Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who walked into a home, stripped nude and gave some old guys some lap dances!
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00:00A Florida woman arrested yesterday after police say she walked into a Citrus County home and got nude
00:11before hugging and sitting on multiple people, including several senior citizens.
00:19Hey, well, well, this is a change of pace.
00:25I love this new activity.
00:2635-year-old Heather Cruz of Donnellan walked into the Citrus County home through a side door.
00:35Once inside, she got naked and exposed her genitalia.
00:40Hi.
00:41Then she grabbed and hugged the homeowner.
00:45When she was told to stop, she sat on the lap of two senior citizens while naked.
00:50She's fine. Leave her alone.
00:52Best party ever.
00:55Two old guys.
00:56I love this place.
00:58Just two old guys having the time of their life.
01:00Well, maybe.
01:01Me, well, I doubt it.
01:03We'll see.
01:03We'll see.
01:04We'll see.
01:05She asked how they liked it.
01:07I loved it.
01:09I find it quite pleasant.
01:12Still nude, she grabbed one of their testicles.
01:15Oh, the good one.
01:17It's not bad.
01:18Hey, little tight.
01:22And then made some sexual remarks.
01:25I wish I could.
01:26You're barking up the right tree.
01:29I love you're barking up the right tree.
01:31When the cops arrived, she was ordered to put on a shirt.
01:42I guess she didn't need pants.
01:44So they called the police.
01:46Yeah.
01:46Well, no.
01:47The homeowners did, not the seniors.
01:50Yeah, no.
01:50They were fine.
01:52She was handcuffed and placed in the rear of a patrol car.
01:55I don't press any charges.
01:59When officers attempted to close the door, she kicked a cop in the chest.
02:03Oh, she's feisty.
02:05My girlfriend's feisty.
02:07Our girlfriend is feisty.
02:09We're in a throuple.
02:10That's our woman.
02:13We both date the same incredible woman.
02:16Just now.
02:18We'll get you out of jail.
02:19Just wait for you.
02:21Don't cause any trouble in there.
02:23Well, what do you think then?
02:25I didn't put this up.
02:26I'll tweet out her mugshot so you can see.
02:29I'm sure it's not great.
02:29I'm sure it's not great, but even I was thinking throughout this whole story that
02:33even a 35-year-old woman, if she's not the greatest, is still great to someone who's older.
02:40Well, if I'm 80, say I'm 85, and a girl who's 34 but looks 52, or even looks 60, I
02:49still think she's a looker.
02:51Sure.
02:52Yeah.
02:53So, but.
02:55So are we doing a hot or not through their eyes?
02:57Let's do it.
02:57Hot or not through their old guy.
03:00I don't know.
03:01Elderly hot or not.
03:02What do you think she was?
03:03Old guys?
03:04Oh, I don't know.
03:05Let me get my calculator out.
03:06Dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo-dee.
03:08Big buttons.
03:08So they were 65?
03:10Is that how old the guys are?
03:11No, no.
03:11They were over 65.
03:12Over 65.
03:13That's the only thing they'll say.
03:14So super old.
03:15Okay.
03:16Hopefully no bones were broke.
03:18Only one.
03:19Only this one.
03:21Smokin' hot 10.
03:23Had to pop that pill quick.
03:24First old guy gave her a smokin' hot 10.
03:26Second old guy?
03:27Smokin' hot 10.
03:28Yeah, a smokin' hot 10.
03:30Smokin' hot 10.
03:31He's right on the money.
03:32I'll add one.
03:3411.
03:3411?
03:35Turn her up to 11.
03:36This broad was dynamite.
03:38He's a rockin' roller.
03:40That's right.
03:42Well, I'm gonna tweet this out.
03:43Twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck.
03:45Are these old guys right or not?
03:48There she is.
03:48Hot!
03:49Yes.
03:50You know what?
03:50No, but you don't.
03:51For them?
03:52For them?
03:52For them?
03:53Listen, for them?
03:54I mean, not bad at all.
03:55No.
03:56Not bad at...
03:57So I thought when I first read the story, so much worse.
04:00And then I saw the mugshot and I was like, wow.
04:03Yeah, like...
04:03That's like Kate Beckinsale to them.
04:07Kate Beckinsale gave them a nude lap dance.
04:09Yeah.
04:09The chick from Underworld wrote me today.
04:14Twitter.com slash Dave and Chuck.
04:16I just tweeted it out so you can see this woman we're talking about.
04:19But that, honestly, way better than I expected.
04:21Brought my wiener back to life today.
04:24Unreal.
04:25I heard of Christmas miracles before, but never a Thanksgiving miracle.
04:28It was incredible.
04:29I knew exactly what to give thanks for.
04:31Going right to church.
04:32Yeah, I wonder which one she grabbed the testicles of.
04:38Oh.
04:38The happiest one.
04:40Look at the smile on his face.
04:42Look at it.
04:43Poor muscles.
04:44I can't erase it.
04:46Quite a night in that household, I will say, I'm sure.
04:49But, yeah, she is behind bars this morning.
04:51I just wonder, like, what?
04:53I mean, obviously it's drugs.
04:54I would assume.
04:55Oh, yeah.
04:55I would assume.
04:56She doesn't look, I mean, she doesn't really look like she's a complete mess.
05:00Not yet.
05:00Not yet, but I think she's on her way.
05:03I think she's on her way.
05:04She's in the beginning.
05:05But to walk into a stranger's home, strip nude, and give two seniors lap dances.
05:11Oh, man.
05:12But then she got violent with the cops, too, so.
05:14Well, because, you know, they were trying to take her away from a good time.
05:18Right.
05:18So she needed to kick him in the chest.
05:20I'd kick you in the chest, too, if I could.
05:22Leave her alone.
05:24If I could get up.
05:25She's not done anything wrong except for all those things you told her she did wrong.
05:29Oh, can't we just let her off the hook?
05:32I invite her in.
05:35Come on in.
05:36I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges that have been pressed against her.
05:40But the cops thought differently.
05:43I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:44I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:45I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:46I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:47I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:48I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:49I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:50I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:51I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:52I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:53I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:54I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.
05:55I'm sure they did not want to press all the charges.