Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about things that you are not allowed to bring on a plane with you and the show discovers Chuck's hidden talent as an air juggler!
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00:00Let's start with some helpful news, stuff you cannot carry onto a plane.
00:08Yes.
00:09Just so you're fully aware.
00:10Rocket launcher.
00:12James, take notes.
00:13Well, I'm going to make sure I have everything you want.
00:16Yeah, he's going to go.
00:16I have every item.
00:171 through 16, you're going to make sure you have it all.
00:19Have fun, guys.
00:20I'll just be kicking it back at home, relaxing on my weekend.
00:24Yeah.
00:24It's not a bad plan.
00:26Can we all load stuff into our luggage?
00:30Sorry, we couldn't make it.
00:33My cast iron cookware stopped me at the security checkpoint.
00:37Oh, you can't bring that on the plane?
00:39TSA's fault.
00:40It's the TSA's fault.
00:41They wouldn't let me bring my service animal.
00:45Service skunk.
00:46Wolf.
00:47My service wolf wasn't allowed on the flight.
00:49I don't travel without him.
00:52Come on, white fang.
00:53Come on, wolf.
00:53Service wolf.
00:54White fang.
00:55Now, I've done this before, and they never stop me.
00:58Why?
00:59Because I've had toy swords.
01:02My boys have bought toy swords.
01:04I tried to bring a real one.
01:06I was set to bring a real one back from Florida.
01:09Or not from Florida, from Scotland.
01:11A real sword.
01:13And realized...
01:14In your check luggage, I think you can.
01:16Oh, yeah.
01:17See, I didn't know how I was going to get it back.
01:20It's so funny that you got Florida and Scotland confused.
01:22It would be a different kind of sword in Florida.
01:25Are you saying I can't bring this sword?
01:27You can't bring that sword.
01:29I can't bring this sword.
01:30How will I protect myself from possible terrorists on the airplane?
01:33I can't bring this toy sword.
01:34I don't know.
01:34It's so threatening.
01:35It lights up.
01:36It lights up.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:37It does.
01:38I would love for him to have that on his back and try to go on a plane.
01:43I would guide the passengers on the plane to safety with this light-up sword.
01:47It really could.
01:47Too bad that can't go on there.
01:48So, yeah.
01:49No, that absolutely can't.
01:50Foam swords, you can't even take.
01:53So, they're permitted only in your check luggage.
01:56You can't take them in carry-on.
01:57Well, I've got a couple of foam swords through security before.
02:01Ooh, you rebel.
02:02Oh, you badass.
02:02Why?
02:03Like, how?
02:04Why?
02:04My kids bought them at the last minute when we were on vacation.
02:07And they had to, like, just go on the plane.
02:09What would they have done if they would have taken their swords away?
02:12Oh, God.
02:12That would have done.
02:16Yeah, exactly.
02:18Yeah.
02:19You just spent 15 bucks.
02:21I saved a lot of money to buy these swords.
02:24Bowling pins must be checked.
02:26You cannot take them on the plane.
02:28Well, yeah.
02:29I'll knock someone right out with a bowling pin.
02:33You're a juggler.
02:34Yeah.
02:34That's it.
02:36That's totally it.
02:37Can you imagine that guy on the plane with you?
02:38Juggler bag.
02:39You're a busker.
02:41Oh, is that what they're called?
02:42Right?
02:42Yeah, busker, I think, is the, like, street performer term that they enjoy.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Can you actually juggle?
02:50No.
02:51No.
02:51You can't.
02:51You can't do a good air juggle.
02:53You'd seem like you could.
02:54Oh, my God.
02:54He's had a solid air juggle for years.
02:57He's had a solid air juggle for years.
03:00Put that in your dating profile ever if you need it.
03:02He's been showing up those skills for a long time.
03:12Is there world air juggling?
03:16Like, James did the air guitar.
03:19Air sex.
03:19Air sex.
03:20Air sex.
03:21We're all out of it.
03:22Yeah.
03:22We're all out of it.
03:23I know.
03:23Whatever.
03:23What's in the air?
03:25There's air guitar.
03:27There's air sex.
03:28Air sex.
03:28Is there air juggling competition?
03:29I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I just nailed it with the behind the back, and Lisa loved
03:33it.
03:35She does like it.
03:37She does.
03:37It's just because I remember this from so long ago.
03:39No, there's just actual juggling.
03:41Yeah.
03:42I mean, to be honest, the real skill is the juggling part.
03:46I mean, there's no air jugglers.
03:48No.
03:48You could be the first.
03:49You could.
03:50You could break ground.
03:51We could host the first ever air juggle.
03:54Are you guys saying I should go on America's Got Talent?
03:56Absolutely, Chuck.
03:58Yes.
03:59Oh, my God.
03:59Yes.
04:00The music starts, and smoke, and it's like, yeah.
04:02Final Countdown's playing.
04:11Look at that.
04:13Look at that.
04:14Woo!
04:17Whoa!
04:18He got it!
04:19He did it.
04:20Amazing!
04:21I'm going to hit the golden buzzer.
04:24Strike to the finals.
04:25Yeah, you got it, Chuck.
04:26You can do it, man.
04:27We got to find the perfect song for you to do.
04:29You get, like, and you need a, like, Lisa can help you shop for the outfit.
04:33Oh, yeah.
04:34Oh, yeah, for sure.
04:35You've got, like, you've got to.
04:36That's important.
04:37Yeah.
04:38Can I be your smoke machine operator?
04:41Yes.
04:41More smoke.
04:42I want it.
04:43But I need you to actually just have a vape pen, if they're not banned by then, and just
04:50blow it around me.
04:51What flavor do you want?
04:52What do you want to hear it smell like?
04:53Vanilla.
04:55Like your tutti fruity, but.
04:56I love it.
05:00Yeah.
05:01I mean, I do.
05:02I don't know if the world's ready for it.
05:03I don't know.
05:04Like, I don't know if America's Got Talent would be like, they'd be like, what is this?
05:08It's a juggling act?
05:10You shouldn't keep those skills secret.
05:13No, you need to unleash them in the world.
05:15I would really need the audience to buy in.
05:17They'd have to really understand what I'm going for.
05:19Stock it with our listeners.
05:21Right.
05:22That's the key.
05:23Wow.
05:23Because that will make sure you get on to the next level.
05:28I'll have like a lighter and I'll just pretend I lit something on fire.
05:33Oh, yes.
05:34And now they're flaming.
05:36Yeah.
05:36Now they're flaming.
05:37Just like the guy juggling.
05:39Yeah.
05:39Now they're flaming.
05:41I want to have a lot of streaming things coming off of my arms.
05:46Yeah.
05:47Not tassels.
05:48More like giant streamers.
05:51If not, a wingsuit.
05:52A wingsuit would be awesome.
05:54If you had the ambrow wing.
05:57That's what I want.
05:58Future air juggling champion.
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