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00:00God, where is he?
00:14I can't fit everything in this suitcase.
00:16We're only going to San Francisco.
00:18Just bring the essentials.
00:19Oh.
00:20Essentials.
00:21That's everything.
00:50The belay residence, the lady of the house speaking.
00:53Oh, it's you, Israel.
00:55Listen, never mind all that.
00:57I need you to get the girls in the car and get going.
00:59We have to be in San Francisco in a few hours.
01:02Hmm?
01:03I don't care if Meatball won't fit, just squeeze her in somehow.
01:08Get going.
01:09Goodbye.
01:10Let's go.
01:11Now we're in.
01:12Wait.
01:13If we are, it's your fault.
01:14You took a thousand years.
01:15You took a thousand years.
01:16Let me just lift her.
01:18You're still fat.
01:19This is a great view to see.
01:20Oh, check my face.
01:21Oh, yeah?
01:22You're all runny.
01:23I must look ridiculous.
01:24No, I don't think anybody will notice, but I think you're going to need a little fondue
01:25on the chin, babe.
01:26I've got to get to the hardware store.
01:27Oh, come on.
01:28I've got to get to the hardware store.
01:29How could you have lost an entire cast?
01:30Get out of there.
01:31Oh.
01:32Oh.
01:33Oh.
01:34Oh.
01:35Oh.
01:36Oh.
01:37Oh.
01:38Oh.
01:39Oh.
01:40Oh.
01:41Oh.
01:42Oh.
01:43Oh.
01:44Oh.
01:45Oh.
01:47Help me.
01:48My light's not working.
01:49Help me.
01:50Help me.
02:07Fuck.
02:08We're going to be late.
02:17I said, I think Laura's going home because we all turned on her.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Laura's going home for sure.
02:30She was a bitch to all of us.
02:32She wasn't funny.
02:33She wasn't nice.
02:34It was time for her to go.
02:35Not that you have to be funny or nice in this competition, but she wasn't growing and she
02:40was acting like she was all that, and it was time for her to go.
02:42She wasn't all that.
02:43End of list.
02:44But also, yeah.
02:45It wasn't Xochitl's performance.
02:46It was kind of like last minute.
02:47They really got her shoes.
02:48Oh.
02:49They got the hot pink shoes.
02:50I was like, I really like those shoes.
02:51I did too.
02:52I was like, but I want them.
02:53Xochitl probably went home.
02:54Laura's, I mean, for obvious reasons, she was the one everyone named to go home.
02:55And next to her, I think Xochitl was next in the bottom.
02:56Last week's challenge was really crazy.
02:57It was kind of intense.
02:58I'm glad that I'm still here.
02:59So I'm glad that I get to do this one.
03:00I was looking forward to the future.
03:01I was looking forward to the future.
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03:22I was looking forward to the future.
03:23I was looking forward to the future.
03:24I was looking forward to the future.
03:25I was looking forward to the future.
03:27I see a man folding a wig, Cory.
03:42Honestly, I'm here to fucking win.
03:51Are you excited for today?
03:52So today we're going to San Francisco
03:54to perform at Mother, formerly known as Tranny Shack.
03:58We're going to get to be with
03:59drag legends Peaches Christ and Heclina.
04:00Can't wait to see them.
04:01Can't wait to get out there.
04:03I hear it's really different out there.
04:04I hear the drag is really more artsy
04:06and like weird and out there.
04:07So I hope to be able to bring that
04:10and be one of the monsters out there
04:11and bring my weirdness and my sexiness.
04:13This is a huge stage.
04:15This is like the stage to be on in San Francisco.
04:17This is where I think my drag belongs.
04:20And I think these girls are going to all fucking bring it.
04:23And I'm excited to see what they do.
04:24I'm super stoked.
04:26I'm super exhausted.
04:28And I'm ready.
04:30I'm ready to take the crown.
04:31Six hour drive.
04:33I'm not looking forward to it.
04:34I think shit's going to get fucking nuts.
04:42And I do think that they like that I did change everything.
04:45My makeup and I wore a different style of hair
04:48and a different type of costume.
04:50We told you you were going to win backstage.
04:52We were like, bitch, you won.
04:53You were like, nah, I'm not going to win.
04:54I was like, nah, they're going to hate this.
04:56Watching you perform was so fun.
04:57That was definitely an improvement from your dragging style.
05:03I mean, I think this show gave us a forum
05:05to express our drag.
