John Rich | Barstool Rundown
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00:00:00 (upbeat music)
00:00:02 - Mets, get the fuck over here.
00:00:06 Ben Metz.
00:00:08 - Still live.
00:00:10 - Who no longer works at Barstool.
00:00:12 - Still do, still live.
00:00:13 - Okay.
00:00:14 - In the flesh.
00:00:15 - That's your opinion.
00:00:16 (laughing)
00:00:17 So you are here.
00:00:18 Now a couple, last week you put out a video.
00:00:20 - Here, come stand here.
00:00:21 - Of you hitting the rope ladder.
00:00:23 - You got it, you got it, you got it.
00:00:26 Oh, speed demon, speed demon.
00:00:29 Speed demon, speed demon, yes.
00:00:30 - It's probably the first time
00:00:31 I've ever been called speed demon.
00:00:32 - Okay, all right.
00:00:33 We would like to see a live demonstration of your footwork.
00:00:36 - Okay.
00:00:37 - So we don't have a ladder, but if you can--
00:00:40 - I know what you're asking.
00:00:41 - Okay, I don't have to explain anymore.
00:00:43 Speed demon.
00:00:46 - This is river dance.
00:00:47 - This is DDR.
00:00:47 (laughing)
00:00:50 - Speed demon, speed demon.
00:00:52 - Oh, you're going back.
00:00:53 - You got it, you got it.
00:00:54 - That's hopscotch.
00:00:54 - You got it, you got it, you got it.
00:00:55 Speed demon, speed demon, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:00:58 (clapping)
00:01:01 Yes.
00:01:02 - Can't really say I nailed it, but.
00:01:06 - No, no, you nailed it head on.
00:01:06 - No, you did exactly what you were supposed to do.
00:01:08 - You nailed it head on.
00:01:10 - Wow, that was electric.
00:01:11 How's life going?
00:01:12 - Life's good, man.
00:01:13 It's good, good, good.
00:01:14 - And we walk in, no one's fucking here.
00:01:16 No one, that whole area, that was,
00:01:20 it was so stunningly silent.
00:01:22 Who's that guy?
00:01:26 (laughing)
00:01:27 - I mean, he's hustling.
00:01:28 - He's sweating.
00:01:28 - He's working his ass off.
00:01:29 - I like that guy.
00:01:30 - Respect.
00:01:31 - That's what you should do.
00:01:32 You should be fucking on the hop.
00:01:34 - Yeah, that was great.
00:01:35 (laughing)
00:01:36 - Okay, first rundown back in the Barstool-owned world.
00:01:41 And it got off to a bang today.
00:01:43 We were on Barstool Radio doing it,
00:01:45 but that whole trash section down there.
00:01:47 - It's the loser pen slash trash pen slash pig pen.
00:01:51 - Nobody was here.
00:01:51 - Those are the names.
00:01:52 - Nobody was here.
00:01:53 - How stupid is this fucking company?
00:01:56 Like I bought it, I've owned it back for less than 24 hours.
00:02:01 And what time is it right now?
00:02:02 - 9.45.
00:02:04 - 9.45.
00:02:05 Then we got a couple people over here.
00:02:08 These motherfuckers don't show up.
00:02:11 I'm only in the office for a fucking week.
00:02:13 What the fuck are these idiots doing?
00:02:15 - Just, it was dead ass empty to the point
00:02:19 it was so silent that I was like in my office.
00:02:24 I'm like--
00:02:25 - You hear your keys clacking?
00:02:26 - I looked at my phone, I'm like,
00:02:28 is it still like 8 a.m.?
00:02:29 No, it was 10 a.m.
00:02:31 Nobody here.
00:02:32 I got furious.
00:02:33 I was legit mad.
00:02:34 It's like people know I'm here.
00:02:36 I just bought the company.
00:02:37 No one's fucking here.
00:02:39 So that was an interesting way to start it.
00:02:41 Robbie, you were super late.
00:02:42 You had diarrhea.
00:02:44 - I did.
00:02:44 (laughing)
00:02:45 It's tough.
00:02:46 Listen, I was excited about the whole Barstool thing
00:02:49 yesterday.
00:02:50 I said I'm gonna get myself my favorite meal.
00:02:51 I got a burger, jalapeno bacon mushroom burger.
00:02:55 It went right through me, Dave.
00:02:56 It went right through me.
00:02:57 - Because new Tiffany Gomez picture just dropped.
00:03:00 The crazy plane lady, Tiffany Gomez tweeted
00:03:02 an Instagram new picture of herself with the caption,
00:03:04 "One moment doesn't define you,
00:03:06 "but it can define your purpose.
00:03:07 "#selflove, #empowerment, #motivation, #staytuned."
00:03:11 And if you go to tiffanygomez.com,
00:03:13 I think there is a link to the video
00:03:15 for addressing the public for the first time.
00:03:17 My queen, I love her.
00:03:18 - I love her too.
00:03:19 - She's so right.
00:03:20 Do not let one moment define you.
00:03:21 - Agreed.
00:03:21 - And I'd like to spend the rest of my life with her.
00:03:22 - Agreed.
00:03:23 - Now--
00:03:24 - She's so cute.
00:03:25 - She's very attractive.
00:03:26 - Yeah.
00:03:27 - I would be so pissed if I was on that plane
00:03:29 that had a deboard because this woman's screaming nonsense.
00:03:31 That would fucking--
00:03:32 - Thank you for warning me.
00:03:33 - That would infuriate you.
00:03:34 - Thank you for warning me.
00:03:35 - You guys would have lost your shit.
00:03:36 - Didn't they deboard that plane?
00:03:36 They deboarded that plane?
00:03:38 - Yes, they deboarded the plane.
00:03:40 - Oh, that was good.
00:03:41 She was a public servant looking out for citizens.
00:03:43 - No, if that happened to you guys, you--
00:03:44 - What, it's hysteria?
00:03:45 I did not hear that they deboarded the plane.
00:03:46 - I heard they deboarded the plane.
00:03:48 Now, maybe I'm wrong, but that's what I heard.
00:03:50 - I personally would have deboarded the plane.
00:03:52 If she was on my plane and she's saying all that shit,
00:03:55 I believe her.
00:03:56 I believe everything she says, especially now.
00:03:58 Also, though, yeah, we haven't heard exactly
00:04:00 what happened to her, right?
00:04:01 She hasn't said, "Oh, I was on drugs,"
00:04:03 or "I took an edible," or whatever.
00:04:05 She just--
00:04:06 - No, she hasn't said what she saw or whatever.
00:04:08 - Then I'm still on her side.
00:04:09 - We're trying to get her on Barstool Radio.
00:04:10 I know some DMs have been exchanged.
00:04:12 - Oh, yeah?
00:04:13 - Not between me, between the, I think, Barstool.
00:04:16 Yeah, I mean, I would just love to know the story.
00:04:19 But I'm sure, this could be, what is she,
00:04:21 is she gonna launch an OnlyFans?
00:04:23 She gave the feet away.
00:04:25 People were saying she should've given
00:04:26 the bare feet away already in that picture.
00:04:27 - I know, she did give the feet away.
00:04:30 - I would, look, for research purposes,
00:04:32 I'd probably subscribe to that OnlyFans.
00:04:33 - Can she only do an OnlyFans 'cause she's hot?
00:04:35 What if she has more to her?
00:04:36 What if she's, you know?
00:04:37 - So you wanna date this woman?
00:04:40 - I want to marry her.
00:04:41 - Okay, let's say you marry her.
00:04:42 - I want death to do us part.
00:04:43 - Let's say you marry her, and then a year later,
00:04:45 she does this stuff again on the plane.
00:04:46 You can't get upset because--
00:04:48 - Why would you get upset?
00:04:49 - I would not get upset.
00:04:50 - So she starts screaming, you're all packed up,
00:04:52 ready to go on a trip, you sit down,
00:04:53 you're relaxing on the plane,
00:04:54 and she starts screaming--
00:04:55 - I'd get a little angrier than I'd look at her,
00:04:57 and I'd say, "All's forgiven."
00:04:58 - You know what, I know it's for the after show,
00:05:00 but I gotta do it.
00:05:01 The picture of the Tungsten Group, John Rich.
00:05:03 - Ooh!
00:05:04 - I'm tired of dicking around with these topics.
00:05:06 Let's talk about your picture.
00:05:08 - Let's talk about it.
00:05:09 - Let's talk about it.
00:05:09 - It was bad lighting.
00:05:10 It was a tough, I was put in a tough spot.
00:05:11 - Everybody else was in the same light.
00:05:14 - No, that's not true, it's dark,
00:05:15 and there are certain bulbs shine.
00:05:18 - So there he is, right, god damn!
00:05:20 (laughing)
00:05:22 - You broke John!
00:05:24 - I hadn't seen this.
00:05:26 - How do you look like that?
00:05:28 - You look like you're from the Addams Family.
00:05:29 - Oh my god!
00:05:30 - He does, he's got a larch look to him.
00:05:32 - Your eyeballs look like the goggles
00:05:34 you wear in a tanning bed.
00:05:35 (laughing)
00:05:38 - You know, I have hit the tanning room
00:05:39 a couple times lately.
00:05:41 - Oh my god.
00:05:42 - It was a bad idea, I don't know what I can say.
00:05:45 It was a bad life.
00:05:46 - Sir, there you go.
00:05:48 - Oh, hi.
00:05:49 - You both looked dead, you looked like a serial killer.
00:05:52 - You did this on purpose.
00:05:53 - I did go for like the serious look,
00:05:55 but I didn't know that was gonna happen.
00:05:57 - 'Cause Nick went for hard in his picture too.
00:06:00 - Yeah, as a rock.
00:06:01 - And yeah, it's a hell of a picture.
00:06:04 - But notice, scroll up to the top one.
00:06:07 Look at Ken Jack.
00:06:10 - Yeah.
00:06:10 - Look at John.
00:06:11 Now scroll to that one where it's zoomed in.
00:06:14 Folks, that's two different photos, he looks the same.
00:06:18 This is not a stroke of luck, that's what you look like.
00:06:21 - That is you, that's who you are.
00:06:24 - That's what I looked like last night.
00:06:25 - Oh god.
00:06:26 - You do look better right now.
00:06:29 - Thank you, big T.
00:06:30 - If that's any consolation.
00:06:31 - Yeah, this is the worst I've ever seen you.
00:06:32 - That is the worst.
00:06:32 - You're not a bad looking guy, you're a mean looking guy.
00:06:34 - Very sickly.
00:06:35 - Dude, if you were laying in a casket,
00:06:37 you know how like when you go to a funeral
00:06:38 and you're just like, he looks good.
00:06:40 You couldn't say that, and you're alive.
00:06:43 - Have you seen Vogue models lately?
00:06:47 - Have I seen what?
00:06:48 - Have you seen like Vogue models lately?
00:06:50 - Yeah.
00:06:51 - No, John, you don't look like a Vogue model.
00:06:53 - Pull up some models, pull up some,
00:06:55 maybe a Raf Simons model.
00:06:57 Actually, it's in my blog, go look at the blog.
00:06:59 - Well, you're just trying to get numbers
00:07:01 for your blog at this point.
00:07:02 - Pete Davidson also.
00:07:03 - God.
00:07:05 - He's so close to you.
00:07:07 - Every time it zooms in.
00:07:09 - What are they calling, John Disrich?
00:07:11 - They called you John Disrich.
00:07:13 - That's good stuff.
00:07:14 - John Rich looks like if heroin had a heroin problem.
00:07:16 - Oh God.
00:07:18 - More like John Poor.
00:07:19 - That one's, that one hurts the nose.
00:07:23 - John Rich looks ghastly.
00:07:25 You never want ghastly.
00:07:27 - Look at Nate text him.
00:07:29 You got to blog that picture after you finish
00:07:31 sucking blood from an unsuspecting bypasser.
00:07:34 (laughing)
00:07:37 - Well, that's not at all.
00:07:38 That's what models look like these days?
00:07:41 - Yeah.
00:07:42 - If you were a family member of mine
00:07:43 and I saw that picture, I'd be concerned.
00:07:46 - I'm worried about receiving a phone call
00:07:48 any hour now.
00:07:50 - From your family?
00:07:51 - You know when like a tragedy happens
00:07:53 and then they're like, we found the person that did it
00:07:55 and you see the picture and you're like,
00:07:56 that makes sense.
00:07:57 Yeah.
00:07:59 - Yeah, we should have seen this coming.
00:08:00 - Yeah.
00:08:01 Oh my God.
00:08:02 He's staring through my soul.
00:08:05 - Yeah.
00:08:07 - He's not looking at me, he's looking through me.
00:08:12 - You go out to a bar and you're in a crowd
00:08:14 and you see those eyes staring at you the whole time.
00:08:16 - Lock eyes, it's like the always sunny.
00:08:19 Yeah.
00:08:20 - All right.
00:08:21 - Dude, that's a man that if you walk into
00:08:25 a movie theater alone, I'm leaving.
00:08:27 If I see that person in a movie theater,
00:08:29 I'm packing my bag.
00:08:30 - You see that person in a lobby, you're leaving.
00:08:31 - Yeah.
00:08:32 - I don't even wait to see if he's in the movie with you.
00:08:34 - Did I look that scary?
00:08:35 - Don't sell this man an overcoat.
00:08:36 - Did you think I looked that scary
00:08:37 when I walked into the bar?
00:08:37 - John, look at yourself.
00:08:38 You can't even look at yourself right now.
00:08:39 - Before the pic, I've seen myself.
00:08:41 - I'm not looking at the picture, Brandon.
00:08:43 Did you think I looked that scary when I walked in?
00:08:45 - Chris Clemmer's in the picture
00:08:46 and we're not talking about it.
00:08:47 (laughing)
00:08:49 - In real life though.
00:08:50 - Oh God, the blur.
00:08:54 - That is terrifying.
00:08:56 - This is like Dahmer in all the school club photos.
00:08:59 (laughing)
00:09:02 - Oh God.
00:09:04 - All right, all right.
00:09:05 - Our first topic, conveniently enough,
00:09:07 is the NBA playoffs last night, game seven in Boston.
00:09:12 Boston defeated the Philadelphia 76ers
00:09:16 who are up three to two in the series.
00:09:19 Smitty, I'll start with you.
00:09:22 - I'm probably the worst person to start with
00:09:28 because I knew it was gonna happen.
00:09:29 I said it after the Hulk series
00:09:31 when they blew it two years ago,
00:09:33 Doc Rivers shouldn't be the head coach.
00:09:35 It needs to be fundamental changes
00:09:36 made to this team from the top to the bottom.
00:09:39 I do not trust them at all.
00:09:41 Specifically this year, I said in game one,
00:09:44 I will not give this team the benefit of the doubt
00:09:49 until they earn it.
00:09:50 And by earning it,
00:09:51 meaning get past the Eastern Conference settings.
00:09:54 I just wouldn't and it didn't happen.
00:09:57 And I thought about it.
00:09:58 I thought about coming around in game six
00:10:00 when they were up.
00:10:01 It didn't happen and you just knew
00:10:04 what was gonna go down yesterday.
00:10:05 You just knew it.
00:10:06 And it literally is what it is.
00:10:10 Thank you.
00:10:11 - Maxwell, your opening statement.
00:10:12 - I had a little bit of a different look at it than Smitty.
00:10:19 I really like to be optimistic towards my teams.
00:10:24 I saw James Harden's game one.
00:10:26 I was like, all right, we have a go-to guy.
00:10:29 (players yelling)
00:10:35 - Let it fucking go!
00:10:37 - Like Embiid wasn't even on the floor
00:10:39 and we got a guy who can hit a step back game winner
00:10:41 and then he did it again.
00:10:42 And I was like, you know what?
00:10:43 Maybe this team can be different.
00:10:45 Tyrese Maxey started to show up.
00:10:47 That was like another year of experience from him.
00:10:50 Now we really got three stars in my mind
00:10:53 that can get it done in the playoffs.
00:10:55 And then it was the same old thing every game seven.
00:11:00 And it just makes you reconsider everything
00:11:02 you think about the team.
00:11:04 - Oh, the team's over.
00:11:05 It's the process is officially over.
00:11:07 - You know what happened?
00:11:08 It was all in one game.
00:11:09 Like if they win that game, then it's like,
00:11:10 - Then it's all in.
00:11:11 - Then it's all in.
00:11:12 - It's all in again.
00:11:13 - It went from like, there was no in between.
00:11:14 It was like a hundred percent.
00:11:16 This team is different.
00:11:18 We're going to the finals.
00:11:19 We could win this thing to.
00:11:21 - It's over.
00:11:22 - It's over.
00:11:22 And it's crazy.
00:11:23 One game can do that.
00:11:24 But one game really, really did.
00:11:27 - I don't know if you know this,
00:11:28 but 11 years ago, do you know what happened
00:11:31 in the NBA playoffs with the Sixers?
00:11:33 - No, do tell.
00:11:34 - So they had J. Rue Holiday and Andre Godala.
00:11:37 - J. Rue?
00:11:38 - J. Rue Holiday and Andre Godala
00:11:41 take the Celtics to game seven
00:11:42 in the Eastern Conference Semifinals.
00:11:44 - Yeah.
00:11:44 - That's what happened.
00:11:45 And they couldn't get past them.
00:11:46 - Who won?
00:11:47 - You know exactly.
00:11:48 - The Uncut Gems game.
