Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who was arrested for having sexual relations with an elderly woman's car in North Carolina. They find so many things hilarious while watching the news' interview with the woman.
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00:00it sucks to be old
00:07a 52 year old guy in north carolina named walter mccray has been arrested
00:15after it turns out he had a years-long affair with an old lady's 2008 toyota avalon
00:28huh pretty hot pretty hot he was having an affair with the old lady's car out there banging my
00:36avalon again there he's at it is he out there yeah yeah look at him fully nude he loves it
00:46he's in love with my vehicle should we stop him or just let him have that i mean i don't want to
00:51talk to him what are you gonna say probably please stop you might want to talk to him
00:57helping our car the victim an 82 year old woman yeah she started noticing strange fluids
01:07no no oh on and under her car years ago that doesn't look like brake fluid
01:12oh no is it sweet is it like no it's more like a salty oh my god i don't know i don't mind it i
01:22don't let me get down on the ground and lick it all right well we'll figure out what it is
01:27transmission fluid nope not that i know that taste
01:31finally when she took it to a mechanic he told her
01:35that's semen my lady yeah oh man the mechanic had to figure it out that's how he figured it out
01:42oh my god apparently had to break it to her but uh she speaks to the news oh no i can't imagine
01:50being on the news and for my car was violated for 10 years or years i don't know how many it's crazy
01:57decade almost what a weird thing to speak to the news about but here's the story
02:03from w itn tv you can see this at dave and chuck the freak dot com as well
02:08woman is talking to us after police say a man was arrested for using her car to sexually please
02:14himself for three years bailey bachover is live in the studio now with the details bailey
02:19yeah dave courtney police use the word mechanophilia to describe the behavior of a man
02:25they say they can't on camera that's a sexy
02:27it's a sexy looking car you get it don't like try to save the victim you know
02:34but the car's right on the nose oh my god they've got a pillar in front of the driver's side window
02:39like they're trying to keep it anonymous you can't really identify it they should have just
02:43showed the tires like they show the feet exactly full attraction to machines or vehicles the owner of
02:50the car says the pieces of this several year mystery started to come together
02:55when she took her car to the shop multiple times and it was suggested that someone was
03:00doing something on it they shouldn't have been
03:02oh yeah how do you resist this
03:07i want you to hear the engine purr
03:15i want it to look like a car commercial i want all four cylinders to be
03:21rockin i want to look like a badass in my cherry rock
03:25i can just see the news guy hey here's what i imagine all right oh my god you get in your car
03:41you seductively pull up i like it oh god that's so funny i think that's a perfect news entrance
03:49yeah yeah oh man it is burgundy 2008 toyota avalon and thought something was wrong with her car
03:57turns out that kinston police believe that the fluid was from this man 52 year old walter mccray
04:04who engages in mechanophilia or a sexual attraction to machines or vehicles
04:08i thought something was happening uh from under the hood of my car
04:13because whenever he'd come up here he'd probably urinate all over the hood of the car run all down
04:23and i thought it was something coming from under the hood i took my car to the shop three times
04:28a warrant against mccray that's not urine lady i'm sorry
04:31that's not a lot of stuff on several occasions mccray also climbed on the hood of taylor's car
04:37for sexual gratification taylor says this has been going on for three years and she could never catch
04:42him with her own camera until finally kinston police were able to with a camera they set up
04:47they called him on camera they came on monday morning and they took the films out
04:53and they come back to the door say we got it i don't think it was i don't think they set up a
04:59film camister
05:00that's the camera i bought that's the one that's the one i ordered it's not working
05:07when i ordered has film it yeah i'd like the ring doorbell with film please
05:12you look up in the corner and there's like a legitimate
05:15that's my security camera
05:19that's not inconspicuous it's not film and it's not urine we got a couple things wrong
05:24you think they were just nice they're like oh yeah yeah yeah it's just urine it was urine
05:32well check the moving pictures yeah
05:35let me get the screen set up she's got like a pad of them she's like
