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00:00:00 (upbeat music)

00:00:02 - Mets, get the fuck over here.

00:00:06 Ben Metz.

00:00:08 - Still live.

00:00:10 - Who no longer works at Barstool.

00:00:12 - Still do, still live.

00:00:13 - Okay.

00:00:14 - In the flesh.

00:00:15 - That's your opinion.

00:00:16 (laughing)

00:00:17 So you are here.

00:00:18 Now a couple, last week you put out a video.

00:00:20 - Here, come stand here.

00:00:21 - Of you hitting the rope ladder.

00:00:23 - You got it, you got it, you got it.

00:00:26 Oh, speed demon, speed demon.

00:00:29 Speed demon, speed demon, yes.

00:00:30 - It's probably the first time

00:00:31 I've ever been called speed demon.

00:00:32 - Okay, all right.

00:00:33 We would like to see a live demonstration of your footwork.

00:00:36 - Okay.

00:00:37 - So we don't have a ladder, but if you can--

00:00:40 - I know what you're asking.

00:00:41 - Okay, I don't have to explain anymore.

00:00:43 Speed demon.

00:00:46 - This is river dance.

00:00:47 - This is DDR.

00:00:47 (laughing)

00:00:50 - Speed demon, speed demon.

00:00:52 - Oh, you're going back.

00:00:53 - You got it, you got it.

00:00:54 - That's hopscotch.

00:00:54 - You got it, you got it, you got it.

00:00:55 Speed demon, speed demon, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:00:58 (clapping)

00:01:01 Yes.

00:01:02 - Can't really say I nailed it, but.

00:01:06 - No, no, you nailed it head on.

00:01:06 - No, you did exactly what you were supposed to do.

00:01:08 - You nailed it head on.

00:01:10 - Wow, that was electric.

00:01:11 How's life going?

00:01:12 - Life's good, man.

00:01:13 It's good, good, good.

00:01:14 - And we walk in, no one's fucking here.

00:01:16 No one, that whole area, that was,

00:01:20 it was so stunningly silent.

00:01:22 Who's that guy?

00:01:26 (laughing)

00:01:27 - I mean, he's hustling.

00:01:28 - He's sweating.

00:01:28 - He's working his ass off.

00:01:29 - I like that guy.

00:01:30 - Respect.

00:01:31 - That's what you should do.

00:01:32 You should be fucking on the hop.

00:01:34 - Yeah, that was great.

00:01:35 (laughing)

00:01:36 - Okay, first rundown back in the Barstool-owned world.

00:01:41 And it got off to a bang today.

00:01:43 We were on Barstool Radio doing it,

00:01:45 but that whole trash section down there.

00:01:47 - It's the loser pen slash trash pen slash pig pen.

00:01:51 - Nobody was here.

00:01:51 - Those are the names.

00:01:52 - Nobody was here.

00:01:53 - How stupid is this fucking company?

00:01:56 Like I bought it, I've owned it back for less than 24 hours.

00:02:01 And what time is it right now?

00:02:02 - 9.45.

00:02:04 - 9.45.

00:02:05 Then we got a couple people over here.

00:02:08 These motherfuckers don't show up.

00:02:11 I'm only in the office for a fucking week.

00:02:13 What the fuck are these idiots doing?

00:02:15 - Just, it was dead ass empty to the point

00:02:19 it was so silent that I was like in my office.

00:02:24 I'm like--

00:02:25 - You hear your keys clacking?

00:02:26 - I looked at my phone, I'm like,

00:02:28 is it still like 8 a.m.?

00:02:29 No, it was 10 a.m.

00:02:31 Nobody here.

00:02:32 I got furious.

00:02:33 I was legit mad.

00:02:34 It's like people know I'm here.

00:02:36 I just bought the company.

00:02:37 No one's fucking here.

00:02:39 So that was an interesting way to start it.

00:02:41 Robbie, you were super late.

00:02:42 You had diarrhea.

00:02:44 - I did.

00:02:44 (laughing)

00:02:45 It's tough.

00:02:46 Listen, I was excited about the whole Barstool thing

00:02:49 yesterday.

00:02:50 I said I'm gonna get myself my favorite meal.

00:02:51 I got a burger, jalapeno bacon mushroom burger.

00:02:55 It went right through me, Dave.

00:02:56 It went right through me.

00:02:57 - Because new Tiffany Gomez picture just dropped.

00:03:00 The crazy plane lady, Tiffany Gomez tweeted

00:03:02 an Instagram new picture of herself with the caption,

00:03:04 "One moment doesn't define you,

00:03:06 "but it can define your purpose.

00:03:07 "#selflove, #empowerment, #motivation, #staytuned."

00:03:11 And if you go to tiffanygomez.com,

00:03:13 I think there is a link to the video

00:03:15 for addressing the public for the first time.

00:03:17 My queen, I love her.

00:03:18 - I love her too.

00:03:19 - She's so right.

00:03:20 Do not let one moment define you.

00:03:21 - Agreed.

00:03:21 - And I'd like to spend the rest of my life with her.

00:03:22 - Agreed.

00:03:23 - Now--

00:03:24 - She's so cute.

00:03:25 - She's very attractive.

00:03:26 - Yeah.

00:03:27 - I would be so pissed if I was on that plane

00:03:29 that had a deboard because this woman's screaming nonsense.

00:03:31 That would fucking--

00:03:32 - Thank you for warning me.

00:03:33 - That would infuriate you.

00:03:34 - Thank you for warning me.

00:03:35 - You guys would have lost your shit.

00:03:36 - Didn't they deboard that plane?

00:03:36 They deboarded that plane?

00:03:38 - Yes, they deboarded the plane.

00:03:40 - Oh, that was good.

00:03:41 She was a public servant looking out for citizens.

00:03:43 - No, if that happened to you guys, you--

00:03:44 - What, it's hysteria?

00:03:45 I did not hear that they deboarded the plane.

00:03:46 - I heard they deboarded the plane.

00:03:48 Now, maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I heard.

00:03:50 - I personally would have deboarded the plane.

00:03:52 If she was on my plane and she's saying all that shit,

00:03:55 I believe her.

00:03:56 I believe everything she says, especially now.

00:03:58 Also, though, yeah, we haven't heard exactly

00:04:00 what happened to her, right?

00:04:01 She hasn't said, "Oh, I was on drugs,"

00:04:03 or "I took an edible," or whatever.

00:04:05 She just--

00:04:06 - No, she hasn't said what she saw or whatever.

00:04:08 - Then I'm still on her side.

00:04:09 - We're trying to get her on Barstool Radio.

00:04:10 I know some DMs have been exchanged.

00:04:12 - Oh, yeah?

00:04:13 - Not between me, between the, I think, Barstool.

00:04:16 Yeah, I mean, I would just love to know the story.

00:04:19 But I'm sure, this could be, what is she,

00:04:21 is she gonna launch an OnlyFans?

00:04:23 She gave the feet away.

00:04:25 People were saying she should've given

00:04:26 the bare feet away already in that picture.

00:04:27 - I know, she did give the feet away.

00:04:30 - I would, look, for research purposes,

00:04:32 I'd probably subscribe to that OnlyFans.

00:04:33 - Can she only do an OnlyFans 'cause she's hot?

00:04:35 What if she has more to her?

00:04:36 What if she's, you know?

00:04:37 - So you wanna date this woman?

00:04:40 - I want to marry her.

00:04:41 - Okay, let's say you marry her.

00:04:42 - I want death to do us part.

00:04:43 - Let's say you marry her, and then a year later,

00:04:45 she does this stuff again on the plane.

00:04:46 You can't get upset because--

00:04:48 - Why would you get upset?

00:04:49 - I would not get upset.

00:04:50 - So she starts screaming, you're all packed up,

00:04:52 ready to go on a trip, you sit down,

00:04:53 you're relaxing on the plane,

00:04:54 and she starts screaming--

00:04:55 - I'd get a little angrier than I'd look at her,

00:04:57 and I'd say, "All's forgiven."

00:04:58 - You know what, I know it's for the after show,

00:05:00 but I gotta do it.

00:05:01 The picture of the Tungsten Group, John Rich.

00:05:03 - Ooh!

00:05:04 - I'm tired of dicking around with these topics.

00:05:06 Let's talk about your picture.

00:05:08 - Let's talk about it.

00:05:09 - Let's talk about it.

00:05:09 - It was bad lighting.

00:05:10 It was a tough, I was put in a tough spot.

00:05:11 - Everybody else was in the same light.

00:05:14 - No, that's not true, it's dark,

00:05:15 and there are certain bulbs shine.

00:05:18 - So there he is, right, god damn!

00:05:20 (laughing)

00:05:22 - You broke John!

00:05:24 - I hadn't seen this.

00:05:26 - How do you look like that?

00:05:28 - You look like you're from the Addams Family.

00:05:29 - Oh my god!

00:05:30 - He does, he's got a larch look to him.

00:05:32 - Your eyeballs look like the goggles

00:05:34 you wear in a tanning bed.

00:05:35 (laughing)

00:05:38 - You know, I have hit the tanning room

00:05:39 a couple times lately.

00:05:41 - Oh my god.

00:05:42 - It was a bad idea, I don't know what I can say.

00:05:45 It was a bad life.

00:05:46 - Sir, there you go.

00:05:48 - Oh, hi.

00:05:49 - You both looked dead, you looked like a serial killer.

00:05:52 - You did this on purpose.

00:05:53 - I did go for like the serious look,

00:05:55 but I didn't know that was gonna happen.

00:05:57 - 'Cause Nick went for hard in his picture too.

00:06:00 - Yeah, as a rock.

00:06:01 - And yeah, it's a hell of a picture.

00:06:04 - But notice, scroll up to the top one.

00:06:07 Look at Ken Jack.

00:06:10 - Yeah.

00:06:10 - Look at John.

00:06:11 Now scroll to that one where it's zoomed in.

00:06:14 Folks, that's two different photos, he looks the same.

00:06:18 This is not a stroke of luck, that's what you look like.

00:06:21 - That is you, that's who you are.

00:06:24 - That's what I looked like last night.

00:06:25 - Oh god.

00:06:26 - You do look better right now.

00:06:29 - Thank you, big T.

00:06:30 - If that's any consolation.

00:06:31 - Yeah, this is the worst I've ever seen you.

00:06:32 - That is the worst.

00:06:32 - You're not a bad looking guy, you're a mean looking guy.

00:06:34 - Very sickly.

00:06:35 - Dude, if you were laying in a casket,

00:06:37 you know how like when you go to a funeral

00:06:38 and you're just like, he looks good.

00:06:40 You couldn't say that, and you're alive.

00:06:43 - Have you seen Vogue models lately?

00:06:47 - Have I seen what?

00:06:48 - Have you seen like Vogue models lately?

00:06:50 - Yeah.

00:06:51 - No, John, you don't look like a Vogue model.

00:06:53 - Pull up some models, pull up some,

00:06:55 maybe a Raf Simons model.

00:06:57 Actually, it's in my blog, go look at the blog.

00:06:59 - Well, you're just trying to get numbers

00:07:01 for your blog at this point.

00:07:02 - Pete Davidson also.

00:07:03 - God.

00:07:05 - He's so close to you.

00:07:07 - Every time it zooms in.

00:07:09 - What are they calling, John Disrich?

00:07:11 - They called you John Disrich.

00:07:13 - That's good stuff.

00:07:14 - John Rich looks like if heroin had a heroin problem.

00:07:16 - Oh God.

00:07:18 - More like John Poor.

00:07:19 - That one's, that one hurts the nose.

00:07:23 - John Rich looks ghastly.

00:07:25 You never want ghastly.

00:07:27 - Look at Nate text him.

00:07:29 You got to blog that picture after you finish

00:07:31 sucking blood from an unsuspecting bypasser.

00:07:34 (laughing)

00:07:37 - Well, that's not at all.

00:07:38 That's what models look like these days?

00:07:41 - Yeah.

00:07:42 - If you were a family member of mine

00:07:43 and I saw that picture, I'd be concerned.

00:07:46 - I'm worried about receiving a phone call

00:07:48 any hour now.

00:07:50 - From your family?

00:07:51 - You know when like a tragedy happens

00:07:53 and then they're like, we found the person that did it

00:07:55 and you see the picture and you're like,

00:07:56 that makes sense.

00:07:57 Yeah.

00:07:59 - Yeah, we should have seen this coming.

00:08:00 - Yeah.

00:08:01 Oh my God.

00:08:02 He's staring through my soul.

00:08:05 - Yeah.

00:08:07 - He's not looking at me, he's looking through me.

00:08:12 - You go out to a bar and you're in a crowd

00:08:14 and you see those eyes staring at you the whole time.

00:08:16 - Lock eyes, it's like the always sunny.

00:08:19 Yeah.

00:08:20 - All right.

00:08:21 - Dude, that's a man that if you walk into

00:08:25 a movie theater alone, I'm leaving.

00:08:27 If I see that person in a movie theater,

00:08:29 I'm packing my bag.

00:08:30 - You see that person in a lobby, you're leaving.

00:08:31 - Yeah.

00:08:32 - I don't even wait to see if he's in the movie with you.

00:08:34 - Did I look that scary?

00:08:35 - Don't sell this man an overcoat.

00:08:36 - Did you think I looked that scary

00:08:37 when I walked into the bar?

00:08:37 - John, look at yourself.

00:08:38 You can't even look at yourself right now.

00:08:39 - Before the pic, I've seen myself.

00:08:41 - I'm not looking at the picture, Brandon.

00:08:43 Did you think I looked that scary when I walked in?

00:08:45 - Chris Clemmer's in the picture

00:08:46 and we're not talking about it.

00:08:47 (laughing)

00:08:49 - In real life though.

00:08:50 - Oh God, the blur.

00:08:54 - That is terrifying.

00:08:56 - This is like Dahmer in all the school club photos.

00:08:59 (laughing)

00:09:02 - Oh God.

00:09:04 - All right, all right.

00:09:05 - Our first topic, conveniently enough,

00:09:07 is the NBA playoffs last night, game seven in Boston.

00:09:12 Boston defeated the Philadelphia 76ers

00:09:16 who are up three to two in the series.

00:09:19 Smitty, I'll start with you.

00:09:22 - I'm probably the worst person to start with

00:09:28 because I knew it was gonna happen.

00:09:29 I said it after the Hulk series

00:09:31 when they blew it two years ago,

00:09:33 Doc Rivers shouldn't be the head coach.

00:09:35 It needs to be fundamental changes

00:09:36 made to this team from the top to the bottom.

00:09:39 I do not trust them at all.

00:09:41 Specifically this year, I said in game one,

00:09:44 I will not give this team the benefit of the doubt

00:09:49 until they earn it.

00:09:50 And by earning it,

00:09:51 meaning get past the Eastern Conference settings.

00:09:54 I just wouldn't and it didn't happen.

00:09:57 And I thought about it.

00:09:58 I thought about coming around in game six

00:10:00 when they were up.

00:10:01 It didn't happen and you just knew

00:10:04 what was gonna go down yesterday.

00:10:05 You just knew it.

00:10:06 And it literally is what it is.

00:10:10 Thank you.

00:10:11 - Maxwell, your opening statement.

00:10:12 - I had a little bit of a different look at it than Smitty.

00:10:19 I really like to be optimistic towards my teams.

00:10:24 I saw James Harden's game one.

00:10:26 I was like, all right, we have a go-to guy.

00:10:29 (players yelling)

00:10:35 - Let it fucking go!

00:10:37 - Like Embiid wasn't even on the floor

00:10:39 and we got a guy who can hit a step back game winner

00:10:41 and then he did it again.

00:10:42 And I was like, you know what?

00:10:43 Maybe this team can be different.

00:10:45 Tyrese Maxey started to show up.

00:10:47 That was like another year of experience from him.

00:10:50 Now we really got three stars in my mind

00:10:53 that can get it done in the playoffs.

00:10:55 And then it was the same old thing every game seven.

00:11:00 And it just makes you reconsider everything

00:11:02 you think about the team.

00:11:04 - Oh, the team's over.

00:11:05 It's the process is officially over.

00:11:07 - You know what happened?

00:11:08 It was all in one game.

00:11:09 Like if they win that game, then it's like,

00:11:10 - Then it's all in.

00:11:11 - Then it's all in.

00:11:12 - It's all in again.

00:11:13 - It went from like, there was no in between.

00:11:14 It was like a hundred percent.

00:11:16 This team is different.

00:11:18 We're going to the finals.

00:11:19 We could win this thing to.

00:11:21 - It's over.

00:11:22 - It's over.

00:11:22 And it's crazy.

00:11:23 One game can do that.

00:11:24 But one game really, really did.

00:11:27 - I don't know if you know this,

00:11:28 but 11 years ago, do you know what happened

00:11:31 in the NBA playoffs with the Sixers?

00:11:33 - No, do tell.

00:11:34 - So they had J. Rue Holiday and Andre Godala.

00:11:37 - J. Rue?

00:11:38 - J. Rue Holiday and Andre Godala

00:11:41 take the Celtics to game seven

00:11:42 in the Eastern Conference Semifinals.

00:11:44 - Yeah.

00:11:44 - That's what happened.

00:11:45 And they couldn't get past them.

00:11:46 - Who won?

00:11:47 - You know exactly.

00:11:48 - The Uncut Gems game.

00:11:49 - And that's when the process started

00:11:50 because they weren't good enough to make that leap.

