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00:00How did training go?
00:07They said she learned a new thing to like sit down, but I don't know that she really
00:11sat me.
00:12She he guys like living with me for a week.
00:15Oh, wow.
00:16You're training training.
00:18Yeah.
00:19Yeah.
00:20So we'll see.
00:21It's more like she's so good.
00:23It's just she's got to listen for her own good or else she's gonna like hurt herself.
00:26So yeah, like because they're just she eats.
00:29She eats the eating.
00:30She eats such shit.
00:31So hold on one sec.
00:35That's an insult.
00:36I'm good.
00:37What?
00:38All right.
00:39What do you mean?
00:40That's an insult hat.
00:41Yeah.
00:42I mean, that's an insult hat.
00:43You're like, how's the training?
00:44And then I was asking how how your dog's training's going.
00:49Yeah.
00:50I'm wearing a fucking turtle.
00:52What's a turtle?
00:53How's a turtle?
00:54An insult.
00:55Because Dave thinks our turtle, Mr. Pear, has anything to do with Miss Peaches.
00:58It's like totally different fruits.
01:02That's Mr. Pear.
01:03Yeah.
01:04He's a gambling pair.
01:05He's a gambling turtle.
01:06Sorry.
01:07It's a mock.
01:08It's a mockumentary.
01:09It's not a mockumentary.
01:10We're selling these hats.
01:11You have a you have a nonprofit dog.
01:13We have a for profit fucking turtle.
01:15It's a mock.
01:16This fucking company.
01:17That's a mockumentary.
01:18Are you going to get?
01:19Are you going to get another dog?
01:20That's for profit.
01:21I told Kevin, I told Dave he needs to get he needs to get a second dog because he's looking
01:24to get a second dog and just be like this one, like call him like Mr. Monopoly or something
01:29or like a Rockefeller and just be like, this guy's 100 percent going to get profit.
01:35That's it.
01:36He wears a monocle.
01:37Maybe.
01:38But maybe Mr. Pear is more paying homage.
01:40It's not a disrespect.
01:41It's exactly.
01:42No, thank you.
01:43Miss Peaches walk.
01:44So Mr. Pear could run.
01:45Correct.
01:46He's going to he's going to make us money.
01:48It's a mockumentary.
01:49Until you're until you're until your pets start making barstool money, someone's got
01:54to do it.
01:55Yeah, it's it's been from.
01:56I mean.
01:57OK, someone's got to do it.
01:59Someone.
02:00Some.
02:01How's the training going?
02:03Wearing a mockumentary.
02:04I didn't even realize I was wearing this hat.
02:05I couldn't even see you guys.
02:07Yeah, right.
02:08I know you.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Like what?
02:13A turtle.
02:14You want to change my hat?
02:15No, it's just a fucking change.
02:16Yeah.
02:17How does the mockumentary come out, Dan?
02:18Is it a full episodes?
02:20Is it a movie?
02:21Is it a series?
02:22What's it going to be?
02:23Dave thinks Dave's on his fucking island in his compound while we're just trying to we're
02:26trying to monetize pets.
02:28This is like Paranoid Davey when he's like, just to say, oh, yeah, there's no there's
02:32no comparison that Mr. Pear came along 20 minutes after Miss Peaches.
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03:03We can we can talk as much or as little as this.
03:05I'm getting too deep in politics.
03:07I'm infuriated by it.
03:09I just did another rant.
03:10I'm getting the shut up and dribble of basketball.
03:15But it's you, you, you hate Joe Biden.
03:21That's what it comes down to.
03:22I don't know.
03:23No, no, not really.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Well, maybe I hate.
03:26But you're like always gunning for him.
03:27That's it.
03:28It's always like I want him to be accountable at all.
03:31It's not him, actually, that because I don't think he's I think he's been out to lunch.
03:36It's like my dad.
03:38I can't stand my dad.
03:40Yeah.
03:41That's really what it comes down to.
03:42It's my dad.
03:43I need him.
03:44And this is what my last rant was.
03:46I just like it sparked it because Rob Reiner, who makes great movies like Democracy is Saved,
03:52he tweeted that.
03:53It's crazy.
03:54Crazy.
03:55This is that's what's right.
03:57It's like, but if Democrats could just be like, this has been a shit show.
