Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a couple of kids who had their lemonade stand robbed at gunpoint and wonder if people are ever so scared they actually poop themselves.
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00:00We're off to Peoria, Illinois, where two boys selling lemonade at their stand were robbed
00:18at gunpoint.
00:19That's the tough times we're in.
00:21But it gets worse for one of them.
00:23The pair was approached by two male suspects.
00:26One of them had a gun.
00:27Police say the suspect stole the kid's money and ran off.
00:31Police were investigating.
00:32When they posted this, though, up on their Facebook page looking for suspects, the mom
00:37commented how horrible it was saying my son even soiled himself.
00:42Oh, that's embarrassing.
00:44Mom.
00:44Jesus Christ.
00:46Did you go on the police Facebook and talk about my fear diarrhea?
00:50Aw.
00:51Did you?
00:53It's true.
00:54He totally crapped himself.
00:56He said, look at what I'm dealing with.
00:59Hey, bud.
00:59What's up?
01:00Hey, man.
01:01I just said.
01:02Boo.
01:02Jesus Christ.
01:03Hope you didn't poop your pants.
01:05So, rest of the year.
01:06The rest of the year, this whole thing, huh?
01:08What's up, poops?
01:09You read the Facebook post, I see.
01:11It's everywhere, man.
01:13It's everywhere.
01:14Jesus Christ.
01:15I want to go home and thank your mom for that one.
01:17You try getting robbed.
01:19I'm going to thank your mom after I'm finished with her.
01:22Oh, my God.
01:23That goddamn bitch.
01:24He drinks some lemonade after you're done, too.
01:28Seriously, mom.
01:29Honestly?
01:30How old are the kids?
01:31It just says boys.
01:32You know they're young.
01:33I mean, how old are you the last time you had a lemonade stand?
01:37Under 10, wouldn't you say?
01:38Under 10.
01:39Under 10.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Hopefully, kids don't have Facebook pages anymore, really.
01:43Right.
01:45So, maybe his friends won't see it.
01:46He soiled himself.
01:47My child just soiled himself.
01:52He was so scary.
01:53He peed and pooped his pants.
01:55Well, the little guys had a gun in their face.
01:57First of all, what douchebag robs a lemonade stand at gunpoint?
02:00You don't need to pull out a gun.
02:01You just tell the kids to give them the money.
02:03It's not a good time to have a lemonade stand.
02:05Everybody's so desperate.
02:06I know.
02:06Crazy.
02:07Violent, violent times.
02:10Violent.
02:10Violent times.
02:11Give me that $12.
02:13You worked all day for it.
02:14Come on.
02:14How much are they really going to take in?
02:16Yeah.
02:17Maybe $20 if he's lucky.
02:20And then you poop yourself.
02:21Pull a gun on the kids.
02:23Everything about this story is horrible.
02:24Of course, he pooped himself.
02:25Yeah.
02:26I'd guess.
02:27Do you think 10-year-old Andy would have pooped himself with a gun in his face?
02:30Yeah, I'd have pooped myself just from the heat.
02:32Actually, a little summer lemonade stand.
02:34Are you used to it?
02:35You don't know what might have happened.
02:37Depending on what your dad trained you.
02:39Oh, that's true.
02:39I might have just, out of a reflex, disassembled the gun.
02:44It's just in you.
02:45You just have it in you.
02:46I'm like, ah, ah, ah!
02:47Yeah, it's like, I don't even know what I did.
02:48I can't just, I don't know what that gave me.
02:50Some real Jason Bourne stuff going on.
02:54You don't know until you're putting that scenario in.
02:56That's true.
02:56I still pooped.
02:59Yeah.
03:00You poop and disarmed.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Poop and disarmed, just like I was trained.
03:04Boy, I didn't train the one part.
03:07Yeah, I know, but she made it happen.
03:09Are there fear poopers?
03:11I'm sure.
03:12Of course.
03:12It's part of your natural response.
03:14You feel fear in your butthole first, right?