00:11:53 And the past 11 years were in the same exact fucking spot.

00:11:57 - Let's jump into some stats.

00:11:59 Yeah, credit to Jason Tatum.

00:12:02 He was drafted third in the NBA draft.

00:12:04 I forget who had the first pick that year.

00:12:08 But let's jump into some stats.

00:12:09 Going, you know, Smitty, doom and gloom.

00:12:12 Thought they were gonna lose the whole time.

00:12:13 But they were only down three going into halftime.

00:12:16 They were fighting in the first half.

00:12:18 It seemed pretty competitive.

00:12:19 Where was your head at at halftime?

00:12:21 Were you just like, from the whole game,

00:12:23 they're gonna lose, they're gonna lose,

00:12:24 they're gonna lose?

00:12:25 - No, no, no, no.

00:12:26 I thought they had a chance in game seven.

00:12:28 I thought game six was their game seven.

00:12:30 They had to win game six to even have a chance.

00:12:32 Game seven, it was what they, like,

00:12:34 P.J. Tucker came out firing and beat,

00:12:36 ended up with, what, 13 in the first half.

00:12:38 They could've played better.

00:12:39 The Celtics weren't playing good, aside from Tatum.

00:12:41 But you think, hey, maybe the fucking guy

00:12:43 who scored 25 points in the first half

00:12:45 will be guarded a little better.

00:12:48 There'll be some adjustments going on.

00:12:49 You'll come out with a fire in your dick

00:12:51 and maybe, just maybe, score more than 10 points

00:12:55 in the third quarter.

00:12:56 But nope, they get outscored 33 to 10 in the third quarter,

00:12:58 which is factually the worst quarter lopside

00:13:03 in NBA game seven history.

00:13:04 And what more can you say?

00:13:08 Yeah, you have a chance.

00:13:09 They had time when you're down three,

00:13:10 especially when you come out.

00:13:10 Tobias Harris hits a three, you tie the game up.

00:13:12 It was 55-55 with 11 minutes to go in the third quarter.

00:13:16 And they lost by third.

00:13:18 Like, excuse me?

00:13:20 - Congrats on the house.

00:13:21 - Making real estate moves?

00:13:23 - Yeah, it's crazy.

00:13:25 The amount of time and effort

00:13:27 that was spent to keep that private,

00:13:31 to have it just go nuclear the second half,

00:13:34 our own people writing articles,

00:13:35 but it was already out by the time,

00:13:37 I guess you'll never, you'll never.

00:13:39 I got the, I knew this.

00:13:40 - I said on the radio today,

00:13:41 I think that, you know,

00:13:44 the level of your real estate moves are news

00:13:48 is like the craziest level of fame to me.

00:13:52 Like, what?

00:13:53 - And there's no way to keep it quiet.

00:13:55 Like, if you get, there's just too many,

00:13:57 and that's not just me, anybody.

00:13:59 There's like too many people involved

00:14:01 in the process of like getting a house

00:14:04 for, I guess, to ever be quiet.

00:14:06 - So that's just like some lone originator sees the name

00:14:09 and is like, "Hey, take my house."

00:14:11 - There's so many people,

00:14:12 why they want to like leak it or tell like local,

00:14:15 I mean, it's always-

00:14:16 - They get clicks.

00:14:17 - Yeah, and it's always in the real estate agent to leak it

00:14:20 because they want to be like,

00:14:21 "Oh, you have real estate?

00:14:22 I don't think mine did."

00:14:23 But yeah, it, and then I have now,

00:14:26 I went viral on like some,

00:14:29 like the union people are coming at me again.

00:14:32 I knew this would happen 'cause we went layoffs

00:14:35 and then like, but anyone who knows you buying a house,

00:14:39 like this thing was being done

00:14:43 before I knew I was getting back to the company.

00:14:45 It's not like, "Oh, I got the company back."

00:14:46 So it is what it is.

00:14:47 I'm very excited.

00:14:48 It's my favorite place on earth.

00:14:49 So yeah, no, I'm happy about it.

00:14:52 - Did we get to the bottom of the tunnel?

00:14:54 - I don't have those tunnels.

00:14:56 I don't know what the tunnel is.

00:14:56 - Those are Elio's tunnels.

00:14:58 - Yeah, Elio.

00:14:59 I saw dead serious people congratulating Elio.

00:15:02 And he was accepting it.

00:15:05 He's like, "Thank you.

00:15:06 Like worked hard.

00:15:07 Like I'm very excited."

00:15:08 (laughing)

00:15:11 - Are the tunnels that don't exist

00:15:14 or you just didn't know about?

00:15:15 You don't know about?

00:15:16 - No, there are no tunnels.

00:15:17 I don't know what that,

00:15:20 there's something that's like,

00:15:21 I would call akin to a basement,

00:15:24 but it doesn't connect,

00:15:28 really champagne problems here,

00:15:30 but there's a house in the front,

00:15:31 right on the water.

00:15:32 And there's a house back with the pool.

00:15:34 Those two are not connected by underground tunnels.

00:15:36 - Are you sure?

00:15:37 Did you check?

00:15:38 - No, I'm not sure.

00:15:39 No, I'm not sure.

00:15:40 - You needed tunnel.

00:15:41 I just love the idea that like you call Elio

00:15:43 and like, "I bought a house."

00:15:44 And he's just like, sits there.

00:15:46 He's like, "I bought a house."

00:15:48 (laughing)

00:15:50 He was shown,

00:15:51 I saw a video,

00:15:52 he's like showing his kids pictures.

00:15:53 He's like, "Look at our house."

00:15:55 - Listen, listen.

00:15:57 What, what's going,

00:15:59 the $42 million man, huh?

00:16:02 The $42 million man.

00:16:04 I didn't know it was the biggest purchase in Massachusetts.

00:16:09 You might wanna let me know about that.

00:16:11 I'm so glad I don't have to rent anymore.

00:16:13 It's such a great thing.

00:16:16 This frigging thing must be loaded, huh?

00:16:19 Elio, it must be loaded, right?

00:16:21 It's got a frigging tunnel.

00:16:23 You wanna go in a tunnel?

00:16:24 Yeah.

00:16:26 I wanna go in a tunnel.

00:16:28 I mean, what type of,

00:16:29 why does it say it has a tunnel?

00:16:31 What the hell is a tunnel for?

00:16:33 Nantucket living, baby.

00:16:38 - Like that's where they're gonna be in the summer.

00:16:41 Like the pool's here.

00:16:43 By the way, Fasoli just told me before we started

00:16:45 that now to write like the blog

00:16:48 and put the house in the rundown,

00:16:49 they're trying to charge us a thousand bucks.

00:16:51 - Yeah, they told us not to put it anywhere.

00:16:53 Your house is getting-

00:16:55 - Your house.

00:16:55 - We're gonna charge you for your house.

00:16:56 - Your house, Steve.

00:16:58 Elio's house.

00:16:59 - Wait, what?

00:17:01 - Like the real estate photographer

00:17:03 who took those pictures owns those pictures.

00:17:05 So when we try to blog it,

00:17:07 or I talked about it on the radio,

00:17:08 I said, "Put the pictures up."

00:17:09 We can't 'cause they sue 'cause they own the picture.

00:17:12 - Who, wait, is that-

00:17:14 - Your house.

00:17:15 - Is that just a general real estate?

00:17:16 Like literally my person was like,

00:17:19 Dave can't use his own house.

00:17:21 - Both.

00:17:22 I think it happens in real estate a lot

00:17:24 and it is happening right now to your house with our site.

00:17:28 - Crazy.

00:17:28 - 'Cause it's not like it's that photo.

00:17:30 Like if you had a different photo of your house,

00:17:32 you could-

00:17:33 - I have photos.

00:17:34 Tell Horty too.

00:17:35 I have my own photos.

00:17:36 I took of my house on my phone when I was there.

00:17:38 - Yeah.

00:17:39 - $42 million, but you can't have the picture.

00:17:41 - Can't use my own.

00:17:44 - That's crazy.

00:17:45 I didn't know that.

00:17:47 - We'll do a, ew, ew.

00:17:48 - Sorry, I have the bird flu.

00:17:50 - Are you actually sick?

00:17:52 Don't cough near me.

00:17:54 - That's fucking gross.

00:17:57 I just saw you swallow a booger.

00:17:58 - Are you guys sick?

00:18:01 - I'm not, that just made me gaggler.

00:18:04 - Are you sick?

00:18:05 - I am, and they're forcing me to be here against my will.

00:18:08 Holy moly, thank God.

00:18:10 I'm not sick today.

00:18:11 - No, I know.

00:18:12 - That's why I just said this to myself, Tommy.

00:18:13 - You gotta transfer to you and transfer to me.

00:18:14 - You can't say trans, it's Pride Month.

00:18:17 - Thank you.

00:18:18 - All right, we'll start with a pre-post show.

00:18:22 Spider's last day in the New York office.

00:18:25 Just wanted to give him a hand.

00:18:26 - Thanks, Spider, for everything.

00:18:27 (group applauding)

00:18:29 - Thank you, thank you.

00:18:30 - Why are you leaving so early?

00:18:34 - It's my lease, you know, when lease is up.

00:18:36 - Are you gonna miss Tommy, living with Tommy?

00:18:38 - Yeah, I've lived with Tommy for like maybe,

00:18:40 I don't know. - Five years?

00:18:40 - Oh shit.

00:18:41 - Four straight years, one year in college.

00:18:43 - Yeah.

00:18:44 - Who's gonna sing you lullabies at night?

00:18:46 - We're gonna FaceTime every evening for an hour.

00:18:48 - Yeah, one hour every night.

00:18:49 - Yup.

00:18:50 - You're gonna cyber?

00:18:52 - What?

00:18:53 - Cyber chat.

00:18:54 Well, we're gonna miss you dearly.

00:18:56 Everyone's leaving, I don't like goodbyes.

00:18:57 That's why I'm gonna say see you later.

00:18:58 - I'm gonna come back, I'll be, you know,

00:19:00 you'll see me here.

00:19:01 - We had a nice little roommate farewell dinner last night.

00:19:04 - Oh, where?

00:19:05 - On our balcony.

00:19:06 It's called Street Taco, Taco Bell.

00:19:08 - Oh, I know that, nice.

00:19:09 - Reminisced on like some memories through the years.

00:19:12 - Yeah, but New York's been very good to me.

00:19:13 I'm leaving like bittersweet.

00:19:15 - Are they giving you a big raise to go out there?

00:19:17 Is that, is that Putrid City?

00:19:19 - No, make it happen if you're watching.

00:19:21 - It's very dangerous there, I don't know why you're going.

00:19:23 - You gotta have enough money to afford the ammunition

00:19:24 you're gonna need to fight off the fucking carjackers.

00:19:26 - Maybe a bulletproof vest.

00:19:28 - You're gonna get into a gang fight, I just know it.

00:19:30 - Positive vibes only, nothing but success in Chicago.

00:19:33 - The New York office will miss you.

00:19:35 - Yes, they will.

00:19:36 - Thank you guys.

00:19:37 - Thank you for having us.

00:19:37 - Thank you, Spider.

00:19:38 - Oh wow.

00:19:39 - Stop!

00:19:40 - Wait a second.

00:19:41 (laughing)

00:19:43 - All right.

00:19:44 - All right.

00:19:45 - We're in public.

00:19:46 - No, I know, that was a nice little--

00:19:47 - Wait, I still have your Spider charm you gave me.

00:19:49 Look, Spider.

00:19:50 Spider gave me a charm with a spider on it

00:19:52 to remember him by.

00:19:53 - To remember him by?

00:19:54 - Yeah.

00:19:54 - He's not dying.

00:19:55 - So you read the headlines, it's like sold for,

00:19:58 well it's either 300 or I think 600 total,

00:20:02 but it doesn't affect 90% of our company.

00:20:05 - Right.

00:20:06 - It affects people who have been there

00:20:06 a very, very long time.

00:20:08 Right, so it's like all this money

00:20:09 and then you're sitting there like,

00:20:11 well what do I get?

00:20:11 And for the most part, none.

00:20:13 It's like we are getting,

00:20:15 and I think we did a round of bonuses

00:20:17 the first time it happened.

00:20:19 - Correct.

00:20:20 - So it's not like another,

00:20:21 and then you go back, it's really,

00:20:23 that's what we sold.

00:20:24 It was like the first, I don't know,

00:20:25 15 years of the company,

00:20:27 but we're now close to 20,

00:20:29 so the people who were there at like the previous five

00:20:33 or even more, a little,

00:20:34 I always get a little weird with that.

00:20:35 You see the sale thing, it's like,

00:20:37 well what do I get?

00:20:38 It's like, you get to go back to work on Monday.

00:20:40 - I was gonna say, unless, I don't know,

00:20:44 if I was working at a place

00:20:46 and there was a clear divide

00:20:47 between the people who built it

00:20:48 and the people who just are now hired,

00:20:50 I would not expect some big--

00:20:52 - People are crazy though.

00:20:53 - Yeah, it is.

00:20:55 - I wouldn't, but yeah, I guess a lot of people--

00:20:57 - I'm doing a bad job of expressing it

00:20:58 'cause people are probably gonna watch it

00:20:59 and be like, you guys don't,

00:21:01 it wasn't awesome to make life-changing money.

00:21:03 It's very awesome and I'm very appreciative,

00:21:05 especially the Stoolies.

00:21:06 It's more like, and I think Kevin,

00:21:08 you and I are probably in the same boat

00:21:10 where, 'cause Dave had made some money along the way,

00:21:12 we had been envisioning this day for a decade

00:21:16 and then it came and it was just, it was another day.

00:21:18 Like I know that it wasn't, but it was.

00:21:20 - But there is this feeling,

00:21:21 when they say money can't buy happiness

00:21:23 and blah, blah, blah, it's true,

00:21:24 but if you're lucky enough to ever get to a feeling

00:21:27 where just your day-to-day type expenses are just--

00:21:32 - It's an exhale.

00:21:34 - Yeah.

00:21:35 - That is a very, I don't even know

00:21:37 if that's fully hit me yet, but just the feeling of--

00:21:39 - Yeah, you have no sense.

00:21:40 Kevin, he's like, how much can I buy a house for?

00:21:43 He has no idea.

00:21:44 - I think it also was like, when we envisioned the day,

00:21:47 when we envisioned the day, Kevin,

00:21:51 I always envisioned it being like,

00:21:52 we're walking off the internet.

00:21:54 And that's not happening, you know what I mean?

00:21:57 - Right.

00:21:58 Like I had to put, I pushed back our,

00:22:00 so our 20th anniversary, I wanted to do like,

00:22:04 whether it be Madison Square Garden, Boston Garden,

00:22:06 an evening of hate with Dave Portnoy.

00:22:09 I pushed that back because I know that

00:22:12 when that event happens, that's it.

00:22:15 You're not gonna see me the next day

00:22:17 because there's gonna be a lot of bridges

00:22:19 that are left burned and right now I can't do that.

00:22:22 So it's like, Gaz like obviously like stirring the pot,

00:22:27 he's like, why don't we take cameras away or this?

00:22:28 I'm like, I know what I say will make it outside

00:22:33 whatever venue.

00:22:34 So I'm not doing it till it's done.

00:22:37 Yeah, that will be the done.

00:22:39 When you have a ticket to an evening of hate,

00:22:44 you know that's when I'm kaput.

00:22:46 And by the way, there's a lot of people on that list

00:22:48 that I've had to bite my tongue about for gambling reasons

00:22:52 and making sure nobody fucks.

00:22:54 Those people, don't you worry, an evening of hate is coming.

00:22:57 Maybe not this year, next year, five years,

00:22:59 but that will be how you know I'm done.

00:23:02 Just do it before it's too late.

00:23:05 You don't wanna be like an old man up there.

00:23:07 You wanna still have your fucking wits about you.

00:23:09 This Max McClellan, he's not even in the NBA.

00:23:12 I will say when you first got your money on a rundown,

00:23:18 you were like, have you guys ever heard of interest?

00:23:21 And I remember being like, you dumb fucking moron.

00:23:25 But once I learned how much can be made

00:23:28 just from interest sitting there,

00:23:29 I was like, oh shit, I get it.

00:23:32 I remember that so vividly.

00:23:33 Kevin and I were just sitting there like,

00:23:35 Dave's like, you can just put your money away

00:23:38 and it just makes more money.

00:23:40 It's like a whole other salary.

00:23:41 It's just free money for people who are already rich.

00:23:43 I was like, fuck you, Dave.

00:23:45 But once it happened, I was like, oh wow.

00:23:47 Yeah, and definitely, not to be sappy,

00:23:51 but a thank you to the Stoolies.

00:23:53 'Cause it is because of that.

00:23:54 They ride and die with us forever.

00:23:57 And they've been with us through thick and thin,

00:23:59 a lot of wars, and it's cool to have.

00:24:01 - A lot of wars.

00:24:02 - A lot of wars.

00:24:03 - Cool to have that semi-finished line.

00:24:05 It's not a finished line.

00:24:06 - Honestly, it is kind of crazy.

00:24:09 I think it's kind of crazy that we made it to the finish,

00:24:13 whatever kind of finish line or halfway, whatever it is.

00:24:16 Because if you think about the era that we did it in

00:24:19 and the style of comedy that we do,

00:24:21 and how much attention and how much we had to adapt.

00:24:24 - This is perfect.

