It was a historic day on Dave and Chuck the Freak today because Dave finished his allergy elimination treatment and ate nuts for the first time in his life.
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00:00Big, big announcement.
00:08What?
00:09Oh.
00:16I can have nuts!
00:19You can?
00:20No way.
00:21You're done?
00:21Wow.
00:22Do you have any nuts to give them?
00:24No, you know.
00:24I got a couple.
00:25I got a couple.
00:25I got a couple.
00:26Besides those nuts.
00:30Real nuts.
00:31This guy can have nuts for the first time in his life.
00:35I'm super excited.
00:36What kind of nut do you want?
00:37What kind of nut?
00:37I got one.
00:38We said we'd do Nut Week on the show.
00:40Yes.
00:40And that's where I will try nuts for the first time.
00:42So next week is Nut Week.
00:45Is officially Nut Week on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
00:47So prepare your nuts.
00:48The five things we said that we'd highlight during Nut Week.
00:52We narrowed it down to these five.
00:54Pecan pie.
00:56Turtles, which I've always wanted to try.
00:58Yeah.
00:58Turtles, yeah.
00:59Almond Joy.
01:01Easy, easy.
01:02Chocolate covered almonds.
01:03Yes.
01:04Yeah.
01:04They're so good.
01:05And baklava, which has pistachios in it.
01:08I'm just a little nervous still.
01:10About what I may or may not like?
01:12No.
01:13Well, there is some of that.
01:14I don't think he's going to like an Almond Joy.
01:16Yeah.
01:17I don't.
01:17I love coconut and chocolate.
01:20You do.
01:20I think he'll love an Almond Joy.
01:21I don't think he's going to.
01:22I think there's going to be some stuff he's really let down by.
01:25Can't we just try one now?
01:26No.
01:27Let me go to the vending machine and get you an Almond Joy.
01:29Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
01:30Can we do it?
01:31Yes.
01:31Let's start it now, please.
01:32No.
01:32Let's do it.
01:33I'll go check and see.
01:34Let's just see how it goes.
01:34Okay, no, this is good.
01:36Then I'll add one.
01:36He doesn't have any drugs here.
01:38There is your medication here.
01:38I've got Benadryl here.
01:40You don't have drugs?
01:41Oh, no.
01:41He does.
01:41So we're good.
01:42As long as you have some.
01:43Is that all you need?
01:43Is that Benadryl?
01:44Oh, okay.
01:44I have that, too.
01:45Okay, good.
01:46There is part of me that's a little worried there's going to be a giant letdown here.
01:51He's had crunchy stuff.
01:53There might be a letdown with this Almond Joy thing.
01:56I mean, I might be.
01:57Is there anything?
01:58That's what I mean.
01:59It's not going to be great.
02:00It's not going to be great.
02:02Do we have it?
02:02No Almond Joys.
02:03I got some cashews.
02:05Oh, I don't know.
02:06It's not worth it.
02:06It's not worth it.
02:07Oh, should that be the first nut I put in my mouth?
02:10Cashews are great, but it's just not.
02:13I should have brought all my kids' Halloween candy.
02:16You don't have any candy back there?
02:17No, I don't have candy.
02:18Oh, I thought you had some.
02:20Just try it.
02:21Just have one.
02:21I can't handle it.
02:22No, I can't handle it.
02:23You've got one nut.
02:24For God's sake.
02:25Just one nut.
02:25I've never had a nut in my mouth before right now.
02:27It's going to happen.
02:28Yes, you have.
02:29Here we go.
02:30Okay, hold on.
02:30Let me see what it looks like.
02:31Which one did you grab?
02:32Okay, that's a good one.
02:33It's a full one.
02:35Cashew.
02:36Oh, stop it.
02:36This is such a moment, you guys.
02:38I like a cashew.
02:39All right.
02:40This is a big moment.
02:42Should we take a picture with you?
02:43Yes, we probably should.
02:45Here, let me do it on Instagram Live.
02:47Picture me and my nuts.
02:48Okay.
02:49Here we go.
02:50Wait, hold on.
02:51Dave's first nut.
02:52Take a video, probably.
02:53A video?
02:54Oh, yeah.
02:54Let's take a video.
02:55Yeah, let's do video.
02:56Did you get a picture, too?
02:57Yeah.
02:58Okay, I got the picture.
02:59All right, okay.
03:00Here we go.
03:00Are we ready?
03:01You ready?
03:01This is Dave's first nut.
03:03Dave's first nut.
03:04Dave's first nut.
03:04All right, go for it.
03:06Here we go.
03:06I hope you don't die.
03:12What do you think?
03:13Oh, that's really good.
03:14Yeah, right?
03:15It's good.
03:16Yeah, cashews are great.
03:17Oh, my God.
03:17That's good.
