Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was arrested after he flashed an elderly woman by holding his legs above his head and exposing his backdoor.
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00:00Naples Police Department responded to a call regarding a male suspect playing with his genitals outside a condo complex.
00:13What happened is, Old Broad lives up on the second floor of the condo, right?
00:18Her back porch overlooks the pool and the pool deck.
00:22She walks out to the porch to sit down and drink her coffee.
00:25At that time, she observed a Hispanic male wearing a red sweater with no pants or underwear.
00:36Yes.
00:36He had a sweater?
00:37Red sweater.
00:38In Florida?
00:40Was all he was wearing.
00:40No pants.
00:41Well, here's what happened.
00:42She saw him, red sweater, no pants or underwear, standing by the pool.
00:46The suspect's penis and ass completely exposed.
00:49Yes.
00:50He looked up at her drinking coffee on her balcony.
00:55And said, this is what you do to me.
00:59Oh, no.
01:00It was directed at her?
01:02Yes.
01:02Like I said, most people who do this want an audience.
01:05And he got one.
01:06Seems like such a romantic gesture.
01:08It's different.
01:08So, not where it stops.
01:10This Hispanic guy then walked over to a lounge chair.
01:13Look what you're doing.
01:15Laid down on the chair.
01:16Oh, no.
01:17Said, this is where you sit, right?
01:20Oh, wow.
01:21So, he's like, yeah.
01:22How do you definitely do that?
01:23Lifted his legs to show her his b-hole.
01:25Lifted his legs to show his b-hole?
01:28That's all right, Lise.
01:31Take a look into the eye of the beast.
01:34He did the James?
01:35He did the James.
01:36He did the James.
01:38He did.
01:39It's even dirtier.
01:40Too dirty for me.
01:41Yeah, well, you did that.
01:43Goatsy.
01:43Yeah.
01:43I can do that pose.
01:45Yeah, you can, because we've seen it here.
01:46I've never exposed my b-hole.
01:48Made a peep show, I think.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Yes, I did.
01:50Oh, my God.
01:51So, lifted his legs, exposed his b-hole.
01:55Yep.
01:55Then played with his penis.
01:57Yep.
01:57And pleasured himself.
01:59Poor lady's drinking her coffee.
02:01He's trying to hypnotize her.
02:02She's just sipping away like, God, what a weird day.
02:07Oh, Hispanic man.
02:09The landscaping guy watches me.
02:12He knows where I sit.
02:14Take a look into this.
02:17I need a lady.
02:18I hope she turned away.
02:20I need to show you my b-hole.
02:24I want you to see something.
02:27Come here, lady.
02:29Lady.
02:32Is this where you sit?
02:34No.
02:35I know it is.
02:37Take a look at this.
02:39I don't know if we've ever heard of something like that.
02:42Oh, hey, Zeus.
02:45I don't know.
02:46Have we ever heard of such a thing?
02:47I don't think so.
02:49His mugshot.
02:51I believe we put it up at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com as well.
02:55Lisa, take a look into my bottle.
02:58Oh, my God.
03:00That's probably the same expression the woman had on her face when she saw the guy's b-hole.
03:03When she saw his b-hole.
03:04He had that expression when he was showing her, probably.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Hey!
03:09And she had that as well back.
03:11Holding his ankles in his hand.
03:13Wow.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:15He's so shocked.
03:16He has such a shocked look.
03:18Someone said, that's a real Romeo and Juliet story.
03:21It really is.
03:24A modern day Romeo and Juliet.
03:26Lisa, lady.
03:27Come to the balcony.
03:32Let me show you.
03:35My b-hole.
03:39Like just beautiful music playing.
03:43It's too much.
03:44So advanced.
03:45Incredibly advanced.
03:46To do the James to someone.
03:48The James.
03:49The advanced James.
03:51The advanced James, right.
03:53Butt cheek spread James.
03:54Yeah.
03:55Yeah.
03:56I like calling it the full Jesus.
03:58Yeah.
03:59Full Jesus.
04:00Yeah.
04:00The text, I think, nailed it.
04:01That's what you got to call it.
04:02The full Jesus.
04:03The full Jesus is what you got.
04:04Man, imagine her telling her friends what happened to her that day.
04:07I'll tell you.
04:09I don't know.
04:10It was like a landscaper.
04:12And he called me over.
04:14Very attractive.
04:17Tall.
04:19Gorgeous.
04:21Tell me more about this man.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Wide eyes.
04:24Wide eyes.
04:25Beautiful wide eyes.
04:28Great eyebrows.
04:29Giant eyebrows.
04:31No pants though.
04:33Weird.
04:35Had a red, beautiful red sweater on.
04:40Masturbating.
04:43Clearly he had his eye on me for quite some time.
04:47I was sipping my coffee.
04:50And then he showed me his butthole.
04:54Oh my.
04:56I looked at it.
04:58A while.
05:00Was it a nice butthole?
05:02Gorgeous.
05:03Gorgeous.
05:03Exactly what you imagine on a Latin man.
05:07Oh, with a sexy little Latino butthole.
05:10Large penis.
05:13I couldn't get enough.
05:19He knew exactly what to say to me.
05:21But I thought you screamed.
05:22The idea of someone like being extremely turned on by it all is crazy to me too.
05:30It's working.
05:31Keep going.
05:32No.
05:33I wonder if she could see really well.
05:36I mean you have glasses.
05:36Cataracts.
05:37I couldn't.
05:40Everything was foggy.
05:42I didn't get a real good look.
05:44Glasses.
05:48Hold on.
05:50Let me get my.
05:51I got my readers on.
05:52Hold on.
05:54I got to go get my other one.
05:56Got my readers on.
05:58I'm out here having a coffee.
06:01Just don't go anywhere, Jesus.
06:03It takes her an hour to go get it.
06:08I'm like, come back.
06:09Yeah.
06:09She walks the floor.
06:10She walks the floor.
06:10She walks the floor.
06:12My God.
06:13Come on, lady.
06:14Whoa.
06:16Wow.
06:18More than I bargained for.
06:21It was foggy before, but it's crystal clear now.
06:25That's your butthole.
06:27Got your legs up.
06:29Like a baby.
06:31Like I'm about to wipe a baby.
06:32Oh, no.
06:33Oh, no.
06:34My goodness.
06:36I haven't seen that in 76 years.