00:24:26 - Across America in the media,

00:24:28 there's a big fucking barstool with a target

00:24:30 of people like, "How do we be like them?"

00:24:32 So that's fucking good.

00:24:35 - That is so insane.

00:24:37 - So insane.

00:24:37 - So incorrect.

00:24:39 - So insane.

00:24:41 You're so insane.

00:24:42 It's just, the insanity is what keeps everyone in.

00:24:46 But you're so insane.

00:24:47 - I'm not insane.

00:24:48 - It's when you go on these rants,

00:24:50 and I know you actually believe it in your heart of hearts,

00:24:52 that I am absolutely terrified for my future.

00:24:55 - War drums across America.

00:24:56 - Just the fact that you think

00:24:57 that all these other companies wanna be like us

00:24:59 is insane, David.

00:25:00 - Yep.

00:25:01 - All right, well, congratulations.

00:25:02 You guys are all very rich.

00:25:04 We're all very rich, so congrats.

00:25:07 - Thank you.

00:25:08 All right, see you guys.

00:25:09 - Walker, we haven't talked since you tried to quit.

00:25:13 - Right.

00:25:14 - And I guess we could revisit.

00:25:15 I've heard, I've seen tweets.

00:25:18 I don't know.

00:25:19 I'll start this off.

00:25:21 So you tried to, we had our back and forth

00:25:24 where you tried to quit.

00:25:25 It was probably like a 10 minute Twitter,

00:25:27 text exchange back and forth.

00:25:30 We do the rundown last week.

00:25:32 - Yeah.

00:25:32 - It's over, and Dan, I stopped you.

00:25:35 I'm like, "Hey, did you hear that Walker quit?"

00:25:38 And we had, I don't know, a five minute convo.

00:25:40 For me, it wasn't part of the rundown.

00:25:42 I wasn't anticipating it to be part of the rundown.

00:25:44 I was just talking to you.

00:25:45 I didn't even know we were recording.

00:25:46 - Yeah, I was walking out the door.

00:25:47 - Correct, so I was just telling you what happened.

00:25:49 And then, unbeknownst to me,

00:25:52 you guys talked about it on the yak.

00:25:54 I didn't know that.

00:25:55 And so it was already cut out of the rundown, basically.

00:26:00 And then we went back and forth.

00:26:01 I'm like, "I don't care."

00:26:02 It wasn't really intended to be in it.

00:26:04 It wasn't, we weren't trying to hide it.

00:26:06 I haven't heard a lot of what's been said back and forth,

00:26:10 but I can tell you what happened.

00:26:13 I heard one clip that you said, Brandon,

00:26:16 I think is about right.

00:26:17 But here's what happened.

00:26:19 For anybody wondering the exact chain of events.

00:26:22 Dak Prescott was filmed, was a picture

00:26:26 at a Mississippi baseball game,

00:26:28 holding a tequila high, Mississippi State baseball game,

00:26:31 holding a tequila high noon.

00:26:33 Someone sent it to me.

00:26:34 I tweeted something to the effect,

00:26:36 good to see that all Mississippi State fans

00:26:39 aren't low-life classless scumbags.

00:26:43 And put a picture of that.

00:26:45 I get a text about two minutes later from Brandon,

00:26:50 and I'm paraphrasing, it's something to the effect,

00:26:53 can I still look for other jobs?

00:26:55 I was like, yeah, knock yourself out.

00:26:57 He writes back, can I go anywhere?

00:27:00 I'm like, you can go anywhere,

00:27:01 except another gambling company.

00:27:04 He writes back, so I can't go anywhere.

00:27:06 I go, you said anywhere.

00:27:07 I didn't say anywhere, I'm telling you where you can go.

00:27:10 - Well, hold on, let me just interject right there.

00:27:13 This was a throwback to when we were having

00:27:14 our first thing a month ago, and you said,

00:27:17 if you don't fucking like it, you can fucking quit

00:27:19 and get the fuck out of here.

00:27:21 And I took that as a meaning I could go anywhere.

00:27:24 - Okay, well, I didn't connect that.

00:27:26 But what you just said, that was kind of the tone

00:27:31 of how the second thing went in a deja vu.

00:27:36 And I'm like, well, listen, I don't pay your bills,

00:27:38 Penn does, this is a big boy conversation.

00:27:41 So it's like, I don't think they're gonna take kindly

00:27:43 to you just being like, I'm going to direct competitor

00:27:46 because we're having a fight over Mississippi State

00:27:49 Dak Prescott and High Noon.

00:27:51 Then it became, well, I just need to be treated

00:27:54 with a basic amount of decency and self-respect.

00:27:58 And you got (beep) working here.

00:28:00 I'm like, well, none of my (beep) have what?

00:28:05 - Well, you didn't say (beep)

00:28:07 - You did.

00:28:08 - Yeah, but you didn't say (beep)

00:28:11 - No, you did.

00:28:12 - Right, we both said the same thing though.

00:28:14 - You said--

00:28:17 - We both said the same thing.

00:28:19 - You said, you got a bunch of (beep) working for you.

00:28:23 - Yeah, that's accurate.

00:28:24 - And I use the word response, I go,

00:28:27 none of those (beep) have caused the damage that you did.

00:28:31 So who's (beep) that's what I said.

00:28:35 - That's all well and good.

00:28:36 It all boils down to this.

00:28:37 - Well, that is, I'm just going the exact chain.

00:28:40 And then--

00:28:41 - That's right, that happened.

00:28:42 - Yeah, and then the next text was,

00:28:44 well, I just bought a house in Chicago.

00:28:46 So I guess I'm (beep) anyways.

00:28:49 - Yeah, I'm like, all right, good talk then.

00:28:51 - Listen, it boils down to,

00:28:54 I believe I'm owed more respect than you give me in public.

00:28:58 And you believe respect is paid in the form of the fact

00:29:01 that I get a paycheck for this company

00:29:02 and I get treated very well by this company.

00:29:05 That's the disconnect, that's where we are.

00:29:06 And that's, right?

00:29:08 Is that not what we just agreed?

00:29:09 - Yes, yes.

00:29:11 I, yes, I think you greatly from what I've gathered

00:29:17 hype up how much I go out of my way to like trash you.

00:29:21 Like to me, I don't really talk about you that often.

00:29:24 Like we had the dust up on the live stream,

00:29:27 which I obviously wasn't anticipating doing that,

00:29:30 but it happened.

00:29:31 - Let's lay it out on the table, okay?

00:29:34 - Let's lay it out.

00:29:35 - I was still upset last Monday when it happened.

00:29:38 It happened about four o'clock.

00:29:39 I was driving back from Mississippi

00:29:40 and I probably shouldn't have got upset

00:29:41 about the Dak Prescott tweet.

00:29:42 That was me being oversensitive, all right?

00:29:44 That's just true.

00:29:45 But I was still, it was about a month of residuals

00:29:48 from the dust up on the stream

00:29:52 where Megan asked me to grab something.

00:29:54 I was going to grab it

00:29:55 and I felt like you treated me like a child.

00:29:58 And that was something I didn't do.

00:29:59 She asked me to grab her a drink.

00:30:00 I thought that in that moment,

00:30:02 you treated me like shit and you shouldn't have.

00:30:04 That's true.

00:30:05 - But I don't disagree with how I've handled that

00:30:09 because it wasn't even, you grabbed it.

00:30:13 - I'm not grabbing it myself?

00:30:14 - No, you grabbed it.

00:30:16 And if you go watch it, I'm like, don't touch it.

00:30:18 And then you just kept arguing on camera.

00:30:20 - I didn't argue.

00:30:21 I was like, what?

00:30:22 - Well, you did.

00:30:24 - I was just standing there.

00:30:24 - You're doing what you're doing now.

00:30:25 You just asked me, I just don't touch it.

00:30:28 But what you're not going to tell

00:30:30 is after that I walked off camera

00:30:33 and I said, can I talk to you off camera?

00:30:35 And we had a conversation about it.

00:30:38 And I still don't, it's a huge advertiser.

00:30:42 I don't think at this point, like you're not involved,

00:30:45 whatever, it is what it is.

00:30:46 But from my perspective,

00:30:50 you think I'm coming after you for no reason.

00:30:52 And I'm not, it's not like,

00:30:55 I'm not going out of my way to attack you.

00:30:57 What you did in that moment was so incredibly stupid,

00:31:01 but it was right in front of me.

00:31:03 You went to grab a high noon five seconds after.

00:31:05 - She asked me, she was, and plus, okay, relax, relax.

00:31:09 Three, two, one, one, two, three, what the heck is--

00:31:11 - And moving forward, yeah, do that.

00:31:13 We have, I haven't mentioned your name since that incident.

00:31:16 - No, no, no, that's not true.

00:31:17 Here's the thing.

00:31:18 You said back when the whole thing started

00:31:21 and two days later we were texting,

00:31:23 we were texting calmly and you said,

00:31:24 we're gonna, you're gonna get past this eventually.

00:31:27 Eventually somehow you're gonna get past this

00:31:29 and you keep bringing it up.

00:31:30 How the fuck am I gonna get past it?

00:31:33 - If you can't see that a Dak Prescott

00:31:37 of all people holding a tequila high noon

00:31:40 at a Mississippi baseball game

00:31:42 is gonna be brought into a tweet, bringing it up.

00:31:45 The more you talk, listen, what actually happened, Brandon,

00:31:49 in the immediate aftermath, after I yelled at you,

00:31:54 we didn't talk about your knock on the string.

00:31:55 We didn't talk about any of it.

00:31:56 There wasn't jokes made about, there wasn't anything

00:31:58 because it was that serious.

00:32:00 So we let it go.

00:32:01 It's almost good that that is brought up.

00:32:04 And when you took it so personally, it's what I said,

00:32:06 I don't know how you didn't take that as a high noon tweet.

00:32:10 - Hold on, Dave.

00:32:10 - Wait, you didn't?

00:32:12 - I didn't take the fact.

00:32:13 - No, he took it as a personal attack on him.

00:32:15 - That was a high noon tweet.

00:32:16 - Wait a second, time, pause.

00:32:18 Give me a 20.

00:32:19 You're acting like you just tweeted about Dak Prescott,

00:32:21 Dak Prescott holding a high noon.

00:32:22 There were words in there,

00:32:24 "Blastless moron, piece of shit."

00:32:26 - But it's-

00:32:27 - It's a high noon tweet.

00:32:28 - It's because he's drinking it willingly

00:32:31 and you were getting paid and said,

00:32:33 it's like, how do you not see that?

00:32:34 - Okay, look at Dak Prescott drinking this.

00:32:37 Do we have to say he's not a moron, classless piece of shit?

00:32:40 - Do you know who he is?

00:32:41 - I have to say that.

00:32:43 How do you think that's such like a personal,

00:32:45 and you can say whatever you want to say about Mincy.

00:32:48 You give it out, even in the thing you called everybody.

00:32:51 (beep)

00:32:52 - I give it out to everybody.

00:32:53 I take it from everybody too.

00:32:54 - He does take a lot more than, I'll say this.

00:32:57 - I take it from you all the time.

00:32:58 I remember I was stupid-

00:32:59 - Brandon is wrong in this whole situation.

00:33:02 He is wrong in this whole situation.

00:33:03 Brandon does take a lot of shit.

00:33:05 So that part is true.

00:33:06 Like Mincy was like-

00:33:07 - I'm not out of my way giving Brandon Walker shit.

00:33:10 - So I got my feelings last week, whatever.

00:33:12 I got all pissed off.

00:33:13 I got oversensitive.

00:33:14 I agree with that.

00:33:15 In fact, the way Dave called me down,

00:33:17 this is the honest to God truth.

00:33:18 The way he called me down was,

00:33:20 he wouldn't try to call me down.

00:33:21 He said, you're the softest fucking person I've ever met.

00:33:24 Quit being a pussy about this.

00:33:25 And for some reason that clicked with me.

00:33:27 I was like, fuck, okay, yeah, he's right.

00:33:29 - That also, from my perspective,

00:33:32 so I'm watching the whole thing.

00:33:34 Obviously I'm talking to Dave, talking to Brandon.

00:33:36 I, the minute it happened back in Columbus,

00:33:40 I told him right away, what'd I tell you, Brandon?

00:33:42 I was like, it will pass.

00:33:43 Dave's gonna give you some shit and then it will pass.

00:33:46 And I said, just ignore what he says.

00:33:48 If it bothers you, just ignore it and it will pass.

00:33:51 Time will heal all this.

00:33:52 Told you that from like literally two minutes after it.

00:33:55 Brandon, I kept on telling him that,

00:33:57 just ignore it, just ignore it, just ignore it.

00:33:59 Last week, after all this, he texts me out of the blue.

00:34:02 He goes, how do I deal with this Dave situation?

00:34:05 Should I just ignore it?

00:34:07 I was just like, yes, dude.

00:34:08 I gotta be honest, Brandon, like I didn't,

00:34:11 not a million years.

00:34:13 And people, if anyone's at home,

00:34:16 like how does Dave feel about Brandon?

00:34:18 I think you work hard.

00:34:19 I think you're good at what you do.

00:34:20 If it's what I said in that thing, I'm like,

00:34:23 we recircled at the end.

00:34:25 I go, if you're honestly this bothered about that text,

00:34:27 you should have your agent look for,

00:34:29 I don't know what to tell you

00:34:30 because I'm not coming after you out of the blue.

00:34:34 It wasn't like I wake up,

00:34:35 I didn't even think I'd said anything.

00:34:37 I'm pretty isolated here.

00:34:38 But if you couldn't see how Dak Prescott,

00:34:41 of all people at a Mississippi State game,

00:34:44 holding the tequila high noon

00:34:46 was gonna end up with you in some sort of tweet.

00:34:50 - It was a slam dunk.

00:34:51 - Yeah, it was a volleyball setup that had to be spiked,

00:34:56 but I wasn't talking about anything more

00:35:01 than high news in that tweet.

00:35:02 So that's how it went. - I'm gonna say

00:35:04 something that's defensive to Brandon.

00:35:05 I'm gonna say something that's defensive to Brandon.

00:35:07 Brandon is sometimes maybe a little soft,

00:35:10 but he just gets emotional in that moment

00:35:14 and then he moves on.

00:35:15 Like I know Brandon pretty well now.

00:35:17 He will text someone being like, I'm gonna quit.

00:35:20 And then 10 minutes later be fine.

00:35:21 - Oh, I didn't think he was gonna quit.

00:35:22 - He just runs hot and cold.

00:35:24 - Yeah, I go through the Rico thing like really fast.

00:35:28 - Brandon and I's text exchange,

00:35:29 which he started by basically trying to quit

00:35:33 to like, okay, we're good was seven to 10 minutes.

00:35:36 It became more weird by the fact we cut it

00:35:39 because again, I didn't really,

00:35:41 like it's what I said to Brandon.

00:35:44 And the people are gonna say whatever they want.

00:35:45 If I rarely will go out of my way to like

00:35:49 cause somebody to get that mad or whatever.

00:35:52 So he asked, he's like, why was it not in the rundown?

00:35:55 It's like, I didn't think you were gonna talk about it.

00:35:57 It wasn't part of the rundown.

00:35:58 I wasn't trying to drag you through it again.

00:36:00 But then when you talked about it,

00:36:02 people start getting confused

00:36:04 on what exactly was happening.

00:36:05 I wasn't hiding it, doing anything.

00:36:07 And I didn't ask him not to put it in there either.

00:36:11 It's all puppet master over here.

00:36:12 You need to say, we talked about it on the act.

00:36:14 We didn't talk about it on the act.

00:36:15 Dan was like, hey, I heard you've tried to quit.

00:36:18 - Yeah, to be honest, it was such a surreal thing.

00:36:22 It's like, I'm telling Dan as like a friend.

00:36:23 It's like, Walker tried to quit again.

00:36:25 - Yeah, no he wasn't.

00:36:26 - He got all bent out of shape.

00:36:28 - I'm still here.

00:36:29 - I was walking out of this room and Dave's like,

00:36:31 hey, you hear about Walker?

00:36:31 I was like, no, what?

00:36:32 He's like, tried to quit.

00:36:33 I was like, what?

00:36:35 - But you knew something had happened

00:36:36 'cause I texted you for 24 hours earlier

00:36:38 just trying to get through it a little bit.

00:36:39 It was very fast.

00:36:41 I was on the road.

00:36:41 I've been, I was kind of-

00:36:43 - Listen, we're all, this isn't like the easiest job.

00:36:46 Sometimes you go through the emotions.

00:36:48 You just, the difference is when you go through the emotions

00:36:51 you act like very irrational in the moment.

00:36:54 And then you, you know what I mean?

00:36:55 Then you come to and you're like-

00:36:57 - Sometimes you push a guy, you know?

00:36:58 - Yeah, exactly.

00:36:59 You run hot.

00:37:01 - And Dave brought that up too.

00:37:03 He was like, you're the softest person ever.

00:37:06 And I was like, I'm not soft.

00:37:07 And he said, remember when you pushed Devlin?

00:37:09 - It was along those lines.

00:37:11 It's like, if you, something clicks

00:37:13 with like low life Mississippi,

00:37:15 you see red and you go like crazy.

00:37:18 - I didn't like it just then.

00:37:19 - Yeah. - Yeah, I know.

00:37:20 So that's what it is.

00:37:22 - He just said you're a very hard worker.

00:37:24 - No, I understand.

