Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Chuck's decision to live the Soft Life, Andy trying out the robe life and men wearing nightgowns.
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00:00question for you about the soft life
00:07yeah I can help for those that haven't
00:10heard you know Chuck has is embracing
00:12the soft life he vows to only wear soft
00:14clothes again for the rest of his life
00:15yes unless it's like a funeral and I
00:19don't have a soft suit yet yes but if he
00:22does have a soft suit he does plan to
00:24wear that to any big upcoming event
00:26yeah what do you think because listen
00:30your life really hasn't changed even
00:32through the pandemic nothing much has
00:34changed in your life it's only got better
00:36do you think you would have put soft life
00:39plan in effect with or without the
00:42pandemic because a lot of people have
00:44adapted the soft life because of the
00:46pandemic they don't have to go to work
00:47they can just zoom you know there's there's
00:49many more options they have for staying
00:52soft yeah I I definitely think like
00:55obviously as you guys know I've been on
00:57the path to the soft life for quite some
01:00time we used to live it before I mean
01:04but I mean I think you went from soft
01:06life out of soft life and then back in
01:08the soft life yes because I lost weight
01:11got some nice clothes you know then I've
01:15gained all the weight back and decided
01:16soft so is that what you think it is
01:20it's weight the weight belly soft pants
01:22uh I mean that there's some of that but
01:25also it's just I think the pandemic did
01:28spur it on yeah where I realized f this I'm
01:31never wearing hard pants ever again now
01:35John listens to us on 98 7 the shark in
01:37Clearwater and he said speaking of soft
01:40life I don't know if this is too much today I
01:42stopped in at my local liquor store behind
01:44the counter the guy was wearing just a
01:48bathrobe that's too much if you come in to
01:51work in a bathrobe that's incredible
01:53like the monk of soft life wow but that is
01:56what freedom you must be the owner right
02:00he said I've asked to be here in Florida
02:02for the last 30 years this does not even
02:05get a response from me but I had to share
02:06with you guys is it the ultimate in soft
02:08life hopefully he has underwear on under
02:09his robe you'd have to yeah you'd have to
02:12you don't have to no you do you should
02:14fall out there hang out real easy to pop
02:16out of a robe yeah come on now it sure
02:18is um you'll never well you're you're not a
02:23bathrobe guy no neither am I no big guys
02:25don't wear bathrobes I just stand the the
02:28point of a robe I don't get cold we don't
02:31get cold enough to wear a shower and I hang
02:36loose the only time I put one on if I'm at
02:38a hotel and I you know my underwear is not
02:40nearby but then still I'm so tall that my
02:42junk's dangling out the bottom anyway
02:44because they're just made for we shorter
02:46men say that the last time we were in
02:47Boston they had robes there and I for
02:50whatever reason put it on for a minute
02:52just be like you like it just to see I'm
02:54like is is robe life for me how long did
02:59you keep the robe on like five minutes
03:02you didn't just put it on take it off
03:05you're like I walked around a bit I was
03:07like yeah I was like I kind of get it
03:11sat down and I sat down I looked out the
03:15window in it I was like oh man I was like
03:20this is what robes are about I just don't
03:25understand like after the shower I want to
03:26get dressed that's how I feel I have three
03:29I have three stages of life okay I have
03:32three stages of life fully dressed uh-huh no
03:36pants and all and nude this guy said the
03:41men's nightgown is a game changer guys my
03:44wife got me one as a joke but I love it
03:45it's too far I feel like that's a Kramer
03:47item like you're a Kramer from Seinfeld if
03:50you you know I mean
03:52nightgown James like a men's nightgown
03:54no but I do know somebody that uses a
03:57nightgown a man do yes and that's where
03:59I'm gonna leave it is it is it like the
04:01how can you do that to us who it be
04:04because he's not gonna sell someone down
04:06this river look at this I will not put
04:08this person up for Lisa a guy comes into
04:10the bedroom in a nightgown no it's gonna
04:14be a robe I could accept unsexier a more
04:17unsexier look this guy said I'm 34 I wear
04:20men's nightgowns every night I love it
04:22this is a wild thing okay so here and
04:25it's just in my head like a woman in a
04:27nightgown sexy you know you're not not a
04:30long nightgown
04:31no not one of those like a sexy nightgown
04:34yeah you know and you pull it up and you
04:36get busy you know yeah pulling up I
04:38don't think a woman pulling up a man's
04:40nightgown to get busy seems sexy at all
04:43I don't think a man's wearing it to be
04:44sexy I think imagine keeping it on you
04:47bust that out when you've been in a
04:48literature for a while imagine keeping it
04:51on while you're banging you gotta pull it up
04:54you just raise it up come on you cannot
04:57bang in a nightgown I challenge anyone
04:59men do not bang in a nightgown I challenge
05:02men to now oh no do it men do not challenge
05:05and even if you've been in a relationship a
05:08long time I think that's not acceptable I
05:11don't think no I mean I would assume if it'd be
05:15funny to be in a nightgown and then you're
05:17trying to like seduce your lady and then
05:19you got you get a boner
05:20you know what happens they're just like
05:26t-shirt material you know what happens
05:28that's terrible you got a nightgown boner
05:30you like what you see like
05:32no no she'd say no and she should because
05:39there's nothing sexy about a man in a
05:40nightgown there's any women out there
05:43that find that attractive I wouldn't
05:44think so