Amnesia_ Zombie Escape [Custom Story] Part 3 - FLYING JESUS
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Transcript
00:00ahhhh man why
00:03why oh why will they put a lever
00:06if it doesn't do anything
00:10does not compute
00:13ceiling does not compute
00:18I solved it
00:21I did it, it was right there
00:30It goes down after a while?
00:36That's what she said.
00:37Oh man, that was the best one in a long time.
00:41That was a good one.
00:46Um, yeah.
00:48It's still there.
00:50That's what, anyway.
00:53Come on!
00:57Come on!
00:59Hint me something!
01:05Why?
01:07Why?
01:13Is it down now?
01:17I don't even know...
01:19It does.
01:21Maybe I can leave now.
01:24Epic jump, epic jump.
01:27Nope.
01:29Of course not.
01:31What does it do?
01:33Why doesn't it tell me?
01:35Sad face.
01:37I'm bringing you with me.
01:39Actually, no.
01:41Come on.
01:54Please.
01:56Please, pretty please.
02:02Why do I keep walking in there?
02:04Why?
02:08Okay, let's go in here.
02:11Pull up the lever.
02:13Or down, maybe.
02:22Come on!
02:28Uh-huh.
02:29Stay.
02:33Now.
02:34Now it'll work, I promise.
02:37It doesn't work!
02:41Aw, man.
02:46I'm running out of ideas.
02:49Whoa.
02:52Yeah, I need to end it here, because otherwise I'll never figure it out.
02:58I'll be right back.
03:01The fuck back?
03:03To some amnesia.
03:06Zombie escape!
03:08I know what to do now.
03:11I'm supposed to rob the dildo.
03:14Rob it, thank you.
03:16And then...
03:19Nope.
03:20No.
03:21No, not there.
03:22Here.
03:23Good.
03:24Whoa!
03:25Whoa, penis!
03:30How the fuck did I miss that?
03:32I watched someone else do this.
03:34Oh my god.
03:36Yeah, anyway, you can move this fucking bookshelf.
03:40And doesn't it make sense that you pull here to move the bookshelf?
03:43Just saying.
03:44Anyway.
03:45I'm not pissed or anything.
03:47Yeah, let's go.
03:49And yeah, now we can use the key.
03:51Pretty fucking new.
03:54Fucking come at me, bro, I'm not scared anymore.
03:57Okay, I'm running out of oil, I'm scared.
03:59Crap.
04:00Oh wait, I have oil, thank god.
04:02Oof.
04:04You better open.
04:05Yes, thank you.
04:06Presents.
04:07No problem.
04:08I've been here before.
04:10Help.
04:11Fuck you.
04:15Oh, I thought his face was at the wall.
04:17I thought it was pretty...
04:19Tiny penis.
04:20Anyway.
04:23Not good.
04:24Bad.
04:29Pretty cozy.
04:31See, you gotta be optimistic.
04:32Blue light is pretty fucking cozy.
04:35Alright, find this.
04:37Oh, nope.
04:38Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
04:40Let's go.
04:41Heyo.
04:42I hate opening these, there's...
04:46Don't rape me, bro, please.
04:47I just wanna go and say...
04:53Why doesn't it open?
05:02Open, open, open, open, open, why doesn't it open?
05:17Why didn't it open?
05:19Any fucking retard can do this.
05:22Oh, man.
05:26Closing the door after me now.
05:29Ah, now the creepy part happened.
05:34Can't be something I missed.
05:40Must be swift.
05:44Why?
05:45Why do you hate me so much?
05:48Why do you hate me?
05:52Oh, my...
05:54Ah, come on.
05:56This is so retarded.
06:01Come at me, bro.
06:02Come at me.
06:04I fucking dare you.
06:09Let's do this.
06:10As if he could break this.
06:13As fucking if.
06:19What is this?
06:20What is this?
06:26Why are you impossible to...
06:33Ah, don't go anywhere.
06:36Fucking webcam.
06:37Sorry.
06:38I don't even know if you can see me.
06:42Was it you?
06:45What did I ever do to you?
06:48Meanie.
06:51It's so...
06:53stupid.
07:00Here's your poop bucket.
07:07Is this a use something?
07:10Why...
07:12are you doing this to me?
07:13Why?
07:15Oh, I know.
07:17No, that can't be right.
07:19But we could try, I guess.
07:21Maybe I have to pull that lever, you know?
07:23Because that really didn't do anything.
07:27No, I'm stuck.
07:30No, I'm not.
07:32Physics.
07:33This is where you push.
07:40Yes.
