Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Los Angeles who had hot diarrhea thrown on her, how Lisa would react if it happened to her, and what it would be like if Andy cried every time the show mentioned poop.
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00:00why was a bucket of hot diarrhea randomly poured on a woman in Los Angeles that sucks so bad that's
00:12one of the worst things anyone can pour on I can't imagine it's hot homeless diarrhea as well
00:18a bucket yeah oh hot homeless diarrhea oh my god saving it up for some time huh I mean blood's
00:24probably worse right uh if you're gonna really get into it probably the worst thing is be bloody
00:29stool bloody diarrhea bloody diarrhea my god make that horror movie hot hot bloody diarrhea from a
00:39homeless person uh here's the story of what happened to this woman with the bucket of hot
00:45diarrhea from NBC Los Angeles take a listen abuse it's so traumatic Heidi Van Tassel that's yeah
00:54Lisa would be crying on the news too don't you think if if they may were able to speak to her
00:58they wouldn't even be able to show my face I'd be issued it I think you would be in like a black veil
01:03yeah gothic kind of definitely be crying
01:06a bucket of his diarrhea it was liquid hot liquid I was soaked and I couldn't see it was coming off
01:17with my eyelashes paramedics rushed her to the hospital and she now needs to be tested for
01:24infectious diseases every three months I would be Lisa what would you do what would you do it would
01:30be the scream you could hear my screams like I was yeah yeah from space it was the scream heard from
01:41space her scream would make those earthquake buildings go like this things wobbly it is oh
01:49man I just it was diarrhea hot liquid my god dripping off her eyelashes into her mouth hot feces
01:56no terrible I'd be crying the rest of it the rest of your life yeah I'd be like why does Andy always
02:06have an umbrella why is he always in a rain suit he's always in a rain suit 25 years ago a homeless
02:12man maybe that's how you that's the origin story of quirky people you know like there's a dude at
02:17work who always wears galoshes or you know a raincoat you shave all your hair off right all your beard
02:25off your eyebrows your eyelashes what'd you why'd you pink floyd yourself well 25 years ago I was
02:32covered in hot diarrhea yep and it got my hair and my beard so now I'm smooth as listen whatever
02:39you do don't don't bring up diarrhea in front of Andy what'd you say and hey what are you guys
02:44talking about uh nothing not nothing really we were just talking about bathroom stuff oh you heard
02:49oh is he crying oh he's crying yeah 25 years ago it's so 25 years ago
02:56oh Andy we're sorry man it just it just came up sorry don't open up those think about how many times
03:07we talk about diarrhea on this show for one of us to have a traumatic diarrhea diarrhea thing happen
03:13and like we can't can't never discuss it again like this I'm like I'm sorry guys I know it's changed
03:19the show inevitably but uh yeah the bathroom was covered in that it's discarded stuff we won't be
03:25able to talk about it oh no way to go Dave sorry sorry 26 years ago
03:32hey guys have you seen the hub somebody must have almost pooped there there's a streak of oh man
03:40no diarrhea 25 years ago in three weeks he knows oh did you guys see this 20 commercial oh it's
03:49hilarious people are talking about it even diarrhea hey there's pepto business
03:53you guys get that all staff email that just came out about what uh somebody must have had some
04:04bowel discomfort because there was a big blast of oh no all over the toilet sorry yeah different show
04:12would be a different show yeah it wouldn't be that bad
04:17yeah there's an upside maybe one of us need to come up with that story
04:21at least all of a sudden has a diarrhea version at least he's like yeah you won't believe what
04:27happened to me got covered in diarrhea yesterday we can never talk about it again also balls
04:34i just can never talk about balls i fell into a bucket of dicks
04:40can't talk about dicks anymore there would be so much content gone
04:47i don't know what we would talk about
04:50that would be terrible to fall into a bucket of dicks
04:53oh my god
04:54they're like quicksand i'm sinking into them
05:01seriously it was dramatic i don't ever want to talk about it
05:04you don't ever want to talk about it or what an origin story think about it
05:10oh