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00:00All right, it's the rundown, Wednesday, July 10th, 2024, it's your pal Clem here.
00:07We got my guy Chief and Rico in Chi-Town in New York City, and we are going to be running
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01:19All right, we're already talking food, and you know, guys, I like to talk my food.
01:23So a big scandal in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
01:27Competitive eater Nick Wary, who I believe had the red, white, and blue Mohawk during
01:32the contest, is being accused of sleight of hand tactics to bump his score up.
01:38He had 46.75 hot dogs, but after the official count jumped to 51.75, he's being accused
01:45of stealing plates from other competitors and asking the judge for a recount of his
01:50initial tally.
01:51He's also the husband of the girl who has won, like, 10 women's hot dog eating contests.
01:57So scandal in Coney Island, Rico, thoughts?
02:02The video is not as clear as I want it to be.
02:06You see it shifting with the plates.
02:07I need clear as day evidence.
02:11But it is hilarious that the way that they count the dogs, because they put five hot
02:15dogs on each plate, so they just count the plates.
02:18This is the way we're doing this.
02:21It's very entertaining that Coney Island is still back in the day.
02:25The question, the real question I had was, the guy who he took the plate from, why did
02:30he not notice or not say anything?
02:33You know?
02:34You're in chow mode, dude.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Oh, you think he took it?
02:39I thought he took it after they were counting.
02:44Like I thought he did it, like, when they were like, stop, and then he just grabbed
02:48the plate and kind of, like, shifted some plates around, from my understanding of reading
02:52the story.
02:53Is this, is Nathan's hot dog like golf, where it's like a $20,000 difference in prize money
02:58between fourth and third place or something?
03:01I don't know if there is any prize money.
03:04This entire thing has an asterisk next to it anyways, because there's no chestnuts.
03:09I couldn't watch this year, who cares?
03:12This guy, you're cheating in the one that doesn't even count.
03:15It was just impressive to me how he would cheat.
03:19And the fact that the way you cheat is you just take a plate.
03:20It's hilarious.
03:21I feel like it's like being in war.
03:23Like you think it's like all this crazy stuff where you're planning all this stuff out.
03:28You're not thinking where your plate is.
03:29You're just throwing down dogs and soggy buns and you don't know the, the plates can be
03:34flying and shooting fucking lasers at them.
03:36You wouldn't even know because you're just dousing yourself in food.
03:39But it's, it's a fair question.
03:41This wouldn't have happened under Joey Chestnut's watch.
03:43He's not there.
03:44The whole fucking contest goes to shit.
03:46Just it's, it's disgusting.
03:47It's disgusting from top to bottom.
03:49I don't know, man.
03:51It's like, don't forget.
03:54That's another interesting, who found this out too.
03:56That's another interesting thing too.
03:58The all time biggest people like the people with the masters who call in the rules violations.
04:03Yeah, I need to meet the guy reviewing tape of the Nathan's hot dog eating contest.
04:10Well, you said it Rico, like what kind of place does this and like, we're back, we're
04:15like literally in like the 1800s or whenever the fuck the hot dog was invented.
04:19Don't forget.
04:20They tried to cancel the hot dog eating contest last year on accounts of a thunderstorm.
04:24You can't eat hot dogs inside.
04:26What the fuck are we taught?
04:27Like it is so antiquated.
04:28I'll tell you where it starts and this might be talking out of pocket.
04:32I don't know the man, the dude with the fucking microphone that wears the hat.
04:35I think he's like the head honcho.
04:37That guy's a clown.
04:38Get him out of here.
04:39He's fucking the good deal of this shit.
04:40He's the reason Chestnut's gone.
04:42He's the reason we have cheating accusations.
04:44He's the reason that they wanted to cancel because the rain and my memory is not too
04:47good guys.
04:48John, my memory.
04:49Who was the guy that rallied the troops and got everyone to get that hot dog eating contest
04:52like four hours later when it was sunny outside?
04:54Who was that?
04:55Again?
04:56Just not Joey.
04:57Goddamn chestnut.
04:58Also friend of barstool member of a dozen team.
05:01Kind of, kind of, kind of, but I mean like he gets a black mark too.
05:07You can't just switch to vegan dogs like what do we do now?
05:11I agree.
05:12In fact, she says that as wild.
05:13He's the vegan of the pound.
05:14That is fucking slander.
05:15Slander.
05:16He talks.
05:17Dave ate one.
05:18He ate an impossible dog and couldn't tell the difference for the road.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Wow.
05:26Huh?
05:27So I don't, this is the other thing about Chestnut.
05:29It's like, Oh, it's America.
05:30I can't believe he's not doing this.
05:32America's capitalism.
05:33Pay me that fucking money.
05:34Cause I guarantee that clown in the fucking top hat isn't giving him enough money for
05:38the amount of eyeballs he's bringing in.
05:41So Rico hit him with it.
05:44Some things Clem.
05:45Yeah.
05:46Yeah.
05:47All right.
05:48Some things Chestnut should be there.
05:49I like the guy with the hat.
05:50That's like, that's a, that's tradition.
05:52So that when else do you see that little boardwalk style, New York hat?
05:57That's the only time you ever see it, you know, like a, you know, a barbershop quartet
06:01or something.
06:02I love the look.
06:03I just, yeah.
06:04I wish there was a little bit more flexibility.
06:05I can't believe they don't have a camera on every guy at every moment too.
06:10I know you think, right.
06:12What else is ESPN to broadcast in that day?
06:14Yeah.
06:15Give me a ESPN two cast.
06:17Give me a ESPN plus.
06:18Give me everything.
06:19Yeah.
06:20If this was being like shot and broadcast on by like Nathan's fucking employees, I could
06:25understand this rudimentary system.
06:27What's ESPN there other than just giving us cameras and like an announcer, they're doing
06:31nothing there.
06:32Well, I think that's also part of it.
06:33They're like, we got to broadcast this thing, but do we really want to put all our resources
06:38behind it?
06:41So they're like, all right, you know, Phil and, uh, and, and Joey, you guys are going
06:44to go and film this thing, but just be from a distance, zoom in when you want, like, whatever.
06:49If you get it, you get it.
06:50If not, you know, now you got my conspiracy brain going.
06:53Maybe this guy isn't Roger Goodell.
06:55Maybe he's Vince McMahon and maybe he's, he knows chestnut isn't going to be there.
06:59The draw Mr. Vegan boy.
07:01So he's trying to drum up rivalries and controversies and bring everybody back next July 4th.
07:06Yeah.
07:07Maybe like a murder happens in it.
07:08It's like, what happened?
07:09And yeah, they have to, they do have to kind of like surprised no one's ever choked to
07:13death in this.
07:14Like we've never seen a Heimlich in the hotdog eating, which is shocking too.
