Amnesia- NEW MONSTER ;_; - Library of Alexandria

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Transcript
00:00How's it going, bros and brudas? My name is PewDiePie!
00:04And yeah, we're gonna play Library of Alexandria today.
00:08I don't know the story about that old library and all that kind of stuff, but I guess it's pretty good.
00:13I guess it could be pretty good, yes.
00:15As always, start my videos with a loading screen, because I'm too lazy to edit out stuff.
00:24I mean, what do you want me to do?
00:26Fuck, it's so slow. Just because I said it.
00:29Not responding? Boom.
00:32This is a great start of the video.
00:35Great start.
00:37Oh, there we go.
00:38I'm pumped.
00:40Oh, barrels.
00:42I've been walking these corridors for what seems like days.
00:47When shall I arrive?
00:49When shall I arrive, eh?
00:51I don't know either, buddy.
00:52I don't know either, buddy.
00:54My colleague, Mr. Walker, has begun the excavation without me.
00:58I fear that he is in desperate need of help.
01:00Okay.
01:02That would make sense.
01:03Actually, I have no idea what he's talking about.
01:05Mr. Walker, I'm here!
01:07Open up!
01:08OPEN UP!
01:09Sorry, I'm doing my own version.
01:11Hahaha.
01:19Oh.
01:21Look at this.
01:23Look at this.
01:25Look.
01:27Can't go there.
01:29Sad face.
01:31Well, someone made a mess.
01:34Apparently, me looking at maps is too much.
01:37Hahaha.
01:38Alright.
01:39Starting off pretty-
01:40Oh.
01:41What's going on here?
01:42July 17th.
01:43This is truly a marvelous place.
01:45It is the first to arrive at almost every passable block by the Rocks of Canaan.
01:48It has taken some time, but it takes a day to buy a pair of library.
01:51Can't wait for you to arrive after learning for over a season.
01:55But, uh, tolling and, uh, yeah.
01:57That's a pretty good story.
01:59Oh.
02:01Let's see what this says.
02:04Yeah!
02:05Yeah!
02:06Yeah!
02:07Hahaha.
02:08Oh, man.
02:09This is awesome!
02:10Yes!
02:11Hello.
02:12Finally, you can pick these up.
02:13It's so stupid.
02:14I didn't even notice.
02:15Oh.
02:16Oh.
02:17Oh.
02:18Oh.
02:19Oh.
02:20Oh.
02:21Oh.
02:22Oh.
02:23Oh.
02:24Oh.
02:25Oh.
02:26Oh.
02:27Oh.
02:28Oh.
02:29Oh.
02:30Oh.
02:31Oh.
02:32This is stupid.
02:33Again.
02:34Oh, man.
02:35It's so dark, though.
02:36Is it upstairs or downstairs I'm going?
02:37It's so hard to tell.
02:38Oh.
02:39Oh.
02:40Oh.
02:41Oh.
02:42Oh.
02:43Oh.
02:44Oh.
02:45Oh.
02:46Oh.
02:47Oh.
02:48Oh.
02:49Oh.
02:50Oh.
02:51Oh.
02:52Oh.
02:53Oh.
02:54Oh.
02:55Oh.
02:56Oh.
02:57Oh.
02:58Oh.
02:59Oh.
03:00Oh.
