DRАGULА S02Е06 (2017)
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00:00Extend your arms as far as you can and make a big swinging axe movement.
00:30That's right. Chop, chop, chop their heads off. Chop, chop and feel the burn in those biceps.
00:40Now get those knives up ladies. Stab to the left. Good. Now stab to the right. Back to the left.
00:50Stab, stab, stab and stab. Stab, stab, stab and stab. Now kick, kick, kick in all their ugly
01:04little faces. Now bring your hands together in front of you in a choking motion. Hold this pose
01:11and squeeze your hands together like you're crushing someone's throat. That's it. Good job.
01:20Now we're going to run in place. Pretend you just burned your enemy's house down and you're
01:25just casually running from the cops. Let's get that heart rate up and escape justice all at the
01:32same time. Oh it's a great warm-up. Let's get to it. You know what's sad? I mean it's like no matter
01:47what we do for these girls they will never ever be as fit and as beautiful as we are. God I know
01:53they are especially ugly this year. You know a boring disaster may actually have a little bit
01:57of hope but James, her face could stop a fucking train. And bitch, I mean that smell of hers. It
02:05is a nightmare and not in a good way. They're so hideous none of them are ever gonna get a
02:11boyfriend I'm telling you. You know if Laura even made one up. No. Yes she did. She's oh my
02:17boyfriend did this and that. Total fabrication. Sherry no. That is sad. You know even though they
02:31are ugly and they deserve to be alone I feel kind of bad for them. Like I want to do something nice
02:37make them feel pretty or something even if it's like only for an hour.
02:42I've got it. Let's give them a make-believe wedding. Oh what a great idea. I love it.
02:49With a cake and a gown and everything. No photographer. I don't want to damage any equipment.
02:54Adriel get your fat ass over here. Bring me that phone. We have a wedding to plan.
03:03It's so crazy. It was a lot this week. I don't know they put us through it last week in the middle of the woods.
03:27I'm just sad they didn't give us a cup of tea with the tea. You know what I mean? I really
03:30want to talk about some tea. They said we weren't fishy. I know. I thought we were pretty fishy last
03:35week. Um but speaking of fishy I'm pretty sure it had to have been Abora that went home. It seemed
03:41like she was on the outs there. She was caught in a deception. But then again like I feel Erica
03:48didn't transform all the way. Like Abora like totally broke down the character. Abora was a
03:53new person but Erica was just herself toned down. She wasn't fishy at all. Yeah that's the thing.
03:58So it definitely is down between them two. Victoria was there for the good old rad I feel
04:02honestly. She'll be here. Right. She'll light herself on fire again. I'm gonna put you on the
04:06lie detector. Who do you want? Who were you hoping went home? Just based on energy in the room because
04:12I'm all about having a good time and it's not just because of her coming at me earlier. It's
04:17just honestly Abora. But that polygraph was so intense. That room was everybody was on edge. Oh
04:23oh look at Vicky. Look what the cat drug in. Hey baby welcome back. We missed you.
04:32Give me a hug. We were expecting to see you. Oh yeah. Yeah for sure. Still I was nervous as
04:39shit. But you came out of your box. They loved that. They were waiting for that. And you were
04:42a woman. I felt good about last week's performance. So do you think it's Abora or Erica? Who do you
04:49think it's gonna be? Yeah. I really think it's Abora. I really feel like it's her. The only
04:53thing though that Erica said that was like iffy is the fact that they're like do you think you're
04:57gonna win this? And she said no. Yeah. So that could be like the one thing. I mean if you don't
05:03think you can win you shouldn't be here. Right. That's it. If you don't think you're gonna win
05:06this why are you here? Whoa. Oh shit. Oh my god. Oh I guess it really does pay to lie. Very
05:13unexpected. I was disappointed not to see Erica return. I thought she deserved another chance
05:18when Abora's been given so many. My video game sister is gone and Abora's still here. It's
05:25bittersweet and sad to see Erica go but I'm excited what Abora's gonna bring this week.
05:30Um yeah I was just as surprised as you are. So how are you feeling? When I got the call to come back
05:37I like fell to the floor like I couldn't believe that they were gonna give me another second chance.
05:45Um I ran it over and over my head and it just made more sense for Erica to stay.