07:19Don't even say that.
07:20That's you're right.
07:21But that's crazy.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Not even like a close call or like you have to do the thing from field of dreams or you
07:27bat it out of the kid stuck in her throat.
07:32The only blood we've ever had is on big cat.
07:35Yes.
07:36Oddly enough, which might've been planted by this guy's like, yo, Bart's was going to
07:40be there.
07:41Let's fucking have the PETA people go through some, it wasn't even PETA too.
07:44It was like some knockoff PETA.
07:45Wasn't it?
07:46Oh, I thought I hadn't heard that.
07:47I thought it was PETA.
07:49I don't remember.
07:50I don't remember.
07:51Maybe it's just an all time fucking moment.
07:52Oh God.
07:53Uh, speaking of fucking America and representing your country, uh, Kawhi Leonard has withdrawn
07:58from team USA replaced by Derek White.
08:01The Celtics just keep fucking stacking up wins.
08:04Uh, I guess we could go like, does Derek White deserve to make it?
08:07Does this person, that person, um, Kawhi playing for team USA seemed like the most bananas
08:12thing of all time.
08:13Considering he doesn't play for the Los Angeles Clippers who play, who pay him hundreds of
08:17millions of dollars to write his contract to play basketball, which he very seldom does.
08:21So, uh, I don't think, was this a surprise week?
08:23I have no idea.
08:24Yeah.
08:25I don't really get excited about the Olympic team until the games actually start, but it
08:29is weird that Jalen Brown's not on the team.
08:32Yes, that is.
08:35If you had the top two guys from the NBA champions, you would think they would both be on the
08:38team.
08:39The, the Jalen Brown gets disrespected, which I guess Jason Tatum's respect has gone up
08:43to the championship.
08:44So now Jalen Brown will be the guy that everyone says is getting disrespected.
08:47The fact he's chosen, his teammate is chosen above him does raise a fair, like, disrespect.
08:52But Derek White's like, you know, he's going to be happy just being on the team.
08:55He's a plug and play guy.
08:56He'll have, he'll have fun.
08:58He'll bring things.
08:59He's a perp.
09:00He's like, he's a great ad because he's a good player.
09:01He's not going to be mad being on the end of the bench.
09:03Like it is what it is.
09:05But the real fun one, should I add a Cooper flag?
09:08And I'm not just saying that cause like it's, I'm a college basketball guy, but like if
09:11he's going to be on the end of the bench, think about all the perks the NBA guys would
09:14have having this guy on the team.
09:17He carry all the bags, you know, get to like, they know he's not going to play.
09:21So it's more minutes for them early, like early on.
09:24It's one less guy.
09:25The bench guys know they're all getting in before him.
09:28But if they're blowing somebody out, we got Cooper flag highlights against like real pros,
09:33you know, in grown men.
09:34So we get to see him against it.
09:35But I don't know.
09:36I think who's paying for the dinners.
09:37You know, I don't know how he has money, but he's going to have to pay for the dinners.
09:42Like it's all low man shit.
09:43Like all low man shit for Cooper flag.
09:46They should make him be the one guy that has to sleep in the Olympic village with no AC
09:50that too.
09:51Yeah.
09:52No air conditioning at your sleep in the Olympic village, or at least like have a funny video
09:55telling them you got to go sleep in the Olympic village.
09:57And then an hour later they come pick them up.
09:59Like, I don't know.
10:00Have some fun with it.
10:02Did you see the clips of him at USA basketball?
10:04Yeah.
10:05He's playing really well.
10:06I mean, he's unbelievable.
10:08The Bulls got to find a way to be bad enough.
10:11That's the only way out.
10:13That's going to be a hell of a tank fest.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Imagine if it spurs somehow again.
10:21The Bulls, like this is like the DeMar DeRozan stuff.
10:24And it's like, I feel like this is the one time that Ryan Zurf is like, all right, we're
10:27not going to try for the playing game.
10:29This one year we'll try to tank.
10:30And then next year, well, after this year, we'll try for the playing game again.
10:33And you're going to see a lot of that.
10:35Like the, I think at some point the Pistons have to start trying, the Wizards have to
10:38start trying, but everyone's going to be like, no, fuck this year.
10:41It's going to be the, what's the thing?
10:42Is it for the what for flag or the what for Cooper?
10:45Is there like a, no, I don't know for Cooper.
10:48Like it.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Tank for two.
10:51Those are always the worst anyway.
10:52So I don't know.
10:53Exactly.
10:54You're also just be like Derek White.
10:55A guy like that.
10:56It's like, oh, he fits the international like game better.
10:58You can always just put that in.
10:59It's like, people will accept it.
11:01I got to get chief's thoughts on this in terms of like, it should, they have chosen Maxi
11:05or Irving.
11:06I know Brunson's heard.
11:07So I, and I don't want him.
11:08I want him to rest.
11:09Oops.
11:10Chief.
11:11Chief.
11:12He hoops over here.
11:13Low-key sniper in the dozen with some hoops questions.
11:14He knows his basketball.
11:15He may be our hockey guy, but he's also paying attention when the Hawks aren't on TV to the
11:19round.
11:20I only know basketball from like 1992 to 2009, every, the last 15 years.
11:26I'm like, I don't know.
11:27I don't know these guys at all.
11:29So Tyrese Maxi, the Sixers guy.
11:32Sure.
11:33Sure.
11:34I like Jalen Brunson.
11:35Cause he's a local kid.
11:36If he's hurt, you know, whatever.
11:37But I think his story is great and have him being from a day.
11:40What high school you go to Jalen Brunson, Stevenson up North Vernon Hill.
11:45So that would have been cool, but I really, I don't really care about this tournament.
11:50I think this is where the Olympics in general.
11:52So until like France or Canada or someone else starts getting good, that we have like
11:56a rivalry that I care about, I'm kind of out on a Olympic basketball.
12:01You know what I got introduced to not being a soccer guy, chief, you're a soccer guy.
12:05I just saw this sport that apparently is an Olympic sport.
12:07Footsall.
12:08Have you seen this?
12:09No.
12:10It's indoors.
12:11It's basically like indoor soccer.
12:12I'm in.
12:13It's speed.
12:14It's like, it speeds up the game.
12:15It shortens the field.
12:16I could, I could see myself watching a little bit of that.
12:19We had, we had the handball guys in here maybe, I don't know, three, four months ago.
12:23We put, we played that on a live stream.
12:25That was so fun.
12:27And I would say a better workout cardio than basketball.
12:30It was, it was awesome.
12:33That's good.
12:34The most, sometimes the most fun of the Olympics are the like random sports that just pop up
12:38out of nowhere.
12:39And it's like, Oh, that would be fun to play.
12:40And then it's also fun to watch.
