Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about naked man who was arrested after he jumped into the aquarium at an Alabama Bass Pro Shop. They view the uncensored video of his cannonball and can't believe their eyes at how poorly endowed the man is.
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00:00white trash alert
00:10there's a temporary
00:14new exhibit
00:15at a large bass
00:18pro shops in leeds alabama
00:20oh god
00:21if you go to the aquarium
00:24you might be able to see a chubby
00:26naked man swimming with the fishes
00:28that's so bad
00:29actually the other day
00:32a 42 year old guy
00:34named George Owens
00:36crashed his car into a pole
00:39in the parking lot
00:40of the bass pro shops
00:42so then he jumps out of his car
00:44strips completely nude
00:47runs into the store
00:49and does a cannonball
00:51into the giant aquarium
00:53cannonball
00:54that sounds cool
00:56just wait
00:58later he walked over and stands
01:01under a waterfall
01:02naturally
01:03all the bass pro shoppers were
01:05stunned
01:06oh sure right
01:07what the hell
01:08police show up
01:10and before they caught him
01:12he was able to jump into the water
01:14a second time
01:15that's the video
01:18that we have up at
01:19DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
01:21yeah Lisa
01:22it's private social media
01:23surprise surprise
01:25you just wait
01:26Lisa you haven't seen this obviously
01:28right
01:29I have not
01:29no
01:30he becomes infamous
01:31because of his lack of penis
01:33oh
01:34oh Lisa
01:35like I'm telling you Lisa
01:37we put this up at
01:38DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
01:39I think it's safe for work
01:40even uncensored
01:42because you can't see
01:44any genitalia
01:45you can see his balls
01:46can you
01:47a bit
01:48you can see
01:49the tiniest
01:51well no
01:52did you see him being led
01:53have you seen him being led out
01:55by the cops
01:56here's the
01:56uncensored
01:58video
01:59Lisa
02:00so you can see this for yourself
02:02nothing
02:05I thought he had a vagina
02:07for a minute
02:08there's not an ounce showing
02:11that lady's got a front row seat too
02:13there's nothing
02:15there is a still photo Dave
02:19of the cops
02:20leading him out
02:23where
02:24you see it
02:26you see
02:27what he's got
02:28and it's nothing
02:29that's what led him to this right
02:32he's just
02:33he's a lunatic
02:35he turned into a lunatic
02:36guys I've never thought of doing this
02:38I've never once thought of doing this
02:41imagine pressing your lack of stuff
02:45up against
02:45the glass of an aquarium
02:47no like
02:48honestly
02:49like this whole thing
02:50has shocked me in a way
02:51that is
02:52much
02:53come get me
02:55I'm ready
02:56I mean honestly
02:57like when I saw this unfold
02:59someone said
03:01he made a lot of guys feel good
03:03I felt great
03:04that's right
03:05someone to chuck his Jon Hamm next to him
03:07oh my god
03:08I almost just posted a nude
03:10after I saw that
03:12do you save it as like a screensaver
03:14I haven't yet
03:15but I might
03:16I should
03:17inspiration
03:17I should
03:18cause I was like
03:19get ready for a shower yesterday
03:21and I was like
03:23look at you
03:25I should release this to the world
03:27I'm not George Owens
03:28no
03:29there's no better time
03:31all the memes were like
03:32guys walking around their house tonight
03:34like yeah
03:35yeah
03:36I was like
03:37jeez
03:38you're looking good
03:39before this went viral
03:40I'm like
03:41oh my god
03:41so funny
03:42we're gonna have to talk about that
03:43guy does cannonball
03:44and then I'm like
03:44what's that
03:45what
03:46no
03:46I saw the unedited video
03:48I'm like
03:48hold on
03:48what did he
03:49it got so serious
03:50at first he had such a big bush
03:52it was covering it
03:54and then I'm like
03:54the man doesn't have a wiener
03:56I didn't really pay
03:57too much attention to it
03:58I just thought