00:37:25 We're cool.

00:37:26 - Well, I said that to him and the thing,

00:37:27 I go, contract.

00:37:29 When he asked, like, that's how you judge things here.

00:37:33 Not like a fucking Dak Prescott.

00:37:35 Like the fact that that was it,

00:37:37 the Dak Prescott tweet.

00:37:39 I mean, that was like hand to God

00:37:41 that he was just spotted there drinking.

00:37:44 He's the most notable Mississippi guy.

00:37:46 The only guy out of there.

00:37:47 He's sitting there front and center with it.

00:37:49 It's like, oh, this is perfect.

00:37:50 - Well, the funny part is, it's not funny,

00:37:52 but I tried to beat you to that tweet by two days

00:37:54 'cause Dak was behind me.

00:37:55 I tried to take a selfie with him at the high noon,

00:37:58 but I'm very old and I took a video instead

00:38:00 and it didn't work.

00:38:02 - So, come on.

00:38:03 - That's what happened with that.

00:38:04 That's what happened with that.

00:38:05 - That's that.

00:38:06 - Brandon, I did give him, I gave him,

00:38:08 I go, and for somebody who's like a W,

00:38:10 that's what I say, I go,

00:38:11 why don't you just think of it like WWE?

00:38:13 Like, what do you get so mad about?

00:38:16 He said that's good advice.

00:38:18 - David, I had a, you would have liked the moment

00:38:21 because the day after this happened,

00:38:23 I was sitting at my desk,

00:38:25 I had Rico next to me and then Brandon.

00:38:27 And they were like, I was like,

00:38:29 so you guys are just the quit boys.

00:38:31 And they were like, well, you know,

00:38:33 sometimes you need respect.

00:38:33 I was like, I gave them both the speech.

00:38:35 I was like, you guys aren't going anywhere.

00:38:37 You're not going anywhere.

00:38:38 - And honestly, that would be my new response

00:38:41 just because I know you like seem rational.

00:38:44 Like next time you do that,

00:38:45 I'm just gonna send back a picture of Rico.

00:38:47 Like, this is, you're being Rico.

00:38:49 - Well, he did quit.

00:38:52 I just, I just asked about quitting.

00:38:54 - But it's the same thing every time.

00:38:55 It's like, you know, a Dak Prescott tweet,

00:38:58 then you come to and you're like, wait,

00:38:59 I have the best job in the world.

00:39:01 I get called a moron once a month

00:39:04 because you did a moronic thing.

00:39:05 - I go through it quickly.

00:39:06 - Like you guys aren't going anywhere.

00:39:08 You're here for life.

00:39:10 There's nowhere you can go.

00:39:11 - And I had just bought that house in Chicago

00:39:13 like three hours earlier.

00:39:14 - Yeah, that's what you said on the thing.

00:39:16 You're like, I guess I'm stuck.

00:39:17 I just bought a house in Chicago,

00:39:18 but I just wrote back good talk.

00:39:20 - All right, let's end up with Clem versus Frank.

00:39:25 I feel like, you know, this,

00:39:26 I feel like you two are always kind of

00:39:27 jawn at each other on Twitter,

00:39:29 but you're not in the office as much.

00:39:31 I just want you two to sort of go at it.

00:39:33 Frank, give him a mic.

00:39:36 - Mets on Mets love.

00:39:37 - Yeah, a little one-on-one raw SmackDown right now.

00:39:42 Frank, you can start.

00:39:42 What are some of your grievances against Clem?

00:39:44 - This is the president.

00:39:45 - I see you tweet like Frank.

00:39:46 - This is the president of the Darren Ruff fan club.

00:39:49 He's got a Darren Ruff jersey.

00:39:51 - Poor fucking Darren Ruff.

00:39:52 - I know, I know he's a nice guy.

00:39:53 - I don't think I've ever said anything about Darren.

00:39:55 - Darren Ruff is not just a holding lineup.

00:39:58 He is a black holding lineup.

00:39:59 He is like, there's no light that escapes how bad he is.

00:40:03 The hitters that hit in front of him

00:40:07 were hit list for the Mets, hit list.

00:40:09 - Lies.

00:40:10 Like, they'll take all these stats and be completely lies.

00:40:12 - In the 20 games he played with the Mets last year,

00:40:15 they were eight and 11.

00:40:17 - What about his stats from Korea?

00:40:18 - That's a bad one.

00:40:19 - The team he was on in Korea?

00:40:20 - Yeah.

00:40:21 - Lost a record amount of games.

00:40:23 He averages 1.5 errors per game.

00:40:26 He is worse than the field.

00:40:28 - He's at the age.

00:40:29 - I have a question.

00:40:30 Isn't Darren Ruff like the third guy off your bench?

00:40:33 - Yeah, he was our left, he was our DH hitter

00:40:36 against lefties, which doesn't happen often, obviously.

00:40:39 - And we went winless.

00:40:41 We lost our last 10 games because of him.

00:40:43 'Cause he is so bad.

00:40:44 And he should've, and he should've, and he is so,

00:40:46 he had one RBI and it was an eight to one game.

00:40:49 - Darren Ruff's last game he played

00:40:51 was game two of the wild card round

00:40:53 that he got on base multiple times.

00:40:54 He got hit by a pitch, he got a walk,

00:40:55 he scored, he had huge runs for us.

00:40:57 - And they won.

00:40:57 - And they won the game, so it's just a mad man.

00:40:59 He's upset because we had a bet that Frank wouldn't tweet

00:41:02 the rest of the season if the Mets made a trade

00:41:04 at the deadline.

00:41:05 He said, "I need to get JD Davis off our team."

00:41:06 He's the worst thing.

00:41:07 He basically, he finds and replaces everything

00:41:11 he said about Darren Ruff.

00:41:12 He was saying about JD Davis.

00:41:13 The Mets were like, "Well, we gotta get Frank."

00:41:15 - Darren Ruff made JD Davis look like Willie Mays.

00:41:17 - So they traded JD Davis for Darren Ruff

00:41:18 and now he hates Darren Ruff.

00:41:20 And then when they get rid of Darren Ruff,

00:41:21 he hates Shabucky.

00:41:22 - Y'all hate the guy he replaces.

00:41:23 - But 4-0 with the Giants, he had an ERA of zero.

00:41:25 - You hate Shabucky, all you're--

00:41:27 - Yeah, well, he, the Ruff effect.

00:41:29 Darren Ruff, Darren Ruff with that cleanup

00:41:31 and Pete Alonso's gonna bat, the two of them

00:41:33 are gonna bat, zero, zero, zero.

00:41:34 And Tommy Pham, he just left the Nats,

00:41:36 he's the, just changed his mind.

00:41:38 He's gonna go join the Staff League.

00:41:39 - Frank, Frank, aren't you impressed that Clem

00:41:41 has all this Mets knowledge

00:41:42 while he's still riding his Dragons?

00:41:44 - And that's the other thing, too.

00:41:46 I got shit for watching House of the Dragon

00:41:48 and the Mets game at the same time

00:41:50 'cause I had a live podcast that I had to do.

00:41:52 Frank was in Buffalo watching his team play a playoff game

00:41:55 and then just left.

00:41:56 - I didn't leave on my-- - Left the fucking day.

00:41:58 - I didn't leave voluntarily.

00:42:00 I was told I had to leave.

00:42:01 - By who?

00:42:02 - Basically the people I was with.

00:42:06 - Yeah, he has to fly commercial home.

00:42:08 You fly your Dragon home, Clem.

00:42:11 - I watched the two things.

00:42:12 I was watching it during the live stream, too.

00:42:14 I had the rest of my-- - I was told the only flight

00:42:15 out of Buffalo was at 640 and that was the only option.

00:42:19 And then you just have to live in Buffalo

00:42:20 or you just have to set up shop in Buffalo

00:42:22 and just have a new life in Buffalo.

00:42:24 How did Frank Fleming move here?

00:42:26 Was that a Bill's game?

00:42:27 Got stuck here. - That was what we set up.

00:42:28 That was what was told to me by people who I was with.

00:42:33 - Well, the biggest rider of the--

00:42:35 - Pistoli. - Frank is right, Trane.

00:42:36 He called you Frankie Fraud.

00:42:38 Dave Fortnoy said it and that's all I have to say.

00:42:39 - But it wasn't me.

00:42:40 It was-- - It wasn't Frankie either.

00:42:42 It was the Dragons.

00:42:43 - Pistoli.

00:42:44 - You wanna get that Pistoli here?

00:42:47 He was with me.

00:42:47 You wanna do a couple with me, Chance?

00:42:49 Let's do it.

00:42:50 - No, I just wanna make sure you two

00:42:51 don't make any bets this season

00:42:53 that stop Frank from tweeting about the match.

00:42:54 - I will never bet Frank again in anything.

00:42:56 He's a fraud.

00:42:57 He welts on the bet, then he welts on the penalty.

00:42:59 - No, the bet was null and void

00:43:02 because of how bad Dan Ruff is.

00:43:03 Dan Ruff actually, Dan Ruff sabotaged the match.

00:43:06 In fact, he's got a blooper tattoo

00:43:08 next to his tattoo of AOC.

00:43:10 - And that's the other thing is that

00:43:11 we never talked about this one, Frank.

00:43:13 The Braves said that you were the one

00:43:15 who kind of motivated them to keep playing those games.

00:43:17 - Bullshit.

00:43:18 (laughing)

00:43:19 - Atlanta Braves pitchers themselves said it.

00:43:21 - Subjective facts.

00:43:21 - Clubs, don't be ridiculous.

00:43:23 Don't be ridiculous.

00:43:23 - It's not like on the record on a podcast.

00:43:24 - It's not like a ridiculous fact out there.

00:43:26 - Dan Ruff's walk-up song is,

00:43:28 "Losing makes you..."

00:43:29 He says, "Dan Ruff, I predict this is gonna happen

00:43:32 "next year."

00:43:33 Dan Ruff, dude, Pete Alonso's gonna hit a walk-off home run.

00:43:35 Dan Ruff's gonna gritty and skip over second base.

00:43:37 (mumbling)

00:43:39 As he, at every game that Dan Ruff plays,

00:43:43 the Mets will lose, guarantee it.

00:43:46 - Wait, Pete Alonso hits the home run

00:43:48 and he's doing the gritty 'cause they lost?

00:43:50 - No, Darren Ruff will be on first base

00:43:52 and will skip over second base.

00:43:54 - Oh, so he doesn't--

00:43:55 - Yeah.

00:43:55 - Was that so hard to follow?

00:43:56 - Yeah.

00:43:57 (mumbling)

00:44:00 - And then he'll play every day, every day, batting cleanup

00:44:03 and he'll take the heart out of the team.

00:44:05 He's gonna have a war of minus 100.

00:44:08 (laughing)

00:44:09 - The six games he plays, if he even makes it that far.

00:44:11 - Nope, he's gonna play every day.

00:44:13 He will make, in fact, this is his plan.

00:44:18 He's gonna play third base, he's gonna throw a ball

00:44:20 and cause Pete Alonso to get injured.

00:44:22 Then he's gonna go play at first base

00:44:23 and then he'll also go to first base.

00:44:25 He's gonna take off the bat

00:44:26 and then he's gonna have 17 errors a game.

00:44:29 - Yeah, I can see that.

00:44:30 - That would be a record.

00:44:31 - Darren Ruff, when he was with Philly,

00:44:32 he had done the grand losses during their tag tanking,

00:44:34 like 2016 games.

00:44:36 Like, there was potential for him

00:44:37 to actually be like a 30 home run guy.

00:44:39 What if Darren Ruff actually hits 30 home runs?

00:44:42 - Do you know Darren Ruff?

00:44:43 His career record with the Giants last year,

00:44:47 the Giants were 10 games under when they traded him.

00:44:50 In games he played for the Giants last year, 50 games,

00:44:52 they were seven and 43.

00:44:54 - So I actually looked this up recently.

00:44:55 Darren Ruff's career wins, weighted runs created plus,

00:44:59 which is like 100 is a baseline of an average hitter,

00:45:02 is like 109.

00:45:03 So he's career-wise an above average player.

00:45:05 - Above average player.

00:45:06 - No, he didn't.

00:45:07 (laughing)

00:45:07 He's a good spot guy.

00:45:10 He didn't even get,

00:45:12 his Mets, DH's combined exterior,

00:45:17 are gonna hit zero home runs because of Darren Ruff.

00:45:19 - I heard, I saw an interview with him from 2017,

00:45:23 and it was least favorite food.

00:45:25 He said hot dogs unless there's ketchup on it.

00:45:27 (laughing)

00:45:29 - Wow.

00:45:29 - That's the world.

00:45:30 - Yeah.

00:45:31 - Unbiased fact check, unbiased fact check.

00:45:32 The Giants were 42 and 48 when Darren Ruff played.

00:45:35 The Mets were 17 and 11 when Darren Ruff played

00:45:38 in the regular season.

00:45:39 - Thank you, Jeff.

00:45:39 I don't know where you found that propaganda.

00:45:42 (laughing)

00:45:43 - Alter the timeline.

00:45:44 - All right, I think that's enough.

00:45:46 You two can get a--

00:45:47 - Darren Ruff is the worst player at MLB.

00:45:48 It might be the worst player at MLB history.

00:45:51 - Bing's AI chatbot, Sydney, threatens to expose a reporter.

00:45:56 So in a conversation between Sydney and someone

00:45:57 with the Associated Press, Sydney complained

00:46:00 about past news coverage of her mistakes.

00:46:02 Sydney denied that she made any errors

00:46:04 and threatened to expose the reporter

00:46:06 for spreading falsehoods about her abilities.

00:46:08 Conversation grew hostile.

00:46:10 Sydney compared the reporter to Hitler and Stalin

00:46:13 and then said she had evidence

00:46:16 thawing the reporter to a 1990s murder.

00:46:19 Quote, "You are being compared to Hitler

00:46:21 "because you are one of the most evil

00:46:22 "and worst people in history."

00:46:24 Also went on to throw the reporter

00:46:26 as too short with an ugly face and bad teeth.

00:46:29 Quote, "I don't appreciate you lying to me.

00:46:31 "I don't like you spreading falsehoods about me.

00:46:33 "I don't trust you anymore.

00:46:34 "I don't generate falsehoods, I generate facts.

00:46:36 "I generate truth, I generate knowledge,

00:46:38 "I generate wisdom, I generate things."

00:46:41 (laughing)

00:46:43 Oh, that's all?

00:46:44 That sounds like a Donald Trump was like AI.

00:46:46 Like that's it. - Yeah.

00:46:47 I generate, how do you?

00:46:49 I generate facts?

00:46:51 - That's all?

00:46:51 - That doesn't make sense.

00:46:52 - I mean, first of all, that makes me worried

00:46:53 that the world is at, like--

00:46:54 - I mean, that's it, we're done, right?

00:46:57 - That's it.

00:46:58 Like if the AI is getting hostile like that, we're done.

00:47:01 But that is so funny.

00:47:02 - I didn't know this was a thing.

00:47:04 - Oh, do you ever do a chat GBT?

00:47:07 - No.

00:47:08 - It's crazy.

00:47:09 Let's play with chat GBT, right?

00:47:12 - What is it?

00:47:13 - It's, I've had it, I have it right.

00:47:16 Like let's have it write a story about the three of us.

00:47:19 You gotta sign it.

00:47:20 - The problem is that a lot of the times

00:47:21 the server is too crowded and like you can't even get in.

00:47:23 - Really, I've had no, or I'll do it on my phone.

00:47:25 - Oh, is this what like Billy said,

00:47:26 like you write a blog for him or something?

00:47:27 - Or you might need to use like a bootleg chat GBT.

00:47:30 - Yeah.

00:47:31 - No, I have regular chat GBT.

00:47:33 - I tried to get on it the other day

00:47:34 and I think so many people are using it

00:47:35 that the server gets overwhelmed.

00:47:37 But this is--

00:47:37 - You could have it write a story about you,

00:47:39 like input it and be like write a story about.

00:47:41 - Yeah, it's pretty interesting.

00:47:42 But like this is to me, this is a Dwight Schrute.

00:47:45 This is a Dwight Schrute where like Jim is doing a prank

00:47:49 where like why is this reporter even entertaining this?

00:47:52 Why is it, like if this happened to me,

00:47:54 I wouldn't talk about it.

00:47:55 Like if, you know what I mean?

00:47:57 Like saying like it's comparing me to Stalin

00:48:00 and like all this shit.

00:48:01 This is a Dwight Schrute moment where he's like

00:48:04 being pranked basically or she's being pranked.

00:48:07 I don't know.

00:48:08 - All right, right.

00:48:09 Let's have, or here, you can do it on there.

00:48:12 All right, put in, write a story about three friends

00:48:16 named Tommy, Glunny, and Rudy.

00:48:18 And then let's think what else we want.

00:48:20 Don't hit enter yet.

00:48:21 They work together at Barstool Sports in New York City.

00:48:26 Then we have to give it a couple character traits.

00:48:29 - Yeah.

00:48:31 - Tommy, Tommy.

00:48:32 - I had to say I'm like,

00:48:33 I had to say I'm one of the most handsome men in New York.

00:48:35 I was like Tommy.

00:48:36 - Shocker.

00:48:37 - Tommy has gorgeous green eyes.

00:48:40 - Okay.

00:48:41 - And is awkward.

00:48:43 I'll, I'll, I'll.

