Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the thing you thought was going to be amazing but wasn't.
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00:00what did you think was going to be amazing but actually wasn't and we don't have to be a trip
00:15here it can be anything food yeah absolutely anything yeah dj from jackson you're on with
00:21dave and chuck the freak how are you good guys what did you think was going to be amazing but
00:29it wasn't sorry to crush one of your dreams again dave but we tried kayaking in the pacific
00:35from moving out to visit my brother in california and uh yeah the day starts off but we signed like
00:43a novel worth of waivers uh-huh signing our lives away and then i kept falling in and then a school
00:51of uh small leopard sharks come swimming by and they're like yeah well don't worry about that
00:55guys if one of those were to bite you i don't just feel like feel like a dog bite i'm like you
00:59know what i don't want to get bit by a damn dog either no no a lot of school of them i just did
01:07it in the ocean a little while ago like it yeah i'd rather honestly kill myself were you solo on your
01:15in your kayak with my son oh okay let's say if it was with your wife you gotta be a team player with
01:21that one right yeah whoever you're with i made amber go on a jet ski with me oh gosh and uh this
01:29was years ago we were in cabo san lucas and um so you know i'm riding the waves having fun and we
01:36turned from this rock formation around the corner and we almost hit a cruise ship that was right there
01:40like literally i had to screech it around and she almost fell off
01:45she got back she wasn't happy no she was not i would honestly i would never in my life ever ever
01:53ever in my life even if i was drowning and dave came up on a sea do
01:59chuck chuck hop on no just go no chuck come on come on i'm on the jet ski dude i'll take you back
02:06to shore i can probably tread for a while longer go go get someone else i'm not go get someone else
02:15i'm driving i'll hit this bitch we got it no yeah just keep going just go i'd rather drown
02:22chuck makes eye contact with dave and then just lets himself sink
02:26so then when we finish so she's already recovered from the almost collision with the
02:36cruise ship i'm like oh i think what you have to do is speed up real fast and you can land right on
02:41the beach oh no i saw the guy do it no but you can't do that so i tried but i didn't get up enough
02:49speed because we put amber fell into the waves and it was uh the most i wouldn't recommend that
02:56that's what they did the guy was like but they they do it all the time you don't know exactly i
03:00could just see dave like the nose end going in and just tragedy striking yeah i just keep
03:07reimagining that jaws scene where everybody's freaking out because the shark's like in the water
03:11but instead of a shark it's dave on a jet ski
03:14get out of the beach get out of the water get out of the water
03:19oh another another water thing you think you gotta speed up when you park the goddamn thing
03:28he's coming in at a hundred miles an hour get out of the water
03:32he's coming in hot
03:34can you envision dave
03:38like full speed ahead
03:41when you're on the back i would just jump off
03:45i would i would jump off
03:46oh yeah of course
03:47at least a 007
03:49wait a second
03:52i think i see something out in the water
03:57i've heard it before
03:58you put a nine foot tall man on a jet ski
04:01the ocean runs red with blood
04:05his wife was the first to go
04:09right into the water the screams
04:12into the cruise ship engine she went
04:15then he turned the boat and pointed it right at the shore
04:20these people don't understand what they're dealing with
04:23dave on a jet ski
04:25let's speed up and hit the sand here we go
04:2814 people 14 people die on a blood blood curdling scream
04:35everybody had life as i
04:37couldn't save them all
04:42and the guy was like
04:43of course because it's like their job
04:48yeah they come out to the water and get on
04:50they didn't have you on they didn't expect me to i thought i'll bring it in for them
04:53save them the steps
04:55the two mexican guys in charge of him are like have you seen since your day
05:11i haven't seen him in a while he's never ridden
05:15oh jesus
05:16here go see your day
05:17everybody over the beach
05:19run run
05:22out of the agua
05:24get out of the agua
05:26dave returns a flaming piece of metal and they're like
05:29you are a natural
05:30yeah
05:31don't worry about it
05:35it's your day
05:36i surprised you didn't do the x games
05:40you're such a skill
05:43oh yeah