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Shaista Lodhi nay Apnay Bhai Sahir Lodhi ki Konsi Adat Apnai Hai? Janiye Dilchasp Qissa
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00:00Beware! Beware! Beware! Beware!
00:10Welcome back, viewers. Once again, a very happy Eid to you.
00:14I saw a video of Sahil Lodhi in which he took out a perfume
00:18and applied it on his second, third, fourth and fifth teeth.
00:21I thought, why don't you buy an expensive one just once?
00:26What was that story?
00:28It's not just his habit. It's the whole family's habit.
00:31Okay.
00:32And we inherited it from our father.
00:35I see.
00:35Our father, now the house and the area where we live are different.
00:40But when we lived in our childhood, when our father used to leave the house
00:44everyone in the locality used to know that our father has left.
00:46You could smell your father.
00:47Yes. So, one, then the second, then the third.
00:50So, I have this habit too.
00:52Do you apply it too?
00:53I have only one that I like a lot.
00:56But my team is worried.
00:58I see.
00:59The designers are worried that they give the clothes
01:02and when they go back, they say that Shaista has worn it.
01:06Tell me, when you are not doing business,
01:09when you are not making new products,
01:11when you are not doing anchoring,
01:13when you don't look at the patients,
01:16when you are not doing all this,
01:18I wanted to know what is your best time
01:22when you don't have to do anything.
01:23How do you do your best in the past time?
01:25These days, I have started a hobby.
01:27What?
01:27Of indoor plants.
01:28I see.
01:29I like to read. I have taken it from my parents.
01:32Okay.
01:32I like to read books.
01:34But my speed has reduced a little.
01:36What do you read more than your hobby?
01:38Motivational books, self-help books.
01:40Which is your favourite writer?
01:41Which is my favourite writer?
01:43There are many.
01:44Do you know that my father, Mushtaq Ahmed Yusufi,
01:46likes him a lot.
01:47Oh, wow!
01:48We should give him a clap.
01:49Wow!
01:50Wow!
01:52Wow!
01:53Mr. Tarek's travelogues are read with a lot of shock in my house.
01:57My father is very shocked.
01:59And we got to meet both of them.
02:00The great thing he said about doctors,
02:03once the doctors called him for a keynote speech.
02:07He went to Aga Khan.
02:09So, Mr. Mushtaq Ahmed Yusufi says,
02:11for the first time, I have come to this hospital in front of doctors.
02:15And without paying and without taking off my clothes,
02:18I am spending time here.
02:21He used to write very well.
02:23If I see your cell phone,
02:26which social media app would have been used the most?
02:29I am very thankful to God that my team has only given me Instagram.
02:36Okay.
02:37Otherwise, my team manages everything.
02:39So, I want to stay away from social media.
02:42Because you become so negative after reading those comments.
02:49And you become sensitized.
02:50The TV has been switched off with great difficulty.
02:52Yes.
02:53So, I used to feel weird when I used to watch the news.
02:59You are tired after a long day.
03:01And then you open a news channel.
03:02And you feel like, what is this fight of chickens?
03:07You said chicken, but you didn't say the right thing.
03:10You did the right thing.
03:13Okay, do you like cooking or not?
03:16No.
03:17Okay.
03:18Why do you give her a hug?
03:24Okay, you did MBBS.
03:26How did you come in the media after that?
03:27What was the incident?
03:29I came in the media while doing it.
03:31You came in the media while doing MBBS?
03:33Yes.
03:33And you continued that too.
03:35I continued that too.
03:36Then I studied further.
03:37Then I did radio.
03:39Everything was going on.
03:40I had kids.
03:41Everything was going on.
03:43Okay, I have seen that all the people who have done radio,
03:46when they have come on TV,
03:47they have always been successful.
03:49Wow.
03:50What is the reason for radio?
03:53You took the chicken there.
03:54You have so many women on your set.
03:56And there are so many women in your audience.
03:58Yes.
03:58At least you should praise them.
04:01That at one time, there is so much multitasking.
04:03There is a mother, there is a student.
04:06She is studying.
04:07She is working.
04:08She is getting a job.
04:10She is also raising a child.
04:12So, this is not an easy task.
04:14No, this is absolutely right.
04:15And I salute the women of our country.
04:16In fact, I salute the women of the whole world.
04:18No doubt.
04:19And on top of that,
04:21today, it is a blessing that I have made a sacrifice.
04:25I have made a sacrifice.
04:27I have sat outside with the fan on.
04:29The flies are making a nest.
04:32They are doing the work of a butcher.
04:33You can't even do what I have told you to do.
04:37One day, the deceased was also saying.
04:38What?
04:39Look, I am studying, I am studying.
04:41I am doing law.
04:42I am doing this show.
04:43I am just not able to be a mother.