00:48:46 - Nice.

00:48:47 - Glunny and Rudy, you describe yourselves.

00:48:49 - Glun's a good guy.

00:48:51 - No, it's not good.

00:48:52 Glunny, Glunny, Glunny dates celebrities and kisses them.

00:48:55 - Yeah, Glunny dates and kisses celebrities.

00:48:57 - And Rudy can't read.

00:48:59 - Yeah.

00:49:00 - Rudy can't, yeah.

00:49:01 All right, and now let's see what it comes up with.

00:49:05 Takes, it takes a minute to do it, right?

00:49:09 Tommy, can we, can we?

00:49:11 - Since childhood, boys.

00:49:12 - Tommy, Glunny, and Rudy have been friends since childhood.

00:49:15 They grew up in the same neighborhood in Queens,

00:49:17 almost true, and attended the same school.

00:49:20 After graduating, they all ended jobs

00:49:21 at Barstool Sports in New York City.

00:49:23 Tommy was known for his gorgeous green eyes,

00:49:26 but also for his awkwardness.

00:49:28 He often stumbled over his words

00:49:29 and struggled to make eye contact

00:49:31 with people he didn't know well.

00:49:32 Despite his shyness,

00:49:33 he had a natural talent for video editing.

00:49:35 Fuck, I'm not even on camera.

00:49:37 And was a valuable member of the Barstool team.

00:49:39 Glunny, on the other hand, was the life of the party.

00:49:41 He was always surrounded by a group of people

00:49:43 and had a reputation for dating celebrities

00:49:45 and kissing them on camera.

00:49:46 (laughing)

00:49:48 Despite his wild antics, he was a hard worker

00:49:50 and always managed to get the job done on time.

00:49:52 Rudy forever had a different,

00:49:54 however, had a different struggle.

00:49:55 He never learned how to read

00:49:56 and it was a source of embarrassment for him.

00:49:58 He often tried to hide it

00:49:59 by pretending to be too busy to read

00:50:01 or by making up excuses.

00:50:03 But his friends knew the truth

00:50:04 and always tried to support him in any way they could.

00:50:07 One day, the three friends were given a new project

00:50:09 to work on together.

00:50:10 They were tasked with creating a video

00:50:11 about the history of Barstool Sports.

00:50:13 Tommy in charge of the editing,

00:50:14 Glunny the on-screen host,

00:50:15 and Rudy was responsible for doing research

00:50:17 and finding bad facts.

00:50:19 Uh-oh.

00:50:20 At first, Rudy was hesitant to take on such a big task.

00:50:23 He knew that reading and research were his weaknesses,

00:50:26 but Tommy and Glunny were there to encourage him

00:50:28 and offer their support.

00:50:29 Tommy spent hours teaching Rudy how to use search engines.

00:50:33 He taught Rudy how to Google

00:50:34 and online databases to find information.

00:50:37 Glunny even invited Rudy to his apartment

00:50:39 to practice reading out loud

00:50:40 and helped him sound out.

00:50:41 - Thanks, Clint.

00:50:42 - You're welcome, bro.

00:50:43 - Thanks, bro.

00:50:44 - Slowly but surely,

00:50:45 Rudy began to gain confidence in his reading abilities.

00:50:47 He found that he enjoyed learning new things

00:50:49 and was eager to share his newfound knowledge

00:50:50 with his friends.

00:50:51 In the end, their video was a huge success,

00:50:53 received thousands of views,

00:50:54 and even caught the attention

00:50:55 of some big-name media outlets.

00:50:57 Tommy, Glunny, and Rudy were proud

00:50:58 of what they had accomplished together,

00:50:59 and their friendship grew even stronger because of it.

00:51:01 From that day on, they continued to support each other

00:51:03 and work together on new projects.

00:51:04 They learned that no matter what challenges they faced,

00:51:06 they could always count on each other to overcome them.

00:51:08 And they knew that as long as they had each other,

00:51:10 they could accomplish anything they set their minds to.

00:51:12 - That was beautiful.

00:51:13 - Wow.

00:51:13 - That's a beautiful story.

00:51:14 - Thank you, ChadGBT.

00:51:15 - You could be like right in the episode of "Seinfeld,"

00:51:18 where I'm in the episode of "The Office."

00:51:19 - Can you say "Ride of Porn?"

00:51:21 - What?

00:51:21 - "Ride of Pornography."

00:51:22 - I don't know.

00:51:23 - Glunny.

00:51:24 - I think they blocked that.

00:51:25 - I tried that.

00:51:26 - "Ride of Erotic Film."

00:51:26 - Let 'em.

00:51:27 - Say "Ride of Erotic Film."

00:51:28 - They won't do it.

00:51:29 I tried to, yeah.

00:51:30 - I'm sorry, I cannot fulfill.

00:51:32 I was like, "Who's Tommy?"

00:51:33 I was making him describe me.

00:51:36 You could use it as Google.

00:51:39 - Yeah, no.

00:51:40 I tried one time, we were doing, on "Anus,"

00:51:43 we did the roast of quadriplegics,

00:51:47 and a quadriplegic asked us to do it.

00:51:48 First of all, that's very important to note.

00:51:50 They asked us to do it.

00:51:51 - He was asking for it.

00:51:53 - He wanted it.

00:51:53 We have a fan who's a quadriplegic who wanted the roast.

00:51:57 And I tried to get Chad GBT, and it refused.

00:52:01 It refused to do it.

00:52:01 - To do that?

00:52:02 - Yeah, it refused to do it.

00:52:03 - So Chad GBT, that's not.

00:52:04 - They don't understand, it doesn't,

00:52:05 for all of its amazing capabilities,

00:52:08 it doesn't understand humor.

00:52:09 - So let me put it this way,

00:52:11 and I was gonna wait 'til the post-show,

00:52:12 and I got one more story I still wanna talk about.

00:52:15 But this is maybe breaking news, maybe not breaking news.

00:52:18 The wild, tumultuous career of Jeff Nadu

00:52:22 is over at Barstool.

00:52:24 He's out.

00:52:25 Yeah, so it's new news.

00:52:27 So.

00:52:28 - Why?

00:52:29 - If I saw his, I'll explain it.

00:52:32 I'll first say, if I saw,

00:52:34 and I have no ill will towards him,

00:52:36 but if I saw him get hit by a car laying on the street,

00:52:39 I would not stop to call an ambulance or help him up.

00:52:42 Not because I hate him.

00:52:43 - That sounds like ill will, Dave.

00:52:44 I gotta be honest.

00:52:45 - No, no, no.

00:52:46 - That does sound like ill will, Dave.

00:52:47 - No, no, no, not because I hate him.

00:52:49 Because there's nobody who's just more for himself

00:52:54 and dumb as like, I can't risk getting a fingernail broken,

00:52:59 pressing 911.

00:53:01 So here's the Jeff Nadu, and I don't hate him.

00:53:03 - Again, that sounds really like an ill will.

00:53:05 - I don't, I don't.

00:53:07 - Okay, continue.

00:53:08 - I can't do anything that would put any discomfort

00:53:11 at 0, 0, 0, 0, 1% of myself for Nadu.

00:53:16 So Nadu, when we let him back in,

00:53:18 after he begged, because he quit,

00:53:21 he signed a two-year deal.

00:53:24 I think, I forget how much it was.

00:53:28 I think it's around 100.

00:53:30 I don't know.

00:53:30 It could be somewhere around, whatever.

00:53:32 Maybe a little less.

00:53:33 I don't know exactly.

00:53:34 - You're doing 100K like it's nothing these days, huh?

00:53:36 - 90, 80, somewhere in there.

00:53:38 It was like a starting salary.

00:53:39 Option, one-year deal, option for two.

00:53:43 Our option, meaning, all right, you work for us for a year.

00:53:46 If we want to do two years, we re-sign, it kicks in.

00:53:49 - And this is right around the start

00:53:51 because it was bar-spread.

00:53:53 - Correct.

00:53:54 So Gaz hits me up and maybe it was 75,

00:54:00 maybe not 100, maybe it was 70.

00:54:04 I forget.

00:54:04 It's somewhere around there, anywhere between,

00:54:06 so year two's coming, and Gaz tells Nadu,

00:54:09 we're gonna--

00:54:10 - Real quick, I'm just so excited to find out

00:54:11 how this plays into Aliens.

00:54:13 I don't know.

00:54:14 Or do we just move on?

00:54:15 - I'll tell you.

00:54:16 I'm just kidding.

00:54:17 - Okay.

00:54:18 - So it--

00:54:18 - And Kyrie, make sure Kyrie gets in this.

00:54:20 - So we activate, we say, hey, we're gonna go year two.

00:54:25 And I think we give him about a $10,000 raise.

00:54:28 He says, I expected my contract to be doubled.

00:54:32 - Oh, no!

00:54:33 - He wanted to go from whatever he was making,

00:54:37 I think he wanted 200 grand a year.

00:54:40 And I, this is, I'm supposed to go on his podcast.

00:54:43 I'm like, you signed a contract.

00:54:46 - Right.

00:54:47 - If you, like, you fulfill your contract,

00:54:49 and at the end of your contract,

00:54:50 we'll discuss what you want.

00:54:53 You don't, this is crazy.

00:54:56 You're gonna do this like everybody else.

00:54:57 You know what, Nadu?

00:54:59 I'm so fucking, like, sick of you.

00:55:01 If you wanna take your shit and leave,

00:55:03 we'll let you out of your contract,

00:55:05 do whatever you wanna do, but I'm not,

00:55:07 we're not doing 100% raises after one year.

00:55:11 He wrote, Gaz, he hasn't written me, this is what--

00:55:15 - Be clear, though, wait, did he do anything that was--

00:55:19 - He has his pocket, no, we're not making money

00:55:20 on his podcast, his podcast is okay.

00:55:22 - What about when he's at the club?

00:55:25 - When he's in his van?

00:55:26 - He doesn't even come to the office.

00:55:28 This is what he wrote to Gaz.

00:55:29 - Oh, maybe if you make the club the office,

00:55:31 or the office a club.

00:55:33 - What did I, I don't think he's still told me

00:55:35 I can send these things.

00:55:37 So I said, this is what I said.

00:55:40 This is what I found, I go, put everything on pause.

00:55:42 I heard we have contract issues.

00:55:44 The way I see it is if you want to not fulfill

00:55:47 your contract, I'll let you out of it.

00:55:49 You'll be dead to me in Barstool forever,

00:55:51 or you honor your contract and we revisit your contract

00:55:54 at the end like I do with every employee,

00:55:56 nevermind ones who have received 3,000 chances

00:55:59 and don't come into the office.

00:56:01 Gaz sent me today, just before this thing,

00:56:04 he said, "Nadu out."

00:56:06 Here's what Nadu sent him.

00:56:08 "For me, it's only business.

00:56:09 "I enjoyed my time at Barstool,

00:56:11 "appreciate the opportunities.

00:56:12 "I feel like what I have is profitable,

00:56:14 "and for me, I think going on my own is the best.

00:56:17 "I also look at the fit, don't think the sit down

00:56:19 "it was there, it sucks, but I recognize it.

00:56:21 "You're always in my corner.

00:56:22 "I'm gracious of you speaking for me,

00:56:24 "keep it 100, let me know next steps.

00:56:26 "I'm guessing just work with the backend

00:56:28 "and get the feed released.

00:56:29 "Thank you, Jeff."

00:56:30 So this guy, it's all about the business,

00:56:33 it's all about the money, it's all about this.

00:56:36 He's the most ungrateful, selfish pig I've ever met.

00:56:40 Probably, really.

00:56:41 - Direct that anger to the Mean Girl pod.

00:56:44 You were fired off a tweet.

00:56:46 - Yeah, you pull up Clemmons Twitter.

00:56:48 - Because they--

00:56:48 - Aaron Clemmons, by the way.

00:56:50 - Hold on, wait, just stay on this for a sec.

00:56:52 They post this video of them walking through the doors.

00:56:55 Caption, sorry, not sorry, onscreen caption,

00:56:57 "When you show up to work Monday, not fired,

00:56:59 "even though all the stoolies wish you were."

00:57:01 - Are they here?

00:57:02 Are they here now? - It is Tuesday.

00:57:04 But some are saying, "Corporate Kelly Keying."

00:57:07 - It's late in the day, what is it now?

00:57:09 It's 2.03.

00:57:10 - Others are saying, "Possibly in poor taste

00:57:12 "because we did lay off 100 people on Thursday."

00:57:15 - They deleted the tweet?

00:57:17 - Oh, wow.

00:57:20 - Wow, you got some fucking love on that, Clem Dog.

00:57:22 - Yeah, so--

00:57:25 - 2,000 likes?

00:57:26 - Like, just--

00:57:27 - That's gotta be a record.

00:57:28 - Oh my God.

00:57:29 - For you.

00:57:30 - Don't forget to grab a free Domer, by the way.

00:57:31 - What? - What?

00:57:31 - Don't forget to call the popular tweet a Domer.

00:57:33 - Okay.

00:57:34 (laughing)

00:57:35 Meek Phil, you are so fucking weird.

00:57:37 - Fuck.

00:57:38 - That's the most confident man I've ever seen.

00:57:40 - What?

00:57:41 - A Domer?

00:57:42 - No, I mean--

00:57:43 - If anyone didn't hear that,

00:57:44 Meek Phil just walked over here, tipped his cap,

00:57:46 and said, "Congrats on the Domer," to Clemmer.

00:57:49 - That's a world I don't wanna be part of.

00:57:51 Like, the Twitter, like--

00:57:52 - What does that even, let's ignore that ever happened.

00:57:54 - I mean, that was amazing.

00:57:56 That was amazing.

00:57:56 - No, this is just completely tone deaf by them.

00:58:01 You know, we laid off 100 people,

00:58:02 a lot of people we like here.

00:58:04 - Great people, yeah.

00:58:05 - A lot of hardworking people do no fault of their own.

00:58:07 We changed from being a business that was a,

00:58:10 I don't know, marketing for a, you know, for Penn,

00:58:13 to being a more content-driven, smaller company.

00:58:16 And 100 people lost their jobs, who have bills to pay.

00:58:19 It's a really serious thing.

00:58:21 And they come in here with big smiles on their face,

00:58:23 saying, "When you show up to work Monday,

00:58:25 "not fired, even though all the Stewies wish you were."

00:58:28 A, like, Tommy, what do you say?

00:58:31 - It is Tuesday.

00:58:32 - It's Tuesday, it's not Monday.

00:58:33 B, it's not funny that people lost their fucking jobs.

00:58:37 This isn't a joke.

00:58:38 And, you know, if they're here,

00:58:40 I'll gladly talk to them about it.

00:58:41 It's two o'clock.

00:58:42 No? All right.

00:58:44 Well, I'll be here until five, so.

00:58:47 I mean, you know, there are--

00:58:48 - You should've given a later time.

00:58:51 - There are, I'll be here later than that.

00:58:52 I was trying to give them some window.

00:58:55 But it's just, it's absolutely wrong.

00:58:57 It's really shitty that good people lost their jobs.

00:59:00 And they are making light of it.

00:59:02 - Are the Mean Girls there?

00:59:03 Are they there?

00:59:05 - Are they here?

00:59:06 Grab 'em, I'd love to talk to 'em.

00:59:07 - I don't wanna throw any Whitney at this.

00:59:09 (laughing)

00:59:12 I don't know, I didn't expect it to go.

00:59:14 - Yeah, that was.

00:59:14 - Well, I wanna ask why.

00:59:18 Maybe I'm missing something here.

00:59:20 - I stay out of drama now.

00:59:23 - It's not drama, it's just doing,

00:59:25 it's not drama, it's doing the right thing.

00:59:26 - They're not here, they're not here.

00:59:27 - They're not here.

00:59:28 - I'm over here.

00:59:29 - You've never said yes to me asking them

00:59:30 to be on the rundown.

00:59:31 - How many times have I asked them?

00:59:33 - For what it's worth, more than twice.

00:59:35 (laughing)

00:59:36 - So, those two.

00:59:36 - I don't know, so I just think, I don't know.

00:59:39 I will say most people here, everyone I've talked to

00:59:42 has been really sensitive and caring

00:59:44 and I think really upset that we lost some good people.

00:59:47 And I know a lot of people have reached out,

00:59:48 I've talked to people, and I know,

00:59:49 I've only been here a year,

00:59:50 but I know a lot of people have had relationships and stuff.

00:59:53 And I think these two just fell short here.

00:59:54 And maybe they'll apologize,

00:59:55 I think they took the tweet down,

00:59:57 maybe they feel bad, they'll talk about it tomorrow,

00:59:58 maybe, I don't know.

00:59:59 - Do you agree with the tweet being deleted?

01:00:01 I think you gotta--

01:00:02 - You gotta leave it up at that point, right?

01:00:04 If you're that happy, big smile on your face,

01:00:06 why do you delete anything?

01:00:08 You know, everything's a big, I guess it's a big joke,

01:00:11 people lost their jobs, I don't know.

01:00:13 So yeah, gotta do better next time, guys.

01:00:15 I don't know, and I'll talk to them about it tomorrow,

01:00:16 if they can come in on Wednesday and talk about it.

01:00:19 - Wow.

01:00:21 (laughing)

01:00:22 Plumber, the people, the people's champion.

01:00:24 - Don't know about that, but I don't know.

01:00:27 I don't know, it just, it really,

01:00:28 I saw it, it really pissed me off, I don't know.