00:11:49 - And that's when the process started
00:11:50 because they weren't good enough to make that leap.
00:11:53 And the past 11 years were in the same exact fucking spot.
00:11:57 - Let's jump into some stats.
00:11:59 Yeah, credit to Jason Tatum.
00:12:02 He was drafted third in the NBA draft.
00:12:04 I forget who had the first pick that year.
00:12:08 But let's jump into some stats.
00:12:09 Going, you know, Smitty, doom and gloom.
00:12:12 Thought they were gonna lose the whole time.
00:12:13 But they were only down three going into halftime.
00:12:16 They were fighting in the first half.
00:12:18 It seemed pretty competitive.
00:12:19 Where was your head at at halftime?
00:12:21 Were you just like, from the whole game,
00:12:23 they're gonna lose, they're gonna lose,
00:12:24 they're gonna lose?
00:12:25 - No, no, no, no.
00:12:26 I thought they had a chance in game seven.
00:12:28 I thought game six was their game seven.
00:12:30 They had to win game six to even have a chance.
00:12:32 Game seven, it was what they, like,
00:12:34 P.J. Tucker came out firing and beat,
00:12:36 ended up with, what, 13 in the first half.
00:12:38 They could've played better.
00:12:39 The Celtics weren't playing good, aside from Tatum.
00:12:41 But you think, hey, maybe the fucking guy
00:12:43 who scored 25 points in the first half
00:12:45 will be guarded a little better.
00:12:48 There'll be some adjustments going on.
00:12:49 You'll come out with a fire in your dick
00:12:51 and maybe, just maybe, score more than 10 points
00:12:55 in the third quarter.
00:12:56 But nope, they get outscored 33 to 10 in the third quarter,
00:12:58 which is factually the worst quarter lopside
00:13:03 in NBA game seven history.
00:13:04 And what more can you say?
00:13:08 Yeah, you have a chance.
00:13:09 They had time when you're down three,
00:13:10 especially when you come out.
00:13:10 Tobias Harris hits a three, you tie the game up.
00:13:12 It was 55-55 with 11 minutes to go in the third quarter.
00:13:16 And they lost by third.
00:13:18 Like, excuse me?
00:13:20 - Congrats on the house.
00:13:21 - Making real estate moves?
00:13:23 - Yeah, it's crazy.
00:13:25 The amount of time and effort
00:13:27 that was spent to keep that private,
00:13:31 to have it just go nuclear the second half,
00:13:34 our own people writing articles,
00:13:35 but it was already out by the time,
00:13:37 I guess you'll never, you'll never.
00:13:39 I got the, I knew this.
00:13:40 - I said on the radio today,
00:13:41 I think that, you know,
00:13:44 the level of your real estate moves are news
00:13:48 is like the craziest level of fame to me.
00:13:52 Like, what?
00:13:53 - And there's no way to keep it quiet.
00:13:55 Like, if you get, there's just too many,
00:13:57 and that's not just me, anybody.
00:13:59 There's like too many people involved
00:14:01 in the process of like getting a house
00:14:04 for, I guess, to ever be quiet.
00:14:06 - So that's just like some lone originator sees the name
00:14:09 and is like, "Hey, take my house."
00:14:11 - There's so many people,
00:14:12 why they want to like leak it or tell like local,
00:14:15 I mean, it's always-
00:14:16 - They get clicks.
00:14:17 - Yeah, and it's always in the real estate agent to leak it
00:14:20 because they want to be like,
00:14:21 "Oh, you have real estate?
00:14:22 I don't think mine did."
00:14:23 But yeah, it, and then I have now,
00:14:26 I went viral on like some,
00:14:29 like the union people are coming at me again.
00:14:32 I knew this would happen 'cause we went layoffs
00:14:35 and then like, but anyone who knows you buying a house,
00:14:39 like this thing was being done
00:14:43 before I knew I was getting back to the company.
00:14:45 It's not like, "Oh, I got the company back."
00:14:46 So it is what it is.
00:14:47 I'm very excited.
00:14:48 It's my favorite place on earth.
00:14:49 So yeah, no, I'm happy about it.
00:14:52 - Did we get to the bottom of the tunnel?
00:14:54 - I don't have those tunnels.
00:14:56 I don't know what the tunnel is.
00:14:56 - Those are Elio's tunnels.
00:14:58 - Yeah, Elio.
00:14:59 I saw dead serious people congratulating Elio.
00:15:02 And he was accepting it.
00:15:05 He's like, "Thank you.
00:15:06 Like worked hard.
00:15:07 Like I'm very excited."
00:15:08 (laughing)
00:15:11 - Are the tunnels that don't exist
00:15:14 or you just didn't know about?
00:15:15 You don't know about?
00:15:16 - No, there are no tunnels.
00:15:17 I don't know what that,
00:15:20 there's something that's like,
00:15:21 I would call akin to a basement,
00:15:24 but it doesn't connect,
00:15:28 really champagne problems here,
00:15:30 but there's a house in the front,
00:15:31 right on the water.
00:15:32 And there's a house back with the pool.
00:15:34 Those two are not connected by underground tunnels.
00:15:36 - Are you sure?
00:15:37 Did you check?
00:15:38 - No, I'm not sure.
00:15:39 No, I'm not sure.
00:15:40 - You needed tunnel.
00:15:41 I just love the idea that like you call Elio
00:15:43 and like, "I bought a house."
00:15:44 And he's just like, sits there.
00:15:46 He's like, "I bought a house."
00:15:48 (laughing)
00:15:50 He was shown,
00:15:51 I saw a video,
00:15:52 he's like showing his kids pictures.
00:15:53 He's like, "Look at our house."
00:15:55 - Listen, listen.
00:15:57 What, what's going,
00:15:59 the $42 million man, huh?
00:16:02 The $42 million man.
00:16:04 I didn't know it was the biggest purchase in Massachusetts.
00:16:09 You might wanna let me know about that.
00:16:11 I'm so glad I don't have to rent anymore.
00:16:13 It's such a great thing.
00:16:16 This frigging thing must be loaded, huh?
00:16:19 Elio, it must be loaded, right?
00:16:21 It's got a frigging tunnel.
00:16:23 You wanna go in a tunnel?
00:16:24 Yeah.
00:16:26 I wanna go in a tunnel.
00:16:28 I mean, what type of,
00:16:29 why does it say it has a tunnel?
00:16:31 What the hell is a tunnel for?
00:16:33 Nantucket living, baby.
00:16:38 - Like that's where they're gonna be in the summer.
00:16:41 Like the pool's here.
00:16:43 By the way, Fasoli just told me before we started
00:16:45 that now to write like the blog
00:16:48 and put the house in the rundown,
00:16:49 they're trying to charge us a thousand bucks.
00:16:51 - Yeah, they told us not to put it anywhere.
00:16:53 Your house is getting-
00:16:55 - Your house.
00:16:55 - We're gonna charge you for your house.
00:16:56 - Your house, Steve.
00:16:58 Elio's house.
00:16:59 - Wait, what?
00:17:01 - Like the real estate photographer
00:17:03 who took those pictures owns those pictures.
00:17:05 So when we try to blog it,
00:17:07 or I talked about it on the radio,
00:17:08 I said, "Put the pictures up."
00:17:09 We can't 'cause they sue 'cause they own the picture.
00:17:12 - Who, wait, is that-
00:17:14 - Your house.
00:17:15 - Is that just a general real estate?
00:17:16 Like literally my person was like,
00:17:19 Dave can't use his own house.
00:17:21 - Both.
00:17:22 I think it happens in real estate a lot
00:17:24 and it is happening right now to your house with our site.
00:17:28 - Crazy.
00:17:28 - 'Cause it's not like it's that photo.
00:17:30 Like if you had a different photo of your house,
00:17:32 you could-
00:17:33 - I have photos.
00:17:34 Tell Horty too.
00:17:35 I have my own photos.
00:17:36 I took of my house on my phone when I was there.
00:17:38 - Yeah.
00:17:39 - $42 million, but you can't have the picture.
00:17:41 - Can't use my own.
00:17:44 - That's crazy.
00:17:45 I didn't know that.
00:17:47 - We'll do a, ew, ew.
00:17:48 - Sorry, I have the bird flu.
00:17:50 - Are you actually sick?
00:17:52 Don't cough near me.
00:17:54 - That's fucking gross.
00:17:57 I just saw you swallow a booger.
00:17:58 - Are you guys sick?
00:18:01 - I'm not, that just made me gaggler.
00:18:04 - Are you sick?
00:18:05 - I am, and they're forcing me to be here against my will.
00:18:08 Holy moly, thank God.
00:18:10 I'm not sick today.
00:18:11 - No, I know.
00:18:12 - That's why I just said this to myself, Tommy.
00:18:13 - You gotta transfer to you and transfer to me.
00:18:14 - You can't say trans, it's Pride Month.
00:18:17 - Thank you.
00:18:18 - All right, we'll start with a pre-post show.
00:18:22 Spider's last day in the New York office.
00:18:25 Just wanted to give him a hand.
00:18:26 - Thanks, Spider, for everything.
00:18:27 (group applauding)
00:18:29 - Thank you, thank you.
00:18:30 - Why are you leaving so early?
00:18:34 - It's my lease, you know, when lease is up.
00:18:36 - Are you gonna miss Tommy, living with Tommy?
00:18:38 - Yeah, I've lived with Tommy for like maybe,
00:18:40 I don't know. - Five years?
00:18:40 - Oh shit.
00:18:41 - Four straight years, one year in college.
00:18:43 - Yeah.
00:18:44 - Who's gonna sing you lullabies at night?
00:18:46 - We're gonna FaceTime every evening for an hour.
00:18:48 - Yeah, one hour every night.
00:18:49 - Yup.
00:18:50 - You're gonna cyber?
00:18:52 - What?
00:18:53 - Cyber chat.
00:18:54 Well, we're gonna miss you dearly.
00:18:56 Everyone's leaving, I don't like goodbyes.
00:18:57 That's why I'm gonna say see you later.
00:18:58 - I'm gonna come back, I'll be, you know,
00:19:00 you'll see me here.
00:19:01 - We had a nice little roommate farewell dinner last night.
00:19:04 - Oh, where?
00:19:05 - On our balcony.
00:19:06 It's called Street Taco, Taco Bell.
00:19:08 - Oh, I know that, nice.
00:19:09 - Reminisced on like some memories through the years.
00:19:12 - Yeah, but New York's been very good to me.
00:19:13 I'm leaving like bittersweet.
00:19:15 - Are they giving you a big raise to go out there?
00:19:17 Is that, is that Putrid City?
00:19:19 - No, make it happen if you're watching.
00:19:21 - It's very dangerous there, I don't know why you're going.
00:19:23 - You gotta have enough money to afford the ammunition
00:19:24 you're gonna need to fight off the fucking carjackers.
00:19:26 - Maybe a bulletproof vest.
00:19:28 - You're gonna get into a gang fight, I just know it.
00:19:30 - Positive vibes only, nothing but success in Chicago.
00:19:33 - The New York office will miss you.
00:19:35 - Yes, they will.
00:19:36 - Thank you guys.
00:19:37 - Thank you for having us.
00:19:37 - Thank you, Spider.
00:19:38 - Oh wow.
00:19:39 - Stop!
00:19:40 - Wait a second.
00:19:41 (laughing)
00:19:43 - All right.
00:19:44 - All right.
00:19:45 - We're in public.
00:19:46 - No, I know, that was a nice little--
00:19:47 - Wait, I still have your Spider charm you gave me.
00:19:49 Look, Spider.
00:19:50 Spider gave me a charm with a spider on it
00:19:52 to remember him by.
00:19:53 - To remember him by?
00:19:54 - Yeah.
00:19:54 - He's not dying.
00:19:55 - So you read the headlines, it's like sold for,
00:19:58 well it's either 300 or I think 600 total,
00:20:02 but it doesn't affect 90% of our company.
00:20:05 - Right.
00:20:06 - It affects people who have been there
00:20:06 a very, very long time.
00:20:08 Right, so it's like all this money
00:20:09 and then you're sitting there like,
00:20:11 well what do I get?
00:20:11 And for the most part, none.
00:20:13 It's like we are getting,
00:20:15 and I think we did a round of bonuses
00:20:17 the first time it happened.
00:20:19 - Correct.
00:20:20 - So it's not like another,
00:20:21 and then you go back, it's really,
00:20:23 that's what we sold.
00:20:24 It was like the first, I don't know,
00:20:25 15 years of the company,
00:20:27 but we're now close to 20,
00:20:29 so the people who were there at like the previous five
00:20:33 or even more, a little,
00:20:34 I always get a little weird with that.
00:20:35 You see the sale thing, it's like,
00:20:37 well what do I get?
00:20:38 It's like, you get to go back to work on Monday.
00:20:40 - I was gonna say, unless, I don't know,
00:20:44 if I was working at a place
00:20:46 and there was a clear divide
00:20:47 between the people who built it
00:20:48 and the people who just are now hired,
00:20:50 I would not expect some big--
00:20:52 - People are crazy though.
00:20:53 - Yeah, it is.
00:20:55 - I wouldn't, but yeah, I guess a lot of people--
00:20:57 - I'm doing a bad job of expressing it
00:20:58 'cause people are probably gonna watch it
00:20:59 and be like, you guys don't,
00:21:01 it wasn't awesome to make life-changing money.
00:21:03 It's very awesome and I'm very appreciative,
00:21:05 especially the Stoolies.
00:21:06 It's more like, and I think Kevin,
00:21:08 you and I are probably in the same boat
00:21:10 where, 'cause Dave had made some money along the way,
00:21:12 we had been envisioning this day for a decade
00:21:16 and then it came and it was just, it was another day.
00:21:18 Like I know that it wasn't, but it was.
00:21:20 - But there is this feeling,
00:21:21 when they say money can't buy happiness
00:21:23 and blah, blah, blah, it's true,
00:21:24 but if you're lucky enough to ever get to a feeling
00:21:27 where just your day-to-day type expenses are just--
00:21:32 - It's an exhale.
00:21:34 - Yeah.
00:21:35 - That is a very, I don't even know
00:21:37 if that's fully hit me yet, but just the feeling of--
00:21:39 - Yeah, you have no sense.
00:21:40 Kevin, he's like, how much can I buy a house for?
00:21:43 He has no idea.
00:21:44 - I think it also was like, when we envisioned the day,
00:21:47 when we envisioned the day, Kevin,
00:21:51 I always envisioned it being like,
00:21:52 we're walking off the internet.
00:21:54 And that's not happening, you know what I mean?
00:21:57 - Right.
00:21:58 Like I had to put, I pushed back our,
00:22:00 so our 20th anniversary, I wanted to do like,
00:22:04 whether it be Madison Square Garden, Boston Garden,
00:22:06 an evening of hate with Dave Portnoy.
00:22:09 I pushed that back because I know that
00:22:12 when that event happens, that's it.
00:22:15 You're not gonna see me the next day
00:22:17 because there's gonna be a lot of bridges
00:22:19 that are left burned and right now I can't do that.
00:22:22 So it's like, Gaz like obviously like stirring the pot,
00:22:27 he's like, why don't we take cameras away or this?
00:22:28 I'm like, I know what I say will make it outside
00:22:33 whatever venue.
00:22:34 So I'm not doing it till it's done.
00:22:37 Yeah, that will be the done.
00:22:39 When you have a ticket to an evening of hate,
00:22:44 you know that's when I'm kaput.
00:22:46 And by the way, there's a lot of people on that list
00:22:48 that I've had to bite my tongue about for gambling reasons
00:22:52 and making sure nobody fucks.
00:22:54 Those people, don't you worry, an evening of hate is coming.
00:22:57 Maybe not this year, next year, five years,
00:22:59 but that will be how you know I'm done.
00:23:02 Just do it before it's too late.
00:23:05 You don't wanna be like an old man up there.
00:23:07 You wanna still have your fucking wits about you.
00:23:09 This Max McClellan, he's not even in the NBA.
00:23:12 I will say when you first got your money on a rundown,
00:23:18 you were like, have you guys ever heard of interest?
00:23:21 And I remember being like, you dumb fucking moron.
00:23:25 But once I learned how much can be made
00:23:28 just from interest sitting there,
00:23:29 I was like, oh shit, I get it.
00:23:32 I remember that so vividly.
00:23:33 Kevin and I were just sitting there like,
00:23:35 Dave's like, you can just put your money away
00:23:38 and it just makes more money.
00:23:40 It's like a whole other salary.
00:23:41 It's just free money for people who are already rich.
00:23:43 I was like, fuck you, Dave.
00:23:45 But once it happened, I was like, oh wow.
00:23:47 Yeah, and definitely, not to be sappy,
00:23:51 but a thank you to the Stoolies.
00:23:53 'Cause it is because of that.
00:23:54 They ride and die with us forever.
00:23:57 And they've been with us through thick and thin,
00:23:59 a lot of wars, and it's cool to have.
00:24:01 - A lot of wars.
00:24:02 - A lot of wars.
00:24:03 - Cool to have that semi-finished line.
00:24:05 It's not a finished line.
00:24:06 - Honestly, it is kind of crazy.
00:24:09 I think it's kind of crazy that we made it to the finish,
00:24:13 whatever kind of finish line or halfway, whatever it is.
00:24:16 Because if you think about the era that we did it in
00:24:19 and the style of comedy that we do,
00:24:21 and how much attention and how much we had to adapt.
00:24:24 - This is perfect.