05:51I had packed up in my mind and then I just got that call and immediately
06:00right back into work. So moving forward just the same fire as I came in. Yeah. But not with
06:06all the nasty negative. Good. And no more fish because. What do you mean? Oh my god. Oh yay.
06:17Oh hello. Hello uglies. Hello. Can you believe it? You have made it halfway through.
06:29And as promised girls all of the pain and the torture and the suffering is worth it. I mean
06:34honestly for a couple of you we never would have guessed you could make it this far but you're all
06:38slaying so congratulations. Let's move on to your challenge this week. As you know it's your gothic
06:45wedding challenge. Tonight you are going to be wed in the most gothic emo and depressing
06:51wedding of the century and unlucky you you are the bride. Now we've challenged you to give us
06:59your most gorgeous and glamorous gothic bride look and model it for us during the floor show.
07:04You will also have to prepare a lip sync performance to one of our favorite tracks
07:07from the switchblade symphony. If you plan on taking one more step toward the dragula crown
07:12you need to be able to perform on stage. This is the perfect opportunity to show us that you can
07:17put on a killer show. Now before we release you to finish your outfits up there is one surprise
07:23we have planned for you today. It's come to our attention that maybe one of our girls was cut too
07:30early. Oh no. Maybe she didn't get a fair deal and we're going to bring her back right now.
07:45Dolly please step forward.
07:53I hate this bitch. Just kidding she's not coming back she's dead
07:58no worries. Oh my god did you see the way I hit her with that?
08:04Anyways look it's just a little joke okay she's not coming back.
08:09Oh never mind though I'm sorry but there is a surprise.
08:13Our hot sexy friends at Dirt Squirrel have given us all of these fabulous fans to play with.
08:17And we thought what gothic bride would be complete without an equally gothic hand fan
08:29to cool herself during the ceremony. So additionally you have to customize your
08:34Dirt Squirrel fan match it to your floor show look and feature it on the runway.
08:39All right girls it's time to get sad lonely and depressed. Run along work on those bridal
08:45looks and remember bring us the darkest beauty you can conjure.
08:51Oh damn OCC fucked my face up good. Look at his sparkle.
09:16Yeah congrats ladies on making it this far.
09:20Shit congrats yourself dude they almost gagged me with the Dolly come back.
09:27I got real queasy yeah I mean she should come back some people should go.
09:33I was ready to die just fall flat face on the floor and die.
09:36Yeah but I could tell who was really shook was Victoria.
09:42Why why do you say that?
09:43Because you guys you know you had that thing happen on the
09:47lie detector anything else you want to get off your chest any details?
09:51I mean quite frankly it's none of your fucking business what I do behind closed doors.
09:56It's not fair everyone's asking me about my sex life it's none of their damn business.
10:01I didn't see you being fully open with saying what you did with Erica so why should I?
10:06I was open.
10:07You were deceptive twice it said and you're calling her out for being deceptive once.
10:11Where do you where do you have the room to speak?
10:13Because like everything came out in the end.
10:16I'm a big girl I can take it.
10:18I mean protecting people's feelings is.
10:20No no what is it's what did Erica say?
10:23You're petty and you're attacking your makeup is awful.
10:25Nothing changed.
10:26So like I'm kind of curious you know with the lie detector situation you're like what
10:30what's the tea on that?
10:31These tests they're not a hundred percent.
10:33I mean as far as we know it's correct you could be lying to us right now we don't know
10:35if you're lying or not.
10:36I don't know if I was like second guessing myself or like it was a weird question or
10:40if it was like.
10:41Well here that's a fucking machine and you're a human being and like we have to interact
10:45with each other so like I like if you say it then that's the thing like you.
10:49But you did mention that you lied to protect Erica.
10:52Yeah.
10:54So the machine wasn't wrong.
10:56And they used it in the CIA though like.
10:58And in the CIA and they only use the finger thing in the CIA not the whole three systems
11:02so.
11:03I forget the whole story.
11:04Yeah girl yeah I mean come on you can try to lie but when it's clear it's clear.
11:08I'm gonna take a word on this it's like we're cool.
11:10I'm not gonna trust them probably after seeing you.
11:13No I wasn't lying bitch like really I just wanted to make sure that you were giving your
11:18best and not in an environment where there is this nasty energy in one side of the room.
11:23Yeah.
11:24Speak for yourself.
11:24Because it does both ways.
11:25Yeah speaking for yourself you have a really negative energy and you haven't been providing
11:28your best to the show either so.