04:02We just hate Trump.
04:04But you can't say Trump's a threat to democracy and then do what's happening.
04:08Correct.
04:09Correct.
04:10It's it's the ultimate hypocrisy.
04:12It's even even the little stuff where they're like, now's the time to have a conversation
04:16about Donald Trump being the oldest man.
04:18Yeah.
04:19Yeah.
04:20What the fuck planet?
04:21Are we on?
04:22I like that move.
04:23But if the oldest guy dies, you know, for being the and how is Biden not as of us recording?
04:28We he hasn't said anything because he's got nothing in his brain, Dave.
04:33The only thing I would say, because I agree with everything you said, but it's more like
04:38what do you think's been going on?
04:39They've been doing this for years.
04:40I know.
04:42It was Bernie in 2016.
04:43I know.
04:44So it runs the same.
04:45And this is also before Trump.
04:46This is Republicans do it, too.
04:47I saw that it was since since 1970 is the first time since 1976, a Clinton, a Biden
04:54or Bush isn't on a ticket.
04:57It's all fucking rigged.
04:58Right.
04:59So fine.
05:00I don't disagree.
05:01I. People, if you speak out against like people like he's Magnus, it's not it's just it's
05:09gone to the point of ridiculousness where I just and it's never going to happen.
05:15Like, I can't get my dad to be like, no, I can't get him to be like, yeah, this is the
05:21craziest thing that's happened in democracy in my lifetime.
05:24It is the way people are getting the vote for the Democratic candidate is insane.
05:29Right.
05:30And you know what they're going to do?
05:32They're going to do the convention.
05:33They're going to put some tomato cans up.
05:35They're probably I wouldn't be shocked if a fucking Abel brothers running up against
05:39Kamala in Chicago.
05:41They're going to they're going to do the tomato can thing and they're going to be like democracy
05:45is saved.
05:47She ran.
05:48She got she got battle tested by running against a bunch of people that were never going to
05:51win.
05:52And hey, we did it the right way.
05:54It's all bullshit.
05:55This candidate was so bad when she ran in 2020.
06:00She dropped out before the first primary.
06:03That's how bad that's how disliked she was in.
06:08As somebody on my side, like I would vote Democrat if a candidate who I liked won, I'd
06:14love that.
06:15But like to shove it down the throat, fine, it is what it is.
06:18But I can't.
06:19I got to log off because it's getting to me.
06:22Yeah.
06:23There's nothing you could do.
06:24There's nothing you could do.
06:25That's that's the most frustrating part.
06:26The two party system, how everything's set up.
06:28It's not up to actually the American people.
06:30And that's the part that's so frustrating.
06:32You just got to remove yourself and be like, fuck it.
06:34I don't care what happens.
06:36But at least we get to say Republicans can at least right now be like we elected.
06:40Yes.
06:41He is our favorite candidate for our side.
06:44We proudly the Democrats can't do that.
06:47The AOC three days ago said it was a coup.
06:52She's like, this is a coup.
06:54It can't happen.
06:55And then three days later, she's like democracy.
06:58It's like, what planet are we on?
07:00It's crazy.
07:01I. I can't take it.
07:04You're too deep in my mind.
07:05Yeah.
07:06And then I get it.
07:07But that's the thing.
07:08That's why I remove myself.
07:09All this stuff, because you just look at it and you're like this, this none of this makes
07:12sense.
07:13People will tell you one thing.
07:14And then if it changes the next day, they'll just tell you a totally different thing.
07:17And it's all bullshit.
07:19That's the game.
07:20All lies.
07:21It's all fucking the deep state and the people who they want in power that they know they
07:24can control.
07:25That's all it comes down to.
07:27The fact that he has not had even just like a two minute.
07:32My fellow Americans, I, you know, I'm dropping out like you're resigning from the fucking
07:39campaign over Twitter.
07:41Do you really?
07:44It's crazy.
07:45It's crazy.
07:46And nothing he made that we may never hear from him.
07:49I mean, well, maybe maybe there's something more going on.
07:51Yeah.
07:52He might be dead for that.
07:53I mean, like, is he going to is he going to be, you know, at the conventions and like,
07:58you know, champion all the people like Obama, Pelosi, Clooney, everyone who they pushed
08:03him down a flight of stairs.