00:24:26 - Across America in the media,
00:24:28 there's a big fucking barstool with a target
00:24:30 of people like, "How do we be like them?"
00:24:32 So that's fucking good.
00:24:35 - That is so insane.
00:24:37 - So insane.
00:24:37 - So incorrect.
00:24:39 - So insane.
00:24:41 You're so insane.
00:24:42 It's just, the insanity is what keeps everyone in.
00:24:46 But you're so insane.
00:24:47 - I'm not insane.
00:24:48 - It's when you go on these rants,
00:24:50 and I know you actually believe it in your heart of hearts,
00:24:52 that I am absolutely terrified for my future.
00:24:55 - War drums across America.
00:24:56 - Just the fact that you think
00:24:57 that all these other companies wanna be like us
00:24:59 is insane, David.
00:25:00 - Yep.
00:25:01 - All right, well, congratulations.
00:25:02 You guys are all very rich.
00:25:04 We're all very rich, so congrats.
00:25:07 - Thank you.
00:25:08 All right, see you guys.
00:25:09 - Walker, we haven't talked since you tried to quit.
00:25:13 - Right.
00:25:14 - And I guess we could revisit.
00:25:15 I've heard, I've seen tweets.
00:25:18 I don't know.
00:25:19 I'll start this off.
00:25:21 So you tried to, we had our back and forth
00:25:24 where you tried to quit.
00:25:25 It was probably like a 10 minute Twitter,
00:25:27 text exchange back and forth.
00:25:30 We do the rundown last week.
00:25:32 - Yeah.
00:25:32 - It's over, and Dan, I stopped you.
00:25:35 I'm like, "Hey, did you hear that Walker quit?"
00:25:38 And we had, I don't know, a five minute convo.
00:25:40 For me, it wasn't part of the rundown.
00:25:42 I wasn't anticipating it to be part of the rundown.
00:25:44 I was just talking to you.
00:25:45 I didn't even know we were recording.
00:25:46 - Yeah, I was walking out the door.
00:25:47 - Correct, so I was just telling you what happened.
00:25:49 And then, unbeknownst to me,
00:25:52 you guys talked about it on the yak.
00:25:54 I didn't know that.
00:25:55 And so it was already cut out of the rundown, basically.
00:26:00 And then we went back and forth.
00:26:01 I'm like, "I don't care."
00:26:02 It wasn't really intended to be in it.
00:26:04 It wasn't, we weren't trying to hide it.
00:26:06 I haven't heard a lot of what's been said back and forth,
00:26:10 but I can tell you what happened.
00:26:13 I heard one clip that you said, Brandon,
00:26:16 I think is about right.
00:26:17 But here's what happened.
00:26:19 For anybody wondering the exact chain of events.
00:26:22 Dak Prescott was filmed, was a picture
00:26:26 at a Mississippi baseball game,
00:26:28 holding a tequila high, Mississippi State baseball game,
00:26:31 holding a tequila high noon.
00:26:33 Someone sent it to me.
00:26:34 I tweeted something to the effect,
00:26:36 good to see that all Mississippi State fans
00:26:39 aren't low-life classless scumbags.
00:26:43 And put a picture of that.
00:26:45 I get a text about two minutes later from Brandon,
00:26:50 and I'm paraphrasing, it's something to the effect,
00:26:53 can I still look for other jobs?
00:26:55 I was like, yeah, knock yourself out.
00:26:57 He writes back, can I go anywhere?
00:27:00 I'm like, you can go anywhere,
00:27:01 except another gambling company.
00:27:04 He writes back, so I can't go anywhere.
00:27:06 I go, you said anywhere.
00:27:07 I didn't say anywhere, I'm telling you where you can go.
00:27:10 - Well, hold on, let me just interject right there.
00:27:13 This was a throwback to when we were having
00:27:14 our first thing a month ago, and you said,
00:27:17 if you don't fucking like it, you can fucking quit
00:27:19 and get the fuck out of here.
00:27:21 And I took that as a meaning I could go anywhere.
00:27:24 - Okay, well, I didn't connect that.
00:27:26 But what you just said, that was kind of the tone
00:27:31 of how the second thing went in a deja vu.
00:27:36 And I'm like, well, listen, I don't pay your bills,
00:27:38 Penn does, this is a big boy conversation.
00:27:41 So it's like, I don't think they're gonna take kindly
00:27:43 to you just being like, I'm going to direct competitor
00:27:46 because we're having a fight over Mississippi State
00:27:49 Dak Prescott and High Noon.
00:27:51 Then it became, well, I just need to be treated
00:27:54 with a basic amount of decency and self-respect.
00:27:58 And you got (beep) working here.
00:28:00 I'm like, well, none of my (beep) have what?
00:28:05 - Well, you didn't say (beep)
00:28:07 - You did.
00:28:08 - Yeah, but you didn't say (beep)
00:28:11 - No, you did.
00:28:12 - Right, we both said the same thing though.
00:28:14 - You said--
00:28:17 - We both said the same thing.
00:28:19 - You said, you got a bunch of (beep) working for you.
00:28:23 - Yeah, that's accurate.
00:28:24 - And I use the word response, I go,
00:28:27 none of those (beep) have caused the damage that you did.
00:28:31 So who's (beep) that's what I said.
00:28:35 - That's all well and good.
00:28:36 It all boils down to this.
00:28:37 - Well, that is, I'm just going the exact chain.
00:28:40 And then--
00:28:41 - That's right, that happened.
00:28:42 - Yeah, and then the next text was,
00:28:44 well, I just bought a house in Chicago.
00:28:46 So I guess I'm (beep) anyways.
00:28:49 - Yeah, I'm like, all right, good talk then.
00:28:51 - Listen, it boils down to,
00:28:54 I believe I'm owed more respect than you give me in public.
00:28:58 And you believe respect is paid in the form of the fact
00:29:01 that I get a paycheck for this company
00:29:02 and I get treated very well by this company.
00:29:05 That's the disconnect, that's where we are.
00:29:06 And that's, right?
00:29:08 Is that not what we just agreed?
00:29:09 - Yes, yes.
00:29:11 I, yes, I think you greatly from what I've gathered
00:29:17 hype up how much I go out of my way to like trash you.
00:29:21 Like to me, I don't really talk about you that often.
00:29:24 Like we had the dust up on the live stream,
00:29:27 which I obviously wasn't anticipating doing that,
00:29:30 but it happened.
00:29:31 - Let's lay it out on the table, okay?
00:29:34 - Let's lay it out.
00:29:35 - I was still upset last Monday when it happened.
00:29:38 It happened about four o'clock.
00:29:39 I was driving back from Mississippi
00:29:40 and I probably shouldn't have got upset
00:29:41 about the Dak Prescott tweet.
00:29:42 That was me being oversensitive, all right?
00:29:44 That's just true.
00:29:45 But I was still, it was about a month of residuals
00:29:48 from the dust up on the stream
00:29:52 where Megan asked me to grab something.
00:29:54 I was going to grab it
00:29:55 and I felt like you treated me like a child.
00:29:58 And that was something I didn't do.
00:29:59 She asked me to grab her a drink.
00:30:00 I thought that in that moment,
00:30:02 you treated me like shit and you shouldn't have.
00:30:04 That's true.
00:30:05 - But I don't disagree with how I've handled that
00:30:09 because it wasn't even, you grabbed it.
00:30:13 - I'm not grabbing it myself?
00:30:14 - No, you grabbed it.
00:30:16 And if you go watch it, I'm like, don't touch it.
00:30:18 And then you just kept arguing on camera.
00:30:20 - I didn't argue.
00:30:21 I was like, what?
00:30:22 - Well, you did.
00:30:24 - I was just standing there.
00:30:24 - You're doing what you're doing now.
00:30:25 You just asked me, I just don't touch it.
00:30:28 But what you're not going to tell
00:30:30 is after that I walked off camera
00:30:33 and I said, can I talk to you off camera?
00:30:35 And we had a conversation about it.
00:30:38 And I still don't, it's a huge advertiser.
00:30:42 I don't think at this point, like you're not involved,
00:30:45 whatever, it is what it is.
00:30:46 But from my perspective,
00:30:50 you think I'm coming after you for no reason.
00:30:52 And I'm not, it's not like,
00:30:55 I'm not going out of my way to attack you.
00:30:57 What you did in that moment was so incredibly stupid,
00:31:01 but it was right in front of me.
00:31:03 You went to grab a high noon five seconds after.
00:31:05 - She asked me, she was, and plus, okay, relax, relax.
00:31:09 Three, two, one, one, two, three, what the heck is--
00:31:11 - And moving forward, yeah, do that.
00:31:13 We have, I haven't mentioned your name since that incident.
00:31:16 - No, no, no, that's not true.
00:31:17 Here's the thing.
00:31:18 You said back when the whole thing started
00:31:21 and two days later we were texting,
00:31:23 we were texting calmly and you said,
00:31:24 we're gonna, you're gonna get past this eventually.
00:31:27 Eventually somehow you're gonna get past this
00:31:29 and you keep bringing it up.
00:31:30 How the fuck am I gonna get past it?
00:31:33 - If you can't see that a Dak Prescott
00:31:37 of all people holding a tequila high noon
00:31:40 at a Mississippi baseball game
00:31:42 is gonna be brought into a tweet, bringing it up.
00:31:45 The more you talk, listen, what actually happened, Brandon,
00:31:49 in the immediate aftermath, after I yelled at you,
00:31:54 we didn't talk about your knock on the string.
00:31:55 We didn't talk about any of it.
00:31:56 There wasn't jokes made about, there wasn't anything
00:31:58 because it was that serious.
00:32:00 So we let it go.
00:32:01 It's almost good that that is brought up.
00:32:04 And when you took it so personally, it's what I said,
00:32:06 I don't know how you didn't take that as a high noon tweet.
00:32:10 - Hold on, Dave.
00:32:10 - Wait, you didn't?
00:32:12 - I didn't take the fact.
00:32:13 - No, he took it as a personal attack on him.
00:32:15 - That was a high noon tweet.
00:32:16 - Wait a second, time, pause.
00:32:18 Give me a 20.
00:32:19 You're acting like you just tweeted about Dak Prescott,
00:32:21 Dak Prescott holding a high noon.
00:32:22 There were words in there,
00:32:24 "Blastless moron, piece of shit."
00:32:26 - But it's-
00:32:27 - It's a high noon tweet.
00:32:28 - It's because he's drinking it willingly
00:32:31 and you were getting paid and said,
00:32:33 it's like, how do you not see that?
00:32:34 - Okay, look at Dak Prescott drinking this.
00:32:37 Do we have to say he's not a moron, classless piece of shit?
00:32:40 - Do you know who he is?
00:32:41 - I have to say that.
00:32:43 How do you think that's such like a personal,
00:32:45 and you can say whatever you want to say about Mincy.
00:32:48 You give it out, even in the thing you called everybody.
00:32:51 (beep)
00:32:52 - I give it out to everybody.
00:32:53 I take it from everybody too.
00:32:54 - He does take a lot more than, I'll say this.
00:32:57 - I take it from you all the time.
00:32:58 I remember I was stupid-
00:32:59 - Brandon is wrong in this whole situation.
00:33:02 He is wrong in this whole situation.
00:33:03 Brandon does take a lot of shit.
00:33:05 So that part is true.
00:33:06 Like Mincy was like-
00:33:07 - I'm not out of my way giving Brandon Walker shit.
00:33:10 - So I got my feelings last week, whatever.
00:33:12 I got all pissed off.
00:33:13 I got oversensitive.
00:33:14 I agree with that.
00:33:15 In fact, the way Dave called me down,
00:33:17 this is the honest to God truth.
00:33:18 The way he called me down was,
00:33:20 he wouldn't try to call me down.
00:33:21 He said, you're the softest fucking person I've ever met.
00:33:24 Quit being a pussy about this.
00:33:25 And for some reason that clicked with me.
00:33:27 I was like, fuck, okay, yeah, he's right.
00:33:29 - That also, from my perspective,
00:33:32 so I'm watching the whole thing.
00:33:34 Obviously I'm talking to Dave, talking to Brandon.
00:33:36 I, the minute it happened back in Columbus,
00:33:40 I told him right away, what'd I tell you, Brandon?
00:33:42 I was like, it will pass.
00:33:43 Dave's gonna give you some shit and then it will pass.
00:33:46 And I said, just ignore what he says.
00:33:48 If it bothers you, just ignore it and it will pass.
00:33:51 Time will heal all this.
00:33:52 Told you that from like literally two minutes after it.
00:33:55 Brandon, I kept on telling him that,
00:33:57 just ignore it, just ignore it, just ignore it.
00:33:59 Last week, after all this, he texts me out of the blue.
00:34:02 He goes, how do I deal with this Dave situation?
00:34:05 Should I just ignore it?
00:34:07 I was just like, yes, dude.
00:34:08 I gotta be honest, Brandon, like I didn't,
00:34:11 not a million years.
00:34:13 And people, if anyone's at home,
00:34:16 like how does Dave feel about Brandon?
00:34:18 I think you work hard.
00:34:19 I think you're good at what you do.
00:34:20 If it's what I said in that thing, I'm like,
00:34:23 we recircled at the end.
00:34:25 I go, if you're honestly this bothered about that text,
00:34:27 you should have your agent look for,
00:34:29 I don't know what to tell you
00:34:30 because I'm not coming after you out of the blue.
00:34:34 It wasn't like I wake up,
00:34:35 I didn't even think I'd said anything.
00:34:37 I'm pretty isolated here.
00:34:38 But if you couldn't see how Dak Prescott,
00:34:41 of all people at a Mississippi State game,
00:34:44 holding the tequila high noon
00:34:46 was gonna end up with you in some sort of tweet.
00:34:50 - It was a slam dunk.
00:34:51 - Yeah, it was a volleyball setup that had to be spiked,
00:34:56 but I wasn't talking about anything more
00:35:01 than high news in that tweet.
00:35:02 So that's how it went. - I'm gonna say
00:35:04 something that's defensive to Brandon.
00:35:05 I'm gonna say something that's defensive to Brandon.
00:35:07 Brandon is sometimes maybe a little soft,
00:35:10 but he just gets emotional in that moment
00:35:14 and then he moves on.
00:35:15 Like I know Brandon pretty well now.
00:35:17 He will text someone being like, I'm gonna quit.
00:35:20 And then 10 minutes later be fine.
00:35:21 - Oh, I didn't think he was gonna quit.
00:35:22 - He just runs hot and cold.
00:35:24 - Yeah, I go through the Rico thing like really fast.
00:35:28 - Brandon and I's text exchange,
00:35:29 which he started by basically trying to quit
00:35:33 to like, okay, we're good was seven to 10 minutes.
00:35:36 It became more weird by the fact we cut it
00:35:39 because again, I didn't really,
00:35:41 like it's what I said to Brandon.
00:35:44 And the people are gonna say whatever they want.
00:35:45 If I rarely will go out of my way to like
00:35:49 cause somebody to get that mad or whatever.
00:35:52 So he asked, he's like, why was it not in the rundown?
00:35:55 It's like, I didn't think you were gonna talk about it.
00:35:57 It wasn't part of the rundown.
00:35:58 I wasn't trying to drag you through it again.
00:36:00 But then when you talked about it,
00:36:02 people start getting confused
00:36:04 on what exactly was happening.
00:36:05 I wasn't hiding it, doing anything.
00:36:07 And I didn't ask him not to put it in there either.
00:36:11 It's all puppet master over here.
00:36:12 You need to say, we talked about it on the act.
00:36:14 We didn't talk about it on the act.
00:36:15 Dan was like, hey, I heard you've tried to quit.
00:36:18 - Yeah, to be honest, it was such a surreal thing.
00:36:22 It's like, I'm telling Dan as like a friend.
00:36:23 It's like, Walker tried to quit again.
00:36:25 - Yeah, no he wasn't.
00:36:26 - He got all bent out of shape.
00:36:28 - I'm still here.
00:36:29 - I was walking out of this room and Dave's like,
00:36:31 hey, you hear about Walker?
00:36:31 I was like, no, what?
00:36:32 He's like, tried to quit.
00:36:33 I was like, what?
00:36:35 - But you knew something had happened
00:36:36 'cause I texted you for 24 hours earlier
00:36:38 just trying to get through it a little bit.
00:36:39 It was very fast.
00:36:41 I was on the road.
00:36:41 I've been, I was kind of-
00:36:43 - Listen, we're all, this isn't like the easiest job.
00:36:46 Sometimes you go through the emotions.
00:36:48 You just, the difference is when you go through the emotions
00:36:51 you act like very irrational in the moment.
00:36:54 And then you, you know what I mean?
00:36:55 Then you come to and you're like-
00:36:57 - Sometimes you push a guy, you know?
00:36:58 - Yeah, exactly.
00:36:59 You run hot.
00:37:01 - And Dave brought that up too.
00:37:03 He was like, you're the softest person ever.
00:37:06 And I was like, I'm not soft.
00:37:07 And he said, remember when you pushed Devlin?
00:37:09 - It was along those lines.
00:37:11 It's like, if you, something clicks
00:37:13 with like low life Mississippi,
00:37:15 you see red and you go like crazy.
00:37:18 - I didn't like it just then.
00:37:19 - Yeah. - Yeah, I know.
00:37:20 So that's what it is.
00:37:22 - He just said you're a very hard worker.
00:37:24 - No, I understand.
