Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a news story involving a male prostitute at a truck stop, which leads to Chuck and Andy following gay trucker mating call instructions.
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00:00we have heard so many uh truck stop horror stories on our show through the years
00:12truckers sharing with what can go wrong uh this one's out of washington and don't let the name
00:18fool you love was definitely not in the air when a dude named true love uh reportedly first
00:24proposition then threatened to kill a male trucker at love's truck stop in fife washington
00:32of all the times we talked about this we i don't have we ever heard of male lot lizards
00:37um i don't think we have we heard about stuff going on in the bathrooms with dudes
00:43but i don't think we'd ever heard of a male i thought we had there was a story before with one
00:47was he latino i thought there's a latino that's stuck in your head i mean it escaped mine okay
00:54because i thought uh he was knocking on the door and the guy's like no get away i'm gay and then
00:59they sent the gay guy over to his door that he knocked on the door yes that is this yeah i do
01:02remember that they do there's like a couple of them yep i would think it'd be a hard gig as a male
01:09truck stop hooker i think you're wrong you really oh i would think you would just 10 for a good buddy
01:17i think there's a lot of gayness going on out there huh yeah i think out of a team of maybe
01:22six lot lizards two of them are dudes and are they still so lot lizards is that still they still
01:29cut male or female they're a lot lizard i think so yeah i don't know what else i don't know anything
01:33about it what are the reptiles no that's good that's good we wouldn't expect you to at least
01:39all of a sudden chime in with actually dave maybe they're just trucker suckers google it but
01:42i love that name what do you call a gay truck if i was one i'd be called that
01:48what which is what i missed it trucker sucker oh man mr friendly neighborhood trucker sucker
01:53it's a good name though trucker sucker 10-4 it's pretty clear
01:57how homosexual truck drivers summon each other
02:01yeah we've went through that whole conversation before like all the good buddies and i can't remember
02:08all the different yeah oh yeah they're all upset they're like dave please stop saying that yeah
02:12yeah you sound like a gay gay truck okay so this say is it they do it a little differently they say
02:17let's say gay trucker number one we'll call him larry pulls into a rest area pickle park um he tunes
02:24his cb to channel 19 and starts performing his gay trucker mating call
02:28no that's not it he keys his mic up but doesn't say anything just clicks away
02:35somebody's signaling
02:42yes i'm getting your message what do i do next uh about this time gay trucker number two we'll call
02:50him andy uh comes along we'll call him andy way to be anonymous can't be a good character name or
02:55anything he's getting closer to the area he too has his cb tuned in 19 and he starts hearing the
03:02love sounds oh this uh those are love clicks this is gay andy gay andy grabs his mic and returns a few
03:08clicks click click clickety click
03:10this goes on for a minute back and forth clicking
03:17yes morse code got one on the hook here i think okay once they're sure that this is what's happening
03:27one of them says a number like 23 23 that's the cue for both of them to switch over to channel 23
03:34need an instruction manual for this once they are there on that channel privately they then discuss
03:40what they'd like to do to each other so you're down for some gay sex that's right according to
03:45your clicks that is right all right well i'll tell you what i want to do to you that's i'm gonna bend
03:50you over jesus i'm gonna grease you up
03:52and i'm gonna drive my truck right into your lane if you know what i'm saying that is pleasant
04:00we are accepting yes at this moment so i'm just gonna go dr pepper up my ass and get ready for
04:09you if you're ready okay make a nice and give me give me all 24 flavors if you know what i mean
04:17that's right there's gonna be so many more flavors than that all right gay andy out this is gay larry out
04:24good all the conversations we've had about this in the past gave you the knowledge to
04:30be able to throw all those terms in that's true exactly exactly i'm sure a lot of the straight
04:35truckers listening right now then don't respond to clicks no oh they know not to yeah they know
04:40oh my god yeah they learned that that's do you think they're taught that at truck driver training
04:48school like lesson two yeah you hear clicks you are dangerously close to dicks
04:55clicks equal dicks clicks equal dicks i haven't written anything down until now but i'm really
05:02gonna have to i'm writing that down right clicks equals dicks anything else i'm like
05:10question over here uh how do i avoid the dicks uh just don't click back
05:17i got another question okay another go ahead anything i shouldn't say to these dicks uh just
05:24uh do not click back and then if they say a number to you do not go to that channel
05:29and if they approach you shirtless just drive away can i say like 10 for a good buddy to them do not
05:36call them good buddy sweet jesus you will find yourself real close to a dick he's writing that
05:43this is the best class you've taken so far the most notes that chuck's ever taken in trucker class
05:48that's the day to pay attention that's the day to pay attention he's drawing it on the board
05:56i'd have it up in my cab i'd have it right on the dashboard ignore the clicking or you'll get a
06:02dicking yeah clicking is a good dicking every time i heard a click i'd be jesus just an accidental
06:12oh my god
06:13you