Hoshyarian Ka Challenge, Sab Funkaro Ko Gana Hai Gana
Hoshyarian Ka Challenge, Sab Funkaro Ko Gana Hai Gana
Transcript
00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:04 "Be careful, be careful."
00:10 Welcome back, viewers.
00:11 Mr. Danish expressed his desire.
00:14 He said that he hasn't been reciting poetry for a long time.
00:18 He wants to recite a poem.
00:18 Mr. Danish has requested to recite a poem?
00:21 Yes.
00:21 Don't you have to listen to the kids?
00:23 We don't have kids.
00:25 From here.
00:26 He is a famous person. He has a world record.
00:28 What?
00:29 Yes. He has a world record.
00:31 Now, the next record is of him sitting Salim on his moustache.
00:38 Our drummer, Yusuf, is sitting right in front of us.
00:43 I remembered this from the moment Yusuf was sitting in front of me.
00:45 It's a poem by Ahmed Faraz.
00:48 "Yusuf was not there, but he came to the market."
00:51 Wow. - Wow.
00:53 "He was happy that the buyer had come."
00:55 Wow.
00:57 "Now, he is strong in his heart."
01:00 Wow.
01:00 "My lover has come in front of me."
01:02 Wow. - Wow.
01:04 Why did you say that your lover has come in front of you?
01:08 Why?
01:09 Didn't your lover do it in the last segment?
01:11 What?
01:12 Mr. Haroon, when I went to the pillar to walk, there was no one there.
01:17 Thank God. - I asked why there was no one here.
01:20 He said that the audience has already gone and sat down.
01:22 Yes.
01:23 Irza, I think it's a crime to look so beautiful.
01:27 Thank you so much.
01:28 Why doesn't anyone talk about it?
01:30 Thank you very much. You should talk about it.
01:33 This campaign should start now that it's a ban to look beautiful and lie.
01:37 Everyone knows that I have a tall nose, cat eyes and I have a beautiful face.
01:45 You have a tall nose and cat eyes.
01:47 You can't even look at us.
01:49 (Laughs)
01:51 (Applause)
01:53 We will talk about my beauty later.
01:56 The audience has some suggestions.
01:57 No, let's talk about the eyes first. - No.
01:59 I have seen people with long eyes.
02:01 You are the one who has the glasses.
02:02 No.
02:03 I have seen people with long eyes. - Really?
02:05 Yes.
02:06 They don't have it in their hands.
02:08 "Oh, God, tell me your name."
02:10 (Laughs)
02:11 I saw a girl with long eyes. - Okay.
02:14 She didn't keep quiet. - Then?
02:15 She did this.
02:16 (Laughs)
02:18 Okay. The audience.
02:19 Greetings. - Greetings.
02:21 My name is Mohammad Kashan.
02:23 Wow! You have such beautiful names.
02:25 I want to take a suggestion from you. - Yes, tell me.
02:28 When I sleep at night, it feels cold if I turn on the fan.
02:31 Okay. - It feels hot if I close it.
02:33 Tell me the solution.
02:35 Take out half of the fan and keep the other half inside.
02:37 (Laughs)
02:39 (Applause)
02:41 This is like a case where half goes inside and half goes out.
02:43 (Laughs)
02:44 Mr. Arun, the best solution is to take a sheet
02:47 and keep one leg outside the sheet.
02:49 If it doesn't make a difference,
02:50 then sleep under the table for a few days.
02:52 (Laughs)
02:53 There is a psychological help to this. - What?
02:56 If you keep the fan on and keep lying down
02:57 but keep making noises,
02:58 (Makes noises)
03:00 then it doesn't feel cold. - Does your stomach hurt?
03:02 (Laughs)
03:03 Take 10 rupees oil.
03:05 (Laughs)
03:07 I will tell you why Arjun's belly gets so small.
03:10 He sits under the fan and does this all night.
03:12 (Makes noises)
03:13 (Laughs)
03:15 He is dancing behind the fan.
03:19 (Laughs)
03:21 (Applause)
03:23 Okay, next.
03:25 Greetings. - Greetings.
03:26 My name is Alina Azmat. - Yes, Alina.
03:29 I will recite a poetry. - Yes, please.
03:31 Let's walk together to the shore of the sea.
03:34 Let's walk together to the shore of the sea.
03:37 We will see who will cross the shore.
03:40 (Cheering)
03:43 Wow.
03:45 We will see who will cross the shore.
03:47 Wow. How well you used the word shore.
03:49 Very good. Next.
03:52 Greetings. - Greetings.
03:53 My name is Ahsan. How are you, Mr. Arun?
03:56 I am fine. - There is a lion.
03:58 Which animal? - There is a lion.
03:59 I thought Mr. Arun is a lion.
04:01 (Laughs)
04:02 He is a lion. - Thank you.