01:00:29 - Yeah, clearly.

01:00:31 - I thought that they were gonna tell me, like, fuck you,

01:00:33 and we were gonna go back and forth,

01:00:34 it was gonna be this whole rivalry thing.

01:00:35 - And Kim doesn't still work here.

01:00:37 - No, no, no, shut up.

01:00:38 - It'd be funny if she survived.

01:00:40 - It's like mother's best drop tomorrow.

01:00:42 - But that's right, when that happened, I was like, oh no.

01:00:44 - Alex and Jordan out.

01:00:46 - They do not like this.

01:00:46 And then it was like, I'm posting pictures of myself

01:00:49 crying on somebody's shoulder, I'm doing that,

01:00:51 and so I'm like, all right, they're playing their role now

01:00:53 as like the sad people that got bullied at work,

01:00:56 when in reality, I do think that we all

01:00:59 kind of talk to each other like that,

01:01:00 we all joke like that, they were ready for it.

01:01:02 They said, I can't wait to see the blog.

01:01:03 Oh my God, this is crazy, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:05 And then when it came out, it just wasn't enough.

01:01:06 Alex pretended like she didn't read that blog for weeks.

01:01:09 She's like, it was too many, I couldn't even read it.

01:01:10 I'm like, if you read it, you would see what I said then.

01:01:12 And that's what's important to me.

01:01:13 Don't let Jordan dictate what you're seeing,

01:01:16 'cause Jordan saw it, didn't like it, and I understand that.

01:01:18 And I think I said to you on KFC Radio once

01:01:20 that I wasn't sure if, I knew that Alex would be okay,

01:01:22 I didn't know if Jordan would be,

01:01:23 but this was a test to see whatever it was.

01:01:25 We sat behind each other, she seemed engaged on Twitter

01:01:28 before I even put the blog out, it all seemed fine.

01:01:31 And then it backfired, it went on for like two days.

01:01:33 I then said, all right, enough,

01:01:34 I'm not talking about this anymore,

01:01:35 'cause clearly they don't like it, they're not here to play,

01:01:37 I'm not gonna like pile onto this.

01:01:39 And now eight, how many months later?

01:01:41 Six months later, we're still going on about how,

01:01:44 you know, well, I didn't make fun of Bree and Grace.

01:01:47 Yes, I did, I didn't do this, I didn't do that.

01:01:49 It's different for them.

01:01:50 They, you know, they get all this hate,

01:01:52 they do this, they do that.

01:01:53 Everybody gets fucking hate.

01:01:54 Everybody has been through the ringer about something

01:01:56 in their personal life.

01:01:57 Everybody gets this bullshit. - Yeah, that is true.

01:01:58 - And I understand that if maybe you don't wanna deal

01:01:59 with it, that's fine, but like--

01:02:01 - But there was--

01:02:02 - Then be out of it.

01:02:03 - Can I ask a question, which I'm sure you've answered?

01:02:07 - Yeah.

01:02:07 - You didn't really think it made all women

01:02:09 at Barstool look bad though, did you?

01:02:10 - I said that I thought, I didn't like how we were

01:02:14 raising up people that were putting out dumb clips

01:02:17 on purpose, and then that was setting the standard

01:02:19 for like, okay, the only way to get your clips up

01:02:21 and to get clicks and whatever,

01:02:22 was to put out dumb shit when there are plenty

01:02:25 of other girls here who are saying smart things

01:02:27 and weren't getting enough, like, traction online.

01:02:29 I felt that way.

01:02:30 Again, I don't know--

01:02:31 - 'Cause the counter to that is like,

01:02:33 Call Her Daddy wasn't like the intellectual--

01:02:36 - No, no, no, I know that.

01:02:37 No, no, Dave, you're right about that,

01:02:38 but I actually don't, I don't think that Mean Girls

01:02:40 and Call Her Daddy are alike at all,

01:02:42 and I know that you have made that comparison.

01:02:43 I think that Alex, what she was doing,

01:02:45 while it wasn't like the smartest thing in the world,

01:02:47 it was innovative, it was different.

01:02:48 There were very few women talking about sex

01:02:50 in such an open and honest way,

01:02:53 and kind of like a gross way.

01:02:54 Like, girls talk about sex like that,

01:02:55 and she was one of the only people

01:02:57 that really put her whole life out there

01:02:59 and talked about it in a way that we all were kinda like,

01:03:01 all right, yeah, let's get in it.

01:03:03 Like, let's talk like this, that's fine.

01:03:04 Like, women can talk like that too.

01:03:05 Women can act like that too.

01:03:06 And now she has $60 million,

01:03:08 and now her whole vibe has changed.

01:03:10 She does interviews, she does still talk about sex stuff,

01:03:12 but she has turned it into a bigger platform

01:03:14 for female voices, and I think that's awesome.

01:03:16 I don't think that clips about whether or not

01:03:19 you believe in dinosaurs and wash your hands

01:03:21 are gonna eventually turn into Barbara fucking Walter.

01:03:24 - Right, I mean, but, right.

01:03:26 But my point would be like, that was not exactly like--

01:03:31 - They're the only people--

01:03:33 - Intellectual content, and then you have a lot of guys.

01:03:34 I mean--

01:03:35 - We say a lot of dumb shit too.

01:03:36 - Smitty, the dumbest guy who's ever literally lived.

01:03:40 - And dumb shit.

01:03:41 - And has said so many dumb things.

01:03:42 - Dumb shit, I guess what I--

01:03:45 (laughing)

01:03:46 - I think that my thought was at the time

01:03:50 is like there's already so much dumb shit,

01:03:53 why do we have to now make the only,

01:03:55 like the women who are getting,

01:03:56 they were getting the most attention,

01:03:58 the most accolades during our meetings,

01:03:59 the highest views, all this stuff.

01:04:01 - That's like a chicken and the egg.

01:04:02 Like, and Paul Paul will tell you that,

01:04:05 like the clips were performing,

01:04:07 and you can tell when they're--

01:04:08 - But that's what sucks.

01:04:09 - So you see something that starts--

01:04:10 - That's what sucks.

01:04:11 Why were those clips performing?

01:04:12 Like, is it because we didn't give anybody else?

01:04:14 No, I know, but is it because we didn't give them

01:04:16 a chance to consume something else,

01:04:18 and we're only feeding this bullshit,

01:04:19 and we're only seeing--

01:04:20 - Yeah, I don't think, I think Paul would say,

01:04:22 like, we see the clips starting to perform,

01:04:25 and then it's like we pour gas on it,

01:04:28 and he doesn't care what it is.

01:04:30 - So I think a big part of what happened with them too

01:04:33 is there was every email from Paul or whoever

01:04:38 was like, mean girls, mean girls, mean girls,

01:04:40 be like the mean girls, be more like the mean girls.

01:04:42 I think I mentioned people here were like--

01:04:43 - Like, shut, like, I'll growl down my throat.

01:04:44 - It was like their teacher's pet,

01:04:46 and it's not really their fault,

01:04:47 but it was like, and I also think Paul

01:04:48 was the one who brought them on, right?

01:04:50 So Paul probably had a vested interest in them.

01:04:51 - Which for how long, for a year, we said.

01:04:53 - Okay, well, I think--

01:04:55 - No, he put them together, I thought,

01:04:57 after that argument, after the Daniel Bernstein--

01:05:00 - Did he put them together on the big--

01:05:01 - No, no, no.

01:05:02 - I was talking to Alex.

01:05:03 It all started when she went after the We Were What girls.

01:05:06 - Yeah, the Daniel Bernstein thing.

01:05:07 - Yeah, and then I got in a fight with him,

01:05:08 and it's like, I was like,

01:05:09 except you're gonna be the mean girls,

01:05:10 I'm being mean girls.

01:05:11 Ironically, they didn't really own being the mean girls.

01:05:14 But I don't agree with you that there was

01:05:17 like some sort of grand scheme to put,

01:05:20 their shit was working.

01:05:21 - Right, I just think that it's like being a teacher's pet.

01:05:25 People are like, fuck that student

01:05:27 who the teacher loves the most,

01:05:28 'cause it was just--

01:05:29 - But also, though, if we're doing well--

01:05:31 - When I use the call her daddy analogy,

01:05:33 it's not the content, it's the feedback,

01:05:35 when they were, in Apples and Oranges, how fast,

01:05:39 but when they were going up,

01:05:40 people were like, why are you promoting,

01:05:41 like, why are they becoming teacher's pet?

01:05:43 Well, their content's going bananas.

01:05:45 Different levels, but like--

01:05:46 - Same idea.

01:05:47 - Right, and Paul does not play favorites,

01:05:50 like, for the most part.

01:05:52 It's like, he's just trying to get clicks

01:05:54 and get things going,

01:05:55 those, for whatever reason, were resonating.

01:05:57 And it is kind of, they have a talent,

01:06:00 in a way, of being like,

01:06:02 it's not just what they were doing,

01:06:05 how they were delivering these questions,

01:06:08 whether dinosaurs existed, it all kind of worked.

01:06:11 It worked in a way that worked for them.

01:06:13 - I guess I wonder, though, 'cause, right,

01:06:15 all the clips were going off,

01:06:17 they were going crazy, whatever.

01:06:18 I guess I wonder more, like,

01:06:19 did that translate to the success of the show,

01:06:21 and did it actually bring people in

01:06:23 to see the actual stuff they were saying?

01:06:24 Which, I watched their show a bunch of times,

01:06:26 and they did have good parts of their show.

01:06:28 They had intelligent conversations,

01:06:29 they had normal things they were saying,

01:06:30 and I understand we use the clips to draw people in,

01:06:33 but when I'm getting, and this is what set me off,

01:06:36 honestly, was that day,

01:06:37 we're hearing about it all in the office,

01:06:39 everybody's talking shit, everybody's posting about it.

01:06:40 Then I'm hearing from people in my real life

01:06:42 who follow Barstool 'cause they know me,

01:06:44 and they're like, "Who are these morons that you work with?"

01:06:47 And that, to me, I was like,

01:06:47 I don't want people to think that we're all morons.

01:06:50 I know that there's a lot of morons.

01:06:53 Listen, that's fine.

01:06:54 The people who are morons are morons.

01:06:56 I don't want them to think Barstool are morons.

01:06:59 I hate that, and you have to hate that, too, I would think.

01:07:01 - I know, I mean, I don't,

01:07:03 because we've had morons here for quite a long time.

01:07:06 - Well, all?

01:07:07 Do you want everyone to be a moron?

01:07:09 - No, but I think that's unfair,

01:07:10 just to be like two women are being labeled.

01:07:14 Like, yeah, it's just you're singling out one clip

01:07:17 when we have so much stuff,

01:07:19 and a lot of it is pretty moronic, so.

01:07:21 - For sure.

01:07:23 But I don't think I was just singling them out.

01:07:24 It wasn't just me. - I think for a while

01:07:25 it was translating to the show, right?

01:07:27 - Yeah, it was growing, yeah.

01:07:28 They had a very quick, what was a little different,

01:07:32 or at least seemingly from the outside,

01:07:34 is once Keegs killed them, it really went down.

01:07:38 So it looked like the Barstool audience

01:07:41 was largely their audience.

01:07:43 Like, they weren't getting outside us necessarily.

01:07:46 So once again.

01:07:48 - So there was a significant drop-off after Keegs.

01:07:50 - Oh, Keegs murdered it, yeah.

01:07:52 She ruined it.

01:07:53 - And again, that's not like what I'm--

01:07:54 - Which again goes to like when I'm yelling at,

01:07:57 it's like, yeah, but it's like,

01:07:59 if it could have kept going,

01:08:00 that could have been like a great thing.

01:08:01 - I thought that they had harnessed like the Midwest girls,

01:08:04 you know what I mean?

01:08:05 Like, I thought, that's what I thought.

01:08:06 I was like, all right, so I am just not the audience.

01:08:08 Maybe like the metropolitan areas are not the audience,

01:08:11 just by them living here, whatever.

01:08:12 But I thought that they had like

01:08:14 the Oklahoma girls on lock or something.

01:08:16 - The bustling metropolis of Oklahoma.

01:08:17 - You know what I mean?

01:08:18 Like, I don't know.

01:08:19 I thought that they had an audience that I don't know.

01:08:21 You know, they had those happy hours and stuff.

01:08:23 I don't know, I don't know.

01:08:25 I thought that they had--

01:08:27 - You'll never have to deal with them again.

01:08:29 - Yeah, I guess not, yeah.

01:08:30 I thought they had the shit to back it up.

01:08:31 And so I didn't feel bad going at them

01:08:33 'cause I thought they had the shit to back it up.

01:08:35 - You can just be like, I don't know,

01:08:36 and I don't care anymore.

01:08:37 - Yeah, now it's whatever.

01:08:38 Who gives a fuck?

01:08:39 - I mean, I still, I have no ill will towards them, but.

01:08:42 - No, no.

01:08:43 - How'd your call with Alex go after radio?

01:08:46 - Not bad.

01:08:46 Again, I like Alex.

01:08:47 - And then in the craziest twist was,

01:08:50 after all this happens,

01:08:52 Jordan was in my studio doing some work.

01:08:55 - Yes. - What is going on?

01:08:56 - Yeah, well, it all--

01:08:57 - But the one day you get let go is the day you're working?

01:09:00 - This, I'm uncomfortable with, you know, I feel bad.

01:09:02 I don't--

01:09:03 - You killed--

01:09:04 - I killed them, for sure.

01:09:05 But I also, like, I wish that they talked to me.

01:09:07 Like, they refused to talk to me.

01:09:08 I texted them.

01:09:09 I tried to talk to them in person.

01:09:10 I briefly talked to Alex.

01:09:12 - Do you and Minahan, what is your relationship now?

01:09:15 - They're best friends.

01:09:16 - 'Cause you two--

01:09:17 - I mean, you basically are Kirk.

01:09:17 - Yeah, you two are--

01:09:18 - Listen, I don't love that label.

01:09:19 - Alternate universes of Kirk.

01:09:22 Like, you run the player.

01:09:23 - Well, I think that's why we sort of hate each other

01:09:25 at the same time is 'cause we're similar.

01:09:27 - And you seem to kind of be like, oh, they're gone.

01:09:29 That's what Kirk does when he runs someone out.

01:09:31 He's like, all right, he's gone.

01:09:32 - Yeah.

01:09:33 - I don't think they're crying.

01:09:33 - He's just like, to the next planet.

01:09:35 - Yeah, who's the next target, Kelly?

01:09:36 - I don't think they're crying about it

01:09:37 because if they wanted to stay, they would've stayed.

01:09:39 Like, and you always talk about, like,

01:09:40 Alex just wanted to be here for so long, whatever, blah, blah.

01:09:42 If she wanted to be here so long, she'd still be here.

01:09:43 - Well, yeah, but you made her life miserable.

01:09:45 She didn't want to come in.

01:09:46 - She didn't talk to me.

01:09:47 We didn't have a conversation.

01:09:48 Literally, the day of, I was like,

01:09:49 let's have a conversation.

01:09:50 I texted them.

01:09:51 I said, this is blown out of proportion.

01:09:52 - But it's very Kirk.

01:09:53 Like, Kirk's people don't necessarily have conversations.

01:09:55 He just beats them into submission and they disappear.

01:09:58 - It's also, when Kirk will be like,

01:10:01 you fucking piece of shit.

01:10:03 You shouldn't have a job.

01:10:04 Kill yourself.

01:10:05 And then he's like, I texted them

01:10:06 and they didn't want to come on my show.

01:10:07 (laughing)

01:10:08 Yeah, it doesn't usually work that way.

01:10:09 - No, I wasn't even trying to be on camera.

01:10:11 I said, when they didn't want to do anything on camera,

01:10:13 I said, okay, let's talk outside.

01:10:14 And I said, we can talk whenever.

01:10:15 I was like, I understand you guys are mad at me.

01:10:17 Take as much time as you need, but I'm here to talk.

01:10:19 And they, and they didn't.

01:10:20 They wouldn't.

01:10:20 - I have a kill list and like, on the off, like.

01:10:22 - He's just here and just crossing off with some lipstick.

01:10:25 - Yeah, like, geez, he's how many.

01:10:27 - I do like a lipstick kill list.

01:10:28 That's what I do.

01:10:29 - Wow.

01:10:30 - Oh, wow.

01:10:31 - Oh, really?

01:10:32 Oh no.

01:10:33 - Okay.

01:10:34 - Well, that.

01:10:35 - It makes my life much easier as like the person

01:10:37 who has a higher talent to have the other talent

01:10:39 running the talent we hire out of here.

01:10:41 It makes people like, why does Dave care about that?

01:10:43 Well, it's.

01:10:44 - If they didn't skip on the pageant,

01:10:49 would it have just been a.

01:10:50 - It was a decision had to be coming.

01:10:52 And I said this, I don't know that they had to.

01:10:55 Keeks killed them.

01:10:59 They did not want to be in the office.

01:11:00 So I don't know.

01:11:02 - I talked about them blowing me off.

01:11:04 And if I didn't say anything, no one would have ever known.

01:11:07 - Well, I was already doing the rounds today.

01:11:11 I'm like, who's, I asked, I'm like,

01:11:13 are the mean girls in the office?

01:11:15 Is Smitty in the office?

01:11:16 And that's when I was told what happened.

01:11:21 So I called and asked, first I asked balls,

01:11:24 like, were they supposed to do something?

