Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy in Florida who drove into a retention pond after being kicked out his grandma's house and inquire about the pretty large dent in his forehead.
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00:00of all the bad things that happened to this guy in Florida I feel like the one
00:11that still stings the most is feeling his grandma's wrath a 29 year old guy
00:16named Justin Laurison showed up drunk at a woman's house in Castleberry Florida
00:19Saturday and asked her for help why because his grandma had just kicked him
00:27out you've hit a new low when grandma kicks you out yeah right the woman didn't want to invite him
00:32inside so she offered to give him a hundred dollars for her hotel and that's when he
00:39threatened to set her house on fire she called the police he drove off cops found him sinking in a pond
00:47as he was speeding away from this girl's house he hit another car lost control and flew into a
00:57retention pond okay so he was in a car I thought he was just standing there slowly sinking no no
01:02he was in a car okay he got out he swam back to shore that's when he was arrested yeah he's been
01:11charged with hit and run driving under the influence and reckless driving his mugshots up
01:15at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to go check him out there they gave him a little something to
01:20remember them by him I don't know if that was I think that may be there it looks like that's a
01:25previous previous uh encounter that's a previous forehead divot he has multiple mugshots that I
01:30found with that county in Florida oh yeah he's been in some trouble did they all have this divot I
01:34don't didn't notice the divot in the the first two mugshots that I found just in that one so yeah
01:39well it looks something happened between 2017 and today what do you call that hairstyle like it's not
01:44a mullet I mean he's shaved both sides and it's kind of long on top I think it may be pulled back
01:49I think it's like just the home it's a home cut call it the scumbag yeah it's just call this the
01:59scumbag you know that's that haircut you can fully do by yourself but all because grandma kicked him
02:05out he lost his mind yeah he must have been really it takes a lot to make a grandma mad you know she
02:11had enough I was thinking about that I'm like man I don't think any of my grandmas were ever mad at
02:15me thank god you weren't this guy oh yeah come on I know weird hair and a dent on his head
02:20I know
02:22weird hair and a dent on his head so you were saying I'd love to listen to give the official
02:28description to the police I had weird hair and a dent on his head my grandson's dead to me
02:32he's got a dent on his forehead is he the one with the scumbag haircut hey he got a scumbag
02:37haircut oh yeah he's trouble yeah he's trouble kicked him out of my house good for you yeah I'll
02:45have to tell you can't look at that dent anymore that's why she kicked him out the cops came
02:53back to 2017 yeah a couple years ago a cop's dented his forehead I've been staring at that
02:59oh yeah finally had enough of it I heard you can read like police in the in the corner of it
03:11dipping it's deep enough you can put barbecue sauce in there dip chicken wings in it you've seen him do it
03:16I always thought about it I dreamt of it that's all I see maybe one day oh I see you got your own
03:26little place for the honey it's like a groundhog could live in there Justin get your dipping head
03:31over here grandma need some tenders come lay on grammy's lap
03:35hey my nuggies I don't know what happened to him how do you get a dent in your forehead
03:42there's no scar just a dent someone cracked him in the head with a
03:49he's so slingshot he's so incredibly stupid
03:56I was like no wonder you got a dent in the front of your face moron
04:00how old is he how old is he he's 29 okay
04:05trying to cook meth in my basement
04:08dummy big dummy is what he is huh
04:10even out that other side of your forehead
04:13if you come back I'll give you another one
04:17double dance
04:22it's like he got shot with a bullet
04:23bounced off his thick head
04:26thick skull
04:28it's like he's got a boba fett helmet on but it's his head
04:31it's in the same spot
04:34it's in the same spot
04:35it's in the same spot
04:36it's totally
04:38that's what it's from
04:39it's his helmet
04:40no no
04:41the empire get you
04:43what happened there
04:44shot right in the head
04:46he's such a scumbag
04:49I wish he would have sank to the bottom of that pond
04:52grandma
04:53that was your car I bet
04:55I bet when he was swimming up that dent caught a bunch of water weighed him down
04:58I was gonna say it looks like a grandma's car right
05:03he does
05:03he drove her car right into that retention pond
05:06I heard he survived because an air pocket got stuck in that dent
05:11and he was able to breathe
05:12he could breathe through it
05:14incredible
05:15lucky and unlucky at the same time