05:07Because I mean, coming from doing other competitions,
05:10doing other things,
05:11a lot of people don't really get into it.
05:14You'll go and you'll serve it.
05:15And you'll be the best, prettiest, most done up bitch.
05:18But you'll do a horror number.
05:20And you'll get shit points.
05:21And nobody will fucking be into it.
05:22And a skinny-ass boy with no fucking pads, no titties,
05:25three hairs on his fucking head
05:26will come out and death drop it to Beyonce.
05:27And everyone's all, yes!
05:29And that bitch gets the money.
05:30And it's kind of like, she sucks major dick.
05:32Yeah, and I think it'll show the work that goes into it.
05:34That it's not just like, oh, well, she's spooky.
05:36Oh, she wore a black thing.
05:37Oh, she had blood.
05:38Like, there's a level of intelligence
05:40that goes into creating the number
05:41and creating a look that isn't just like,
05:44oh, well, I went down and bought a bra and panties.
05:46And this has got to be my gig tonight.
05:48It's like work.
05:49I think what killed me was when I first started,
05:50like, going out, was showing up one of my first times.
05:53And this guy goes, get it, girl.
05:55Love it.
05:56I love the Sharon Needles thing you have.
05:58And I was like, I mean, I get that she went out there
06:01and did her thing.
06:02That's really cool.
06:03I mean, she's evolved since then.
06:04Everyone has.
06:05But I was kind of like, really?
06:06You think that we're all just doing,
06:07that's what you're going to call it?
06:08Like, we're all spooky like Sharon Needles?
06:10There's so many more.
06:11There's just so much more to it.
06:12Yeah, and I think it also shows that there's like,
06:14you don't have to be spooky and kooky to be a monster.
06:16No.
06:17Because like, I'm not scary.
06:18That clown is not scary.
06:19But I'm still fucking terrorist.
06:20Yeah, no TV looks scary as fuck.
06:25I'm excited for people to realize that, you know,
06:27there's a big misconception that the Dragula style of drag
06:29is specifically horror drag.
06:31But horror is really just an element of it.
06:33I think what it comes down to is really,
06:35our drag is just a sort of counterculture sort of drag.
06:38And it's based really heavily on a lot of pop culture
06:40and a lot of references to like, film and TV
06:43and like, old LGBT figures that maybe like,
06:45weren't brought up as often.
06:47So I think it, like, I agree with people.
06:49It does take a level of sort of knowledge
06:51of this sort of counterculture, like alternative culture
06:53to do this style of drag.
06:55And I'm excited for people to realize that
06:57it comes from a place.
06:59It's not just like, going to the Halloweens
07:00during the New Year's Eve.
07:01Like, Halloween costumes are doing a number.
07:02Like, it takes work.
07:03It takes experience.
07:04Leave me alone.
07:07I love Halloween costumes.
07:09So if anything, I think the competition has helped me most
07:11with confidence to present myself as a performer,
07:15as a professional, and to bring me up to the level
07:17of the girls that I'm competing with.
07:18That's what it helped me with the most.
07:21I don't think time defines your drag.
07:23You know?
07:24I think it's how you define yourself.
07:28A year and a half to two years, yeah.
07:31To me, your drag, it's polished
07:34and your fucking outfits are fucking hot.
07:38Like, so fucking fierce, bitch.
07:40Like, every time I see your outfits, I'm like,
07:42this bitch.
07:43Like, where does she get her idea from
07:46to put something like this together?
07:48It's beyond amazing.
07:50Okay, not you, me.
07:51Yeah.
08:12Oh my God, you guys.
08:31Welcome to San Francisco.
08:33Thank you.
08:34Great to have you here in our town.
08:36We're very excited.
08:37Yeah, I never really think of anywhere else
08:39that we should take these girls
08:40to sort of prove their strengths
08:42and weaknesses than here.
08:43Absolutely.
08:44Thank you for hosting us here at Oasis.
08:46We're very excited to have our ghouls
08:47performing on the mother stage tonight.
08:49It'll be great.
08:50Can't wait to see what they have.
08:51Well, we were wondering,
08:53what are you guys looking for?
08:54Like, what kind of substance
08:56does the idea of your super monster
08:58made up of?
08:59Is it their performance or their look?
09:01Is it attitude?
09:02I haven't done Tranny Shack for years.
09:03I mean, my main thing is what they do
09:05once they hit the stage.
09:06The look is great and all that stuff,
09:08but really the concept
09:09and the execution of the performer.