04:45I am just not able to be a mother.
04:46He takes very good care of his daughter.
04:49And he also makes her a feeder.
04:50He also puts her to sleep.
04:51And when she wakes up, he takes care of her.
04:52Very good. Very good.
04:54Very good.
04:55She has also got a result.
04:56What is the result?
04:57My wife had prayed that my daughter's first word
05:00should be uncle.
05:00Okay.
05:01Her first word is uncle.
05:02But she says me.
05:03She says you.
05:05Very good.
05:07Very good.
05:08It is a very good thing.
05:09She is a sensible girl.
05:10Okay, I think she has also seen that film.
05:12She had seen a horror film, uncle.
05:15She didn't pay attention to what I was saying.
05:17What did she say?
05:18She doesn't understand men.
05:21You are so helpless in the form of a brother.
05:24In the form of a husband.
05:25In the form of a friend.
05:26In the form of a son.
05:27You always need us.
05:30You have pleaded for both the sides.
05:33You should do a morning show.
05:35Yes.
05:36You are only bringing me tea on Eid.
05:39I mean, is there anything to eat or not?
05:41Yes, there is something to eat.
05:43Greetings, brother.
05:44Happy Eid to all of you.
05:46Congratulations.
05:46Doctor has come.
05:48Greetings.
05:48Very good.
05:49He is also very good.
05:50What is the matter?
05:51Come, come.
05:51Come forward, son.
05:53What?
05:53What?
05:53What is this?
05:54What is this?
05:54What is this?
05:56What is this?
05:56This is his name.
05:57He comes from here.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01You are the environment.
06:02Sit, sit.
06:03You don't have to get up.
06:04No one is getting up.
06:05Come, come.
06:06Come, come.
06:07Come, come.
06:09What?
06:09Come, son. Come here.
06:10Come, son. He is the king of marriages.
06:12Hey, dad has come.
06:14I didn't even know.
06:15You call him.
06:17What should I call him?
06:18Dad, Lodi has come.
06:20I am Lodi.
06:20Are you Lodi?
06:21I have been Lodi for six years.
06:23Then I have become Lodi on money.
06:26What is this Eid?
06:28Wow.
06:28You don't bathe even on Eid.
06:32What have you brought?
06:33Champa, Tikka, Kebabs?
06:34Have you ever eaten Chowdhury?
06:35No.
06:36No, Chowdhury.
06:36Last time I had brought Kanji.
06:38That's what I am saying.
06:39I have cooked seven goats.
06:40Oh, wow.
06:41Oh, wow.
06:42Oh, wow.
06:43Wow, wow, wow.
06:44And the seven goats that you have cooked..
06:46Yes.
06:47..you must have taken their fees.
06:48No, no. I have cooked my own.
06:50Okay, your own.
06:51I said..
06:52I didn't call a butcher.
06:53I didn't call a butcher.
06:54Okay, okay.
06:55You are a talented man.
06:56I know you don't eat big.
06:57That's why I have brought Tikka for you.
07:00Oh, wow.
07:01Wow, wow.
07:02Wow.
07:03First I will get the goat.
07:06Then I will buy new clothes for him.
07:08Okay, I will do it.
07:09Let him do it.
07:10Yes, I will go to the market.
07:12Let him do it.
07:12He will get up early in the morning.
07:15I have brought something hot for you.
07:17Really?
07:17Yes.
07:18Look, the oven is with me.
07:19Wow.
07:21Okay, show me.
07:22Give me one.
07:23It's hot.
07:24Tell me how it tastes.
07:26I will tell you.
07:27Thank you very much.
07:28I had asked for a chair for you.
07:30Oh, no.
07:31But I don't feel like it.
07:32Chowdhury, Khalote, Chowdhury.
07:34Chowdhury is Chowdhury even when he is sitting.
07:36Yes.
07:36Really?
07:37Does it make a difference?
07:37Okay, sit down.
07:39Here.
07:41What else?
07:42How is your father?
07:43His father is very funny.
07:45You..
07:45Thank God, two boys are sitting at home.
07:48One is K.I.K. and the other is Prabh.
07:50Okay.
07:51This is..
07:52I have brought curd for you.
07:53Hurry up and bring it here as well.
07:55Everyone is here.
07:56I am very hungry.
07:57One is enough.
07:58One..
07:58Hey, keep quiet.
07:59You are the hit.
08:00Keep quiet.
08:01Let him eat.
08:02He will throw the food.
08:05Okay, if he doesn't touch it, I will eat it.
08:07I am not giving you a plate.
08:08I will give you a stick.
08:09Give me a stick.
08:10What are you doing?
08:12What happened?
08:13The food is hot.
08:16Give it to our guest first.
08:18Guests keep eating.
08:19We will eat.
08:20Hey, first..
