Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about what it would be like to work with Dave if he suffered a head injury.
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00:00Lee Ray, good morning, you're on with David, Chuck the Freak, talking about a surgeon saving
00:10a man's hand from being amputated by sewing it into his stomach.
00:13I had a friend who was in a bad motorcycle accident, and what happened was, because his
00:19brain was swelling so bad, they had to remove the top of his skull, and when they did that,
00:25the top of the skull goes inside the stomach.
00:28Oh, they stick it down in there to keep its juices flowing or whatever?
00:34Is it a sterile environment?
00:35I guess so, it's the most safest sterile environment inside of the body, and then when the brain
00:42goes back down, they put it back on with the helmet, but then honestly what happened was
00:50is he took a header out of the bed, and it started all over again, they had to remove
00:55it again, put it back in his stomach.
00:58They should have maybe tied him, had him a little more secure, huh?
01:01Oh, yeah.
01:02That guy's had a tough go.
01:03I just couldn't.
01:04When I fall on the ground without a skull, things aren't well.
01:08Everything was so horrible there for that poor guy.
01:10How does it look when they reattach your skull?
01:13Look it up.
01:14Oh, damn it.
01:15We put the damn thing on backwards.
01:18Oh, it's all misshapen.
01:20Oh.
01:22Yeah.
01:23This is after he had it reattached.
01:25Yeah, yeeks.
01:26Oh, it looks like you're missing parts of your head.
01:32Yeah.
01:33Oh, it doesn't always work out.
01:35It doesn't always work out, people.
01:38Oh, why does everyone look like that?
01:41Oh, what's happening?
01:44Oh, my.
01:45Oh, no.
01:49Let's hope your skull never needs to be reattached, because they have not figured it out correctly.
01:56None of those people will ever be able to wear a hat again.
01:58No.
02:02Oh, my.
02:02They all have dents.
02:04Yeah.
02:04Yeah.
02:05Okay, here's okay.
02:06Okay, hold on.
02:07You can't always put it back together, right?
02:09No, but you know.
02:10Okay, listen.
02:11Listen, though, if I look at.
02:14So, yeah, obviously, I hit my head, and like a huge part of my brain is kaput.
02:19Okay?
02:20Because everyone's the same.
02:22Yeah.
02:23No, yeah.
02:23Like their heads are smushed in.
02:25Yeah.
02:26Okay.
02:26Listen, I get it.
02:28It's horrible.
02:28But can we not build one that looked like my old head?
02:35Even if you gotta.
02:38Apparently, they can't.
02:39Apparently, not.
02:40No, they can't.
02:42They cannot.
02:43They're all the same.
02:45Let's get on this science.
02:47Let's make people's heads normal again.
02:50It's kind of creeped me out.
02:51Oh, yeah.
02:52I've seen that guy before.
02:53Yeah, I've seen that guy.
02:54Imagine if I was doing the show, and you guys had to look at me with half my head caved in.
03:00Shoot.
03:00Can you imagine how tough that would be to look at every day?
03:02But we can imagine how tough.
03:04I mean, we couldn't.
03:05You shouldn't have done the running with the bulls, Dave.
03:08I'm fine, guys.
03:09I'm gonna reattach my skull in a couple of weeks.
03:12Got it right in your belly there.
03:13Yeah, everything's good.
03:15I can't look at Dave when I do the show.
03:17I gotta look right at Andy the whole time.
03:19Yeah, just try to look at each other, because if we look over there, it's just laughter.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Every time Dave leaves, we're like, Jesus.
03:28Whoa.
03:29Whoa.
03:30Oh, man.
03:31Wow, huh?
03:31That bull.
03:32What it did to him.
03:33The morning report.
03:34Oh, here he comes.
03:35Oh.
03:36I'm Dave Dunter.
03:37Oh, Jesus.
03:39You got it wrong again, Dave.
03:42Not a biggie.
03:43He fell out of his bed last night, he told me.
03:46Oh, God, guys, it hurts.
03:47When you don't have a skull, that stings.
03:49I bet it does, guys.
03:51I bet it does.
03:51It's raining right up.
03:52Time to work with Dave with a skull.
03:54Skull fractured Dave?
03:56You think skull fractured Dave would be tough?
03:58Hey, Dave.
03:59Hey, guys.
04:00How's it?
04:01How's your week?
04:02Jack, I'm over here.
04:03I'd be okay with it.
04:04Oh, you would not.
04:06If I had to have my head caved in?
04:08No, I wouldn't be able to.
04:08I would be okay.
04:10In fact, the problem would be.
04:12Lisa's a good person.
04:13She really is.
04:14Yeah, she would be okay.
04:15No, because what would happen with me is I'd have a real hard time the first couple times,
04:19but then I'd start making fun of him.
04:22That's mean.
04:23But, I mean, I know his skull's coming back.
04:26That's mean.
04:27And I'll be like, heads up, Dave.
04:31I'm about to do the news.
04:36Poor Dave's got to end the day every day like, yeah, really.
04:40You really hit me hard about my head today.
04:44Just put a hoodie or something.
04:46That hoodie you got there.
04:47Put that on.
04:48This is how you do it.
04:49So it'll be fine.
04:51Like covering the bar on the side?
04:52Yeah, we could do it that way.
04:53I'm Dave Hunter.
04:54It would work.
04:55Time now for Riff News.
04:56Wow.
04:57Thank God you got that whole Phantom of the Opera thing going over there.
05:03I mean.
05:04It'd be better than that.
05:06Yeah, it's better.
05:07Of course.
05:07That makes you uncomfortable.
05:08Yeah.
05:09No, Dave would have one.
05:10I know.
05:10It would make everyone else uncomfortable.
05:11And then Dave would have that helmet thing on for months.
05:14He'd have that helmet.
05:16Yeah.
05:16So I'd have to get the hood to cover the helmet.
05:20Right?
05:20It would have to be big enough.
05:21And it's all on the peep show every day.
05:23The peep show would be weird.
05:24Oh, the peep show would be weird.
05:25Those people would just light you a blaze.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:28You can't have Netflix book trolls if I have half a skull.
05:32They wouldn't feel bad.
05:34They have no soul.
05:35I almost want someone to photoshop Dave with like a missing skull.
05:39No, don't.
05:39And then just post it up and see what people say.
05:42He just fundamentally changes as a person.
05:46Like, this is his theme music.
05:48Good morning.
05:49Dave's a mess now, man.
05:50Time now for Riff News.
05:52Dave lives underground.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54I'm going to pass off and laugh.
05:55Dave and Chuck the freak with no skull.
05:58Dave lost his skull and then he moved into a sewer.
06:03Oh, his life has changed, too.
06:06It's way different now.
06:09He just laughs and then he sings all the time.
06:14The newsman of the radio is here.
06:18It's inside your mind.
06:22Oh, it's weird in here now.
06:23Yeah, it's definitely different.
06:27And then I get hot and I take it off.
06:29Let's hope we never have to do the show with me with a partial skull.
06:47It's here.
06:47It's almost there.
06:48No.
06:49It's bad.
06:52Let's go.
06:52It's bad.
06:53Let's go.
06:54We're doing.
06:55Oh, I got one more.
06:57Sorry.
07:09I got one more.
07:09I got one more.