Dave & Chuck the Freak have a rough start to the show when Chuck's microphone doesn't work and he has to resort to other ways of being heard.
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00:00all right hi there it is 616 i'm dave and chuck the freak it is a thursday morning it's the
00:0912th day of december just discovered that chuck's microphone is may not be working
00:13you all right there chuck no no man we can't hear you it doesn't work
00:20lisa just looks at james it doesn't work it doesn't it doesn't work you guys
00:25what about this one can we get this i don't think that'll reach
00:30sherry will come in and fix it
00:34there's not all the buttons that's not working that one doesn't work i'm smacking it nothing
00:45i'm smacking that
00:47all right so our chuck's mic and the backup mic don't work so that's perfect so let's just go home
00:54uh everyone do that let's just go i mean i don't think anybody else would like that
00:59no i'd love to do that i would love to if we can't talk on the radio
01:04i mean maybe uh i didn't sleep too good then yeah andy's waking up you want to share again
01:11all right i mean we could i mean i'll snuggle with you yeah we'll just get in the middle i'll just get
01:16right here there you go that's perfect perfect this is super pro for third world radio super pro
01:22super pro super pros that's what people always say about us super pros chuck your back will hurt
01:30if you're yeah no i'm not doing this for long no i'm gonna be real honest with you
01:35if there's anyone here who's willing to go home it's me why is it why is it why is this i know why
01:42is this andy andy drink your monster i know i just got help yeah oh my god it scared me i was like what the hell is that
01:50oh yeah i might need that that's the best i got right now i got a blow horn
01:54i just said andy drink your monster
01:57i know you're just gonna wake up i'm off to a super good start here
02:03oh my god i just popped up on david
02:04oh you just have to talk into it okay
02:06oh that sounds awesome
02:08that sounds good
02:09oh
02:13keep going dude
02:18okay uh did you guys see uh the last full moon of the decade
02:22i did
02:23i did
02:23you did lease
02:24did you
02:24hell yeah
02:25that's what she did
02:26didn't you know what else saw
02:28are you up at 12 12 at night
02:30oh was it that
02:31that's when it was at its peak
02:33oh i saw it like before
02:34doesn't that doesn't count
02:35yeah i know that counts lease
02:36i'm gonna give it to you for sure
02:37i'm gonna give it to you
02:38all right it was really bright and beautiful moon
02:41i didn't know i was supposed to look at it
02:43yeah 12 12
02:44that's the last one of the decade andy
02:46i didn't know that chuck
02:47very important
02:48oh
02:48missed it missed the whole thing huh
02:51i missed all the whole decade
02:52you never saw a single full moon this whole decade
02:55no and it's not full moons haven't been something that's so weird that we gotta talk to each other
03:01i can't talk to each other
03:01with a goddamn megaphone
03:03can you
03:03what
03:04what do you want here chuck
03:05what do you need to do
03:06you guys just do your deal
03:07i'm just gonna let me know
03:09you're gonna do some technical stuff
03:10can you come over here
03:11no this one this one doesn't work
03:13no everything's broken
03:14i'm gonna just try the uh
03:15how you doing leaf
03:16hey
03:16i'm gonna try that one
03:19no i'm gonna just unplug stuff
03:20well something is unplugged over here
03:23yeah this is the uh
03:24what's that
03:25oh that looks like a microphone
03:26that's a microphone cable
03:28do you think people are really
03:30are interested in hearing us
03:32talk about technical stuff
03:34no
03:34well they can't hear us
03:36so i don't know
03:38let's see
03:38hold on
03:39they someone may have
03:40plugged in the wrong cable
03:41is that it
03:41oh this is the backup
03:42oh but it's not the right
03:45wait
03:46did i do this input
03:47i don't know
03:48it's a backup cable
03:49it's the wrong end
03:51it's the wrong end
03:52i'm doing good chuck
03:53oh my god
03:54this is major market radio
03:55airing in several
03:56airing in several
03:58different parts of the country
03:59we're giving it a small market
04:00appeal in the major market region
04:02oh okay
04:02i'm ready to
04:03i feel like in the small market
04:04i used to be in it was
04:05we didn't have this many
04:06no my god
04:07in rock and rise
04:08rock and rise
04:09we made it on the air every day
04:10it was in a former
04:12chicken restaurant
04:13we made it on the air
04:14every day
04:15james i can't talk
04:17in the backup mic
04:18the backup mic is broken
04:19yeah
04:20maybe if we
04:21maybe we put in a backup mic
04:22we test it
04:23rock and rise was
04:25was uh
04:26rock and rise
04:26so the radio station
04:27i worked at
04:28when i first got into radio
04:29uh it was built
04:30in a former chicken restaurant
04:31yeah
04:32and um
04:33they
04:34so and the sales office
04:37still smelled like chicken
04:38because that was
04:38used to be the kitchen
04:39yeah
04:40of the chicken restaurant
04:41so all the sales people
04:42complained and they always
04:43smelled like chicken
04:43yeah
04:44um
04:45but
04:45yeah so it was this
04:46tiny little place
04:47this radio station
04:49there was two radio stations
04:50there in an am and an fm
04:51and when i was on the fm station
04:53rock and rise
04:53yeah
04:54it was called the river
04:55um
04:56and um
04:57yeah but we
04:57we managed to get on the air
04:58smelled like chicken though
04:59like that
05:00how long
05:00roasted chicken
05:01was the chicken
05:02out of there
05:02like you'd think the chicken smell
05:04would go away
05:05i know at least you would
05:06but i guess it was just like
05:07in
05:07i don't know how
05:08decades of chicken
05:09decades of chicken
05:10that chicken
05:11i worked
05:12chicken was being made there
05:14for a long long time
05:15that's gonna be the name of my next band
05:15decades of chicken
05:16decades of chicken
05:17that's a good one
05:18i like that one
05:19yeah that's a good one
05:20i like it
05:20decades of chicken
05:21yeah yeah i worked at a
05:24i worked at a radio station
05:25check check
05:25there you go
05:26check with us
05:27yeah i don't know what's
05:29our old radio jobs
05:30and chicken
05:30why not
05:33thank you james
05:34for the megaphone
05:35all right
05:36thank you
05:37all right
05:37so there we go
05:38we're uh
05:40we're all together here
05:41so far so good
05:42that's a good one
05:44you
05:45you
05:45you
05:45you
05:45you
05:46you