09:12It's the overall, do they grab you?
09:14Do they have star quality?
09:16You know, and when the number's finished,
09:18you know, did I want more?
09:21Right.
09:22I always feel like when I watch
09:23a drag performance and it ends,
09:25was I happy it was over?
09:26Yeah.
09:27Or did I want it to keep going?
09:29No, absolutely, absolutely.
09:31Well, we also could think of no two
09:33more qualified individuals than you guys
09:35to help us judge our final four
09:37and narrow it down to our final three.
09:39I'm really excited to have you guys
09:41judge this competition,
09:42because really, you know,
09:44you guys are kind of originators
09:45of alternative drag.
09:47You know, you guys started a major movement
09:49that inspired so many queens and performers.
09:52I think actually this whole trip
09:53is a little bit of a learning experience
09:54for them because their age range
09:56really spans, and San Francisco
09:58is kind of one of those places
09:59where punk and drag sort of met
10:01and really flourished,
10:02and just coming to the city
10:03for some of them the very first time,
10:05learning what Train Shack was,
10:07how it affected the population here,
10:09and just drag in general.
10:10It's kind of been educational,
10:11so it's a little bit of that old and new
10:13kind of coming together.
10:14I'm excited to see these girls.
10:15I'm excited that Heclina's finally
10:17getting the credit she deserves
10:18for being the original drag monster.
10:23It's true.
10:24I'll take it, I'll take it.
10:25It's been horrifying.
10:26I'll take it, I'll take it.
10:27It's been 20 years of horror for you, hasn't it?
10:2920 years.
10:30Every time she shows up,
10:31I'm like, whoa!
10:33What now?
10:35She's really such a scoundrel.
10:37It's always terrifying.
10:38Well, you know what?
10:39I think it might be time.
10:40All right.
10:41Let's do it, shall we?
10:42Let's do it.
10:43I'm excited.
10:44All right.
10:46DRAG FILMS
10:50All right!
10:54Dragula
10:56She's a killer
10:58Queen Dragula
11:00She'll make you
11:02All right!
11:03Please welcome to the stage
11:05the girls of Dragula.
11:07All right!
11:10Blood
11:12It does more than turn me on
11:14It makes me cum
11:16And more than the sight of it
11:17I love the taste of it
11:19The taste of hot,
11:20freshly killed blood
11:28Come a little bit closer
11:31Step upon this box
11:34Shine the light on ya
11:37It's fun, yeah
11:39My people think you're such a fox
11:41Fox, fox
11:43Now take off your shirt
11:46Come on and take off your shoes
11:49I'm gonna smoke you out
11:52Fill you with pills
11:54I'll fill you with booze
11:56I'm gonna take out my camera
11:59Gonna get the perfect shot
12:02You're all dolled up looking sexy
12:04Turn on the air conditioning
12:06Cause good lord, it's getting hot
12:09Come on and model for me
12:12Spin around, yeah, you look so sexy
12:15Dance around like a princess, don't you?
12:18Yeah, model harder
12:20Model faster
12:22Come on, bitch, model for me
12:25Walk around, yeah, you look so pretty
12:28On your birthday when you turn eight-fifty-three
12:31You'll remember how hot
12:33You looked for me tonight, yeah
12:39Thank you, I love you
12:41Thank you from the bottom of my black little heart
12:44You came here for some excitement tonight
12:47And that's just what you're going to get
12:55Afraid of the truth?
12:57Then leave
12:59We'll show you the proof
13:01But you still won't believe
13:03Entrance by the arms round our necks
13:06You've all sold your souls
13:08And we're cashing the checks
13:10Like waves crashing over the rocks
13:13Everyone listens
13:15When one of us talks
13:17Hairstyles and bloodstains and such
13:20And frankly, we've all been
13:22Told you too much
13:24We are really rich
13:26I tell you, take this
13:28We do whatever we want
13:31Come on
13:32Really rich
13:33I tell you, take this
13:35Everyone, that's what we've got
13:39Really rich
13:40I tell you, take this
13:42We do whatever we please
13:46Really rich
13:47I tell you, take this
13:49We'll bring you to your knees
13:54Did you really think we were going to let you get away?
13:57I was kidding, stupid
13:58You didn't run fast enough
14:00You didn't take me seriously, did you?
14:02Why?
14:03Because I'm beautiful?
14:05You think I can't kill because I'm beautiful?
14:07Well, guess what?