12:42I'm with you guys.
12:43Like the USA stuff doesn't do much for me when we lose, you're just like, Oh my God,
12:46this is so embarrassing.
12:47And when we went, it's like, yeah, you're supposed to win.
12:49I also, I think I said it on the live stream with Eureka, like kind of rooted against USA
12:53basketball.
12:54I've been snubbed Brunson like three different times.
12:56And at some point it's like, I, it's hard to root for France when Gaubert's there.
13:00Had it up.
13:01Hasn't.
13:02COVID.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Big COVID guy.
13:06Big COVID guy.
13:07Uh, Mike Gundy, big DUI guy, apparently.
13:09So a Oklahoma star running back, Ollie Gordon was arrested for DUI, blew a 0.10.
13:14So it's barely over the legal limit.
13:16I didn't know how, how bad it was.
13:18And Mike Gundy goes, have I had two or three beers and drove a car?
13:21Because those are, because there are beers, he put you over the legal limit.
13:26Um, people need to put some thought into that and not throw stones through a glass window.
13:31And he said, he's going to be guilty of that over a thousand times in life.
13:34Boys, college football is almost back in our lives.
13:37And the coaches that coach those players, what a fucking quote that was.
13:41And it just, you got to defend, you got to defend Gundy a little bit.
13:44He immediately knew what, I think he got caught.
13:49So the thing he said is he's referring to making a bad decision.
13:52He's done a thousand times in his life, not driving drunk for that's, that's at a Gundy's
13:57mouth.
13:58But that's a good, that's an important distinction, although I feel like this is in Oklahoma.
14:04This is a non-story.
14:05Right.
14:06And then the rural guys going back to the rural bar, they don't give a shit.
14:10He makes a, he makes a good case that you couldn't, it affects people a different way.
14:15You might not realize where you're at based on weight and stuff like that.
14:18He made a decent case and he said, I'm not defending him, but he's like, you know, yeah,
14:24but he's like, I did it a thousand times.
14:27It's just for Gundy, a guy like Gundy and I like Gundy.
14:30And if you look up Gundy's like, I think Gundy's going down as like one of the most underrated
14:35coaches of all time.
14:36And it's a shame he didn't make that playoff and it was by a fucking yard.
14:41That would have just been something like get him into a playoff.
14:44They've been on the cusp of championship.
14:45Like he's got a really, really good record.
14:48I'm going to miss Gundy when he, when he's gone.
14:51How old is he now?
14:52He's got to be in his sixties now.
14:53Right.
14:54I don't know.
14:55Do the math.
14:56How long ago?
14:57But yeah, it's probably 2003.
14:58I want to say it was the 40, was the 40 ranch.
15:01He's maybe 63.
15:02Yeah.
15:03The answer is Mike Gundy is 56 years old, 56, 16 years ago.
15:08But when was the 40 ranch?
15:10It was only 16 years ago.
15:11Yeah.
15:12So is that oh eight or seven, depending on when he said it or whatever.
15:17Woods.
15:18I thought it was a little bit earlier.
15:22That's the spin zone of this is this isn't his most infamous moment, most infamous soundbite.
15:27Yeah.
15:28Gundy got nailed for like some kind of American thing.
15:32He was on a weird new news network.
15:33This guy, he can't get out of his own way.
15:37And again, it's just the characters.
15:39He's Teflon.
15:40He's Teflon.
15:41Oh yeah.
15:42Cause he wins games in Oklahoma.
15:43Yeah.
15:44So yeah.
15:45Another one too chief.
15:47I know with the fact that we don't get Bedlam now.
15:52So that's the thing I want out of this.
15:55I think I'm probably going to pull the trigger, get a PS5, get the college football video
15:59game.
16:00I'm only going to play if they allow you to do conference realignment.
16:04I'm putting everything back the way it was in 1996.
16:08That's what it should be.
16:09The regional conferences, give me a power six and we'll play and we'll have Bedlam.
16:14We'll have the backyard brawl.
16:16We'll have everything the way it's supposed to be.
16:18Oh, and then I could get my fucking biggies back the way it used to be.
16:21You guys ruin that.
16:22You fucking jerks.
16:23And Rico, I'm considering Penn state.
16:25I'll give you Penn state back.
16:27You guys can have Penn state.
16:29I don't want to play Duke and fucking Nancy state.
16:32Like what is, I want to play against, you know, Georgetown, Villanova, Syracuse, it's
16:36a beautiful goddamn thing.
16:38It's disgusting.
16:39Yukon Syracuse means something, means something big Monday.
16:43We're talking big Monday.
16:44Big Monday has taken a hit, man.
16:47It's just big 12.
16:48Really?
16:49It's the big 12 game.
16:50It's a double dip in the big 12.
16:52The big used to be better when it was the biggies and then the big 12.
16:55And then if you really got lucky some nights or whatever, I say all the time, my, my boy
17:00ended up being my, my groomsmen who were living together, me, him and my brother.
17:03And uh, it'd be like nine 45.
17:06You just watched the classic or a 10 45.
17:10You just watched the classic and you're like, all right, I'm going to bed.
17:12You're like, no, no, no, no.
17:14Bill Walton's on the call out and cow and cows playing Arizona.
17:18Come on.
17:19Stay up for a half.
17:20Stay up for half.
17:21You're like, we have work tomorrow.
17:22Like, okay.
17:23It's not work.
17:24When are we ever getting Bill Walton again?
17:25And it's true.
17:26We only had so many nights of Bill Walton.
17:27And you're going to watch a half a basketball and Bill Walton's not going to talk about
17:30basketball even once.
17:32Yeah.
17:33And that was before everything he did went like immediately viral.
17:36So you got to like watch it and pay attention to catch it.
17:40But yeah, man, he, uh, fucking those nights, but bring those nights back and bring back
17:46ESPN classic on TV.
17:48That channel is like non-existent.
17:49Dead now?
17:50It's dead.
17:51It's been dead for a while.
17:53Like cause I got everything.
17:55I, I auto record my cable company and I'm like, tell me all the channels that I'm going
17:59to have.
18:00And if ever, ever any one of them ever went out or got canceled, I play the audio like
18:05you're being recorded.
18:06I play it back to them so that I have it.
18:10No, you're being recorded.
18:11No, you're being recorded.
18:12So ESPN classics been out for a while, but best was like, I remember driving up, you
18:17know, during winter break or Martin Luther King day.
18:20And it was Notre Dame Syracuse.
18:22And uh, it was the middle of the day and they're showing a Notre Dame Syracuse, like classic
18:26on ESPN classic.
18:27And that's the ESPN game that night, you know, like they used to like program in everything
18:32again.
18:33This is back when you had no job.