11:30So.
11:30Who are you there to parent someone when you can't even take care of yourself.
11:32It sounds like you're reading from your own diary.
11:33Yeah well you know I'm I feel like I'm back to a good balance.
11:39That may change next week.
11:41I mean we're halfway done if it's not changed by now will it ever.
11:45Uh.
11:46You've gotten lucky.
11:46I think you've gotten lucky that you're still here.
11:48You're not gonna win Dragula.
11:50I'm giving my 110.
11:51What does 110 do you?
11:52Um not checking my Instagram all the time instead of.
11:57Okay so us not sleeping for like two days to make our costumes and then you throwing
12:00on this prom dress that you spray painted and wrote love is a lie on the back of it
12:03and it looks like it's trying.
12:05Yeah.
12:05Okay well try harder.
12:08I was having it with the Boris negativity today.
12:10I was done.
12:11I did not want to hear it anymore.
12:12If you can't speak in a positive way about yourself shut the fuck up.
12:15Let it go James.
12:17I get it.
12:18Like I'm I'm working on it.
12:19I know that I'm not perfect but I'm working on it.
12:23Disasterina how you feel about this week girl?
12:25You looking cute.
12:26Yeah you were top three last week.
12:27Good job Disaster.
12:28Well I'm feeling actually I think I have a good outfit but it was just so tough this
12:34week just getting the performance down so I'm a little nervous and so I'm gonna wing
12:40part of it to see how it goes.
12:42Hey winging it is um is part of giving a good performance.
12:46It's like improv skills.
12:48I love Disasterina but I think she might be in trouble this week.
12:55By the way um Erica left me a note.
12:59Oh really?
13:01It's not that kind of note okay.
13:03Um.
13:03Well read it.
13:06Hi ladies.
13:08Unfortunately this bottom was not able to reach the top.
13:13Terrible.
13:16But I am so proud of all of you for making top five.
13:19I learned and grew so much from each of you and you are not ready for the monstrosity
13:25I am bringing into the real world.
13:29Some advice for each of you.
13:30Oh god.
13:31Oh no.
13:32I don't want to crumble it up now.
13:33I don't want to hear a loser's advice.
13:36So we can all use advice.
13:38Vicky.
13:39You are my pick to win.
13:40Okay well accept that advice.
13:43It's Vicky's pick to win too.
13:44Don't be afraid to speak your mind.
13:46Disasterina.
13:47Yes.
13:48You are so smart.
13:51Stay true to yourself.
13:53Yeah that's kind of bogus right.
13:55James.
13:56It was that short?
13:57Yeah.
13:57Yeah just bye.
13:59Okay we're gonna do it.
14:00Okay James you crafty bitch.
14:03Oh thank you.
14:04Make sure the judges continue to see your humility even more.
14:07I'm so humble.
14:07Always I'm the humblest.
14:08I'm the most humble.
14:09I'm the most humble.
14:10I miss her but I was a little shook when they asked her if she was actually attracted
14:14sexually attracted to anyone in her family during that lie detector test.
14:17Bitch aren't you the one that has a rumor about sleeping with your brother?
14:21I don't fuck my brother.
14:22He fucks me.
14:24It's just a rumor but we made it up ourselves.
14:28We both have the same last name legally and we're best friends.
14:31So we fucked with all the trolls online and made them think that we sleep together.
14:35So he's not your actual brother?
14:36No we've never even fucked.
14:37Not once.
14:38Well that's disappointing.
14:40Bitch you are filth personified.
14:43Not today but.
14:45Maybe.
14:46Make sure you give them even more glamour.
14:49Abora.
14:50I don't need that anymore.
14:51Want me to read that one?
14:52Oh.
14:53I got it.
14:53Can you handle it?
14:54Yeah.
14:54Emotionally?
14:55Yeah let me just get my tissues.
14:57Okay.
14:58Abora I am rooting for you so much.
15:01Although I wanted to be in your shoes I know you're going to kill this next challenge.
15:06Everything I said to you last week.
15:09It was all with love because you're my sister forever.
15:14Let everything that happened last week drive you forward
15:17and channel it into becoming a better monster.
15:20Aww.
15:21Love and hate you all so much.
15:25Erica Clash.
15:27I cannot believe Erica went home over me.
15:34If I don't win this challenge I'm out.
15:38This is it.
15:39It's do or die.