14:08You're going to find out the hard way
14:10Whether I can kill or not
14:15Take a good look at me
14:17Because I'm going to be on the front
14:19Of every newspaper in this country tomorrow
14:21You're looking at Crunch Personify
14:24And don't you forget
14:26This is my hair
14:27I don't wear wigs
14:28This is my hair
14:29I don't wear wigs
14:30This is my hair
14:31I don't wear wigs
14:32This is my hair
14:33I don't wear wigs
14:34This is my hair
14:42This is my hair
14:43This is my hair
14:55I take my vitamins
14:59I am naturally a platinum blonde
15:03I just let my hair air dry
15:07Pay no attention to the lace on my forehead
15:10This is my hair
15:14This is my hair
15:18This is my hair
15:22This is my hair
15:24I don't wear wigs
15:26This is my hair
15:27I don't wear wigs
15:28This is my hair
15:29I don't wear wigs
15:30This is my hair
15:31I don't wear wigs
15:32This is my hair
15:33I don't wear wigs
15:37Kill everyone now
15:39Condone first degree murder
15:41Advocate cannibalism
15:43Eat shit
15:44Filters my politics
15:46Filters my life
16:12This is my hair
16:18I don't wear wigs
16:24This is my hair
16:26I don't wear wigs
16:27This is my hair
16:28I don't wear wigs
16:29This is my hair
16:30I don't wear wigs
16:31This is my hair
16:32I don't wear wigs
16:33This is my hair
16:34I don't wear wigs
16:35This is my hair
16:36I don't wear wigs
16:37This is my hair
16:38I don't wear wigs
16:39This is my hair
16:40Bitch model for me
16:42Look her up
16:43Yeah, you look so pretty
16:46On your birthday when you turn
16:47Look at that baby
16:56♪
17:01Drag
17:03Drag
17:05♪
17:08Drag you along
17:10She's a killer
17:11Queen
17:12Drag you along
17:14She'll make you
17:16Scream
17:17Drag, drag, drag, drag, drag you along
17:21♪
17:26Give it up for our girls of Dracula, everybody.
17:30Thank you, darlings.
17:32♪
17:42Good evening, ladies.
17:43I hoped you enjoyed performing here at Oasis
17:45with Peaches Christ and Heclina.
17:48Your challenge tonight was to come up with
17:50a punk drag performance that would impress these ladies.
17:54And that's what we're going to be judging you on tonight.
17:57Let's start with Frankie.
17:59Frankie, I thought that your number was
18:01captivating right from the start because you
18:03hit the stage and you were giving me monster.
18:06In fact, I thought you were blending
18:08sort of a yeti monster with your drag character
18:12and it worked really well.
18:14I think that you had a slight advantage
18:16over the other girls because you did
18:18lip sync to Alaska Thunderfucks'
18:21This Is My Hair song, which is a popular song.
18:24It's a well-known song.
18:25So you kind of had the edge on the competition,
18:28but you also owned it and you were aggressive
18:30and exciting and a great performer.
18:32I love the gwar influence of your outfit
18:35and I love the monstrous look that you gave.
18:38Frankie, your look has come a long way.
18:41All the suggestions we have given you, you're using.
18:44Your performance is not there yet.
18:46You're bringing this punk rock filthiness.
18:48We weren't seeing that tonight.
18:49You could have came out and showed your dick
18:51or your asshole to the crowd
18:52or throw dildos to the crowd or something.
18:54We didn't see you push it.
18:55That is who you are.
18:56That's your drag character,
18:57but you're not pulling it out all the way
18:58and we warned you about that last week.
19:00That was actually my, one of my ideas
19:01was to come out in a jockstrap and just show my hole.
19:03Doesn't matter because you didn't do it.
19:05Give us that dirty Frankie doom that's in there.
19:07You did not bring that tonight.
19:08I appreciate that you took inspiration
19:11from your segment of the song.
19:13This Is My Hair, you kind of played with
19:15like monster and gender.
19:17I noticed you don't have your breastplate tonight,
19:19which I think is a first for you.
19:21I do have a pet peeve though,
19:22and it is dropping to the ground,
19:24like rolling around on the ground
19:26and coming out of sight.
19:27It's really only for the benefit of the few people
19:29that are in the front of the stage.
19:30You disappear from sight from everybody else.
19:32And it really is kind of a, it's just a mistake
19:35because more than half the house loses
19:37what you're doing up there.
19:39Let's go on to Meatball.