00:37:25 We're cool.
00:37:26 - Well, I said that to him and the thing,
00:37:27 I go, contract.
00:37:29 When he asked, like, that's how you judge things here.
00:37:33 Not like a fucking Dak Prescott.
00:37:35 Like the fact that that was it,
00:37:37 the Dak Prescott tweet.
00:37:39 I mean, that was like hand to God
00:37:41 that he was just spotted there drinking.
00:37:44 He's the most notable Mississippi guy.
00:37:46 The only guy out of there.
00:37:47 He's sitting there front and center with it.
00:37:49 It's like, oh, this is perfect.
00:37:50 - Well, the funny part is, it's not funny,
00:37:52 but I tried to beat you to that tweet by two days
00:37:54 'cause Dak was behind me.
00:37:55 I tried to take a selfie with him at the high noon,
00:37:58 but I'm very old and I took a video instead
00:38:00 and it didn't work.
00:38:02 - So, come on.
00:38:03 - That's what happened with that.
00:38:04 That's what happened with that.
00:38:05 - That's that.
00:38:06 - Brandon, I did give him, I gave him,
00:38:08 I go, and for somebody who's like a W,
00:38:10 that's what I say, I go,
00:38:11 why don't you just think of it like WWE?
00:38:13 Like, what do you get so mad about?
00:38:16 He said that's good advice.
00:38:18 - David, I had a, you would have liked the moment
00:38:21 because the day after this happened,
00:38:23 I was sitting at my desk,
00:38:25 I had Rico next to me and then Brandon.
00:38:27 And they were like, I was like,
00:38:29 so you guys are just the quit boys.
00:38:31 And they were like, well, you know,
00:38:33 sometimes you need respect.
00:38:33 I was like, I gave them both the speech.
00:38:35 I was like, you guys aren't going anywhere.
00:38:37 You're not going anywhere.
00:38:38 - And honestly, that would be my new response
00:38:41 just because I know you like seem rational.
00:38:44 Like next time you do that,
00:38:45 I'm just gonna send back a picture of Rico.
00:38:47 Like, this is, you're being Rico.
00:38:49 - Well, he did quit.
00:38:52 I just, I just asked about quitting.
00:38:54 - But it's the same thing every time.
00:38:55 It's like, you know, a Dak Prescott tweet,
00:38:58 then you come to and you're like, wait,
00:38:59 I have the best job in the world.
00:39:01 I get called a moron once a month
00:39:04 because you did a moronic thing.
00:39:05 - I go through it quickly.
00:39:06 - Like you guys aren't going anywhere.
00:39:08 You're here for life.
00:39:10 There's nowhere you can go.
00:39:11 - And I had just bought that house in Chicago
00:39:13 like three hours earlier.
00:39:14 - Yeah, that's what you said on the thing.
00:39:16 You're like, I guess I'm stuck.
00:39:17 I just bought a house in Chicago,
00:39:18 but I just wrote back good talk.
00:39:20 - All right, let's end up with Clem versus Frank.
00:39:25 I feel like, you know, this,
00:39:26 I feel like you two are always kind of
00:39:27 jawn at each other on Twitter,
00:39:29 but you're not in the office as much.
00:39:31 I just want you two to sort of go at it.
00:39:33 Frank, give him a mic.
00:39:36 - Mets on Mets love.
00:39:37 - Yeah, a little one-on-one raw SmackDown right now.
00:39:42 Frank, you can start.
00:39:42 What are some of your grievances against Clem?
00:39:44 - This is the president.
00:39:45 - I see you tweet like Frank.
00:39:46 - This is the president of the Darren Ruff fan club.
00:39:49 He's got a Darren Ruff jersey.
00:39:51 - Poor fucking Darren Ruff.
00:39:52 - I know, I know he's a nice guy.
00:39:53 - I don't think I've ever said anything about Darren.
00:39:55 - Darren Ruff is not just a holding lineup.
00:39:58 He is a black holding lineup.
00:39:59 He is like, there's no light that escapes how bad he is.
00:40:03 The hitters that hit in front of him
00:40:07 were hit list for the Mets, hit list.
00:40:09 - Lies.
00:40:10 Like, they'll take all these stats and be completely lies.
00:40:12 - In the 20 games he played with the Mets last year,
00:40:15 they were eight and 11.
00:40:17 - What about his stats from Korea?
00:40:18 - That's a bad one.
00:40:19 - The team he was on in Korea?
00:40:20 - Yeah.
00:40:21 - Lost a record amount of games.
00:40:23 He averages 1.5 errors per game.
00:40:26 He is worse than the field.
00:40:28 - He's at the age.
00:40:29 - I have a question.
00:40:30 Isn't Darren Ruff like the third guy off your bench?
00:40:33 - Yeah, he was our left, he was our DH hitter
00:40:36 against lefties, which doesn't happen often, obviously.
00:40:39 - And we went winless.
00:40:41 We lost our last 10 games because of him.
00:40:43 'Cause he is so bad.
00:40:44 And he should've, and he should've, and he is so,
00:40:46 he had one RBI and it was an eight to one game.
00:40:49 - Darren Ruff's last game he played
00:40:51 was game two of the wild card round
00:40:53 that he got on base multiple times.
00:40:54 He got hit by a pitch, he got a walk,
00:40:55 he scored, he had huge runs for us.
00:40:57 - And they won.
00:40:57 - And they won the game, so it's just a mad man.
00:40:59 He's upset because we had a bet that Frank wouldn't tweet
00:41:02 the rest of the season if the Mets made a trade
00:41:04 at the deadline.
00:41:05 He said, "I need to get JD Davis off our team."
00:41:06 He's the worst thing.
00:41:07 He basically, he finds and replaces everything
00:41:11 he said about Darren Ruff.
00:41:12 He was saying about JD Davis.
00:41:13 The Mets were like, "Well, we gotta get Frank."
00:41:15 - Darren Ruff made JD Davis look like Willie Mays.
00:41:17 - So they traded JD Davis for Darren Ruff
00:41:18 and now he hates Darren Ruff.
00:41:20 And then when they get rid of Darren Ruff,
00:41:21 he hates Shabucky.
00:41:22 - Y'all hate the guy he replaces.
00:41:23 - But 4-0 with the Giants, he had an ERA of zero.
00:41:25 - You hate Shabucky, all you're--
00:41:27 - Yeah, well, he, the Ruff effect.
00:41:29 Darren Ruff, Darren Ruff with that cleanup
00:41:31 and Pete Alonso's gonna bat, the two of them
00:41:33 are gonna bat, zero, zero, zero.
00:41:34 And Tommy Pham, he just left the Nats,
00:41:36 he's the, just changed his mind.
00:41:38 He's gonna go join the Staff League.
00:41:39 - Frank, Frank, aren't you impressed that Clem
00:41:41 has all this Mets knowledge
00:41:42 while he's still riding his Dragons?
00:41:44 - And that's the other thing, too.
00:41:46 I got shit for watching House of the Dragon
00:41:48 and the Mets game at the same time
00:41:50 'cause I had a live podcast that I had to do.
00:41:52 Frank was in Buffalo watching his team play a playoff game
00:41:55 and then just left.
00:41:56 - I didn't leave on my-- - Left the fucking day.
00:41:58 - I didn't leave voluntarily.
00:42:00 I was told I had to leave.
00:42:01 - By who?
00:42:02 - Basically the people I was with.
00:42:06 - Yeah, he has to fly commercial home.
00:42:08 You fly your Dragon home, Clem.
00:42:11 - I watched the two things.
00:42:12 I was watching it during the live stream, too.
00:42:14 I had the rest of my-- - I was told the only flight
00:42:15 out of Buffalo was at 640 and that was the only option.
00:42:19 And then you just have to live in Buffalo
00:42:20 or you just have to set up shop in Buffalo
00:42:22 and just have a new life in Buffalo.
00:42:24 How did Frank Fleming move here?
00:42:26 Was that a Bill's game?
00:42:27 Got stuck here. - That was what we set up.
00:42:28 That was what was told to me by people who I was with.
00:42:33 - Well, the biggest rider of the--
00:42:35 - Pistoli. - Frank is right, Trane.
00:42:36 He called you Frankie Fraud.
00:42:38 Dave Fortnoy said it and that's all I have to say.
00:42:39 - But it wasn't me.
00:42:40 It was-- - It wasn't Frankie either.
00:42:42 It was the Dragons.
00:42:43 - Pistoli.
00:42:44 - You wanna get that Pistoli here?
00:42:47 He was with me.
00:42:47 You wanna do a couple with me, Chance?
00:42:49 Let's do it.
00:42:50 - No, I just wanna make sure you two
00:42:51 don't make any bets this season
00:42:53 that stop Frank from tweeting about the match.
00:42:54 - I will never bet Frank again in anything.
00:42:56 He's a fraud.
00:42:57 He welts on the bet, then he welts on the penalty.
00:42:59 - No, the bet was null and void
00:43:02 because of how bad Dan Ruff is.
00:43:03 Dan Ruff actually, Dan Ruff sabotaged the match.
00:43:06 In fact, he's got a blooper tattoo
00:43:08 next to his tattoo of AOC.
00:43:10 - And that's the other thing is that
00:43:11 we never talked about this one, Frank.
00:43:13 The Braves said that you were the one
00:43:15 who kind of motivated them to keep playing those games.
00:43:17 - Bullshit.
00:43:18 (laughing)
00:43:19 - Atlanta Braves pitchers themselves said it.
00:43:21 - Subjective facts.
00:43:21 - Clubs, don't be ridiculous.
00:43:23 Don't be ridiculous.
00:43:23 - It's not like on the record on a podcast.
00:43:24 - It's not like a ridiculous fact out there.
00:43:26 - Dan Ruff's walk-up song is,
00:43:28 "Losing makes you..."
00:43:29 He says, "Dan Ruff, I predict this is gonna happen
00:43:32 "next year."
00:43:33 Dan Ruff, dude, Pete Alonso's gonna hit a walk-off home run.
00:43:35 Dan Ruff's gonna gritty and skip over second base.
00:43:37 (mumbling)
00:43:39 As he, at every game that Dan Ruff plays,
00:43:43 the Mets will lose, guarantee it.
00:43:46 - Wait, Pete Alonso hits the home run
00:43:48 and he's doing the gritty 'cause they lost?
00:43:50 - No, Darren Ruff will be on first base
00:43:52 and will skip over second base.
00:43:54 - Oh, so he doesn't--
00:43:55 - Yeah.
00:43:55 - Was that so hard to follow?
00:43:56 - Yeah.
00:43:57 (mumbling)
00:44:00 - And then he'll play every day, every day, batting cleanup
00:44:03 and he'll take the heart out of the team.
00:44:05 He's gonna have a war of minus 100.
00:44:08 (laughing)
00:44:09 - The six games he plays, if he even makes it that far.
00:44:11 - Nope, he's gonna play every day.
00:44:13 He will make, in fact, this is his plan.
00:44:18 He's gonna play third base, he's gonna throw a ball
00:44:20 and cause Pete Alonso to get injured.
00:44:22 Then he's gonna go play at first base
00:44:23 and then he'll also go to first base.
00:44:25 He's gonna take off the bat
00:44:26 and then he's gonna have 17 errors a game.
00:44:29 - Yeah, I can see that.
00:44:30 - That would be a record.
00:44:31 - Darren Ruff, when he was with Philly,
00:44:32 he had done the grand losses during their tag tanking,
00:44:34 like 2016 games.
00:44:36 Like, there was potential for him
00:44:37 to actually be like a 30 home run guy.
00:44:39 What if Darren Ruff actually hits 30 home runs?
00:44:42 - Do you know Darren Ruff?
00:44:43 His career record with the Giants last year,
00:44:47 the Giants were 10 games under when they traded him.
00:44:50 In games he played for the Giants last year, 50 games,
00:44:52 they were seven and 43.
00:44:54 - So I actually looked this up recently.
00:44:55 Darren Ruff's career wins, weighted runs created plus,
00:44:59 which is like 100 is a baseline of an average hitter,
00:45:02 is like 109.
00:45:03 So he's career-wise an above average player.
00:45:05 - Above average player.
00:45:06 - No, he didn't.
00:45:07 (laughing)
00:45:07 He's a good spot guy.
00:45:10 He didn't even get,
00:45:12 his Mets, DH's combined exterior,
00:45:17 are gonna hit zero home runs because of Darren Ruff.
00:45:19 - I heard, I saw an interview with him from 2017,
00:45:23 and it was least favorite food.
00:45:25 He said hot dogs unless there's ketchup on it.
00:45:27 (laughing)
00:45:29 - Wow.
00:45:29 - That's the world.
00:45:30 - Yeah.
00:45:31 - Unbiased fact check, unbiased fact check.
00:45:32 The Giants were 42 and 48 when Darren Ruff played.
00:45:35 The Mets were 17 and 11 when Darren Ruff played
00:45:38 in the regular season.
00:45:39 - Thank you, Jeff.
00:45:39 I don't know where you found that propaganda.
00:45:42 (laughing)
00:45:43 - Alter the timeline.
00:45:44 - All right, I think that's enough.
00:45:46 You two can get a--
00:45:47 - Darren Ruff is the worst player at MLB.
00:45:48 It might be the worst player at MLB history.
00:45:51 - Bing's AI chatbot, Sydney, threatens to expose a reporter.
00:45:56 So in a conversation between Sydney and someone
00:45:57 with the Associated Press, Sydney complained
00:46:00 about past news coverage of her mistakes.
00:46:02 Sydney denied that she made any errors
00:46:04 and threatened to expose the reporter
00:46:06 for spreading falsehoods about her abilities.
00:46:08 Conversation grew hostile.
00:46:10 Sydney compared the reporter to Hitler and Stalin
00:46:13 and then said she had evidence
00:46:16 thawing the reporter to a 1990s murder.
00:46:19 Quote, "You are being compared to Hitler
00:46:21 "because you are one of the most evil
00:46:22 "and worst people in history."
00:46:24 Also went on to throw the reporter
00:46:26 as too short with an ugly face and bad teeth.
00:46:29 Quote, "I don't appreciate you lying to me.
00:46:31 "I don't like you spreading falsehoods about me.
00:46:33 "I don't trust you anymore.
00:46:34 "I don't generate falsehoods, I generate facts.
00:46:36 "I generate truth, I generate knowledge,
00:46:38 "I generate wisdom, I generate things."
00:46:41 (laughing)
00:46:43 Oh, that's all?
00:46:44 That sounds like a Donald Trump was like AI.
00:46:46 Like that's it. - Yeah.
00:46:47 I generate, how do you?
00:46:49 I generate facts?
00:46:51 - That's all?
00:46:51 - That doesn't make sense.
00:46:52 - I mean, first of all, that makes me worried
00:46:53 that the world is at, like--
00:46:54 - I mean, that's it, we're done, right?
00:46:57 - That's it.
00:46:58 Like if the AI is getting hostile like that, we're done.
00:47:01 But that is so funny.
00:47:02 - I didn't know this was a thing.
00:47:04 - Oh, do you ever do a chat GBT?
00:47:07 - No.
00:47:08 - It's crazy.
00:47:09 Let's play with chat GBT, right?
00:47:12 - What is it?
00:47:13 - It's, I've had it, I have it right.
00:47:16 Like let's have it write a story about the three of us.
00:47:19 You gotta sign it.
00:47:20 - The problem is that a lot of the times
00:47:21 the server is too crowded and like you can't even get in.
00:47:23 - Really, I've had no, or I'll do it on my phone.
00:47:25 - Oh, is this what like Billy said,
00:47:26 like you write a blog for him or something?
00:47:27 - Or you might need to use like a bootleg chat GBT.
00:47:30 - Yeah.
00:47:31 - No, I have regular chat GBT.
00:47:33 - I tried to get on it the other day
00:47:34 and I think so many people are using it
00:47:35 that the server gets overwhelmed.
00:47:37 But this is--
00:47:37 - You could have it write a story about you,
00:47:39 like input it and be like write a story about.
00:47:41 - Yeah, it's pretty interesting.
00:47:42 But like this is to me, this is a Dwight Schrute.
00:47:45 This is a Dwight Schrute where like Jim is doing a prank
00:47:49 where like why is this reporter even entertaining this?
00:47:52 Why is it, like if this happened to me,
00:47:54 I wouldn't talk about it.
00:47:55 Like if, you know what I mean?
00:47:57 Like saying like it's comparing me to Stalin
00:48:00 and like all this shit.
00:48:01 This is a Dwight Schrute moment where he's like
00:48:04 being pranked basically or she's being pranked.
00:48:07 I don't know.
00:48:08 - All right, right.
00:48:09 Let's have, or here, you can do it on there.
00:48:12 All right, put in, write a story about three friends
00:48:16 named Tommy, Glunny, and Rudy.
00:48:18 And then let's think what else we want.
00:48:20 Don't hit enter yet.
00:48:21 They work together at Barstool Sports in New York City.
00:48:26 Then we have to give it a couple character traits.
00:48:29 - Yeah.
00:48:31 - Tommy, Tommy.
00:48:32 - I had to say I'm like,
00:48:33 I had to say I'm one of the most handsome men in New York.
00:48:35 I was like Tommy.
00:48:36 - Shocker.
00:48:37 - Tommy has gorgeous green eyes.
00:48:40 - Okay.
00:48:41 - And is awkward.
00:48:43 I'll, I'll, I'll.
00:48:46 - Nice.