04:04 (Cheering)
04:06 Superb.
04:07 (Applause)
04:08 I will tell you what you said, Ahsan.
04:11 Your poem is very good.
04:12 Wow.
04:13 Now recite it.
04:15 This will be the first time I have praised someone before a lion.
04:18 Recite it. - If you get in life
04:20 then who will you wish for?
04:22 If you want to live, then you enjoy living.
04:24 Wow.
04:27 Small packet, big brain. Wow.
04:29 (Laughs)
04:31 (Applause)
04:34 It was a great poem.
04:36 Wow. - Amazing.
04:36 You have a good vision. You can recognize people.
04:39 Yes. - Wow.
04:40 Amazing. Next. - He is a lion.
04:42 Yes. - Lions don't get less.
04:44 (Laughs)
04:46 How funny. Cut this.
04:49 (Laughs)
04:51 Mr. Dictor.
04:53 Okay.
04:55 The first lion is the one who says, "Wow, you are right."
04:59 Next.
05:00 Hello. - Hello.
05:02 Mr. Arun, I want to sing a song for you.
05:04 Please.
05:05 "How can I live without you?"
05:10 "How can I live without you?"
05:14 "The nights are longer than centuries."
05:19 "The days are longer than centuries."
05:23 "Come back again."
05:28 "My heart is saying."
05:31 Wow. - Wow.
05:33 (Applause)
05:35 Are you done? - Yes.
05:36 Please sing a song for us.
05:38 Which song? - Yes.
05:40 Okay. - Like your 40 songs.
05:42 Which song?
05:43 (Laughs)
05:44 Don't worry. He doesn't know.
05:46 Sing. - There is a failed singer behind you.
05:48 (Laughs)
05:50 Okay.
05:51 "Let's talk about love."
05:54 "The heart is beating fast."
05:59 "Oh, my beloved."
06:03 "Let's talk about love."
06:05 "Let's talk about love."
06:08 "Oh, my beloved."
06:10 "You are so bad even under the shade of a tree."
06:13 (Laughs)
06:15 Do you know that if you are under the shade of a tree
06:17 it breaks the tree.
06:18 (Laughs)
06:19 If you were sitting here, I would have left you behind.
06:21 (Laughs)
06:22 But, Mr. Amanat, you sing very well.
06:25 I am your fan.
06:26 (Laughs)
06:27 No. His voice is ruined by hard work.
06:31 I sing like this.
06:33 (Laughs)
06:34 Gokha has fulfilled his wish. - Yes.
06:37 Now, I wish that Irza.. - Irza too.
06:40 Irza, you too. - Oh!
06:41 Hold on.
06:43 As soon as Irza finishes,
06:46 everyone will do this.
06:49 No one will laugh.
06:50 Okay. - No one should laugh.
06:52 Okay. - After Irza, this song will be sung by Mr. Agha.
06:57 One by one.
06:59 Salim will be with him.
07:00 You will be behind him.
07:03 The one who laughs will be punished.
07:05 Yes. - Yes, Irza.
07:06 (Sings in Hindi)
07:11 (Sings in Hindi)
07:16 (Sings in Hindi)
07:21 (Sings in Hindi)
07:25 (Sings in Hindi)
07:31 (Sings in Hindi)
07:36 (Sings in Hindi)
07:41 (Sings in Hindi)
07:46 (Sings in Hindi)
07:51 (Sings in Hindi)
07:56 (Sings in Hindi)
07:58 (Laughs)
08:02 Brothers, listen.
08:03 Yes. - No one will do this.
08:06 First of all.. - You will do this.
08:08 I will sit like this. - No.
08:10 You will do this.
08:11 I will not stop.
08:13 But I will listen to this.
08:16 (Sings in Hindi)
08:20 (Sings in Hindi)
08:22 (Sings in Hindi)
08:23 (Laughs)
08:24 For God's sake. No. - Listen from there too.
08:26 I will point at him.
08:28 Only he will sing. - You will do this with Mr. Dhani.
08:31 And if.. - No.
08:32 No. I will go to him.
08:35 And if anyone laughs from here,
08:36 then you will be punished. - Okay. Done.
08:38 (Sings in Hindi)
08:44 (Sings in Hindi)
08:51 (Sings in Hindi)
08:57 (Sings in Hindi)
09:04 (Sings in Hindi)
09:11 (Sings in Hindi)
09:17 (Sings in Hindi)
09:20 (Laughs)
09:22 Arun, you are a fool.
09:24 Arun. - No one can beat me.
09:27 Yes. - God has given you a moustache like Charlie.
09:30 (Laughs)
09:31 Viewers, this was today's show.
09:32 We will meet you in the next show.
09:34 Take care.
09:36 Goodbye.
09:37 "Be careful."