19:40I enjoyed your performance to an extent.
19:44I was a little bit confused
19:46by the pointless person coming up on stage with you.
19:51It seems like, it seemed like once he got up
19:53on stage with you,
19:54it wasn't a purpose to him being there.
19:56He seemed lost.
19:57And it's kind of awkward to look at.
19:59Well, the song was about having someone
20:01model for you and do that.
20:02So I thought I would try to have somebody,
20:04but I ended up once he got there,
20:06it was, he was moving around a little bit
20:08and I was just like,
20:09Did he know he was supposed to model?
20:11No.
20:12He knew that he was supposed to come up there,
20:14but I told him just to stand still.
20:16But he kind of, I think he was moving too much.
20:19And I was like, I gotta try and get him.
20:21I would say if you're going to have somebody
20:22come up on stage,
20:23have them know what they're doing.
20:24Did you make that skirt?
20:25Yes.
20:26I thought you did.
20:27And that's a very unforgiving material.
20:30So that's kind of brave of you to do that.
20:32I like it.
20:33I like the hands-on approach to your outfit.
20:35I like the cunt about it.
20:37And your hair is giving me a little bit of
20:39a divine kind of moment,
20:41which I also appreciate.
20:42But I'm going to agree with Hequena.
20:44The performance just confused me.
20:46You have a lot of confidence,
20:48which is the fuel to get any show
20:51where you want it to be.
20:53But it was just sort of a stunt
20:55for the sake of doing a stunt.
20:56People, I liked your look tonight.
20:58This to me is sort of you taking your comedy look
21:01and mixing it with the filth
21:04and the horror of Dragula.
21:05So I really liked your look.
21:06Thank you.
21:07Your performance,
21:08you have such an amazing stage presence.
21:10But you didn't bring it all the way tonight.
21:12What I mean by that is you had a fish.
21:14Amazing prop to have.
21:15We couldn't see it.
21:16The people in the crowd didn't see it.
21:18If you're going to bring out a fish,
21:19you need to bring out a fish
21:21and show the fucking crowd
21:22like I got a fucking fish.
21:24I sadly didn't know that you had a fish.
21:27Now part of that might be that
21:28I was distracted by your other performer
21:31because there's always that risk
21:33when you bring another performer
21:35into a number that's yours, right?
21:37You don't want them to showboat
21:39and sort of steal the spotlight
21:41and all of a sudden become the star of the number.
21:43But at the same time,
21:44they have to be good enough
21:45that they're contributing
21:46to making you look like a star.
21:48My eye is drawn to what's wrong, you know?
21:51So I missed part of your performance.
21:54And I think that unfortunately
21:56is a big downfall for you tonight.
22:01That being said,
22:02love your drag name.
22:04Love your look.
22:05You look like a meatball, you know?
22:08Like, ew, it's really cute.
22:09Extra soft.
22:10I think meatball is gonna have, you know,
22:12a big future.
22:13Tonight just wasn't your night.
22:14Let's go on to Melissa.
22:16Melissa, you did great tonight.
22:18I liked your look.
22:19I liked your performance.
22:20You owned the stage.
22:22I loved the props.
22:23Those totems, each of those items
22:25that you brought out
22:26to kind of represent
22:27each of your competitors
22:28and how I read them.
22:29And you're kind of like
22:30slamming them on the ground.
22:31Kind of a little slap in the face,
22:32kind of a little cunt move.
22:33And I think a fun way to start
22:35a Melissa B. Fierce show.
22:37So I do applaud you for that.
22:39Thank you.
22:40You're welcome.
22:41Well, Melissa,
22:42the only thing that I don't think,
22:43that I think is not punk,
22:44and if I might say
22:45it's really been overdone,
22:46is the death dropping.
22:48I've seen a million death drops,
22:50you know, at this point.
22:51And I think it's an easy way
22:53to get a reaction from the audience.
22:55And I'm not gonna say
22:56it's a cheap ploy,
22:57because if it's done well,
22:58it looks great.
22:59And it did look great.
23:00For me, it's like,
23:02it's been so done.
23:04Death drops are my thing.
23:06It's one thing I always do
23:08when I perform.
23:10And I'm not gonna stop doing them.
23:11At this point,
23:13you are such a strong performer.
23:15Your makeup's great.
23:16You have stage charisma.
23:18You can death drop,
23:19but you don't need to.
23:21And I think it's getting
23:23to the point where it's like
23:24the drag emcee who comes out
23:26and says,
23:27how's everybody doing?
