Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about a list of things people wish they could if they were only socially acceptable and Chuck brings up a few of his own.
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00:00we didn't get to a few more things guys had said in this online survey um what they'd like to do
00:12if it was socially acceptable a bunch of guys said they'd love to be able to wear makeup to
00:16hide things like pimples and dark circles if it was socially acceptable um i've had some stuff
00:23on me to cover up yeah that's for sure chuck your skin looks so glowing oh every once in a while
00:30so she's saying if you were wearing makeup that'd be her response i thought you just thought i had
00:34well thank you i do he just thought it was a compliment why not no it was she was like
00:41role-playing if you came in with makeup i had foundation and stuff i'm like thanks lisa
00:49a little rouge yeah i could use hey lisa can i borrow your makeup for a second maybe he's born
00:57with it it is becoming more socially acceptable there are men in these cosmetic campaigns have
01:07you seen it well i have you can you can be a man in makeup but you can't be a man with this face
01:14like this type of facial hair that's what i mean like i just i have a face yeah that i in two
01:20minutes i'd have a five o'clock shadow after i shaved i couldn't have makeup on you just couldn't do it
01:26it's not really my thing as great as i'd look with root and then what do i do at least do i have to put
01:32it all over my entire head because i'm bald that's a lot of makeup yeah i need a powder puff or something
01:40yeah it's really a lot in cosmetics powder it up i love that he just took it as a straight on
01:44compliment chuck your skin is glowing i know
01:47most of the time he's not like i get when i get compliments
01:51you noticed
01:58some people are just lucky
02:03just born lucky
02:06almost never have a blemish
02:12me and dave were like god we hate him
02:16he's just too perfect
02:18my skin was so silky smooth
02:22some people have all the luck
02:25he's such a bitch
02:29remember when they put makeup on for the photo shoot that we had
02:35oh yeah oh my god i was pretty uncomfortable
02:39you were so pissed i was pissed
02:42they were dabbing me up i look like donald trump
02:48my face was orange
02:51maybe he's born with it
02:57maybe he's born with it
02:58maybe it's just maybe
03:00you guys may never know
03:02chuck tell us your secrets
03:05how's your skin so glowing
03:06nothing i put my little
03:09makeup thing in my front pocket
03:10that's for me to know
03:14push it down
03:16your skin looks glowing
03:20if it was socially acceptable for you to rock a wig
03:23chuck
03:24would you rock a wig too
03:25uh no but i was thinking about
03:27if it was socially acceptable
03:29would i grow my hair out like hulk hogan
03:31i think that is socially acceptable
03:36i don't think it is
03:37but you have to talk like him too
03:38i don't know
03:40hey brother
03:41but you know like just
03:44the skullet
03:45the skullet
03:45yeah like to be able to still have long hair
03:48if you wanted long hair
03:49right now if you decided to grow a skullet
03:51you could
03:51you still have hair all around the side
03:54oh yeah yeah
03:54no yeah you don't ever lose that hair
03:56you know like that's just
03:57when you lose
03:58you shave that hair off
03:59you know you've got the bows of the clown
04:01that's usually as bad as it ever gets
04:03so i mean yeah i would look just like hulk hogan
04:07and then i'd dye it bleach blonde
04:09i'd grow a handlebar mustache
04:12wow
04:15you'd have male makeup
04:17a skullet
04:18i'd be in wrestling tights
04:20i'd be in wrestling tights
04:22it would be uh
04:25also another one of my things
04:26to be in a wrestler's outfit
04:28a full on
04:29uh like a sean
04:31sean michaels
04:33no like really elaborate
04:34like a
04:35you know like a robe
04:36with like my name on it
04:38and bejeweled
04:41bedazzled
04:41chuck
04:42oh my god
04:43socially acceptable chuck
04:45would be quite a sight
04:46can you imagine how he'd come in here every day
04:48yeah
04:49if he could just do whatever he wanted
04:51it's all made of mirrors
04:52so essentially you want to have a future as a drag queen
04:55that's pretty much what you describe
04:56that's what i want
04:58or a professional wrestler
04:59yeah
04:59same difference
05:00wow
05:01i would look good though
05:02you're so glowing
05:04it would be funny to be a little more expressive
05:07with what you wore
05:08like have like feather boas
05:10yeah
05:10it's like uh
05:13i look like sean michaels
05:15if anyone knows who that looks like
05:16the heartbreak kid
05:17you better know what sean michaels is
05:19well
05:19most people don't
05:22it's really sad
05:22it's real sad
05:23but so in character with chuck
05:25that he just assumed you were complimenting him
05:27when you said that
05:28like it was just a
05:28like just something you noticed
05:30who hasn't
05:32all right
05:36it's not that crazy of an idea
05:37gonna take a break
05:38when we come back here
05:39uh we'll get to a check of riff news
05:41where did cops just find 20 million bucks
05:45you