18:34You had, you were a kid, so you could just watch TV all day, but I don't know, man, bring
18:38back ESPN classic, bring back big Monday, bring back, bring back a lot of it.
18:42I'd love to see Troy Murphy play against Syracuse again.
18:45Yes.
18:46One time.
18:47Right.
18:48See, that's where the old school basketball knowledge is exactly.
18:51It's buried right in their nineties to the late two thousands and 2010s.
18:55That's where it all goes around.
18:57It just makes me so again, you guys ruined my big East basketball.
19:01So then I'm like the slow death of college football by becoming so big, it's eating itself.
19:06It does make, I have to admit, it makes me a little happy.
19:08So I would actually argue though, that the big East has found its way back to its originality
19:14where it's only, it's only basketball schools.
19:17There's like, there's 10 of them.
19:18I believe.
19:19I don't know the standings on the top of my head, 10 or 12, but it's all at the bottom
19:23at the bottom, but it's back to just being basketball first Catholic schools.
19:29And for a while it was like, oh, it's not going to make it.
19:32It's made it.
19:33It's, it's made it.
19:34The tournament is still selling out.
19:35It's still dominates championship week.
19:37The big East has made its way through.
19:39At this point.
19:40I care more about like Villanova than I do any other team, just because the Knicks have
19:43all Villanova.
19:44It feels like, I guess I'm going to have to root for Villanova here from here on out.
19:47That's my fucking, I want my guys to be happy.
19:49By the way.
19:50Did I hear this correctly?
19:51It's Cal in the ACC now.
19:52Yeah.
19:53Yes.
19:54Cal in the ACC.
19:55And I saw our guy TJ there was like, he wants to watch his Rutgers biggest Rutgers fan I've
19:59ever met.
20:01They're playing like 1130 at night for like, you know, their conference games because it's
20:05at USC or UCLA or whatever.
20:07That is absolutely so awesome.
20:10It's so dumb.
20:11And I, I, my prediction is that this is going to last a TV contract and they're going to
20:16be like, this is too much.
20:18What we're going to have is just one huge contract.
20:20We're going to have 60 team leagues and we're going to have six divisions and it's going
20:24to be regional.
20:25So they just killed all the tradition.
20:27And I think we'll end up back where we started, but we won't have like the Rose Bowl ties
20:32and all that kind of stuff, which whatever.
20:33All right.
20:34Let's, let's put it, let's bring it back to the original subject here.
20:37Will Mike Gundy still be coaching at Oklahoma state by the time the next realignment happens?
20:43I don't know about that.
20:44Cause you don't, you know, he's getting older.
20:46He's 56 now.
20:47He's only 56.
20:48He's still a baby, but he also like is known to say crazy shit.
20:51And this world's probably going to get like more like, Oh my God, clutching their pearls.
20:55Then if he makes a playoff, he's tough, complete tough.
20:59So I guess the answer is, can he make a playoff?
21:01Yeah.
21:02How do you make the playoffs?
21:03I mean, what is it?
21:0415, 16 teams?
21:05Not even know what the rules are.
21:06He can make the playoffs.
21:07He can make the playoffs.
21:08Yeah.
21:09I think Rico, I think the culture is swinging back.
21:12We're not going to cancel guys for just saying something on the, on a hot mic, a known hot
21:17mic a thousand times in his life.
21:19Never change.
21:20It's a hot mic.
21:21He didn't know he was doing a press conference on media day.
21:22All right.
21:23It's a hot mic.
21:24Oh, we're back in football mode.
21:26It's a beautiful thing.
21:27And I mean, kind of like it's being brought back early.
21:30We have our hard knocks going right now.
21:32Giants just had their second episode last night.
21:35They had the interviews at the combine.
21:37They had a Saquon leaving for the Eagles.
21:39All that talk about how they weren't going to match him, but Brian's able saying he could
21:42hit a go under seven seconds, 40 yard dash.
21:45They put a thing of wings at the end of the line, at the finish line.
21:48He's got to do that though.
21:49Now he's got to do that.
21:50Has to.
21:51He's skinny now too.
21:52You see, he lost all the weight.
21:53Yeah.
21:55And he does that.
21:56I think every year he loses a ton of weight.
21:57And then during the season, he's just eating fried food and sleeping at the office.
22:01So he gains it all back.
22:02But at this point, like he, we need the team leaders, whoever it may be to be like, Dave's,
22:07we need to see you, you know, go, I guarantee Josh Allen would have already had him running
22:11out there if he was still in Buffalo.
22:13So we need to see that.
22:14I agree.
22:15Rico has a giant fan.
22:16How are you?
22:17Do you, are you enjoying this so far?
22:18And you know, it's been pretty good.
22:19I mean, we have editing control and you know, what's like the giants have editing control
22:22and you know, what's going on.
22:23And they're trying to make Jones look good.
22:26Um, I don't know.
22:28I think it was like, say, Kwan was a little pissed off, obviously in the last episode
22:31at the end of that conversation, but it makes sense why he's pissed off.
22:34Like didn't giants didn't offer him right from the get go and then never really offered
22:37him.
22:38They made some offers, but they were kind of insulting.
22:39So it is what it is.
22:40I don't know.
22:41I just, it's getting weird, man.
22:43Cause it's, uh, the kid in me is like being depressed because summer is kind of non-existent.
22:49Like it gets to this point and I'm like, all right, just bring back football.
22:51Yeah.
22:53Like, I just think summer itself has disappeared and really waking up, you're waking up hoping
22:58for that first chilly morning.
22:59I mean, granted we're humid, we're sweating our nuts off right now, but you're kind of
23:02looking for that.
23:03I said it the other day, I was like, uh, I was like, you know, I was like, I liked the
23:07summer, but I wouldn't mind like opening a window or we were walking past the gambling
23:11cave.
23:12I wouldn't mind opening a window, putting on a track suit and having a stream with the
23:14boys.
23:15Yeah.
23:16Fourth of July here in the hard not to use music fourth of July week.
23:19That's like when you see the Christmas stuff and it's still July, you're like, wait, this
23:23is way too early.
23:24Even though it's a month away.
23:25Target already has the back to school stuff loaded up and the grills, you can, the grills
23:30are there.
23:31Six grills are all clearance.
23:32Yeah.
23:33I don't like that one bit.
23:34I have to say tough look for, um, and the summer ends for you, a healthy debate.
23:40Summer ends for me is a labor day.
23:43It's Labor Day.
23:44It's Labor Day.
23:45My fantasy football.
23:46All right.
23:47It's time to turn the page.
23:48I don't know.
23:49I got programmed as a kid that my dad always was like August 1st and the summer, bro, August
23:55is when you start feeling it being closer to going back to school than when you got
23:59out of school.
24:01So when does summer start for you?
24:02Cause then you're getting a month.