08:05Yes.
08:06They're like, oh, we know we are not going to run.
08:08We're not letting you.
08:09And then they're thrown flowers on them.
08:12It's just it's the coach staying on for the ballgame.
08:15It makes no sense.
08:16Everyone's fucking transferring.
08:17What are we doing?
08:18There's always been a little bit of that, though.
08:20Like you go to, you know, in the primaries, you're like talking shit about them.
08:24And then when it comes time, everyone's on this.
08:26Yes.
08:27But like for the maximum, you didn't let the Democrats vote.
08:32No, there's no way she would have won the nomination if she had to run with non Biden.
08:37It's already been proven out.
08:39But also, if she was out before Iowa, yes, she did.
08:43She didn't make it to Iowa.
08:44Yeah.
08:45It's very tough that like she's been a joke.
08:47The running joke has been that she's, you know, nowhere to be found.
08:51They've been hiding her in the basement, mama, all that shit.
08:54We did it, Joe.
08:55She's been a running joke.
08:57And now it's like she's she takes them down.
09:00She takes down criminals.
09:01Now she's going to take down Trump.
09:02She's a woman.
09:03It's like she's not your woman.
09:04You never said that once until now.
09:07The flip that the media made so fast being like she's she has such an impressive record
09:13and all this stuff.
09:14It's like you guys are just it's all lies.
09:15It's all bullshit.
09:16Oh, well, you know what?
09:17I mean, in the real world, like she does have an impressive record, right?
09:20Attorney general and prosecutors.
09:22She has done impressive stuff.
09:23But no one once talked about that until they were forced to.
09:27And now they're shoving it down our throat.
09:29Right.
09:30Like she was the one we wanted all along.
09:32It's like, no, that's not only that.
09:35She already ran.
09:37There's no world in which she would have been already proved it in 2020.
09:42And that's the part.
09:43And it did happen.
09:44It's burning.
09:45He goes like, yeah, it's just.
09:49But this I. To not be able to pick the candidate, I can't and then have those people say Trump
10:02is the threat to democracy.
10:03It's like, what are you talking about?
10:05That is what they're going to do.
10:06They're going to run a fake like open delegation and be like, we did pick our candidate.
10:12That's exactly what they're going to do.
10:13None of the heavy hitters are going to go up against her.
10:15They're all going to get behind her.
10:17Back to Biden real quick.
10:18We're owed as Americans for Biden to give us one speech completely off the rip.
10:24No teleprompter.
10:25Just see what the fuck he says.
10:26It would be so like, just give it to us.
10:29Give us one where it's just like whatever pops in your head.
10:32He'll be talking about shit from like 50 years ago.
10:35I just want to I want to see it.
10:36Give me an ice cream cone and let him go.
10:38They dumped him on ice cream day.
10:40Yeah, I know.
10:41National ice cream day.
10:43Brutal.
10:44There's ice cream.
10:45You got to be relieved at that point, right?
10:47Like like the way that that was a negotiation.
10:51I don't care what I'm probably not with Joe, probably with Jill and Hunter and whoever.
10:56Like what are you going to do for us behind closed doors to get him if he even knows?
11:00Because I don't know how we haven't seen him yet.
11:02But all this stuff like it doesn't honestly doesn't matter what it's so preposterous.
11:07The parties spin it.
11:09You have the press secretary.
11:10It's that clip.
11:11She's like, all these videos of Joe are deep fakes.
11:14Like he's fine.
11:15Well, you know, yeah, like it erases everything you said.
11:22You're copying to all of it.
11:23Yeah, you just you've lied and everyone's known you've lied.
11:27But it it's just insane.
11:30It's like it's like you were at you were in court, like accused of something and you're
11:34denied, denied, denying.
11:35And then you confess to the crime and you.
11:37But who cares?
11:38We're on to the next.
11:40Yeah.
11:41It is.
11:42But let me ask you this.
11:43If your dad was not your dad, would this be as would this bother you as much?
11:49You weren't him every day.
11:50And Trump, Trump.
11:51I mean, I don't want to read like the text I have with him.
11:57He just leaves me on read when he has no like my last text was, should the American people
12:03be allowed to pick their candidate to run for president?
12:06I've been on read since yesterday for that one.
