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Goga Bangaya Smog Ki Waja, Danish Le Ke Moonch TV Mai Phansa, Madaho Ke Sawalat se Hoshyarian Sajaa
Transcript
00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers. Yes, Irza.
00:04 Mr. Haroon, we have a very outstanding and talented audience today.
00:10 So let's go to them.
00:11 Where are they?
00:12 Here.
00:14 Okay, they are here. Okay.
00:16 So let's go to the audience.
00:17 - Yes. - Hello.
00:19 Hello.
00:20 My name is Ayesha. I have come from Hafizabad.
00:23 I have my own salon.
00:24 Oh, wow. And you have achieved so much at such a young age.
00:28 I just had a hobby, that's all.
00:30 Okay, very good.
00:31 Please help us a little. Now that you are here.
00:33 How many litres of base will you apply on Gogha's face?
00:36 - This is not me. This is him. - Okay.
00:39 Sister, you can apply it on my face. I will give it to you after four days.
00:42 The base won't work for him.
00:45 He will have to apply cream.
00:47 - Okay. - No, no. You have brought him.
00:48 First, drink it. Leave it.
00:50 Drink it according to me.
00:52 He will never get well. He has to fight with Randa.
00:55 And according to me, he has to wear a steam for four days.
00:58 - He wears it everyday. - How?
01:00 When his mother hits him with a hammer, he puts his face in front of the pot.
01:03 Look at Gogha's dressing.
01:09 Doesn't he look like a shoe-thief in a juice corner?
01:11 As far as I am concerned, you should use oil.
01:15 So that your face looks smaller.
01:16 - Okay, I should use oil. - His hair should come.
01:19 No, no. It's a good thing.
01:20 My hair should come. This is my advice.
01:23 - Hmm. - So let's finish this by lighting a fire.
01:26 Mr. Agha, we will light a fire.
01:28 We won't put a fire on the smoke.
01:30 The smoke will go away.
01:32 You can do it for five to seven days. It won't go away.
01:34 Thank you very much. Next.
01:39 - Greetings. - Greetings.
01:41 My name is Fazila.
01:42 - I have a complaint against Mr. Dhani. - What is it?
01:45 - My complaint is.. - You have a complaint too.
01:46 - Yes. - My complaint is that..
01:50 - People have small TVs. - Okay.
01:53 Mr. Dhani's moustache doesn't come out.
01:55 - My sister has a complaint. - Yes.
01:59 - Her kids are mischievous. - Yes.
02:01 Their moustache comes out of the TV.
02:03 - Our show was going on since last week. - Yes.
02:07 And the kids were running around with their moustache.
02:09 Stop it. This is my camera. Go back a little.
02:13 Once the show was over.
02:16 Everyone was out. They were there.
02:17 Mr. Dhani came and said, "The kids are running around with their moustache."
02:22 Mr. Dhani has complained to the ARY.
02:25 - Yes. - He said, "Don't run Afzabad. I have a headache."
02:28 - Next. - Greetings.
02:34 - Greetings. - My name is Muhammad Numan.
02:36 Mr. Arun, I have a question for you.
02:39 Whenever there is a problem in our government
02:41 the first order is to shut down schools, colleges and educational institutions.
02:47 Recently, there was an order regarding smoking.
02:51 The first notification is to shut down schools.
02:55 What is the logic behind it?
02:57 How do you stop smoking?
03:02 This question is asked a lot. It is also mentioned in the comments.
03:05 People usually talk about it in private.
03:07 I have a question for you.
03:09 There are parents and kids at home.
03:12 When there is a problem at home
03:16 - who do we save first? - The kids.
03:18 - The kids. - Our kids.
03:20 That's why we save the kids first.
03:22 - Okay. - We say we will face it.
03:24 We will go out and work.
03:26 But we should save them first.
03:29 And education can be done at home.
03:31 Otherwise, my sisters and mothers want their kids to go to school.
03:35 We will get some time.
03:36 But we have to save them for a few days.
03:38 That's why we want the government to stop it.
03:41 Gokhae's kids don't even go to school.
03:44 They are on holidays.
03:46 Why is that, Gokhae?
03:48 I agree with you.
03:50 - My elder brother.. - Okay, you agree.
03:52 Okay.
03:54 No, brother. You were saying something.
03:58 Sir, when he was smoking in Lahore, he said
04:00 "You should stay safe."
04:02 - Okay. - He said that.
04:04 That's why you are wearing shiny clothes.
04:06 - So that people can see you. - Yes.
04:09 - Even if the groom is married.. - Yes.
04:11 ..they don't put a mark on the door.
04:12 They say, "You will get married inside. Go out."
04:17 - Next. - Greetings.
04:19 Greetings.
04:20 My name is Rizwan. I want to recite a poem.
04:22 Go ahead.
04:23 How is the condition? How is the mood?
04:26 Yesterday was yesterday. Tell me, how is it today?
04:28 Wow.
04:29 In our city, people are enemies of love.
04:33 You tell me, how is the tradition of your city?
04:35 Wow.
04:38 Wow.
04:39 - A friend like him is famous in our area. - Why?
04:43 He massages the women very well.
04:47 - Next. - Greetings.
04:48 Greetings.
04:49 - My name is Maqsood Anial. - Okay.
04:51 I want to sing a song of Mr. Fadhil Khan.
04:54 Go ahead.