07:41Thank you.
07:43Get out of the way.
07:47I'm out of oil.
07:50And I'm getting pissed at this fucking mod.
07:52Full of glitches and penises.
07:57Let's run for it.
07:58Ah, it didn't work.
08:08He's covered with a bed again.
08:11Why didn't he show up this time?
08:13Only the first time?
08:16That doesn't make any sense.
08:20Why do you hate me so much?
08:22Okay, let's just...
08:23put things...
08:24between us...
08:25apart...
08:26and open this.
08:27Is this like the...
08:28freaking lever that didn't do anything?
08:31I think it is.
08:33They're just fucking with me.
08:35But I...
08:36for some...
08:41Oh wait, this is working.
08:42Good.
08:44I was getting worried there.
08:50Okay, let's do it.
08:55Don't tell me I picked the wrong room.
08:56I'm such a retard.
09:05Now...
09:06if you don't open...
09:08I might have to kill something.
09:12The controls are so retarded.
09:14Open.
09:15Oh, man.
09:16Ah, I finally did it.
09:18Where the fuck am I?
09:20What is this?
09:21Am I in an asshole?
09:23I think this is what an asshole looks like.
09:25I can't move anyway.
09:26Oh, I have to crouch.
09:33That's fine.
09:35It's pretty dark.
09:37I think that...
09:40Oh, there's...
09:41no way I can get out of here.
09:42I can't get out.
09:44Oh, there's...
09:45nope.
09:46Nothing there.
09:48Why would they even do that?
09:51I don't know.
09:53Let's go.
09:55I'm not on fire today.
09:57Definitely not.
09:59But we're making progress.
10:04Uh-huh.
10:08This is pretty fucked up.
10:10Uh-huh.
10:15Some oil would be fantastic right now.
10:19There's a door, which I can't even see.
10:34Uh-huh.
10:39What is this?
10:45I really can't see shit.
10:50Uh-huh.
10:52Another one of those.
10:54Probably doesn't do anything as usual.
10:58I thought I did something.
10:59Holy shit.
11:03Yeah!
11:04Stairs!
11:05I really don't see anything.
11:08Oh, here it goes.
11:11Whoa!
11:13Water.
11:17That helped.
11:19I still don't see anything.
11:26Oh, there's a room down here?
11:29Oh, it's a door.
11:31Huh?
11:33Oh!
11:34Oh!
11:35Oh!
11:36Oh!
11:37What the fuck was that?
11:44Oh my god!
11:47Oh, no!
11:49A friend told me about this.
11:50He was like,
11:51Just wait for flying Jesus.
11:52And I guess I was flying Jesus.
11:58Whoa!
11:59Bad.
12:03Oh!
12:04Flying Jesus again!
12:07Oh, he's after me.
12:10Oh, flying Jesus.
12:11Why would you do this to me?
12:14Flying Jesus.
12:18Oh, man.
12:19Just don't do that again.
12:21What is up with this room?
12:22There's nothing in here.
12:26There's something in the ground?
12:27There's something in the ground?
12:28I can barely fucking see anything.
12:31Oh my god.
12:34You better not make any move on me, flying Jesus.
12:42So...
12:47I can't see shit!
12:49What?
12:56All these places that has nothing in them.
12:59Whoa!
13:08I went in here, right?
13:10Yeah.
13:12I'm surprised I'm not insane yet.
13:15Let's get...
13:16Gotta make sure I didn't miss anything.
13:28No, we're good.
13:30Okay, let's get out of here.
13:32Jesus.
13:38If I move this, though.
13:41From here...
13:43From here...
13:44Nope!
13:45We're definitely done here.
13:47Just flying Jesus attacks.
13:55Let's get back.
13:58That was fun.
14:00Not really.
14:02But anyway.
14:10So, yeah.
14:11Oh, here we go.
14:13Oil, thank you.
14:15I really needed that.
14:21Let's break stuff.
14:22Oh, I can't!
14:23They're just there, hovering.
14:25Makes sense.
14:27I mean, I have hovering bottles at my place, too.
14:30Everyone has hovering bottles.
14:36Oh, come on.
14:38Oh, here we go.
14:39It's time to mix stuff.
14:41But I'm missing something.
14:45What am I missing?
14:47Why can't I use it that way?
14:48Which freaking way do you want me to use it?
14:54Let's go there.
14:55I have to turn it on first.
15:02I have to turn these on first.
15:07I have no idea what's going on.
15:12What is that?
15:14Okay, I'm taking a break now.
15:16I don't even know if you can see me.
15:18Bye!