24:03Basically you're getting July 1st, August 1st, you had a month of summer in the Bosco
24:07house.
24:08So this, this is explaining.
24:09I say this, we always get like a puzzle piece for Rico.
24:12Every time we see him on camera, another puzzle piece, this is a big one.
24:15This is like a quarter piece man, uh, chief, how are you feeling about, have you been watching
24:22the giants one at all?
24:23Cause I know the bears is coming up.
24:25I've just been seeing the clips and I appreciate the giants tickling our balls about, uh, Caleb
24:29and, and those two clips I'm like, all right, like enough of this giants off season stuff.
24:34Let's just get to the bears.
24:36It's like a little appetizer for, uh, for the bears, the real hard knocks, which obviously
24:40starts in August.
24:41So we need more, we need more.
24:44I need less of like the intricacies of the fucking front office.
24:47We need more of, I say this clip all the time.
24:50It's one of my favorites.
24:51I had to go eventually find it.
24:52Sarah Goosa is fucking got a bucket hat on and he's paying the kid.
24:56He's handing them a hundred dollar bills and he's like, all right, see that fridge in my
25:00room.
25:01I don't want to see the back of it.
25:02Here's get water and get body armor and get a body, you know, body armor flavored.
25:07And he's like, I don't want to see the back of it later.
25:08I'll give you more money for beer.
25:10And he doesn't weigh in.
25:11We got Shannon show up doing impressions.
25:14We need, we need more of that.
25:15We need Brian Cushing being like oppo and he can't spell opposite or opportunity.
25:21Like he can't, he's going upper oppo.
25:23They can't say, they can't figure out what opportunity is.
25:25We need more of the meatheads and more of the like funny clips in hard knocks.
25:29I feel like everyone's now media conscious and they know what's going on.
25:33Like I almost wish they didn't, they didn't tell him they were doing this.
25:36I almost went to a training camp and just didn't tell him.
25:39And the shit just came out organically.
25:41Just like leave a phone on.
25:42Yes.
25:43So when they're evaluating these players or like an interview with a player, it's be like,
25:46cross them off the list.
25:47This guy's a fucking moron.
25:48Like that would be, that would be interesting to tell him, Todd, he played how much money
25:53did you make?
25:54He's like, all right, you're paying for lunch the rest of the year.
25:56Like shit like that.
25:57Like just get back to the, to the football camp because you know, again, like I played,
26:03I played a very low level.
26:05I don't remember scores of games off the top of my head.
26:09I remember some of the stuff at camp like that.
26:12You know what I mean?
26:13Like in between practice, you're both dying.
26:15You get a little bit of a break in between.
26:16And as an upperclassman, you've been through it a little bit more so you can joke around
26:20in between practices and the freshmen have their eyes like this big and you're like,
26:23we'll get through it kid.
26:24You know, stuff like that.
26:25Like, I don't know.
26:26It's just general.
26:27Unless you're going to be the bears.
26:28One of the bears.
26:29One will have that.
26:30No, I know.
26:31I know.
26:32I know.
26:33But I'm saying, give me more of the player.
26:34Like funny interactions, you know, media conscious now.
26:38And I think that's the answer to the question of when to summer end is when two a day start
26:42like that.
26:43Well, that was the other thing as a kid, I went to five days of basketball camp sleep
26:48away from August 9th to like August 14th.
26:51And then in high school, you went to basketball, you went to football camp right after that
26:55two weeks later.
26:56So your August didn't exist.
26:57Yeah, that'll do it.
26:58Chief.
26:59How are you feeling?
27:00Like, so like as a casual, like someone that doesn't really follow the bears day to day,
27:05like what kind of like, you know, now it was awesome.
27:08He came in when me and Smitty were doing game time back in the day and he was very, he's
27:12like Chargers fans, like suck basically is like, they don't share us at all.
27:15They never show up to the games.
27:16So I think he'll be pretty like upfront.
27:18He'll probably fun.
27:19Even though he's working for a contract, I don't know if that'll mess him up.
27:22Rome seems like a fucking like sweetheart and just like a hard worker.
27:26Caleb seems, I mean, I don't know what you're going to get from Caleb.
27:28Like, are we going to get some stuff where people are clutching their pearls because
27:31of his phone or his fingernails or something like that?
27:34Well, I'm sure there'll be some of that, but like everybody you talk to with, with the
27:38bears, like the guys we know said, he's like the man, like a football guy, kind of like
27:42almost what the giants were saying in that clip.
27:44Like this guy just, he's a competitor.
27:46He loves football, all that kind of stuff.
27:48I wonder if they'll use it more to like flip the narrative about him.
27:51Yeah.
27:52It's going to be a thing where it's like, Hey, let's all the people who are clamoring
27:55for Justin Fields, like this guy's undeniably the man.
27:59So I think that maybe if they have like the editing, that's how I would edit it.
28:03I'd be like, let's get everybody on board with this.
28:05So yeah, I'm very excited.
28:07Very excited for hard knocks, very excited for, you know, that first week, zero football
28:11game too.
28:12At the end of August bears have the hall of fame game, which I think we said on a mid
28:15show today is like three weeks from today is the hall of fame game.
28:22So it's like the beach towels dude.
28:26It's old.
28:27Oh man.
28:28I got to wake up early with the kids during the fucking school year.
28:32I need this summer camp and everything.
28:33It just makes everything.
28:34So I don't need to hear send your kids away all summer.
28:37The way Rico's dad did.
28:38That's what I'm going to do.
28:39Yes.
28:40That's what I'm Rico.
28:41I'm good after this.
28:42You gotta give me some candies.
28:43My kids don't even like basketball.
28:44So they're going to have to learn to love it, I guess.
28:46Oh, that was the other thing someone said, can you imagine if this giants hard knocks
28:51where once again, everything seems staged where they're like, oh man, whoa, the cap
28:55is 255 million.
28:57Like you guys knew what the capital was going to be before anyone else.
28:59Like don't give me that bullshit.
29:01They're always like, I don't, I've never noticed this before with other hard knocks, but I
29:05think this one, they have to explain some of the stuff for the audience at home.
29:08It doesn't know a lot of the intricacies like us sickos do, you know, do this for a living.
29:12They have to explain like roster cuts and sizes and going through the free agent.
29:16This is Devin Singletary.
29:17He can make a good one.
29:18It's like, these guys are talking jargon.
29:19We can't even understand if it was real.
29:21So I think a lot of it is set up, but they say, could you imagine if this hard knocks
29:25they had Dave Gettleman and Joe judge were the head coach of the GM for all this, I would
29:30probably just not be in.
29:31I would forget about stuff.
29:32Being a giant fan.
29:33I would stop following the NFL.
29:34I'd be like, I'm out.
29:35I've had my fucking run.
