Dave shares a story of a parking lot encounter he had with an older guy in Florida and Chuck turns it into one of those songified news segments.
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00:00I
00:04Got into a fight with a senior
00:06Jesus Christ. Did you really? Did you kill him? I didn't kill him. Did you punch him? I didn't punch him. Did you grab him?
00:13But I may shake him. I may be on the internet
00:16Well, that's just the dumbest goddamn thing of all time.
00:20Hey, it's been nice guys
00:23It's been nice. Okay, let me explain the situation here and then tell me if I overreacted. Okay, okay
00:30So we were in Florida for the weekend with some friends. This is why you don't go to Florida by the way
00:34I guess so I Amber and I went to go to Starbucks to grab a coffee, right?
00:40This Starbucks is right on the beach good
00:43Spots are hard to get. Okay, everyone's going to be a place right? Memorial Day weekend, right? So I
00:52Drive around a couple of times. Finally, there's a guy getting into his car. I'm like sweet indicator on
00:56I'm sitting wait. Yeah
00:58Yeah
00:59This guy pulls out
01:01This old as dirt guy the other side goes to the right of me. Oh
01:07Almost clipping this the mirror of amber where amber was sitting and gets into the spot
01:14I've been waiting for like two minutes. I've driven around four times. Yeah
01:17Yeah, yeah
01:19And so he passed you so he do he he snuck up on the inside. I was okay
01:25I'm where a car should normally be to turn into a spot. Yeah, yeah with space to the right of me. Yeah, he took that space and snuck right in there
01:33How old was he ooh late 70s? Yeah, and we're just like
01:38Son of a bitch. Yeah, yeah, right because you don't know the details yet. You just know a car is pulled in
01:44Yes, dude, obviously saw me indicating. Yeah, yeah, knew I was waiting for that spot
01:49But snuck into it in front of me. I think the saw you indicating is real up in the air
01:54He was well even if I don't have an indicator on you know, if someone's pulling out in a cars waiting there think so that's their spot
01:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I get it. I know there's a coffee place is an intense place
02:04Anyway, because you're really tired and you were trying and you I need my caffeine
02:08You're on edge. You're already on edge. So yeah, yeah, so I'm like
02:13What the F? Yeah, yeah, embers like Dave. It's not worth it
02:17Yeah, don't do anything stupid Dave like she's trying to call me down. She's totally yeah, I've been triggered and she's trying to calm me down
02:24Yep, I'm like no no
02:26Yeah, no, that's not right. I got to tell him
02:30So I Dave's desire to have to tell people stuff is just insane. I'm not gonna let this one slide
02:37Someone's got it. So I pull my car
02:40Right behind him so we can't get out now if he wants to okay trap. Yeah, I'm trapping him in
02:46I put down embers when they're she's like, oh my god, shut up. Oh, don't say anything. Don't say anything
02:49He slowly opens his door
02:51And looks at me and like how does it feel to be? Oh, oh my god, really? Yeah, and he's like
02:58And then he starts breathing real heavy. He's like, oh, no, well, I've been waiting
03:05Longer than you. Oh, man. I said, no, you weren't you a-hole. Yeah, I was obviously waiting here
03:12You were nowhere in this line
03:13He's like, well, I need it
03:17Everybody needs so you're just admitting you're in a hole. Yes, so then he pulls out his phone and is like and now you'll be on the internet
03:24Oh my god
03:26We got it. He'll never figure out how to post it
03:30No, yeah, you got that going for you
03:32He'll have his grandkids post it. Yeah
03:33You're supposed to go to the beach to relax, Dave
03:36Oh, and I was relaxed
03:37That doesn't sound real relaxing
03:41A busy parking lot
03:44Coffee shop
03:46You can't you just got to know you're outgunned with an old man because at the end of the day
03:50At the end of the day police are there. Everything's gone to hell
03:53I was confused
03:55I'm so old I helped build the roads
03:58And honestly, what did he do?
03:59If someone rolled up on there, they'd just be mad at you
04:02Yeah
04:03Stop yelling at that old man, they'd say
04:04That's exactly, they'd be like, oh, wow, really?
04:06You're just outgunned
04:07And then he'd be like, and I'm a veteran
04:09That's what I thought
04:11That's what I thought
04:13I'm like, watch, he'll be a vet
04:15On the real day weekend, I get in an argument with a vet
04:18Yeah, that's exactly what you did
04:20Probably
04:21No, I don't think so
04:22Every old guy's a vet
04:23Every old guy's a vet
04:24Every old guy's a vet
04:25No, no, this guy's just a bastard
04:26Almost every old guy I use
04:27He's not a vet, he's just a bastard
04:28He grabs his veteran hat for the video
04:30Thank you for your service
04:31Yeah, exactly
04:32Thank you for your service
04:33Thank you for your service
04:34Yeah, great
04:35You guys, he's not a vet
04:37There's no question he's a vet
04:39He just kept screaming, you'll be on the internet
04:40Yeah
04:41I'm gonna put you on the internet
04:42Did you end up finding a parking spot?
04:44Yes, and I beat him inside to the Starbucks
04:46So suck on that, old bastard
04:48So you saw him while you were inside the Starbucks?
04:50Yes, he was in line behind me
04:51There's two people in front of him
04:52Cause he moves so slow
04:53That must have been awkward
04:54Yeah
04:55This is gonna, this is gonna hit the internet
04:57And it's the end of us
04:59Oh my god
05:01Stop it
05:02Any plans we would've had
05:03Could you imagine seeing Dave freak out on an old man in a parking lot on the internet?
05:08He kept screaming
05:09Even as I'm like, I finished what I was saying to him
05:11Like, whatever a-hole, have a great day
05:13Yeah
05:14What was Amber doing?
05:15Just give me a few seconds
05:16She's like, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it
05:17I've gotta update my LinkedIn
05:19Oh, relax, you guys
05:21It wasn't like, I didn't beat the guy
05:23I didn't even get out of my car
05:24I thought about it
05:25But I didn't
05:26You didn't get out of your car
05:27And you just still see Amber on the video going
05:29Stop it, stop it, stop it
05:30No, no, no
05:31Stop it
05:32Poor Amber
05:33I know, poor Amber
05:34In those moments, you guys
05:36I don't even see her
05:37That's the one on the video, right?
05:38Cause she's closer to him
05:39Yeah, she'll be the one
05:40Cause I don't like confrontation either
05:42I just don't feel like it
05:44Dave's destroyed her career
05:46Everything Amber says
05:47Gets turned into like an auto-tune music video
05:49Yeah, exactly
05:50Stop it, stop it, stop it
05:51Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it
05:55You are an a-hole, old man
05:58Suck on my mmm
06:02You took my spot
06:04It was just
06:05Stop it, just stop it, stop it, just stop it, stop it, stop it
06:08Stop it, just stop it, stop it
06:10Anyways
06:11F you, old man
06:13That's beautiful
06:14You can suck on these balls
06:17Stop it, just stop it, stop it, stop it
06:21Stop it, stop it
06:23I love that you got in before him too
06:25I did
06:26That you were in the line
06:27Yeah
06:28Like knocked people over to get in
06:30Before him
06:31That'll be on video too
06:32He like pushed an old lady out of the way
06:35She broke her hip
06:37On my hip
06:38I recorded it
06:40I think Chuck just wrote the greatest song ever written
06:42I know
06:43Stop it, just stop it
06:44That's amazing
06:45You just recovered