Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who pooped in a garbage can in the lobby of a building and then discuss letting workers into your house to use the bathroom.
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00:00Uh-oh, another bitch is trippin'.
00:07This is a filthy bitch trippin'.
00:09Mm-mm.
00:10And it's close to home because this is a fellow radio DJ who's the victim of this filthy trippin' bitch.
00:17Well, you can't blame her.
00:19You really can't.
00:20A radio host in L.A. named Lisa Stanley had to reach out to DoorDash and complain.
00:25Well, maybe.
00:26After a female driver delivered her food.
00:29Mm-hmm.
00:30And then pooped in a trash can in the lobby of her building.
00:36Well, that's nicer than in my food bag.
00:41Here's the story of what happened from Fox Los Angeles.
00:47Let's take a listen in to their report.
00:48Start from the beginning here.
00:49So this building manager got a call from one of the neighbors saying that there was feces all over the lobby of their 19-unit Brentwood building.
00:57So the building manager starts calling around.
00:59She thought maybe it could be a tenant with a dog or a baby and somehow that may be responsible.
01:03But unfortunately, it wasn't.
01:05Take a look at what the security video found.
01:07She says she was just shocked by what she saw.
01:10Now, this happened on Friday.
01:11So a woman who had just delivered her a salad through DoorDash.
01:15You can see her appearing to walk to the lobby's trash can, then use it as a toilet, eventually taking off her top, wrapping it around her waist, then just walking out of the building without even cleaning up the mess that was left behind.
01:27The building manager says she was absolutely horrified at these images.
01:31Okay, honestly, you guys, let's ask.
01:34DoorDash comes to your door.
01:35They got your food.
01:36And the driver says, I'm so sorry.
01:39I really am having a fecal emergency.
01:41Can I use your bathroom?
01:42No.
01:42I'd say no.
01:43No.
01:44No.
01:44They would never let anybody stranger in my house to use the bathroom.
01:47They would never.
01:48They would never.
01:50Please put the food down on the porch, please.
01:52But I've got to poop.
01:53Can you let me in?
01:54Go poop in your car.
01:55I don't.
01:55I'm sorry.
01:56I'm not actually home.
01:58I'm actually.
01:59I'm not actually home.
02:00I'm actually down the road.
02:02So I can't.
02:03There's no way to unlock the door.
02:03But I can see your shadow on the other side.
02:05It's not me.
02:06That's I have a mannequin.
02:08That's no.
02:09Dude, I deliver to you all the time.
02:11You always.
02:11You're the guy with the blizzards.
02:12Get in your car and leave.
02:13You get the blizzards.
02:13Get in your car and leave.
02:14I know you.
02:15Nope.
02:16You just say that your bathroom's not working.
02:20Well, and here's why.
02:21My mom had a garage sale recently.
02:22Someone asked if they could use the bathroom.
02:25They said they had to go really bad.
02:26Well, we went into the bathroom.
02:28There was literally diarrhea everywhere.
02:30Oh.
02:30So the walls, the floor.
02:31My mother is the cleanest person ever.
02:34Our house is 100% spotless.
02:36I thought my mom was going to have a nervous breakdown.
02:38Can you imagine like.
02:40So you're at a garage sale and you tried to get.
02:43A 50 cent Rubik's cube that they were selling and you wanted to get it for 25 cents and
02:50they were like, no, we're really going to hold on to that.
02:53So you get upset and you say, can I use your bathroom?
02:56And then you poop all over their bathroom.
02:58Something's made you mad and you poop all over their bathroom.
03:03This is what you do at garage sales when they want to barter with you?
03:05Is that.
03:06I strike a hard bargain.
03:07Is this your move?
03:08This is why I let them know that this could happen.
03:10Give me this artifact for 25 cents or I'll poop all over your bathroom.
03:13I'm just saying like, why, why would you go into someone's bathroom and not just like
03:16sit down and do your diarrhea?
03:20Why would you let a garage person.
03:22It's even more of a.
03:24I just would be like, I would never.
03:27If I were a garage person, I would not.
03:31That's a garage person.
03:33Oh, look at him.
03:34Can I use.
03:35No.
03:35Can I use your bathroom?
03:37No, you cannot.
03:38Garage person.
03:39Be gone.
03:41Be gone.
03:42Do you have any video games?
03:43Be gone, garage person.
03:45Do you?
03:46Get the hose.
03:47Have any, my little ponies?
03:51Quick, hide all the Star Wars action figures.
03:53There's a garage person here.
03:55We do, but they're $2.
03:57That's way too much money.
03:59Can I use your bathroom?
04:00No, you cannot.
04:03Don't let him in.
04:03He's going to poop all over it.
04:04Oh, he did it.