23:29It's like, it's almost desperate.
23:31Does that make sense?
23:32It's like, I know
23:33I can force a reaction
23:34out of the crowd
23:35by doing this thing.
23:36So my challenge to you would be
23:38to pull back.
23:39It's something that I'm known
23:40back at home for.
23:41I mean, I know
23:43I work with a lot of queens
23:44who do it,
23:45but not everyone does it
23:47the right way.
23:48So I kind of mean
23:49me coming here was like,
23:50bitch, you better
23:51fucking step your pussy up
23:52and shut the fucking stage down.
23:53Right, right, right.
23:54So my way of me doing that
23:56is me showing them
23:57what Melissa B. Fierce is about
23:58back home in LA.
23:59So I was like,
24:00I gotta leave my stamp
24:01here in San Francisco
24:02and let them know
24:03who Melissa B. Fierce is.
24:04I mean, it's what I do.
24:05And I mean,
24:06I give it my all, you know?
24:09If that's what you do at home,
24:10see, I've never seen you
24:11perform before.
24:12So that's great.
24:13I mean, I thought
24:14your performance as well.
24:15It's just something
24:16I've seen so much.
24:17You know what I mean?
24:18That's all.
24:19Let's face it.
24:20If Heclina attempted
24:21a death drop,
24:22it would literally be
24:23a death drop.
24:24That could be it.
24:25We'd be calling 911
24:27and she would have died,
24:29you know?
24:30There'd be celebrations
24:31in the streets.
24:32Moving on.
24:33Let's move on to Vander.
24:35What did you ladies
24:36think of Vander's
24:37performance tonight?
24:38So amazing.
24:39I thought,
24:40the minute you stepped
24:41out on stage,
24:42you captivated me
24:43with your look,
24:45with your stage presence.
24:47Your makeup is amazing.
24:49I think it really
24:50is giving me hunk.
24:52It's kind of like
24:53Nick Rhodes
24:54from Duran Duran,
24:55but really exaggerated.
24:57Do you know what I mean?
24:58Or kind of like real,
24:59she's like,
25:00I don't even know
25:01who you're talking about.
25:02Well, Google it.
25:03Google it.
25:04Or it's actually like,
25:05it's more goth,
25:06like Virgin Prunes,
25:07if you really want
25:08to get goth.
25:09But,
25:10even before you
25:11lifted up your,
25:12wait, what?
25:13She's like,
25:14Google it.
25:15I love the makeup.
25:16It's kind of
25:17Nosferatu drag.
25:18Also,
25:19Google that too.
25:20Okay?
25:21And you captivated me
25:24before you did the reveal.
25:26So that I know
25:27is you're doing a good job.
25:29So to me,
25:30it's a very strong,
25:31you're somebody
25:32that I would book
25:33just seeing the one performance.
25:35You know,
25:36the look,
25:37the aesthetic,
25:39and the presence.
25:42For me,
25:43you really reminded me
25:45of early Tranny Shack,
25:46which for me is like
25:47the height of compliments.
25:49You know,
25:50when we were performing,
25:52you're always looking
25:53for that person
25:54who's going to come out
25:55and do something new
25:56and something
25:57you hadn't seen before.
25:58And immediately,
25:59your style,
26:00the whole look,
26:02the fashion of it,
26:04and the horror of it,
26:05and the strangeness,
26:06and the eccentricity,
26:07and all the references
26:08that she's bringing.
26:09It looks filmic.
26:10It looks gothic.
26:11It's couture.
26:13The giant pentagram,
26:15the strange asymmetrical hair,
26:17the weird boots
26:18that aren't boots.
26:19You know,
26:20it's all art
26:21for us to look at.
26:22Then you perform,
26:23you know your lip sync,
26:25and you were performing
26:26to both a male vocal
26:27and a female vocal,
26:28and you owned it.
26:29Not easy to do.
26:30And it was funny.
26:32You know,
26:33you're doing really rich
26:34Italian satanists,
26:35and you pull out
26:36a slice of pizza
26:37and eat it.
26:38This is all in addition
26:39to your giant costume piece.
26:41And I would just say
26:42that like bravo,
26:43because you can tell
26:44that you put so much work
26:46and thought and effort
26:47into it,
26:48and it paid off, you know.
26:49And you're a pro.
26:50You know,
26:51you're definitely,
26:53you have a long drag career
26:55ahead of you
26:56if you want that.
26:57It's obvious.
