Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a politician in Sweden who wants to implement mandatory paid sex breaks at work and Chuck realizes he won't be having as much fun as everyone else.
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00:00If you're in a relationship and you still get it on every day, well, first of all, good for you.
00:13But you also might want to look into moving to northern Sweden.
00:18A politician there named Erik Muskos filed a motion to give workers one hour sex breaks a day
00:25so they could go home to have sex.
00:30Afternoon delight.
00:32If you, Andy, could leave the show for an hour.
00:36Bye.
00:37Andy would be gone.
00:38And have sex.
00:39And then return to the show.
00:42Yeah.
00:43Do you think it would make Andy a better person?
00:46Oh, yeah.
00:47I'm way better on the show after I've had some sex.
00:49Yeah.
00:49Yeah.
00:50I don't think you'd return to the show after that, though.
00:52That would be the problem.
00:53I'd fall right to sleep.
00:55I'd be like, oh, it's one!
00:57Damn it!
00:57Damn these sex breaks!
00:58Oh, damn the show!
01:00It is done!
01:01I missed it again!
01:03Oh, man, I'd hate life.
01:05Boy, I'd hate life if there were sex breaks.
01:08Why?
01:09See you guys.
01:10Take it easy.
01:11Oh, we'd all be going to have sex and you'd just be...
01:13Might as well just stay here.
01:17Chuck, you're going to man the wheel for a minute?
01:19Just by himself for the most depressing hour of radio.
01:22I got it, I got it, guys.
01:23Hey, everybody.
01:26It's the Dave and Chuck the Freak sex break.
01:30Just me.
01:31Uh, and whoever's listening and not having sex right now.
01:36You just get all the lonely guys calling in?
01:38Yeah.
01:40There's another cut from Pink Floyd.
01:45Comfortably numb.
01:47Yeah.
01:48You could play video games for an hour, though.
01:49Yeah, I mean, I would just, like, say that I was...
01:54Totally having sex here, guys.
01:57Can't tell.
02:02Sex break time.
02:04Dave and Chuck the Freak.
02:06Guys will be back in 58 minutes.
02:08And we know Andy might not be back.
02:12No.
02:14You'd hate me.
02:16You'd hate me.
02:16Oh, yeah, and I'd hate everybody.
02:18I would.
02:18Yeah.
02:18Because you'd all come in so happy.
02:20You'd hate everybody.
02:20It would be brutal coming back, right?
02:22And you're just like...
02:23Hey, Chuck.
02:24Yeah, because me, you guys, and I'd be like,
02:26Ah-ha, can it.
02:29Can it.
02:30Can it.
02:31You fakers.
02:35We'd all be super happy.
02:36But you'd try so hard to just be normal.
02:39Yeah, just be normal.
02:41And then I, uh...
02:42But I'd catch you, I'd catch you, like, yeah.
02:44I'd catch a high-five in the hallway or something.
02:46Hey, what's that for?
02:47Nothing, Chuck.
02:49Oh, yeah, right.
02:50Nothing, it's a...
02:51No, we just...
02:51I know why you're high-fiving sexual creatures.
02:54Oh.
02:55No, we just, we were just...
02:56Yeah!
02:57We were just saying hi.
02:58No, that's fine.
02:58I'm glad you guys are having sex.
03:01Oh, uh, Chuck, you do have a caller here
03:03during your sex break hour.
03:04Oh, really?
03:05CJ.
03:07Hi, Chuck.
03:08How you doing, buddy?
03:09Hey, uh, CJ.
03:11Not, uh...
03:12Not doing too good.
03:12You know, we got another 57 minutes here
03:14on the, uh, Chuck.
03:15Yeah, I know.
03:17I started my break a few minutes ago
03:19and I'm just, you know, feeling kind of bad
03:22and I figured we can help each other out, bud.
03:24Hey, man.
03:25Well, I really appreciate your call
03:26and, uh, remember if there's any other guys
03:29or ladies, probably not ladies,
03:32but if there's any other guys out there like us,
03:34like CJ and me,
03:36give us a call.
03:38Chuck the Freaks.
03:41Sex break time.
03:42Lonely Guys Anonymous.
03:43Yeah, yeah.
03:44Please text.
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47Text us.
03:48Yeah, ladies.
03:49If there's any ladies looking to have sex
03:51during this sex time,
03:53sex break,
03:54CJ's looking for some sex.
03:57Sex break 101.
03:59Yeah, thank you, CJ.
04:02Thanks for your call
04:03and thank you for your support.
04:05We all need help.
04:06Yeah, we do.
04:07You sure do.
04:08I'll be your sponsor.
04:10Thank you, CJ.
04:11That's my sponsor, CJ.
04:12That, like,
04:13was pulling on my heartstrings.
04:14Yeah, it was.
04:15It would be really sad to listen to that
04:17on your way to having sex.
04:18Could you imagine?
04:18Could there be guys like him
04:19that want to, like,
04:20probably let it out,
04:21some of the pain and anguish,
04:22and then there'd be other guys
04:22that aren't having sex
04:23and they're like,
04:23can I just hear a Pink Floyd Dogs Award?
04:25Do you understand, like,
04:27I'd have the biggest ratings ever
04:29because there's lots of guys
04:30not having sex.
04:31Oh, tons.
04:33So during sex break time,
04:34I have the biggest show
04:36in the whole country.
04:36That one hour.
04:37For one hour.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Be like,
04:39welcome everyone.
04:43Just a show.
04:45You'd have to have it.
04:46No, like, I'm not kidding.
04:47You'd have to have the show
04:49for the guys not having sex.
04:52Yeah.
04:52Because no one understands,
04:54like the guys not having sex.
04:56It's like an on-air therapy session.
04:57That's what it would be.
04:58Yeah.
04:59You're just all trying to help each other
05:00get through that hour.
05:01It'd be just guys calling and crying.
05:03It's music.
05:04Go to caller one,
05:05and he's like,
05:05let it out, let it out.
05:08Oh, God.
05:10Let it out.
05:11Oh.
05:12I know it hurts.
05:13Oh, God.
05:14Thank God for this hour.
05:16Thanks for calling in.
05:17You're really helping people out there.
05:19You're the one helping people, man.
05:21You're doing the God's work.
05:22I've never even seen a real-life human vagina.
05:27Oh, boy.
05:28God.
05:29I don't want to say I'm a hero,
05:31but I'm close.
05:32You are a hero.
05:34No, you're the hero.
05:35Stay strong.
05:36Let's try.
05:37Go to Pornhub.
05:38Oh, so going to Pornhub.
05:40All right.
05:42Catch you later.
05:43Catch you tomorrow.
05:45Same time.
05:45Stay strong.
05:46Oh, I'm as strong as it gets.
05:48Jason the Jew says he only needs a couple minutes,
05:51so he'd be back to answer the phones for you.
05:56Chuck the Freak sex break hour.
05:59Wow.
05:59Coming soon.
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