29:36I cannot in good conscious root for a team with this as like their, their, you know,
29:39face of it.
29:40So that would have been tough.
29:42Also it's tougher.
29:43I, my guy, Danny Jones, like Brian Dable was like basically jerking off the Drake may by
29:47the end of that.
29:48Like he was dying for him.
29:49And it's like, you can tell they even said, they said, Shane goes, oh yeah.
29:54You know, if Danny doesn't come back, we might have to, you know, sign a free agent or draft
29:57someone.
29:58So that's why we're doing our due diligence.
29:59Like, no, you guys are ready to trade.
30:01It was necessary for big three to get draped mag and the page, which are like, go fuck
30:04yourselves.
30:05We're keeping some tough look for Danny there, but it is what it is.
30:07What's interesting is we haven't heard from Jones really either.
30:10Yeah.
30:11I mean, he never talks.
30:12He's like Eli and just goes in his shell.
30:14And then after the injury, but yeah, it's, I thought there was going to be a lot more
30:17of like a, Hey, this guy works his ass off all this stuff you've heard about Daniel Jones
30:21and they were going to really build on it, but they're kind of just staying away from
30:24that.
30:25We also had this entire thing with week Martindale where he like apparently got in a, like a
30:30heated debate with Abel, left the building, didn't quit, but he wanted to leave.
30:35And they just ignored that.
30:36So I know they have final cut, but like, you got to give us something, man, it's already
30:41out there.
30:42Yeah, exactly.
30:43Exactly.
30:44So if you, again, I feel like they're not showing us, you know, hard knocks, they're
30:47not going to show you how the sausage is made, but like, at least tell me I'm in a sausage
30:51factory.
30:52You're not telling me even that.
30:53So I don't know why sports teams in general treat everything like it's the nuclear codes,
30:59like what's the worst that's going to happen?
31:02Like you have to answer a few more questions about it.
31:04Like who cares?
31:05Just like be more transparent.
31:08And if this, we're in this era of like all access, if you're going to say it's all access,
31:12like give us a little something.
31:14That's what we want.
31:15Make it reality TV.
31:17We want real life shit.
31:18Just like our girl, the hot to a girl paid $30,000 to make an appearance at a Miami club
31:23party.
31:25I know that the company line, I think across the internet at this point is like enough
31:29hot to, uh, I'm just happy for her, man.
31:32I don't know what else to say.
31:33I'm just really, I was in Chicago with you chief and actually you Rico for the dozen
31:36when she leak of a viral.
31:37And I saw all these hot two things.
31:38I'm like, what the fuck are people talking about?
31:40At this point?
31:41You're the only one.
31:42I thought for a while, I'm like, Oh, it kept, it keeps popping up on my page.
31:46I don't think I'm special, but I just kept being like, maybe it's my algo.
31:49It's my, like, is this thing is big horny.
31:51Yeah.
31:53I was like, and I didn't even ask for it the first time it came up.
31:55Like I didn't want, like it just popped up.
31:58It started how it started.
31:59It already had a million views or whatever, you know, billions of views, whatever it has.
32:02And then it just started going everywhere.
32:04And then people would do reaction videos to it and whatever.
32:06I'm like, man, this thing is gaining some steam.
32:08It was one of those, like you saw it organically, like go, you know, it's crazy.
32:13Yeah.
32:14I mean, they were selling, uh, outside of NASCAR in Chicago, they're selling Hawk to
32:17a t-shirts and hats.
32:20So I saw a guy, um, an English guide said at an English team Jersey on, they play today
32:26Hawk to a 69.
32:28Like it's just, it is everywhere.
32:30I love that she got that 30 K. I hope she cashes in.
32:33It's a nice story.
32:34She works in a spring factory.
32:35I don't even know what the fuck that is.
32:37She was making, making Springs.
32:40So get her some money, uh, cash in, you know, strike while the iron's hot.
32:44I'm not like sick of her maybe it's cause we, you know, we met her for a second when
32:47we were down in Nashville.
32:48Uh, so I don't know.
32:50Seems like a nice girl.
32:51Yeah.
32:52She took her forever.
32:53Even to get social media up.
32:54A lot of the stuff that people were saying was her merch, wasn't even her merch.
32:58So she's not like, she wasn't looking to cash in immediately, which I think makes me like
33:01her even more.
33:02And this is my, my, um, theory on Hawk to a, why she went so far.
33:07I mean, obviously cute girl, funny, funny lines, sex, something about the accent, man.
33:12It's the accent.
33:13Yeah.
33:14It's like, it's even before she delivers the punchline I was in.
33:20Cause it was like, yeah, you got to spend on that.
33:24It's just a crazy accent.
33:26She's like a Southern bell, but she's, you know, saying disgusting things.
33:29It's crazy.
33:30But it's, it's accents in general just work.
33:32So you have hot to a girl, right?
33:34Put it in reverse Terry.
33:35That guy's little English on it.
33:36When he says it, then you have Leroy Jenkins, Charlie bit me if that's just two American
33:42kids talking, but it's the fucking English accent.
33:45I mean, it's like an accent.
33:46I don't think I've ever heard before.
33:47And yeah, it's fucking perfect.
33:50Accents work.
33:51Not saying this girl, obviously, but like Blake Lively in the town is that much hotter
33:54when she's like figuring out coppa.
33:57Like she's fucking just, I hate that accent for girls.
34:00It's a tough accent, man, but it's Blake Lively.
34:03It's Blake.
34:04No, I don't.
34:05But I don't think it makes Blake Lively.
34:06Figure it out.
34:07Mr. Crime stopper.
34:08It's fucking unbelievable.
34:12Accents fucking rule, man.
34:13I'll give you another one then.
34:15I don't think she's the prettiest girl of all time.
34:17She's definitely attractive, but many drivers accident in Goodwill hunting.
34:22Oh yeah.
34:23Home run.
34:24Like it makes it that much better.
34:25Olivia Newton.
34:26John in Greece.
34:27Oh, I mean, all timer all time.
34:31That's why you tell that Halloween's costume still plays.
34:34Yeah.
34:35Yes.
34:36Yeah.
34:37God.
34:38And the top two is a girl too, that if I find out, and again, she's like, I'm not doing
34:44an only fans.
34:45It makes me like, all right.
34:46Like finding the other way to cash in.
34:47If I find out she made a million dollars for an hour appearance at a bar.
34:51Good for you.
34:52I'm like, at this point, internet is just fake money.
34:54Everyone's making millions of dollars, except for me.
34:56It feels like just.
34:57I also think part of it is like kind of why are the Barstool smoke shows used to be such
35:02a staple and so popular because she just seems like a normal girl.
35:06Sort of attainable in a way, you know, like anybody could see a model.
35:11Anybody could put up a collage of models and the hottest models.