05:40flipping them this is what i think he did i kind of made a cartoon out of it
05:44yeah look at him he's peeing
05:46that's not peeing
05:48this time we got good films we got good pictures but it was more than we really wanted to see so
05:56with the mystery believed to be solved taylor shared what she wants to see happen
06:01i'm hoping that they maybe put him away so he can get some help
06:07he really needs some help
06:09he won't you once you're banging cars you're always knowing that they have a suspect locked up
06:14she feels a lot better because she was getting worried that he would have tried to come into her house
06:19at some point no you're fine i mean
06:21sell him the car
06:23sell him the car
06:26right
06:26he really wants it
06:27yeah oh he would we wouldn't get anything done if he had constant access yeah it's crazy for three years she was like damn liquids back
06:34yeah
06:35he kept taking it to the shop
06:37i don't know what kind of product i googled it
06:40yeah i set up a film camera
06:42i haven't got anything yet
06:45i thought maybe it was some wildlife or something
06:48what they said is that a film camera you gotta click a button
06:52and i you know no one's there to click it
06:57i haven't been able to develop the film
06:59yeah
07:00exposure
07:01right
07:02i can't believe she drove up for that shot
07:05i just imagine my day where i had to drive up
07:07did you get it
07:08grandma what's that in the driveway
07:10i'm trying to find film of this man urinating
07:15i'm looking at it now look at that
07:17it's like an old stag film
07:19i think she had some big cans of peaches or something too like out by her door
07:27really
07:28huge three huge cans
07:29don't bother my giant cans of peaches
07:31mom
07:32i'm in the canning
07:34canned fruit
07:35i'm in the canning
07:36del monte
07:37oh
07:38no i got them at the store
07:39i thought i was into it for a second
07:41no no no
07:42just canned peaches
07:44one of the shots had her
07:45big cans of fruit
07:46yeah let's see
07:47i was nervous at first
07:50because the urine got close to my fruit can
07:54right there
07:55oh man
07:56i went outside to grab my giant cans of peaches that i have in my hand
08:01they're too big to bring inside grandma
08:04urine again
08:05they're heavy
08:06i noticed something was on there
08:07there they are
08:08there they are
08:09they eat a lot of them
08:10yeah del monte is just a fantastic brand
08:12i love it
08:13i love the juice
08:14in the canned peach world
08:16they're top dog
08:17if you're not drinking the juice
08:20the juice is sweet
08:21i don't know what's wrong with you
08:24i always trusted del monte
08:26these are gallon cans
08:28yeah
08:29i like uh buying my peaches by three gallons at a time
08:33they're pricing
08:34bulk is reasonable
08:35yeah
08:36the only way to make it
08:37make it work
08:39i tried to entice the man by setting up peaches
08:43that's a trap
08:44right
08:45that's my peach trap
08:46that's how i've gotten man over the years
08:49making my peach cobbler
08:50oh i feel so sad for that old lady that what she thought was just like transmission fluid was this man's fluid
08:59poor toyota
09:00yeah
09:01she's uh she's got a good attitude about it
09:02she does
09:03yeah
09:04she does
09:05she's like i saw more than i wanted to
09:06right
09:07when i finally when they finally made the film work
09:13i wonder just like the camera that she set up is like one of those old like a crank
09:18with like the flash on the top that you had to like it would like spin
09:22she's like
09:23yeah
09:24i got it
09:25son of a bitch
09:26caught him in the act
09:28i was overexposed
09:30oh damn it
09:31oh no
09:32these things these cameras aren't what they used to be
09:34there's a guy with like a blanket over top of himself
09:38holding that little thing
09:39all right
09:40he's waiting all night
09:41he's on the car now get it
09:42i'll get it
09:47yeah
09:49yeah i know i
09:50i don't know what's the big
09:51right
09:54i got it
09:57caught him in the act
09:58there you go
10:00get this down to get developed
10:01yeah
10:02come on inside to my developing room
10:04right i've got a red room
10:05yeah
10:06yeah
10:08again if you want to see that story and that sexy car
10:11you can check it out at daveandchuckthefreak.com
10:13there was also a guy on my strains addiction
10:15who was in no relationship with the car
10:17we put that up there as well you can check that out
10:20that's my favorite
10:21that's my favorite
10:22yeah that is the best
10:23she pulls into the carport
10:24yeah
10:25beep beep
10:28that's where i park it every day
10:30what a weird day for her huh
10:31she got a drive up in her car that was
10:33my car was violated
10:35and i talked to the news about it today
10:37yeah
10:38i got a big old word for it
10:40i don't know what it is
10:44mechaniophilia
10:45i don't know
10:46mechaniophilia
10:47whatever