03:01It's not funny walker, it's not, it's not funny, you're not fooling anyone, ah, ah what the fuck, stop doing that, I don't even know, what is this, I got a grey staff, don't fuck with me I got a grey staff
03:29Okay, actually I don't know what I do with this
03:32The tablet is the solar system
03:36There appears to be two orbits, the primary and secondary, with the primary being closest to the sun
03:44Okay, so that's a puzzle
03:47That's a puzzle, but I missed my book, actually no, my, ah fuck, don't scare me like that
03:55Okay, what is this, the sun is the center of everything
04:02Good fucking thing I lost my playmobil thingy, what is this anyway
04:08Found a letter, haha, August 20th, I talked to the cloak man again, he told me the great things, the stone, the stone, the stone, the stone
04:19Wow, that, I wanna meet that guy, he seems like a pretty cool guy
04:22But, okay, we're gonna walk past these
04:33Here and here we have Mars is lesser, so I would assume these are the planets, they are saying, this could be the planets
04:44What is this, what is this, hello, the primary is in its position
04:53Eclipse, Venus, invert, secondary, secondary, secondary
05:04Can I put these here
05:09Oh, look at that, I got one, maybe you go here
05:16Nope, did nothing
05:19That turned into something else
05:22Ah, what about this
05:28And the moon is like here
05:31Now what, do I win, nope, I didn't win, but I know this one is correct
05:38Cause this is glowing and shit
05:41Do I have to find all of these, holy shit, no way, no way I can find all of them
05:50Mars is lesser, what does less mean, I mean I know what, what is this
05:58It's usually stuff like beneath the boxes sometimes, we gotta do this, we gotta do it for science
06:04We gotta do this, we gotta do it for science
06:11Are you already sitting there, it's obvious
06:15I don't think it's that obvious, I know
06:20I don't fucking think it's that obvious
06:23Where's Stefano though, fucking lamps and shit, no Stefano, really, really, really, okay
06:31Okay, two orbs is a primary, secondary
06:47I guess I just have to solve the puzzle
06:56Fuck, I can't solve this puzzle
06:59It's impossible
07:04So that was incorrect
07:11That was incorrect too, should we cheat
07:15Okay, after not cheating or anything
07:19Don't suspect me cheating, I think this is here
07:23And I think this is here
07:25This is here
07:27And I think this is here
07:30Do I win, where's my cookie
07:32Give me my cookie
07:34I get cookies all day
07:37I get cookies all night
07:40I think that's alright
07:42Sorry, actually I'm not sorry
07:45You better enjoy my singing bitch
07:48Oh man, look at the time
07:51It's so late, how long did I stay up last night
07:55That's sweet
07:59Alright
08:01Alright
08:03Let's try this
08:05Aww, it never works anymore
08:09It was so awesome
08:14Can't open these apparently
08:26What do you want me to do
08:30It's raining, I don't want to go outside
08:39Oh, there's nothing
08:43Let's see what this does
08:51Hello
08:52Did nothing
08:54You did nothing
08:57This is obnoxious clock
09:06Yep, we have nothing
09:16Come on
09:18What is this, beautiful
09:22I don't know what to do
09:26He's so handsome, I wish I had his beard, it's so beautiful
09:34I'm a genius
09:36I'm a genius
09:37I threw at this window
09:39Oh fuck, it actually worked
09:40I thought I threw it at the window
09:42I thought I threw it at the window
09:44Okay, maybe I didn't throw it at the window
09:48I shouldn't have just jumped out
09:49I should have thought about that for a couple more seconds I think
09:56Man eludes the police
09:59No, newspaper kills me
10:08Wait, I was supposed to die
10:11Are you kidding me
10:14I don't even like kittens, come on
10:16Mushrooms, they're so...
10:20Mushrooms
10:26What is this, so beautiful
10:31So beautiful
10:36I agree with you
10:38I don't like the fucking clock
10:40Is that you Major Walker
10:43I think that is Walker
10:45Oh the fuck
10:46What the fuck
10:59I did nothing
11:16Fall before the wicked
11:18And all creation
11:20Shall tremble
11:21Before the burning
11:23Standards of hell
11:25Woah, what the fuck
11:27Did he just falcon punch me
11:30I don't like being falcon punched
11:33Alright, I just woke up
