Dave & Chuck have fears about their upcoming prostate exams and Lisa finds a video demonstrating what they can expect.
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00:00i just booked my first physical my fear is am i are they are they gonna do the old how's your
00:18father yeah and chuck revealed so i'm going next wednesday chuck is going next tuesday tuesday and
00:25you know they're gonna finger your butt that's why i was given the warning i was given the
00:29i was given so they let you know in advance it's it's time to get checked for that because they
00:35did not give me any butt heads up you do they have to i hope they don't know like sometimes they don't
00:40we've talked about it we've talked about it and guys are just like what and they're the next thing
00:45you know you're bent over and a guy and a finger's in there no chuck it's gonna be a weird week it is
00:50because next week it's tuesday i'm gonna be sweating bullets like you guys will be saying funny stuff
00:57i'll be like you can't shake it loose i can't shake it i can't even now i can't shake it this
01:05guy said he just had me turn around and bend over it's two fingers really quick two fingers
01:10two fingers now they're getting grady
01:13that's the only time i've heard two fingers
01:18there's no way you'll be able to get two fingers
01:21no honestly i just don't want it to hurt so i'm gonna try and zen i'm gonna try and like
01:25do some lisa stuff i'm gonna have to like deep breathing yeah like she's gonna have to walk me
01:29through some kind of butt ritual that i'm gonna have to do so that i can okay doctor uh
01:37take take me take me on a ride take me on a trip aboard your magic ship
01:46what kind of song you want music music playing in the back ride captain ride on your mystery ship
01:55take me on a ride
01:59well check this will be easy
02:07hop up on the table in the dog position
02:11the dog position really get those knees close
02:15you're just not very flexible
02:19yep i'm getting ready just give me a couple minutes here to myself
02:28you want me to rub you on your back
02:29no no please
02:31no please don't do that
02:33oh boy you're really squeezing a lot of that lube out of that
02:36yeah i gotta get it nice and juicy for you
02:39oh juicy
02:40juicy's a word
02:41juicy's a word
02:42all right
02:44oh it's cold
02:46oh wow you're just putting a lube on it huh
02:49welcome to my magic ship
02:51oh i've got a ticket
02:55and i'm gonna ride
02:57i need just a couple more minutes
03:05all right
03:06namaste
03:08this isn't working lease
03:10this isn't working
03:11deep breathing deep breathing
03:13oh my god
03:14go to your happy place
03:16all right doc
03:18here we go
03:19give it hell
03:20three fingers in there
03:22wow how am i uh
03:31how am i feeling in there doc
03:34i've been done for four
03:36oh wow
03:37feels like a snail's been up there
03:41yeah
03:41yeah you made it really weird
03:43he made it really weird
03:46he was very vocal
03:48i'll wipe my hand off here
03:49could you imagine
03:51here's a towel
03:52clean yourself up
03:53thank you
03:54thank you
03:54could you imagine
03:55i have a vocal response
03:57to it
03:57oh my god
03:58you let out a yelper
03:59because you're just not ready
04:01like you know it's gonna happen
04:03but then it's like
04:03do you think doctors
04:06do you think doctors encounter
04:08vocal responses
04:09i'm sure they do
04:10i'm sure they do
04:11i'm sure
04:12yeah
04:13or maybe a little
04:14yeah
04:14i don't want to do
04:17i don't want to have any noise
04:18i want to just be like
04:19yep
04:21it didn't even happen
04:24you know
04:25thank you doctor
04:26let's see that face again
04:27can i see it one more time
04:28uh thank you doctor
04:31no
04:32i found
04:33oh
04:33what'd you find
04:34i found a video of a
04:35not an actual
04:37but like a demonstration
04:38of a prostate exam
04:39okay
04:40okay
04:41what'd you do
04:43Lisa
04:43why are you laughing
04:45Lisa
04:45oh my god
04:47what is she found
04:48oh no
04:50no
04:52oh no
04:54should we listen in
04:55i think
04:55can you get
04:56what
04:57oh
05:00okay here let's go to insertion
05:02here we go
05:03oh
05:04oh so they like
05:09they place a finger close to it
05:10to allow it to relax
05:12so they don't just dig right in there
05:13they slowly
05:14calm you down
05:16and ease their way in chuck
05:17well let's see how he does
05:18let's see his technique
05:19oh the
05:23oh
05:24it's not knuckle deep
05:25it's like
05:27oh
05:29oh
05:30damn it
05:31oh
05:33oh
05:33he turned all the way around
05:36oh
05:38then he's gonna
05:38then he's gonna get it
05:39oh
05:40oh
05:41back there
05:42another turn
05:43yeah
05:44what
05:44oh
05:45shoot
05:48oh my
05:49he's in there
05:50he might have to buy me dinner
05:52you counterclockwise'd me
05:54you son of a bitch
05:56man he went in there
05:59oh that is
06:00that's a graphic fake butt too
06:02you know
06:03it really is
06:04and just that position
06:05my ass does never
06:08it doesn't need to be seen in that position
06:10no that's like i'm asleep
06:11you know
06:12that's like i'm asleep on my side
06:14it's like a sleep
06:15or like i'll never sleep again
06:17it's like a playboy pose
06:18yeah it is
06:19my one leg is kinda
06:25over top of my other leg
06:26so you really see my balls
06:28oh man
06:31it's a really vulnerable spot
06:33and who's loving it
06:34one leash away
06:35she can't wait
06:36no i just can't believe it
06:39that's crazy
06:40i mean i just
06:40it has to be quicker than that
06:42i don't know
06:44that took a long
06:45that was a long time
06:46and then he was like
06:47he went all the way in
06:48and then he was twisting it
06:50can't you see
06:51he was like really getting to work
06:53with his finger too
06:53like around the sides
06:55oh yeah
06:55oh she got him
06:56it was just a demonstration
06:58he must
06:59they massage your butthole a little bit
07:01to like
07:01yeah they like put it there
07:03like please relax
07:03please
07:04he's not even done
07:06it's still in there
07:07it's too long of a demonstration
07:08oh my christ
07:09well
07:10so next week's the big week
07:11chuck has his on tuesday
07:13he's gonna come in wednesday
07:16we'll see how it goes
07:17if i come in wednesday
07:18and then i don't know
07:19there's a big question mark
07:21i have a physical
07:22and i don't know
07:23if i'm gonna get it or not
07:24so we'll see what happens
07:25all i know is
07:26lisa's gonna have a great week
07:27next week
07:27not really
07:28no i won't have a great week
07:30because of the anxiety
07:31that will be happening in here
07:33oh yeah
07:33that'll be a lot of anxiety
07:35it'll be tense
07:36mm-hmm
07:36yeah i can't be
07:37real tense
07:37i can't be funny next week
07:40i'm sorry
07:42i can't be funny
07:44no
07:44no