12:10It's not that complicated.
12:12It's crazy.
12:13I thought I saw Jon Stewart.
12:15I think he was tweeting about him.
12:16He was like legend.
12:17It's just that legend after it happened, it was like legend and he didn't do it a free
12:22will.
12:23No, it is strong armed and, you know, defeatist.
12:28They went to him and they're like, hey, dude, do you want like a presidential library?
12:31Do you want a bunch of money after you?
12:34Whatever you walk away, whatever you want, just fucking get out of here.
12:37Did he say like at least a source or whatever they put out saying like Joe Biden firmly
12:42intends to stick through?
12:44Yeah.
12:45No one.
12:46He had no hours later.
12:47He had no choice.
12:48It was one after another.
12:50You think that's like a good offer or an intimidating offer?
12:55He will get what you get, whatever you want, or like we're going to fucking kill your family
12:59if you don't do this.
13:00No, I think I think they probably gave him what I again, I don't think it's him.
13:04I think it's Jill.
13:05And, and you got to think about it, you're, you are the most, who knows who's actually
13:11making the decisions, the most powerful group of people in the world.
13:16And you're being asked to give that up when the reality of it, like the processes not
13:22changing, they were already making those decisions and you're got to push them out of the way.
13:27And whoever is, it's just whoever is involved, I'm sure they're still with Kamala, but it's
13:32a good deal for them though.
13:35Cause I think he was probably going to lose anyway.
13:36It's like cashing out, you know?
13:38Well that's what happened.
13:39You know, you're going to lose.
13:41I said, they said they, they set him up to be whacked because that debate they had was
13:45the earliest debate by like a century.
13:50So if you had to know that, I know, I know I, I know I've been Jerry pilled, but just
13:57look, look at the last month.
13:59They set him up in a debate.
14:00He fails.
14:01He says, I'm not leaving.
14:04Trump almost gets assassinated.
14:07And then he leaves.
14:08Then he has to leave.
14:09How the fuck does that know?
14:10Just like that.
14:11It's crazy.
14:12I, that's the shit that I feel crazy about, Dave, where I'm like, Oh, well that's off.
14:16Just you got me on the assassination because it was such an incompetent buffoonery.
14:21It's it's.
14:22And it also, the timing, it was a week ago and no one's talking about it.
14:26It's like, wait, that just happened.
14:28They basically were like, Oh, Biden will refuse to get out.
14:30Well, maybe we have another way.
14:31Oh, that didn't work.
14:32Okay.
14:33Now Biden, you got to get out.
14:35It's crazy.
14:36It's one after another.
14:37It just Obama Clooney.
14:40And even the things they say are so ridiculous.
14:44Like a Coney is like, well, I knew like a long time ago he was, it's like, well, what
14:48do you mean you knew a long time ago?
14:50Yeah.
14:51There are people being like, Oh, I saw him six months ago.
14:53He couldn't recognize me.
14:54What the fuck has been, been, are you going to pretend?
14:59I'm like, if I was a diehard Democrat, Trump, Biden supporter, and like, like you have no
15:07shame or self-respect to just pivot to Kamala.
15:10Well, that's what's driving me crazy.
15:12Yeah.
15:13That is what's that is what I can't get away from politics, right?
15:16You just have to be like, it's power, not Trump or him.
15:21It's that combo with the Democrats are supposedly like the tolerant.
15:29And now they're the ones telling me like, shut up, stick to pizza.
15:32It's always been this way.
15:33They had, you remember in 2016 when there was like, remember that hilarious debate where
15:37there were 17 Republican nominees debating and there were fucking five in it for the
15:44Democrats because they had anointed Hillary.
15:46That's what it is.
15:48That's how they run the game.
15:49It's just whatever.
15:50It's frustrating.
15:51Who would you vote for?
15:52Like, is there anybody out there that if they put up, you would be, I'm probably going to
15:58vote for the libertarian guy.
15:59Also, I probably won't vote.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Like, is there a politician out there that I'm like, Oh, this guy, another version of
16:06Trump, someone out, you know, who would you want to run the country?
16:09If you could, a guy, a guy, I always say this, you want to vote for a guy where you don't
16:14know the answer to the question before he speaks like somebody who's like thoughtful
16:18on it doesn't just go straight.