04:07He just let go.
04:09I'll get the hose.
04:11You knew he would.
04:13Damn garage people.
04:16They ruin it for the rest of you.
04:17They do.
04:18They're trying to get rid of some stuff.
04:21Me and Barbara, when this guy comes over,
04:22I'm a real freak, having diarrhea,
04:25just trying to get into the house is a nightmare.
04:27It was like nothing I ever imagined.
04:30Do you have any mugs?
04:31There he is again.
04:31Any mugs?
04:32Oh, he's back.
04:33I want to sell him on eBay.
04:35No, stand back, Barb.
04:36Barb, just get back.
04:37I'll handle it, would you?
04:38God.
04:39I'll take all those mugs.
04:41Easy, garage person.
04:42Listen, fella, I got to ask you to leave, all right?
04:45You're freaking far out.
04:46Barb's just trying to have a garage sale.
04:48We're having a fine time here.
04:50You can't have diarrhea in our bathroom, all right?
04:52Can I use your bathroom?
04:54Stop asking me that.
04:55You cannot.
04:57I'm going to be pressed to call the police
04:59if you keep this up.
05:00Better hide Barb's name brand hand-me-downs.
05:05For all kinds of signs up wanting people
05:07about these garage folk.
05:10That's why our garage sale was one and done.
05:12We did one, and I'm like, I'll never do that again.
05:14Too many garage people, and they're horrible,
05:16horrible people, the most of them.
05:17I'll give you 10 cents.
05:18Yeah, for all right.
05:1910 cents.
05:20You're out there for 10 cents.
05:2110 cents?
05:22No.
05:23Do you even imagine being out there for 10 cents?
05:25No.
05:26No, seriously.
05:26The amount of work it took to lay,
05:28we priced everything, we set it all up.
05:30Yeah, how much work?
05:3110 cents.
05:32F you.
05:33Elizabeth is in Boston.
05:35You had a story to share as well.
05:36What is it, Elizabeth?
05:38I'm sorry?
05:39What's your story?
05:41Go ahead.
05:42Hi, am I on?
05:42You are on.
05:44You are on.
05:45Hey, guys.
05:46Hey.
05:46Morning.
05:47Morning.
05:47Hello.
05:47Going from Boston.
05:49So, I heard you talking about the poop issue.
05:51Yes.
05:52Years ago, my husband and I were living in an apartment,
05:54and we called a cable company to come and fix our cable,
05:59which wasn't working.
06:00So, they send this gentleman.
06:01He's an extremely overweight man.
06:03Yeah.
06:04And he comes in, and he kind of put us on the spot,
06:06and said, I really need to do the bathroom.
06:08He goes to the bathroom, destroys the bathroom.
06:10It literally looks like someone puts pin art,
06:13like poop in a fan.
06:14It was everywhere.
06:15What?
06:15It was so disgusting.
06:17It was so bad.
06:19So, he somehow decided to hover over top of stuff
06:23and had explosive diarrhea.
06:26Explosive.
06:27Like, the worst I've ever seen.
06:28It was a nightmare to clean up,
06:31and literally, I was crying laughing.
06:33Let's make it a story.
06:34Yeah.
06:35I honestly, I wouldn't have cleaned it.
06:37I would have said,
06:38You're hiring someone to clean this.
06:39Someone has to hire, like, someone has to.
06:42Yeah, but, oh.
06:43I mean, I don't know what you do.
06:44I understand, like, I'm not going to,
06:45they'd be like, yeah, in one week,
06:46someone will be there to clean it.
06:47I get that.
06:48There's no way.
06:49Yeah.
06:50It's too bad she couldn't confront the cable guy.
06:52Like, she found, like, you smell it, you go in,
06:54you're like, hey!
06:56Is that what you do?
06:57He's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:59It was me all along.
07:00Cable man!
07:00It was me all along.
07:01Cable man!
07:03Yes, yes.
07:04I know nothing of cable.
07:05I ruined your cable.
07:07Cable man!
07:07I'm a, ah, no.
07:08It's garage man who's cable man!
07:10I'm just a garage man!
07:13Cable companies hire and he's garage man.
07:15His cable job is his day job.
07:17Yeah, exactly.
07:17The garage is his side hustle.
07:18That's it.
07:19I don't make enough money as a cable man!
07:21So now I'm a garage man!
07:23I'm looking for your mugs!
07:25I want to sell your mugs.
07:30International villain.
07:31Yep.
07:31Cable man.
07:32I pooped everywhere!
07:33You let me in!
07:36He's got diarrhea on the ready.
07:38Oh, man.
07:38Ready to explode and ruin your bathroom.
07:41Ooh.
07:43He's back.
07:44He's back.