On today's Peep Show Dave & Chuck talk about a man in Florida who was busted looking for some fun in the park.
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00:00heading to charlotte county florida cape coral man busted 70 year old guy
00:09just looking for fun in the park yeah what's wrong with that undercover operation at the
00:17charlotte flatwoods environmental park led to the arrest of 70 year old john marler from cape
00:23coral seen here parks are for fun that's where you have sex with men that's fun
00:28so here's what happened uh undercover deputy yesterday walking through the park
00:38he encountered this old guy sitting at a picnic table oh hey fella well hi started talking i like
00:45your pants it was uh you know pretty normal conversation at first sure so the deputy
00:52proceeded walking down the trail where are you going the deputy later returned to the picnic
00:57table that's when another conversation began i've been thinking about you how much fun we can have
01:02minutes later when the officer tried to walk down a trail in another direction the old man stood up
01:08and started walking with him i'm looking for fun what about you not so much eddie knew of a location
01:17away from the picnic table i got a spot oh god call it the fun spot
01:22the fun spot is so fun spot
01:28it sounds like the name of a club yeah yeah welcome to the fun spot
01:33he said if we they stayed at the picnic table that's where stupid people get caught
01:37but he knows nobody'll see although they will hear
01:42slapping of two men having fun oh as the conversation continued the old guy whipped out
01:49his dong look at that oh no and grabbed the undercover deputy's dong it was like an undercover sting
01:55yeah it was an undercover creepy old man sting that's hilarious job you've got to let a creepy old
02:02man touch you to be like busted yeah it's like uh you drew the short straw that day
02:07no you definitely did you're the young recruit right yeah so they're like so what'd he do to you
02:13he touched me grabbed my my paint noose
02:15he grabbed his penis
02:19should he not say it to everyone i got it on uh film here guys take a look oh my god oh my god look at
02:25him grabbing his wiener like that wow wow i think you smiled you don't even look uncomfortable
02:31i think you were smiling you look so natural doing this leave me my dignity
02:34i got that man off the streets didn't i we should have him do this full time take my badge
02:41you're on old man perv operation no you're the best we've ever seen no why was i given this talent
02:49no one's ever whipped their dong out that fast congratulations you and that dong are going
02:53straight to the top i don't know what happened to me i i'm a straight guy until he walked by
02:58i make old men gay
03:00this is the worst talent to have i've been straight my whole life until i saw it
03:05i make old men gay
03:08worst superpower ever
03:09so the old guy was arrested he's facing charges of exposure of sexual organs and battery by
03:17intentional touch intentional touch deputies in his backpack found three types of lube
03:22and some condoms sure for every occasion one cop got old man perv park duty yeah right yeah you're
03:33on old man perv park duty so you're gonna walk by him you're gonna circle back you're gonna tease
03:38him with your dong and jack and then as soon as he grabs your dong you got him i think that's what
03:44they give you after you've like wrecked like five police cars and upset the mayor did i put him on
03:48donger duty no take my bed no we don't want it no that's yours it's not donger duty oh i'll take
03:57that badge but not yet no they meet online and then they gotta like find each other in the park and
04:03they're like hey you silver stroke 41 you got it because it is always old dudes it seems to be
04:10old guys it's always old guys go there to bang so when they got a younger cop he must have been like
04:16yeah yeah jackpot right like a cockpot sure like i hate my life yeah the poor cop i feel
04:24bad that's your duty i don't mind you walking away it just should be pretty fast you know like a quick
04:30bust yeah i don't think pervs linger right like there's no big there's no big deal to work busted
04:35that's it yeah you want to do something you want to do something like i guess it's the cop you can't
04:40really initiate it right no like you have to wait for that old guy to hit on you what am i doing are
04:45you slutting it up lingering well it sounds like he chatted with him right at the picnic table and
04:50then said i'm just going for a walk hoping he would follow him he didn't follow him at first
04:53then he came back to the picnic table and started talking again and that's when the old guy stood up
04:59and followed him yeah he must have said something that triggered him yeah that second time that's a
05:05undercover cop show that i think would be hilarious oh glory hole patrol tonight on glory hole patrol
05:11it's the toughest job in the pd um someone said i'm a retired cop here many years ago i was assigned
05:16to go undercover in gay stores in fort lauderdale to buy poppers as a previous undercover biker
05:23so i thought the gay guys would be afraid of me but they love me yeah my bald head my goatee my tats
05:29there were wall-sized pictures of guys that look just like me in these stores yeah kind of freaked me out
05:35because they'd send me out and i'd get no hits god it's dead up there nothing again can you
05:41imagine andy just keep walking by the old guy how you doing and he's walked by like four dudes
05:49in like sequin shirts with like uh i'm like in hot pants slutty shorts just like
05:55slutty shorts yeah they keep getting higher and higher but all these like completely i gotta go back
06:02every time i'd be like it's bad intel place was full of gay guys but not a single one up to no
06:07good tons of men there nobody said a word to me well watch out they're on to you guys now and they've
06:12got officer hot looks they're strolling the park trying to bust you