Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about disgusting things that happen in a pool and Chuck tells the story about when a resort he was visiting had to sound the poop siren multiple times!
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00:00um we've seen people get kicked out of a pool for different reasons remember that
00:08big bra that was shaving her legs right in the pool disgusting this one a little different
00:14mother was just kicked out of a pool because she was breastfeeding in the pool
00:21what the mother was at the pool with her 10 month old she was taking her son for swimming lessons
00:32when she was told to get out of the water when she was spotted breastfeeding why because it posed a
00:40hygiene risk to other swimmers yeah well yeah i don't know what you have you can't do that the
00:47reasons they gave me uh no food or drink ever allowed in the pool yeah getting milk in the
00:51water is a hygiene risk yeah the baby also may vomit in the water which is also a hygiene risk
00:56oh good the worst what what there's like the second time we ever went to a resort i saw a girl who was
01:05probably too young to be drinking at this mexican uh swim up bar yeah and she had a big fruity drink
01:10and then threw up right into the pool oh yeah and it just washed yeah isn't that funny how
01:16it just goes away right and kind of just melted into the pool yeah it became the pool no one
01:25from the staff saw it and it just became part of the pool some of the grossest places i've ever been
01:31one of them uh nickelodeon oh oh god water park and hotel man that's just all poop huh um there was
01:40at least three poop evacuations oh i'm sorry to say that while you're drinking yeah because they
01:48probably have like a light and a siren well the problem is they have a big loud siren that goes off
01:53all the time and then slime comes down and coats some kid in a green slime and then it just goes into
01:59the pool itself yeah um but then yeah we got another one this one's diarrhea phil you're gonna
02:08you're gonna want to get over here for this meet you there nickelodeon
02:13everybody here at the nickelodeon thank you so much for coming and for you swimming but we have
02:21a problem because of a child they need some of the poop into the water slide and we'll pause
02:30for the cleaning please thank you everyone out of the pool everyone out of the pool everyone out of
02:37the pool so you get out of the pool you're out of the pool for about um you know about four minutes
02:46you're out of the pool and then it's okay everyone back in the pool everything fine everything clean
02:52everything totally fine and clean okay thank you enjoy your day here nickelodeon
02:58the party just like continues again yep it really does and then you know and probably a half an hour
03:07later it's right around the lunchtime hour uh once again sirens start blaring
03:14everybody here welcome to nickelodeon resort uh we have to tell you that um there's been another
03:24incident into the pool please um everyone out of the pool out of the pool and the one time
03:32the one time it was crazy because i could see the poop oh yeah you know it sunk right had sunk right
03:40to the bottom and they were and they were trying to figure out that's a fiber in that one yeah it was
03:45a thick one and they were trying to figure out how they were gonna get it oh just take the pool skimmer
03:53and just dip it under the water and fish it out i don't understand why it's only closed for a couple
03:57of minutes and then the party well this is what i'm saying yeah like it's all good yeah it was just
04:02back so yeah they fired it back up so they had like almost like a meeting like cops had an accident
04:10scene with cigars and stuff and they're like what do you think bill look at that one sank to the bottom
04:15what do you think we're gonna do with that one i don't know i do not know how we're going to fish
04:19it out and what do you how do you think the best way to go about this one is you think it's a net
04:23i think like casino james said you go get the net you get a net this one's a because this one's a sinker
04:28and a stinker if we could somehow just make a little bit of motion in the water and have it
04:35move off of the bottom and scoop i will move it with my net and you will scoop it you gotta go dive down
04:45get a dive suit i got the scoop here you guys need me to hop in oh my god i got the removal
04:50ready to go down and get it just taking the poop out of the water doesn't fix the water no and so
04:56like they would take the poop out and then they would what would happen then when the poop was at
05:01the bottom of the pool what did they do everyone got out yeah they they scooped the poop out and then
05:07they just like let you couldn't you couldn't go back in for like five minutes and i guess that was
05:14enough time for them to say oh the water has been tested circulating no test there's no test
05:20there's no way i mean honestly there's so much chemicals in the water like you're burning from
05:26it right i mean so i'm assuming you know like roland at the end of the day came out and it looked
05:34like he'd been in a washing machine like he's just covered in like bumps and you know that happened
05:41to be at one of those family places it changed the color of my swim trunks and that's the only
05:44reason these guys opened back up because like the one turd was rolling down one of the slides
05:50it was like the water was kind of pushing it the turd was on vacation
05:55a kid literally pooped like right at the top of one of the slides and they were waiting and it just
06:05rolled down you just watched a turd roll down that was your vacation that was it now you know why he's
06:11going anywhere and then so the other turd and then the other two turds were in the pool one was a
06:19floater they dealt with that one pretty quick the sink the sinker uh was the toughest one they had
06:27to deal with but all of them like all of them were the same thing and it's funny because i was like
06:34what did they do to the slide did they send like a little latin man down like did he did he slide on
06:39a towel so that it made sure it was clean because i didn't see any of that and i was like to kids
06:45don't go on that slide i was like that slide right there had poop in it i said you're not that slide
06:51is bad what did they do like there was no scrubbing a turd went all the way down and came out the
07:01bottom onto the onto like the splash pad it was like it just rode the ride
07:07i mean it was oh god latin man not a great day for him i gotta start at the top of slide
07:17a little guy they needed a little guy too because that was the kid area
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