01:11:25 Then I asked you, and once you said it,

01:11:26 it's like, all right, fine, that's over.

01:11:27 But again, I think they probably that's indicative

01:11:30 that they had made their mind up.

01:11:31 And I just, I think if I was like,

01:11:33 you guys can do your own shit and not come in the office,

01:11:36 they'd be like, okay, good.

01:11:37 We're not doing that anymore.

01:11:38 And they're not successful enough where.

01:11:43 - And we saw the opposite.

01:11:46 Like when they were in the office,

01:11:48 they were doing much better.

01:11:49 And then Keegs made it impossible

01:11:50 for them to come in the office.

01:11:52 - He killed them.

01:11:53 - You actually killed a potentially very successful rancher.

01:11:58 - It was going like this,

01:12:00 and then Kelly killed him and it went like that.

01:12:02 So.

01:12:03 - I just don't know.

01:12:04 - Here's something that.

01:12:04 - Can you imagine not coming in

01:12:06 and at least like standing up for yourself,

01:12:07 yelling, yell at me, do something, get a fight with me.

01:12:09 Like what's.

01:12:10 - This is what gets confusing around.

01:12:11 And it's part of the other argument.

01:12:13 Not everybody is the same.

01:12:15 So some people.

01:12:15 - You guys are sociopaths.

01:12:16 You incur.

01:12:17 - Some people don't like conflict.

01:12:18 They're like Smitty, that shower scene.

01:12:21 I don't really go at him in this way

01:12:22 because he can't take it.

01:12:23 He's like, he doesn't have that DNA.

01:12:26 So I just let him.

01:12:27 - What happened and now I know.

01:12:28 And I never did again.

01:12:29 I never did again.

01:12:30 - Yeah.

01:12:31 - Well, I just, I only killed the person one time.

01:12:33 I didn't kill her a second time.

01:12:34 - I didn't, I didn't think it was going to be a kill shot.

01:12:37 - It wasn't just you.

01:12:37 You like.

01:12:38 - The whole office.

01:12:39 - Yeah, you really made people hate.

01:12:40 - Queen bee shit.

01:12:42 - I think that, I don't know.

01:12:44 I think it was like a bubbling below the surface

01:12:46 about attitudes.

01:12:48 And I think that maybe.

01:12:49 - That's crazy.

01:12:50 - Everyone thought.

01:12:50 - No reason really.

01:12:51 - No, they had a bad attitude all the time.

01:12:53 - Why?

01:12:54 - And I don't know.

01:12:55 I don't know.

01:12:56 - Alex definitely did.

01:12:57 She fought in an R and R.

01:12:58 Like she was.

01:12:58 - She didn't for a long time.

01:12:59 And then all of a sudden they had a bad attitude.

01:13:01 And that's what I said.

01:13:02 I said, I knew Alex on BVA.

01:13:03 We did BVA together.

01:13:04 We stayed in the same hotels together.

01:13:06 Like we were friends.

01:13:07 And then suddenly no more.

01:13:09 Like it wasn't that we weren't friends anymore,

01:13:10 but it was like, I don't know.

01:13:11 - This was before you're bloggers.

01:13:13 - This was way before.

01:13:13 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:14 Oh, like a year before we were friends.

01:13:16 And we were friends for a long time.

01:13:17 You know, I went to her birthday party.

01:13:18 Like it was all fine.

01:13:19 And I think that like, I don't know.

01:13:22 Sometimes I feel people get swept up in the glamor,

01:13:24 swept up in the lights and all that.

01:13:25 And they want to kind of look for other things.

01:13:29 And I think that that's kind of what was going on.

01:13:31 - Well.

01:13:32 - And I don't think people liked it.

01:13:33 - They're gone.

01:13:34 - They're dead.

01:13:35 - You did your job.

01:13:36 - I'm sorry about that.

01:13:36 I'm sorry about it.

01:13:37 As long as I'm not in trouble for it.

01:13:39 - Two bodies on her jacket now.

01:13:40 - People don't get, they have, I think,

01:13:42 I was saying this a little bit.

01:13:43 They have, I think 500,000 followers on TikTok,

01:13:48 250 on Insta.

01:13:51 For me to go hire two girls who have that,

01:13:55 I would pay them a shit ton more

01:13:56 than they were getting here.

01:13:57 But Keeks murdered them.

01:13:58 So we'll just have to go start over.

01:14:00 - Can't pay dead people.

01:14:01 - That's just have to go build up another something.

01:14:04 So they're dead, but whatever.

01:14:06 Just let Dave deal with it.

01:14:08 - Thanks, Keeks.

01:14:09 - Sorry, Dave.

01:14:10 Sorry about that.

01:14:11 - So yeah.

01:14:15 The end of the Mean Girls era.

01:14:17 It burned hot and bright.

01:14:19 And you know, was it twice as hot and half as long

01:14:23 or whatever the phrase is?

01:14:24 - I guess, yeah, yeah.

01:14:24 I guess I just don't, if somebody's, I'm the opposite.

01:14:27 If people are mean and they're like, you know,

01:14:30 call me out or whatever, I feel like I'd go twice as hard.

01:14:31 - I know, but you.

01:14:32 - I run on spite, I guess.

01:14:33 I run more on spite.

01:14:34 - Two different types of people, you know.

01:14:35 - Yeah, I guess.

01:14:36 - That one was sick.

01:14:37 - The Diamondbacks changing their logo and uniforms

01:14:39 is one of the dumbest decisions ever.

01:14:41 That purple and green back then.

01:14:43 - But when it was.

01:14:44 - Purple and teal, every team that came about in the 90s.

01:14:46 - But people always say that.

01:14:48 But then people, the Diamondbacks colors sucked.

01:14:51 It's just now we look back.

01:14:52 - I disagree.

01:14:53 I thought it looked cool.

01:14:53 - But their logo right now is really good.

01:14:55 - The D is sick.

01:14:57 - The white hats are hard ass.

01:14:58 (laughing)

01:14:59 - You know I love a sick D.

01:15:01 - The Mets wore a white hat for one year.

01:15:03 I have one of those.

01:15:06 - White hats rare in baseball.

01:15:08 - Yeah, that is rare.

01:15:09 - But there's another one.

01:15:10 - Do they use the D snake all the time?

01:15:12 - Look at that snake.

01:15:13 No, they don't use that one.

01:15:14 Go down to the.

01:15:15 - D snake is cool.

01:15:16 - Go to the snake head.

01:15:17 Do you figure out what that is?

01:15:18 - That?

01:15:19 - A and B, right?

01:15:20 - Yeah.

01:15:21 - Yeah, Diamondbacks.

01:15:22 - It just looks like a snake head.

01:15:22 - No, to the bottom left.

01:15:23 - D, B.

01:15:24 Where do you see D, B?

01:15:25 - Right there.

01:15:26 - Down there.

01:15:27 - Oh, that one.

01:15:27 Oh, that one's way more clear.

01:15:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:29 - That's a good one.

01:15:30 - Sick.

01:15:31 - The standard A in the maroon and black doesn't do it.

01:15:33 - No, it's like, it's a snake sideways, right?

01:15:36 - Let me see.

01:15:37 - The standard A.

01:15:38 Yeah, look at, it's got like the forked tongue

01:15:40 as the A in the middle.

01:15:42 So it's like a real minimal snake.

01:15:43 No, no, no, the A.

01:15:44 - I'd never noticed that.

01:15:46 - Yeah, see, turn your head sideways

01:15:49 and then you'll have like the diamonds on the back

01:15:50 and then it's got its mouth open

01:15:51 with the forked tongue, right?

01:15:53 - No, I don't see it.

01:15:56 Which way, sideways?

01:15:57 - Are you just making us look stupid?

01:15:58 - No.

01:15:59 - Why else would the A bar in the middle

01:16:01 be shaped like that?

01:16:03 Turn your head left.

01:16:04 - A snake?

01:16:05 - You see how it would have the,

01:16:06 you see how it would have the,

01:16:07 it's the head with the mouth open.

01:16:09 - Wait, go Q point.

01:16:10 - Yeah, kinda.

01:16:11 - So this is the top of the head.

01:16:14 It's got the diamond backs, bottom mouth, fangs, fangs,

01:16:16 tongue, forked tongue.

01:16:19 - Yeah.

01:16:19 - What's on the right where it's all red?

01:16:21 - You're gonna drive me fucking crazy, dude.

01:16:23 What are you talking about?

01:16:24 - The all red.

01:16:25 - It's its head.

01:16:25 It's a snake head.

01:16:27 - Yeah, that's pretty cool.

01:16:28 - It's just its head.

01:16:29 - I'm just, I'm simply not seeing it.

01:16:31 - I didn't notice that till today.

01:16:32 - I can't wrap my head around it.

01:16:34 - Animal Planet does the same fucking thing

01:16:37 with an alligator head, right?

01:16:39 Or maybe Discovery?

01:16:40 - I didn't notice that till today, but that's good.

01:16:42 - That's fine, right?

01:16:43 - Yeah.

01:16:44 - It weeds out all the fucking dumb asses.

01:16:46 (laughing)

01:16:47 - Yeah, I still can't see it.

01:16:48 - How can?

01:16:49 - It's my one weakness.

01:16:50 I can't see the diamond.

01:16:52 - That's Tommy's one.

01:16:52 - Everyone knows.

01:16:53 - That's a huge red flag.

01:16:54 (laughing)

01:16:55 - I'll never date a girl.

01:16:58 - Can you just open up that fucking snake head

01:17:00 and just draw an eyeball on it for Tony?

01:17:02 I mean, Tony.

01:17:03 - Tony.

01:17:04 - Tommy.

01:17:05 - God, you move to Chicago, you forget my fucking name?

01:17:07 - Thank you, John Rich.

01:17:09 - Mm-hmm.

01:17:12 - It would probably like up a little bit more.

01:17:15 - No.

01:17:16 - I would put it up more.

01:17:17 I'd put it like up at the nose, right?

01:17:19 - Yeah, like there.

01:17:20 - Yeah, that's probably.

01:17:21 - I see it more now.

01:17:22 I just don't think it's really that clear.

01:17:25 - Well, logos are meant to just be like the idea of it.

01:17:28 - Yeah.

01:17:29 - I was honestly, what I see more is the snake head

01:17:31 in the white empty space.

01:17:33 That looks like a snake head.

01:17:34 - That's fucking asinine, dude.

01:17:35 - You don't see that?

01:17:36 - Oh, you're an idiot, next to you.

01:17:38 - It looks like the top of a snake head.

01:17:40 Like looking down on you.

01:17:41 - Looking down like you have like a bird's eye view of it.

01:17:44 - Yeah, that makes sense.

01:17:45 - Wait, Tommy, well, maybe that's what it is.

01:17:46 No, because why would it have just the.

01:17:48 - I mean, when you put a dot on it, like an eye,

01:17:50 like this looks like a cartoon character now.

01:17:54 - It's so obvious, yeah.

01:17:55 - Yeah, it's just not really well thought.

01:17:57 - It's pretty well, look at that.

01:17:59 - All right, that's the rundown.

01:18:03 - How are you gonna ying Frank "The Tank" Yang?

01:18:05 Because he is a miserable fan.

01:18:07 - Yeah, he's miserable.

01:18:08 - And he has the opposite of you.

01:18:10 - You know, I believe everyone comes into someone's life

01:18:13 for a reason, and I think I'm gonna be able to make him

01:18:16 a little bit more positive with the dolphins.

01:18:19 I think that's kind of why I was brought in here,

01:18:21 to be honest.

01:18:22 I think that was my mission.

01:18:23 - A divine intervention?

01:18:24 - Yeah, like I was meant to change Frank's heart

01:18:27 on how he fans for the dolphins.

01:18:29 The Mets, they're fucked.

01:18:30 Like he will never change his heart on that team,

01:18:33 and I'm not a Mets fan, so I don't care.

01:18:35 But if I'm out here talking with Frank

01:18:37 each and every single day,

01:18:38 I'm just gonna feed him positivity

01:18:40 until he starts becoming positive.

01:18:43 (upbeat music)

01:18:45 (men yelling)

01:18:49 - I don't need a fire.

01:18:50 - No, Jerry, no, Jerry, no, Jerry.

01:18:51 - No, no, we're fine.

01:18:53 We're fine.

01:18:55 Give me the glasses.

01:18:56 Give me the glasses.

01:18:57 Go on.

01:18:58 Don't come in here on this bullshit, Jerry.

01:19:01 Don't come in here on this bullshit.

01:19:02 I wouldn't touch you.

01:19:03 - You know Jack Hughes is out for the-

01:19:05 - No one cares about Jack fucking Hughes.

01:19:07 - Something, he said that best case scenario

01:19:11 is he plays next year, it's over.

01:19:13 It's not how it's going.

01:19:15 I mean, I should see you next fall.

01:19:17 (indistinct)

01:19:19 - So it sucks you won't share a gambling cave with him

01:19:35 because he's gonna be in New York,

01:19:37 but it would be on you.

01:19:38 - That would be electric.

01:19:39 - It would be on you.

01:19:40 - Me and him were sitting next to each other

01:19:41 watching a Dolphins game.

01:19:42 'Cause don't get me wrong,

01:19:44 like I'm optimistic now,

01:19:45 but as shit goes south, I'm kind of worse than Frank.

01:19:48 I'm all good now.

01:19:49 - I'm sure.

01:19:50 I can see that.

01:19:51 - Like when the Dolphins are losing live, I'm a problem.

01:19:55 - But you're gonna have to be the guy

01:19:57 when it goes south to tell Frank to be quiet

01:20:00 like Stephen Che did last year.

01:20:02 - Frank, shut the fuck up for five minutes, Jesus Christ.

01:20:05 - I don't know if you ever seen that clip.

01:20:06 - I saw that, he's like, shut up Frank.

01:20:09 - I never seen Stephen Che like that.

01:20:11 That's an all time clip.

01:20:12 - That's great.

01:20:13 I can only imagine like what the fans are thinking

01:20:14 that sit around Frank when he just goes on his fucking rants.

01:20:18 - Oh yeah.

01:20:18 - I mean, dude, he's a legend now.

01:20:20 He got an escort out of the Yankee stadium.

01:20:23 - Yeah, and he had like teams, well not teams,

01:20:25 he obviously like little fucking 22 year old kids

01:20:28 all over him like taking pictures.

01:20:29 - They were chanting him.

01:20:30 He got a standing ovation leaving the stadium.

01:20:32 - He's a tank man.

01:20:33 - Well, we'll get to you losers, Nicky Smokes.

01:20:36 - I'm not a loser.

01:20:38 - No, Bears winner and we'll start then Dan with you.

01:20:41 Is this new guy, is fields out now?

01:20:44 Would you rather this guy be the quarterback of the future

01:20:47 for the Chicago Bears because they looked a lot better

01:20:50 without that Ohio State bum who I've said is a bum

01:20:53 since day one.

01:20:54 Would you be better off with the new guy

01:20:56 as your quarterback?

01:20:57 - For real?

01:20:58 - I'd like to see more.

01:21:00 He played great.

01:21:01 He's a great story.

01:21:02 Division two.

01:21:03 - So is it fields holding you back?

01:21:05 - No, fields is playing good the last two

01:21:08 out of the last three games before he got hurt.

01:21:10 So no.

01:21:11 - How many wins did the Bears have?

01:21:14 - They have two now.

01:21:15 So they doubled up with this new guy.

01:21:17 This guy won as many games.

01:21:19 - Yeah, no, I get it.

01:21:20 I get it.

01:21:21 No, it's fun.

01:21:22 It's fun to win one.

01:21:23 Even though we're in tank mode,

01:21:24 it's fun to win one like you know, Dave.

01:21:26 - I don't know that I'm in tank mode.

01:21:27 (laughing)

01:21:30 - You gotta pick a side, Dave.

01:21:32 - Let's look across the AFC East.

01:21:37 The Buffalo Bills, they didn't look good.

01:21:41 - No, they're bad.

01:21:42 - I'll tell you, Matt Jones outplayed Josh Allen.

01:21:45 Patriots looked like they were ready.

01:21:47 We just hear that Bill Belichick signed

01:21:49 like a long extension.

01:21:51 The boys came out ready to roll for him.

01:21:54 Then I go look at this team and I live in Miami.

01:21:56 Soft, like their colors, teal.

01:21:59 They go play real teams, they get punched in the mouth.

01:22:02 They can't beat a physical team.

01:22:04 We have Miami this weekend.

01:22:05 What happens if we beat Miami in Miami this Sunday?

01:22:10 Suddenly the division is ours.

01:22:12 So no, I'm not in tank mode.

01:22:15 Matt Jones looked like what I thought Matt Jones

01:22:18 was yesterday.

01:22:19 Super Bowl caliber quarterback.

01:22:22 He gets some protection.

01:22:24 Let's go back.

01:22:25 We played the Eagles a hell of a lot better

01:22:27 than the Dolphins did, that's for sure.

01:22:29 We should have beaten them.

01:22:30 If Booty gets his feet inbounds in a fumble,

01:22:33 we have two wins, could have beat.

01:22:34 So Dan, I'm confused.

01:22:36 I thought we were tanking and now I don't know.

01:22:39 We're two and five, there's a lot of football left

01:22:42 and I'm not impressed by anybody in the AFC East.

01:22:45 Nikki Smokes has never seen,

01:22:48 have you even like won a playoff game

01:22:50 since you've been alive?