03:18This is the first nut you've ever had in your entire life.
03:20Oh, my God.
03:20This is my first nut.
03:22This is my second nut.
03:23No, he's not done.
03:24He'll eat the whole package.
03:26He'll be a nut fiend.
03:27Oh, those are delicious.
03:28Yeah, cashews.
03:29Yeah, cashews are great, too.
03:29And, dude, they make cashews.
03:31They make a chocolate-covered cashew.
03:32What a flavor.
03:33Yeah, it is wild, right?
03:35What a flavor.
03:36Oh, Sherry's got some Almond Joys.
03:38What?
03:38Almond Joy!
03:39What?
03:40Almond Joy!
03:40You guys are...
03:40You guys are...
03:41You guys are...
03:41You guys are...
03:44Almond Joy!
03:45You guys are nutting everywhere.
03:47Everybody's nutting.
03:48Oh, my God!
03:49Sherry!
03:49Yay!
03:49All right.
03:50Almond Joy!
03:50Do you see how 50 pounds happens?
03:52Because you're seeing it right now.
03:54All right.
03:55Almond Joy.
03:56Okay, let's see if this lives up to the hype.
03:59Oh, look.
03:59There's just one little nut there.
04:01Oh, yeah.
04:01That's what you...
04:02Let's get used to that.
04:04That's baby stepping there, big guy.
04:06Yeah.
04:09Welcome to the candy world.
04:10This would be my first almond in my mouth.
04:12Okay, so if you were going to eat one of these for the first time, James, would you
04:17pop the whole thing in your mouth, or would you bite?
04:19I would make sure you get a bite with the chocolate, the coconut, and the whole almond.
04:23Right.
04:23Yeah, I was going to say...
04:24So I should stop there.
04:25Yeah, stop.
04:26Don't...
04:27Yeah.
04:27Just shut up.
04:28Just do it.
04:29First Almond Joy.
04:30All right.
04:30First Almond Joy.
04:32First Almond Joy.
04:32First Almond Joy.
04:33Here we go.
04:34Even ate it upside down.
04:36Dude, this is more exciting than when I lost my virginity for the first time.
04:39I don't know about that.
04:40Holy...
04:40That's delicious.
04:43Yeah, it's good.
04:44Oh, my God.
04:44Did you get the nut?
04:45Yeah, I got the nut, man.
04:46Did you get the nut?
04:48Yeah, you got the nut.
04:49That nut in your mouth?
04:50Oh, my God.
04:51That's good.
04:51Yeah, like an Almond Joy for me is one of the greatest.
04:56Oh, that is amazing.
04:58Yeah.
04:58You mounds can lick my balls.
05:00Yeah, as soon as I can eat the rest.
05:01Almond Joy is amazing.
05:02Almonds kick it up.
05:03It is crazy.
05:04It kicks it.
05:04I'm going to cry.
05:05I'm so excited.
05:07It's the best.
05:09I've missed out on this my whole life.
05:11I know.
05:12It is wild.
05:13Like, it's a real wild thing.
05:15I'm glad they didn't let you down.
05:16The other thing is, there's going to be like normal food, like meal food, you know, like
05:23dinner foods that he's able to have, like cashew chicken.
05:26Yeah.
05:27Like cashew chicken, man.
05:29Like, you don't even get it.
05:31Holy crap.
05:32That's a good one.
05:33Oh, that is so good.
05:33Sherry to the rescue with Almond Joy and James with his nuts, too.
05:37Everyone.
05:38That's awesome.
05:39I'm glad my nuts could save the day.
05:40You feel okay?
05:41No itching?
05:42So far, I feel great.
05:43Okay.
05:44That Almond Joy was so good.
05:45I'm going to be 900 pounds.
05:47Almond Joy.
05:47I'm going to be 900 pounds.
05:50That's what I was worried about.
05:51I was just worried because I forgot that you had eaten mounds before.
05:56Okay.
05:56You know what I mean?
05:56So if you're already ready for like how the mounds taste and you love that, then putting
06:03an almond in it just takes it right to the next level.
06:06It's going to be the Bebop and Chuck the Freak Show.
06:08Hey, what's it?
06:10I'm Dave, four days into net week.
06:13Well, it's a whole show.
06:15Four weeks into Dave's net week.
06:17We keep on bringing in our more stuff today.
06:22And we've got a bunch of nuts and chocolate again.
06:26Each one of us is four pounds.
06:28And we're going to start eating them right now.
06:31Okay, ready?
06:32Here we go.
06:33Start eating them.
06:36All right.
06:37We're going to be right back at the commission break.
06:41When we come back, we're going to eat some more nuts.
06:44Come and have chocolate.
06:45Okay?
06:45Babe, babe, babe, and Chuck the Freak.
06:48Oh, my God.
06:50Yeah.
06:51Oh.