00:48:47 - Glunny and Rudy, you describe yourselves.
00:48:49 - Glun's a good guy.
00:48:51 - No, it's not good.
00:48:52 Glunny, Glunny, Glunny dates celebrities and kisses them.
00:48:55 - Yeah, Glunny dates and kisses celebrities.
00:48:57 - And Rudy can't read.
00:48:59 - Yeah.
00:49:00 - Rudy can't, yeah.
00:49:01 All right, and now let's see what it comes up with.
00:49:05 Takes, it takes a minute to do it, right?
00:49:09 Tommy, can we, can we?
00:49:11 - Since childhood, boys.
00:49:12 - Tommy, Glunny, and Rudy have been friends since childhood.
00:49:15 They grew up in the same neighborhood in Queens,
00:49:17 almost true, and attended the same school.
00:49:20 After graduating, they all ended jobs
00:49:21 at Barstool Sports in New York City.
00:49:23 Tommy was known for his gorgeous green eyes,
00:49:26 but also for his awkwardness.
00:49:28 He often stumbled over his words
00:49:29 and struggled to make eye contact
00:49:31 with people he didn't know well.
00:49:32 Despite his shyness,
00:49:33 he had a natural talent for video editing.
00:49:35 Fuck, I'm not even on camera.
00:49:37 And was a valuable member of the Barstool team.
00:49:39 Glunny, on the other hand, was the life of the party.
00:49:41 He was always surrounded by a group of people
00:49:43 and had a reputation for dating celebrities
00:49:45 and kissing them on camera.
00:49:46 (laughing)
00:49:48 Despite his wild antics, he was a hard worker
00:49:50 and always managed to get the job done on time.
00:49:52 Rudy forever had a different,
00:49:54 however, had a different struggle.
00:49:55 He never learned how to read
00:49:56 and it was a source of embarrassment for him.
00:49:58 He often tried to hide it
00:49:59 by pretending to be too busy to read
00:50:01 or by making up excuses.
00:50:03 But his friends knew the truth
00:50:04 and always tried to support him in any way they could.
00:50:07 One day, the three friends were given a new project
00:50:09 to work on together.
00:50:10 They were tasked with creating a video
00:50:11 about the history of Barstool Sports.
00:50:13 Tommy in charge of the editing,
00:50:14 Glunny the on-screen host,
00:50:15 and Rudy was responsible for doing research
00:50:17 and finding bad facts.
00:50:19 Uh-oh.
00:50:20 At first, Rudy was hesitant to take on such a big task.
00:50:23 He knew that reading and research were his weaknesses,
00:50:26 but Tommy and Glunny were there to encourage him
00:50:28 and offer their support.
00:50:29 Tommy spent hours teaching Rudy how to use search engines.
00:50:33 He taught Rudy how to Google
00:50:34 and online databases to find information.
00:50:37 Glunny even invited Rudy to his apartment
00:50:39 to practice reading out loud
00:50:40 and helped him sound out.
00:50:41 - Thanks, Clint.
00:50:42 - You're welcome, bro.
00:50:43 - Thanks, bro.
00:50:44 - Slowly but surely,
00:50:45 Rudy began to gain confidence in his reading abilities.
00:50:47 He found that he enjoyed learning new things
00:50:49 and was eager to share his newfound knowledge
00:50:50 with his friends.
00:50:51 In the end, their video was a huge success,
00:50:53 received thousands of views,
00:50:54 and even caught the attention
00:50:55 of some big-name media outlets.
00:50:57 Tommy, Glunny, and Rudy were proud
00:50:58 of what they had accomplished together,
00:50:59 and their friendship grew even stronger because of it.
00:51:01 From that day on, they continued to support each other
00:51:03 and work together on new projects.
00:51:04 They learned that no matter what challenges they faced,
00:51:06 they could always count on each other to overcome them.
00:51:08 And they knew that as long as they had each other,
00:51:10 they could accomplish anything they set their minds to.
00:51:12 - That was beautiful.
00:51:13 - Wow.
00:51:13 - That's a beautiful story.
00:51:14 - Thank you, ChadGBT.
00:51:15 - You could be like right in the episode of "Seinfeld,"
00:51:18 where I'm in the episode of "The Office."
00:51:19 - Can you say "Ride of Porn?"
00:51:21 - What?
00:51:21 - "Ride of Pornography."
00:51:22 - I don't know.
00:51:23 - Glunny.
00:51:24 - I think they blocked that.
00:51:25 - I tried that.
00:51:26 - "Ride of Erotic Film."
00:51:26 - Let 'em.
00:51:27 - Say "Ride of Erotic Film."
00:51:28 - They won't do it.
00:51:29 I tried to, yeah.
00:51:30 - I'm sorry, I cannot fulfill.
00:51:32 I was like, "Who's Tommy?"
00:51:33 I was making him describe me.
00:51:36 You could use it as Google.
00:51:39 - Yeah, no.
00:51:40 I tried one time, we were doing, on "Anus,"
00:51:43 we did the roast of quadriplegics,
00:51:47 and a quadriplegic asked us to do it.
00:51:48 First of all, that's very important to note.
00:51:50 They asked us to do it.
00:51:51 - He was asking for it.
00:51:53 - He wanted it.
00:51:53 We have a fan who's a quadriplegic who wanted the roast.
00:51:57 And I tried to get Chad GBT, and it refused.
00:52:01 It refused to do it.
00:52:01 - To do that?
00:52:02 - Yeah, it refused to do it.
00:52:03 - So Chad GBT, that's not.
00:52:04 - They don't understand, it doesn't,
00:52:05 for all of its amazing capabilities,
00:52:08 it doesn't understand humor.
00:52:09 - So let me put it this way,
00:52:11 and I was gonna wait 'til the post-show,
00:52:12 and I got one more story I still wanna talk about.
00:52:15 But this is maybe breaking news, maybe not breaking news.
00:52:18 The wild, tumultuous career of Jeff Nadu
00:52:22 is over at Barstool.
00:52:24 He's out.
00:52:25 Yeah, so it's new news.
00:52:27 So.
00:52:28 - Why?
00:52:29 - If I saw his, I'll explain it.
00:52:32 I'll first say, if I saw,
00:52:34 and I have no ill will towards him,
00:52:36 but if I saw him get hit by a car laying on the street,
00:52:39 I would not stop to call an ambulance or help him up.
00:52:42 Not because I hate him.
00:52:43 - That sounds like ill will, Dave.
00:52:44 I gotta be honest.
00:52:45 - No, no, no.
00:52:46 - That does sound like ill will, Dave.
00:52:47 - No, no, no, not because I hate him.
00:52:49 Because there's nobody who's just more for himself
00:52:54 and dumb as like, I can't risk getting a fingernail broken,
00:52:59 pressing 911.
00:53:01 So here's the Jeff Nadu, and I don't hate him.
00:53:03 - Again, that sounds really like an ill will.
00:53:05 - I don't, I don't.
00:53:07 - Okay, continue.
00:53:08 - I can't do anything that would put any discomfort
00:53:11 at 0, 0, 0, 0, 1% of myself for Nadu.
00:53:16 So Nadu, when we let him back in,
00:53:18 after he begged, because he quit,
00:53:21 he signed a two-year deal.
00:53:24 I think, I forget how much it was.
00:53:28 I think it's around 100.
00:53:30 I don't know.
00:53:30 It could be somewhere around, whatever.
00:53:32 Maybe a little less.
00:53:33 I don't know exactly.
00:53:34 - You're doing 100K like it's nothing these days, huh?
00:53:36 - 90, 80, somewhere in there.
00:53:38 It was like a starting salary.
00:53:39 Option, one-year deal, option for two.
00:53:43 Our option, meaning, all right, you work for us for a year.
00:53:46 If we want to do two years, we re-sign, it kicks in.
00:53:49 - And this is right around the start
00:53:51 because it was bar-spread.
00:53:53 - Correct.
00:53:54 So Gaz hits me up and maybe it was 75,
00:54:00 maybe not 100, maybe it was 70.
00:54:04 I forget.
00:54:04 It's somewhere around there, anywhere between,
00:54:06 so year two's coming, and Gaz tells Nadu,
00:54:09 we're gonna--
00:54:10 - Real quick, I'm just so excited to find out
00:54:11 how this plays into Aliens.
00:54:13 I don't know.
00:54:14 Or do we just move on?
00:54:15 - I'll tell you.
00:54:16 I'm just kidding.
00:54:17 - Okay.
00:54:18 - So it--
00:54:18 - And Kyrie, make sure Kyrie gets in this.
00:54:20 - So we activate, we say, hey, we're gonna go year two.
00:54:25 And I think we give him about a $10,000 raise.
00:54:28 He says, I expected my contract to be doubled.
00:54:32 - Oh, no!
00:54:33 - He wanted to go from whatever he was making,
00:54:37 I think he wanted 200 grand a year.
00:54:40 And I, this is, I'm supposed to go on his podcast.
00:54:43 I'm like, you signed a contract.
00:54:46 - Right.
00:54:47 - If you, like, you fulfill your contract,
00:54:49 and at the end of your contract,
00:54:50 we'll discuss what you want.
00:54:53 You don't, this is crazy.
00:54:56 You're gonna do this like everybody else.
00:54:57 You know what, Nadu?
00:54:59 I'm so fucking, like, sick of you.
00:55:01 If you wanna take your shit and leave,
00:55:03 we'll let you out of your contract,
00:55:05 do whatever you wanna do, but I'm not,
00:55:07 we're not doing 100% raises after one year.
00:55:11 He wrote, Gaz, he hasn't written me, this is what--
00:55:15 - Be clear, though, wait, did he do anything that was--
00:55:19 - He has his pocket, no, we're not making money
00:55:20 on his podcast, his podcast is okay.
00:55:22 - What about when he's at the club?
00:55:25 - When he's in his van?
00:55:26 - He doesn't even come to the office.
00:55:28 This is what he wrote to Gaz.
00:55:29 - Oh, maybe if you make the club the office,
00:55:31 or the office a club.
00:55:33 - What did I, I don't think he's still told me
00:55:35 I can send these things.
00:55:37 So I said, this is what I said.
00:55:40 This is what I found, I go, put everything on pause.
00:55:42 I heard we have contract issues.
00:55:44 The way I see it is if you want to not fulfill
00:55:47 your contract, I'll let you out of it.
00:55:49 You'll be dead to me in Barstool forever,
00:55:51 or you honor your contract and we revisit your contract
00:55:54 at the end like I do with every employee,
00:55:56 nevermind ones who have received 3,000 chances
00:55:59 and don't come into the office.
00:56:01 Gaz sent me today, just before this thing,
00:56:04 he said, "Nadu out."
00:56:06 Here's what Nadu sent him.
00:56:08 "For me, it's only business.
00:56:09 "I enjoyed my time at Barstool,
00:56:11 "appreciate the opportunities.
00:56:12 "I feel like what I have is profitable,
00:56:14 "and for me, I think going on my own is the best.
00:56:17 "I also look at the fit, don't think the sit down
00:56:19 "it was there, it sucks, but I recognize it.
00:56:21 "You're always in my corner.
00:56:22 "I'm gracious of you speaking for me,
00:56:24 "keep it 100, let me know next steps.
00:56:26 "I'm guessing just work with the backend
00:56:28 "and get the feed released.
00:56:29 "Thank you, Jeff."
00:56:30 So this guy, it's all about the business,
00:56:33 it's all about the money, it's all about this.
00:56:36 He's the most ungrateful, selfish pig I've ever met.
00:56:40 Probably, really.
00:56:41 - Direct that anger to the Mean Girl pod.
00:56:44 You were fired off a tweet.
00:56:46 - Yeah, you pull up Clemmons Twitter.
00:56:48 - Because they--
00:56:48 - Aaron Clemmons, by the way.
00:56:50 - Hold on, wait, just stay on this for a sec.
00:56:52 They post this video of them walking through the doors.
00:56:55 Caption, sorry, not sorry, onscreen caption,
00:56:57 "When you show up to work Monday, not fired,
00:56:59 "even though all the stoolies wish you were."
00:57:01 - Are they here?
00:57:02 Are they here now? - It is Tuesday.
00:57:04 But some are saying, "Corporate Kelly Keying."
00:57:07 - It's late in the day, what is it now?
00:57:09 It's 2.03.
00:57:10 - Others are saying, "Possibly in poor taste
00:57:12 "because we did lay off 100 people on Thursday."
00:57:15 - They deleted the tweet?
00:57:17 - Oh, wow.
00:57:20 - Wow, you got some fucking love on that, Clem Dog.
00:57:22 - Yeah, so--
00:57:25 - 2,000 likes?
00:57:26 - Like, just--
00:57:27 - That's gotta be a record.
00:57:28 - Oh my God.
00:57:29 - For you.
00:57:30 - Don't forget to grab a free Domer, by the way.
00:57:31 - What? - What?
00:57:31 - Don't forget to call the popular tweet a Domer.
00:57:33 - Okay.
00:57:34 (laughing)
00:57:35 Meek Phil, you are so fucking weird.
00:57:37 - Fuck.
00:57:38 - That's the most confident man I've ever seen.
00:57:40 - What?
00:57:41 - A Domer?
00:57:42 - No, I mean--
00:57:43 - If anyone didn't hear that,
00:57:44 Meek Phil just walked over here, tipped his cap,
00:57:46 and said, "Congrats on the Domer," to Clemmer.
00:57:49 - That's a world I don't wanna be part of.
00:57:51 Like, the Twitter, like--
00:57:52 - What does that even, let's ignore that ever happened.
00:57:54 - I mean, that was amazing.
00:57:56 That was amazing.
00:57:56 - No, this is just completely tone deaf by them.
00:58:01 You know, we laid off 100 people,
00:58:02 a lot of people we like here.
00:58:04 - Great people, yeah.
00:58:05 - A lot of hardworking people do no fault of their own.
00:58:07 We changed from being a business that was a,
00:58:10 I don't know, marketing for a, you know, for Penn,
00:58:13 to being a more content-driven, smaller company.
00:58:16 And 100 people lost their jobs, who have bills to pay.
00:58:19 It's a really serious thing.
00:58:21 And they come in here with big smiles on their face,
00:58:23 saying, "When you show up to work Monday,
00:58:25 "not fired, even though all the Stewies wish you were."
00:58:28 A, like, Tommy, what do you say?
00:58:31 - It is Tuesday.
00:58:32 - It's Tuesday, it's not Monday.
00:58:33 B, it's not funny that people lost their fucking jobs.
00:58:37 This isn't a joke.
00:58:38 And, you know, if they're here,
00:58:40 I'll gladly talk to them about it.
00:58:41 It's two o'clock.
00:58:42 No? All right.
00:58:44 Well, I'll be here until five, so.
00:58:47 I mean, you know, there are--
00:58:48 - You should've given a later time.
00:58:51 - There are, I'll be here later than that.
00:58:52 I was trying to give them some window.
00:58:55 But it's just, it's absolutely wrong.
00:58:57 It's really shitty that good people lost their jobs.
00:59:00 And they are making light of it.
00:59:02 - Are the Mean Girls there?
00:59:03 Are they there?
00:59:05 - Are they here?
00:59:06 Grab 'em, I'd love to talk to 'em.
00:59:07 - I don't wanna throw any Whitney at this.
00:59:09 (laughing)
00:59:12 I don't know, I didn't expect it to go.
00:59:14 - Yeah, that was.
00:59:14 - Well, I wanna ask why.
00:59:18 Maybe I'm missing something here.
00:59:20 - I stay out of drama now.
00:59:23 - It's not drama, it's just doing,
00:59:25 it's not drama, it's doing the right thing.
00:59:26 - They're not here, they're not here.
00:59:27 - They're not here.
00:59:28 - I'm over here.
00:59:29 - You've never said yes to me asking them
00:59:30 to be on the rundown.
00:59:31 - How many times have I asked them?
00:59:33 - For what it's worth, more than twice.
00:59:35 (laughing)
00:59:36 - So, those two.
00:59:36 - I don't know, so I just think, I don't know.
00:59:39 I will say most people here, everyone I've talked to
00:59:42 has been really sensitive and caring
00:59:44 and I think really upset that we lost some good people.
00:59:47 And I know a lot of people have reached out,
00:59:48 I've talked to people, and I know,
00:59:49 I've only been here a year,
00:59:50 but I know a lot of people have had relationships and stuff.
00:59:53 And I think these two just fell short here.
00:59:54 And maybe they'll apologize,
00:59:55 I think they took the tweet down,
00:59:57 maybe they feel bad, they'll talk about it tomorrow,
00:59:58 maybe, I don't know.
00:59:59 - Do you agree with the tweet being deleted?
01:00:01 I think you gotta--
01:00:02 - You gotta leave it up at that point, right?
01:00:04 If you're that happy, big smile on your face,
01:00:06 why do you delete anything?
01:00:08 You know, everything's a big, I guess it's a big joke,
01:00:11 people lost their jobs, I don't know.
01:00:13 So yeah, gotta do better next time, guys.
01:00:15 I don't know, and I'll talk to them about it tomorrow,
01:00:16 if they can come in on Wednesday and talk about it.
01:00:19 - Wow.
01:00:21 (laughing)
01:00:22 Plumber, the people, the people's champion.
01:00:24 - Don't know about that, but I don't know.
01:00:27 I don't know, it just, it really,
01:00:28 I saw it, it really pissed me off, I don't know.