15:41You know what?
15:45This competition is not worth throwing away our friendship.
15:51I mean it was rocky before this for sure.
15:54It was but I've eliminated a lot of things in my life that made it rocky.
15:59Well I'm glad you finally came around.
16:01It's nice to know that like knocking on the door wasn't a waste of time.
16:07I don't believe Abora's come around.
16:09It's hard to believe anything you say.
16:11It's hard to trust anything you say.
16:13It's hard to call you a sister because I don't believe you actually have it out.
16:16I don't think you're actually a sister.
16:18When you speak it sounds like you're trying to convince yourself of whatever you're speaking of
16:22and it's just like I can never just I can't believe it.
16:24I want to see positive Abora.
16:26I am.
16:27I'm bringing that back.
16:29Okay.
16:30And if you don't believe it it's just because like you're too busy to like
16:35sit down and like be my friend.
16:38Oh.
16:39Oh I have been more than okay you've been my friend.
16:41I have given you so many pep talks and so many inspirational things to tell you and help you.
16:45Yes yes.
16:46Being where you are in your life you should have more of your shit together.
16:49But I have been a friend to you.
16:50I've been a big fucking friend.
16:51You have.
16:52And for you to say that is so ungrateful.
16:54Petty and you're tacky and she was right.
16:55I didn't mean that to come out like that.
16:58It just hurts me when you say like.
17:00The truth?
17:01Yeah.
17:02Yeah.
17:09I don't know what to say because like I know exactly how it is to feel in your shoes.
17:13They attacked me from the jump but they didn't know who I was.
17:15You want to know what?
17:16You know why we attacked you and I feel awful about this but it's all because of Abora.
17:20We all jumped on you because she told us all this shit.
17:23All these awful things about you.
17:25Then getting to know you it was almost a complete switch in stories.
17:29Like she made us think you were a piece of shit.
17:31My point is we came at you not knowing you and not understanding who you are.
17:36But we're coming at you Abora knowing you.
17:38By now the shit that we're telling you should get across to you.
17:41I am so sorry I was so rude to you bitch.
17:44I'm so sorry I was so mean to you because I fucking love you.
17:46You're an amazing person and you're amazing too.
17:48Just start showing it.
17:49Yeah.
17:51Yeah.
17:52Well these young queens they got to keep their eyes on the balls because
17:55they are losing track of the important thing here.
17:58Which is this could be a whole career for everybody right?
18:01I mean all this arguing and blah blah blah.
18:04Who cares about it?
18:05Focus on the important thing which is do the best you can as a queen on this show.
18:11It's gonna take you really far.
18:14All this drama it goes over my head.
18:16I don't understand it.
18:18I've got a little age on me and that's a little wisdom and a little experience.
18:23And you all are missing the big picture here.
18:29I mean it took me a long time to get to this sort of place.
18:33I just don't fucking care who is saying what about who.
18:37And my advice my unsolicited advice is shut the fuck up.
18:41Put the fucking makeup on.
18:43Put your fucking pantyhose on.
18:44Go out there and fucking slay.
18:46But don't do better than me.
19:18Tonight we join our ghouls in unholy matrimony
19:22as they walk the floor show in our gothic wedding challenge.
19:25Additionally we've challenged our killer queens to prepare a lip-sync performance
19:29to one of our favorite songs by the Switchblade Symphony.
19:32And to feature a customized handband provided by our sexy friends at Dirt Squirrel.
19:40I am alone.
19:44Darling what's wrong?
19:48I am utterly alone.
19:53No you're not.
19:54We have these fabulous guest judges here to keep you company and help us judge this floor show.
19:59Including one of our best ghoul friends screenwriter and director Mr. Darren Stein.
20:03Hello Darren so lovely to have you back.
20:06Lovely to be here.
20:08And our second guest judge of the evening she puts the whole in holy Bible Girl.
20:14Hey ghoul friends.
20:16Bible Girl you are a genius at marketing drag queens.
20:18What are you looking for tonight in our next drag super monster?
20:21What I'm looking for is a goddamn bitch who can sell a motherfucking t-shirt.
20:27Well I hope our bitches can deliver because I'm sure this performance is just going to be a mess.
20:32Let's get on with the ceremony.
20:33Everybody take your places.
20:35Let's start the organ and let the floor show begin.
24:17The London Bridge deformed.
24:21Down.
