• 11 months ago
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Tum To tehray Siyasi Batairay,Marhoom Laziz Mian Qawal Nay Sunai Nayi Qawali
Transcript
00:00 Welcome back, viewers.
00:02 We have with us in the break, Mr. Lazeez.
00:05 He has brought a Qawwali in the name of politicians.
00:08 And I don't know what's in that Qawwali. Let's listen to him.
00:11 - Greetings. - Greetings, Mr. Haroon.
00:14 My first question to you is, Mr. Lazeez, thank you for coming.
00:18 - Thank you. - I don't see your wife today.
00:20 She's sitting. She's sitting. She's got a tie fit. She's gotten very weak.
00:24 Actually, she was getting a lot of weight on her. She got two.
00:28 I don't think she's that because she doesn't let him speak.
00:31 That's true. Where's your wife? You tell us.
00:33 - Actually, I have some issues with her. - Okay.
00:38 So, I had to leave her at her house.
00:42 You had to leave her at her house?
00:44 No, sir. I live at my parents' house.
00:46 - Okay. So, where did she go? - She went to her in-laws' house.
00:49 So, she went to your house.
00:51 This is strange. She got upset and went to her in-laws' house.
00:54 Sir, the laws of the world are changing. So, we're also in that race.
00:59 Okay. So, what have you brought today?
01:01 - I've brought a qawwali today because it's the election season. - Wow!
01:06 - The weather is hot. - Yes.
01:07 - Politicians come. - Yes.
01:09 - They show their dreams. - Yes.
01:10 - And then they disappear for five years. - Wow!
01:13 And these innocent people always...
01:15 - They always get into their trap. - Wow!
01:18 You often recite a poem in your program.
01:21 - We were so simple-minded that... - You came every time.
01:24 - Wow! - Wow!
01:25 - A qawwali in that context. - Life is hidden by voice.
01:29 - Yes. - We were so simple-minded that we came every time.
01:32 - Wow! - Wow!
01:33 - Wow! - Wow!
01:34 - Wow! - Son, you go. Come with us.
01:36 - Okay. Recite it. - Permission granted.
01:41 Yes. We'll recite it.
01:42 (Recites poem)
01:54 (Recites poem)
02:22 (Recites poem)
02:37 (Recites poem)
02:47 (Recites poem)
02:57 (Recites poem)
03:07 (Recites poem)
03:16 (Recites poem)
03:19 (Recites poem)
03:20 (Recites poem)
03:23 (Recites poem)
03:32 - Wow! - Wow!
03:34 (Recites poem)
03:56 (Laughs)
03:58 - It's over. It's over. - It's over?
04:01 Yes.
04:02 Mr. Haroon, the example of kofta is given because
04:05 - the government changes after five years. - Yes.
04:09 - We are given a new kofta. - Okay.
04:11 He said in this poem that
04:13 (Recites poem)
04:17 (Recites poem)
04:27 (Recites poem)
04:31 (Laughs)
04:32 Go ahead.
04:33 (Recites poem)
04:43 (Recites poem)
04:48 (Laughs)
04:50 (Recites poem)
04:53 (Recites poem)
05:02 Wow!
05:03 I am thinking about what's next.
05:06 (Recites poem)
05:24 (Recites poem)
05:45 (Recites poem)
06:02 (Recites poem)
06:11 Wow!
06:12 (Recites poem)
06:20 (Recites poem)
06:28 (Recites poem)
06:36 (Recites poem)
06:45 (Recites poem)
06:49 (Recites poem)
06:57 (Recites poem)
07:00 (Recites poem)
07:05 Wow!
07:06 (Recites poem)
07:10 Wow!
07:11 (Recites poem)
07:28 (Recites poem)
07:36 (Recites poem)
07:44 (Recites poem)
08:05 (Recites poem)
08:15 Wow!
08:16 (Recites poem)
08:33 (Recites poem)
08:45 (Recites poem)
08:55 (Recites poem)
09:03 (Laughs)
09:05 (Recites poem)
09:17 (Recites poem)
09:21 (Recites poem)
09:33 (Recites poem)
09:41 Oh my God!
09:43 (Recites poem)
09:52 Wow!
09:54 Very good!
09:55 Thank you!
09:56 (Recites poem)
09:58 (Laughs)
10:00 Wow!
10:02 Sir, do you have any cash?
10:05 We have no checoniser. No rachoniser.
10:07 We will send you in the account.
10:10 Then get us carrots.
10:13 Ladies and gentlemen, a small break.
10:18 Don't go anywhere after the break.
10:19 Yes.
10:20 Your accent is very sweet.
10:22 It's because of him.
10:23 You didn't teach him how to say, "Get tea".
10:28 He said it all of a sudden.
10:29 (audience laughing)
10:32 Oh

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