Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about another elderly woman who crashed into a business and Dave happens to know the jingle for that store.
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00:00we're gonna play right now what did the senior hit today what did the senior hit the game
00:15oh it's so popular that we can make a game out of it what did the senior hit today what did the
00:24senior hit today oh okay bob evans bob evans he just said bingo hall i was gonna say bingo hall i'm
00:33gonna say a country buffet okay oh boy we're still i'll give you one more hint this has come up as a
00:45place that senior blockers should definitely be installed oh my god oh my god joanne fabric
00:51this old bitch hit a fabric store i ain't even mad about losing i'm glad you won tell her what she
01:07won yes this you win a ream of fabric she destroyed yes this lady actually and it wasn't joanne fabric
01:22but just like it is called fabric land oh yeah i've never heard of fabric land it's a canadian fabric
01:27franchise uh i believe their jingle went fabric land fabric land
01:34nice yeah i think that's how it went let me see if i can find it here for you but uh someday the
01:42government's gonna need somebody who knows every jingle yeah they are they are let's see here if
01:46this is it if this is it if i'm right so like nothing just like a shot
01:53they say there was a big thud crash and screams
02:08they couldn't tell where it was coming from and then they saw the car through the front window
02:15fabric land
02:17fabric land
02:18yeah you need to play that jingle
02:38and then have the car crash
02:40oh this is gonna be dave's sound effect challenge
02:43it's gonna be tough
02:45it's gonna be tough
02:46and i need screams
02:48well you can at least do a crash
02:49oh hold on let's see if dj dave over here
02:54this will be his challenge of a lifetime
02:56this is his olympics
02:57old women screaming
02:59okay let's see if i can
03:03oh fail
03:07fail
03:08i hit the wrong button
03:11okay give yourself some time play the fabric land right from the start
03:16okay you're right
03:17thank you chuck
03:17that's what i should do
03:17play the fabric land
03:18this is how it sounded yesterday at fabric land
03:21it's a great day at fabric land
03:26it's a great day at fabric land
03:31oh my god
03:32oh my god
03:32oh my god
03:33oh my god
03:34oh my god
03:36oh my god
03:37oh my god
03:39there's this woman
03:54oh it's our computer failing
03:55our computer fail
03:56it's not dj dave
03:57it's buffering
03:59the woman screaming is buffering
04:01let him down
04:01dj too much
04:02was on top of it though
04:05it's like dj dave
04:06it's like i'm at a rave time
04:08trying to dj with the commodore vic 20
04:10oh there she is
04:13oh that would have been perfect
04:16oh okay let's do it again
04:18all right let's do it again
04:18do it again
04:19get on top dave
04:20get on top
04:21here we go
04:22yeah
04:23yeah
04:23fabric land
04:24just close the ground
04:25just close the ground
04:26just shut it up
04:27okay
04:28fabric land
04:29fabric land
04:30all right so hold on a second
04:32Dave is not good at this
04:35gonna get this right dave
04:38it's not me
04:38it's the computer
04:39all right
04:40okay
04:40here you go
04:41I got it
04:41this time
04:42hurry up
04:45you better load it
04:46okay
04:46I got it
04:46I got it
04:48just lift it
04:49good job dave now you're ready to open up for skrillex
05:11oh my gosh
05:20they're really upset about their fabrics
05:22so the marketing people at fabric land are like what
05:29we got a lot of advertising today
05:33a jingle
05:35gigantic spike
05:36fabric land
05:37fabric land
05:38yeah one more time before we wrap it up here
05:40oh yeah one more time
05:41mmm
05:41god that's pleasant
05:43yeah
05:44bam
05:45bam
05:45you know what I go for
05:46fabric land
05:48fabric land
05:49party
05:49it is you gotta jump and do it
05:52yeah
05:52celebrate
05:52yeah
05:53yeah
05:54fabric land
05:54yeah
05:56yeah
05:57and
05:57yeah
05:58okay
05:58yeah
05:58great
06:02yeah