24:24My fair lady nearly drowned.
24:31The London Bridge deformed.
24:35Down.
24:39My fair lady nearly drowned.
24:44The London Bridge is falling down.
24:52Falling down.
24:54Falling down.
24:55The London Bridge is falling down.
24:59My fair lady.
25:03Take the key and lock her up.
25:07Lock her up.
25:09Lock her up.
25:10I am feeling all kinds of ways about it.
25:40So I really want to hear what you guys have to say.
25:42Why don't we start with Evora?
25:45She certainly seemed like she had the most fun.
25:47Did you love it or did you hate it?
25:48No, I loved it.
25:49I loved it too.
25:50I thought she was like not only gothic but really punk rock and it was kind of like scraggly
25:53and a mess.
25:54Yeah.
25:55But that's what drew me right to it.
25:56Yeah.
25:57Yeah, execution wise, I thought she wasn't as sophisticated as the other girls.
25:59I love the look and everything, but I was like, well, what's the story here?
26:01I felt like it was a mess, but I know that you guys really reacted to the punk rock spirit
26:05of it, which I appreciate, but you can be, you can be punk rock and still be tight.
26:09So I'm, I'm totally confused.
26:11Let's talk about Victoria.
26:12Victoria brought it for me.
26:13It was like high fashion editorial.
26:15She gave me everything I needed.
26:16I was, I was completely thoroughly gagged.
26:20She got two in her head.
26:22She missed a lip sync cue, which I think set the tone for her at the beginning.
26:27Could have been even as deep as being so subconscious that she may not have even realized that she
26:31came off so in her head.
26:33You know, it wasn't the best lip sync performance I've ever seen, but at the same time, I've
26:37seen her grow a lot since the first episode.
26:40What did you guys think about, uh, James Majesty?
26:43Everything was perfect, but there was no fan.
26:45Bingo.
26:46And that was one of the criteria of this show.
26:48There's no fan.
26:49I mean, I thought she looked amazing.
26:51I saw she was the poison bouquet.
26:53I saw poppies and nightshade and James Majesty.
26:56She was, she was like the poison death flower.
26:59But too bad she didn't have a fucking fan.
27:01Let's move on to Disasterina.
27:02Once I was beyond the look, I thought the performance was dull.
27:05Even though she had every prop you can imagine that was linked to that song, it was very
27:09literal and it was very boring.
27:11Everything was happening.
27:12I needed some editing.
27:13She's gotten that critique before.
27:14Like, edit, edit, edit.
27:15She's got lots of ideas and it's usually maybe a few too many.
27:19What did you guys think about Bitch Pudding?
27:22The fan was pretty.
27:23The shoes were embellished that matched the lacy outfit.
27:25Well, you know, Darren's going to clock the shoes.
27:27She's going to clock the shoes.
27:28I loved it.
27:29When Bitch Pudding snaps her cape, that was drama.
27:32Agreed.
27:33Agreed.
27:34Total drama.
27:35My two favorites, without a doubt, were Bitch Pudding and Abora.
27:38Again with Abora, I understand the punk rock energy.
27:41You can be punk rock and not be a sloppy mess that kicks your props all over the place.
27:46At this point, how are we going to pick a super monster that can't walk on a stage without
27:49falling down?
27:50I mean, that's ridiculous.
27:51That's actually not true.
27:52I don't agree with that at all.
27:53Oh, really?
27:54You think we should pick someone that can't stand up?
27:55No, I think you could fall all over the stage, put it back together and have people riveted
27:59by the end of their chair wondering what the fuck is this bitch going to do next.
28:02You can fall on purpose, but not accidentally flipping all over your clothes and shit.
28:07That's silly.
28:08I think she recovered strongly, though.
28:09Yeah.
28:10Abora had my eyes on her the entire time.
28:12Not because I was curious about what she was going to do, because I could not take my eyes
28:14off her.
28:15But guess what?
28:16Her face was white and her shoulders and her upper body were pink.
28:18Red.
28:19Isn't that sort of a drag no-no?
28:20I don't know.
28:22Never stop me from having an orange face and a pale-ass body.
28:25All right, you guys, thank you so much for watching this and judging this.
28:29You guys were so fun last year.
28:30It was a pleasure having you back.
28:31Awesome.
28:33I need you guys to sharpen your nails and get your knives ready, because you're going
28:36to have to shank a bitch in about five minutes, okay?