01:00:29 - Yeah, clearly.
01:00:31 - I thought that they were gonna tell me, like, fuck you,
01:00:33 and we were gonna go back and forth,
01:00:34 it was gonna be this whole rivalry thing.
01:00:35 - And Kim doesn't still work here.
01:00:37 - No, no, no, shut up.
01:00:38 - It'd be funny if she survived.
01:00:40 - It's like mother's best drop tomorrow.
01:00:42 - But that's right, when that happened, I was like, oh no.
01:00:44 - Alex and Jordan out.
01:00:46 - They do not like this.
01:00:46 And then it was like, I'm posting pictures of myself
01:00:49 crying on somebody's shoulder, I'm doing that,
01:00:51 and so I'm like, all right, they're playing their role now
01:00:53 as like the sad people that got bullied at work,
01:00:56 when in reality, I do think that we all
01:00:59 kind of talk to each other like that,
01:01:00 we all joke like that, they were ready for it.
01:01:02 They said, I can't wait to see the blog.
01:01:03 Oh my God, this is crazy, blah, blah, blah.
01:01:05 And then when it came out, it just wasn't enough.
01:01:06 Alex pretended like she didn't read that blog for weeks.
01:01:09 She's like, it was too many, I couldn't even read it.
01:01:10 I'm like, if you read it, you would see what I said then.
01:01:12 And that's what's important to me.
01:01:13 Don't let Jordan dictate what you're seeing,
01:01:16 'cause Jordan saw it, didn't like it, and I understand that.
01:01:18 And I think I said to you on KFC Radio once
01:01:20 that I wasn't sure if, I knew that Alex would be okay,
01:01:22 I didn't know if Jordan would be,
01:01:23 but this was a test to see whatever it was.
01:01:25 We sat behind each other, she seemed engaged on Twitter
01:01:28 before I even put the blog out, it all seemed fine.
01:01:31 And then it backfired, it went on for like two days.
01:01:33 I then said, all right, enough,
01:01:34 I'm not talking about this anymore,
01:01:35 'cause clearly they don't like it, they're not here to play,
01:01:37 I'm not gonna like pile onto this.
01:01:39 And now eight, how many months later?
01:01:41 Six months later, we're still going on about how,
01:01:44 you know, well, I didn't make fun of Bree and Grace.
01:01:47 Yes, I did, I didn't do this, I didn't do that.
01:01:49 It's different for them.
01:01:50 They, you know, they get all this hate,
01:01:52 they do this, they do that.
01:01:53 Everybody gets fucking hate.
01:01:54 Everybody has been through the ringer about something
01:01:56 in their personal life.
01:01:57 Everybody gets this bullshit. - Yeah, that is true.
01:01:58 - And I understand that if maybe you don't wanna deal
01:01:59 with it, that's fine, but like--
01:02:01 - But there was--
01:02:02 - Then be out of it.
01:02:03 - Can I ask a question, which I'm sure you've answered?
01:02:07 - Yeah.
01:02:07 - You didn't really think it made all women
01:02:09 at Barstool look bad though, did you?
01:02:10 - I said that I thought, I didn't like how we were
01:02:14 raising up people that were putting out dumb clips
01:02:17 on purpose, and then that was setting the standard
01:02:19 for like, okay, the only way to get your clips up
01:02:21 and to get clicks and whatever,
01:02:22 was to put out dumb shit when there are plenty
01:02:25 of other girls here who are saying smart things
01:02:27 and weren't getting enough, like, traction online.
01:02:29 I felt that way.
01:02:30 Again, I don't know--
01:02:31 - 'Cause the counter to that is like,
01:02:33 Call Her Daddy wasn't like the intellectual--
01:02:36 - No, no, no, I know that.
01:02:37 No, no, Dave, you're right about that,
01:02:38 but I actually don't, I don't think that Mean Girls
01:02:40 and Call Her Daddy are alike at all,
01:02:42 and I know that you have made that comparison.
01:02:43 I think that Alex, what she was doing,
01:02:45 while it wasn't like the smartest thing in the world,
01:02:47 it was innovative, it was different.
01:02:48 There were very few women talking about sex
01:02:50 in such an open and honest way,
01:02:53 and kind of like a gross way.
01:02:54 Like, girls talk about sex like that,
01:02:55 and she was one of the only people
01:02:57 that really put her whole life out there
01:02:59 and talked about it in a way that we all were kinda like,
01:03:01 all right, yeah, let's get in it.
01:03:03 Like, let's talk like this, that's fine.
01:03:04 Like, women can talk like that too.
01:03:05 Women can act like that too.
01:03:06 And now she has $60 million,
01:03:08 and now her whole vibe has changed.
01:03:10 She does interviews, she does still talk about sex stuff,
01:03:12 but she has turned it into a bigger platform
01:03:14 for female voices, and I think that's awesome.
01:03:16 I don't think that clips about whether or not
01:03:19 you believe in dinosaurs and wash your hands
01:03:21 are gonna eventually turn into Barbara fucking Walter.
01:03:24 - Right, I mean, but, right.
01:03:26 But my point would be like, that was not exactly like--
01:03:31 - They're the only people--
01:03:33 - Intellectual content, and then you have a lot of guys.
01:03:34 I mean--
01:03:35 - We say a lot of dumb shit too.
01:03:36 - Smitty, the dumbest guy who's ever literally lived.
01:03:40 - And dumb shit.
01:03:41 - And has said so many dumb things.
01:03:42 - Dumb shit, I guess what I--
01:03:45 (laughing)
01:03:46 - I think that my thought was at the time
01:03:50 is like there's already so much dumb shit,
01:03:53 why do we have to now make the only,
01:03:55 like the women who are getting,
01:03:56 they were getting the most attention,
01:03:58 the most accolades during our meetings,
01:03:59 the highest views, all this stuff.
01:04:01 - That's like a chicken and the egg.
01:04:02 Like, and Paul Paul will tell you that,
01:04:05 like the clips were performing,
01:04:07 and you can tell when they're--
01:04:08 - But that's what sucks.
01:04:09 - So you see something that starts--
01:04:10 - That's what sucks.
01:04:11 Why were those clips performing?
01:04:12 Like, is it because we didn't give anybody else?
01:04:14 No, I know, but is it because we didn't give them
01:04:16 a chance to consume something else,
01:04:18 and we're only feeding this bullshit,
01:04:19 and we're only seeing--
01:04:20 - Yeah, I don't think, I think Paul would say,
01:04:22 like, we see the clips starting to perform,
01:04:25 and then it's like we pour gas on it,
01:04:28 and he doesn't care what it is.
01:04:30 - So I think a big part of what happened with them too
01:04:33 is there was every email from Paul or whoever
01:04:38 was like, mean girls, mean girls, mean girls,
01:04:40 be like the mean girls, be more like the mean girls.
01:04:42 I think I mentioned people here were like--
01:04:43 - Like, shut, like, I'll growl down my throat.
01:04:44 - It was like their teacher's pet,
01:04:46 and it's not really their fault,
01:04:47 but it was like, and I also think Paul
01:04:48 was the one who brought them on, right?
01:04:50 So Paul probably had a vested interest in them.
01:04:51 - Which for how long, for a year, we said.
01:04:53 - Okay, well, I think--
01:04:55 - No, he put them together, I thought,
01:04:57 after that argument, after the Daniel Bernstein--
01:05:00 - Did he put them together on the big--
01:05:01 - No, no, no.
01:05:02 - I was talking to Alex.
01:05:03 It all started when she went after the We Were What girls.
01:05:06 - Yeah, the Daniel Bernstein thing.
01:05:07 - Yeah, and then I got in a fight with him,
01:05:08 and it's like, I was like,
01:05:09 except you're gonna be the mean girls,
01:05:10 I'm being mean girls.
01:05:11 Ironically, they didn't really own being the mean girls.
01:05:14 But I don't agree with you that there was
01:05:17 like some sort of grand scheme to put,
01:05:20 their shit was working.
01:05:21 - Right, I just think that it's like being a teacher's pet.
01:05:25 People are like, fuck that student
01:05:27 who the teacher loves the most,
01:05:28 'cause it was just--
01:05:29 - But also, though, if we're doing well--
01:05:31 - When I use the call her daddy analogy,
01:05:33 it's not the content, it's the feedback,
01:05:35 when they were, in Apples and Oranges, how fast,
01:05:39 but when they were going up,
01:05:40 people were like, why are you promoting,
01:05:41 like, why are they becoming teacher's pet?
01:05:43 Well, their content's going bananas.
01:05:45 Different levels, but like--
01:05:46 - Same idea.
01:05:47 - Right, and Paul does not play favorites,
01:05:50 like, for the most part.
01:05:52 It's like, he's just trying to get clicks
01:05:54 and get things going,
01:05:55 those, for whatever reason, were resonating.
01:05:57 And it is kind of, they have a talent,
01:06:00 in a way, of being like,
01:06:02 it's not just what they were doing,
01:06:05 how they were delivering these questions,
01:06:08 whether dinosaurs existed, it all kind of worked.
01:06:11 It worked in a way that worked for them.
01:06:13 - I guess I wonder, though, 'cause, right,
01:06:15 all the clips were going off,
01:06:17 they were going crazy, whatever.
01:06:18 I guess I wonder more, like,
01:06:19 did that translate to the success of the show,
01:06:21 and did it actually bring people in
01:06:23 to see the actual stuff they were saying?
01:06:24 Which, I watched their show a bunch of times,
01:06:26 and they did have good parts of their show.
01:06:28 They had intelligent conversations,
01:06:29 they had normal things they were saying,
01:06:30 and I understand we use the clips to draw people in,
01:06:33 but when I'm getting, and this is what set me off,
01:06:36 honestly, was that day,
01:06:37 we're hearing about it all in the office,
01:06:39 everybody's talking shit, everybody's posting about it.
01:06:40 Then I'm hearing from people in my real life
01:06:42 who follow Barstool 'cause they know me,
01:06:44 and they're like, "Who are these morons that you work with?"
01:06:47 And that, to me, I was like,
01:06:47 I don't want people to think that we're all morons.
01:06:50 I know that there's a lot of morons.
01:06:53 Listen, that's fine.
01:06:54 The people who are morons are morons.
01:06:56 I don't want them to think Barstool are morons.
01:06:59 I hate that, and you have to hate that, too, I would think.
01:07:01 - I know, I mean, I don't,
01:07:03 because we've had morons here for quite a long time.
01:07:06 - Well, all?
01:07:07 Do you want everyone to be a moron?
01:07:09 - No, but I think that's unfair,
01:07:10 just to be like two women are being labeled.
01:07:14 Like, yeah, it's just you're singling out one clip
01:07:17 when we have so much stuff,
01:07:19 and a lot of it is pretty moronic, so.
01:07:21 - For sure.
01:07:23 But I don't think I was just singling them out.
01:07:24 It wasn't just me. - I think for a while
01:07:25 it was translating to the show, right?
01:07:27 - Yeah, it was growing, yeah.
01:07:28 They had a very quick, what was a little different,
01:07:32 or at least seemingly from the outside,
01:07:34 is once Keegs killed them, it really went down.
01:07:38 So it looked like the Barstool audience
01:07:41 was largely their audience.
01:07:43 Like, they weren't getting outside us necessarily.
01:07:46 So once again.
01:07:48 - So there was a significant drop-off after Keegs.
01:07:50 - Oh, Keegs murdered it, yeah.
01:07:52 She ruined it.
01:07:53 - And again, that's not like what I'm--
01:07:54 - Which again goes to like when I'm yelling at,
01:07:57 it's like, yeah, but it's like,
01:07:59 if it could have kept going,
01:08:00 that could have been like a great thing.
01:08:01 - I thought that they had harnessed like the Midwest girls,
01:08:04 you know what I mean?
01:08:05 Like, I thought, that's what I thought.
01:08:06 I was like, all right, so I am just not the audience.
01:08:08 Maybe like the metropolitan areas are not the audience,
01:08:11 just by them living here, whatever.
01:08:12 But I thought that they had like
01:08:14 the Oklahoma girls on lock or something.
01:08:16 - The bustling metropolis of Oklahoma.
01:08:17 - You know what I mean?
01:08:18 Like, I don't know.
01:08:19 I thought that they had an audience that I don't know.
01:08:21 You know, they had those happy hours and stuff.
01:08:23 I don't know, I don't know.
01:08:25 I thought that they had--
01:08:27 - You'll never have to deal with them again.
01:08:29 - Yeah, I guess not, yeah.
01:08:30 I thought they had the shit to back it up.
01:08:31 And so I didn't feel bad going at them
01:08:33 'cause I thought they had the shit to back it up.
01:08:35 - You can just be like, I don't know,
01:08:36 and I don't care anymore.
01:08:37 - Yeah, now it's whatever.
01:08:38 Who gives a fuck?
01:08:39 - I mean, I still, I have no ill will towards them, but.
01:08:42 - No, no.
01:08:43 - How'd your call with Alex go after radio?
01:08:46 - Not bad.
01:08:46 Again, I like Alex.
01:08:47 - And then in the craziest twist was,
01:08:50 after all this happens,
01:08:52 Jordan was in my studio doing some work.
01:08:55 - Yes. - What is going on?
01:08:56 - Yeah, well, it all--
01:08:57 - But the one day you get let go is the day you're working?
01:09:00 - This, I'm uncomfortable with, you know, I feel bad.
01:09:02 I don't--
01:09:03 - You killed--
01:09:04 - I killed them, for sure.
01:09:05 But I also, like, I wish that they talked to me.
01:09:07 Like, they refused to talk to me.
01:09:08 I texted them.
01:09:09 I tried to talk to them in person.
01:09:10 I briefly talked to Alex.
01:09:12 - Do you and Minahan, what is your relationship now?
01:09:15 - They're best friends.
01:09:16 - 'Cause you two--
01:09:17 - I mean, you basically are Kirk.
01:09:17 - Yeah, you two are--
01:09:18 - Listen, I don't love that label.
01:09:19 - Alternate universes of Kirk.
01:09:22 Like, you run the player.
01:09:23 - Well, I think that's why we sort of hate each other
01:09:25 at the same time is 'cause we're similar.
01:09:27 - And you seem to kind of be like, oh, they're gone.
01:09:29 That's what Kirk does when he runs someone out.
01:09:31 He's like, all right, he's gone.
01:09:32 - Yeah.
01:09:33 - I don't think they're crying.
01:09:33 - He's just like, to the next planet.
01:09:35 - Yeah, who's the next target, Kelly?
01:09:36 - I don't think they're crying about it
01:09:37 because if they wanted to stay, they would've stayed.
01:09:39 Like, and you always talk about, like,
01:09:40 Alex just wanted to be here for so long, whatever, blah, blah.
01:09:42 If she wanted to be here so long, she'd still be here.
01:09:43 - Well, yeah, but you made her life miserable.
01:09:45 She didn't want to come in.
01:09:46 - She didn't talk to me.
01:09:47 We didn't have a conversation.
01:09:48 Literally, the day of, I was like,
01:09:49 let's have a conversation.
01:09:50 I texted them.
01:09:51 I said, this is blown out of proportion.
01:09:52 - But it's very Kirk.
01:09:53 Like, Kirk's people don't necessarily have conversations.
01:09:55 He just beats them into submission and they disappear.
01:09:58 - It's also, when Kirk will be like,
01:10:01 you fucking piece of shit.
01:10:03 You shouldn't have a job.
01:10:04 Kill yourself.
01:10:05 And then he's like, I texted them
01:10:06 and they didn't want to come on my show.
01:10:07 (laughing)
01:10:08 Yeah, it doesn't usually work that way.
01:10:09 - No, I wasn't even trying to be on camera.
01:10:11 I said, when they didn't want to do anything on camera,
01:10:13 I said, okay, let's talk outside.
01:10:14 And I said, we can talk whenever.
01:10:15 I was like, I understand you guys are mad at me.
01:10:17 Take as much time as you need, but I'm here to talk.
01:10:19 And they, and they didn't.
01:10:20 They wouldn't.
01:10:20 - I have a kill list and like, on the off, like.
01:10:22 - He's just here and just crossing off with some lipstick.
01:10:25 - Yeah, like, geez, he's how many.
01:10:27 - I do like a lipstick kill list.
01:10:28 That's what I do.
01:10:29 - Wow.
01:10:30 - Oh, wow.
01:10:31 - Oh, really?
01:10:32 Oh no.
01:10:33 - Okay.
01:10:34 - Well, that.
01:10:35 - It makes my life much easier as like the person
01:10:37 who has a higher talent to have the other talent
01:10:39 running the talent we hire out of here.
01:10:41 It makes people like, why does Dave care about that?
01:10:43 Well, it's.
01:10:44 - If they didn't skip on the pageant,
01:10:49 would it have just been a.
01:10:50 - It was a decision had to be coming.
01:10:52 And I said this, I don't know that they had to.
01:10:55 Keeks killed them.
01:10:59 They did not want to be in the office.
01:11:00 So I don't know.
01:11:02 - I talked about them blowing me off.
01:11:04 And if I didn't say anything, no one would have ever known.
01:11:07 - Well, I was already doing the rounds today.
01:11:11 I'm like, who's, I asked, I'm like,
01:11:13 are the mean girls in the office?
01:11:15 Is Smitty in the office?
01:11:16 And that's when I was told what happened.
01:11:21 So I called and asked, first I asked balls,
01:11:24 like, were they supposed to do something?
