Dave & Chuck the Freak are talking about items that have been returned at retailers when a woman who works at an adult store calls in to share her story.
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00:00Tammy's the manager of an adult store and we've been talking about the weirdest things
00:16people have tried to return Tammy I'm sure you've seen some things so a couple months ago I had a
00:23try and return a penis pump didn't work okay mind you it was an extra large pump sorry it didn't fit
00:33but it worked just fine and because I couldn't return it he got mad walked back across the store
00:42took a new one off the wall shoved it up his t-shirt and walked out the door I thought you're
00:48gonna say he did something else that's what I thought too like I thought he was gonna start
00:51pumping right there in your store oh boy no but it was an extra large one he claims it didn't work
00:58I have testing procedures at the store yes it creates suction yes it works properly
01:04he was just whining I'm not gonna lose this 95 dollars walked across the store grabbed a smaller
01:12one off the wall that was 72 dollars and shoplifted it right out of the store you're a tough penis pump
01:18seller let's do let's do some let's run some quick tests sir you can run tests yeah let's do some
01:27diagnostics on the dick pump oh boy I have women trying recurrent toys all the time it's like sorry
01:36it's not a waterproof toy you can't take it in the shower that's what you told me you did it doesn't
01:42work I don't even want to touch it trying no I through so many rubber gloves I can't imagine
01:50the stuff you've seen and what's been your weirdest day at that adult store oh good god my weirdest day
01:56um someone trying to get busy in the back room and throwing up oh what'd you have to do tammy
02:04uh well gagging while doing a beager no no no no no how did they throw up you misunderstood what
02:14how did you deal with the situation checked him out and cleaned it up yeah oh man boy it's not
02:22not all fun and games just couldn't wait to get home um I'm not so sure it was a couple I think it
02:30was kind of just two strange guys that happened to meet up while looking at the same movie
02:35it was very uh like lady it was very lady in the tramp yeah it was meant to be you know they both
02:45grabbed the same dvd and then looked into each other's eyes and parts yeah you thinking what I'm
02:52I have poker and yeah you hear someone gagging and choking you go and look and it's okay the hell out
03:01Tammy the adult video store manager oh we gotta have you on again these have been some entertaining
03:10tales you're my favorite person in the world tammy you don't take no crap tammy that's what we like
03:17about you oh hell somebody gagging in the corner again get out of your mouth and get the hell out of here
03:22yeah yeah it's not it's just part of the job she's not laughing at all no it's just because
03:34hell I got I got a sprayed dude blowing each other all the time out of that corner
03:38squirting them
03:42what's the strangest thing you sell I'd have to say one of the strangest things that I think sells
03:50is uh granny blow-up doll
03:54yeah
03:55an inflatable sex doll that's in the image of a grandma
04:00you mean like the one James has
04:03oh my god James has one
04:05how does James have this it's a guilt granny I'd like to elf love doll with three thrilling love holes
04:11yeah that's it
04:14three thrilling love holes
04:16they are thrilling
04:17you know it's fantasy when there's three holes instead of two
04:19I can't believe who
04:20I didn't know you had that James
04:21how did you get this James
04:22I have my ways
04:24yeah it's for him to know
04:25how did you get James
04:26where'd you get this
04:27in case of emergencies we might need one
04:28that's the first time she's laughing
04:32damn it
04:33that gotta go
04:34if it develops a leak
04:36if it develops a leak
04:37just go to Walmart and get a patch kit for your pool liner
04:40no no here
04:41if it develops a leak Tammy
04:43I'm taking it to your store
04:44and just gonna exchange it for a new one
04:45get a patch kit for your pool liner
04:48you'll fix that granny doll
04:49what's that there
04:51your gilf blow-up doll
04:52with three thrilling holes pop
04:53now you're gonna want to go down to your local hardware store
04:56get you a pool patch kit
04:59and you fix that hole right away
05:01what you do
05:01submerge the whole goddamn thing in a pool
05:04see where that bubbles is coming out
05:06exactly
05:07that's exactly what you do
05:08what's the freakiest thing you're into
05:10uh
05:11jeez
05:12I don't
05:12like I said
05:13everybody has their own fine line
05:16between normal and freaky
05:18just like everybody has their own fine line
05:20between pleasure and pain
05:22you know
05:22you might like
05:24to get bent over
05:25and be paddled on your backside
05:27whereas someone would be like
05:29oh hell no
05:30I'm not
05:31you know
05:31you're not my daddy
05:32you're not whipping me
05:33you know
05:33so
05:34what might turn somebody on
05:36may totally kill the mood
05:37for somebody else
05:38everybody is
05:39you know
05:40completely different
05:41so
05:41but I imagine Tammy
05:43you like a good paddling
05:44um
05:46once in a blue moon
05:47yeah
05:47or do you do the paddling a little more
05:54no
05:55because I'm the dominant one
05:57in everyday life
05:58yeah
05:59I like to keep up that control
06:00once in a while
06:01oh yeah
06:02of course
06:03you've had a ball gag in
06:04yeah
06:04he just
06:05yeah
06:05he's done everything
06:06you've been hogtied
06:07I'm not so much a ball gag
06:10only because I have sinus issues
06:12of course
06:15no I mean you'll die
06:19I mean you can't have a ball gag in
06:20if you've got sinus issues
06:22that's
06:22that's something you learn
06:24trial by fire
06:25yeah
06:25I mean get the ball gag off me quick
06:27oh
06:28Tammy can't breathe
06:28Tammy can't breathe
06:29Tammy the adult store manager
06:31you definitely made us laugh
06:32thanks for calling in
06:33yeah
06:34you guys have a good day
06:35you too
06:36it doesn't sound like it's gonna be
06:38but
06:38good luck today
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