does not change
51:26and is the same in all its parts.
51:28About minus 0.07 volts.
51:32But as soon as the cell wakes up
51:34and starts to work
51:36or, as scientists say,
51:38excites itself,
51:40the voltage of its battery
51:42changes dramatically.
51:44According to its longest segment,
51:46axon,
51:48an electric impulse
51:50with a speed of up to 100 meters per second
51:52runs to other nerve cells.
51:54Hey, wake up!
51:56Something happened!
51:58This electric impulse
52:00is called a nerve impulse.
52:02To find out how the brain works
52:04we need all the nerve cells.
52:06After all, there are several billion of them.
52:08To do this, the skin of the head
52:10attaches about a dozen electrodes
52:12and measures the voltage between them,
52:14which is called
52:16an electroencephalogram
52:18or EEG.
52:20For the first time
52:22Russian scientist Vladimir Vladimirovich
52:24Pravdich-Nemitsky
52:26registered EEG
52:28in 1913.
52:30With the help of EEG
52:32what parts of the brain
52:34are responsible for the ability
52:36to work with a computer?
52:38But how can we connect you
52:40to this thing?
52:42There is no need for this,
52:44my friend.
52:46Not so long ago
52:48I made an EEG
52:50and brought the data
52:52about all my skills to the gyroscope.
52:54For the descendants, so to speak.
52:56I am sure
52:58the gyroscope will be able
53:00to work in my cabin.
53:02Get to the gyroscope and...
53:06Vasya?
53:08Got you,
53:10Sharanoid!
53:12Got you,
53:14Sharanoid!
53:18Got you,
53:20Sharanoid!
53:22Got you,
53:24Sharanoid!
53:28Got you,
53:30Sharanoid!
53:38Got you,
53:40Sharanoid!
53:42Got you,
53:44Sharanoid!
53:50Got you,
53:52Sharanoid!
53:54Got you,
53:56Sharanoid!
53:58Oh...
54:00Oh...
54:24Gyroscope!
54:26Gyroscope!
54:28Gyroscope!
54:32Losyash said
54:34that you could
54:36pass me his skills.
54:46Welcome, user!
54:48You are on the case
54:50of skill transfer device.
54:52The primary carrier
54:54Losyash.
54:56Choose a skill.
54:58Computer work.
55:00The skill is found.
55:02Listen to the instructions.
55:04Instructions?
55:06To pass you the carrier skills,
55:08the necessary cells
55:10of your brain will be awakened.
55:12The operation will take place
55:14using electricity.
55:16Electricity?
55:18We didn't agree on that.
55:20It is called
55:22emulation.
55:24A short impulse of electric current
55:26awakens the nerve cell.
55:28First, the thickest
55:30part of the cell,
55:32its body,
55:34is awakened.
55:36The area of activation
55:38is quickly spread
55:40along its long segment,
55:42axon.
55:44Stop!
55:46Are you going to plug
55:48batteries into my brain?
55:50Electromagnetic impulses
55:52are used.
55:54Attention!
55:56In order not to lose the skill,
55:58do not remove the device.
56:00The skill is activated
56:02in 3, 2, 1...
56:06Oh-oh!
56:12Gotcha,
56:14Sharanoi!
56:16Over there,
56:18Sharanoi!
56:22Gotcha,
56:24Sharanoi!
56:28Gotcha, Sharanoi!
56:40Gotcha,
56:42Sharanoi!
56:44A hedgehog?
56:46Gotcha,
56:48Sharanoi!
57:16And even his paws
57:18are not seen.
57:20Hedgehog!
57:22Hedgehog!
57:24My friend!
57:26Get to the computer!
57:42Psycho!
57:44Psycho!
57:56Alarm!
57:58Sharanoi is in the main room!
58:00Alarm! Sharanoi is in the main room!
58:02I see.
58:06The microchip is burnt.
58:08Let's solder the transistors.
58:10Let's solder the transistors.
58:14It seems to be ready.
58:18Let go of the metal!
58:20Let go of the metal!
58:26What should I do
58:28with this green thing?
58:30Insert the interface board
58:32into the right slot.
58:34Insert the interface board
58:36into the right slot?
58:38What kind of slot is this?
58:40Gotcha,
58:42Sharanoi!
58:44Gotcha,
58:46Sharanoi!
58:48Gotcha,
58:50Sharanoi!
59:00Absolutely
59:02right decision!
59:04These shooters of yours
59:06teach nothing but cruelty.
59:08You'd better join us.
59:10Your move,
59:12my empty-bodied friend.
59:16Gotcha,
59:18Sharanoi!
59:36To be continued...