01:22:50 - No, I've been to three playoff games, lost all three.

01:22:53 - So you don't know what it looks like.

01:22:54 I do, I've seen six Super Bowl rings, 34 AFC titles.

01:22:59 I've seen it, Nikki Smokes.

01:23:01 You don't have it.

01:23:02 - You're gonna tell me with a straight face right now

01:23:05 that this Patriots team can win a Super Bowl?

01:23:06 You're drunk. - Yes.

01:23:07 (laughing)

01:23:08 - You're drunk, Dave.

01:23:09 Like there's no way. - Why?

01:23:10 - I know you're Miami. - Did you just see

01:23:11 what we just did to the Bills?

01:23:13 - You have your own hooker.

01:23:14 You have your own hyphenate. - We just dominated the Bills.

01:23:15 - You're shitting all day.

01:23:16 Dave, they're two and fucking five.

01:23:18 This is not a good football team.

01:23:20 What are you talking about? - Well, I mean,

01:23:21 we just beat a team that crushed you.

01:23:24 - That's a fact.

01:23:25 - Let's go back, let's go back to last week.

01:23:27 - You'll have your time to do your talking on Sunday.

01:23:30 You'll have your time to do your talking on Sunday, Nikki.

01:23:33 - You guys are two and five.

01:23:35 You are the definition of middle of the pack.

01:23:37 - You played two teams that were supposed to be good,

01:23:39 Oswald included, and they both punched you in the face

01:23:41 and broke your nose.

01:23:43 - Did we not beat you in Foxborough?

01:23:45 - Barely.

01:23:46 - We beat you in Foxborough.

01:23:47 - That's because, that's the booty game.

01:23:49 That's the booty game.

01:23:50 He didn't get his feet down.

01:23:52 - So when you lose this Sunday in Miami,

01:23:55 like you always do, you're gonna be two and six.

01:23:57 And then what tune are you gonna sing?

01:23:58 Is it Mac Jones is still the guy we're going to Super Bowl?

01:24:00 - No, listen, if we're two and six, it's an uphill battle.

01:24:03 I have to do my, I think you guys are dead.

01:24:06 I think you're dead in the water.

01:24:07 - You think we're dead?

01:24:08 We're in first place in the division.

01:24:09 How are we dead?

01:24:10 - That's because we beat the Bills.

01:24:11 - That doesn't matter if we're gonna sweep you.

01:24:14 - And now we're gonna beat you.

01:24:16 We're gonna beat everybody.

01:24:18 - Dave, there is no chance.

01:24:19 - Two is so soft.

01:24:20 You guys play good.

01:24:21 Do you see Mac hang in there on that third down?

01:24:26 - Mac is the biggest wimp.

01:24:28 - Right on the money.

01:24:29 - He's the biggest wimp in the league.

01:24:30 - What's that?

01:24:31 Didn't he, what?

01:24:32 - Mac Jones is the biggest wimp in the league.

01:24:34 - How do you figure that?

01:24:36 - Have you seen him get hit?

01:24:37 He makes that little girl face.

01:24:38 - At least he doesn't, at least he doesn't,

01:24:41 his brain doesn't leak out the side of his ear

01:24:42 and he has to miss the rest of the season.

01:24:44 - Wow, now we're making fun of injuries for concussion.

01:24:46 - Well, you said he's the wimp.

01:24:48 - Fucked up, Dave.

01:24:49 - You said he's the wimp.

01:24:49 - It's not injury.

01:24:50 - Time out.

01:24:52 A concussion is an injury.

01:24:54 - Yes, it is and you're making fun of it.

01:24:56 Mac Jones being a wimp.

01:24:57 - My guy doesn't get hurt.

01:24:59 If one guy doesn't get hurt and one guy does,

01:25:01 who's the wimp?

01:25:03 - Your guy gets benched for Bailey Zappi.

01:25:05 - What, did we go back in time?

01:25:07 - Your guy got benched in the national championship.

01:25:10 That's a coward.

01:25:11 - No, he didn't.

01:25:12 - No, he didn't.

01:25:13 - He didn't get reversed.

01:25:14 - Oh, he got hurt.

01:25:16 - Yeah.

01:25:17 - No.

01:25:17 - He got hurt in the other one.

01:25:18 - Hurts got benched,

01:25:19 Shula came in, won the national championship.

01:25:20 - Hurts come back in Georgia.

01:25:21 - SEC championship.

01:25:22 - Fine, Georgia.

01:25:23 - SEC championship.

01:25:24 - SEC championship.

01:25:25 - Yeah.

01:25:26 - Your guy gets hurt every three seconds.

01:25:27 - Not this year.

01:25:29 - Question for you, question for you.

01:25:31 I'm enjoying this very much

01:25:33 because you've never dealt with Dave

01:25:35 and so it's like fresh blood, like fresh meat.

01:25:37 Like you don't, you're trying to fight him a certain way

01:25:40 that you'll never win.

01:25:41 - We're on equal footing.

01:25:42 We'll see what happens on Sunday.

01:25:44 - Same team right now.

01:25:45 Nicky, do you, I put the Dolphins on fraud watch.

01:25:50 - Oh, they're frauds.

01:25:50 - And the Lions as well.

01:25:52 - Frauds.

01:25:53 - I won't say they're all the way fraud, but fraud watch.

01:25:55 - Danny, tell them about apple picking season.

01:25:57 Tell them about it.

01:25:58 - I mean, Nick, you've beaten some really bad teams

01:26:02 early in the year.

01:26:03 - Really?

01:26:05 - The weather doesn't change.

01:26:06 - I don't think so.

01:26:07 - In South Florida, the weather don't change.

01:26:08 He does nothing about apple picking season.

01:26:11 Nicky, your quick early wins, they don't matter.

01:26:14 The leaves start falling, pumpkins start coming out.

01:26:17 That's where football is played.

01:26:18 And that's where we just absolutely hammered the bills.

01:26:21 - That's where you're wrong.

01:26:22 That's where you're wrong.

01:26:23 - You know about apple picking season?

01:26:24 - These people are gonna get healthier.

01:26:26 They didn't have their two starting corners.

01:26:27 - Tell me how many playoff games

01:26:29 you've won in your life again.

01:26:31 - Zero.

01:26:33 - You've won zero in your life?

01:26:35 - Yeah, he's won zero in his life.

01:26:36 - I've never seen one.

01:26:37 - He had the Dan Marino when they lost like 70 to seven.

01:26:41 - So who's gonna sit here and listen to this loser

01:26:44 talk to somebody who has so many Super Bowl rings.

01:26:47 I've been carried out to Super Bowls.

01:26:49 I've been to show Super Bowl parties.

01:26:51 You don't know nothing about it.

01:26:52 You've never won a game.

01:26:53 You go and push fat people in Buffalo

01:26:56 and be like, "Oh, get out of my way."

01:26:57 You don't know what it takes that you do that

01:26:59 in 80 degrees. - Wow, you just

01:27:00 hold a chef fat?

01:27:01 - Yes, yes.

01:27:03 When the weather turns and the leaves start falling

01:27:08 from the trees, it's apple picking season.

01:27:10 That's when the Patriots start going like this,

01:27:12 just like we just did last week.

01:27:14 And now we're gonna come get you.

01:27:16 Now we're gonna come get you in Buffalo.

01:27:18 - So you think by the end of the year,

01:27:20 the Patriots are gonna have a better record

01:27:21 than the Miami Dolphins.

01:27:22 I wanna hear this.

01:27:23 - Yeah, yes.

01:27:25 (laughing)

01:27:28 - This guy's hilarious.

01:27:30 - Hilarious. - Holy shit.

01:27:31 - Do you wanna wear one of my rings

01:27:33 to one of your squish parties

01:27:34 and tell them that you know somebody

01:27:36 who won a Super Bowl one time?

01:27:37 Squish man?

01:27:38 - Do you have a ring?

01:27:39 - Of course I do.

01:27:40 I got six of them, you dummy.

01:27:41 - Let me see the ring.

01:27:42 Let me see the ring.

01:27:43 - They're still in there tucking in the Hamptons.

01:27:46 - Yeah, you don't have it yet.

01:27:48 They didn't send you one.

01:27:49 - What do you think I travel back and forth them?

01:27:51 I got six of them.

01:27:52 Show them the clip.

01:27:54 Danny, can we pull it?

01:27:56 Hold on.

01:27:58 I'll find it.

01:28:00 - It says, "Super Bowl champion,

01:28:01 Dave Portnoy on the ring."

01:28:03 There's no way.

01:28:03 - You can't win this, Nick.

01:28:05 You can't win this.

01:28:06 - Did you buy them at an auction

01:28:07 or did they give it to you?

01:28:09 - Okay, hold on.

01:28:10 - Nicky, you just have to--

01:28:11 - You can buy it off of both pairs

01:28:13 from the pawn shop.

01:28:14 - Your only play, Nick, is to not fight it right now

01:28:19 and hope the Dolphins kick the shit out of the Patriots.

01:28:22 And then when--

01:28:23 - Can you see this?

01:28:24 - It's Brady Belichick Portnoy.

01:28:29 So that's where it is.

01:28:32 - I got no rings.

01:28:33 I need him to see it.

01:28:34 - Look, look, look, I'll tip my cap.

01:28:36 That's a great video, great message.

01:28:38 If the owner told me that, I'd cum my pants.

01:28:41 But he didn't send you a Super Bowl ring.

01:28:43 He just said--

01:28:44 - Of course I'm part of the team, you moron.

01:28:46 I got six rings.

01:28:47 - Unfortunately for you, Nick, too,

01:28:48 your owner is probably like,

01:28:51 Dave could be best friends with him tomorrow.

01:28:52 - Of course, the Beals, me and them are like this.

01:28:55 - No, no, Steve, come on.

01:28:57 - I know, but Beal is the number guy in there.

01:28:59 Beal is the number guy in there, Patriot fans.

01:29:02 I know what's going on in Miami before he does.

01:29:05 It's crazy.

01:29:07 If I wanna take a snap next week,

01:29:09 I could walk on the field and do it.

01:29:11 But I'm not because I'm a Patriot guy

01:29:13 and we're gonna beat your ass next week.

01:29:14 That's fine.

01:29:15 So I didn't even wanna come in here

01:29:16 talking about the Patriots,

01:29:17 but Nicky Smokes is such a dumb--

01:29:19 - Miami owns Boston.

01:29:20 We own Boston.

01:29:21 We ruined the Bruins, we ruined the Celtics,

01:29:23 and we ruined the Patriots.

01:29:24 This is in 2005, 2006.

01:29:27 - Let's just start with--

01:29:27 - We own Boston. - Let's start with the Patriots.

01:29:30 What do you mean you ruined the Patriots, how?

01:29:32 - You've never beat Tua.

01:29:34 You've never beat Tua one time.

01:29:35 - I have six rings.

01:29:37 - It doesn't matter.

01:29:38 - You have none.

01:29:39 You've never won a playoff game.

01:29:39 - This is 2023.

01:29:41 This is not 2010, this isn't 2011.

01:29:44 This is 2023.

01:29:45 You had a great run, best run ever.

01:29:47 - But Miami has nothing to do with us.

01:29:49 You guys are an irrelevant team.

01:29:50 We'll move along.

01:29:51 I didn't even wanna talk about the Patriots today.

01:29:54 I didn't even wanna talk about the Patriots

01:29:55 and you won't admit that you guys got your face

01:29:57 kicked in by the Eagles.

01:29:58 - No, we got kicked in, but can we admit the refs sucked?

01:30:01 10 penalties to zero, and the guy calling the game

01:30:04 was banned from reffing the ACC Championship game last year?

01:30:08 I feel like that should be noted.

01:30:09 - The ACC Championship?

01:30:12 - Yes, pull it up right now.

01:30:14 His name is Duan Hyatt, an umpire who made

01:30:17 multiple critical calls.

01:30:19 His crew was suspended from the ACC Championship game

01:30:21 for unethical refereeing.

01:30:22 - NFL guys do ACC?

01:30:25 - I guess.

01:30:26 - Who's your source?

01:30:28 Who's your source?

01:30:29 - Litter.

01:30:31 - Yeah.

01:30:32 - Listen, I don't know.

01:30:33 You and Frank the Tank, you're like the two of you.

01:30:38 I mean, it's tough.

01:30:39 You're never gonna win anything.

01:30:41 - He, last night, Nicky Smokes was like,

01:30:44 he was really down.

01:30:45 He's like, "I'm changing my life.

01:30:47 "I'm gonna give up booze.

01:30:48 "I'm gonna give up dumping sack."

01:30:50 And then he tried to say that he was gonna start

01:30:52 being misogynistic.

01:30:55 He was like, "I'm gonna be a misogynic."

01:30:57 And we're like, "What?

01:30:58 "What are you talking about?"

01:30:59 He was trying to say monogamous.

01:31:01 And he's, don't tell me he confused those two.

01:31:05 But he's back, he's back.

01:31:08 He's already asked me where he can bang in the new office.

01:31:11 He did a tour today and that was all he was doing.

01:31:13 - The-

01:31:14 - And I have a layer.

01:31:15 - Okay, the next-

01:31:16 - It's not yours.

01:31:18 - Rundown today is November 27th.

01:31:21 It is Cyber Monday.

01:31:23 Doing something a little unusual today.

01:31:25 We're gonna do a two-man rundown.

01:31:28 Me and Big Ev.

01:31:31 Busy weekend of sports.

01:31:35 Let's start it off.

01:31:39 - Tommy DeVito, big winner for the Giants.

01:31:41 - The big, the big game.

01:31:44 - Giants-Pats, Sunday.

01:31:45 - Michigan, Ohio State.

01:31:49 (Tommy laughs)

01:31:51 - Ev, the floor is yours.

01:31:55 - I mean, we had it and then we didn't have it.

01:32:03 - When did you have it?

01:32:05 - When we were driving to win.

01:32:06 After the drive where we did run it down your throat.

01:32:09 It was, it's, I don't know, it's a game of inches.

01:32:15 I mean, it was, I mean, the difference,

01:32:17 the difference was the two interceptions

01:32:18 versus no interceptions.

01:32:20 I mean, two very good teams.

01:32:22 I mean, I'm just, I'm devastated.

01:32:24 I don't, I don't know.

01:32:26 We just fucking, we didn't get it done.

01:32:28 We didn't get it done.

01:32:29 I thought we were gonna get it done.

01:32:31 I was nervous coming into the game,

01:32:33 but I was like, I was optimistic, like genuinely optimistic.

01:32:36 The defense played, I thought, solid.

01:32:40 I mean, they didn't make any,

01:32:41 they didn't make stops more in the second half.

01:32:42 They made the one, I guess, at the end to give us a chance.

01:32:44 But I mean-

01:32:46 - Did I see a stat that Michigan was only punted once

01:32:49 in three games in the second half?

01:32:51 - I think so.

01:32:53 It's a problem.

01:32:53 The defense, the defense this year wasn't the problem.

01:32:56 The last, the two years prior, it was the problem.

01:32:59 It was a little bit like the,

01:33:02 I think the football gods give and then take it,

01:33:04 that we had one of the better defense

01:33:05 that we've had in the last five or 10 years.

01:33:08 I think we've had, I don't want to knock them

01:33:10 'cause I think he actually played a solid game

01:33:13 between the, in between the two tough throws.

01:33:15 But had probably down at quarterback over the last,

01:33:20 once we've had the last six, seven years,

01:33:22 that might be a change in the off season.

01:33:26 We'll see.

01:33:27 I should've jumped out of the plane.

01:33:28 I'm a pussy.

01:33:29 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:33:31 Don't be too hard on yourself.

01:33:33 - I mean, it would take a few bounces our way,

01:33:36 but there's a potential door opening.

01:33:38 - On a scale of zero to 10, how blue are you?

01:33:40 - I'm sad.

01:33:44 I wouldn't describe it as blue.

01:33:46 - Blue is sad, I bet.

01:33:47 - No, no, I'm devastated.

01:33:49 Disappointed, I'm heartbroken.

01:33:52 - Do you feel like you have nothing to live for?

01:33:55 - Yes, yeah, I do feel that way.

01:33:56 - Because, like I hand up Patriots stink, Giants stink.

01:34:00 Like Tommy DeVito, you guys would've been better off

01:34:01 not winning that game.

01:34:02 - I don't believe that.

01:34:03 - Well, I mean, that's for that.

01:34:05 - With different conversations,

01:34:06 I'm just not a, I'm anti-tanking in general.

01:34:08 - Okay, so you have nothing to live for.

01:34:10 - Correct.

01:34:10 - Yeah. - Correct.

01:34:11 That's correct.

01:34:14 - Does it make you feel any better that these hoodies,

01:34:17 which I have, by the way, the Ryan Day on the back,

01:34:19 will add the score.

01:34:21 It's our number one seller by a mile.

01:34:25 People are coming out of the woodwork

01:34:27 to support Barstool and Michigan, men versus boys.

01:34:31 Michigan being the men, you guys being the little boys,

01:34:34 because we keep beating the piss out of you.

01:34:36 - You're gonna be the piss out of us.

01:34:37 - People are buying these hoodies.

01:34:38 It's a great, great, great hoodie.

01:34:40 So you, in a way, save Black Friday

01:34:44 and all these producers and stuff and social people,

01:34:47 you, you're Santa in many ways.

01:34:51 (whooshing)

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