Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who recorded a video for his loved ones after a serious fall which leads to Chuck and Andy describing how theirs would look and sound.
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00:00two guys were riding motorcycles together on a highway near the tennessee georgia border earlier
00:12this month when they collided one guy 41 year old david deepenbrock ended up falling about 100 feet
00:21down a rocky hill and was seriously injured yes he didn't have cell service there yep so he just
00:29had to lie there for 30 hours before someone found him but he was in such rough shape he thought he
00:36was going to die and he recorded some pretty intense videos oh jesus christ to say goodbye to
00:41his family well let's watch him and then posted them online after he was rescued so you know he's
00:46gonna live right that's the thing you know he's gonna live hey everybody i love you guys take care
00:54the puppies for me too give kimber and ruger lots of love for me and rocko dotch and kimber uh
01:03rocko rocko dotch and tango oh
01:09i miss you guys
01:13i know see you soon why am i laughing i don't know why you're laughing is it a nervous reaction
01:21i'm laughing because that's the exact same way i am after i eat a bunch of hamburger albert
01:25i'm sorry i was being stupid i'm being stupid that was easily four servings
01:41i got cocky and uh stroganoff i think yeah stroganoff so good you know
01:48i got a ruptured stomach i'm bleeding out internally i don't even know anything i broke my
01:56butthole
01:57i love him and i'm sorry i'm being stupid that's what i do that's me you put a hamburger helper
02:07in front of me i'm gonna eat it i'm gonna eat a lot of it yeah you have like file after file
02:14video file of every minute yeah nobody finds my videos
02:20luckily you're still with us so then it gets dark i've been laying here 30 hours oh now it's
02:27dark it's dark he's my flashlight to wave somebody down
02:31how where was the other guy i think i passed out now all i can think of is andy
02:38this is exactly it i think i moved i passed out i shouldn't i shouldn't have had dessert
02:46i shouldn't i shouldn't have had dessert afterwards i don't know why definitely
02:49punctured some lungs
02:51same thing
02:59it's okay guys gotta make it andy just hamburger helper dude
03:06no i know yeah i can use a drink of water
03:09yeah you can you're listening to andy after hamburger helper
03:14would you record a video you think if you're in that position i think you would yeah i think
03:20you do if you have the capabilities i got some you know you want to say bye to your kids or
03:25whatever you know your wife no no probably her fault
03:31yeah you ran him off the road
03:35yeah my video would be like hey don't let that bitch get away with this
03:44she got me on a bike
03:50she told me to uh ride a bike
03:54try and save my life or something my heart
03:5820 minutes later
04:02she came careening around the corner
04:05and hit me with the car
04:09sent me off this ravine
04:12she thought i'd be dead i'm not dead yet
04:17so
04:17don't let her find me down here and take his phone
04:22she's an evil woman
04:24she's this is her plot to kill me
04:28jack
04:29here she comes
04:31i gotta throw some
04:35jack
04:36i gotta throw some leaves on myself
04:37oh god
04:42jack where are you
04:43i'm getting real faint
04:45she hit me with a big big car
04:50i hear footsteps
04:54jack
04:55yeah that'd be different
04:58roll on stella
05:01try and leave as fast as you can
05:04too bad she'd instantly delete your phone the second she got it
05:10yeah exactly
05:10ow
05:12nice try
05:14no one would ever see chuck's lost tape
05:17no
05:17oh man
05:18someone said that by the way
05:20um that's the most dangerous road in the u.s
05:22it's called the tale of the dragon where they got into that accident
05:26again that's what i call hamburger helper meals
05:31tale of the dragon
05:32yeah
05:32i'm going for a ride on the tale of the dragon today
05:36the old tale of the dragon
05:37beef stroganoff
05:39that stuff is good though
05:40oh it's good
05:41no
05:42no