Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Dave's upcoming testicle examination. To help prep Dave, they watch a video of an examination and the footage is horrifying!
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00:00can i say something oh jesus i'm going for a testicle exam on wednesday why so you just
00:15made the weirdest face well because that's that's insane dude i know i'm putting it out there well
00:22i'm on can i tell you guys something i've been meaning to get it checked for 10 years right
00:26remember talking about it on the show yeah i thought they gave you the once over though in the
00:30when you got you know penetrated really grazed me really i think i'm more nervous about this
00:36than i was about the prostate exam right and i was nervous about that yeah because that doesn't
00:41hurt no lisa it's it's a dude gonna be all up in my balls yeah my balls it was in your i know i know
00:49lisa you know what lisa here's the thing this should be nothing okay am i oh no you're not
00:56i'm on your team this is the only one without balls here doesn't get it your balls are so
01:03sensitive no man needs to be up in my balls i'd rather you're gonna be he's gonna really have
01:08to touch my dong that's there he's gonna squeeze he's gonna have to lift it out of the way yeah
01:13he's gonna have to really get in there and have to get in there he's gonna have to put his hands
01:19up when somebody's because you're just like oh man they're going to have to lift it out lift it out
01:23of the way oh they are he can't grab no i know i just grab both at the same time he's gotta move it
01:28he's gotta put it on his shoulder big floppy dongs yeah you gotta slip it up out of the way
01:33i keep getting in the face with that thing
01:39oh dave oh no i'm not listen i realized oh my god i haven't been to a doctor in like 10 years
01:49yeah i really hadn't like had a full workup done so i that changed me i'm like i gotta do this a lot
01:56it's important and then so i thought well i'm going in for a checkup again i'm gonna mention the ball
02:01thing so they've scheduled a full testicle exam oh man what is a full testicle exam this is the
02:08same one i've been to yeah okay yeah a full one means yeah what i'm like what look up full testicle
02:14exam and let's see what happens i don't think i want to full testicle exam
02:21what am i doing this i don't know i just want to know i just want to know this is going to give
02:27you more super nervous about it you don't want the cell phone no they don't they don't show how
02:33to how it's all done thank goodness i'm anxious about it and it's not even my balls yeah my balls
02:38actually are nervous right now there's a video all right oh my god there's a video okay oh my god
02:44it's like a board i don't think you should watch this dave okay hold on oh here we go oh my lord
02:50there's a video when my dad had open heart surgery he did this the day before like what a nut he was
02:57like well let me uh oh my jesus i want to see what this is gonna happen is this what's gonna happen
03:01i'm gonna lie down nude he's gonna gently peel the sheet back you know this is not what is happening
03:11this is a graphic video this is this guy's on youtube this guy's brave oh my lord so he's
03:20combing through your pubes oh boy what is he doing he's checking for any kind of oh no no this isn't
03:28happening this is not what will happen this is exactly what's gonna happen no he's not gonna lift
03:34my dog he's gonna squeeze it he's testing it he's testing it oh my god it's like that scene in bruno
03:41i never oh he squeezes it and tests it and well he's gotta find if there's any growths or anything
03:48but it's a testicle exam it's not a dick exam but you're in for it you're gotta get it all checked
03:54oh oh i'm having a hard look see he's holding the dong as he caresses the sack there's just
04:00oh he's got a nice thing oh he's gotta pull it taut too oh god yeah i see why you're more nervous
04:05about this than that oh i see thank god lise oh he's squeezing he's squeezing i can't have anyone
04:11squeeze it like that just another man with just like two fingers just i don't think it'll
04:16see this way though i think it is oh my god guys oh oh cancel my testicle exam no yes no guy's doing
04:28that look he's all over me regardless of the outcome of the exam on wednesday thursday dave will
04:36be a changed man my jesus lisa dave just don't finish okay oh my god they squeeze it
04:46they get in there they get in there oh dave is there anybody that's listening that does this
04:51for a living that checks their people's balls men's balls but there's another one right there
04:56the summary maybe they could call look at that one they got that guy we need a professional ball
05:00checker yeah oh boy because maybe it's not like i assume they'll have you you'll remember the other
05:06the um prostate exam we looked at online and it was way worse than what it was
05:10what that guy's getting that guy's getting fired up this isn't right
05:15oh my god oh my god they went right up the back side they're not doing that this is not
05:25guys this is medical stuff no sweet guys it's medical stuff no way no way that guy's getting
05:31fired up oh my god a man's hairy ass this is just a youtube thing this is the equivalent of when
05:45you go to that when you you know uh wikipedia like you try to google your symptoms and then
05:50it just tells you that you for sure have the worst how do they allow that on youtube you guys
05:55this can't happen i can't believe i don't think it'll be this bad what i think will happen is
06:02that you'll go in there because i've had my balls checked before me too lifted and yeah this is a
06:07little more what that guy was doing i don't think i don't think he's gonna get they're not gonna they're
06:12not gonna check your testicle exam you're not gonna check your wiener though dude and it's your
06:16your pee hole and all that they might skip that first part yeah they might they might but if they're
06:22like dude you've got you've reported something down there yeah so then they're gonna like test
06:27to see if you've got any bumps you know like or growth you know what i mean