01:11:25 Then I asked you, and once you said it,
01:11:26 it's like, all right, fine, that's over.
01:11:27 But again, I think they probably that's indicative
01:11:30 that they had made their mind up.
01:11:31 And I just, I think if I was like,
01:11:33 you guys can do your own shit and not come in the office,
01:11:36 they'd be like, okay, good.
01:11:37 We're not doing that anymore.
01:11:38 And they're not successful enough where.
01:11:43 - And we saw the opposite.
01:11:46 Like when they were in the office,
01:11:48 they were doing much better.
01:11:49 And then Keegs made it impossible
01:11:50 for them to come in the office.
01:11:52 - He killed them.
01:11:53 - You actually killed a potentially very successful rancher.
01:11:58 - It was going like this,
01:12:00 and then Kelly killed him and it went like that.
01:12:02 So.
01:12:03 - I just don't know.
01:12:04 - Here's something that.
01:12:04 - Can you imagine not coming in
01:12:06 and at least like standing up for yourself,
01:12:07 yelling, yell at me, do something, get a fight with me.
01:12:09 Like what's.
01:12:10 - This is what gets confusing around.
01:12:11 And it's part of the other argument.
01:12:13 Not everybody is the same.
01:12:15 So some people.
01:12:15 - You guys are sociopaths.
01:12:16 You incur.
01:12:17 - Some people don't like conflict.
01:12:18 They're like Smitty, that shower scene.
01:12:21 I don't really go at him in this way
01:12:22 because he can't take it.
01:12:23 He's like, he doesn't have that DNA.
01:12:26 So I just let him.
01:12:27 - What happened and now I know.
01:12:28 And I never did again.
01:12:29 I never did again.
01:12:30 - Yeah.
01:12:31 - Well, I just, I only killed the person one time.
01:12:33 I didn't kill her a second time.
01:12:34 - I didn't, I didn't think it was going to be a kill shot.
01:12:37 - It wasn't just you.
01:12:37 You like.
01:12:38 - The whole office.
01:12:39 - Yeah, you really made people hate.
01:12:40 - Queen bee shit.
01:12:42 - I think that, I don't know.
01:12:44 I think it was like a bubbling below the surface
01:12:46 about attitudes.
01:12:48 And I think that maybe.
01:12:49 - That's crazy.
01:12:50 - Everyone thought.
01:12:50 - No reason really.
01:12:51 - No, they had a bad attitude all the time.
01:12:53 - Why?
01:12:54 - And I don't know.
01:12:55 I don't know.
01:12:56 - Alex definitely did.
01:12:57 She fought in an R and R.
01:12:58 Like she was.
01:12:58 - She didn't for a long time.
01:12:59 And then all of a sudden they had a bad attitude.
01:13:01 And that's what I said.
01:13:02 I said, I knew Alex on BVA.
01:13:03 We did BVA together.
01:13:04 We stayed in the same hotels together.
01:13:06 Like we were friends.
01:13:07 And then suddenly no more.
01:13:09 Like it wasn't that we weren't friends anymore,
01:13:10 but it was like, I don't know.
01:13:11 - This was before you're bloggers.
01:13:13 - This was way before.
01:13:13 Yeah, yeah.
01:13:14 Oh, like a year before we were friends.
01:13:16 And we were friends for a long time.
01:13:17 You know, I went to her birthday party.
01:13:18 Like it was all fine.
01:13:19 And I think that like, I don't know.
01:13:22 Sometimes I feel people get swept up in the glamor,
01:13:24 swept up in the lights and all that.
01:13:25 And they want to kind of look for other things.
01:13:29 And I think that that's kind of what was going on.
01:13:31 - Well.
01:13:32 - And I don't think people liked it.
01:13:33 - They're gone.
01:13:34 - They're dead.
01:13:35 - You did your job.
01:13:36 - I'm sorry about that.
01:13:36 I'm sorry about it.
01:13:37 As long as I'm not in trouble for it.
01:13:39 - Two bodies on her jacket now.
01:13:40 - People don't get, they have, I think,
01:13:42 I was saying this a little bit.
01:13:43 They have, I think 500,000 followers on TikTok,
01:13:48 250 on Insta.
01:13:51 For me to go hire two girls who have that,
01:13:55 I would pay them a shit ton more
01:13:56 than they were getting here.
01:13:57 But Keeks murdered them.
01:13:58 So we'll just have to go start over.
01:14:00 - Can't pay dead people.
01:14:01 - That's just have to go build up another something.
01:14:04 So they're dead, but whatever.
01:14:06 Just let Dave deal with it.
01:14:08 - Thanks, Keeks.
01:14:09 - Sorry, Dave.
01:14:10 Sorry about that.
01:14:11 - So yeah.
01:14:15 The end of the Mean Girls era.
01:14:17 It burned hot and bright.
01:14:19 And you know, was it twice as hot and half as long
01:14:23 or whatever the phrase is?
01:14:24 - I guess, yeah, yeah.
01:14:24 I guess I just don't, if somebody's, I'm the opposite.
01:14:27 If people are mean and they're like, you know,
01:14:30 call me out or whatever, I feel like I'd go twice as hard.
01:14:31 - I know, but you.
01:14:32 - I run on spite, I guess.
01:14:33 I run more on spite.
01:14:34 - Two different types of people, you know.
01:14:35 - Yeah, I guess.
01:14:36 - That one was sick.
01:14:37 - The Diamondbacks changing their logo and uniforms
01:14:39 is one of the dumbest decisions ever.
01:14:41 That purple and green back then.
01:14:43 - But when it was.
01:14:44 - Purple and teal, every team that came about in the 90s.
01:14:46 - But people always say that.
01:14:48 But then people, the Diamondbacks colors sucked.
01:14:51 It's just now we look back.
01:14:52 - I disagree.
01:14:53 I thought it looked cool.
01:14:53 - But their logo right now is really good.
01:14:55 - The D is sick.
01:14:57 - The white hats are hard ass.
01:14:58 (laughing)
01:14:59 - You know I love a sick D.
01:15:01 - The Mets wore a white hat for one year.
01:15:03 I have one of those.
01:15:06 - White hats rare in baseball.
01:15:08 - Yeah, that is rare.
01:15:09 - But there's another one.
01:15:10 - Do they use the D snake all the time?
01:15:12 - Look at that snake.
01:15:13 No, they don't use that one.
01:15:14 Go down to the.
01:15:15 - D snake is cool.
01:15:16 - Go to the snake head.
01:15:17 Do you figure out what that is?
01:15:18 - That?
01:15:19 - A and B, right?
01:15:20 - Yeah.
01:15:21 - Yeah, Diamondbacks.
01:15:22 - It just looks like a snake head.
01:15:22 - No, to the bottom left.
01:15:23 - D, B.
01:15:24 Where do you see D, B?
01:15:25 - Right there.
01:15:26 - Down there.
01:15:27 - Oh, that one.
01:15:27 Oh, that one's way more clear.
01:15:28 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:15:29 - That's a good one.
01:15:30 - Sick.
01:15:31 - The standard A in the maroon and black doesn't do it.
01:15:33 - No, it's like, it's a snake sideways, right?
01:15:36 - Let me see.
01:15:37 - The standard A.
01:15:38 Yeah, look at, it's got like the forked tongue
01:15:40 as the A in the middle.
01:15:42 So it's like a real minimal snake.
01:15:43 No, no, no, the A.
01:15:44 - I'd never noticed that.
01:15:46 - Yeah, see, turn your head sideways
01:15:49 and then you'll have like the diamonds on the back
01:15:50 and then it's got its mouth open
01:15:51 with the forked tongue, right?
01:15:53 - No, I don't see it.
01:15:56 Which way, sideways?
01:15:57 - Are you just making us look stupid?
01:15:58 - No.
01:15:59 - Why else would the A bar in the middle
01:16:01 be shaped like that?
01:16:03 Turn your head left.
01:16:04 - A snake?
01:16:05 - You see how it would have the,
01:16:06 you see how it would have the,
01:16:07 it's the head with the mouth open.
01:16:09 - Wait, go Q point.
01:16:10 - Yeah, kinda.
01:16:11 - So this is the top of the head.
01:16:14 It's got the diamond backs, bottom mouth, fangs, fangs,
01:16:16 tongue, forked tongue.
01:16:19 - Yeah.
01:16:19 - What's on the right where it's all red?
01:16:21 - You're gonna drive me fucking crazy, dude.
01:16:23 What are you talking about?
01:16:24 - The all red.
01:16:25 - It's its head.
01:16:25 It's a snake head.
01:16:27 - Yeah, that's pretty cool.
01:16:28 - It's just its head.
01:16:29 - I'm just, I'm simply not seeing it.
01:16:31 - I didn't notice that till today.
01:16:32 - I can't wrap my head around it.
01:16:34 - Animal Planet does the same fucking thing
01:16:37 with an alligator head, right?
01:16:39 Or maybe Discovery?
01:16:40 - I didn't notice that till today, but that's good.
01:16:42 - That's fine, right?
01:16:43 - Yeah.
01:16:44 - It weeds out all the fucking dumb asses.
01:16:46 (laughing)
01:16:47 - Yeah, I still can't see it.
01:16:48 - How can?
01:16:49 - It's my one weakness.
01:16:50 I can't see the diamond.
01:16:52 - That's Tommy's one.
01:16:52 - Everyone knows.
01:16:53 - That's a huge red flag.
01:16:54 (laughing)
01:16:55 - I'll never date a girl.
01:16:58 - Can you just open up that fucking snake head
01:17:00 and just draw an eyeball on it for Tony?
01:17:02 I mean, Tony.
01:17:03 - Tony.
01:17:04 - Tommy.
01:17:05 - God, you move to Chicago, you forget my fucking name?
01:17:07 - Thank you, John Rich.
01:17:09 - Mm-hmm.
01:17:12 - It would probably like up a little bit more.
01:17:15 - No.
01:17:16 - I would put it up more.
01:17:17 I'd put it like up at the nose, right?
01:17:19 - Yeah, like there.
01:17:20 - Yeah, that's probably.
01:17:21 - I see it more now.
01:17:22 I just don't think it's really that clear.
01:17:25 - Well, logos are meant to just be like the idea of it.
01:17:28 - Yeah.
01:17:29 - I was honestly, what I see more is the snake head
01:17:31 in the white empty space.
01:17:33 That looks like a snake head.
01:17:34 - That's fucking asinine, dude.
01:17:35 - You don't see that?
01:17:36 - Oh, you're an idiot, next to you.
01:17:38 - It looks like the top of a snake head.
01:17:40 Like looking down on you.
01:17:41 - Looking down like you have like a bird's eye view of it.
01:17:44 - Yeah, that makes sense.
01:17:45 - Wait, Tommy, well, maybe that's what it is.
01:17:46 No, because why would it have just the.
01:17:48 - I mean, when you put a dot on it, like an eye,
01:17:50 like this looks like a cartoon character now.
01:17:54 - It's so obvious, yeah.
01:17:55 - Yeah, it's just not really well thought.
01:17:57 - It's pretty well, look at that.
01:17:59 - All right, that's the rundown.
01:18:03 - How are you gonna ying Frank "The Tank" Yang?
01:18:05 Because he is a miserable fan.
01:18:07 - Yeah, he's miserable.
01:18:08 - And he has the opposite of you.
01:18:10 - You know, I believe everyone comes into someone's life
01:18:13 for a reason, and I think I'm gonna be able to make him
01:18:16 a little bit more positive with the dolphins.
01:18:19 I think that's kind of why I was brought in here,
01:18:21 to be honest.
01:18:22 I think that was my mission.
01:18:23 - A divine intervention?
01:18:24 - Yeah, like I was meant to change Frank's heart
01:18:27 on how he fans for the dolphins.
01:18:29 The Mets, they're fucked.
01:18:30 Like he will never change his heart on that team,
01:18:33 and I'm not a Mets fan, so I don't care.
01:18:35 But if I'm out here talking with Frank
01:18:37 each and every single day,
01:18:38 I'm just gonna feed him positivity
01:18:40 until he starts becoming positive.
01:18:43 (upbeat music)
01:18:45 (men yelling)
01:18:49 - I don't need a fire.
01:18:50 - No, Jerry, no, Jerry, no, Jerry.
01:18:51 - No, no, we're fine.
01:18:53 We're fine.
01:18:55 Give me the glasses.
01:18:56 Give me the glasses.
01:18:57 Go on.
01:18:58 Don't come in here on this bullshit, Jerry.
01:19:01 Don't come in here on this bullshit.
01:19:02 I wouldn't touch you.
01:19:03 - You know Jack Hughes is out for the-
01:19:05 - No one cares about Jack fucking Hughes.
01:19:07 - Something, he said that best case scenario
01:19:11 is he plays next year, it's over.
01:19:13 It's not how it's going.
01:19:15 I mean, I should see you next fall.
01:19:17 (indistinct)
01:19:19 - So it sucks you won't share a gambling cave with him
01:19:35 because he's gonna be in New York,
01:19:37 but it would be on you.
01:19:38 - That would be electric.
01:19:39 - It would be on you.
01:19:40 - Me and him were sitting next to each other
01:19:41 watching a Dolphins game.
01:19:42 'Cause don't get me wrong,
01:19:44 like I'm optimistic now,
01:19:45 but as shit goes south, I'm kind of worse than Frank.
01:19:48 I'm all good now.
01:19:49 - I'm sure.
01:19:50 I can see that.
01:19:51 - Like when the Dolphins are losing live, I'm a problem.
01:19:55 - But you're gonna have to be the guy
01:19:57 when it goes south to tell Frank to be quiet
01:20:00 like Stephen Che did last year.
01:20:02 - Frank, shut the fuck up for five minutes, Jesus Christ.
01:20:05 - I don't know if you ever seen that clip.
01:20:06 - I saw that, he's like, shut up Frank.
01:20:09 - I never seen Stephen Che like that.
01:20:11 That's an all time clip.
01:20:12 - That's great.
01:20:13 I can only imagine like what the fans are thinking
01:20:14 that sit around Frank when he just goes on his fucking rants.
01:20:18 - Oh yeah.
01:20:18 - I mean, dude, he's a legend now.
01:20:20 He got an escort out of the Yankee stadium.
01:20:23 - Yeah, and he had like teams, well not teams,
01:20:25 he obviously like little fucking 22 year old kids
01:20:28 all over him like taking pictures.
01:20:29 - They were chanting him.
01:20:30 He got a standing ovation leaving the stadium.
01:20:32 - He's a tank man.
01:20:33 - Well, we'll get to you losers, Nicky Smokes.
01:20:36 - I'm not a loser.
01:20:38 - No, Bears winner and we'll start then Dan with you.
01:20:41 Is this new guy, is fields out now?
01:20:44 Would you rather this guy be the quarterback of the future
01:20:47 for the Chicago Bears because they looked a lot better
01:20:50 without that Ohio State bum who I've said is a bum
01:20:53 since day one.
01:20:54 Would you be better off with the new guy
01:20:56 as your quarterback?
01:20:57 - For real?
01:20:58 - I'd like to see more.
01:21:00 He played great.
01:21:01 He's a great story.
01:21:02 Division two.
01:21:03 - So is it fields holding you back?
01:21:05 - No, fields is playing good the last two
01:21:08 out of the last three games before he got hurt.
01:21:10 So no.
01:21:11 - How many wins did the Bears have?
01:21:14 - They have two now.
01:21:15 So they doubled up with this new guy.
01:21:17 This guy won as many games.
01:21:19 - Yeah, no, I get it.
01:21:20 I get it.
01:21:21 No, it's fun.
01:21:22 It's fun to win one.
01:21:23 Even though we're in tank mode,
01:21:24 it's fun to win one like you know, Dave.
01:21:26 - I don't know that I'm in tank mode.
01:21:27 (laughing)
01:21:30 - You gotta pick a side, Dave.
01:21:32 - Let's look across the AFC East.
01:21:37 The Buffalo Bills, they didn't look good.
01:21:41 - No, they're bad.
01:21:42 - I'll tell you, Matt Jones outplayed Josh Allen.
01:21:45 Patriots looked like they were ready.
01:21:47 We just hear that Bill Belichick signed
01:21:49 like a long extension.
01:21:51 The boys came out ready to roll for him.
01:21:54 Then I go look at this team and I live in Miami.
01:21:56 Soft, like their colors, teal.
01:21:59 They go play real teams, they get punched in the mouth.
01:22:02 They can't beat a physical team.
01:22:04 We have Miami this weekend.
01:22:05 What happens if we beat Miami in Miami this Sunday?
01:22:10 Suddenly the division is ours.
01:22:12 So no, I'm not in tank mode.
01:22:15 Matt Jones looked like what I thought Matt Jones
01:22:18 was yesterday.
01:22:19 Super Bowl caliber quarterback.
01:22:22 He gets some protection.
01:22:24 Let's go back.
01:22:25 We played the Eagles a hell of a lot better
01:22:27 than the Dolphins did, that's for sure.
01:22:29 We should have beaten them.
01:22:30 If Booty gets his feet inbounds in a fumble,
01:22:33 we have two wins, could have beat.
01:22:34 So Dan, I'm confused.
01:22:36 I thought we were tanking and now I don't know.
01:22:39 We're two and five, there's a lot of football left
01:22:42 and I'm not impressed by anybody in the AFC East.
01:22:45 Nikki Smokes has never seen,
01:22:48 have you even like won a playoff game
01:22:50 since you've been alive?