16:20Now you're never going to get, you're never going to get that candidate from these parties.
16:24Like you're never going to find it.
16:25It's a two party system, but they're also a pro choice Republican.
16:29They just put everyone in a box and you can't, you can't, there's there's so many of us that
16:35are sitting right in the middle that have common sense and are like, Hey, some of what
16:39you say is crazy.
16:40Some of what you say is crazy.
16:41Why can't someone be in the middle?
16:43Just like, Hey, this people want to just live their life, be happy, be left alone.
16:48And like, where is that?
16:50My answer for everything is Charles Barkley.
16:52He's like my answer.
16:54He's literally my answer for everything.
16:56It's like, I never think he answers anything other than what he thinks is the right answer
17:01to the question.
17:02And it can be politics.
17:04One second.
17:05He may trash somebody on the left, the right.
17:06That's what you want.
17:07You don't want it, but the whole thing's broke.
17:11I got to get rid of the two parties, but I don't think you can crazy trenched and there's
17:15lobbyists and like, but they would never allow true democracy when there's two parties, not
17:22true democracy.
17:23What's the show?
17:24What's the show with the crazy guy who was like, uh, Kevin Spacey, House of Cards, House
17:30of Cards.
17:31Yeah, this is how he is.
17:32The cards.
17:33Right.
17:34Like as soon as you start, that was, it was an independent that was gaining steam.
17:36We get pushed in front of a house, a car, house of cards meets Veep.
17:40It's literally that there's so many jobs, so much power, so much everything.
17:45And who, like if it switches to Republicans, the government, you're, you're out of a job
17:51and people are quite literally willing to do anything.
17:54And it sucks.
17:56And who would ever want to be a politician?
17:58That's the great Trump.
17:59Why would you want that?
18:02Impressive people are like, I'm going to go be a billionaire in like Silicon Valley rather
18:07than do this job where I might get my head blown off and half the country hates me.
18:11And I'm aging, like, you know, a fucking, I'm about to die.
18:14It's all, I've said it a million times, a rich, a rich person who doesn't own a sports
18:19team.
18:20I do not trust.
18:22Cooler than being president.
18:23Winning a fucking Lombardi.
18:24That's cool.
18:25Yeah.
18:26It's like the old gladiator, the original gladiator.
18:28When he's like Maximus, you got to like take over Rome.
18:31He's like, I don't want to.
18:32He's like, that's why I got to like, right.
18:35Anybody who wants that power is this includes Trump is like, you got to be like a narcissist.
18:41Like why would you want that?
18:44I still always feel like Trump didn't actually, I feel like he doesn't really care about being
18:51president except winning and it's grudge.
18:53Yeah.
18:54I don't think he gives a fuck about policies and, and all that shit.
18:57So when you are a lame duck, like when you can't run again, it would be, I don't know.
19:02It's interesting to see what will happen when there won't be another election for him to
19:05win next time.
19:06Like if he really gives a fuck, I don't think he cares about this shit.
19:11If he beats Kamala, is he the Gino Ariema of politics?
19:15What does that mean?
19:16He can only beat women.
19:17Maybe.
19:18Just asking.
19:19Just asking.
19:20Maybe he's gonna, I mean, if he probably, when I should say when he beats her, he's
19:26going to just like, he does not take the higher.
19:29I thought there was a chance that maybe with Biden, he's like, all right, he's not my enemy
19:32anymore.
19:33Oh, this is going to be fireworks in every, everyone sucks in election year.
19:38I feel like the complaints just in everyday life just ratchet up and people are so fucking
19:43annoying.
19:44It's the worst.
19:47Jerry was right.
19:48Yeah.
19:49Jerry's right.
19:50Uh, it's crazy.
19:51It just crazy.
19:52Um, what else do we have on this USA versus South Sudan?
19:55What is it?
19:56South Sudan?
19:57Is that who?
19:58Yeah.
19:59Yeah.
20:00How did this happen?
20:01Good program.
20:02We're all day.
20:03We're all day.
20:04Made that program crazy.
20:05He did.
20:06Yeah.
20:07But how did it like, well, I don't understand, dude, the rest of the world is just catching
20:13up.
20:14Maybe we, we underestimate and it's always coaching and team basketball.