28:37Yeah.
28:38Down.
28:39It's time to pass judgment.
29:03I'll have to say that this has been the most difficult deliberation to date from either
29:08season.
29:09It's very polarizing, and so that you know right now, right out of the gate, all of the
29:13judges did not agree.
29:14But we had to make a decision, and we have.
29:17So we're going to go down the line and give you guys some feedback, some positive and
29:19some negative, and we're going to start with James.
29:22I was very happy with what you did, but what I wasn't happy with is that your fan did not
29:27manifest itself.
29:28It was there.
29:30I had this brilliant idea of making it so I could hide it in my costume, but unfortunately,
29:35it hid too well from me.
29:36It was just hiding.
29:37I understand.
29:38Things like that happen, but since that was a big part of the challenge, that was a big
29:41no-no.
29:42I think you took a risk.
29:43It wasn't the goth glamour I was looking for.
29:45I think your makeup is sickening.
29:47If it was judged by looks alone, you'd score one of the highest marks.
29:52I really, really love this look.
29:55It just feels very organically you.
29:59It doesn't feel like the garment is wearing you by any means.
30:01I feel the most me right now that I have the whole competition.
30:04Oh, that's great.
30:05I mean, it's all so perfect.
30:06The details are great.
30:07It's so elaborate.
30:08And then they look at your heels, and they're like scuffed up and dirty.
30:11Well, that's from this floor.
30:12Wait a minute.
30:13Wait a minute.
30:14Wait a minute.
30:15Wait a minute.
30:16Yeah.
30:17Why is Bitch Pudding's not scuffed up?
30:18I tried.
30:19It's okay.
30:20I mean, that's just a detail.
30:21Look, we can blame it on losing it in the cage skirt.
30:24We can blame it on the dirty floor, but these are things you have to look out for.
30:28You get one shot at this, and you either hit the target or you miss.
30:32Absolutely.
30:33Let's move on to Victoria Elizabeth Black.
30:36To me, this was like my goth fantasy.
30:37I was in heaven or hell.
30:38It was perfection.
30:39I saw you trembling, and I hate that because I know what that feels like, and it'll go
30:45away.
30:46You still, as a performer, you have grown since you've been in the competition, which
30:49is great.
30:50Engagement with the audience maybe just a bit more.
30:51I think maybe you were in your head trying to catch your steps or making sure you weren't
30:54going to eat shit, which is totally understandable, but I think eye contact a little bit.
30:58I found that you missed some of the lip sync.
31:01Some of the words were just lost, and I think it was just you were a little off for me tonight.
31:05It seems that the judges loved my outfit, but I feel like my performance was lacking
31:09for them.
31:10Abora, you were terrifying, which I loved.
31:13The feathers, I was sort of like, what's happening with the feathers?
31:17But yeah, it's a bird that somebody died or injured.
31:21Abora, how did you think your performance went tonight?
31:24I think that the performance was the strongest part.
31:27It may have been a little sloppy, but in Dragula, that's just how you get the job done.
31:32What I'm confused about is I can appreciate the raw punk energy of what you were doing,
31:38but there was a lot of mishaps, it seemed like, or maybe there weren't.
31:41I don't know.
31:42That's why I'm asking you.
31:43Did you intend for your side to be upside down?
31:46No.
31:47No.
31:48And you didn't intend to fall either, right?
31:51No.
31:52Right.
31:54That's where I have a problem.
31:55How can I say, yes, let's put this person forward and make them our super monster when
32:00they're falling on stage and their props are backfiring and stuff.
32:03While I respect everything that Drac Morta just said, I couldn't disagree more.
32:08Your performance slayed me from moment one.
32:11You are super punk rock and gothic.
32:13I could not take my eyes off of you.
32:15You're a hot ass mess, and I'm buying the ticket to your show because I love it.
32:19Your energy is electric.
32:20You're like a wild fucking animal, and I'm there for you.
32:22I'm with her.
32:23I think you are so cool, so punk.
32:27The upside down sign, it still came across just fine.
32:30For me it was like, I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt you, but we talked about the
32:33upside down thing.
32:34It's like, did she mean that?
32:35Did she mean that?
32:36And I was like, who fucking cares?
32:37Personally, I think an audience would care if your sign is upside down.
32:40I thought you got scared and you were going to fall off the stage.