26:58It's quality.
27:01Vander,
27:02you continued
27:03to impress me tonight.
27:04You did.
27:05Your look was amazing.
27:06Your performance
27:08had an issue
27:09because your back piece
27:11malfunctioned,
27:12which is a big pet peeve
27:14of ours, as you know.
27:15So to have it flop
27:17in this venue
27:18disappointed us.
27:19But the overall concept
27:21and your stage presence
27:22and your look
27:23was great.
27:25You took a lot of risks,
27:26which is what I love,
27:27and they were bold ones
27:28like the pentagram.
27:29Not just the trick,
27:30kind of like punk rock
27:31peacock reveal,
27:32which I love,
27:33and it kind of told the story
27:34of all the challenges
27:35I think that came before,
27:36which I noticed,
27:37and I really soak up
27:38all those details,
27:39and I love them.
27:40It's actually my only
27:41criticism of you
27:42is I think you try to fire off
27:43on maybe there's
27:44an overload of ideas.
27:46If it's going to be pizza,
27:48you were fumbling
27:49with something else to come out,
27:50and I'm not sure what it was.
27:51I'm not sure if it actually
27:52made it out
27:53part of your costume there
27:54in the beginning
27:55of the performance.
27:56That's it.
27:57I'm like, okay.
27:58You know,
27:59and that's a quality problem.
28:00If you have so many ideas
28:01to edit them down,
28:02that's kind of
28:03where you want to be.
28:04You don't want to be
28:05without ideas,
28:06but that's kind of
28:07a desperate place.
28:08I totally get what
28:09they're coming from.
28:10Maybe I did do
28:11a little bit too much,
28:12and doing too much
28:13is making it harder
28:14to come back every week
28:15and impress them even more.
28:16My favorite thing
28:17about your performances
28:18in general,
28:19which goes back
28:20to our time in the desert,
28:21I think I said
28:22I've never seen someone
28:23kind of move
28:24in such a serpentine,
28:25knotty, twisted way
28:26that you do.
28:27And that is extremely
28:28captivating
28:29right from the start.
28:30You start moving that way,
28:31and I'm pulled
28:32right to you.
28:33I want to see
28:34what you're going to do next.
28:35So, well done.
28:37So listen.
28:38Half of your challenge
28:40is now complete
28:41in San Francisco.
28:43But as you know,
28:45each of you
28:46will have to face
28:47the extermination challenge
28:48to help us decide
28:49which one of you
28:51will be eliminated
28:52and which of the three of you
28:54are going to be moving forward
28:55in this competition.
28:56When one of you
28:57is crowned
28:58the world's first
28:59drag super monster,
29:00you'll be doing
29:01countless photo shoots,
29:02music videos,
29:04film shoots.
29:05You may even end up
29:06in one of
29:07Peach's Christ
29:08stage productions.
29:10You'll soon come to realize
29:11that while glamorous,
29:12shooting can be
29:13a giant bitch.
29:14It will be
29:15uncomfortable,
29:16torturous,
29:17dangerous,
29:18and sometimes hellish.
29:19So, we want to make sure
29:21you can handle
29:22such demanding situations.
29:23We're going to be
29:24taking you out
29:25on location
29:26for a photo shoot
29:27out in the waters
29:28of the San Francisco Bay.
29:30And right now,
29:31the water temperature
29:33I think is sitting
29:34at a cool 45 degrees.
29:38Your challenge is simple.
29:40You'll take the next two days
29:42to create your most
29:43imaginative sea monster look.
29:45You'll be photographed
29:46emerging from the icy waters
29:48of the San Francisco Bay
29:50modeling your looks.
29:51Finally, we will consider
29:52your performances tonight
29:54along with your photo shoot
29:56to decide which one of you
29:57will be moving forward.
29:59Thank you, ladies.
30:00Our work is done here.
30:01We'll see you all again
30:03very, very soon.
30:05Thank you.
30:06Thank you.
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31:36Welcome to Land's End, lovers.
31:37Now, we did warn you,
31:38your life is going to be filled
31:39with photo shoots
31:40and video shoots,
31:41some of which can be grueling,
31:42and we're here to prove it to you.
31:44We hope you're ready.
31:46It's time to begin.
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33:58Ladies, I'm sure you are freezing,
34:00so we're not going to keep you
34:01out here too much longer,
34:03but we have to take a minute
34:04to tell you how proud
34:06we are of you tonight.