20:21Well, I saw a post that said, uh, it was like, I love, I love this because even though USA
20:28is so star studded, when, when the game was on the line, you learn the hierarchy real
20:33fast.
20:34And that the, again, the final few minutes, it was being run through LeBron and, and Steph
20:39Curry, like down the stretch, but like they played like shit except Curry was playing
20:44bad.
20:45And it was almost like, I think it's the opposite of that is that we're like hanging on to those
20:48guys when it's kind of what Embiid said.
20:50I mean, I don't really think LeBron's that old where it's the point where it's like,
20:53don't play him, but it's not quite the same as it's not.
20:56I don't think what people made it out to be of like this juggernaut team.
20:59I think it's the world has caught up and they're, you know, they're meeting in the middle a
21:03little more.
21:04The world catches up and we get a little bit old and it's a different story.
21:06I may be making this up, but I feel like whenever USA basketball has a struggle like this, they
21:11struggle throughout.
21:12They don't just shake it off.
21:13Yeah, no, it's not like, oh, this is a one.
21:16They win the next, next a hundred games by 60.
21:19They could be in real trouble.
21:20I have two things for you, Dave.
21:21One, you might have to get your, you might have to dip your blog pen this afternoon.
21:26Unbelievable clip.
21:27I'm so happy you haven't seen it because I have to explain to you and you're going to
21:30laugh so hard.
21:31At the end of USA practice, they do a competition where they do a free throw competition with
21:37your off hand.
21:40LeBron won.
21:41LeBron says that he writes with his left, so he was shooting free throws with his right.
21:47What he's been shooting with for 40 fucking years.
21:50Wait a minute.
21:51Shooting right.
21:52Everyone else was shooting with their left.
21:54He's like, I'm a natural.
21:55So he lied and said I'm a lefty so that he can shoot his right.
21:59Wait, wait, wait.
22:00So my off hand is my right.
22:02Did he?
22:03That's crazy.
22:04Wait, did he?
22:05And he crowned himself.
22:06LeBron James is claiming he is a natural lefty.
22:09Natural lefty.
22:10I don't know, Dave.
22:11He looked like he was taking it seriously.
22:12He crowned himself at the end.
22:13I'll send you the clip.
22:14It was crazy.
22:15I got to give him enough credit that he's joking.
22:16I don't know, Dave.
22:17It was crazy.
22:18I saw it and I was like, Dave, if Dave hasn't seen this, I can't wait to tell him about
22:19it.
22:20That was my.
22:21That would be, you know, if we did a free throw kind, I could see Dave being like, no,
22:22no, no.
22:23I'm a natural righty.
22:24I'm shooting lefty because everyone's just shooting weird shots with their left off the
22:25bank.
22:26And he's just up there.
22:27I mean, maybe he's such a bad guy.
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23:33What about like the winner takes all match?
23:34That would ... That's like Boys in the Boat.
23:35You've seen Boys in the Boat?
23:36The JV team beats the A-Team and they go to the Olympics.
23:41The Olympic team should be the WNBA all-star's that didn't make the team.
23:45Again, there might be some for round on it.
23:47I've done a little bit of research speaking WNBA.
23:51Marbury, the girl on the sky who requested a trade like the best player out of there,
23:56what happened there?
23:57frozen. He froze. There's rumors that maybe the locker room chemistry on that team. You
24:09don't say Kennedy Carter and Angel Reese. You don't say there's some, some up somebody
24:15on that team may be upset that they don't try to win and just feed the ball to get double
24:19double machine. I don't know. It was interesting. Have you watched a lot of those compilations
24:23of all of, uh, her missus dimes where the, her, uh, or passes. Yeah, she's up for MVP.
24:30She's playing so good. All right. You can come back down. Last one. Jake Paul. I don't
24:34know what's going on with that trade request. I'll have to look into it. Jake Paul. I, and
24:39she was traded Jake Paul. Uh, I didn't watch this fight. Mike Perry seems like a tough
24:44guy. I did get a kick out at a Connor McGregor after fired Mike Perry from brass knuckles,
24:51bare knuckles, bare knuckles. Brass would be something bare knuckles for losing. Um,
24:55hold on the juice head to call, call Jake Paul juice head, which is very funny. I, yeah.