32:43I thought you were terrified.
32:44I thought you were second guessing yourself, and I really thought you were going to fall
32:47off the stage.
32:48I don't know.
32:49That's just how I read it.
32:50But like, you know, we all have opinions, right?
32:52Yes, we do.
32:53That's why there's more than one judge.
32:55Okay, let's move to Disasterina.
32:56Disasterina, I did not think you could look this gorgeous.
33:00If anything, the performance was a little boring.
33:02I felt that maybe you got caught up in the props, and they kind of dictated your entire
33:06energy.
33:07You know, your lip sync was a little not perfect, I guess I would say.
33:11Yeah, and I just think it was maybe not as interesting as things I've seen you do before.
33:15For me, it veers a little bit into Renaissance fare.
33:17I mean, there's a lot going on.
33:19It's kind of Purple People Eater-esque.
33:21You have the horns, you have the keys, you have the butterfly, you have lights in the
33:25back.
33:26I mean, there's like a lot going on.
33:27I've got 85 hit points.
33:31Don't dance with me.
33:33Level nine.
33:34Level nine.
33:35Let's see if she can make that saving throw tonight.
33:37I like her offhand weapon.
33:39I like her manhand weapon.
33:40Yes!
33:41Yes!
33:42I'm a little pan, sexy, gothic, glamour bride.
33:47Hmm.
33:48Maybe you could edit certain accessories down in terms of it being almost too literal with
33:53the song.
33:54And, I mean, you're just, you're fun.
33:56You're fun.
33:57I really like you.
33:58Thank you so much.
33:59I appreciate it.
34:00All right, Bitch Pudding.
34:01I love the strangulation marks.
34:03They're done very well.
34:05I love that when you came out, powder came off of you like you've been a corpse for a
34:09million years.
34:10Your face really sparkled.
34:12It was just enchanting to watch you, and I think you nailed all the details.
34:15I think you did a great job.
34:16Best performance of the night.
34:18You had fun with it.
34:19You know, this is a very, this is a very, like, gothic song that you found the humor
34:22in.
34:23And look at that Dance Moms fan she has to match.
34:26Yes!
34:27Dirt Squirrel would be very happy to see how lavishly you bedazzled their work there.
34:32Why don't we take a look at all of your fans, actually?
34:36Yes.
34:37Very creative.
34:38They're all amazing.
34:39Mm-hmm.
34:40They actually are gorgeous.
34:41James, it's a shame that that didn't come out during the performance.
34:43It's beautiful.
34:44Look at the time that went into that, too.
34:45It was stuck in my eyes.
34:46So I want to rewind and remind you what I said when we first sat down, that this was
34:49the most difficult deliberation that we've had to date in either season.
34:53And then I want to rewind even further to the first episode when I said, we do what
34:58we want.
34:59And we're going to live by that mantra, and we're going to do what we want tonight.
35:03So without further ado, we're going to go down the line and say, Disasterina, you look
35:07amazing, but your performance was lacking, and it was a very performance-based challenge.
35:13You're up for extermination tonight.
35:15Victoria, you look stunning.
35:18You are like an undead queen.
35:20Your look is tens across the board.
35:22Your performance, although you've come a long way, we really applaud the progress that you've
35:27made.
35:28You're safe.
35:31James, you're stunning.
35:32It was interesting to see you perform.
35:34You missed the fan.
35:35You are also up for extermination tonight.
35:39I can't believe it.
35:40I thought I was going to win.
35:41I thought I was going to be in the top.
35:43And because of a fan, I fucked myself over.
35:50Which brings us to Bitch and Abora.
35:55Bitch, I think universally, everybody loved what you did tonight.
35:59You took a big risk.
36:01And for that, I think you should be rewarded.
36:03You are safe.
36:04You are not up for extermination tonight.
36:06Which brings us to Abora.
36:09Abora, I want to congratulate you because you have won this challenge.
36:17I think I'm having a stroke.
36:20I needed this.
36:22I needed this.
36:24Does anybody have a cigarette right now?
36:26I don't think Abora should have won for that piece of shit.
36:29I don't think Abora should have won for lighting a bouquet on fire.
36:33I need a fucking Xanax.
36:35Your performance was completely polarizing with the judges.
36:38Half of us thought it was the best thing we saw tonight.
36:41And there was no other option but to crown you the winner of this challenge.
36:44But the other half thought that it was trash.