11:34See, no problem
11:36Evil shit, blah blah blah
11:39No problem, really
11:41Maybe a little problem
11:42I had to leave this place
11:44But I just entered
11:46Oh come on
11:49Good job opening the gate of evil
11:51And then you just go in
11:55The fuck
12:01Nice monster
12:03Nice monster
12:05I don't want anything
12:06I just wanna get out of here
12:12What
12:17No, no, no, no, no
12:20It says what
12:25You can do this, Pewdie
12:27You can fucking do this
12:29Oh man
12:30This is not my good face right now
12:32This is my fucking scared face
12:35Oh, hello
12:38Nope
12:39Nope, nope, nope
12:42I think I'll go over here
12:43Actually, I'll dive down to your tea party
12:48Maybe
12:50Fuck, there's totally something there
12:56Motherfucking penis
13:11Okay, we're good
13:12We're good
13:13He doesn't see me
13:15Even though he's right fucking there
13:17I'm not scared
13:18I'm just gonna go over here
13:20Go
13:24Oh man
13:25Oh fuck, it's a fucking dead end
13:27Oh, this is fantastic
13:29Yep, I'm screwed
13:31I've never been this screwed in my entire life
13:33Oh, okay, stairs
13:35Fucking love stairs
13:36Oh man
13:37Stairs are so awesome
13:38Okay
13:40Stop breathing
13:42Stop breathing loud
13:43Okay, stairs are awesome
13:46Oh, you have got to be
13:49Oh, no
13:51I don't want to go back there
13:53Please
13:57Okay, let's just take it slowly
14:03Maybe there's more doors down here
14:07Oh, come on
14:10Okay, we can go here
14:12Well, that doesn't seem very nice though
14:13But whatever
14:14It has naked guys
14:15It's kinda cool
14:17His penis is in his stomach for some reason
14:20I don't know who
14:22Who made that, but
14:24Yeah, that's definitely a penis in his stomach
14:28Oh man
14:31Oh, fucking man
14:33Ah, Mr. Stone
14:34Don't talk to me right now
14:35I'm busy, okay
14:38Okay, dead end
14:39Another dead end
14:40Taking you with me
14:41Well, even though I can't
14:42But, okay
14:43I can't, apparently
14:45I really was excited to bring
14:50Mr. Stone with me
14:51But, whatever
14:54What the fuck is this?
14:56You are the carrier
15:00Ah, come on
15:02So, I'm doing
15:03No
15:04Don't blame this on me
15:07Don't
15:08Don't put this on me
15:10I heard you scrawling
15:12Along the halls, Robert
15:13I tried calling for you
15:14But he cut my tongue, Robert
15:17I'm so sorry
15:18For the safety of our world
15:20He can never leave this place
15:22He forced me to swallow the key
15:24To the door above
15:25I don't know why I'm afraid
15:27I love you, Robert
15:29I love you, Robert
15:31So
15:33We touch his stuff
15:34And we get
15:35Maybe the key
15:39You like that?
15:40You like that, Robert?
15:41You like when I touch your penis?
15:43Oh, wait, there's one there, too
15:45I think he prefers this one
15:50You like that?
15:51Huh?
15:52You like that?
15:54No, but seriously
15:55Robert
15:56Stop trolling
16:01Oh, fuck
16:03Uh-huh
16:05I gotcha
16:08I freakin' gotcha
16:11Oh, we're back here
16:13There's the freakin' ghosts in here
16:15It's all scary
16:17I don't like that monster
16:25Why?
16:26What do you want from me?
16:29I'm not supposed to
16:31I'm not supposed to
16:33Let's do this, buddy
16:34I know you like me
16:36I know you care
16:39Yes!
16:40Come here!
16:41You little
16:43I'm sorry, bro
16:47You shouldn't have screamed
16:49You shouldn't have fuckin' screamed
16:54I picked up the key
16:56Why you scream, bro?
16:57Why you scream on me?
16:58I hate screaming
16:59Okay
17:00I'm just gonna get the fuck out of this place
17:02And I'll see that fuckin' ghost later
17:06What an idiot ghost
17:08Oh, the door is open now, anyway
17:13Oh, man
17:15This sounds too
17:24What do you want from me?
17:25What do you want from me?
17:26Okay, we got out
17:28Oh, man
17:29Oh, man
17:32Fuckin' ghost, man
17:38Okay, that was the library of Alexandria
17:40Hope you enjoyed
17:42That was like
17:43Fuck this fuckin' sound
17:44Jesus Christ
17:49It was more moody scary than jump scary
17:52For once
17:53I'm used to jump scares nowadays
17:55But that was actually really scary, I think
17:58Anyway
17:59Leave a thumbs up
18:00And I'll see you tomorrow
18:19Oh, fuck no
18:23Oh, fuck no
18:24Oh, fuck no
18:25Oh, fuck no

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