03:59okay it's a funny
04:00you know
04:00thing
04:01cause someone else
04:02has done this before
04:04and so I was like
04:05oh yeah
04:05it's you know
04:06old hat now
04:07and then I saw
04:08nothing's even floating about
04:10no
04:10there's nothing floating about
04:12there's nothing floating about
04:13to be honest
04:14it looks like a woman
04:15is swimming
04:16that's what I said
04:17I thought he had a vagina
04:18yep
04:19I thought
04:20oh this is
04:21it's a someone
04:22yeah
04:23that's what I thought
04:24yes
04:24honestly I did
04:25if someone mistakes you
04:26as transgender
04:27and you're an actual man
04:28yep
04:29but I'll say this
04:30that's a bad day
04:31everything changed for me
04:34when I saw that photo
04:35of him being walked out
04:36like life changed
04:38like you were
04:40all of a sudden
04:41on top of the world
04:41I was like
04:42it was this little
04:42life changing thing
04:43because
04:44and this is the only thing
04:46I can say
04:47there was
04:50an equal
04:51sense of
04:52relief
04:53yeah
04:54for me
04:55but also
04:57I couldn't help
04:58but empathize
04:59it might be
05:00the most empathy
05:01I've ever had
05:02displayed in my whole life
05:03really
05:04this guy
05:04with his lack of wiener
05:05because I just felt
05:07I feel
05:09terrible
05:10for this guy
05:11but he did it to himself
05:12that's not how he wanted
05:13it to get out
05:14someone says
05:17what if he knows
05:18what he's working with
05:18and he's loving this shame
05:20there are guys
05:20like that
05:21oh that's true
05:21could be a fetish of his
05:23there are definitely
05:24guys like that
05:25that love the put down
05:26of it all
05:26well
05:27how else
05:28do you go
05:29you know
05:31I mean I guess
05:32in a weird way
05:33I'm in that
05:34gray area
05:35where
05:36it's not small enough
05:38for me to be
05:38to just want
05:40all the shame
05:41because that would make
05:42life easier
05:43I guess
05:43it would have made
05:44life easier
05:45like this guy's life
05:46is golden
05:47if he's into shame
05:49this is the most
05:50this is the
05:51yeah it's perfect
05:52it's the most shameful
05:53thing
05:54ever
05:55I can imagine
05:56I don't think
05:57I've seen a worse
05:58video in a while
06:00for the male species
06:01no
06:02I'm telling you man
06:03I looked at my naked body
06:04and I was like
06:06now's the time
06:09to release it
06:10kudos to you
06:10he made you feel
06:11good about yourself
06:12there is an upside
06:12just running out
06:13pressing it against
06:14glass
06:14can I tell you
06:16right now
06:17that a nude
06:18of mine
06:18could leak
06:19right
06:20yeah
06:20it could leak
06:21at any time
06:23wow
06:23there was
06:24no
06:25but I'm just saying
06:26there's no time
06:28like right now
06:30oh
06:31to follow up this
06:32if it came out
06:33now you'd look huge
06:34next to this one
06:35I would
06:35you gotta get on the
06:36tail end of this
06:36viral video
06:37I'm just saying
06:37like if anyone's
06:38planning on leaking
06:39any nudes of
06:40themselves
06:41do it now
06:41like this is the time
06:42do it now
06:43leak your nudes
06:44guys
06:44leak your nudes
06:45this is the time
06:46you will look like
06:47a porn star
06:48yep
06:48next to this fellow
06:50George Owens
06:51cause it might be small
06:53but you're not
06:54George Owens
06:55and it just sucks
06:56his whole name
06:57everything's out there
06:58cause he got arrested
06:59George Owens
07:00from Alabama
07:01oh
07:02again if you missed
07:03it check it out
07:04at daveandcheckthefreak.com
07:05that was something
07:05you know
07:06bad day in that guy's
07:07life
07:08I'm glad you hadn't
07:09seen it
07:09Lisa
07:10because to me
07:11it's shocking
07:12it's a shocking
07:13it's absolutely shocking
07:15it's a shocking
07:16reveal
07:16it was a lighthearted
07:18man does cannonball
07:20right
07:20into aquarium story
07:21and it took a
07:22dark sided
07:23where's his wiener
07:25turn
07:25yep
07:26you