Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a craigslist ad for a local pool party that was listed and imagine the guy behind the post might be a little creepy.
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00:00Ladies, how could you pass up this ad on Craigslist?
00:11A listener sent us this that he spotted.
00:13This is happening tomorrow.
00:15Lisa, you may want to consider it.
00:16Oh, okay.
00:17This guy says, I'm going to be hosting a pool party for any females interested in joining me at my new area home.
00:25I won't make it too specific.
00:26Yeah.
00:26Nice backyard pool and privacy fencing, Lisa.
00:30Okay.
00:30There'll be snacks and barbecue.
00:31I like it.
00:32Some alcoholic beverages if 21 and over or soft drinks and bottled water if preferred.
00:39Willing to host up to 10 girls for the afternoon, he says.
00:42Must be willing to spend the day topless.
00:46Full nudity may be your option.
00:50If interested, please reply to this ad and tell me about yourself and I'll let you know where to be.
00:55This guy is hosting a pool party tomorrow and is just hoping that 10 Craigslist bitches will show up topless and party with him.
01:04And who do you think will show up to that party?
01:06What do you think those girls will be like?
01:07It'll probably just be me showing up.
01:09Yeah, I was going to say.
01:10It's just James.
01:10You can do it.
01:11I can go topless, you said?
01:12Okay.
01:13Dude, I mean.
01:13I'm ready.
01:14Yeah, you're all in.
01:15You're in.
01:16Definitely.
01:16I got booze.
01:17Snacks and booze.
01:18Come on a motorboat with these titties.
01:21That's it.
01:21You're looking better when they're wet.
01:22I'll tell you why.
01:23That's an offer you don't pass up.
01:24But honestly, will there be women on Craigslist that take this guy up on his offer?
01:30I think there will be one woman that's.
01:32I do love swimming.
01:33Right.
01:33It sounds like that.
01:34Yeah, I just got to cool down.
01:36He has one key word in there.
01:38Snacks.
01:38Snacks.
01:39Snacks and barbecue.
01:40Wow, you got barbecue and snacks on a day that's really hot.
01:44I really got to cool down.
01:46I hope there's plenty of bratwursts.
01:49Brats.
01:50I hope you didn't fill the pool too much because I tend to displace a lot of water.
01:55Cannonball.
01:56Cannonball.
02:00Look out!
02:05I mean, I'm sure there'll be a screening process, right?
02:08He's not just going to taste those comers.
02:10No, it's just Craigslist.
02:11And you know what?
02:11There'll be more dudes there than anything.
02:13What kind of pool do you think it is?
02:16I think it's like a little.
02:17Above ground?
02:18Above ground.
02:19Nine.
02:19Nine foot circle.
02:21The ones where you inflate just the top ring and then fill out the water with the garden
02:24hose?
02:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:26But he probably stepped up.
02:27He got the upgraded version with the heater and an actual filter.
02:30Nice!
02:30Yeah, yeah.
02:31Some stuff was on sale for it at Walmart.
02:33Nice!
02:33They were.
02:34Sweet!
02:35High end.
02:35Bobby's Day special.
02:36Uh-huh, uh-huh.
02:37It's in, well, I'll say it.
02:38Farmington Hills is where it is.
02:39Oh, okay.
02:41I mean, no hot chick's ever going to answer that ad because it sounds super creepy.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Like he will be killed.
02:47Yeah, like if you go to my pool party.
02:50Let's go to my pool party!
02:52Just get in the pool!
02:54God damn it!
02:56What a funny idea for a movie.
02:58Buffalo Bills pool party.
03:00Oh, there's plenty of snacks!
03:04I got snacks and I got a pool!
03:07Come on over!
03:09Come on!
03:10Come on over!
03:11Help me make some s'mores!
03:16Summertime memory!
03:21Okay, everybody in the basement!
03:24Come on in the basement!
03:26I got some special pots down there!
03:28But it's a pool party!
03:31Get in the basement!
03:33What if Buffalo Bill did like a little teaser video on his Craigslist ad?
03:36How do you think it would sound if you were, you know, going to put one together?
03:40Hey, I'm Buffalo Bill!
03:43I want you to come over and swim with me!
03:47We just want you to come over and swim!
03:50Seriously, it's a nice pool!
03:52I just made it!
03:53It took an hour to blow up all the floaties!
03:59Look how pretty we are!
04:01You can rub lotion on you!
04:05Sunscreen on you!
04:06I like to watch you putting lotion on you!
04:09You need any help?
04:11Oh, hold on a second.
04:12I didn't have my dick tucked.
04:13For the video.
04:16Uh-oh.
04:18Just to clarify.
04:20Buffalo Bill and Buffalo Bob's pool party.
04:24Buffalo Bob.
04:24Buffalo Bob, his brother.
04:26The Buffalo Brothers.
04:27The Buffalo Brothers pool party, join them.
04:29We get up to no good.
04:31We kind of like the same things.
04:34What are you grilling over there?
04:36That's human meat.
04:40Those ribs.
04:41Those ribs look.
04:42That stinks.
04:43That stinks.
04:44That's the most hard taste.
04:46If you have some, would you gotta eat the rip?
04:51You'll know you're at the right place when you see both of our fans.
04:57Look for the two white fans with no windows.
05:03It's hilarious that he has a brother, and it's hilarious that he's throwing a pool.
05:06I love the Beach Boys.
05:10Of course he does.
05:11You could see us.
05:13Both tucked and dancing to surfer music.
05:16They're all be wearing the faggy.
05:18They're all be wearing the faggy.
05:19Marretta sandals too.
05:22The frizzy, boozy, brown hair.
05:25Surfing USA.
05:27Surfing USA, all right.
05:32Surfing.
05:33Surfing USA.
05:36Get in the basement.
05:36Oh, you gotta re-talk, Bill.
05:40No, I got too excited.
05:44Join us this weekend for Buffalo Bill and Buffalo Bob's Craigslist Pool Party.
05:49Let me do a need of that near you.
05:51Nobody's showed.
05:52NO ONE EVER COMES TO OUR POOL PARTIES!