03:16Yeah.
03:17I think every emotion's butthole first.
03:19It either puckers or releases.
03:22Wow.
03:23That would suck.
03:25Honestly, anytime you were frightened, you'd poop yourself because people would take advantage
03:28of that.
03:29Like a fainting goat?
03:30It was like a, yeah, like a completely involuntary poop response.
03:36Does anyone listening have fear diarrhea?
03:39Do you have fear poops?
03:41Well, James does.
03:42I've had fear guts before.
03:43Like.
03:44Oh, yeah.
03:45But usually the seal never gets broken.
03:47Well, thank God, right?
03:48But maybe there's people where the seal gets broken.
03:501-855-954-6969.
03:52If you're willing to admit you have the fear poops.
03:55Do you have fear?
03:57Diarrhea.
03:58Diarrhea.
03:59Diarrhea.
04:00Diarrhea.
04:01I got a bad case of Diarrhea.
04:04You've been stricken with Diarrhea?
04:06I have.
04:07Oh, my God.
04:07They have no medicine for that.
04:09Fear causing.
04:10You just need to not be scared.
04:11Let's see if it's actually poop.
04:14Fear causing poop.
04:14Fear causing poop.
04:16Let's see if there's.
04:18Yeah, anxiety pooping.
04:20Well, I can understand anxiety pooping.
04:22Like you make it to the toilet.
04:23Anxiety diarrhea.
04:25Mmm.
04:27My diarrhea gives me anxiety caused by anxiety.
04:29Can you really poop your pants because of fear?
04:33That's a hell of a question.
04:35I think it would take an extreme situation, like a gun in your face.
04:39Right.
04:40Or something.
04:40Not for me, but for people that maybe have a problem with fear area.
04:44I think fear area.
04:46Peeing.
04:46Peeing yourself is the normal response.
04:50Yes.
04:50You hear about that all the time.
04:50People would, I guess, be more.
04:52And I'm guessing.
04:54I think of those haunted houses.
04:55Like the haunted houses.
04:56People poop their pants all the time.
04:57Yeah.
04:57I am guessing that the guy just peed himself, but the mom just put soiled.
05:03And soiled to me.
05:04I think you're right.
05:04Soiled to me is poop.
05:05I know.
05:06That's soil.
05:07That is soil.
05:08I know.
05:08That's how I think too.
05:10But my guess is she.
05:12It could go both ways.
05:13Yeah.
05:13Yeah.
05:13You could use it either way, right?
05:14Soiled to me anything.
05:15Soiled.
05:16And a mom would put that rather than.
05:18Right.
05:19Peed.
05:19Pooped.
05:20Peed.
05:21Someone said, I had a good friend in high school.
05:23You could jump out from behind somewhere.
05:24Just say boo.
05:25It would cause him to poop his pants.
05:27Sad part was once everyone found out, he was good for a laugh at least once a week.
05:31We were at the beach one time.
05:33No.
05:33Someone came up behind him, tried to pull his shorts down.
05:37The fear on his face as he reached to pull them up, he pooped on the person behind him.
05:43Oh my God.
05:43People are so mean.
05:45Oh, you pants the pooper?
05:47How do you pants the pooper?
05:48It was like pants and a skunk.
05:50Like you got him.
05:51But then you get sprayed.
05:52Yeah, you got sprayed.
05:53Poop pranks.
05:55It's not fun.
05:56You don't want to be a part of any poop pranks.
05:58That poor guy.
05:59I disagree.
06:01Yeah, James wants to be a part.
06:02James, I'll be all a part of the poop pranks.
06:05Who's pants we got to pull down?
06:06So, James, because I could see what you would do, James.
06:11You'd be like, you'd try and convince someone to pull down the pants of the pooper to get pooped on.
06:18Did you hear that?
06:18Billy, my poop is pants.
06:20If you pull them down in front of everybody, you'd be so scared.
06:22It'll crap all over the place.
06:24He's talking to my girl right now.
06:25Go do it.