35:15When you start putting in, oh my God, my cousin knows that girl.
35:18Yeah.
35:19That's genuine girl next door.
35:21Exactly.
35:22Yeah.
35:23Exactly.
35:24Like, well, there's smoke shows.
35:25I'm saying like, oh my God.
35:26Yeah.
35:27Somebody goes to a school.
35:28Yo Clem.
35:29It's Sienna girl.
35:30Like, you know her like, oh no, I don't have a class or it's like, what are you fucking
35:33useless?
35:34You know, like this is this is why I'm friends with you.
35:36Tell me you could.
35:37Yeah.
35:38Yeah.
35:39It's just, I'll tell you, man, Gen Z, they live a faster life than the three old men
35:43on this panel right now.
35:45Come fucking for, you know, it'll still be in the vernacular come fall.
35:49It's gonna be a wild fucking semester there when the hot two was coming out and just there's
35:53gonna be a lot of partying going on.
35:55God bless all the all the college kids out there and shout out to a girl after show.
36:00We transition from the hot to a girl to the savior of barstool, the Nate dog, Nate dog
36:05at the world poker Russian out of jazz of two 24 PM Eastern time, I believe had like
36:12850 K ish worth of chips.
36:14Right.
36:15He hasn't.
36:16We looked at chief.
36:17We were looking at before we went on and he hadn't started for the day at this point.
36:19Right.
36:20He had a million plus.
36:21I think he had it earlier in the night.
36:23He lost a little bit at the, by the end of, I saw he was 13th overall chip at one point.
36:29Yes.
36:30I think he's in the like hundred around a hundred now, but he's pretty close to being
36:34in the money.
36:35He's at, he's pretty close to at least finishing in the money.
36:38And then you start having those crazy dreams.
36:40I'm speaking of crazy dreams, big cat kind of already is like spoiled the tournament
36:45for me though.
36:46Did you see this tweet where he's like, I already know what happens.
36:48Nate's going to win the world series of poker dates.
36:51Dave's going to beat them heads up.
36:52And then Dave's going to claim to be the world series champion of poker.
36:54I'm like, wow, that is a, we can finally crack the simulation of barstool.
37:00So that I hadn't seen that.
37:02What I was going to say is I can't, I can't wait for the unnamed show shits on him.
37:08He could be like, how long does the tournament go?
37:12Has to be like a week and a half maybe.
37:15Okay.
37:16So he's still got it.
37:17He's still got a ways to go.
37:18So theoretically he'll be in by the time the unnamed show starts.
37:21And even if he's the chip leader, you know, Dave just kind of like shit on him relentlessly.
37:26That's like one of my, that's one of my favorite things is Dave just shitting on Nate.
37:30Even though I like Nate, I get, and same with you Rico.
37:33I was going to say, I love when Dave goes after you guys and Smitty.
37:40Every Thursday I wake up, I'm like, how am I going to be worked into this thing?
37:42I didn't do anything.
37:43I did what I was supposed to do.
37:44Like, and then there's something they got you.
37:47They found out eight months ago, you edited out mops and they're just dragging you.
37:52Yeah.
37:53Like Nate, Nate's biggest like obstacle to win this isn't the millions of professional
37:59poker players, sharks that he's going up against.
38:01It's the podcast that's filming a day later.
38:04It's like Nate right now.
38:05It's like sunny and 80 degrees in his little world.
38:09But there's like that like purple thunderstorm coming and it's just Dave on a day has been
38:13having like a week to cook up whatever he's going to say here.
38:16So I'm a little nervous for the dog, but I would love a Portnoy live stream if Nate's
38:21on the final table.
38:22Just like every hand being like, what a fucking pussy.
38:25Right.
38:26Yeah.
38:27Right.
38:28And for a bad beat.
38:29Yeah.
38:30Oh, that's a shame.
38:31That's a shame.
38:32Good run.
38:33Natie back to work.
38:34Start editing those blogs.
38:35Yeah.
38:36Like that's the tough part for Nate.
38:37Like you realize how hard it is to make it to the final table or make it in the top hundred
38:41or something like that.
38:42If he does that.
38:44And if he doesn't win though, it's a loss in Dave's eyes.
38:46Yeah, exactly.
38:47And then he has to play Dave heads up and it's like, you know, are you going to bet
38:52against the guy who every year he owns barstool, a Boston team wins a championship.
38:56It's crazy.
38:57He sells them.
38:58Boston stops sweating.
38:59He gets them back.
39:00They start winning.
39:01He's riding.
39:02He's got a stack of them.
39:03He's got a stack of them.
39:04He's got a stack of them.
39:05He's got a stack of them.
39:06He's got a stack of them.
39:07Hey, FYI guys, this is John Rich.
39:14Nate just tweeted that he will be on the featured table today at four 30 Eastern on
39:20poker go.
39:21So that'll be happening by the time this airs, but Nate, if you got poker go, you can go
39:25watch Nate.
39:26Got it.
39:27There we go.
39:28And I'm sure Dave will be watching and commenting on it whenever he has a chance.
39:31So he comes in from like the beach of wherever fucking plates he's on in paradise right now.
39:36And then kind of just going off of that last thing, Rico is currently there.
39:42What's temperature like in Barstow, New York right now?
39:45This AC guy is a fucking disaster.
39:48Like he comes in, he wants to talk to everybody.
39:50It's somehow I, everybody's convinced he just keeps breaking it.
39:53But yeah, it's very, if I was Dave in this office right now, I would tap out cause it's,
39:57it's very hot in here in clothes, no windows.
40:01I don't know.
40:02Pete's got something where it's working in certain spots.
40:04It's not working in the others.
40:05The gambling cave was cold, but the regular office is not like where we sit.
40:09I don't know.
40:10The whole thing is for shit.
40:11Now, all I want to say is when it was 62, I had the answers, right?
40:15Like it doesn't look so bad putting it back down to 62.
40:18Is there any truth to the rumor that they took the air conditioners out of the New York
40:21office and sent it to Chicago?
40:23So the guys in Chicago are extra comfortable.
40:25Cause I mean, that adds up with the office with, you know, the fucking popcorn machine,
40:29the basketball court and the blowjob machines.
40:32I will say, I think it's like 66 in here.
40:35It's a little, it's a little cold.
40:38So maybe we did get that second air conditioner.
40:40And we'll have to see.
40:41I'm sure if we, I'm sure if we say something to page our office manager, that'll be fixed
40:44by the afternoon.
40:45Nope.
40:46Yeah.
40:47Ah, so that's the run down.
40:50Go Nate.
40:51Go.
40:52Oh, wait.
40:53I did have one.
40:54I'd have one last one.
40:55I heard about this.
40:56I don't know if you could really make like a blog worthy story out of it.