04:56 "Are you sorrow or happiness?"
05:01 "You are my life."
05:05 "You are my life."
05:09 "In the season of sunsets.."
05:13 Wow.
05:14 "In the season of sunsets.."
05:19 "..you are the reason of my friendship."
05:24 "You are my life."
05:28 Wow.
05:29 "You are my life."
05:33 "In the midst of friends.."
05:40 "In the midst of friends.."
05:45 "..you are the reason of my friendship."
05:50 "You are my life."
05:54 "You are my life."
05:59 Wow. Very good.
06:02 I think Abid and his hairstyle is the same.
06:05 We are the same.
06:06 Next.
06:08 - Greetings. - Greetings.
06:10 My name is Azim.
06:11 I have a question for Mr. Goga.
06:14 Okay.
06:14 I want to ask him that it's winter.
06:17 Will you be brave enough to bathe yourself or call 112?
06:20 We are robbers. We have to be on gunpoint.
06:24 I have bathed once before winter.
06:29 Next.
06:31 - Greetings. - Greetings.
06:32 - My name is Sabah Noor. - Okay.
06:34 I want to sing a song.
06:36 Go ahead.
06:37 "When you smile.."
06:40 "..my heart gets cool."
06:45 "When you smile.."
06:48 "..my heart gets cool."
06:53 "Our day doesn't end.."
06:58 "..until I hold your pillow."
07:01 "I have kept my feet.."
07:07 "..in the night."
07:09 "When you smile.."
07:12 "..my heart gets cool."
07:17 Wow.
07:20 Very good.
07:21 Very good.
07:23 Very good.
07:25 Goga.
07:26 "When you bathe.."
07:28 "..my nose gets cool."
07:32 "When you smile.."
07:35 "..my heart gets cool."
07:38 The songs were good.
07:41 What will we do now?
07:43 - Yes. - Greetings.
07:46 - Greetings. - My name is Mohammad Nazim.
07:48 - Okay. - I want to sing a poem.
07:50 - Go ahead. - Go ahead.
07:52 "Yesterday's love.."
07:54 "..has become fourth day."
07:56 - Yes. - "It's too much."
07:58 - "It's too much." - "It's too much."
08:00 "He made me unfriend."
08:02 "I'm dead."
08:04 "It's too much."
08:05 Wow.
08:07 Wow.
08:08 Get up. You've made me feel bad.
08:11 Goga, I'm laughing at you again.
08:14 You're dead.
08:15 Goga, it's too much.
08:19 Next.
08:21 - Greetings, sir. - Greetings.
08:22 - My name is Amna. - Think again.
08:25 I'm fond of acting.
08:29 - Okay. - I'm here to act.
08:31 - You're here to act. - Yes.
08:34 - Oh. - So, what do we do? Shall we call her?
08:37 - Shall we call her? - Sir.
08:38 - Come. - Come.
08:39 Come.
08:40 First of all, a round of applause for your confidence.
08:47 - Malaika Paroda will support you. - Yes.
08:55 - Someone.. - Malaika Babar.
08:59 - Who's the acting? - Send an actress.
09:01 Tell us what character you'll give her.
09:03 What character will you give Malaika?
09:05 - Mother-in-law. - Mother-in-law.
09:07 Mother-in-law.
09:08 - Who's she? - She's her daughter-in-law.
09:11 You're her daughter-in-law.
09:12 Both of you are husband and wife.
09:14 - Where have you come from? - We've come home from marriage.
09:16 You've come home from marriage.
09:18 So, you start.
09:19 Malaika, you start so that it gets easy.
09:22 Pass the mic and speak loudly.
09:24 Cue.
09:25 When you were brought home from marriage
09:27 did you have a good husband?
09:29 If you bring me home like this, where will I go?
09:32 Oh!
09:34 - That's nice. - I see.
09:36 Now, you'll fight with your mother-in-law.
09:39 Talk to me with respect.
09:41 I'll answer like you're saying.
09:44 Does your mother-in-law also talk like this?
09:47 No, my mother didn't teach me this.
09:53 Why did you eat so much there?
09:55 You were getting fat there.
09:57 If you don't want to find a house, where will you go?
10:00 You'll die of hunger there.
10:01 - Wow! - Wow!
10:03 Wow!
10:05 That was amazing.
10:07 Amazing.
10:08 Now, you'll fight with your mother-in-law.
10:11 Listen to me.
10:12 She eats good food. She just doesn't feel like it.
10:15 Which good food does she eat?
10:16 Which good husband does she have?
10:18 Listen to me. Don't call her a bad woman.
10:22 Vegetables are good for a person.
10:24 She's old.
10:26 You'll die of hunger.
10:28 That was amazing.
10:32 - Amazing. - That was amazing.
10:33 Well done.
10:35 Very good.
10:36 - Malaika was also amazing. - Malaika was amazing.
10:39 - Malaika was amazing. - Very good.
10:40 Malaika, show us your acting here in the show.
10:44 Viewers, we had a short break.
10:49 Don't go anywhere. We'll be back after the break.
10:51 A thorn suit makes a man beautiful.
10:53 - Wow! - That's very good.
10:56 It's nothing like that. Malaika's mother will be back.
10:58 Mr. Agha, I'm just saying it in support.
11:01 A thorn suit makes a man beautiful.
11:04 It doesn't make a man tired.
11:07 Is he praising himself?
11:09 (audience laughing)

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