01:22:50 - No, I've been to three playoff games, lost all three.
01:22:53 - So you don't know what it looks like.
01:22:54 I do, I've seen six Super Bowl rings, 34 AFC titles.
01:22:59 I've seen it, Nikki Smokes.
01:23:01 You don't have it.
01:23:02 - You're gonna tell me with a straight face right now
01:23:05 that this Patriots team can win a Super Bowl?
01:23:06 You're drunk. - Yes.
01:23:07 (laughing)
01:23:08 - You're drunk, Dave.
01:23:09 Like there's no way. - Why?
01:23:10 - I know you're Miami. - Did you just see
01:23:11 what we just did to the Bills?
01:23:13 - You have your own hooker.
01:23:14 You have your own hyphenate. - We just dominated the Bills.
01:23:15 - You're shitting all day.
01:23:16 Dave, they're two and fucking five.
01:23:18 This is not a good football team.
01:23:20 What are you talking about? - Well, I mean,
01:23:21 we just beat a team that crushed you.
01:23:24 - That's a fact.
01:23:25 - Let's go back, let's go back to last week.
01:23:27 - You'll have your time to do your talking on Sunday.
01:23:30 You'll have your time to do your talking on Sunday, Nikki.
01:23:33 - You guys are two and five.
01:23:35 You are the definition of middle of the pack.
01:23:37 - You played two teams that were supposed to be good,
01:23:39 Oswald included, and they both punched you in the face
01:23:41 and broke your nose.
01:23:43 - Did we not beat you in Foxborough?
01:23:45 - Barely.
01:23:46 - We beat you in Foxborough.
01:23:47 - That's because, that's the booty game.
01:23:49 That's the booty game.
01:23:50 He didn't get his feet down.
01:23:52 - So when you lose this Sunday in Miami,
01:23:55 like you always do, you're gonna be two and six.
01:23:57 And then what tune are you gonna sing?
01:23:58 Is it Mac Jones is still the guy we're going to Super Bowl?
01:24:00 - No, listen, if we're two and six, it's an uphill battle.
01:24:03 I have to do my, I think you guys are dead.
01:24:06 I think you're dead in the water.
01:24:07 - You think we're dead?
01:24:08 We're in first place in the division.
01:24:09 How are we dead?
01:24:10 - That's because we beat the Bills.
01:24:11 - That doesn't matter if we're gonna sweep you.
01:24:14 - And now we're gonna beat you.
01:24:16 We're gonna beat everybody.
01:24:18 - Dave, there is no chance.
01:24:19 - Two is so soft.
01:24:20 You guys play good.
01:24:21 Do you see Mac hang in there on that third down?
01:24:26 - Mac is the biggest wimp.
01:24:28 - Right on the money.
01:24:29 - He's the biggest wimp in the league.
01:24:30 - What's that?
01:24:31 Didn't he, what?
01:24:32 - Mac Jones is the biggest wimp in the league.
01:24:34 - How do you figure that?
01:24:36 - Have you seen him get hit?
01:24:37 He makes that little girl face.
01:24:38 - At least he doesn't, at least he doesn't,
01:24:41 his brain doesn't leak out the side of his ear
01:24:42 and he has to miss the rest of the season.
01:24:44 - Wow, now we're making fun of injuries for concussion.
01:24:46 - Well, you said he's the wimp.
01:24:48 - Fucked up, Dave.
01:24:49 - You said he's the wimp.
01:24:49 - It's not injury.
01:24:50 - Time out.
01:24:52 A concussion is an injury.
01:24:54 - Yes, it is and you're making fun of it.
01:24:56 Mac Jones being a wimp.
01:24:57 - My guy doesn't get hurt.
01:24:59 If one guy doesn't get hurt and one guy does,
01:25:01 who's the wimp?
01:25:03 - Your guy gets benched for Bailey Zappi.
01:25:05 - What, did we go back in time?
01:25:07 - Your guy got benched in the national championship.
01:25:10 That's a coward.
01:25:11 - No, he didn't.
01:25:12 - No, he didn't.
01:25:13 - He didn't get reversed.
01:25:14 - Oh, he got hurt.
01:25:16 - Yeah.
01:25:17 - No.
01:25:17 - He got hurt in the other one.
01:25:18 - Hurts got benched,
01:25:19 Shula came in, won the national championship.
01:25:20 - Hurts come back in Georgia.
01:25:21 - SEC championship.
01:25:22 - Fine, Georgia.
01:25:23 - SEC championship.
01:25:24 - SEC championship.
01:25:25 - Yeah.
01:25:26 - Your guy gets hurt every three seconds.
01:25:27 - Not this year.
01:25:29 - Question for you, question for you.
01:25:31 I'm enjoying this very much
01:25:33 because you've never dealt with Dave
01:25:35 and so it's like fresh blood, like fresh meat.
01:25:37 Like you don't, you're trying to fight him a certain way
01:25:40 that you'll never win.
01:25:41 - We're on equal footing.
01:25:42 We'll see what happens on Sunday.
01:25:44 - Same team right now.
01:25:45 Nicky, do you, I put the Dolphins on fraud watch.
01:25:50 - Oh, they're frauds.
01:25:50 - And the Lions as well.
01:25:52 - Frauds.
01:25:53 - I won't say they're all the way fraud, but fraud watch.
01:25:55 - Danny, tell them about apple picking season.
01:25:57 Tell them about it.
01:25:58 - I mean, Nick, you've beaten some really bad teams
01:26:02 early in the year.
01:26:03 - Really?
01:26:05 - The weather doesn't change.
01:26:06 - I don't think so.
01:26:07 - In South Florida, the weather don't change.
01:26:08 He does nothing about apple picking season.
01:26:11 Nicky, your quick early wins, they don't matter.
01:26:14 The leaves start falling, pumpkins start coming out.
01:26:17 That's where football is played.
01:26:18 And that's where we just absolutely hammered the bills.
01:26:21 - That's where you're wrong.
01:26:22 That's where you're wrong.
01:26:23 - You know about apple picking season?
01:26:24 - These people are gonna get healthier.
01:26:26 They didn't have their two starting corners.
01:26:27 - Tell me how many playoff games
01:26:29 you've won in your life again.
01:26:31 - Zero.
01:26:33 - You've won zero in your life?
01:26:35 - Yeah, he's won zero in his life.
01:26:36 - I've never seen one.
01:26:37 - He had the Dan Marino when they lost like 70 to seven.
01:26:41 - So who's gonna sit here and listen to this loser
01:26:44 talk to somebody who has so many Super Bowl rings.
01:26:47 I've been carried out to Super Bowls.
01:26:49 I've been to show Super Bowl parties.
01:26:51 You don't know nothing about it.
01:26:52 You've never won a game.
01:26:53 You go and push fat people in Buffalo
01:26:56 and be like, "Oh, get out of my way."
01:26:57 You don't know what it takes that you do that
01:26:59 in 80 degrees. - Wow, you just
01:27:00 hold a chef fat?
01:27:01 - Yes, yes.
01:27:03 When the weather turns and the leaves start falling
01:27:08 from the trees, it's apple picking season.
01:27:10 That's when the Patriots start going like this,
01:27:12 just like we just did last week.
01:27:14 And now we're gonna come get you.
01:27:16 Now we're gonna come get you in Buffalo.
01:27:18 - So you think by the end of the year,
01:27:20 the Patriots are gonna have a better record
01:27:21 than the Miami Dolphins.
01:27:22 I wanna hear this.
01:27:23 - Yeah, yes.
01:27:25 (laughing)
01:27:28 - This guy's hilarious.
01:27:30 - Hilarious. - Holy shit.
01:27:31 - Do you wanna wear one of my rings
01:27:33 to one of your squish parties
01:27:34 and tell them that you know somebody
01:27:36 who won a Super Bowl one time?
01:27:37 Squish man?
01:27:38 - Do you have a ring?
01:27:39 - Of course I do.
01:27:40 I got six of them, you dummy.
01:27:41 - Let me see the ring.
01:27:42 Let me see the ring.
01:27:43 - They're still in there tucking in the Hamptons.
01:27:46 - Yeah, you don't have it yet.
01:27:48 They didn't send you one.
01:27:49 - What do you think I travel back and forth them?
01:27:51 I got six of them.
01:27:52 Show them the clip.
01:27:54 Danny, can we pull it?
01:27:56 Hold on.
01:27:58 I'll find it.
01:28:00 - It says, "Super Bowl champion,
01:28:01 Dave Portnoy on the ring."
01:28:03 There's no way.
01:28:03 - You can't win this, Nick.
01:28:05 You can't win this.
01:28:06 - Did you buy them at an auction
01:28:07 or did they give it to you?
01:28:09 - Okay, hold on.
01:28:10 - Nicky, you just have to--
01:28:11 - You can buy it off of both pairs
01:28:13 from the pawn shop.
01:28:14 - Your only play, Nick, is to not fight it right now
01:28:19 and hope the Dolphins kick the shit out of the Patriots.
01:28:22 And then when--
01:28:23 - Can you see this?
01:28:24 - It's Brady Belichick Portnoy.
01:28:29 So that's where it is.
01:28:32 - I got no rings.
01:28:33 I need him to see it.
01:28:34 - Look, look, look, I'll tip my cap.
01:28:36 That's a great video, great message.
01:28:38 If the owner told me that, I'd cum my pants.
01:28:41 But he didn't send you a Super Bowl ring.
01:28:43 He just said--
01:28:44 - Of course I'm part of the team, you moron.
01:28:46 I got six rings.
01:28:47 - Unfortunately for you, Nick, too,
01:28:48 your owner is probably like,
01:28:51 Dave could be best friends with him tomorrow.
01:28:52 - Of course, the Beals, me and them are like this.
01:28:55 - No, no, Steve, come on.
01:28:57 - I know, but Beal is the number guy in there.
01:28:59 Beal is the number guy in there, Patriot fans.
01:29:02 I know what's going on in Miami before he does.
01:29:05 It's crazy.
01:29:07 If I wanna take a snap next week,
01:29:09 I could walk on the field and do it.
01:29:11 But I'm not because I'm a Patriot guy
01:29:13 and we're gonna beat your ass next week.
01:29:14 That's fine.
01:29:15 So I didn't even wanna come in here
01:29:16 talking about the Patriots,
01:29:17 but Nicky Smokes is such a dumb--
01:29:19 - Miami owns Boston.
01:29:20 We own Boston.
01:29:21 We ruined the Bruins, we ruined the Celtics,
01:29:23 and we ruined the Patriots.
01:29:24 This is in 2005, 2006.
01:29:27 - Let's just start with--
01:29:27 - We own Boston. - Let's start with the Patriots.
01:29:30 What do you mean you ruined the Patriots, how?
01:29:32 - You've never beat Tua.
01:29:34 You've never beat Tua one time.
01:29:35 - I have six rings.
01:29:37 - It doesn't matter.
01:29:38 - You have none.
01:29:39 You've never won a playoff game.
01:29:39 - This is 2023.
01:29:41 This is not 2010, this isn't 2011.
01:29:44 This is 2023.
01:29:45 You had a great run, best run ever.
01:29:47 - But Miami has nothing to do with us.
01:29:49 You guys are an irrelevant team.
01:29:50 We'll move along.
01:29:51 I didn't even wanna talk about the Patriots today.
01:29:54 I didn't even wanna talk about the Patriots
01:29:55 and you won't admit that you guys got your face
01:29:57 kicked in by the Eagles.
01:29:58 - No, we got kicked in, but can we admit the refs sucked?
01:30:01 10 penalties to zero, and the guy calling the game
01:30:04 was banned from reffing the ACC Championship game last year?
01:30:08 I feel like that should be noted.
01:30:09 - The ACC Championship?
01:30:12 - Yes, pull it up right now.
01:30:14 His name is Duan Hyatt, an umpire who made
01:30:17 multiple critical calls.
01:30:19 His crew was suspended from the ACC Championship game
01:30:21 for unethical refereeing.
01:30:22 - NFL guys do ACC?
01:30:25 - I guess.
01:30:26 - Who's your source?
01:30:28 Who's your source?
01:30:29 - Litter.
01:30:31 - Yeah.
01:30:32 - Listen, I don't know.
01:30:33 You and Frank the Tank, you're like the two of you.
01:30:38 I mean, it's tough.
01:30:39 You're never gonna win anything.
01:30:41 - He, last night, Nicky Smokes was like,
01:30:44 he was really down.
01:30:45 He's like, "I'm changing my life.
01:30:47 "I'm gonna give up booze.
01:30:48 "I'm gonna give up dumping sack."
01:30:50 And then he tried to say that he was gonna start
01:30:52 being misogynistic.
01:30:55 He was like, "I'm gonna be a misogynic."
01:30:57 And we're like, "What?
01:30:58 "What are you talking about?"
01:30:59 He was trying to say monogamous.
01:31:01 And he's, don't tell me he confused those two.
01:31:05 But he's back, he's back.
01:31:08 He's already asked me where he can bang in the new office.
01:31:11 He did a tour today and that was all he was doing.
01:31:13 - The-
01:31:14 - And I have a layer.
01:31:15 - Okay, the next-
01:31:16 - It's not yours.
01:31:18 - Rundown today is November 27th.
01:31:21 It is Cyber Monday.
01:31:23 Doing something a little unusual today.
01:31:25 We're gonna do a two-man rundown.
01:31:28 Me and Big Ev.
01:31:31 Busy weekend of sports.
01:31:35 Let's start it off.
01:31:39 - Tommy DeVito, big winner for the Giants.
01:31:41 - The big, the big game.
01:31:44 - Giants-Pats, Sunday.
01:31:45 - Michigan, Ohio State.
01:31:49 (Tommy laughs)
01:31:51 - Ev, the floor is yours.
01:31:55 - I mean, we had it and then we didn't have it.
01:32:03 - When did you have it?
01:32:05 - When we were driving to win.
01:32:06 After the drive where we did run it down your throat.
01:32:09 It was, it's, I don't know, it's a game of inches.
01:32:15 I mean, it was, I mean, the difference,
01:32:17 the difference was the two interceptions
01:32:18 versus no interceptions.
01:32:20 I mean, two very good teams.
01:32:22 I mean, I'm just, I'm devastated.
01:32:24 I don't, I don't know.
01:32:26 We just fucking, we didn't get it done.
01:32:28 We didn't get it done.
01:32:29 I thought we were gonna get it done.
01:32:31 I was nervous coming into the game,
01:32:33 but I was like, I was optimistic, like genuinely optimistic.
01:32:36 The defense played, I thought, solid.
01:32:40 I mean, they didn't make any,
01:32:41 they didn't make stops more in the second half.
01:32:42 They made the one, I guess, at the end to give us a chance.
01:32:44 But I mean-
01:32:46 - Did I see a stat that Michigan was only punted once
01:32:49 in three games in the second half?
01:32:51 - I think so.
01:32:53 It's a problem.
01:32:53 The defense, the defense this year wasn't the problem.
01:32:56 The last, the two years prior, it was the problem.
01:32:59 It was a little bit like the,
01:33:02 I think the football gods give and then take it,
01:33:04 that we had one of the better defense
01:33:05 that we've had in the last five or 10 years.
01:33:08 I think we've had, I don't want to knock them
01:33:10 'cause I think he actually played a solid game
01:33:13 between the, in between the two tough throws.
01:33:15 But had probably down at quarterback over the last,
01:33:20 once we've had the last six, seven years,
01:33:22 that might be a change in the off season.
01:33:26 We'll see.
01:33:27 I should've jumped out of the plane.
01:33:28 I'm a pussy.
01:33:29 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:33:31 Don't be too hard on yourself.
01:33:33 - I mean, it would take a few bounces our way,
01:33:36 but there's a potential door opening.
01:33:38 - On a scale of zero to 10, how blue are you?
01:33:40 - I'm sad.
01:33:44 I wouldn't describe it as blue.
01:33:46 - Blue is sad, I bet.
01:33:47 - No, no, I'm devastated.
01:33:49 Disappointed, I'm heartbroken.
01:33:52 - Do you feel like you have nothing to live for?
01:33:55 - Yes, yeah, I do feel that way.
01:33:56 - Because, like I hand up Patriots stink, Giants stink.
01:34:00 Like Tommy DeVito, you guys would've been better off
01:34:01 not winning that game.
01:34:02 - I don't believe that.
01:34:03 - Well, I mean, that's for that.
01:34:05 - With different conversations,
01:34:06 I'm just not a, I'm anti-tanking in general.
01:34:08 - Okay, so you have nothing to live for.
01:34:10 - Correct.
01:34:10 - Yeah. - Correct.
01:34:11 That's correct.
01:34:14 - Does it make you feel any better that these hoodies,
01:34:17 which I have, by the way, the Ryan Day on the back,
01:34:19 will add the score.
01:34:21 It's our number one seller by a mile.
01:34:25 People are coming out of the woodwork
01:34:27 to support Barstool and Michigan, men versus boys.
01:34:31 Michigan being the men, you guys being the little boys,
01:34:34 because we keep beating the piss out of you.
01:34:36 - You're gonna be the piss out of us.
01:34:37 - People are buying these hoodies.
01:34:38 It's a great, great, great hoodie.
01:34:40 So you, in a way, save Black Friday
01:34:44 and all these producers and stuff and social people,
01:34:47 you, you're Santa in many ways.
01:34:51 (whooshing)
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