40:58You guys hear what the Cincinnati bangles are doing?
41:00No.
41:01It's selling the TVs across the stadium outside like a fucking garage sale.
41:06What do you mean?
41:08Like they're updating all of the TVs from the stadium and they're outside selling them
41:13to people first come first serve.
41:16Shouldn't you just like donate them or take them?
41:18That's gotta be goodwill.
41:20It's not goodwill.
41:22They're selling them to like people.
41:23Oh, you're saying it's, they gotta put them in.
41:25They should be doing or like the VA, the VA.
41:28I feel like my dad tries to clean out the garage and like the VA comes in and like picks
41:33up a bunch of junk.
41:34Yeah.
41:35Or donate them to local bars around the area and be like, Hey, this TV is courtesy of the
41:39bangles and like it always has the good PR Rico crazy.
41:43They're selling them like fucking like a garage sale.
41:46So this like every so often, and it's the second time they've done it.
41:50They already did this once apparently.
41:53And like TVs now are like 400 bucks.
41:56Like, well, like what are they, what are they getting?
41:59Well, I mean you can get a 60 to an 85 inch TV for 60 bucks.
42:04So it's a pretty good deal.
42:05That's a good deal.
42:06It is a good deal, but like to sell them, maybe just make it first come first serve
42:10like the beach clubs or the pool clubs, like line up.
42:13You want to get a TV line up?
42:14We'll hand it to you, but they don't need the money.
42:17Stadium doesn't need the money.
42:18They have a hundred season ticket and you have to bring exact cash.
42:21You can only get one per person.
42:23You have to bring exact cash.
42:24They're not doing change.
42:25It's like a fucking bizarro lemonade stand.
42:28I'm telling you, man, Mike, you forget Mike Brown owns the bangles cause they hit with
42:32borough and they've had success with their stuff.
42:34And then they, there's a story like this.
42:36You're just like Mike Brown still there.
42:37So I want it to pay for that borough contract.
42:39That's not coming out of just his body.
42:41You want Jamar chase to get his deal.
42:43And then maybe Higgins.
42:44I don't know what the fuck's going to happen.
42:45You almost want to like tell borough and like Higgins and like some of the top players be
42:49like, guys, this is how much all these TVs costs.
42:52Why don't you guys buy them?
42:54So that this never hit the PR thing.
42:56You know what I mean?
42:57Like you buy them and donate them.
42:58Put on those blue shirts, your geek squad for the day.
43:01Move some TVs.
43:02No, just, yeah.
43:04Just buy them and donate them.
43:05Yeah, exactly.
43:06Like this is crazy.
43:07Crazy.
43:08When I found out that's bananas cheaper.
43:09I mean, and listen, the Mara's have not looked very good ever since Wellington pass and you
43:14know, John has taken over and I went to soldier field.
43:18Now I know why you guys are blogging about new stadiums every week.
43:20That is the oldest, saddest stadium I've ever been to in my life as an NFL.
43:25I went to Billy Joel at soldier.
43:27He too.
43:28I was there that night.
43:29Yeah.
43:30Yeah.
43:31That's right.
43:32I forgot.
43:33You went, I got out of there.
43:34I, cause you can't get an Uber.
43:35There's no transportation.
43:36There's like the rickshaw bike guys, the guys like I'll take you a mile North in the back
43:42of this rickshaw.
43:43So you can, might have a better chance of getting an Uber.
43:45I was like, deal goes a mile.
43:48I was in there for probably 15 minutes, $140.
43:52And then another $70 Uber home.
43:55So it's, they got to do something.
43:58And it's also the smallest stadium in the NFL.
44:00So that place stinks.
44:02It's terrible, dude.
44:03I was, we had like the floor seats would go inside to like, I'm like, I'm going to go
44:06take a piss.
44:07Maybe get something to eat or drink.
44:08And it's just, they put port-a-potties in the bottom.
44:10So it was like a hundred port-a-potties.
44:12Where am I right now?
44:13That's Chicago.
44:14I, it's a fucking second city, fucking on the lake, beautiful, majestic place.
44:18All the people tell me a great Chicago is, and I'm like this dump of the stadium, Rico,
44:22we had it bad in terms of traffic in New York.
44:24We have at least roads coming out of it and major highways.
44:26You're just stuck.
44:27There's like a fucking park or something next to you.
44:29And there's no way ends are out.
44:30And then I just walked, chief.
44:32I walked like two miles.
44:33I was sweating my dick off.
44:34And then I was like, oh, now I understand the whole Chicago crime thing.
44:37Cause I was not in a safe place wherever I ended up.
44:39I'm sure there's some nice places as well, but there, there was some weird shit going
44:43on outside.
44:44That's all I'm going to say.
44:45It sounds like you walked South.
44:46Maybe I did.
44:47I don't know what I did, but I was in the wrong.
44:48I was in a bad place.
44:49So not good at all.
44:52But that's a great story about the bangles.
44:54At least like, what is that?
44:55You saw a hundred TVs at 6,000 bucks.
44:57You just donate them all to local bars that does its job and fucking good PR and you have
45:02to have good Juju this time in your franchise.
45:05You're this good.
45:06You need to have a break.
45:07Score your way.
45:08Appease the football gods.
45:09Um, 24 to 39 inch, 30 bucks, 40 to 49, 40 bucks, 50 to 55, 50 bucks, 56 to 85 bucks.
45:22I have a, I have a 50, I think a 60 inch plasma that I just took down.
45:27It died.
45:28And I have to like, I could get fixed and I'm like, I'm just going to give that.
45:31I'm not even going to bother selling that.
45:32And I'm poor compared to the fixing things.
45:37It's out fixing things out.
45:40Just buy.
45:41You want to buy a new one?
45:42Who's going to buy a 24 inch TV?
45:44You can't even see a 24 inch TV in this world we live in now.
45:46They look like fucking iPads compared to like the regular TV.
45:50Shame TV four and five down in the Bosco basement.
45:53Okay.
45:54Fair enough.
45:5527 inches courtesy of big cat, but it's a small and confined place.
45:59So I think the chief's TV is bigger than 24 inches that he got roasted for.
46:03I upgraded.
46:04I got two 27s.
46:05They're the five.
46:06They're TVs four and five.
46:07Yeah.
46:08That's your, that's the last guy's off the fucking, in the starting line up.
46:10I'm not going to, you know, it's no big deal.
46:12That's going to be for the Rutgers 1130 game against Washington and you're watching Seinfeld
46:19on the big one and you got the little TVs going for TJ's can be wired until fucking
46:23four in the morning.
46:24Cause he's been staying up just watching a, you know, regular conference game.
46:28So that's the rundown.
46:29It was a beast.
46:30It was an honor being with you fellows again, and we'll see you tomorrow.