36:46And it fell short of the mark.
36:48This doesn't diminish the win at all.
36:50You are the winner of our gothic wedding challenge.
36:52But you are also up for extermination tonight.
36:57You could potentially go home because for some of us, your look missed the mark.
37:01It was sloppy.
37:02And your overall performance wasn't delivered professionally.
37:05I hope that makes some sense.
37:07Abora, the judges like what you did tonight.
37:10And you did win.
37:11But I can tell you right now, there is no way we will crown you the next drag super monster
37:15if you don't clean your performance up.
37:16There is absolutely no way we can send someone out to perform around the world
37:20falling on stage and having their props turned upside down.
37:23So Victoria and Bitch, once again, congratulations.
37:26You guys are in and you can leave the stage.
37:28Thank you both.
37:31Thank you.
37:43Aren't you guys supposed to be slapping each other?
37:45This is drag.
37:47There you go.
37:48That a girl.
37:49Kill or be killed, ladies.
37:51So that means the three of you, James, Abora, and Zasarina,
37:55you three are up for extermination tonight.
37:59One of you has come to the end of the line in this competition
38:02and it's going to take a terrible test to find out which of you is tough enough to remain here.
38:07Weddings can be very stressful.
38:09Many times the bride gets right to the altar and catches a case of cold feet.
38:15And tonight, the three of you are going to find out exactly what that feels like.
38:19We're going to rip off your heels and submerge you in tubs of ice.
38:24The goal is to see which one of you can overcome your cold feet
38:27and stay in the tub longer than the others.
38:29All three of you will be submerged at the same time right next to each other.
38:33So it'll be very obvious who rises to the occasion.
38:36We will then consider how well you did in the extermination,
38:38your looks for tonight, and how well you performed in the floor show
38:41to decide which of you goes on and which one of you meets your end.
38:55Who will survive?
38:57Who will survive?
38:59Who will survive?
39:01Who will survive?
39:03Who will survive?
39:05Who will survive?
39:07Who will survive?
39:09Who will survive?
39:11Who will survive?
39:13Who will survive?
39:15Who will survive?
39:17Who will survive?
39:19Who will survive?
39:22Ooh!
39:24Ah!
39:26Ooh!
39:38Stop, stop, stop.
39:41Ah!
39:51I do not deserve to be in the bottom tonight.
39:57I didn't sleep for two days, and I smelled so much E6000 that my face literally turned
40:02yellow.
40:03I worked my fucking ass off, and I've worked so hard on this competition so far, but no,
40:07I did not deserve to be here.
40:08Pretty, it's pretty excruciating.
40:09It really is excruciating.
40:10It's more pain than it is, like, cold.
40:11They're numb.
40:12Oh, yeah.
40:13Yeah.
40:14They're getting there.
40:15I can't feel anything.
40:16The pain has shifted into crippling numbness.
40:17I thought by winning, I would be safe, but this is exactly what I deserve, and I feel
40:33like a loser and a winner and stupid and ugly at the same time.
40:42I don't want to go home, and I've lost so much to be here, and I'm not going to let
40:49this stop me.
40:50Oh, holy shit.
40:51I stepped on fucking nails.
40:52I might have to tap out.
40:53Like, it's really painful.
40:54That's just ice.
40:55Stop talking.
40:56Please.
40:57Me?
40:58Jane, shut up.
40:59Shut up.
41:00Yeah, just shut up.
41:01What?
41:02I'm telling you, you're not fair.
41:03What am I actually going to say?
41:04I'm fucking pissed.
41:05I'm fucking pissed.
41:06I'm fucking pissed.
41:07I'm fucking pissed.
41:08I'm fucking pissed.
41:09I'm fucking pissed.
41:10I'm fucking pissed.
41:12I'm just...
41:14I mean, this is what I want to do.
41:17This is my plan.
41:19This is my art.
41:26Fucking sucks.
41:42Ow!
41:44Alright, you guys can step out and step forward.
41:56Holy shit.
42:12Oh yeah, good.
42:13Yeah.
42:14Ooh!
42:15I love the water on you.
42:16It feels like all that money I stole.
42:17That titties, yes, getting so nice and moist and clean.
42:30It feels like all that money I stole.
42:34I think it's, yes, getting so nice and moist and clean.
42:39I wish somebody else was in here too.
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43:30I
44:00Ow!
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