08:21Hey, you..
08:21Hey, you..
08:22Hey..
08:23Dad is here.
08:24Give it to him first.
08:26Dad, I am his son.
08:27I will give him a stick.
08:28I won't let him touch the food.
08:31Dad, eat it.
08:33I will eat the spices.
08:34Taste a little.
08:35You are the dad.
08:36She will eat it in one go.
08:37Yes.
08:38Hold it.
08:39This..
08:40I knew you won't eat it.
08:43I made it myself.
08:45Hey..
08:46Hey, Chaudhary..
08:47You didn't bring a stick.
08:48You brought a brick.
08:49He has put the LP on it.
08:51Come here.
08:51Dad, you hold the stick.
08:53You pull it.
08:54It will come off.
08:55It won't come off.
08:56Wow..
08:59I will give it to you as well.
09:01Why are you staring at me?
09:03I will give it to you as well.
09:04Give it to him.
09:05He won't eat it.
09:06I am a good boy.
09:08Chaudhary is a good boy.
09:10I will give him the spices.
09:11He won't eat it.
09:12You have the whole stick.
09:14Give him the other one as well.
09:15Hold on.
09:16You will get a stick each.
09:17Mr. Chaudhary, thank you very much.
09:19No..
09:20Here is the stick.
09:21I will give it to him.
09:23Okay, fine.
09:24Thank you.
09:25Thank you.
09:25Give him the other one as well.
09:26He can't eat cold food.
09:28No, I can't eat cold food.
09:29Give it to him.
09:30Give it to the boy in the back.
09:32Mr. Chaudhary is a very hospitable man.
09:34He is a very hospitable man.
09:36Thank you very much.
09:36I always believe that he must have got a gift for me.
09:40I am a fan of his show.
09:43I watched the show and then I came here to cook.
09:46Is that so?
09:47Yes.
09:47You are watching the show and cooking?
09:49Yes.
09:50You should have bought some bread.
09:53He doesn't eat bread.
09:55He eats dry bread as well.
09:57How is the taste, Amru?
09:58It's very nice.
09:59He is lying.
10:01Brother, there is one left.
10:03Give it to the musicians.
10:05Why?
10:05Ask them to give him some money.
10:08What do you mean by money?
10:09I got the boy to work as a pickpocket.
10:12This is 200 rupees.
10:14What you gave us is 200 rupees.
10:15Come here. We will make a bill and give it to you.
10:18What is the bill?
10:19What is the bill?
10:20What is the bill?
10:21He eats pickles.
10:22You said that you have seven goats.
10:25Yes.
10:25Why didn't you get it for us?
10:27I gave it to him in the village.
10:28I got the boy to work as a pickpocket.
10:31Thank God.
10:33We sold all our clothes.
10:35You sold them.
10:36This is 200 rupees.
10:37What?
10:38How much will you give us for one goat?
10:40It's your business.
10:42It's none of our business.
10:43Chaudhary.
10:43How much will you give us?
10:44You should be ashamed of yourself.
10:47Mr. Chaudhary, how much will you give us?
10:49He said that it's 200 rupees.
10:50200 rupees.
10:51200 rupees.
10:52I mean, how much will you give me?
10:54You are a queen.
10:55You can buy anything you want.
10:57You can give us anything you want.
11:00It's 200 rupees.
11:01I am looking very pretty today.
11:02I ate this for free.
11:03I won't give you money.
11:04No, no, no.
11:05I am giving you for free.
11:05You look pretty.
11:06You think that I am pretty.
11:07You think that I am going to give you free food.
11:11You pay the bill.
11:12You pay the bill.
11:12You are a big man.
11:13Why should I pay the bill?
11:14I thought that you will buy a gift.
11:15Come on.
11:16Doctor.
11:16You should have told me before.
11:17Who told you?
11:18I can't have a nephew like him.
11:21Give him an Eid gift.
11:22Give him an Eid gift.
11:23I didn't want to make a fuss.
11:24Mr. Shahishtar, can you give us money?
11:27No, no.
11:27We won't give it to the doctor.
11:28No.
11:28Look, when he came here,
11:29he thought that he got it for free.
11:31Yes, of course.
11:32We thought that you came here as a guest.
11:34That's right.
11:34You don't have to give us money.
11:37I will get a fissure done.
11:40No, he won't get a fissure done.
11:42Why?
11:42He has run out of sand.
11:44He doesn't get a fissure done.
11:46He is called a pedicure.
11:52Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
11:54We will meet you after the break.
11:55My name is Dimsha.
11:56And my question is for Mr. Shahishtar.
11:58You waited for three hours to interview Shahrukh Khan.
12:02If he hadn't come after three hours,
12:03how long would you have waited for him?
12:05The whole day.
12:08So you like him a lot.

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