34:08You have come full circle
34:10as super monsters,
34:11and every one of you
34:13brought amazing looks
34:14and energy to the competition tonight.
34:16We appreciate everything
34:17you guys have brought
34:18to the table tonight.
34:19You've come to San Francisco.
34:20You served it up
34:21for legendary queens
34:22Peaches Christ and Haklina.
34:23You gave the city
34:24something to remember.
34:25We've brought you to the shore,
34:26and you served up
34:27the second part of your challenge
34:28and brought us your fiercest
34:30and most imaginative
34:31sea monster couture.
34:33Well done.
34:34You should take this opportunity
34:37to say your goodbyes now,
34:38because for one of you,
34:39the road ends here,
34:40because from this point forward,
34:42we're looking for
34:43our top three monsters.
34:45That's right.
34:46This will be the last time
34:47the four of you are together.
34:48So say your goodbyes,
34:50because one of you
34:51will not be joining us
34:52in the morning.
34:57It's been an honor
34:58to have to work with
34:59each one of you guys.
35:00You guys are very talented.
35:02You know, we are here for a reason.
35:03It's top floor.
35:04We fucking fought our way
35:06up to the top.
35:07We fucking served
35:08every fucking week.
35:10Some of us,
35:11we're not in the bottom.
35:14Stupid bitch.
35:15I am freezing.
35:17It is cold.
35:18Let's wrap it up
35:19and let's go home.
35:20Oh, God.
35:22It was so fucking great
35:24to get to do this with y'all.
35:25Like, I honestly,
35:26going into the competition,
35:27I was afraid,
35:28mostly because I thought,
35:29well, y'all know
35:30how dry competitions are.
35:31I thought it was gonna be like
35:32vicious clawing at each other,
35:33but honestly,
35:34it was so much fucking fun.
35:36There was not that much drama.
35:38Nobody here involved,
35:39but I honestly had a fucking
35:41great time with all y'all.
35:42I had so much fun,
35:43and I'm so glad
35:44we got to do this together.
35:45Getting to know these girls
35:46through this experience
35:47has truly been amazing,
35:49and to share
35:50this crazy fucking ride
35:53is really one of the best things
35:54that's ever happened to me,
35:55and it's one of the best experiences
35:56I've ever lived through.
35:58It's been an honor
35:59making it to the top four
36:00with you guys.
36:01I think you guys are some of the
36:02most talented queens
36:03I've ever worked with,
36:04and I'm so happy
36:05you guys move forward
36:06when I go home.
36:07I've gotten to know
36:08each one of you so well.
36:09It's just,
36:11I'm happy to be here, you guys.
36:12Being in the top four
36:13against these girls is amazing.
36:15I'm just upset that Frankie
36:16finally decided to come in
36:17and actually slay a challenge
36:19this late in the game.
36:21It's been a fucking blast.
36:22I love being here.
36:23I love doing crazy shit like this,
36:25and I'm glad that out of
36:26the ones that were here,
36:27I mean, everyone was amazing.
36:28I loved everyone,
36:29but us top four,
36:30we had a fucking blast.
36:31We're sisters.
36:32We love each other.
36:33There was no bullshit,
36:34no anger.
36:35I had a great fucking ride.
36:36If I go home tonight,
36:37it's gonna suck,
36:38but whoever wins,
36:40represent, represent, represent!
36:42Let's go, one, two, three,
36:43Dracula, yeah?
36:44Yeah.
36:45One, two, three,
36:46Dracula!
37:09Jesus fucking Christ.
37:10Is this gonna be a barbecue?
37:11Oh my God, chickens!
37:12Oh my God, chickens,
37:13you're my favorite.
37:14Oh, I'm gonna fry you guys up
37:15so nice.
37:16Oh, I'm used to some biscuits
37:17and some grapes.
37:18Ah!
37:19Ah!
37:20Oh, no, please,
37:21don't, please,
37:22I promise,
37:23it's just because I'm fat.
37:24Oh, no!
37:25Oh!
37:26Oh!
37:27Oh!
37:28Oh!
37:29Oh!
37:30Oh!
37:31Oh!
37:32Oh!
37:33Oh!
37:34Oh!
37:35Oh!
37:36Oh!
37:37Oh!
37:38Oh!
37:39Why?
38:08Next time on Dracula.
38:39Meeh!
38:47French!
39:04This is more difficult
39:05than we thought.
39:06Difficult than we thought.
39:10Let's get dressed.
39:11♪♪