25:02Coming from Connor. Right. I give Jake Paul again, the most credit the world. He, I thought
25:09the train was over. I don't know if anyone watched it or they made money. The Tyson things
25:13down the road. Maybe. I don't know how, how it, but he's trends. Number one, he, the fact
25:20that he keeps this train going, despite losing the fury who Dan and I both say can't fight
25:25the younger one. Good for him. I don't know how he does it, but everyone's talking about
25:29him. Do you know what the numbers are? I don't. Cause like, I feel like it, it trends and
25:34we talk about it, but at this point, never in a million years would I watch another one?
25:39Unless it's like a huge name. Like I don't give a fuck about him fighting Mike Perry.
25:43This was supposed to be the Tyson one. Yeah. Yeah. No, I don't care about him fighting
25:46at all. I don't even want to see like Tyson watches on Netflix. I'm not like, but he just
25:52keeps the, the pushing that, uh, like the skincare. Yeah. It's like a cologne body wash,
26:00whatever the fuck that is. Yeah. I don't know. It just, it, I, I thought this train would have
26:06ended a long time ago. Yeah. That's all I got. The British open, uh, Xander, uh, anything else?
26:16Um, I got half, I got half the, the Chicago office working on Doug's. It's like a dream
26:22come true. I've seen this guy. I got the whole, I got a whole crew just like training me and
26:27making plays. It's, it's kind of a funny, like the world is, is burning. Politics are everywhere.
26:33And then if you come inside these walls, it's just like, I got Nicky smokes and memes and
26:38fucking Blutman just sitting here, just like drilling me on plays. What happened to your
26:43Nicky smokes, NHL investigation? Do I haven't heard back since we donated maybe the money
26:49hopefully helped it. We donate 50 that cancer charity. So, but wait, we haven't done a rundown
26:55since captain Dave. I just want to make sure you're yeah. Did you see the, did you see,
27:00did you see the image of the Harbor, Kevin? What do you mean the image? Someone, someone's tagged
27:06me a tweet of the Google image of the Harbor. It's like how, how, how wide open and big it is,
27:11Dan, how it was so far away from being out in the ocean. Do this. Let me tell you this. I'm
27:18going to send it to you, Kevin. You, you need to look at it. It's so funny. That proves you firing
27:24a flare in the, in the Harbor, in the Marina is maybe the funniest thing you've ever done.
27:31Pentagon didn't know you were doing there, right? That was not like,
27:34no, you think I was shooting a, well, let me, let me answer it this way.
27:40There was no one else on the boat with me. No one would have known if I shot a flare or didn't.
27:44So I certainly could have lied about it. If that was the intention I was doing it because I was
27:49lost at sea and the Pentagon certainly didn't think it was funny when they were asked about it.
27:54It was crazy. That was, I mean, look at this, look at this image. I just sent you. This is
27:59the thing that he's like the, the, the land that like keeps you in that he's in there.
28:04It's impossible for him to go anywhere. What are you talking about around? You would eventually
28:13just hit another, another more in the Marina. I would have maybe been shipwrecked. I maybe
28:20it would have been out as, I don't know what the best thing like a kiddie pool.
28:25What are you talking about? The Harbor is a dangerous place.
28:29Have you ever seen jobs when the great white is in the Harbor?
28:35Oh man. How quick did you, I will say I, I find I've had probably 15 to 20
28:43uh, people be like, captain, my captain yells at me.
28:50Yeah. I think captain Dave in, in terms of your characters is way at the top of the list.
28:56Yeah. I mean, the fact that it was a girl, it was like a little girl in a row boat
29:00came in. Yeah. Well, I never said I was my third time as a captain. There's people who live here
29:09year round. They're more comfortable on the sea than they are on land. This was one of those
29:14people. She was like basically half fish. It's an island. There was no coast guard.
29:22What would have been plan B just yell? Cause there's about a thousand boats sitting right
29:27Dan. I was screaming and waving a black rope like a lasso. Nobody saw it. I, uh,
29:34I really didn't want to abandon ship, but you would have just had to jump in,
29:38swim away and buy a new boat. Whatever. See, like, I don't know where that boat went.
29:41I'm never talking about insurance fraud. Blow that thing. All right. Okay. I'm sure
29:49your insurance company loves that. You're in that story of you on the boat. All right.